History Funny / BoyMeetsWorld

23rd Apr '16 8:39:28 AM ironballs16
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-->'''Animal Control Man:''' It looks like...A GREAT BIG LION!
-->'''Shawn:''' Oh, well, that's not our pig!

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-->'''Animal Control Man:''' It looks like... [[SarcasmMode A GREAT BIG LION!
LION]]!
-->'''Shawn:''' Oh, well, that's not [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial our pig!pig]]!



-->'''Shawn:''' It sure is, my little Cory. [the pig comes down the stairs] Okay, who shaved the dog?

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-->'''Shawn:''' It sure is, my little Cory. [the pig comes down the stairs] [[ImplausibleDeniability Okay, who shaved the dog?dog]]?



'''Mr. Williams''': Did you two know you were fighting each other?

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'''Mr. Williams''': [[HeterosexualLifePartners Did you two know you were fighting each other?
other]]?
21st Apr '16 3:00:29 PM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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-->'''Cory:''' "That's sick?" ''I'm'' sick?! You know what's "sick", everyone?! We have been in a relationship for SEVENTEEN YEARS, and you know what I've gotten in all that time? ''LET ME '''TOUCH SOMETHING!'''''

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-->'''Cory:''' "That's sick?" ''I'm'' sick?! You know what's "sick", everyone?! We have been in a relationship for SEVENTEEN YEARS, ''seventeen years'', and you know what I've gotten in all that time? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE GOTTEN IN ALL THAT TIME?! ''LET ME '''TOUCH SOMETHING!'''''SOMETHING!!!'''''
21st Apr '16 2:56:58 PM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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-->'''Cory:''' "That's sick?" ''I'm'' sick?! You know what's sick, everyone?! We have been in a relationship for SEVENTEEN YEARS, and you know what I've gotten in all that time? ''LET ME '''TOUCH SOMETHING!'''''

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-->'''Cory:''' "That's sick?" ''I'm'' sick?! You know what's sick, "sick", everyone?! We have been in a relationship for SEVENTEEN YEARS, and you know what I've gotten in all that time? ''LET ME '''TOUCH SOMETHING!'''''
21st Apr '16 2:55:18 PM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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-->'''Cory:''' "That's sick?" I'm sick?! You know what's sick, everyone?! We have been in a relationship for SEVENTEEN YEARS, and you know what I've gotten in all that time? ''LET ME '''TOUCH SOMETHING'''!''

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-->'''Cory:''' "That's sick?" I'm ''I'm'' sick?! You know what's sick, everyone?! We have been in a relationship for SEVENTEEN YEARS, and you know what I've gotten in all that time? ''LET ME '''TOUCH SOMETHING'''!''SOMETHING!'''''
19th Apr '16 4:02:42 PM BronyoftheOctaves
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** What he says in his "proposal" to her though: "Topanga, marry me and let's make nick-nick!"
13th Apr '16 8:28:22 PM DGCatAniSiri
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** The follow up is even better - Cory's parents try to make Cory have Eric as his best man. Cory just sits there, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck knowing what's coming.]]

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** The follow up second part is even better arguably funnier - Cory's parents try to make Cory have Eric as his best man. Cory just sits there, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck knowing what's coming.]]
13th Apr '16 8:27:30 PM DGCatAniSiri
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** The follow up is even better - Cory's parents try to make Cory have Eric as his best man. Cory just sits there, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck knowing what's coming.]]
-->'''Alan:''' Eric's out, Shawn's in!
-->'''Amy:''' The baby! Someone save the baby!
-->'''Eric:''' Sparklers are fun.
13th Apr '16 7:21:02 PM RighteousFury
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** From the same episode, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYihf3zrcp4 Eric's dream job]]. ''[[EarWorm When a crime breaks out/All the cute girls shout/Get the Good Looking Guy!]]''
21st Sep '15 10:48:26 AM djbj
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[[AC:Season 1]]
* In "Cory's Alternative Friends," when Mr. Feeny assigns Shawn and Minkus as partners, both {{facepalm}} in unison.



