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** This somewhat serves as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming as well because, seriously, this is how [[spoiler:father and son]] usually act around each other.
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** This somewhat serves as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} as well because, seriously, this is how [[spoiler:father and son]] usually act around each other.
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* Lance the Carenter acquires the plans to [[ContinuityNod Leonardo Da Vinci's flying machine]] and builds one, assuring Connor that it'll work. It fails miserably.
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* Lance the Carenter Carpenter acquires the plans to [[ContinuityNod Leonardo Da Vinci's flying machine]] and builds one, assuring Connor that it'll work. It fails miserably.
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** Connor giving him a TalkToTheHand gesture afterwards adds to the humor.
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** Connor giving him responds with a TalkToTheHand gesture afterwards adds to the humor.gesture.
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* After Haytham threatens the ship captain that he'll cut his head off if the captain insulted him again, he finishes the captain's mug of rum and leaves. The captain immediately (and quickly) fills it back up, glaring at Haytham the whole time.
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* After Haytham threatens the ship captain that he'll cut his head off if the captain insulted him again, he finishes the captain's mug of rum and leaves. The captain immediately (and quickly) fills it ''a new one'' back up, glaring at Haytham the whole time.
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--> '''Connor''': ''"[[NoExceptYes Only part of it.]]"''
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--> '''Connor''': ''"[[NoExceptYes ''"[[ByNoIMeanYes Only part of it.]]"''
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** Depending on when the event is triggered said wolf can attack you when you complete the task and are talking with Prudence. Watching Connor get mauled while talking while clearly a glitch, makes something that would be annoying during a major mission freaking hilarious.
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** Depending on when the event is triggered said wolf can attack you when you complete the task and are talking with Prudence. Watching Connor get mauled while talking while clearly a glitch, makes something that would be annoying during a major mission freaking hilarious.
* According to the emails, the Assassins thought Juno was initially just talking to them via recording, a la Minerva, up until William said ''something'' about her that made her unleash a DeathGlare. Given how much of an ass William is at that point, it's both unexpected and hilarious.
* According to the emails, the Assassins thought Juno was initially just talking to them via recording, a la Minerva, up until William said ''something'' about her that made her unleash a DeathGlare. Given how much of an ass William is at that point, it's both unexpected and hilarious.
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--> <Connor shakes his head, and when he turns to look at his father, he realizes he's already jumped down.>
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--> <Connor shakes his head, and when he turns to look [[spoiler: at his father, father]], he realizes he's already jumped down.>
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* In a memetic sense, thanks to the new feature adding huntable animals, Connor can now join the likes of [[RedDeadRedemption John Marston]] in getting '''[[DemonicSpider Cougar]]'d'''!
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* In a memetic sense, thanks to the new feature adding huntable animals, Connor can now join the likes of [[RedDeadRedemption [[VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption John Marston]] in getting '''[[DemonicSpider Cougar]]'d'''!
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* One of the Homestead missions requires you to herd pigs into a pen. Pretty uneventful (aside from a wolf attack), but it's still quite a humorous mission as you hear Connor get frustrated when the pigs don't go where he directs them. "Not ''there''..." "Ugh... the ''things'' I do for this place!"
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* One of the Homestead missions requires you to herd pigs into a pen. Pretty uneventful (aside from a wolf attack), but it's still quite a humorous mission as you hear Connor get frustrated when the pigs don't go where he directs them. "Not ''there''..." "Ugh... the ''things'' I do for this place!"place!"
**Depending on when the event is triggered said wolf can attack you when you complete the task and are talking with Prudence. Watching Connor get mauled while talking while clearly a glitch, makes something that would be annoying during a major mission freaking hilarious.
**Depending on when the event is triggered said wolf can attack you when you complete the task and are talking with Prudence. Watching Connor get mauled while talking while clearly a glitch, makes something that would be annoying during a major mission freaking hilarious.
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* Earlier in the same mission with Haytham, Connor approaches a man (in cahoots with their target) directly to ask about the target's whereabouts and scares him off. In snarktacular fashion Haytham makes fun of Connor.
-->'''Haytham''': Well Played.
* The beginning of Connor and Haytham's short lived alliance starts off rather funny as well.
-->'''Haytham''': Well Played.
* The beginning of Connor and Haytham's short lived alliance starts off rather funny as well.
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* Earlier in the same mission with Haytham, [[spoiler: Haytham]], Connor approaches a man (in cahoots with their target) directly to ask about the target's whereabouts and scares him off. In snarktacular fashion Haytham [[spoiler: Haytham]] makes fun of Connor.
