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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/hallmark-researchers-say-they-are-close-to-developing-a-second-movie-plot "Hallmark Researchers Say They Are Close to Developing a Second Movie Plot"]]
--> "At publishing time, millions of Hallmark movie fans had responded to news of a second movie plot with a unanimous, 'Why?'."
--> "At publishing time, millions of Hallmark movie fans had responded to news of a second movie plot with a unanimous, 'Why?'."
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-trick-people-into-reading-spending-bill-by-naming-it-harry-potter-and-the-17-trillion-omnibus-spending-bill "Republicans Trick People Into Reading Spending Bill By Naming It 'Harry Potter And The $1.7 Trillion Omnibus Spending Bill'"]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ySPffEbgWc "Innovative New Process Converts Plants Into Meat By Feeding Them To Cows"]]
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/man-has-bizarre-fetish-for-a-committed-relationship-with-one-woman-bound-by-marriage "Man Has Bizarre Fetish For A Committed, Loving Relationship With One Woman In Marriage"]]
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/ben-shapiro-escalates-kanye-feud-with-release-of-epic-diss-track "Ben Shapiro Escalates Kanye Feud With Release Of Epic Diss Track"]]
** Shapiro takes on the stage name "50 Shekels" and starts spitting bars against Kanye's antisemitism. It becomes funnier if you're familiar with the format of Ben's show:
--->''I'll take you to school\\
I'll be your proctor\\
You need some ice for that burn?\\
Well, [[MemeticMutation my wife's a doctor]]''
** And again:
--->''Despite what you think\\
Jews ain't money-hungry monsters\\
I'll explain it to ya more\\
[[ProductPlacement But first a word from our sponsor]]''
** He continues to rap verses with blatant ProductPlacement, rhyming promo code "BEN" with "Express VPN".
** Shapiro takes on the stage name "50 Shekels" and starts spitting bars against Kanye's antisemitism. It becomes funnier if you're familiar with the format of Ben's show:
--->''I'll take you to school\\
I'll be your proctor\\
You need some ice for that burn?\\
Well, [[MemeticMutation my wife's a doctor]]''
** And again:
--->''Despite what you think\\
Jews ain't money-hungry monsters\\
I'll explain it to ya more\\
[[ProductPlacement But first a word from our sponsor]]''
** He continues to rap verses with blatant ProductPlacement, rhyming promo code "BEN" with "Express VPN".
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-->''Women around the world started to gloat upon hearing the news until Gabriel revealed they also conducted a study showing that 100% of women can be tricked by a talking snake.''
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-professional-soccer-team-dead-after-team-bus-goes-over-slight-speedbump "Entire Professional Soccer Team Dead After Team Bus Goes Over Slight Speed Bump"]]
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** '''[[Literature/BookOfRevelation Revelation]]''' – Creator/KirkCameron [[Film/LeftBehind2000 fights the Antichrist Antichrist]] [[Film/SavingChristmas in order to save Christmas from the new world order]]. Thanks, Kirk!
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** '''The Message:''' Renowned author and Bible scholar Eugene Peterson painstakingly translated the Scriptures from the original languages into a lit freestyle rap. Peterson reportedly spent decades undercover with a violent Detroit gang in order to develop the rich vocabulary and colorful metaphors packed into The Message. There are also rumors that heavy marijuana and LSD use aided him in his translation process.
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** '''The Message:''' Renowned author and Bible scholar Eugene Peterson painstakingly translated the Scriptures from the original languages into a lit freestyle rap. Peterson reportedly spent decades undercover with a violent Detroit gang in order to develop the rich vocabulary and colorful metaphors packed into The Message. There are also rumors that [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs heavy marijuana and LSD use aided him in his translation process.process]].
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-introduces-new-heresy-reaction-button "Facebook Introduces New 'Heresy!' Reaction Button']]. (Fun fact: there's a "Heresy!" button in real life, it's the trigger on your [[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 boltgun]])
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/the-tldr-edition-of-all-66-books-of-the-bible The TL;DR Edition Of All 66 Books Of The Bible]]. The whole thing is worth a read but highlights include:
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/bee-explains-main-differences-popular-bible-translations "The Bee Explains: Main Differences Between Popular Bible Translations"]]. The whole thing is funny if you know about Bible translations, but there are four that stick out even if you aren't well-[[StealthPun versed]] in Bibles.
