History Funny / Beetlejuice

4th Oct '17 3:32:39 AM TitoMosquito
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'''Betelgeuse:''' ''(walks away to consider)'' Oh, jeez, I don't know. I mean, it's kind of a big decision. I always said if I ever did it, I was gonna do it once and that was it. Well... ''(returns to his place)'' Sure. Yeah. Go ahead.\\

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'''Betelgeuse:''' ''(walks away to consider)'' reconsider)'' Oh, jeez, I don't know. I mean, it's kind of a big decision. I always said if I ever did it, I was gonna do it once and that was it. Well... ''(returns to his place)'' Sure. Yeah. Go ahead.\\
4th Oct '17 3:27:37 AM TitoMosquito
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* In "Sore Feet", without his feet Beetlejuice is unable to pull any pranks on the Neitherworlders. He tries to kick the Monster Across the Street in the butt, and he not only misses but flies into a garbage can, much to the Monster's amusement.

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* In "Sore Feet", without his feet Beetlejuice is unable to pull any of his usual pranks on the Neitherworlders. Neitherworlders (or even stomp a beetle). He tries to kick the Monster Across the Street in the butt, butt while he was taking out the trash, and he BJ not only misses but flies into a garbage can, much to the amused Monster's amusement.garbage can.
-->'''Monster:''' Well what do you know, somebody threw out a perfectly good Beetlejuice!
26th Jul '17 8:51:56 PM TitoMosquito
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** Then Betelguese pulls a ring off a finger bone. Lydia is horrified, but he "reassures" by saying, "I swear to you, honey, she meant ''nothing'' to me!"

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** Then Betelguese pulls a ring off a finger bone. Lydia is horrified, but he "reassures" by saying, "I swear to you, honey, she meant ''nothing'' to me!"me! Nothing at all!"



'''Betelgeuse:''' Eeeeeeeeeee!\\

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'''Betelgeuse:''' Eeeeeeeeeee!\\[[{{Squee}} Eeeeeeeeeee!]]\\
28th Feb '17 6:39:40 PM bt8257
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* The scene in which Betelgeuse kicks a tree in the model and knocks it over before yelling "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiLk9tlE-h8 Nice fucking model!]]" and grabbing himself in a rather obscene way, while keeping a straight face.

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* The scene in which Betelgeuse kicks a tree in the model and knocks it over before yelling "[[http://www."[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiLk9tlE-h8 Nice fucking model!]]" and grabbing himself in a rather obscene way, his crotch, while keeping a straight face.
9th Dec '16 2:03:25 AM LadyNorbert
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* Betelgeuse trying to switch numbers in the reception room with the witch doctor next to him: "HEY, THERE GOES ELVIS, YO KING!" He gets his head shrunk for the effort.
** ''And ends up liking the and result.''

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* Betelgeuse trying to switch numbers in the reception room with the witch doctor next to him: "HEY, THERE GOES ELVIS, YO KING!" He gets his head shrunk for the effort.
** ''And
effort... ''and ends up liking the and result.''''
-->"Whoa... this could be a good look for me."
28th Nov '16 9:49:13 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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-->"And remember: I'll eat anything you want me to eat/I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow! So come on down now!" ''*clap*'' "Chew on a dog! ''[[LargeHam AROOOOOO!!]]''"

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-->"And remember: I'll eat anything you want me to eat/I'll swallow swaller anything you want me to swallow! swaller! So come on down now!" ''*clap*'' "Chew on a dog! ''[[LargeHam AROOOOOO!!]]''"AROOOOOOOOOOO!!]]''"
31st Oct '16 10:11:08 AM Movienut376
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**''And ends up liking the and result.''
25th Sep '16 9:41:04 AM appealus
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* The ShoutOut to ''Film/TheFly1986''. When the fly actually lands on the display, turns toward Betelguese's voice, and gets suckered in by being tempted with candy.

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* The ShoutOut to ''Film/TheFly1986''.''Film/TheFly1958''. When the fly actually lands on the display, turns toward Betelguese's voice, and gets suckered in by being tempted with candy.
9th Sep '16 9:17:19 PM LadyNorbert
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** One pun worthy of mentioning on it's own is after Beetlejuice has an ImagineSpot he grabs his own thought bubble, thrusts it into Lydia's hands, and tells her to 'hold that thought'

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** One pun worthy of mentioning on it's its own is after Beetlejuice has an ImagineSpot - he grabs his own thought bubble, thrusts it into Lydia's hands, and tells her to 'hold that thought'thought.'
9th Sep '16 7:54:57 PM DocStone
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* The discovery of ''the Handbook for the Recently Deceased.''
-->'''Adam''': 'Handbook for the Recently Diseased...'
-->(dramatic chord in music)
-->'''Barbara''' (correcting him): Deceased.
--> '''Adam''': 'Deceased.'
-->(dramatic chord repeats)
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