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--> '''Ward''': Your fireplace is broken.
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*Skye has this to say about Loa.
-->''It's a brave new world....In a very old car.''
-->''It's a brave new world....In a very old car.''
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* About a minute into a fight scene between Agent Ward and some mooks, MissionControl contacts Ward:
--> '''MissionControl''': Ward, just a heads up, we've got some possible hostiles in your vicinity.\\
'''Ward''': [[SarcasmMode Really?]]
* When Coulson goes over Ward's profile that Maria Hill made:
-->'''Coulson''': Under people skills, I think she drew a little poop. With knives sticking out of it.
** "It was a porcupine. It was not a poop..."
* "Don't touch [[CoolCar Lola]]."
-->'''Coulson''': Under people skills, I think she drew a little poop. With knives sticking out of it.
** "It was a porcupine. It was not a poop..."
* "Don't touch [[CoolCar Lola]]."
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* When Coulson goes over Ward's profile that Maria Hill made:
-->'''Coulson''': Under people skills, I think she drew a little poop. With knives sticking out of it.
** "It was a porcupine. It was not a poop..."
-->'''Coulson''': Under people skills, I think she drew a little poop. With knives sticking out of it.
** "It was a porcupine. It was not a poop..."
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* About a minute into a fight scene between Agent Ward and some mooks, MissionControl contacts Ward:
--> '''MissionControl''': Ward, just a heads up, we've got some possible hostiles in your vicinity.\\
'''Ward''': [[SarcasmMode Really?]]
* In Ward's opening fight scene there's a blonde who walks in on Ward stealing the neural link and just goes 'really' or 'again' as the fight starts and during it just walked out not even caring that they're wrecking the place.
--> '''MissionControl''': Ward, just a heads up, we've got some possible hostiles in your vicinity.\\
'''Ward''': [[SarcasmMode Really?]]
* In Ward's opening fight scene there's a blonde who walks in on Ward stealing the neural link and just goes 'really' or 'again' as the fight starts and during it just walked out not even caring that they're wrecking the place.
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* In Ward's opening fight scene there's a blonde who walks in on Ward stealing the neural link and just goes 'really' or 'again' as the fight starts and during it just walked out not even caring that they're wrecking the place.
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--> '''MissionControl''': Ward, just a heads up, we've got some possible hostiles in your vicinity
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'''Ward''': [[SarcasmMode Really?]]
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--> '''MissionControl''': Ward, just a heads up, we've got some possible hostiles in your vicinity
--> '''Ward''': [[SarcasmMode Really?]]
--> '''MissionControl''': Ward, just a heads up, we've got some possible hostiles in your vicinity
--> '''Ward''': [[SarcasmMode Really?]]
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* Blink and you'll miss it, but Leo ''smacks Ward on the ass'' after the latter boards the plane.
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* Coulson and Ward thinks Skye is one of those cosplay girls that hang outside Stark Tower. She admit she has done that. Once.
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* Coulson and Ward thinks says Skye is just like one of those cosplay girls that hang outside Stark Tower. She admit adamantly protests she has done that. Once.is not...except for ''one time''...
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* Coulson and Ward thinks Skye is one of those cosplay girls that hang outside Stark Tower. She admit she has done that. Once.
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'''Hill''': It gets longer every time you tell it.\\
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'''Hill''': Eight seconds. It gets longer every time you tell it.\\
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-->'''Skye''': Have you ever killed anyone?
-->'''Ward''': A few. But they were very terrible people who were going to hurt a lot of nice people. And I felt really bad about it after.
-->'''Skye''': Uh-huh. Does your grandma know?
-->'''Ward''':''*pouts* Grammsy?''
-->'''Ward''': A few. But they were very terrible people who were going to hurt a lot of nice people. And I felt really bad about it after.
-->'''Skye''': Uh-huh. Does your grandma know?
-->'''Ward''':''*pouts* Grammsy?''
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-->'''Skye''': Have you ever killed anyone?
-->'''Ward''':anyone?\\
'''Ward''': A few. But they were very terrible people who were going to hurt a lot of nice people. And I felt really bad about itafter.
-->'''Skye''':after.\\
'''Skye''': Uh-huh. Does your grandmaknow?
