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* BigDamnHeroes / TheCavalry: Subverted; Richardson and the British army show up ''after'' the villains have all been dealt with and the mansion destroyed.


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* DisneyDeath: [[spoiler:When Steranko's mansion blows up, everyone thinks Michael and Mariska have died. Poor Mrs. Grober wonders despairingly what she's going to tell Michael's mother, only to have the pair emerge from the fiery ruins unscathed. Cue the cheering.]]


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* PairTheSpares: Subtly implied with Kent and Melissa at the end.


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* TookALevelInBadass: Mrs. Grober. From meek schoolteacher who lets herself get bullied by Steranko, to grabbing an Uzi and crashing his party very noisily. She even captures several of his {{Mooks}} in the climax.
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* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Kelly disappears from the movie after being thrown off of the bus by Zigesfeld.
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* RefusedTheCall: Initially, Michael is your typical teenager in such a situation - scared and confused and hesitant to cooperate with the agents. He flatly refuses to do what they say...
** JumpedAtTheCall: ...until he sees the CoolCar, that is. Then he's all too happy to go on the mission.

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* ChekhovsGun: HotScientist Vendetta Galante presents Michael with a tuxedo fitted with "standard hands-up protection." Later, upon being cornered by two of Steranko's {{Mooks}} while in the tux, Michael is told, "Put up your hands." He complies. HilarityEnsues as knockout gas sprays from the armpits of the tux.

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HotScientist Vendetta Galante presents Michael with a tuxedo fitted with "standard hands-up protection." Later, upon being cornered by two of Steranko's {{Mooks}} while in the tux, Michael is told, "Put up your hands." He complies. HilarityEnsues as knockout gas sprays from the armpits of the tux.

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** [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Stung By Her Own Scorpion]]: [[spoiler:Areola ends up getting stung by her own pet scorpion she tried to kill Michael with.]]



** A much more ''literal'' interpretation of this occurs when [[spoiler:Steranko throws Ilsa out of their helicopter.]]



* XRayVision: Built into the sunglasses. He uses it to cheat at the casino to see the next card, before being told to stop looking degenerate.

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* XRayVision: Built into the sunglasses. He uses it to cheat at the casino to see the next card, before being told to stop looking degenerate. degenerate.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: [[spoiler:Steranko does this to Ilsa at the end.]]

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* HellishCopter: Steranko's getaway helicopter randomly crashes, and then the entire rotor section comes off and, still spinning, ''[[HelicopterBlender chases after the heroes]]''.

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* HellishCopter: HelicopterBlender: When Steranko's getaway helicopter randomly chopper crashes, and then the entire rotor section comes off and, still spinning, ''[[HelicopterBlender detaches and chases after the heroes]]''.Michael and Mariska like a giant buzzsaw.
* HellishCopter
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* ProvisedWeapon: A tea tray is used to murder the French finance minister.

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* ProvisedWeapon: ImprovisedWeapon: A tea tray is used to murder the French finance minister.

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* ImprobableAimingSkills: Michael fires around a corner without looking and hits one of the villain's {{Mooks}} ''dead center'' in the chest. Somehow.

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* ImprobableAimingSkills: Michael fires around a corner without looking and hits one of the villain's Steranko's {{Mooks}} ''dead center'' in the chest. Somehow.Somehow.
* ProvisedWeapon: A tea tray is used to murder the French finance minister.


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* LateToTheParty: The British military shows up at the end after the villains have already been defeated.
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-->'''Michael:'''I'm not afraid to die. I'm not afraid to die. Who am I kidding?

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-->'''Michael:'''I'm -->'''Michael: '''I'm not afraid to die. I'm not afraid to die. Who am I kidding?



--->'''Lafevre''': France's gold must remain in France.\\

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--->'''Lafevre''': -->'''Lafevre''': France's gold must remain in France.\\



* YouKilledMyFather: Mariska, Blade's daughter, says this to Steranko, although it was actually Ilsa who killed him, and in an example of BondVillainStupidity, Ilsa ''tells'' her.

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* YouKilledMyFather: Mariska, Blade's daughter, says this Said verbatim to Steranko, although Steranko by Mariska (although it was actually Ilsa who did it).
-->'''Ilsa:''' No, dearie, ''I''
killed him, and in an example of BondVillainStupidity, Ilsa ''tells'' her.
your father!
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* ImprobableAimingSkills: Michael fires around a corner without looking and hits a goon ''dead center'' in the chest. Somehow.

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* ImprobableAimingSkills: Michael fires around a corner without looking and hits a goon one of the villain's {{Mooks}} ''dead center'' in the chest. Somehow.
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* FictionalCountry: Orenbourg, which seems to be a slight {{Expy}} of any number of Teutonic countries.
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* CaliforniaDoubling: Canada stands in for France and Orenbourg.
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* AnimalAssassin: A scorpion is used in an attempt to kill Michael.
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* PsychopathicManChild: Zigesfeld. He's very feral and violent (to the point of having an AmbiguousDisorder) and rarely speaks except to growl, and also behaves like a little boy around Ilsa, who he seems to regard as some kind of mother figure.