-->'''Haytham''': -->[[spoiler: '''Haytham''']]: Well Played.
* The beginning of Connor andHaytham's [[spoiler: Haytham's]] short lived alliance starts off rather funny as well.
* The beginning of Connor and
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-->'''Haytham''': A truce. Perhaps some time together would do us good... Or I can kill you now if you'd prefer.
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* The plot of a Homestead mission is to find out a good way for Norris, the resident miner, to get the attention of Myriam, a huntress. He asks Connor for ideas, but he has no clue either, so Connor seeks the advice of a married woman in the homestead, asking her rather bluntly:
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* The plot of a Homestead mission is to find out a good way for Norris, the resident miner, to get the attention of Myriam, a huntress. He asks Connor for ideas, but he has no clue either, so Connor seeks the advice of a married woman in the homestead, asking her rather bluntly:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uBXbMqQGes&feature=youtu.be&t=1m23s bluntly]]:
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* Earlier in the same mission with Haytham, Connor approaches a man (in cahoots with their target) directly to ask about the target's whereabouts and scares him off. In snarktacular fashion Haytham makes fun of Connor.
-->'''Haytham''': Well Played.
* The beginning of Connor and Haytham's short lived alliance starts off rather funny as well.
-->'''Connor''': And what do you propose?
-->'''Haytham''': A truce. Perhaps some time together would do us good... Or I can kill you now if you'd prefer.
-->'''Haytham''': Well Played.
* The beginning of Connor and Haytham's short lived alliance starts off rather funny as well.
-->'''Connor''': And what do you propose?
-->'''Haytham''': A truce. Perhaps some time together would do us good... Or I can kill you now if you'd prefer.
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--> In 2002, [Marquis de] Lafayette was declared an honourary citizen of the United States, one of seven people to ever receive the tribute. Arrogantly, [[CaptainObvious Lafayette didn't even bother turning up to the ceremony]].\\
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--> In 2002, [Marquis de] Lafayette was declared an honourary citizen of the United States, one of seven people to ever receive the tribute. Arrogantly, [[CaptainObvious Lafayette didn't even bother turning up to the ceremony]].ceremony.\\
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* The Paul Revere Ride. Dear God, the Paul Revere Ride. It starts with Connor basically forced into it by the clueless Sons of Liberty, who then force upon him the most clueless of them all, Paul Revere. Connor has to paddle their boat by himself and then, as he is pulling the boat (BY HIMSELF) to shore, Paul comments he only has one horse and he'll basically have to ride bitch with Connor. Connor gets a look on his face where it is clear he wants to do nothing more than gut Revere right there. What follows is a confused Revere shouting directions (right in Connor's ear, most likely) while they are trying to be stealthy and generally being as unhelpful as possible. Throughout all this you get the sense Connor is mentally saying "Do not kill the fat man... do not kill the fat man... do not kill the fat man..."
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* The Paul Revere Ride. Dear God, the Paul Revere Ride. It starts with Connor basically forced into it by the clueless Sons of Liberty, who then force upon him the most clueless of them all, Paul Revere. Connor has to paddle their boat by himself and then, as he is pulling the boat (BY HIMSELF) to shore, Paul comments he only has one horse and he'll basically have to ride bitch with Connor. Connor gets a look on his face where it is clear he wants to do nothing more than gut Revere right there. What follows is a confused Revere shouting directions (right in Connor's ear, most likely) while they are trying to be stealthy and generally being as unhelpful as possible. Throughout all this you get the sense Connor is mentally saying "Do not kill the fat man... do not kill the fat man... do not kill the fat man...""
* One of the Homestead missions requires you to herd pigs into a pen. Pretty uneventful (aside from a wolf attack), but it's still quite a humorous mission as you hear Connor get frustrated when the pigs don't go where he directs them. "Not ''there''..." "Ugh... the ''things'' I do for this place!"
* One of the Homestead missions requires you to herd pigs into a pen. Pretty uneventful (aside from a wolf attack), but it's still quite a humorous mission as you hear Connor get frustrated when the pigs don't go where he directs them. "Not ''there''..." "Ugh... the ''things'' I do for this place!"
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* During a mission in ''The Tyranny of King Washington'', Faulkner recruits several sailors for Connor, who wants to be sure that they're competent fighters and ask Faulkner if they can fight. He answers "They're sailors! They do nothing ''but'' fight!," in a loud, "What? You didn't know?" kind of surprised tone.
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* During a mission in ''The Tyranny of King Washington'', Faulkner recruits several sailors for Connor, who wants to be sure that they're competent fighters and ask Faulkner if they can fight. He answers "They're sailors! They do nothing ''but'' fight!," in a loud, "What? You didn't know?" kind of surprised tone.tone.
