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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-introduces-new-heresy-reaction-button "Facebook Introduces New 'Heresy!' Reaction Button']]. (Fun fact: there's a "Heresy!" button in real life, it's the trigger on your [[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 boltgun]])
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-francis-spotted-nonchalantly-smoking-large-joint "Pope Francis Spotted Nonchalantly Smoking Large Joint"]]
* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-introduces-new-heresy-reaction-button "Facebook Introduces New 'Heresy!' Reaction Button']]. (Fun fact: there's a "Heresy!" button in real life, it's the trigger on your [[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000boltgun]])boltgun]].)
* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-introduces-new-heresy-reaction-button "Facebook Introduces New 'Heresy!' Reaction Button']]. (Fun fact: there's a "Heresy!" button in real life, it's the trigger on your [[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/calvinist-father-reads-kids-heartwarming-bedtime-story-sinners-in-the-hands-of-an-angry-god "Calvinist Father Reads Son Heartwarming Bedtime Story 'Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God'"]]
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** The letter X finally returns as Letter of the Day, for the first time in decades. Elmo reveals there are new letters featuring X: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latinx "Latinx"]] and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womxn#:~:text=at%20least%201975).-,Definition,of%20trans%20and%20nonbinary%20women) "Womxn"]]. X, who is flabbergasted, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere finally bails in frustration]] when he sees the next word is [[spoiler:"Blxck Pxxplx"]].
** Elmo then decides that the new Letter of the Day will be Q, who immediately starts [[spoiler:indoctrinating Elmo with [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QAnon QAnon]] conspiracy theories.]]
** Elmo then decides that the new Letter of the Day will be Q, who immediately starts [[spoiler:indoctrinating Elmo with [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QAnon QAnon]] conspiracy theories.]]
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** The letter X finally returns as Letter of the Day, for the first time in decades. Elmo reveals there are new letters featuring X: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latinx "Latinx"]] and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womxn#:~:text=at%20least%201975).-,Definition,of%20trans%20and%20nonbinary%20women) "Womxn"]]. X, who is flabbergasted, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere finally bails in frustration]] when he sees the next word is [[spoiler:"Blxck Pxxplx"]].
"Blxck Pxxplx".
** Elmo then decides that the new Letter of the Day will be Q, who immediately starts[[spoiler:indoctrinating indoctrinating Elmo with [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QAnon QAnon]] conspiracy theories.]]
** Elmo then decides that the new Letter of the Day will be Q, who immediately starts
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* [[https://youtu.be/rFNCsSBnYVg "Twitter Employee Undergoes Therapy Over Elon Musk Takeover"]]: The Twitter employee receives an InkblotTest. She thinks almost all the images look like Nazis, except for one which [[Recap/VeggieTalesEpisode5DaveAndTheGiantPickle looks like a lip]], and [[spoiler:a Swastika which she just identifies as the Hindu symbol for peace]].
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* [[https://youtu.be/rFNCsSBnYVg "Twitter Employee Undergoes Therapy Over Elon Musk Takeover"]]: The Twitter employee receives an InkblotTest. She thinks almost all the images look like Nazis, except for one which [[Recap/VeggieTalesEpisode5DaveAndTheGiantPickle looks like a lip]], and [[spoiler:a a Swastika which she just identifies as the Hindu symbol for peace]].peace.
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/user-really-enjoying-app-until-the-app-asked-if-he-was-enjoying-the-app "User Was Really Enjoying App Until The App Asked If He Was Enjoying The App"]]App"]]. Said user was irritated but grudgingly accepting when the app asked if he was enjoying the app. When it asked for a review, he went ballistic, screaming that he hadn't interviewed for a job in their PR department, "casting hexes" and vowing to get revenge on the app developers via the requested review.
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** In contrast, the liberal comedy writers have all sorts of [[spoiler:the [[OverlyLongGag same unoriginal joke]]: conservatives are dumb.]]
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** In contrast, the liberal comedy writers have all sorts of [[spoiler:the the [[OverlyLongGag same unoriginal joke]]: conservatives are dumb.]]
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/jr-high-scientists-recommend-social-distancing-from-parents-to-stop-the-spread-of-lame "Junior High Scientists Recommend Social Distancing From Parents To Stop The Spread Of Lame"]]
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/jr-high-scientists-recommend-social-distancing-from-parents-to-stop-the-spread-of-lame "Junior High Scientists Recommend Social Distancing From Parents To Stop The Spread Of Lame"]]Lame"]]. "Lameness" is treated like COVID, and teachers don't interfere in the battles between the students over it because they're hoping this will result in paid time off.
