History Funny / BillyJoel

16th Mar '15 6:58:03 AM Patachou
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* In 2000 when Hillary Clinton announced her intention to run for the US Senate, she intended to have Billy Joel's "New York State of Mind" played at the conference. Due to a mixup with a confused staffer and a copy of 'Billy's Joel's Greatest Hits Volume 1' instead of playing track 5, they ended up playing track 2- "Captain Jack", [[BSODSong which is about a life ruined by heroin dependancy.]] [[EpicFail Whoops.]]
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* One of Joel's earliest musical efforts was being part of Attila, an early 1970s PsychedelicRock album, whose first and only record is often called [[BileFascination "one of the worst albums ever recorded"]]. It's some kind of ConceptAlbum built around UsefulNotes/AttilaTheHun and features no guitars, just an organ and drums. It's an EarlyInstallmentWeirdness album that is painfully bad: ** ''Music/{{Attila}} (1970)'' * In 2000 when Hillary Clinton UsefulNotes/HillaryClinton announced her intention to run for the US Senate, she intended to have Billy Joel's "New York State of Mind" played at the conference. Due to a mixup with a confused staffer and a copy of 'Billy's Joel's Greatest Hits Volume 1' instead of playing track 5, they ended up playing track 2- "Captain Jack", [[BSODSong which is about a life ruined by heroin dependancy.]] [[EpicFail Whoops.]]
4th Nov '14 5:53:12 PM Yoshiman400
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-->'''Billy Joel''': When am I gonna take control, get a hold of my emotions? STOP LIGHTING THE AUDIENCE! Why does it only seem to hit me in the middle of the night? STOP IT! You told me there's a number I can always dial--LET ME DO MY SHOW, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! I don't want to deal with outside action; only you can give me satisfaction...
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-->'''Billy Joel''': When am I gonna take control, get a hold of my emotions? STOP LIGHTING THE AUDIENCE! Why does it only seem to hit me in the middle of the night? STOP IT! You told me there's a number I can always dial--LET ME DO MY SHOW, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! I don't want to deal with outside action; only you can give me satisfaction...satisfaction... * Billy snarks his way through "Piano Man" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG-qg9GABYg line by line]].
19th Nov '12 10:48:30 PM ryanasaurus0077
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-->'''Billy Joel''': When am I gonna take control, get a hold of my emotions? STOP LIGHTING THE AUDIENCE! Why does it only seem to hit me in the middle of the night? STOP IT! You told me there's a number I can always dial for... LET ME DO MY SHOW, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! I don't want to deal with outside action; only you can give me satisfaction...
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-->'''Billy Joel''': When am I gonna take control, get a hold of my emotions? STOP LIGHTING THE AUDIENCE! Why does it only seem to hit me in the middle of the night? STOP IT! You told me there's a number I can always dial for... LET dial--LET ME DO MY SHOW, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! I don't want to deal with outside action; only you can give me satisfaction...
19th Nov '12 10:44:17 PM ryanasaurus0077
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-->'''Billy Joel''': When am I gonna take control, get a hold of my emotions? STOP LIGHTING THE AUDIENCE! Why does it only seem to hit me in the middle of the night? STOP IT! You told me there's a number I can always dial for... I'M TRYING TO DO A SHOW, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! I don't want to deal with outside action; only you can give me satisfaction...
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-->'''Billy Joel''': When am I gonna take control, get a hold of my emotions? STOP LIGHTING THE AUDIENCE! Why does it only seem to hit me in the middle of the night? STOP IT! You told me there's a number I can always dial for... I'M TRYING TO LET ME DO A MY SHOW, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! I don't want to deal with outside action; only you can give me satisfaction...
19th Nov '12 10:41:44 PM ryanasaurus0077
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-->'''Billy Joel''': When am I gonna take control get a hold of my emotions? STOP LIGHTING THE AUDIENCE! Why does it only seem to hit me in the middle of the night? STOP IT! You told me there's a number I can always dial for... I'M TRYING TO DO A SHOW, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! I don't want to deal with outside action; only you can give me satisfaction...
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-->'''Billy Joel''': When am I gonna take control control, get a hold of my emotions? STOP LIGHTING THE AUDIENCE! Why does it only seem to hit me in the middle of the night? STOP IT! You told me there's a number I can always dial for... I'M TRYING TO DO A SHOW, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! I don't want to deal with outside action; only you can give me satisfaction...
19th Nov '12 10:41:36 PM ryanasaurus0077
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* In 2000 when Hillary Clinton announced her intention to run for the US Senate, she intended to have Billy Joel's "New York State of Mind" played at the conference. Due to a mixup with a confused staffer and a copy of 'Billy's Joel's Greatest Hits Volume 1' instead of playing track 5, they ended up playing track 2- "Captain Jack", [[BSODSong which is about a life ruined by heroin dependancy.]] [[EpicFail Whoops.]]
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* In 2000 when Hillary Clinton announced her intention to run for the US Senate, she intended to have Billy Joel's "New York State of Mind" played at the conference. Due to a mixup with a confused staffer and a copy of 'Billy's Joel's Greatest Hits Volume 1' instead of playing track 5, they ended up playing track 2- "Captain Jack", [[BSODSong which is about a life ruined by heroin dependancy.]] [[EpicFail Whoops.]]]] * During a Russian concert, he [[BerserkButton flipped his shit]] when lights were shone on the audience. He threw a tantrum onstage (though he claims to have thrown a ''piano'' instead) and kept beating on his crew members while still performing "Sometimes a Fantasy". [[TalkingIsAFreeAction Singing Is A Free Action]]? -->'''Billy Joel''': When am I gonna take control get a hold of my emotions? STOP LIGHTING THE AUDIENCE! Why does it only seem to hit me in the middle of the night? STOP IT! You told me there's a number I can always dial for... I'M TRYING TO DO A SHOW, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! I don't want to deal with outside action; only you can give me satisfaction...
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