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'''Little Miss Warden:''' No, no, no! Wrong, wrong, wrong! And I don't like your [[BigStupidDoodooHead poopy-doopy]] cowboy pants!

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'''Little Miss Warden:''' No, no, no! Wrong, wrong, wrong! And I don't like your [[BigStupidDoodooHead poopy-doopy]] cowboy pants!pants!\\
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'''Little Miss Warden:''' No, no, no! Wrong, wrong, wrong! And I don't like your [[BigStupidDoodooHead poopy-doopy]] cowboy pants!\\

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'''Little Miss Warden:''' No, no, no! Wrong, wrong, wrong! And I don't like your [[BigStupidDoodooHead poopy-doopy]] cowboy pants!\\pants!



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'''Beetlejuice:''' Hmm. Eyeball. Bottle o' ink. Yeah. Monkey heart. Uhhhh... I got it! I got it! I'm... (''pant legs become hairy with oversized combs in them'') ...combing a part in my pants!\\

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'''Beetlejuice:''' -->'''Beetlejuice:''' Hmm. Eyeball. Bottle o' ink. Yeah. Monkey heart. Uhhhh... I got it! I got it! I'm... (''pant legs become hairy with oversized combs in them'') ...combing a part in my pants!\\
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* "Neitherworld's Least Wanted"
** The various ways Beetlejuice's enemies try and fail to get Beetlejuice to say "I'm coming apart at the seams".
*** Mr. Big flies by in a plane with a few banners reading the phrase.
-->'''Mr. Big:''' C'mon, Beetlejuice! Say it! I'm coming apart at the seams!\\
'''Beetlejuice:''' (''lips not moving'') Lucky I can read without moving my lips.
*** Little Miss Warden tries to get Beetlejuice to say the phrase by asking him to solve a rebus puzzle, but Beetlejuice doesn't answer it correctly.
'''Beetlejuice:''' Hmm. Eyeball. Bottle o' ink. Yeah. Monkey heart. Uhhhh... I got it! I got it! I'm... (''pant legs become hairy with oversized combs in them'') ...combing a part in my pants!\\
'''Little Miss Warden:''' No, no, no! Wrong, wrong, wrong! And I don't like your [[BigStupidDoodooHead poopy-doopy]] cowboy pants!\\
'''Beetlejuice:''' I think you'd like the view more if you're out riding the range! (''sends Little Miss Warden away on a washing machine'')
*** Bartholomew Batt tries to trick Beetlejuice into saying it via a game of charades with the clue that the answer is a quote consisting of six words, but Beetlejuice instead answers "Down the hall, second door on the left" (which is a bit more than six words).
*** Scuzzo and Jesse Germs try to trick Beetlejuice into saying it by staging a gameshow and asking him to complete the phrase (which is only missing the letter C), but Beetlejuice doesn't even try to solve the puzzle and instead trips them over a summoned pair of porpoises.
*** Lipscum actually succeeds by simply ''daring that Beetlejuice can't say it ten times real fast''.
-->'''Beetlejuice:''' Get an afterlife, Lipscum! I'd rather wear clean underwear than say something stupid like "I'm coming apart at the seams"! (''he falls apart'') Oops! Me and my big mouth.

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** The HurricaneOfEuphemisms for Captain Kidder's "death".

