History Funny / ArbyNTheChief

* [[StupidStatementDanceMix Activate. Acti Activate]].

* Later on, Master Chief breaks the Call of Duty VideoGame/ModernWarfare disc out of anger towards Arbiter. As he tries to flush the case (unsuccessfully) Arbiter yells for him asking if he's seen it anywhere. When he says no and Arbiter asks if he's [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating]], Chief denies it, thinks for a moment, then 'admits' it to get him to go away.

** Then Arbiter points out that 700 gigs of porn is almost 4 months worth, and finds a [[ADateWithRosiePalms vaseline bottle next to the computer]]

* When he's confident that he will win, Craig decides to [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbate]] in the middle of the match. And then his parents [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown catch him in the middle of it]].

--> '''Jeremy''': DAAAAAD!! [[WhatAnIdiot STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!]]

* Master Chief trolling his Halo teammates since he got Recon Armor.

* Later on, Master Chief breaks the Call of Duty VideoGame/ModernWarfare disc out of anger towards Arbiter. As he tries to flush the case (unsuccessfully) Arbiter yells for him asking if he's seen it anywhere. When he says no and Arbiter asks if he's in there having ADateWithRosiePalms, Chief denies it, thinks for a moment, then 'admits' it to get him to go away.

'''Chief''': wtf [[ComicallyMissingThePoint sh3 caled me an alein]] DUM BITCH

-->'''Chief''': tod travis im....... sry ''*beat*'' TAHT UR SO GHEY\\

'''Chief''': IMA KIK UR ASSEZ WTF LET ME GO GOD DAMIT AAAAAAAAA\\

'''Chief''': TIHS R NOT TEH EDN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

* In an effort to pay for the Cold Storage dlc, Cheif goes outside with a mug and collect change. However, after nine hours, all he came back with was a cup full of spit.

* Chief decides to Rick Roll Arbiter just so he can play Halo 3. Even better; Arbiter knows that Chief is trying to get him to do so, and initially refuses before giving in. After one fake Halo 3:Recon video later:
-->'''Arbiter''': (''throws a box of tissues at Chief'') YOU'RE A FUCKING DOUCHE. That shit is SO overdone. I bet Rick Astley is pissed right off.

* When he's confident that he will win, Craig decides to [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbate]] in the middle of the match. And then his parent's catch him in the middle of it.

-->'''CRAIG''': (''sobbing'') I lost! I lost to a noob! I'm [=MLG=]! I can't lose! No one's gonna think I'm cool anymore!\\

* In a nice [[EstablishingCharacterMoment Establishing Character Moment]], Arbiter gives a educated and logically opinion on why the Heroic Map Pack should be a free download instead of paying $10. Chiefs response?

* Episode 10 "Future Shock" is all about the revived duo catching up with the last few years of everything that's happened in the world. Chief gets to go through three different cycles of his standard 'the newest Halo with the best graphics is the best game ever and all the old ones are garbage' spiel in about 15 minutes as he gets introduced to half a decade of Halo and Xbox development one step at a time. He finally settles on ''The Master Chief Collection'' as the current best Halo, as it's the one he discovered last (not realizing it's a compilation of all the 'old garbage' Halos that came out before ''5'').

* Chief's plan to get Recon Armor? Gather a team of invisible ninjas, a magnifying glass the size of Redmond, Washington, [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} the Batmobile]], [[VideoGame/SplinterCell Sam Fisher]], [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Chris Redfield]], [[VideoGame/MetalGear Solid Snake]] [[VideoGame/ModernWarfare Captain MacMillan]], and [[Franchise/StarWars the Millennium Falcon]] for them to skydive from. Arbiter has to politely tell Chief that none of those things are real.

* Chief's plan to get Recon Armor? Gather a team of of invisible ninjas, the magnifying glass the size of Redmond, Washington, [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} the Batmobile]], [[VideoGame/SplinterCell Sam Fisher]], [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Chris Redfield]], [[VideoGame/MetalGear Solid Snake]] [[VideoGame/ModernWarfare Captain MacMillan]], and [[Franchise/StarWars the Millennium Falcon]] for them to skydive from. Arbiter has to politely tell Chief that none of those things are real.

** Then when Arbiter decides to play Call of Duty 4, he cancels the download, much to Chiefs dismay.

'''Chief''': wtf [[CompletelyMissingThePoint sh3 caled me an alein]] DUM BITCH

* Even during an intense scene where he's [[spoiler:brutally killed, Jon still doesn't let himself go off that easily by having Arbiter note that some of the shrapnel from his exploded X-Box also went to his [[GroinAttack groin]].]]

--> '''Chief''':That shit is so esey. I culd gets all thoes badgers in liek a minits. Just using my ass. Blind foldid. Upsied downs. Evin if I was on fiers. And atacked by bears and rapters. Whiel I was sl33ping. Undar Watar. In spaes. LOL.