** '''NLT:''' The Not Literal Translation is very popular among those who like God's Word delivered through slang, emojis, and internet shorthand. It was developed by a group of teens in a Christian high school as a class project. Example: the NLT carefully renders John 3:16 as "lol :) #YASSS tbh"
** '''KJV:''' The Knoweth Jesus Version has legions of disciples who herald it as the only legitimate form of the Scriptures, claiming that all others have been developed through a partnership between the [[TheConspiracy New World Order]] and {{Satan}} himself in order to make sure they don't knoweth Jesus. [=KJVers=] contend that modern Satanic versions intentionally obscure important Christian truths like the Trinity, the divinity of Christ, and the NASA flat-earth cover-up.
** '''NKJV:''' A coalition of Masonic cultists and homosexuals decided it would be a good idea to tamper with the KJV for some reason, ripping out sacred words like "thee" and "thine" and replacing them with words you can actually understand, giving rise to the Not Knoweth Jesus Version.
** '''The Message:''' Renowned author and Bible scholar Eugene Peterson painstakingly translated the Scriptures from the original languages into a lit freestyle rap. Peterson reportedly spent decades undercover with a violent Detroit gang in order to develop the rich vocabulary and colorful metaphors packed into The Message. There are also rumors that heavy marijuana and LSD use aided him in his translation process.
* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/the-tldr-edition-of-all-66-books-of-the-bibleThe "The TL;DR Edition Of All 66 Books Of The Bible]].Bible"]]. The whole thing is worth a read but highlights include:
** '''NLT:''' The Not Literal Translation is very popular among those who like God's Word delivered through slang, emojis, and internet shorthand. It was developed by a group of teens in a Christian high school as a class project. Example: the NLT carefully renders John 3:16 as "lol :) #YASSS tbh"
** '''KJV:''' The Knoweth Jesus Version has legions of disciples who herald it as the only legitimate form of the Scriptures, claiming that all others have been developed through a partnership between the [[TheConspiracy New World Order]] and {{Satan}} himself in order to make sure they don't knoweth Jesus. [=KJVers=] contend that modern Satanic versions intentionally obscure important Christian truths like the Trinity, the divinity of Christ, and the NASA flat-earth cover-up.
** '''NKJV:''' A coalition of Masonic cultists and homosexuals decided it would be a good idea to tamper with the KJV for some reason, ripping out sacred words like "thee" and "thine" and replacing them with words you can actually understand, giving rise to the Not Knoweth Jesus Version.
** '''The Message:''' Renowned author and Bible scholar Eugene Peterson painstakingly translated the Scriptures from the original languages into a lit freestyle rap. Peterson reportedly spent decades undercover with a violent Detroit gang in order to develop the rich vocabulary and colorful metaphors packed into The Message. There are also rumors that heavy marijuana and LSD use aided him in his translation process.
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/king-james-version-finally-translated-into-biblical-greek-hebrew "King James Version Finally Translated Into Biblical Greek, Hebrew"]].
-->"If only we had completed this translation before Koine Greek fell out of use, the people who lived during New Testament times could have heard the gospel," Pastor [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Anderson_(pastor) Steven Anderson]] said in a [=YouTube=] video. "Sad!"
-->"If only we had completed this translation before Koine Greek fell out of use, the people who lived during New Testament times could have heard the gospel," Pastor [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Anderson_(pastor) Steven Anderson]] said in a [=YouTube=] video. "Sad!"
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-vows-to-help-all-minorities-whether-they-are-black-yellow-or-taco "Biden Vows To Help All Minorities Whether They Are 'Black, Yellow, Or Taco'"]]
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/anthropologists-believe-that-all-female-amazon-tribe-collapsed-because-nobody-could-get-any-jars-open "Anthropologists Now Believe All-Female Amazon Tribe Collapsed Because Nobody Could Get Any Jars Open"]]
** According to an anthropology professor:
--->'''Dr. Grastut Miluakee:''' There were no refrigerators in the ancient world. Most food, if it could not be cured or pickled, had to be eaten promptly. Bread, monkey brains, what have you—would spoil in a matter of days if not hours. It is likely that they lost a regular source of food and were forced to eat their preserves, which they could not access. The mighty Amazon warriors simply starved to death because they were too stubborn to ask the neighboring Trojans for aid.
** Some counter that the Amazons could have smashed the jars, so they consult a "sociologist":
--->'''Dr. Edward Zieglefroyd:''' My wife can't stand it when I break or throw away some jar without asking. She's always like—'Hey! I could've used that for my pickled rhubarb or whatever!' and then I never hear the end of it. The Amazons were likely the same. Because they're women.