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** The HurricaneOfEuphemisms for Captain Kidder's "death"."death", starting when he suddenly has a giant number 12 1/2 protrude from his head and continuing with him acting out every euphemism for dying that BJ brings up.
-->'''Beetlejuice:''' Uh-oh. Looks like his number's up! His time's running out! (''holds alarm clock with Captain Kidder on it that rings when both hands are on 12'') He's gonna kick the bucket! (''Captain Kidder in a football uniform literally kicks a bucket, sending it over a goalpost'') Now he's biting the dust! (''Captain Kidder nibbles the ground'') He's cashing in his chips! (''Captain Kidder hands over chips to Beetlejuice at a booth in exchange for a bag of money'') He's checking out! (''Beetlejuice becomes a concierge, hands Captain Kidder a briefcase and throws him through a revolving door'') He's buying the farm! (''Beetlejuice becomes a farmer and teleports at a farm, where he hands over the deed to Captain Kidder'') Look out! This is it! He's gonna croak! (''Captain Kidder puts on a frog costume and croaks, then falls over dead'')\\
'''Lydia:''' [[NeverSayDie Is he...is he?]]\\
'''Beetlejuice:''' Of course not.\\
'''Ginger:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall This is a kid's show.]]
** When everyone in the Neitherworld is after Bing Bong, the Monster Across the Street is focused on reuniting with his estranged father and assumes everyone is going to the island for the same reason he is.
-->'''Beetlejuice:''' Okay, now, look. There's about 600 of us and it's pretty obvious we're all after the same thing.\\
'''Monster Across the Street:''' Great balls of tarhooties! You mean you folks has lost all your pappies, too?\\
'''Beetlejuice:''' Yeah, right. We all lost our... SOMEBODY WANT TO GIVE THE COWBOY A COPY OF THE SCRIPT?! (''a bunch of script pages are thrown at the Monster Across the Street'')


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** It turns out in the end that there is no gigantic singing ape, Captain Kidder is still alive and that he lied about finding a singing ape just to get everyone at his new comedy club.
-->'''Lydia:''' He's alive!\\
'''Everyone else:''' Not for long!
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** The Wicked Witch of the West Coast ultimately turns out to resemble Claire Brewster (and clarifies that her title is actually West Coast), with a twist on the Wicked Witch's defeat in the original story occurring by being splashed with water so that instead of melting, her makeup washes off and she's humiliated at everyone seeing her acne.

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** The Wicked Witch of the West Coast ultimately turns out to resemble Claire Brewster (and clarifies that her title is actually West Coast), with a twist on the Wicked Witch's defeat in the original story occurring by being splashed with water so that instead of melting, her makeup washes off and she's humiliated at everyone seeing her acne.

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-->'''Wicked Witch of the West Coast:''' Curse that lion's character designer! Why couldn't he have eyes?
** The Wicked Witch of the West Coast ultimately turns out to resemble Claire Brewster, with a twist on the Wicked Witch's defeat in the original story occurring by being splashed with water so that instead of melting, her makeup washes off and she's humiliated at everyone seeing her acne.
** The Wizard (portrayed by Barry [=MeNot=]) throwing everyone out without giving them what they want because he's peeved that they've already defeated the Boolah Bears, the Oogly Ogre Brothers, the Wicked Mayor of the East, the Wicked Witch of the West Coast and the Great Striped Thing (a Sandworm) before they came to him.

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-->'''Wicked Witch of the West Coast:''' West:''' Curse that lion's character designer! Why couldn't he have eyes?
** The Bone Woodsman (Jacques [=LaLean=]) distracts one of the Oogly Ogre Brothers by painting his portrait and deliberately making him look more handsome than he actually is. When the thrilled Oogly Ogre Brother shows this to the other two, the three then get into a fight and clobber each other while arguing which of them is truly the most attractive, giving the main characters ample time to journey further on their quest to meet the Wizard of Ooze.
** The Scarecrow (Beetlejuice) thinks he scared off the Big Stripy Thing (a Sandworm), but it was really that the Big Stripy Thing was frightened away by the Boolah Bears, who are hiding in a cave after their failure to scare the Cowardly Lion.
** The
Wicked Witch of the West Coast ultimately turns out to resemble Claire Brewster, Brewster (and clarifies that her title is actually West Coast), with a twist on the Wicked Witch's defeat in the original story occurring by being splashed with water so that instead of melting, her makeup washes off and she's humiliated at everyone seeing her acne.
** The Wizard (portrayed by Barry [=MeNot=]) throwing everyone out without giving them doesn't give Lydia and the others what they want because he's peeved he gets set off by being told that they've they already defeated the Boolah Bears, the Oogly Ogre Brothers, every nasty creature in Ooze.
-->'''Lydia:''' Please, Wizard. We need your help!\\
'''Wizard:''' Dandy! No problem! After all, I do know everything. But first you must do something for ''me''.\\
'''Lydia:''' What's that?\\
'''Wizard:''' You must get rid of
the Wicked Mayor of the East, East.\\
'''Lydia:''' But...we already did that!\\
'''Wizard:''' You did? Uh, um, of course you did. I knew that. What I meant to say is that you must get rid of
the Wicked Witch of the West Coast West.\\
'''Lydia:''' We already did that, too!\\
'''Wizard:''' Well, then, the Boolah Bears! Get rid of them!\\
'''Cowardly Lion:''' We done that, too.\\
'''Wizard:''' Oh, then go get the Oogly Ogre Brothers!\\
'''Bone Woodsman:''' We already did.\\
'''Wizard:''' What about that Big Stripy Thing?! Did you get rid of that?!\\
'''Cowardly Lion, Bone Woodsman, Lydia
and the Great Striped Thing (a Sandworm) Toto:''' Uh-huh!\\
'''Wizard:''' Boy, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's a bunch of know-it-alls! Just get out of here, would ya?! Scram! And take your stupid dog with you! (''Toto pauses to look back
before they came continuing to him.leave the place'')
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'''Munchkin 2: Beats me.

