: (calm, plain voice)
Ah. Well, I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. (returns to character's normal voice)
I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that
! (chewing scenery)
I've seen The Exorcist
ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!
NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY!!!
NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? ...you think I'm qualified?