* After the entire gang helps Cory get deal with everything changing in his life Cory starts listing all the things changing and how he's okay with them, before he gets to the last one Eric says it doesn't matter that things change, just how you react to them, queue this:
-->'''Cory''': "...and I even accept Mr. Feeny retiring."
-->'''Eric''': "'''''[[BigWhat WHAAAAAAAAT!?!]]'''''"
* In "Seven the Hard Way," Eric imagines what will happen to the group if they don't settle their current, very bitter disagreements. Eric himself is portrayed as a nutty recluse, having changed his name to "Plays with Squirrels."
-->'''Eric''': I married a moose. ''[To Cory & Topanga, smugly]'' We don't need counseling.
--> ----
-->'''Mr. Feeney:''' Mr. Matthews?
-->'''Eric:''' Mr. Squirrels.
-->'''Cory:''' Eric?
-->'''Eric:''' Plays With.
** And followed up by Feeney's reaction: "All right, everyone. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'll see you at my funeral]]."
** Topanga gets some good moments when she gets so fed up with Cory and Shawn still getting along despite everyone else fighting and starts calling Shawn "His lovah!"
* Every scene with Eric in the episode where Shawn tries to impress Angela's father is hilarious.
-->'''Eric''': [+++YAKSAI!+++]

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* After * "Hey great, a water gun in December. I'll be the entire gang helps little boy spreading pneumonia!"
* In the episode tag of the first season finale,
Cory get deal with everything changing in his life Cory starts listing and Shawn focus all their energy to make Minkus disappear. Made funnier by the things changing and how he's okay with them, before he gets to the last one Eric says it doesn't matter fact that things change, just how you react to them, queue this:
-->'''Cory''': "...and I even accept Mr. Feeny retiring."
-->'''Eric''': "'''''[[BigWhat WHAAAAAAAAT!?!]]'''''"
* In "Seven the Hard Way," Eric imagines what will happen to the group if
they don't settle their current, very bitter disagreements. Eric himself is portrayed as a nutty recluse, having changed his name see him again until graduation. Or possibly FridgeHorror.

[[AC:Season 2]]
* The second season episode "Me and Mr. Joad," where Cory attempts
to "Plays start a seventh grade student union and lead a school walkout. His singing to the tune of an old Garment Workers Union jingle sells it even more. And to go along with Squirrels."
-->'''Eric''': I married a moose. ''[To Cory & Topanga, smugly]'' We don't need counseling.
that--what does Shawn want with his steak? MACARONI!
** From the same episode, Mr. Turner learning that Feeny lives next door to the Matthews:
--> ----
-->'''Mr. Feeney:''' Mr.
'''Turner''': Face it guys: Feeny's not going to go away. He's going to be all over your case. You turn around, he's going to be there. ''(looks out Matthews' back door window; sees Feeny tending his garden)'' Now ''that's'' scary. You guys live next door to a principal?
--> '''Amy''': It's not something we brag about.
--> '''Turner''': ''(heading outside)'' George? You live next door to
Matthews?
-->'''Eric:''' Mr. Squirrels.
-->'''Cory:''' Eric?
-->'''Eric:''' Plays With.
** And followed up by Feeney's reaction: "All right, everyone. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'll see you at my funeral]]."
** Topanga gets some good moments when she gets so fed up with
--> '''Feeny''': It's not something I brag about.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Csjr5Jz8l4 The Roller Coaster scene]].
* Mister Feeney has yanked
Cory and Shawn still getting along despite everyone else fighting off the school radio for having tossed aside the approved script and starts calling Shawn "His lovah!"
* Every scene with Eric
instead turning their program into a hook-up show. Later, in his class, he announces what the episode where Shawn tries to impress Angela's father is hilarious.
-->'''Eric''': [+++YAKSAI!+++]
next day's lesson will be: The Bill of Rights.
--> '''Feeney:''' [[OhCrap Oh boy.]]

[[AC:Season 3]]
* Life's tough, get a helmet.