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'''Munchkin 2: 2:''' Beats me.

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-->'''Lydia''': "What did one morgue wall say to the other morgue wall? Meet me at the coroner." This proves it! Beetlejuice would never steal a joke ''this'' bad!

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-->'''Lydia''': -->'''Lydia:''' "What did one morgue wall say to the other morgue wall? Meet me at the coroner." This proves it! Beetlejuice would never steal a joke ''this'' bad!



-->'''Lydia''': A friend of mine was sent to prison for something he didn't do. This evidence proves him innocent. Will you look at it?\\

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-->'''Lydia''': -->'''Lydia:''' A friend of mine was sent to prison for something he didn't do. This evidence proves him innocent. Will you look at it?\\



'''Lydia''': I'm confused. Will you give Beetlejuice a pardon or not?\\
'''Doubletalk''': (''happy face'') Little lady, I can unequivocally guarantee it! (''switches to angry face once more'') But I can't promise you anything.\\
'''Lydia''': (''sighs in exasperation'')

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'''Lydia''': '''Lydia:''' I'm confused. Will you give Beetlejuice a pardon or not?\\
'''Doubletalk''': '''Doubletalk:''' (''happy face'') Little lady, I can unequivocally guarantee it! (''switches to angry face once more'') But I can't promise you anything.\\
'''Lydia''': '''Lydia:''' (''sighs in exasperation'')exasperation'')
* "Wizard of Ooze"
** The Wicked Mayor of the East (portrayed by Mayor Maynot) gives a campaign speech where he blatantly promises to continue being a horrible politician.
-->'''Wicked Mayor of the East:''' And so, my fellow Munchkins, as mayor of this unfair town, I promise to raise taxes, abuse my power and make your lives as miserable as possible. (''plays tape recorder of audience cheering'')\\
'''Munchkin 1:''' How'd this guy get elected?\\
'''Munchkin 2: Beats me.
** This exchange when Lydia sees that the school building she's in has crushed the Wicked Mayor of the East.
-->'''Lydia:''' Oh my gosh! [[NeverSayDie Is he...is he...?]]\\
'''Munchkin 1:''' Of course not!\\
'''Munchkin 2:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall This is a kids' show.]]\\
'''Wicked Mayor of the East:''' (''groans in pain'') I'll be okay...
** The running gag of Toto (represented by Ginger the Tap-Dancing Spider) crying whenever she's called a spider.
** The Boolah Bears manage to scare everyone but the Cowardly Lion (portrayed by the Monster Across the Street) due to his [[EyelessFace lack of eyes]] making him immune to their ability to become unbearably ugly when looked at in the eye.
-->'''Wicked Witch of the West Coast:''' Curse that lion's character designer! Why couldn't he have eyes?
** The Wicked Witch of the West Coast ultimately turns out to resemble Claire Brewster, with a twist on the Wicked Witch's defeat in the original story occurring by being splashed with water so that instead of melting, her makeup washes off and she's humiliated at everyone seeing her acne.
** The Wizard (portrayed by Barry [=MeNot=]) throwing everyone out without giving them what they want because he's peeved that they've already defeated the Boolah Bears, the Oogly Ogre Brothers, the Wicked Mayor of the East, the Wicked Witch of the West Coast and the Great Striped Thing (a Sandworm) before they came to him.
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** Lydia comes to the conclusion that Beetlejuice is innocent of stealing punchlines when she considers one to be [[LamePunReaction too corny by Beetlejuic's standards]].