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* PsychopathicManChild: Zigesfeld. He's very feral and violent (to the point of having an AmbiguousDisorder) and rarely speaks except to growl, and but also behaves like a simple little boy around Ilsa, who he seems to regard as some kind of mother figure.
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* PsychopathicManChild: Zigesfeld.

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* PsychopathicManChild: Zigesfeld. He's very feral and violent (to the point of having an AmbiguousDisorder) and rarely speaks except to growl, and also behaves like a little boy around Ilsa, who he seems to regard as some kind of mother figure.

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* ChekhovsGun: HotScientist Vendetta Galante presents Michael with a tuxedo fitted with "standard hands-up protection." Later, upon being cornered by two of Steranko's goons while in the tux, Michael is told, "Put up your hands." He complies. HilarityEnsues as knockout gas sprays from the armpits of the tux.

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* ChekhovsGun: HotScientist Vendetta Galante presents Michael with a tuxedo fitted with "standard hands-up protection." Later, upon being cornered by two of Steranko's goons {{Mooks}} while in the tux, Michael is told, "Put up your hands." He complies. HilarityEnsues as knockout gas sprays from the armpits of the tux.tux.
* ConvectionSchmonvection: Mrs. Grober and the French class spend an awful long time hanging in a cage over a giant vat of molten gold, apparently without the heat or fumes bothering them at all.



* ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy: Steranko's goons.

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* ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy: Steranko's goons.{{Mooks}}.



** Additionally, the German finance minister, upon learning of Steranko's evil plan (because ''[[EvilGloating Steranko tells him]]''), boldly threatens, "I'll tell the world!" While ''in Steranko's house''. Surrounded by ''Steranko's goons''. Small wonder he's last seen getting dragged off to an implied offscreen demise.

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** Additionally, the German finance minister, upon learning of Steranko's evil plan (because ''[[EvilGloating Steranko tells him]]''), boldly threatens, "I'll tell the world!" While ''in Steranko's house''. Surrounded by ''Steranko's goons''.{{Mooks}}''. Small wonder he's last seen getting dragged off to an implied offscreen demise.
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* InferredHolocaust: Although the immediate problem of the villain is handled by the film's climax, there's the somewhat major issue of all the gold he stole from France, Germany and other European countries and melted down. Namely, that it was in his mansion when it exploded. There's a strong possibility that Europe could suffer economic crises as a result.
** There is also the matter of the "other" Michael Corben and what will happen to our young hero when his true identity is found out. The movie ends with him basically implying he isn't the Corben they thought all along. When (and if) it is eventually discovered that the ''real'' Agent Corben was killed in Detroit, Michael could potentially face serious consequences for willfully duping the intelligence agencies of no less than three different countries.
*** Most likely they'll offer him a job since this is Martini-flavored spycraft.
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* HeyItsThatGuy:
** Steranko is [[Film/RobinHoodMenInTights The Sheriff of Rottingham]].
** Ilsa is the principal from ''Film/KindergartenCop''.
** [[LandOfTheDead Kaufman's butler]] appears as Agent Kramer.
** Mariska is [[BurnNotice Fiona Glenanne]] meaning Mr. Corben would not be the last spy named Michael she'd be working with.
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* BrilliantButLazy: Michael is consistently shown to be a bright and clever young man, however never lives up to his full potential due to his desire to slack off.

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* BrilliantButLazy: Michael is consistently shown to be a bright and clever young man, however never lives up to his full potential due to his desire to slack off. Even the film's BigBad, Augustus Steranko, tells Michael to his face that while he (Michael) might have "good intentions", he doesn't "follow through".
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* [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Stung By Her Own Scorpion]]: Steranko, who ends up dying by [[spoiler: being buried alive by the tons of gold coins he just ''had'' to overload his helicopter with]].

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* [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Stung By Her Own Scorpion]]: HoistByHisOwnPetard: Steranko, who ends up dying by [[spoiler: being buried alive by the tons of gold coins he just ''had'' to overload his helicopter with]].

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* DiabolicalMastermind: Augustus Sterano.

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* DiabolicalMastermind: Augustus Sterano.Steranko.



* [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Stung By Her Own Scorpion]]: Areola
** Also Steranko, who ends up dying by [[spoiler: being buried alive by the tons of gold coins he just ''had'' to overload his helicopter with]].

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* [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Stung By Her Own Scorpion]]: Areola
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Steranko, who ends up dying by [[spoiler: being buried alive by the tons of gold coins he just ''had'' to overload his helicopter with]].

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Mostly forgotten 1991 film in which (barely) high school graduate Michael Corben of Detroit goes on a class trip to France and winds up being mistaken for an American CIA agent of the same name who is killed at the airport. Upon arrival he is immediately shanghaied into service by British Intelligence and tasked with stopping a [[BigBad madman]] from conquering all of Europe.