* Little Cory gets another crowning moment of funny in a shout out much later on when Shawn is living at university with his brother. Decrying the state of Shawn's bedroom, his brother shouts how even a pig couldn't live in this mess!. Shawn just gives him a knowing look and shifts aside a curtain, revealing said pig happily wallowing in his dirty clothes.



* Cory gets a lot of these later on when he becomes crazier and more neurotic. Most notably his complete breakdown after Shawn kisses Topanga for a college video and when he is unusually excited for he and Topanga's honeymoon:
-->'''Topanga:''' So you're just marrying me so you can consummate our relationship?
-->'''Cory:''' Me and 900 million other guys!
-->'''Topanga:''' Cory, I'm beginning to think you'd be fine if we spent our honeymoon in any old hotel.
-->'''Cory:'''' Or in the road...
-->'''Topanga:''' Cory, that's sick!
-->'''Cory:''' "That's sick?" I'm sick?! You know what's sick, everyone?! We have been in a relationship for SEVENTEEN YEARS, and you know what I've gotten in all that time? ''LET ME '''TOUCH SOMETHING'''!''
* The ''entire'' male cast dancing to "Hot Stuff," And Eric's explanation for it:
-->'''Eric:''' Ladies and Gentlemen, since the dawn of time men have been idiots. This will make up for it.
** Eric gets a '''lot''' of these, there are simply far too many to list.
* The entire "Eric" part of the episode "Eric Hollywood" was hilarious! Some Hollywood people think Eric has acting talent after viewing his Shakespeare play, so they let him come to Hollywood to play a part in a T.V. show! The show happens to be the counterpart of Boy Meets World, with the characters behind the sets acting very different, with different (but similar) names,
-->'''Shawn/Schneider''': (Cory/Ben is yelling at the director) He's yelling again. Stop the yelling. Make it stop! Make it stop!
* Cory disguised as a crusty waitress in "Chick Like Me". "My hosiery is bunching!"
** "Please pay at the register honey, and ''tipping'' is not a city in China!". Ben Savage's delivery of that line was ''perfect''.
** Earlier in that episode when Cory first dresses up as a girl when he says "I knew it, I look fat". It's a simple line but Ben Savage's delivery makes it hilarious.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXFLpND4Q_g UNDAHPANTS!!!]]
* "Hey great, a water gun in December. I'll be the little boy spreading pneumonia!"

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* Cory gets Mr. Turner & Mr. Williams pulling apart a lot of these later on when he becomes crazier and more neurotic. Most notably his complete breakdown after fight in the hallway, only to realize ''who'' was fighting.
--> '''Mr. Turner''': ''[Stunned]'' Hunter? Matthews?\\
'''Mr. Williams''': Did you two know you were fighting each other?

