History Funny / BlackLagoon

** "I wish, Benny-boy. Then I wouldn't be the only one getting fucked! They're burning down my dock! ''[[NotSoStoic MUTHAFUCKER!]]''"

* At one point during the "Goat, Jihad and Rock and Roll" arc, the group flees in a van with the Protectors of the Islamic Front in hot pursuit, and they all get high on cocaine after thinking they were smoking normal cigarettes and the driver starts hallucinating that they're being attacked by {{Playboy}} Playmates.

* In "Greenback Jane", the eponymous Jane calls Eda and Revy "people who grew up watching NYPDBlue", or words to that effect. Revy responds "Would it be so surprising if I told you I watched Oprah?"

* Balalaika is editing her syndicate's porn videos and is bored out of her skull when[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-Ui5Suk7q0 Revy and Rock walk in.]]

* Balalaika is editing her syndicate's porn videos to save money (or so she claims; her ''real'' reason for doing it is because she is trying to find information on Hansel and Gretel), and is bored out of her skull. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-Ui5Suk7q0 Revy and Rock walk in.]]

* A Colombian [[Mook]] snatches up Fabiola and comments about how heavy she is. This is Fabiola's first scene, but anyone familiar with the ''other'' maid of the Lovelace household knows exactly what's going on.

-->'''Benny:''' I think it's going to be tough to get a drink at the Flag tonight.

* Jane offhandedly mentions grabbing Rock for a threesome. Revy grabs her by the shirt and threatens her with lesbian sex so intense she'll forget all about Benny. Clearly she is not interested in Rock at all...

** When they meet again during Roberta's Blood Trail, Revy mistakes him for a gigolo.

* The conversation between Dutch and their Neo Nazi client, which rapidly alternates between praise for each other and Dutch dissing the ideology while the client says variations of "you and your race are going to die."

** Episode 7 of Second Barrage has a freeze frame bonus that implies of what the shirt looks like. With rather eloquent language that's to be expected from [[http://s869.photobucket.com/user/mastersadon/media/rockshirt.jpg.html Revy]].

** Balalaika being cast as Hansel and Gretel's long-suffering mom. HilarityEnsures as the twins get up to all kinds of TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior, including bringing home-made pipebombs to school and performing some kind of undisclosed, but obviously traumatizing sex-crime on poor Garcia Lovelace involving several sharp medical instruments.

* This may not necessarily be laugh-out-loud funny(more like Dark Humor actually) but in the episode where Chaka finds out that Revy is Rock's bodyguard, he asks her if she's ever killed anyone then brags about how he's already killed about 9 people already. Whether his claim is true or not, Revy has already shot and killed 128 people if not more before by the time they get to the story arc when Revy and Rock are in Japan (in fact, she tells Fabiola she's been 'working' for ten years so her body count could easily reach four digits). Whether Chaka was trying to hit on Revy, scare her, or rile her up, the fact the audience is aware [[DramaticIrony of just how truly dangerous she is and the fact that this two-bit reckless thug clearly has no idea he's dealing with death on two legs]] is almost hilarious.

* Roberta gets ambushed by Shenhua and Sawyer. In two absolutely badass moments, she blocks Shenhua's knife with her mouth, then breaks it with her teeth. Then blocks Sawyer's chainsaw with her guns, and breaks that too. Then Lotton the Wizard slides in, pulling off a silly pose and ready to shoot. [[GroinAttack Roberta just kicks him square in the nuts]], complete with a hilariously out of place cartoon metal clang sound effect. Lotton freezes and falls over with his legs pointing straight up.

* During the Greenback Jane arc, Lotton makes a dramatic entrance complete with InTheNameOfTheMoon speech, only to get shot immediately by Revy. She comments afterwards that she has no idea who he was and shot him out of reflex.

** Balalaika being cast as Hansel and Gretel's long-suffering mom as the twins get up to all kinds of TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior, including bringing home-made pipebombs to school and performing some kind of undisclosed, but obviously traumatizing sex-crime on poor Garcia Lovelace involving several sharp medical instruments.

* Every single Omake. From Balalaika being Hansel and Gretel's mom onward, HilarityEnsues. Special notice should be given to the scary story one, where Rock's story managed to terrify Revy, Balalaika and the twins, to the point where Balalaika won the narration's Scaredy Cat award and was seen in her pajamas demanding that her sergeant escort her to the bathroom.
-->'''Hansel''': [[PlayingDoctor Let's play]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Unit 731]]!

--->'''Dutch:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY4lxe2gMqE Amen, hallelujah and peanut butter.]]

--->'''Benny''': I'm part jewish, "Fuck the Nazis" is pretty much my family creed.

* Balalaika is editing her syndicate's porn videos to save money, and is bored out of her skull. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-Ui5Suk7q0 Revy and Rock walk in.]]
--> '''Balalaika:''' I gotta finish 15 of these today, so I won't be getting out anytime soon. Yup, I should've gotten a part-timer to do it. I'm seriously losing my mind. I have a meeting tonight, too. Some more idiots selling drugs without permission again. What a pain in the balls...
--> '''Revy:''' Hold on a sec! Is she taking it up the ass?!
--> '''Balalaika:''' Sure is.

--> '''Balalaika:''' Somebody shoot me.

--> '''Revy''': Dutch? I know what I want for Christmas.

--> '''Garcia''': [[CaptainObvious That's Roberta]]!
--> '''Lagoon Company''': [[BigWhat WHAAAAAAT?!]]

--->'''Roberta''': I have no need for filthy language.

--->'''Benny''': Those are the three scariest women on the planet.
--->'''Dutch''': Yeah, this feels way too close to ground zero....

-->'''Rock:''' ''(on loudhailer)'' Testing, testing...''([[StockSoundEffects Feedback Squeal]])''...ahhh...Good morning to everybody on board the ''St. Joan''. I apologize for the sudden request, but would you please stop your engines right away?
-->'''Ship's horn:''' [+++'''BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'''+++]
-->'''Rock:''' My own personal opinion is that at this point ''(sees a pissed-off Revy loading an RPG-7 rocket launcher and begins to talk faster)'' complying with this request as quickly as possible would definitely be the best course of action!

-->'''Rock:''' Uh, say, what's the story here?
-->'''Bao:''' My shop wasn't the only place wrecked! The whorehouse upstairs was also toast thanks to that crazy little maid there! I thought I'd chill with the girls for a while!
-->'''Garcia:''' You destroyed this man's bar?
-->'''Fabiola:''' I-I didn't mean to!

** It's MagicalGirl [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GL0HsHMzYc& Radical Revy-chan!]]
** The sixth omake, where everyone is de-aged. Also, how the others react to [[spoiler: Bishonen]] Boris. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRaaodk7PeA&feature=related]].

** The *clang* is due to the fact that in the manga, he mentions he's [[CrazyPrepared wearing a groin protector.]]

** Notice that Rock has his hands over his groin the entire time...

* The RunningGag for the first few episodes of the hawaiian shirt that Revy bought for Rock, who thinks it's horrible and refuses to wear. (Something of a NoodleIncident too since we never see the shirt.)"

* 10th episode. Right before Roberta and Revy's all-out, no holds barred fistfight, Roberta says that Revy's shoelaces are untied. It ''works''.
** What makes it even better is that Revy [[GenreSavvy initially scoffs]]. And then [[SchmuckBait looks]] ''[[SchmuckBait anyway]]''.

* At the end of episode 3, when Dutch tells the crew that they're going out for drinks, Revy gets all excited, acting like a kid who just found out they're going to McDonalds.