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** Lydia comes to the conclusion that Beetlejuice is innocent of stealing punchlines when she considers one to be [[LamePunReaction too corny by Beetlejuic's Beetlejuice's standards]].
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-->'''Lydia''': "What did one morgue wall say to the other morgue wall? Meet me at the coroner." This proves it! Beetlejuice would never steal a joke ''this'' bad!
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* "The Birdbrain of Alcatraz"
** The running gag of Beetlejuice being tattled on by the stool pigeon, an actual pigeon who repeatedly hollers "I'm telling" in a tone all too familiar to anyone who's been annoyed by a younger sibling threatening to report their misbehavior.
** Lydia comes to the conclusion that Beetlejuice is innocent of stealing punchlines when she considers one to be [[LamePunReaction too corny by Beetlejuic's standards]].
** Lydia's annoyance with Governor Doubletalk contradicting himself when she tries to get him to pardon Beetlejuice.
-->'''Lydia''': A friend of mine was sent to prison for something he didn't do. This evidence proves him innocent. Will you look at it?\\
'''Doubletalk''': Absolutely! (''switches to angry face'') {{NOT}} We're strictly forbidden from getting involved in ''criminal'' matters. (''goes back to happy face'') But let's have a look. Oh, ho ho, yes. He's innocent! (''angry face again'') But this doesn't prove a thing!\\
'''Lydia''': I'm confused. Will you give Beetlejuice a pardon or not?\\
'''Doubletalk''': (''happy face'') Little lady, I can unequivocally guarantee it! (''switches to angry face once more'') But I can't promise you anything.\\
'''Lydia''': (''sighs in exasperation'')
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* The scene with the bickering old wives in "Cabin Fever" when Beetlejuice turns the book of Neitherworld Homely Remedies to its entry on Old Wives' Tales.
-->'''Skinny Old Wife:''' Sonny, did I ever tell you the one about...\\
'''Fat Old Wife:''' No, no, no. He's heard that. What about the time I--\\
'''Skinny Old Wife:''' Oh, quiet! Mine's a much better story.\\
'''Fat Old Wife:''' Whoever told you that?\\
'''Skinny Old Wife:''' My son. He's a doctor.\\
'''Fat Old Wife:''' A proctologist! Some doctor.\\
'''Skinny Old Wife:''' To you, a psychologist!\\
'''Beetlejuice:''' (''shuts up the two bickering women by closing the book'') A tale of two biddies, you know I hate it.

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-->'''Beetlejuice!Claire:''' Oh, Aroma-o! Aroma-o! (sniffing the air) Where for art thou, babes?!
* In “Oh Brother!”, while they’re searching for a depressed Beetlejuice in the Down-And-Outback, it’s shown that even Lydia’s saint-like patience can only tolerate his brother Donny for so long.
-->'''Lydia:''' ''(Is climbing the cliff to Malice Springs with Donny)''\\
'''Donny:''' Stop! Lydia!\\

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-->'''Beetlejuice!Claire:''' Oh, Aroma-o! Aroma-o! (sniffing the air) Where for Wherefore art thou, babes?!
* In “Oh Brother!”, while they’re searching for a depressed Beetlejuice in the Down-And-Outback, it’s shown that even Lydia’s saint-like patience can only tolerate his brother Donny for so long.
-->'''Lydia:''' ''(Is
long. When they're climbing the cliff to Malice Springs with Donny)''\\
'''Donny:'''
Springs...
-->'''Donny:'''
Stop! Lydia!\\



'''Lydia:''' ''(Gives an annoyed look towards the camera)''\\
'''Donny:''' ''(Pulls out a camera)'' I just gotta get a picture for Aunt Lucy!\\

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'''Lydia:''' ''(Gives ''(gives an annoyed look towards AsideGlance to the camera)''\\
audience)''\\
'''Donny:''' ''(Pulls ''(pulls out a camera)'' I just gotta get a picture for Aunt Lucy!\\



* The ending of "Keeping Up With the Boneses", where Beetlejuice is forced to work as a MallSanta to work off the interest from his indebted credit card and the Boneses have to assist him because they similarly drove themselves into bankruptcy from trying to beat Beetlejuice at purchasing expensive items with their own credit card. ''Deathstyles of the Rich and Heinous'' host Rotting Lunch then shows up to berate Beetlejuice and the Boneses for how low they've sunk, which prompts the tree of them to put a sack over Lunch and beat the tar out of him.