[[AC:Season 4]]
*
Shawn kisses hitting on Topanga for in "Hair Today, Goon Tomorrow"
-->'''Shawn''': She's my best friend's girl, she's my best friend's girl. Oh, to heck with it. Marry me! I live in
a college video trailer park and when he is unusually excited for he and Topanga's honeymoon:
-->'''Topanga:''' So you're just marrying me so you can consummate our relationship?
-->'''Cory:''' Me and 900 million other guys!
-->'''Topanga:''' Cory,
have no education, but my hair does this! (runs hands through hair as audience cheers)
-->'''Cory''': Shawn!
-->'''Shawn''': Shut up, man!
I'm beginning to think you'd be fine if we spent our honeymoon in any old hotel.
-->'''Cory:'''' Or in the road...
-->'''Topanga:''' Cory, that's sick!
-->'''Cory:''' "That's sick?"
going for it!(Cory sprays Shawn with a water bottle) Thanks,thanks. I'm sick?! You know what's sick, everyone?! We have been in back.
-->'''Cory''': Good. (turns to talk to Topanga as Shawn does
a relationship for SEVENTEEN YEARS, "call me" sign over his shoulder)
* When Cory thinks Shawn is having sex before he
and you know what I've gotten in all that time? ''LET ME '''TOUCH SOMETHING'''!''
* The ''entire'' male cast dancing to "Hot Stuff," And Eric's explanation for it:
-->'''Eric:''' Ladies
Topanga are and Gentlemen, since the dawn of time men have been idiots. This will make up for it.
**
asks Eric gets a '''lot''' of these, there are simply far too many to list.
* The entire "Eric" part of the episode "Eric Hollywood" was hilarious! Some Hollywood people think Eric has acting talent after viewing his Shakespeare play, so they let him come to Hollywood to play a part in a T.V. show! The show happens to be the counterpart of Boy Meets World, with the characters behind the sets acting very different, with different (but similar) names,
-->'''Shawn/Schneider''': (Cory/Ben is yelling at the director) He's yelling again. Stop the yelling. Make it stop! Make it stop!
* Cory disguised as a crusty waitress in "Chick Like Me". "My hosiery is bunching!"
** "Please pay at the register honey, and ''tipping'' is not a city in China!". Ben Savage's delivery of that line was ''perfect''.
** Earlier in that episode when Cory
for advice:
-->'''Cory''': Tell me about your
first dresses up as a girl when he says "I knew it, I look fat". It's a simple line but Ben Savage's delivery makes it hilarious.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXFLpND4Q_g UNDAHPANTS!!!]]
* "Hey great, a water gun in December. I'll be the little boy spreading pneumonia!"
time.
-->'''Eric''': Remember Mitchell Davis?
-->'''Cory''': Now there's an unexpected twist. Tell me about your second time.



* In "Cory's Alternative Friends," when Mr. Feeny assigns Shawn and Minkus as partners, both {{facepalm}} in unison.

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* In "Cory's Alternative Friends," when Mr. Feeny assigns Shawn and Minkus as partners, both {{facepalm}} in unison.reading Eric's one-man play: "'The hot wind howled, like a howling... hot... windy thing.'"



* The looks on Shawn and Topanga's faces when the judge offers Cory a balloon dog or hat.
* Cory disguised as a crusty waitress in "Chick Like Me". "My hosiery is bunching!"
** "Please pay at the register honey, and ''tipping'' is not a city in China!". Ben Savage's delivery of that line was ''perfect''.
** Earlier in that episode when Cory first dresses up as a girl when he says "I knew it, I look fat". It's a simple line but Ben Savage's delivery makes it hilarious.
* Cory being told that [[OverprotectiveDad he will die if anything happens to Topanga on their trip]]. By ''his own father''. Cory's response is an indignant "You like her better than me!" and Alan smiling & nodding.

[[AC:Season 5]]
* In Season 5, after Topanga makes a surprising entrance.
--> "*Gasp* Topanga!"



* Mr. Feeny reading Eric's one-man play: "'The hot wind howled, like a howling... hot... windy thing.'"

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* Mr. Feeny reading World War II Eric in "No Guts, No Cory". Oh boy...
* The entire "Eric" part of the episode "Eric Hollywood" was hilarious! Some Hollywood people think Eric has acting talent after viewing his Shakespeare play, so they let him come to Hollywood to play a part in a T.V. show! The show happens to be the counterpart of Boy Meets World, with the characters behind the sets acting very different, with different (but similar) names,
-->'''Shawn/Schneider''': (Cory/Ben is yelling at the director) He's yelling again. Stop the yelling. Make it stop! Make it stop!
* The ''entire'' male cast dancing to "Hot Stuff," And
Eric's one-man play: "'The hot wind howled, like explanation for it:
-->'''Eric:''' Ladies and Gentlemen, since the dawn of time men have been idiots. This will make up for it.
* Little Cory gets another crowning moment of funny in
a howling... hot... windy thing.'"shout out much later on when Shawn is living at university with his brother. Decrying the state of Shawn's bedroom, his brother shouts how even a pig couldn't live in this mess!. Shawn just gives him a knowing look and shifts aside a curtain, revealing said pig happily wallowing in his dirty clothes.
* In "Raging Cory" after Cory tells Shawn he knocked down his dad, Shawn's response is "Does he have to leave the house in shame? Do you get his woman?"
* When Jack records Shawn sleeptalking: "I'm going to the market to pick up some eggs." "If you rub two eggs together, you get a spark." "My head's on fire. Somebody please put me out."
* Every part of And Then There Was Shawn.