** According to an anthropology professor:
--->'''Dr. Grastut Miluakee:''' There were no refrigerators in the ancient world. Most food, if it could not be cured or pickled, had to be eaten promptly. Bread, monkey brains, what have you—would spoil in a matter of days if not hours. It is likely that they lost a regular source of food and were forced to eat their preserves, which they could not access. The mighty Amazon warriors simply starved to death because they were too stubborn to ask the neighboring Trojans for aid.
** Some counter that the Amazons could have smashed the jars, so they consult a "sociologist":
--->'''Dr. Edward Zieglefroyd:''' My wife can't stand it when I break or throw away some jar without asking. She's always like—'Hey! I could've used that for my pickled rhubarb or whatever!' and then I never hear the end of it. The Amazons were likely the same. Because they're women.
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/jr-high-scientists-recommend-social-distancing-from-parents-to-stop-the-spread-of-lame "Junior High Scientists Recommend Social Distancing From Parents To Stop The Spread Of Lame"]]
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** OAN: If They Hadn't Stolen The Election From Trump, This Never Would Have Happened
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/heres-how-14-different-news-outlets-covered-the-will-smith-slap Here's How 14 Different News Outlets Covered The Will Smith Slap]]:
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/heres-how-14-different-news-outlets-covered-the-will-smith-slap Here's How 14 Different News Outlets Covered The Will Smith Slap]]:Slap]]: The examples from the image graph:
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** Teen Vogue: Will Smith's Totally Hot Slap And How You Can Use It On Your Genderqueer Partner In The Bedroom
** [=InfoWars=]: Illuminati Members Stage Fake Slap To Distract Us All From Implementation Of The New World Order
** Vice: I Slapped Myself 100 Times And Smoked Crack To Better Understand The Black Experience In America
** The View: Hurrr Durrr hurrr duh duh durrrr...
** Not the Bee: CHECK THIS OUT! 😂 Will Smith Straight-Up PIMP SLAPS Woke Comedian Chris Rock Reminding Us All How ''The Last Jedi'' Truly Sucked
** The Babylon Bee: Will Smith Is The Babylon Bee's Woman Of The Year
** [=InfoWars=]: Illuminati Members Stage Fake Slap To Distract Us All From Implementation Of The New World Order
** Vice: I Slapped Myself 100 Times And Smoked Crack To Better Understand The Black Experience In America
** The View: Hurrr Durrr hurrr duh duh durrrr...
** Not the Bee: CHECK THIS OUT! 😂 Will Smith Straight-Up PIMP SLAPS Woke Comedian Chris Rock Reminding Us All How ''The Last Jedi'' Truly Sucked
** The Babylon Bee: Will Smith Is The Babylon Bee's Woman Of The Year
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/whoopi-goldberg-says-order-66-wasnt-about-the-jedi "Whoopi Goldberg Says Order 66 'Wasn't About The Jedi'"]]
-->''According to Goldberg, Order 66 was a complex executive order and came about due to a variety of factors, from supply chain shortages affecting power converter availability at Tosche Station to boring trade disputes on Naboo. But, no matter what the actual cause, Goldberg was insistent that the wiping out of all the Jedi "wasn't about the Jedi".''
-->''According to Goldberg, Order 66 was a complex executive order and came about due to a variety of factors, from supply chain shortages affecting power converter availability at Tosche Station to boring trade disputes on Naboo. But, no matter what the actual cause, Goldberg was insistent that the wiping out of all the Jedi "wasn't about the Jedi".''
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-->''According to Goldberg, Order 66 was a complex executive order and came about due to a variety of factors, from supply chain shortages affecting power converter availability at Tosche Station to boring trade disputes on Naboo. But, no matter what the actual cause, Goldberg was insistent that the wiping out of all the Jedi "wasn't about the Jedi".''
-->''According to Goldberg, Order 66 was a complex executive order and came about due to a variety of factors, from supply chain shortages affecting power converter availability at Tosche Station to boring trade disputes on Naboo. But, no matter what the actual cause, Goldberg was insistent that the wiping out of all the Jedi "wasn't about the Jedi".''