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* The ending of "Keeping Up With the Boneses", where Beetlejuice is forced to work as a MallSanta to work off the interest from his indebted credit card and the Boneses have to assist him because they similarly drove themselves into bankruptcy from trying to beat Beetlejuice at purchasing expensive items with their own credit card. ''Deathstyles of the Rich and Heinous'' host Rotting Lunch then shows up to berate Beetlejuice and the Boneses for how low they've sunk, which prompts the tree three of them to put a sack over Lunch and beat the tar out of him.
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** Beetlejuice ends up beating the Scuzzimotos in the competition by making a very hideous face that is initially hidden from view. At the end of the episode, it turns out BJ emulated the visage of a sleep-deprived Charles.
* The ending of "Keeping Up With the Boneses", where Beetlejuice is forced to work as a MallSanta to work off the interest from his indebted credit card and the Boneses have to assist him because they similarly drove themselves into bankruptcy from trying to beat Beetlejuice at purchasing expensive items with their own credit card. ''Deathstyles of the Rich and Heinous'' host Rotting Lunch then shows up to berate Beetlejuice and the Boneses for how low they've sunk, which prompts the tree of them to put a sack over Lunch and beat the tar out of him.
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** Pretty much the entire scene with Juno and the football players.
--->'''Player:''' Coach...\\
'''Juno:''' I'm not your coach! He survived.
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-->"Whoa... this could be a good look for me."

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-->"Whoa... -->"Hey... this could might be a good look for me."
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** Though she probably felt violated just the same.

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** Though It may be a reflex, but she probably felt violated just the same.
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-->'''Betelgeuse''': ''(calm, plain voice)'' Ah. Well, I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. ''(returns to character's normal voice)'' I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during ''that''! ''(chewing scenery)'' I've seen ''Film/TheExorcist'' [[SawStarWarsTwentySevenTimes ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES]], AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER ''EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!'' NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO ''A DEAD GUY!!!'' NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? ...you think I'm qualified?

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-->'''Betelgeuse''': ''(calm, plain voice)'' Ah. Well, I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. ''(returns to character's normal voice)'' I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during ''that''! ''(chewing scenery)'' I've seen ''Film/TheExorcist'' [[SawStarWarsTwentySevenTimes ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES]], AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER ''EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!'' NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO ''A DEAD GUY!!!'' NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? ...you You think I'm qualified?
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* Betelgeuse's off-the-wall TV commercial he pitches directly to the Maitlands, especially his WTF jingle at the end:
-->"And remember: šŸŽµI'll eat anything you want me to eat / I'll swaller anything you want me to swaller!šŸŽµ So come on down now!" ''*clap*'' "Chew on a dog! ''AROOOOOOOOOOO!!''"

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* Betelgeuse's off-the-wall TV commercial he pitches directly to the Maitlands, especially his WTF bizarre jingle at the end:
-->"And remember: šŸŽµI'll eat anything you want me to eat / I'll swaller swallow anything you want me to swaller!šŸŽµ swallow!šŸŽµ So come on down now!" ''*clap*'' "Chew on a dog! ''AROOOOOOOOOOO!!''"
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* At the start of "The Big Face Off", Charles accidentally walks in on Lydia with Beetlejuice as the latter is making [[GameFace an absurdly horrific grimace]]. But Charles - a normally chronically nervous guy - ''doesn't even flinch'', as he's half asleep and instead assumes he's having a bad dream (to which Lydia says "yes"). And ''then'', he asks Lydia if the dream is his or hers, and Lydia says it's hers. Charles then... just casually walks away, not even the slightest bit suspicious.
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-->'''Lydia:''' You WHAT!?