* "Only creeps and weirdos are awake now." ''[Door opens]'' "How're you doin'?" Turns out the creeps and weirdos are Shawn, Eric, and Feeny.
* In "The Truth About Honesty", Shawn and Angela attempt to have no strings attached sex but before they can get anywhere Shawn tells her he loves her, which leads to this exchange:
-->'''Shawn:''' Aw man, I [[PersonAsVerb Cory'd]] this up didn't I?
-->'''Angela:''' You had to go and get heavy, Shawn - didn't you?
-->'''Shawn:''' No, I'm not getting heavy, Angela, I just think that an emotional commitment is the proper foundation for OH MY GOD I'M BOTH OF THEM!
* Chet, Shawn and Jack's dad, gets some great lines in the series, especially in ghost form.
--> I got two stupid boys! Y'all embarass me in front of my dead friends!
* [[http://youtu.be/m-BB-Xk9xYY FEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEENAY!]]
* Cory's attempt at writing his own wedding vows in "We'll Have A Good Time Then". "Sometimes, two people who love each other are in love, and because of that love, they love each other."



* As Cory prepares for his wedding with Topanga, Shawn might not end up as the best man, so Eric tries to win Cory over... HilarityEnsues. Watch [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P93GT2Oow_8 here]]:

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* As * After the entire gang helps Cory prepares for his wedding get deal with Topanga, everything changing in his life Cory starts listing all the things changing and how he's okay with them, before he gets to the last one Eric says it doesn't matter that things change, just how you react to them, queue this:
-->'''Cory''': "...and I even accept Mr. Feeny retiring."
-->'''Eric''': "'''''[[BigWhat WHAAAAAAAAT!?!]]'''''"

[[AC:Season 6]]
* In the sixth season premiere, while Cory and Topanga take off to elope, Feeny relays the story of the time he tried to separate Cory and Topanga's desks in first grade:
--> '''Feeny''': "She kicked me, he bit me, and some little punk kept saying 'Leave them alone. They should get married.'"
--> '''Shawn''': "I was cute then, huh?"
--> '''Feeny''': "Precious"
* "Only creeps and weirdos are awake now." ''[Door opens]'' "How're you doin'?" Turns out the creeps and weirdos are Shawn, Eric, and Feeny.
* Cory gets a lot of these later on when he becomes crazier and more neurotic. Most notably his complete breakdown after
Shawn might not end up as the best man, so Eric tries to win Cory over... HilarityEnsues. Watch kisses Topanga for a college video: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P93GT2Oow_8 here]]:com/watch?v=KXFLpND4Q_g UNDAHPANTS!!!]]



* Cory being told that [[OverprotectiveDad he will die if anything happens to Topanga on their trip]]. By ''his own father''. Cory's response is an indignant "You like her better than me!" and Alan smiling & nodding.
* Eric declaring that if he can't be the best man at Cory's wedding, ''he's going to be the groom'' & proceeding to propose to Topanga. Once Eric's finished, an exasperated Cory simply says "Get him" & a screaming Topanga lunges at him.
** "There are some people who shall remain nameless...CORY MOMMY AND DADDY! Who believe I'm not Best Man material."
* In Season 5, after Topanga makes a surprising entrance.
--> "*Gasp* Topanga!"

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* Cory being told that [[OverprotectiveDad he will die if anything happens to Topanga on their trip]]. By ''his own father''. Cory's response is an indignant "You like her better than me!" and Alan smiling & nodding.
dorktastic love poems to Topanga in "Poetic License: An Ode to Holden Caulfield".
* Eric declaring that if he can't be the best man at Cory's wedding, ''he's going to be the groom'' & proceeding to propose to Topanga. Once Eric's finished, an exasperated Cory simply says "Get him" & a screaming Topanga lunges attempt at him.
** "There are some
writing his own wedding vows in "We'll Have A Good Time Then". "Sometimes, two people who shall remain nameless...CORY MOMMY AND DADDY! Who believe I'm not Best Man material."
* In Season 5, after Topanga makes a surprising entrance.
--> "*Gasp* Topanga!"
love each other are in love, and because of that love, they love each other."



