Funny / Arby 'n' the Chief

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     Season 1 
  • All 6 episodes.
"Pilot"
  • In a nice Establishing Character Moment, Arbiter gives a educated and logically opinion on why the Heroic Map Pack should be a free download instead of paying $10. Chiefs response?
    Chief: taht wuz quit3 a mouthful!!1 / i gess ur used 2 that kind of thign
    Arbiter: Nice one! I see what you did there. Instead of addressing my points, you took everything that I said and turned it into a sexual joke, implying that I suck men's penises. Fantastic.
    Chief: LOLOLLOLOLLOLOL
  • Then we get Arbiter's first hand look at Chiefs playing skills
"Attitude"
  • Master Chief trolling his Halo teammates since he got Recon Armor.
  • Later on, Master Chief breaks the Call of Duty Modern War Fare disc out of anger towards Arbiter. When Arbiter demands where it is, Chief gives him a poorly drawn case called Cock off Doody 4: Modirn Wurfurrr.
    • Bonus points for Chief using a Chocolate Chip Cookie to replace the broken disc.
"Melee"
  • Chief overreacts greatly to losing to Arbiter because of Halo 3's Melee system.
    • When getting on the computer to write an angry e-mail to Bungie, Chief deletes the shortcut to Firefox for no apparent reason before opening Internet Explorer.
"Martydom"
  • Master Chief is playing Devil May Cry 4 because Halo 3 is very laggy. Arbiter wonders if it's because of the 700 gigs of porn he's downloading, before asking how he's going to store all that.
    Chief: dun wury / i hav........... / 2 FLOPY DISKZ
    Arbiter: That is absolutely disgusting
    Chief: no u
    • Then when Arbiter decides to play Call of Duty 4, he cancels the download, much to Chiefs dismay.
  • Chief decides to try Call of Duty 4, only to find that it's way different than Halo 3.
    Chief: wtf gernaed but0n no work!
    Arbiter: Left trigger is to aim down the gun sight.
    Chief: thats fucking retarted / wheres the gh0st
    Arbiter: No vehicles.
    Chief: >:O (very angry surprised face)
"Brawl"
  • stuped ghey fuckign helo kity barbie adn ken sesame / street pu$$y poly pokit wimpy kidy ghey / stupid brotharz braul

     Season 2 
"Girls"
  • Chief sprays himself with Tag body spray, and used the ENTIRE can which took him 30 minutes. Arbiter takes one whiff, and reacts horribly.
  • Chief displays a complete lack of knowledge as to how condoms are used, proposing that him and Arbiter blow them up like balloons, and later fitting a condom over his entire body while "cybering".
  • Arbiters method on training Chief on respecting women is to beat him with a stick if he makes a sexist comment.
"Legendary"
  • Chiefs map is just respawn points, weapons, vehicles, and large structures piled up in one big mess in Avalanche.
    Chief: "cortana's got mai back rite baby?"
    Cortana: "This map is the worst piece of shit I've ever seen in my life."
    Chief: "SHUT UP SKANKY HO [Arbiter quickly turns] WAT WOOD U NO N E WAYS? UR JUST A GRILL U ONLY NO HAO 2 MAEK SAMICHES AND BUY TAMPONZ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO[Cortana hits Chief with a frying pan] LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL-"
"Newcomers" "Cortana"
  • The parts involving Arbiter and Travis playing Grand Theft Auto IV. At one point Travis snatching the controller away from Arbiter and doing dumb things like starting a shootout at a strip club.
  • Todd and Cortana spend some time with each other with a jealous Chief watching.
    Cortana: I'm a girl gamer living with an alien, and a sexist, mentally defective homophobe who's daily activities consist of going on "lolcats.com" and watching porn.
    Chief: wtf sh3 caled me an alein DUM BITCH
  • Chiefs plans to get Cortana and Todd to break up:
"Conflict, Pt. 1"
  • Everything about xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx.
    • This crowning moment:
    Chief: "tel ur dad hes a fucking asshoel"
    xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx: "DAD!!STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!
    • It then goes to him and his dad arguing more, culminating with xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx crying for his mom before his Xbox is turned off. The GTA players from earlier are soon laughing about this (as is the audience).
"Conflict, Pt. 2"
  • BLOOD PLZ K THX LOL
  • Master Chief's half-assed apology to Todd and Travis.
    Master Chief: tod travis im....... sry *beat* TAHT UR SO GHEY
    Arbiter: Hey! *restrains Chief once again*
    Chief: IMA KIK UR ASSEZ WTF LET ME GO GOD DAMIT AAAAAAAAA
    Cortana: Bad Master Chief! Bad!
    Chief: TIHS R NOT TEH EDN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • The segment where Arbiter gets into a fight with a kid who thinks spamming grenades into a gravity lift makes him the best.

     Season 3 
  • Pretty much the entirety of "Wedding". Special mention goes to Chief crashing the wedding.
  • The scenes with Josh Butterballs in "Cheater" (Episode 8) , and "Evil" (Episode 12).

     Season 4 
  • GO FASTER
    • GOOOOOO
  • One word: Oops.
  • Swan dive!

     Season 5 

     Season 6 

     Season 7 

     Hypermail 
  • The beginning of "A Scientific Fax" where Chief rejoices about the announcement of Halo 4.
  • That shit is so esey. I culd gets all thoes badgers in liek a minits. Just using my ass. Blind foldid. Upsied downs. Evin if I was on fiers. And atacked by bears and rapters. Whiel I was sl33ping. Undar Watar. In spaes. LOL.
  • When a fan asks how the hell Arbiter and Chief are filming themselves without holding the camera, Arbiter attempts to Hand Wave it away by claiming that they use a sophisticated pulley system. Chief asks what the hell he's talking about and points out that Jon is currently filming them.
    • Jon gives him a middle finger in response.

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