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/whoopi-goldberg-says-order-66-wasnt-about-the-jedi "Whoopi Goldberg Says Order 66 'Wasn't About com/news/heres-how-14-different-news-outlets-covered-the-will-smith-slap Here's How 14 Different News Outlets Covered The Jedi'"]]
-->''According to Goldberg, Order 66 was a complex executive order and came about due to a variety of factors, from supply chain shortages affecting power converter availability at Tosche Station to boring trade disputes on Naboo. But, no matter what the actual cause, Goldberg was insistent that the wiping out of all the Jedi "wasn't about the Jedi".''Will Smith Slap]]:
** Fox News: Oscars Plagued By Rise In Black-On-Black Crime
** [=HuffPost=]: The Patriarchal Roots Of Slapping, Exposed
** CNN: Mostly Peaceful Oscars Threatens To Distract From January 6 Commission
** Salon: White Supremacy Has Gotten Out Of Hand
** Snopes: FALSE: Will Did Not "Slap" Chris. Chris's Cheek Struck The Palm Of Will's Hand
** Vox: Rethinking The Slap: Why Getting Slapped Is Actually A Good Thing
** The Daily Wire: Will Smith DESTROYS Chris Rock With This One Simple Gesture
-->''According to Goldberg, Order 66 was a complex executive order and came about due to a variety of factors, from supply chain shortages affecting power converter availability at Tosche Station to boring trade disputes on Naboo. But, no matter what the actual cause, Goldberg was insistent that the wiping out of all the Jedi "wasn't about the Jedi".''
** Fox News: Oscars Plagued By Rise In Black-On-Black Crime
** [=HuffPost=]: The Patriarchal Roots Of Slapping, Exposed
** CNN: Mostly Peaceful Oscars Threatens To Distract From January 6 Commission
** Salon: White Supremacy Has Gotten Out Of Hand
** Snopes: FALSE: Will Did Not "Slap" Chris. Chris's Cheek Struck The Palm Of Will's Hand
** Vox: Rethinking The Slap: Why Getting Slapped Is Actually A Good Thing
** The Daily Wire: Will Smith DESTROYS Chris Rock With This One Simple Gesture
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-->''According to Goldberg, Order 66 was a complex executive order and came about due to a variety of factors, from supply chain shortages affecting power converter availability at Tosche Station to boring trade disputes on Naboo. But, no matter what the actual cause, Goldberg was insistent that the wiping out of all the Jedi "wasn't about the Jedi".''
-->''According to Goldberg, Order 66 was a complex executive order and came about due to a variety of factors, from supply chain shortages affecting power converter availability at Tosche Station to boring trade disputes on Naboo. But, no matter what the actual cause, Goldberg was insistent that the wiping out of all the Jedi "wasn't about the Jedi".''
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* [[https://youtu.be/rFNCsSBnYVg "Twitter Employee Undergoes Therapy Over Elon Musk Takeover"]]: The Twitter employee receives an InkblotTest. She thinks almost all the images look like Nazis, except for one which [[Recap/VeggieTalesEpisode5DaveAndTheGiantPickle looks like a lip]], and [[spoiler:a Swastika which she just identifies as the Hindu symbol for peace]].
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-warn-murders-will-just-occur-in-back-alleys-if-murder-outlawed Experts Warn Murders Will Just Occur In Back Alleys If Murder Outlawed]]. It may be [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a ham-fisted analogy]] for [[GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion a controversial issue]], but the final line is funny for how blunt it is:
-->"It's better for everyone this way[=---=]well, except for the victim, but this isn't about the victim."
-->"It's better for everyone this way[=---=]well, except for the victim, but this isn't about the victim."
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/not-to-be-outdone-bill-gates-buys-92-of-myspace "Not To Be Outdone, Bill Gates Buys 9.2% Of MySpace"]] Also the stinger:
-->''At the time of publication, Jeff Bezos confirmed he's jumping into the fray with a 9.2% stake in Google+.''
-->''At the time of publication, Jeff Bezos confirmed he's jumping into the fray with a 9.2% stake in Google+.''
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* [[https://youtu.be/Wk7nOdPcgFc "The Celebrity Dating Game with AOC!"]]: This exchange:
-->'''AOC''': Bachelorette #1, why do you want to date me so badly?\\
'''Bachelorette #1:''' I told you, I am a married Republican senator. I don't want to date any other woman besides my wife, my mistress, and my sidepiece.\\
'''AOC''': Well, you can't date me, no matter how bad you want to. I already have a boyfriend, and he's super handsome, and has weird feet—\\
'''Bachelorette #1:''' If you already have a boyfriend, [[LampshadeHanging why are any of us here? What is this show? Why are you hiding her as a silhouette; we already know who she is!]] None of this makes any sense...