** "You're in a triangle, Feeny! ''[[[WhatAnIdiot Makes a square as he says triangle]]]'' And take it from someone who has been in a triangle before, he who hesitates is lost. RACHEL!"

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** "You're in a triangle, Feeny! ''[[[WhatAnIdiot ''[[[TheDitz Makes a square as he says triangle]]]'' And take it from someone who has been in a triangle before, he who hesitates is lost. RACHEL!"



* The second season episode "Me and Mr. Joad," where Cory attempts to start a seventh grade student union and lead a school walkout. His singing to the tune of an old Garment Workers Union jingle sells it even more. And to go along with that--what does Shawn want with his steak? MACARONI!
** From the same episode, Mr. Turner learning that Feeny lives next door to the Matthews:
--> '''Turner''': Face it guys: Feeny's not going to go away. He's going to be all over your case. You turn around, he's going to be there. ''(looks out Matthews' back door window; sees Feeny tending his garden)'' Now ''that's'' scary. You guys live next door to a principal?
--> '''Amy''': It's not something we brag about.
--> '''Turner''': ''(heading outside)'' George? You live next door to Matthews?
--> '''Feeny''': It's not something I brag about.



* The looks on Shawn and Topanga's faces when the judge offers Cory a balloon dog or hat.
* Cory's dorktastic love poems to Topanga in "Poetic License: An Ode to Holden Caulfield".

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* The looks on In "The Truth About Honesty", Shawn and Angela attempt to have no strings attached sex but before they can get anywhere Shawn tells her he loves her, which leads to this exchange:
-->'''Shawn:''' Aw man, I [[PersonAsVerb Cory'd]] this up didn't I?
-->'''Angela:''' You had to go and get heavy, Shawn - didn't you?
-->'''Shawn:''' No, I'm not getting heavy, Angela, I just think that an emotional commitment is the proper foundation for OH MY GOD I'M BOTH OF THEM!

[[AC:Season 7]]
* After Cory and Topanga and Shawn and Angela have broken up:
--> '''Cory''': I believe in love like I believe in God. You can't see it. You can't touch it, but you know it's there because you can feel its wrath."
-->'''Shawn''': And goodness. You can feel love's goodness.
-->'''Cory''': I wouldn't know.
* Eric and Jack versus Rachel, Topanga and Angela in a wrestling competition for the apartment. With [[Wrestling/MickFoley Mankind]] as the referee.
* Every scene with Eric in the episode where Shawn tries to impress Angela's father is hilarious.
-->'''Eric''': [+++YAKSAI!+++]
* When Cory gets unusually excited for he
and Topanga's faces when honeymoon:
-->'''Topanga:''' So you're just marrying me so you can consummate our relationship?
-->'''Cory:''' Me and 900 million other guys!
-->'''Topanga:''' Cory, I'm beginning to think you'd be fine if we spent our honeymoon in any old hotel.
-->'''Cory:'''' Or in
the judge offers road...
-->'''Topanga:''' Cory, that's sick!
-->'''Cory:''' "That's sick?" I'm sick?! You know what's sick, everyone?! We have been in a relationship for SEVENTEEN YEARS, and you know what I've gotten in all that time? ''LET ME '''TOUCH SOMETHING'''!''
* As
Cory a balloon dog or hat.
prepares for his wedding with Topanga, Shawn might not end up as the best man, so Eric tries to win Cory over... HilarityEnsues. Watch [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P93GT2Oow_8 here]]:
* Eric declaring that if he can't be the best man at Cory's dorktastic love poems wedding, ''he's going to be the groom'' & proceeding to propose to Topanga. Once Eric's finished, an exasperated Cory simply says "Get him" & a screaming Topanga in "Poetic License: An Ode to Holden Caulfield".lunges at him.
** "There are some people who shall remain nameless...CORY MOMMY AND DADDY! Who believe I'm not Best Man material."