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/man-has-bizarre-fetish-for-a-committed-relationship-with-one-woman-bound-by-marriage "Man Has Bizarre Fetish For A Committed, Loving Relationship With One Woman In Marriage"]]
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/man-has-bizarre-fetish-for-a-committed-relationship-with-one-woman-bound-by-marriage "Man Has Bizarre Fetish For A Committed, Loving Relationship With One Woman In Marriage"]]Marriage"]]. The entire article consists of researchers treating a HappilyMarried man and woman who plan to have more than two kids as a kind of grotesque sexual variant, who also have a "happiness fetish."
** After a soccer team dies from collision with a small speed bump, the sport is revamped to include things like marshmallow cleats and protective spells from Hogwarts.
** The team "miraculously" returns to play another game of soccer.
** The team "miraculously" returns to play another game of soccer.
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-->''At publishing time, terrified residents of the state were preparing a mass exodus to Florida for their own safety but changed their minds when they heard [=DeSantis=] ate pudding with his fingers once.''
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-pence-refuses-to-eat-bag-of-all-female-mms-unless-wife-is-present "Mike Pence Repents After Eating Bag Of All-Female M&Ms Without Wife Present"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n2ve0dcZPk "Black Conservative Attends First Republican Meetup"]]
* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/too-far-texas-dispatches-thwomps-to-guard-border "Too Far: Texas Dispatches Thwomps To Guard Border"]]
* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/dads-epic-bedtime-story-sounds-suspiciously-like-the-plot-to-ocarina-of-time "Dad’s Epic Bedtime Story Sounds Suspiciously Like The Plot To 'Ocarina Of Time"]]
* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/california-achieves-worlds-first-crime-rate-of-zero-as-all-crime-is-legal-now "California Achieves World's First Crime Rate Of Zero After Legalizing All Crime"]]
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-pence-refuses-to-eat-bag-of-all-female-mms-unless-wife-is-present "Mike Pence Repents After Eating Bag Of All-Female M&Ms Without Wife Present"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n2ve0dcZPk "Black Conservative Attends First Republican Meetup"]]
* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/too-far-texas-dispatches-thwomps-to-guard-border "Too Far: Texas Dispatches Thwomps To Guard Border"]]
* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/dads-epic-bedtime-story-sounds-suspiciously-like-the-plot-to-ocarina-of-time "Dad’s Epic Bedtime Story Sounds Suspiciously Like The Plot To 'Ocarina Of Time"]]
* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/california-achieves-worlds-first-crime-rate-of-zero-as-all-crime-is-legal-now "California Achieves World's First Crime Rate Of Zero After Legalizing All Crime"]]
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** '''The Message:''' Renowned author and Bible scholar Eugene Peterson painstakingly translated the Scriptures from the original languages into a lit freestyle rap. Peterson reportedly spent decades undercover with a violent Detroit gang in order to develop the rich vocabulary and colorful metaphors packed into The Message. There are also rumors that [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs heavy marijuana and LSD use aided him in his translation process]].
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** '''The Message:''' Renowned author and Bible scholar Eugene Peterson painstakingly translated the Scriptures from the original languages into a lit freestyle rap. Peterson reportedly spent decades undercover with a violent Detroit gang in order to develop the rich vocabulary and colorful metaphors packed into The Message. There are also rumors that [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs heavy marijuana and LSD use aided him in his translation process]].process.
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/california-achieves-worlds-first-crime-rate-of-zero-as-all-crime-is-legal-now "California Achieves World's First Crime Rate Of Zero After Legalizing All Crime"]]
* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/california-achieves-worlds-first-crime-rate-of-zero-as-all-crime-is-legal-now "California Achieves World's First Crime Rate Of Zero After Legalizing All Crime"]]
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-pence-refuses-to-eat-bag-of-all-female-mms-unless-wife-is-present "Mike Pence Repents After Eating Bag Of All-Female M&Ms Without Wife Present"]]
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* [[https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-pence-refuses-to-eat-bag-of-all-female-mms-unless-wife-is-present "Mike Pence Repents After Eating Bag Of All-Female M&Ms Without Wife Present"]]
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