* That shit is so esey. I culd gets all thoes badgers in liek a minits. Just using my ass. Blind foldid. Upsied downs. Evin if I was on fiers. And atacked by bears and rapters. Whiel I was sl33ping. Undar Watar. In spaes. LOL.
* When a fan asks how the hell Arbiter and Chief are filming themselves without holding the camera, Arbiter attempts to HandWave it away by claiming that they use a sophisticated pulley system. Chief asks what the hell he's talking about and [[BreaktheFourthWall points out that Jon is currently filming them]].
** Jon gives him a middle finger in response.

* Pretty much the entirety of "Wedding". Special mention goes to [[spoiler:Chief crashing the wedding.]]

* Arby and the Chief having a LikeAnOldMarriedCouple moment while [[spoiler: chasing Adam]]

* [[spoiler: Trent's end.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Trent]]''': [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech I may have been exaggerating earlier, just a little bit. I know you're not ''entirely'' delusional. I know you're aware of the abyss you're dangling over, and that you're just clinging to whatever you possibly can as anybody else would.]] And, if you'll pardon the slight pun, I hope your hopelessness crushes you-

* [[spoiler:Eugene's suicide]] is Grade-A NightmareFuel coupled with deathly StunnedSilence...[[BlackComedy Then some guy runs up to Eugene's character, kills it, and t-bags it]].
* [[spoiler:i think colins a pedestrian]]
** Following this, Chief decides to take action by [[spoiler:posing as Peter, the boy Colin was talking to, on Colin's IRC server, and manages to fool Colin]]. Arbiter and Chief's conversation during this is hilarious, considering that [[spoiler:what Chief types down]] is not shown and is thus up to the viewer's imagination.

** Arbiter, needing to piss, leaves Chief alone and urges him not to piss anyone else off. Cue Chief deliberately insulting an SJW by agreeing to be everything he accuses him of. Eventually, he "admits" that he's the leader of the Alt-Right.

* When he's confident that he will win, Craig decides to [[ADaterWithRosiePalms masturbate]] in the middle of the match. And then his parent's catch him in the middle of it.

--> '''Jeremy''': "DAAAAAD!! [[WhatAnIdiot STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!]]

--> '''Chief''': "tel ur dad hes a fucking asshoel"

** It then goes to him and his dad arguing more, culminating in Jeremy crying for his mom before his Xbox is turned off. The GTA players from earlier are soon laughing about this (as is the audience).

-->'''Master Chief''': tod travis im....... sry ''*beat*'' TAHT UR SO GHEY\\

* The scene where Arbiter faces a kid on Xbox Live who thinks mindlessly spamming grenades into a gravity lift makes him good at throwing them. Even funnier is when Arbiter guns him down, he [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy fumbles around with his rifle missing almost every shot]] and [[{{Angrish}} letting out a shrill scream upon dying]].

* The scene where Arbiter faces a kid on Xbox Live who thinks mindlessly spamming grenades into a gravity life makes him good at throwing them. Even funnier is when Arbiter guns him down, he [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy fumbles around with his rifle missing almost every shot]] and [[{{Angrish}} letting out a shrill scream upon dying]].

-->'''Master Chief''': (''After deleating his post which is'' what ''Arbiter was accusing him of doing'') no / stfu

* Chief's plan to get Recon Armor? Gather a team of of invisible ninjas, the magnifying glass the size of Redmond, Washington, the Batmobile, Sam Fisher, Chris Redfield, Solid Snake Captain MacMillan, and the Millennium Falcon for them to skydive from. Arbiter has to politely tell Chief that none of those things are real.

--> '''xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx''': "DAAAAAD!! [[WhatAnIdiot STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!]]

* Master Chief's half-assed apology to Todd and Travis.

* The segment where Arbiter gets into a fight with a kid who thinks [[MilesGloriosus spamming grenades into a gravity lift]] [[BoisterousWeakling makes him the best]].
** Even better is when Arbiter takes out the kid, he [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy fumbles around with his gun and misses nearly all of his shots]]. And when he dies, the kid lets out a [[{{Angrish}} shrill scream]].

* Then we get Arbiter's first hand look at Chiefs playing skills

* When Arbiter demands where it is, Chief gives him a poorly drawn case called Cock off Doody 4: Modirn Wurfurrr.

** Bonus points for Chief using a Chocolate Chip Cookie to replace the broken disc.

-->'''Arbiter''': "Mother of God, you are the BIGGEST nub I have ever seen. I'm ACTUALLY embarrased to be sitting next to you right now... Everyone on your team thinks you're retarded."

* Arbiters method on training Chief on respecting women is to beat him with a stick if he makes a sexist comment.

* Chiefs [[StylisticSuck map]] is just respawn points, weapons, vehicles, and large structures piled up in one big mess in Avalanche.

* Everything about xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx.

--> '''xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx''': "DAD!![[TooDumbToLive STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!]]
** It then goes to him and his dad arguing more, culminating with xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx crying for his mom before his Xbox is turned off. The GTA players from earlier are soon laughing about this (as is the audience).

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