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-->'''Lydia:''' You WHAT!?''[[BigWhat WHAT!?]]''

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** After Betelgeuse has been rid off, Delia tries to run to Lydia, but was freaked out by the Preacher.

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** After Betelgeuse has been rid off, defeated, Delia tries to run to Lydia, but was gets freaked out by the Preacher.



* When Snake Betelgeuse attacks everyone, he sticks his head under between Delia's legs. She runs back to hide in a room while covering her pelvis as if he was looking up her dress (note that she was wearing leggings under it).

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* When Snake Betelgeuse attacks everyone, he sticks his head under between Delia's legs. She runs back to hide in a room while covering her pelvis as if he was looking up her dress (note that she was wearing leggings under it).




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* Meta example: the fact that this is Michael Keaton's ''favorite role''. Can you blame him?!



* The episode "Uncle B.J.'s Roadhouse" in pretty much its entirety. Especially funny moments include Beetlejuice screaming "You ''ate'' Mr. Book!?" when Mr. Silverfish ate the book he read to him while he was on the phone as well as Cartoonhead claiming to have vintage cartoon classics before showing a crummy three-second clip of some walking stick figures and the end where Beetlejuice is chased by the police on a tricycle and the CGI baby blows up the television.

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* The episode "Uncle B.J.'s Roadhouse" in pretty much its entirety. Especially funny moments include Beetlejuice screaming "You ''ate'' Mr. Book!?" when Mr. Silverfish ate the book he read to him while he was on the phone as well as Cartoonhead claiming to have vintage cartoon classics before showing a crummy three-second clip of some walking stick figures figures, and the end where Beetlejuice is chased by the police on a tricycle and the CGI baby blows up the television.



'''Donny:''' ''(Pulls out a camera)'' I just gotta get picture for Aunt Lucy!\\

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'''Donny:''' ''(Pulls out a camera)'' I just gotta get a picture for Aunt Lucy!\\



* From "What I Know Now"--the ghosts are listing off what killed them in rhyming prose (''"Don't jump when the light is red"/"Toasters should be used for bread"...'' etc). It's all very theatrical and desperate, until--

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* From "What I Know Now"--the ghosts are listing off what killed them in rhyming prose (''"Don't jump when the light is red"/"Toasters should be used for bread"...'' etc).etc.). It's all very theatrical and desperate, until--



--> '''Beetlejuice''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Check it out Lydia, now we both got dead moms!]]

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--> '''Beetlejuice''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Check it out out, Lydia, now we both got dead moms!]]

[[/folder]]

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** "I'll just watch a little TV." *turns on a very small TV set*

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** "I'll just "I know... I'll watch a little TV." *turns ''([[ExactWords turns on a very small an]] [[https://www.fanpop.com/clubs/beetlejuice-the-animated-series/images/16377513/title/beetlejuice-little-tv-screencap absurdly tiny TV set*set]])''
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** "I'll just watch a little TV." *turns on a very small TV set*
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-->'''Burnt guy, excited:''' I EXPLODED!

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-->'''Burnt guy, excited:''' I EXPLODED!''[[MoodWhiplash EXPLODED!]]''
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* From "What I Know Now"--the ghosts are listing off what killed them in rhyming prose (''"Don't jump when the light is red"/"Toasters should be used for bread"...'' etc). It's all very theatrical and desperate, until--
-->'''Burnt guy, excited:''' I EXPLODED!
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-->"And remember: I'll eat anything you want me to eat/I'll swaller anything you want me to swaller! So come on down now!" ''*clap*'' "Chew on a dog! ''AROOOOOOOOOOO!!''"

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-->"And remember: I'll šŸŽµI'll eat anything you want me to eat/I'll eat / I'll swaller anything you want me to swaller! swaller!šŸŽµ So come on down now!" ''*clap*'' "Chew on a dog! ''AROOOOOOOOOOO!!''"



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4 "I would rather talk about--" DAY-O, DAY-O]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4 "I would rather talk about--" DAY-O, DAY-O]]šŸŽµDAY-O, DAY-OšŸŽµ]]

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