* When Jack records Shawn sleeptalking: "I'm going to the market to pick up some eggs." "If you rub two eggs together, you get a spark." "My head's on fire. Somebody please put me out."
* World War II Eric in "No Guts, No Cory". Oh boy...
* When Cory thinks Shawn is having sex before he and Topanga are and asks Eric for advice:
-->'''Cory''': Tell me about your first time.
-->'''Eric''': Remember Mitchell Davis?
-->'''Cory''': Now there's an unexpected twist. Tell me about your second time.
* In the episode tag of the first season finale, Cory and Shawn focus all their energy to make Minkus disappear. Made funnier by the fact that they don't see him again until graduation. Or possibly FridgeHorror.
* In "Raging Cory" after Cory tells Shawn he knocked down his dad, Shawn's response is "Does he have to leave the house in shame? Do you get his woman?"
* Shawn hitting on Topanga in "Hair Today, Goon Tomorrow"
-->'''Shawn''': She's my best friend's girl, she's my best friend's girl. Oh, to heck with it. Marry me! I live in a trailer park and have no education, but my hair does this! (runs hands through hair as audience cheers)
-->'''Cory''': Shawn!
-->'''Shawn''': Shut up, man! I'm going for it!(Cory sprays Shawn with a water bottle) Thanks,thanks. I'm back.
-->'''Cory''': Good. (turns to talk to Topanga as Shawn does a "call me" sign over his shoulder)
* In the sixth season premiere, while Cory and Topanga take off to elope, Feeny relays the story of the time he tried to separate Cory and Topanga's desks in first grade:
--> '''Feeny''': "She kicked me, he bit me, and some little punk kept saying 'Leave them alone. They should get married.'"
--> '''Shawn''': "I was cute then, huh?"
--> '''Feeny''': "Precious"
* After Cory and Topanga and Shawn and Angela have broken up:
--> '''Cory''': I believe in love like I believe in God. You can't see it. You can't touch it, but you know it's there because you can feel its wrath."
-->'''Shawn''': And goodness. You can feel love's goodness.
-->'''Cory''': I wouldn't know.
* Eric and Jack versus Rachel, Topanga and Angela in a wrestling competition for the apartment. With [[Wrestling/MickFoley Mankind]] as the referee.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Csjr5Jz8l4 The Roller Coaster scene]].
* Every part of And Then There Was Shawn.
* Mr. Turner & Mr. Williams pulling apart a fight in the hallway, only to realize ''who'' was fighting.
--> '''Mr. Turner''': ''[Stunned]'' Hunter? Matthews?\\
'''Mr. Williams''': Did you two know you were fighting each other?
* Life's tough, get a helmet.
* Mister Feeney has yanked Cory and Shawn off the school radio for having tossed aside the approved script and instead turning their program into a hook-up show. Later, in his class, he announces what the next day's lesson will be: The Bill of Rights.
--> '''Feeney:''' [[OhCrap Oh boy.]]