-->'''Ward''':''*pouts* Grammsy?''know?\\
'''Ward''': ''[pouts]'' Grammsy?
-->'''Ward''':
'''Ward''': A few. But they were very terrible people who were going to hurt a lot of nice people. And I felt really bad about it
-->'''Skye''':
'''Skye''': Uh-huh. Does your grandma
-->'''Ward''':''*pouts* Grammsy?''
'''Ward''': ''[pouts]'' Grammsy?
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-->'''Ward''': And actually, that did hurt, but I mask my pain in front of beautiful women to maintain my masculinity - my '''God''', that stuff works fast.
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-->'''Ward''': And actually, that did hurt, but I mask my pain in front of beautiful women to maintain my masculinity - my '''God''', ''my'' '''''God''''', that stuff works fast.
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-->'''Ward''': And actually, that did hurt, but I mask my pain in front of beautiful women to maintain my masculinity. '''Wow''', that stuff works fast.
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-->'''Ward''': And actually, that did hurt, but I mask my pain in front of beautiful women to maintain my masculinity. '''Wow''', masculinity - my '''God''', that stuff works fast.
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* "Under people skills, I think she drew a little poop. With knives sticking out of it."
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* "Under When Coulson goes over Ward's profile that Maria Hill made:
-->'''Coulson''': Under people skills, I think she drew a little poop. With knives sticking out of it."
-->'''Coulson''': Under people skills, I think she drew a little poop. With knives sticking out of it.
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* "Under people skills, I think she drew a little poop. With knives sticking out of it."
** "It was a porcupine. It was not a poop..."
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* Leo's [[FreudianSlip blundering]] while talking to Skye.
-->'''Leo''': So, uh, when you get back, I'll show you my thing. Uh, thing, it's not...[[DiggingYourselfDeeper it's my hardware. My equipment!]] I gotta go...
-->'''Leo''': So, uh, when you get back, I'll show you my thing. Uh, thing, it's not...[[DiggingYourselfDeeper it's my hardware. My equipment!]] I gotta go...
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* Coulson, Hill, and Ward discussing Coulson's survival of the events of ''Avengers''
-->'''Ward''': Director Fury faked your death to motivate the Avengers.\\
'''Hill''': Well, the death of a common ally is a particularly effective team-builder.\\
'''Coulson''': Plus, it wasn't that much of a stretch. I stopped breathing for about forty seconds.\\
'''Hill''': It gets longer every time you tell it.\\
'''Coulson''': Yeah, well, you get shanked by the Asgardian [[BenitoMussolini Mussolini]], you can tell it your way. I was looking at the big, white light and it felt like a lot longer than [[NotQuiteDead eight seconds]].
-->'''Ward''': Director Fury faked your death to motivate the Avengers.\\
'''Hill''': Well, the death of a common ally is a particularly effective team-builder.\\
'''Coulson''': Plus, it wasn't that much of a stretch. I stopped breathing for about forty seconds.\\
'''Hill''': It gets longer every time you tell it.\\
'''Coulson''': Yeah, well, you get shanked by the Asgardian [[BenitoMussolini Mussolini]], you can tell it your way. I was looking at the big, white light and it felt like a lot longer than [[NotQuiteDead eight seconds]].
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* Ward, when he's injected with the TruthSerum. Coulson makes like he intends to inject Skye, and Ward assumes the same; then Coulson injects Ward and invites Syke to ask him anything she'd like if it'll help her trust S.H.I.E.L.D.
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* Ward, when he's infected by injected with the TruthSerum.
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-->'''Coulson''': Sorry, this corner was really dark, and I couldn't help myself. ''[beat]'' I think a bulb is out or something.
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-->'''Coulson''': Sorry, this corner was really dark, and I couldn't help myself. ''[beat]'' I think there's a bulb is out or something.out.
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-->'''Coulson''': Sorry, this hallway was really dark, and I couldn't help myself. ''[beat]'' I think a bulb is out or something.
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-->'''Coulson''': Sorry, this hallway corner was really dark, and I couldn't help myself. ''[beat]'' I think a bulb is out or something.
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-->'''Skye''': Have you ever killed anyone?
-->'''Ward''': A few. But they were very terrible people who were going to hurt a lot of nice people. And I felt really bad about it after.
