History Funny / Beetlejuice

** This troper particular laughed hard at Beetlejuice's disembodied head floating around singing loudly "I ain't got no body." So dumb it was hilarious.

* After Beetlejuice Kills Juno With A SandWorm, he holds up her leg and says the following:

--> Beetlejuice:[[{{Crosses The Line Twice}} Check It Out Lydia, Now We Both Got Dead Moms!]]

* The ShoutOut to ''Film/TheFly1958''. When the fly actually lands on the display, turns toward Betelguese's voice, and gets suckered in by being tempted with candy.

* After Beetlejuice Kills Juno With A SandWorm, he holds up her chopped off leg and says the following.
—-> ‘’’Beetlejuice’’’:[[{{Crosses The Line Twice}}Check It Out Lydia, Now We Both Got Dead Moms!]]

—-> ‘’’Beetlejuice’’’:Check It Out Lydia, Now We Both Got Dead Moms!

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-->'''Betelgeuse:''' You know what I love about you two? You two kids picked me! You didn't have to, but you picked me, and it makes me wanna kiss you guys.\\

** And, while talking with Adam and Barbara, he hocks up a loogie, spits it into his coat, and goes right on with his spiel. It's what he says after he spits into his coat that sells it, "Save that guy for later."

-->"And remember: I'll eat anything you want me to eat/I'll swaller anything you want me to swaller! So come on down now!" ''*clap*'' "Chew on a dog! ''[[LargeHam AROOOOOOOOOOO!!]]''"

-->'''Betelgeuse''': ''(calm, plain voice)'' Ah. Well, I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. ''(returns to character's normal voice)'' I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during ''that''! ''(chewing scenery)'' I've seen ''Film/TheExorcist'' ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, [[MisaimedFandom AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER]] ''EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!'' NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO ''A DEAD GUY!!!'' NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? ...you think I'm qualified?

'''Betelgeuse:''' [[{{Squee}} Eeeeeeeeeee!]]\\
''(Betelgeuse throws a zipper on her mouth. [[VisualPun She unzips her lip.]])''\\

-->'''Dead Football Player:''' I don't think we survived that crash.\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Juno:]]''' How did you guess?

* During the ghostly DancePartyEnding, Charles [[SeenItAll nonchalantly observes]] that Lydia must have gotten an A on her math test. Then [[JumpScare screams and falls out of his chair]] as Beetlejuice's face appears next to him suddenly. The camera pans to reveal Delia holding a bust of BJ's head in his snake form.

* When Snake Betelgeuse attacks everyone, he sticks his head under between Delia's legs. She runs back to hide in a room while covering her pelvis as if he was looking up her dress (note that [[FullyClothedNudity she was wearing leggings under it]]).

* In “Laugh of the Party”, after spending a good portion of the episode getting them recaptured (after dehydrating them since they grow in water), Lydia wonders what BJ did with the [[TwentyFourHourPartyPeople "Party People In-A-Can"]].

-->'''Lydia:''' You [[BigWhat WHAT!?]]

* From "Beauty and the Beetle": Beetlejuice goes to rescue Lydia in the role of [[Franchise/IndianaJones "GRIMDIANA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES!"]] And [[RunningGag every time he says his name]], he gets run over by a boulder or a herd of bison.
* The episode "Uncle B.J.'s Roadhouse" in pretty much its entirety. Especially funny moments include Beetlejuice screaming "You ''ate'' Mr. Book!?" when Mr. Silverfish ate the book he read to him while he was on the phone as well as Cartoonhead claiming to have [[BlatantLies vintage cartoon classics]] before showing [[StylisticSuck a crummy three-second clip of some walking stick figures]] and the end where Beetlejuice is chased by the police on a tricycle and the CGI baby blows up the television.

* The puns. Dear God, ''[[HurricaneOfPuns the PUNS]]''. If puns are your thing, this show is a gold mine.

* The way Beetlejuice hijacks the ''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet'' play by possessing [[AlphaBitch Claire Brewster]] in "Stage Fright" is absolutely priceless, from how far it deviates from the original work (story and all) to Beetlejuice doing puns and ending the play by turning into a huge blob and exploding into goop that splatters onto the audience. What makes it even better is that the InUniverse critics also thought of it as a great comedy, making the play a hit.

* In “Oh Brother!”, while they’re searching for a depressed Beetlejuice in the Down-And-Outback, it’s shown that even Lydia’s saint-like patience can only tolerate his brother [[ThePollyanna Donny]] for so long.

'''Lydia:''' ''([[AsideGlance Gives an annoyed look towards the camera]])''\\

'''Lydia:''' [[AsideComment If he gets any nicer, I’m]] ''[[AsideComment cutting the rope.]]''

* The '''entirety''' of "Creepy Old Guy", which is sheer RefugeInAudacity hilarity.

* One of the doors the Maitlands pass in the hall is apparently to a doghouse.

** And, while talking with Adam and Barbara, he hocks up a loogie, spits it into his coat, and goes right on with his spiel.

* In “Oh Brother!”, while they’re searching for a depressed Beetlejuice in Malice Springs, it’s shown that even Lydia’s saint-like patience can only tolerate his brother [[ThePollyanna Donny]] for so long.

* Should the play be stopped due to technical problems, when it resumes, Beetlejuice will say, "Previously, on Beetlejuice..."

* When Snake Betelgeuse attacks everyone, he sticks his head under between Delia's legs. She runs back to hide in a room while covering her pelvis as if he was looking up her skirt.

'''[[DeadpanSnarker Juno:]]''' How did you guess?\\

* The scene in which Betelgeuse kicks a tree in the model and knocks it over before yelling "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiLk9tlE-h8 Nice fuckin' model!]]" and grabbing his crotch, while keeping a straight face.

** The following scene where Betelgeuse gets asked "Are you scary?"

* The scene in which Betelgeuse kicks a tree in the model and knocks it over before yelling "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiLk9tlE-h8 Nice fucking model!]]" and grabbing his crotch, while keeping a straight face.

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* [[https://www.deviantart.com/bearquarter2008/art/Nurse-Strange-and-Unusual-1997-804262697 This drawing of Lydia as MCU Doctor Strange]] makes too much sense.
* [[https://www.deviantart.com/bearquarter2008/art/Date-Night-LDxJN-772588072 These]] [[https://www.deviantart.com/bearquarter2008/art/Beetlejuice-Bickering-Duplicates-772603485 pictures]] [[https://www.deviantart.com/bearquarter2008/art/Mom-it-s-not-what-you-think-776551158 of Lydia]] with a bunch of clones of herself is too funny to ignore!
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