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* When Jack records Shawn sleeptalking: "I'm going In "Seven the Hard Way," Eric imagines what will happen to the market group if they don't settle their current, very bitter disagreements. Eric himself is portrayed as a nutty recluse, having changed his name to pick up some eggs." "If you rub two eggs together, you get a spark." "My head's on fire. Somebody please put me out."Plays with Squirrels."
* World War II Eric in "No Guts, No Cory". Oh boy...
* When Cory thinks Shawn is having sex before he and Topanga are and asks Eric for advice:
-->'''Cory''': Tell me about your first time.
-->'''Eric''': Remember Mitchell Davis?
-->'''Cory''': Now there's an unexpected twist. Tell me about your second time.
* In the episode tag of the first season finale,
I married a moose. ''[To Cory and Shawn focus all their energy to make Minkus disappear. Made funnier by the fact that they & Topanga, smugly]'' We don't see him again until graduation. Or possibly FridgeHorror.
* In "Raging Cory" after Cory tells Shawn he knocked down his dad, Shawn's response is "Does he have to leave the house in shame? Do you get his woman?"
* Shawn hitting on Topanga in "Hair Today, Goon Tomorrow"
-->'''Shawn''': She's my best friend's girl, she's my best friend's girl. Oh, to heck with it. Marry me! I live in a trailer park and have no education, but my hair does this! (runs hands through hair as audience cheers)
-->'''Cory''': Shawn!
-->'''Shawn''': Shut up, man! I'm going for it!(Cory sprays Shawn with a water bottle) Thanks,thanks. I'm back.
-->'''Cory''': Good. (turns to talk to Topanga as Shawn does a "call me" sign over his shoulder)
* In the sixth season premiere, while Cory and Topanga take off to elope, Feeny relays the story of the time he tried to separate Cory and Topanga's desks in first grade:
need counseling.
--> '''Feeny''': "She kicked me, he bit me, and some little punk kept saying 'Leave them alone. They should get married.'"
--> '''Shawn''': "I was cute then, huh?"
--> '''Feeny''': "Precious"
* After Cory and Topanga and Shawn and Angela have broken up:
--> '''Cory''': I believe in love like I believe in God. You can't
----
-->'''Mr. Feeney:''' Mr. Matthews?
-->'''Eric:''' Mr. Squirrels.
-->'''Cory:''' Eric?
-->'''Eric:''' Plays With.
** And followed up by Feeney's reaction: "All right, everyone. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'll
see it. You can't touch it, but you know it's there because you can feel its wrath.at my funeral]]."
-->'''Shawn''': And goodness. You can feel love's goodness.
-->'''Cory''': I wouldn't know.
* Eric and Jack versus Rachel,
** Topanga and Angela in a wrestling competition for the apartment. With [[Wrestling/MickFoley Mankind]] as the referee.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Csjr5Jz8l4 The Roller Coaster scene]].
* Every part of And Then There Was Shawn.
* Mr. Turner & Mr. Williams pulling apart a fight in the hallway, only to realize ''who'' was fighting.
--> '''Mr. Turner''': ''[Stunned]'' Hunter? Matthews?\\
'''Mr. Williams''': Did you two know you were fighting each other?
* Life's tough, get a helmet.
* Mister Feeney has yanked
gets some good moments when she gets so fed up with Cory and Shawn off still getting along despite everyone else fighting and starts calling Shawn "His lovah!"
* Chet, Shawn and Jack's dad, gets some great lines in
the school radio for having tossed aside the approved script and instead turning their program into a hook-up show. Later, series, especially in his class, he announces what the next day's lesson will be: The Bill of Rights.
ghost form.
--> '''Feeney:''' [[OhCrap Oh boy.]]I got two stupid boys! Y'all embarass me in front of my dead friends!
* In the finale, Eric does one last "Feeny call" before a montage plays of his best "feeny calls" from over the years: [[http://youtu.be/m-BB-Xk9xYY FEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEENAY!]]


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-->'''Cory:''' "That's sick?" I'm sick?! You know what's sick, everyone?! We have been in a relationship for SEVENTEEN YEARS, and you know what I've gotten in all that time? ''LET ME TOUCH '''SOMETHING'''!''

to:

-->'''Cory:''' "That's sick?" I'm sick?! You know what's sick, everyone?! We have been in a relationship for SEVENTEEN YEARS, and you know what I've gotten in all that time? ''LET ME TOUCH '''SOMETHING'''!'''''TOUCH SOMETHING'''!''



-->'''Mr. Feeny:''' (''smirking'') I think we've known each other long enough for me to call you "''[[EmbarrassingFirstName Cornelius]]''".

to:

-->'''Mr. Feeny:''' (''smirking'') I think we've known each other long enough for me to call you [[spoiler: "''[[EmbarrassingFirstName Cornelius]]''".Cornelius]]''"]].
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