* The Paul Revere Ride. Dear God, the Paul Revere Ride. It starts with Connor basically forced into it by the clueless Sons of Liberty, who then force upon him the most clueless of them all, Paul Revere. Connor has to paddle their boat by himself and then, as he is pulling the boat (BY HIMSELF) to shore, Paul comments he only has one horse and he'll basically have to ride bitch with Connor. Connor gets a look on his face where it is clear he wants to do nothing more than gut Revere right there. What follows is a confused Revere shouting directions (right in Connor's ear, most likely) while they are trying to be stealthy and generally being as unhelpful as possible. Throughout all this you get the sense Connor is mentally saying "Do not kill the fat man... do not kill the fat man... do not kill the fat man..."
* The Paul Revere Ride. Dear God, the Paul Revere Ride. It starts with Connor basically forced into it by the clueless Sons of Liberty, who then force upon him the most clueless of them all, Paul Revere. Connor has to paddle their boat by himself and then, as he is pulling the boat (BY HIMSELF) to shore, Paul comments he only has one horse and he'll basically have to ride bitch with Connor. Connor gets a look on his face where it is clear he wants to do nothing more than gut Revere right there. What follows is a confused Revere shouting directions (right in Connor's ear, most likely) while they are trying to be stealthy and generally being as unhelpful as possible. Throughout all this you get the sense Connor is mentally saying "Do not kill the fat man... do not kill the fat man... do not kill the fat man..."
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* During a mission in ''The Tyranny of King Washington'', Faulkner recruits several sailors for Connor, who's wants to be sure that they're competent fighters and ask Faulkner if they can fight. He answers "They're sailors! They do nothing ''but'' fight!," in a loud, "What? You didn't know?" kind of surprised tone.
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* During a mission in ''The Tyranny of King Washington'', Faulkner recruits several sailors for Connor, who's who wants to be sure that they're competent fighters and ask Faulkner if they can fight. He answers "They're sailors! They do nothing ''but'' fight!," in a loud, "What? You didn't know?" kind of surprised tone.
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*** This somewhat serves as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming as well because, seriously, this is how [[spoiler:father and son]] usually act around each other.
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** His entry on the French and Indian War really demonstrates that his hobby is glorious jingoism from the very first line.
--> This is one of many wars in the longstanding British vs. French rivalry. Well, YOU might call it a rivalry. I'd call it a battle of wits with an unarmed country.
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--> Eventually, the French were driven out of almost all of their territory north of the Caribbean, something we in Britain celebrate with a special holiday, called "Every day, all year".
--> This is one of many wars in the longstanding British vs. French rivalry. Well, YOU might call it a rivalry. I'd call it a battle of wits with an unarmed country.
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--> Eventually, the French were driven out of almost all of their territory north of the Caribbean, something we in Britain celebrate with a special holiday, called "Every day, all year".
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*** This somewhat serves as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming as well because, seriously, this is how [[spoiler father and son]] usually act around each other.
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*** This somewhat serves as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming as well because, seriously, this is how [[spoiler father [[spoiler:father and son]] usually act around each other.
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*** This somewhat serves as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming as well because, seriously, this is how [[spoiler father and son]] usually act around each other.
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--> '''Shaun''' ''(after talking about Eagle Vision)'': Of course you'll know more about that than me (I can't believe I just typed that) because it's in your blood, and that's part of why you're here.
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--> '''Shaun''' ''(after (after talking about Eagle Vision)'': Vision) Of course you'll know more about that than me (I can't believe I just typed that) because it's in your blood, and that's part of why you're here.
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--> '''Shaun''': He was terrific at jumping, too.
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--> '''Shaun''': He was terrific at jumping, too.too.
** He's made an entry about himself. He starts off rather casually but then starts self appreciating himself, falls from third person into first and then...
--> Oh, good. You're actually reading these. I was beginning to wonder if I was wasting my time. Because you know how much I love wasting my time.
--> ([[{{Beat}} Blank]])
--> Now - make me some tea, would you?
** He's made an entry about himself. He starts off rather casually but then starts self appreciating himself, falls from third person into first and then...
--> Oh, good. You're actually reading these. I was beginning to wonder if I was wasting my time. Because you know how much I love wasting my time.
--> ([[{{Beat}} Blank]])
--> Now - make me some tea, would you?
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** The entries of Altaïr and Ezio both end with him snarking away at something or other. For example Altaïr's...