-->'''Skye''': Uh-huh. Does your grandma know?
-->'''Ward''':''*pouts* Grammsy?''
-->'''Ward''': A few. But they were very terrible people who were going to hurt a lot of nice people. And I felt really bad about it after.
-->'''Skye''': Uh-huh. Does your grandma know?
-->'''Ward''':''*pouts* Grammsy?''
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* Skye (the hacker) sends out a message towards SHIELD attempting to threaten them. As she continues her message, Agent Coulson and several other agents open the door of the van having tracked her down. All a shocked Skye can say is "Hey."
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* Skye (the hacker) sends out a message towards SHIELD attempting to threaten them. As she continues her message, Agent Coulson and several other agents open the door of the van having tracked her down. All a shocked Skye can say is "Hey.""Hey... Waddup?"
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* Grant Ward, when he's infected by the TruthSerum.
-->'''Ward''': And actually, that did hurt, but I mask my pain in front of beautiful women to maintain my masculinity'''Wow''' that stuff works fast.
-->'''Ward''': And actually, that did hurt, but I mask my pain in front of beautiful women to maintain my masculinity'''Wow''' that stuff works fast.
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* Grant Ward, when he's infected by the TruthSerum.
-->'''Ward''': And actually, that did hurt, but I mask my pain in front of beautiful women to maintain mymasculinity'''Wow''' masculinity. '''Wow''', that stuff works fast.fast.
** And after Coulson leaves, it's ''Skye'' who's doing the interrogating.
-->'''Ward''': And actually, that did hurt, but I mask my pain in front of beautiful women to maintain my
** And after Coulson leaves, it's ''Skye'' who's doing the interrogating.
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* Grant Ward, when he's [[ infected by the *TruthSerum.]]
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* Grant Ward, when he's [[ infected by the *TruthSerum.]]TruthSerum.
-->'''Ward''': And actually, that did hurt, but I mask my pain in front of beautiful women to maintain my masculinity'''Wow''' that stuff works fast.
-->'''Ward''': And actually, that did hurt, but I mask my pain in front of beautiful women to maintain my masculinity'''Wow''' that stuff works fast.
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* Coulson can't resist lampshading his own dramatic entrance.
-->'''Coulson''': Sorry, this hallway was really dark, and I couldn't help myself. ''[beat]'' I think a bulb is out or something.
-->'''Coulson''': Sorry, this hallway was really dark, and I couldn't help myself. ''[beat]'' I think a bulb is out or something.
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'''Ward:''' [[BluntNo No.]]\\
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'''Ward:''' [[BluntNo [[BrutalHonesty No.]]\\
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'''Skye:''' Oh. Is one of them the easy way?\\
'''Ward:''' [[LittleNo No.]]\\
'''Ward:''' [[LittleNo No.]]\\
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'''Skye:''' Oh. [[LampshadeHanging Is one of them them]] [[TheEasyWayOrTheHardWay the easy way?\\
way]]?\\
'''Ward:'''[[LittleNo [[BluntNo No.]]\\
'''Ward:'''
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* "Don't touch [[CoolCar Lola]]."
* The exchange under FunWithAcronyms. Too bad it took them until the end of ''Iron Man'' to realize it.
* Skye (the hacker) sends out a message towards SHIELD attempting to threaten them. As she continues her message, Agent Coulson and several other agents open the door of the van having tracked her down. All a shocked Skye can say is "Hey."
* Between Ward and Skye when they capture her:
-->'''Ward:''' There are two ways we can do this.\\
'''Skye:''' Oh. Is one of them the easy way?\\
'''Ward:''' [[LittleNo No.]]\\
'''Skye:''' Oh.
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* The exchange under FunWithAcronyms. Too bad it took them until the end of ''Iron Man'' to realize it.
* Skye (the hacker) sends out a message towards SHIELD attempting to threaten them. As she continues her message, Agent Coulson and several other agents open the door of the van having tracked her down. All a shocked Skye can say is "Hey."
* Between Ward and Skye when they capture her:
-->'''Ward:''' There are two ways we can do this.\\
'''Skye:''' Oh. Is one of them the easy way?\\
'''Ward:''' [[LittleNo No.]]\\
'''Skye:''' Oh.
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