-->'''AOC''': Bachelorette #1, why do you want to date me so badly?\\
'''Bachelorette #1:''' I told you, I am a married Republican senator. I don't want to date any other woman besides my wife, my mistress, and my sidepiece.\\
'''AOC''': Well, you can't date me, no matter how bad you want to. I already have a boyfriend, and he's super handsome, and has weird feet—\\
'''Bachelorette #1:''' If you already have a boyfriend, [[LampshadeHanging why are any of us here? What is this show? Why are you hiding her as a silhouette; we already know who she is!]] None of this makes any sense...
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/man-being-devoured-by-hungry-sharks-tries-apologizing-to-them "Man Being Devoured By Hungry Sharks Tries Apologizing To Them"]]. The man in question being a beleaguered-looking Creator/JoeRogan, who is eventually EatenAlive since the sharks don't want an apology or for him to "do better" and just smell blood in the water. The clincher punchline kills it:
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/man-being-devoured-by-hungry-sharks-tries-apologizing-to-them "Man Being Devoured By Hungry Sharks Tries Apologizing To Them"]]. The man in question being a beleaguered-looking Creator/JoeRogan, who is eventually EatenAlive as since the sharks don't want an apology or for him to "do better" and just smell blood in the water. The clincher kills it:
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/man-being-devoured-by-hungry-sharks-tries-apologizing-to-them "Man Being Devoured By Hungry Sharks Tries Apologizing To Them"]]. The man in question being a beleaguered-looking Creator/JoeRogan, who is eventually EatenAlive as the sharks don't want an apology and smell blood in the water. The clincher kills it:
-->''Medics arrived on the scene to find only half of a severed arm left in the water. The severed arm has been hired by The Daily Wire.''
-->''Medics arrived on the scene to find only half of a severed arm left in the water. The severed arm has been hired by The Daily Wire.''
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-designing-much-much-higher-wall-to-keep-out-bidens-migrant-flights "Trump Designing Much, Much Higher Wall To Keep Out Biden’s Migrant Flights"]]. At first it just looks like another article with playful political jabs at Trump and Biden, [[BlackComedyBurst until the ending]]:
-->''At publishing time, Trump’s new wall had already proved an effective deterrent as three planes had crashed into it.''
-->''At publishing time, Trump’s new wall had already proved an effective deterrent as three planes had crashed into it.''
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/the-tldr-edition-of-all-66-books-of-the-bible The TL;DR Edition Of All 66 Books Of The Bible]]. The whole thing is worth a read but highlights include:
** '''[[Literature/BookOfGenesis Genesis]]''' – God makes everything and it’s really good for about 3.2 seconds.
** '''[[Literature/BookOfJudges Judges]]''' – A riveting documentary on the doctrine of [[HumansAreBastards total depravity]].
** '''[[Literature/BookOfJob Job]]''' – Hebrew {{country music}} song.
** '''[[Literature/SongOfSongs Song of Solomon]]''' – [[BestKnownForTheFanservice Go ask your parents.]]
** '''[[Literature/BookOfJonah Jonah]]''' – [[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales An anthropomorphic asparagus goes on an adventure with some pirates.]]
** '''[[Literature/TheFourGospels (Matthew/Mark/Luke/John)]]''' - [[MemeticLoser Peter does dumb stuff]], Jesus is the (Messiah/suffering Servant/Son of Man/Son of God).
** '''[[Literature/BookOfRevelation Revelation]]''' – Creator/KirkCameron fights the Antichrist [[Film/SavingChristmas in order to save Christmas from the new world order]]. Thanks, Kirk!
** '''[[Literature/BookOfGenesis Genesis]]''' – God makes everything and it’s really good for about 3.2 seconds.
** '''[[Literature/BookOfJudges Judges]]''' – A riveting documentary on the doctrine of [[HumansAreBastards total depravity]].
** '''[[Literature/BookOfJob Job]]''' – Hebrew {{country music}} song.
** '''[[Literature/SongOfSongs Song of Solomon]]''' – [[BestKnownForTheFanservice Go ask your parents.]]
** '''[[Literature/BookOfJonah Jonah]]''' – [[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales An anthropomorphic asparagus goes on an adventure with some pirates.]]
** '''[[Literature/TheFourGospels (Matthew/Mark/Luke/John)]]''' - [[MemeticLoser Peter does dumb stuff]], Jesus is the (Messiah/suffering Servant/Son of Man/Son of God).
** '''[[Literature/BookOfRevelation Revelation]]''' – Creator/KirkCameron fights the Antichrist [[Film/SavingChristmas in order to save Christmas from the new world order]]. Thanks, Kirk!
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