--> '''Shaun''' ''(after talking about Eagle Vision)'': Of course you'll know more about that than me (I can't believe I just typed that) because it's in your blood, and that's part of why you're here.
-->([[{{Beat}} Blank]])
--> Well, let's be honest. You knew you weren't here because of my enduring affection, or my warm an passionate cuddles.
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--> '''Shaun''': He was terrific at jumping, too.
--> '''Shaun''' ''(after talking about Eagle Vision)'': Of course you'll know more about that than me (I can't believe I just typed that) because it's in your blood, and that's part of why you're here.
-->([[{{Beat}} Blank]])
--> Well, let's be honest. You knew you weren't here because of my enduring affection, or my warm an passionate cuddles.
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--> '''Shaun''': He was terrific at jumping, too.
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** A lot of Shaun's entries can elict a chuckle or two. For instance, during the Tea Act entry, he describes how it led to the Boston Tea Party. In his own words, it was the worst tea party of all time.
--> It wasn't even catered. You people are savages.
--> It wasn't even catered. You people are savages.
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** Connor giving him a TalkToTheHand gesture afterwards adds to the humor.
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** Connor giving him a TalkToTheHand gesture afterwards adds to the humor.humor.
* During a mission in ''The Tyranny of King Washington'', Faulkner recruits several sailors for Connor, who's wants to be sure that they're competent fighters and ask Faulkner if they can fight. He answers "They're sailors! They do nothing ''but'' fight!," in a loud, "What? You didn't know?" kind of surprised tone.
* During a mission in ''The Tyranny of King Washington'', Faulkner recruits several sailors for Connor, who's wants to be sure that they're competent fighters and ask Faulkner if they can fight. He answers "They're sailors! They do nothing ''but'' fight!," in a loud, "What? You didn't know?" kind of surprised tone.
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* When Connor goes to procure an alternate outfit during the hunt for [[spoiler Benajmin Church]]:
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* When Connor goes to procure an alternate outfit during the hunt for [[spoiler [[spoiler: Benajmin Church]]:
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** Even better is that there's even a "Press X to Rage Quit" ActionCommand!
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** Even better is that there's even a "Press X to Rage Quit" ActionCommand!ActionCommand!
* When Connor goes to procure an alternate outfit during the hunt for [[spoiler Benajmin Church]]:
--> '''Haytham:''' I will wait here, then.
--> '''Connor:''' Of course you will.
--> '''Haytham:''' Oh! I'm sorry. Would you like me to come along and hold your hand, perhaps? Provide kind words of encouragement?
** Connor giving him a TalkToTheHand gesture afterwards adds to the humor.
* When Connor goes to procure an alternate outfit during the hunt for [[spoiler Benajmin Church]]:
--> '''Haytham:''' I will wait here, then.
--> '''Connor:''' Of course you will.
--> '''Haytham:''' Oh! I'm sorry. Would you like me to come along and hold your hand, perhaps? Provide kind words of encouragement?
** Connor giving him a TalkToTheHand gesture afterwards adds to the humor.
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* Connor rage quitting from a game of checkers. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pkoURTbdsI Watch it here.]]
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* Connor rage quitting from a game of checkers. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pkoURTbdsI Watch it here.]]]]
** Even better is that there's even a "Press X to Rage Quit" ActionCommand!
** Even better is that there's even a "Press X to Rage Quit" ActionCommand!
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*** The funniest part that [[http://www.swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html this article is 100% real]].
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*** The funniest part that [[http://www.swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress this article is 100% real]].
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*** The funniest part that [[http://www.swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html this article is 100% real]].
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--> And becuase it's a pet peeve of mine - you may have Heard that Newman put up the lanterns to warn Revere about the British approach - it's one of those historical details everyone seems to get wrong. Revere already knew about the raid, and in fact had been the one to pass the knowledge on to Newman. The lanterns were meant as a warning to lookouts in Charlestown - a backup in case Revere was caught before he managed to leave town. Please learn this so you can impress girls on fist dates, as I do, though they often seem so overwhelmed by it they rerely call again. That's the power of knowledge, and it's dangerous.
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--> And becuase it's a pet peeve of mine - you may have Heard that Newman put up the lanterns to warn Revere about the British approach - it's one of those historical details everyone seems to get wrong. Revere already knew about the raid, and in fact had been the one to pass the knowledge on to Newman. The lanterns were meant as a warning to lookouts in Charlestown - a backup in case Revere was caught before he managed to leave town. Please learn this so you can impress girls on fist dates, as I do, though they often seem so overwhelmed by it they rerely rarely call again. That's the power of knowledge, and it's dangerous.