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Mostly forgotten 1991 film in which (barely) high school graduate Michael Corben of Detroit goes on a class trip to France and winds up being mistaken for an American CIA agent of the same name who is killed at the airport. Upon arrival he is immediately shanghaied into service by British Intelligence and tasked with stopping a [[BigBad madman]] DiabolicalMastermind from conquering all of Europe.



* BigBad: Augustus Steranko.



* CreatorCameo: Director William Dear as a scientist.

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* CreatorCameo: Director William Dear as a scientist.scientist testing out a bomb-proof suit.
* DiabolicalMastermind: Augustus Sterano.
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* [[RedRightHand Gold Right Hand]]
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* DeathByCameo: Singer Roger Daltrey appears as superspy Blade long enough to get his butt handed to him by [[KindergartenCop Linda Hunt]] as Ilsa, who kills him using a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome necklace that unfurls into a whip]].

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* DeathByCameo: Singer Roger Daltrey appears as superspy Blade long enough to get his butt handed to him by [[KindergartenCop [[Film/KindergartenCop Linda Hunt]] as Ilsa, who kills him using a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome necklace that unfurls into a whip]].



** Steranko is [[RobinHoodMenInTights The Sheriff of Rottingham]].
** Ilsa is the principal from ''KindergartenCop''.

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** Steranko is [[RobinHoodMenInTights [[Film/RobinHoodMenInTights The Sheriff of Rottingham]].
** Ilsa is the principal from ''KindergartenCop''.''Film/KindergartenCop''.

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* CoolCar: The red Lotus Esprit.

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* CoolCar: The red Lotus Esprit. Once Michael sees it, he stops insisting that he's a high-school student.



*TheUnfavorite: Michael's parents (his father especially) clearly prefer his younger brother Brad. However, they don't treat him badly and his father tells him he loves him and just wishes he'd be more productive.

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*TheUnfavorite: * TheUnfavorite: Michael's parents (his father especially) clearly prefer his younger brother Brad. However, they don't treat him badly and his father tells him he loves him and just wishes he'd be more productive.


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* XRayVision: Built into the sunglasses. He uses it to cheat at the casino to see the next card, before being told to stop looking degenerate.
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* FauxActionGirl: Blade's daughter Mariska. She displays some skill and intelligence early only, only to revert to helpless damsel mode the minute she and Michael are nabbed, including allowing a perverted goon to feel her up. She does later grab a machine gun to shoot at Steranko's helicopter but by then the damage has been done.
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* BrokenAesop: Michael gets the credit for his French class because he rescued his teacher, not because of any actual schoolwork. He never learns a single word of French despite spending almost the entire movie ''in France''.
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* DidNotDoTheResearch: Areola Canasta's pet scorpion is portrayed by an emperor scorpion, which are harmless enough to be sold in pet stores throughout the world. The movie asks us to believe it is in fact a deadly poisonous one.
** YMMV and FridgeLogic: Who in their right mind would pay the money for and use a poisonous scorpion for only one scene in a movie when the scene is "someone gets stung"?
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*** Most likely they'll offer him a job since this is Martini-flavored spycraft.
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[[caption-width-right:250:Male teen fantasy wish-fulfillment story #1,991]]

Mostly forgotten 1991 film in which (barely) high school graduate Michael Corben of Detroit goes on a class trip to France and winds up being mistaken for an American CIA agent of the same name who is killed at the airport. Upon arrival he is immediately shanghaied into service by British Intelligence and tasked with stopping a [[BigBad madman]] from conquering all of Europe.

Has nothing to do with the song by band {{Heart}}.
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!!Tropes used in this film:
* AirVentPassageway
* ArtificialLimbs: Zigesfeld's [[RedRightHand golden robotic hand]].
* AxeCrazy: The word "subtle" isn't in Zigesfeld's vocabulary - in fact, [[SilentBob very little is in his vocabulary]]. For example, sent to kill Michael ([[spoiler:and Areola]]) at his hotel, [[spoiler:he just walks in and blows the place up with a rocket launcher]].
* BigBad: Augustus Steranko.
* BoardToDeath
* BottomlessMagazines - Averted. Michael reloads his machine gun multiple times.
* BrilliantButLazy: Michael is consistently shown to be a bright and clever young man, however never lives up to his full potential due to his desire to slack off.
* BrokenAesop: Michael gets the credit for his French class because he rescued his teacher, not because of any actual schoolwork. He never learns a single word of French despite spending almost the entire movie ''in France''.
* DeathByCameo: Singer Roger Daltrey appears as superspy Blade long enough to get his butt handed to him by [[KindergartenCop Linda Hunt]] as Ilsa, who kills him using a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome necklace that unfurls into a whip]].
* ChaseScene
* ChekhovsGun: HotScientist Vendetta Galante presents Michael with a tuxedo fitted with "standard hands-up protection." Later, upon being cornered by two of Steranko's goons while in the tux, Michael is told, "Put up your hands." He complies. HilarityEnsues as knockout gas sprays from the armpits of the tux.
* CoolCar: The red Lotus Esprit.
* CreatorCameo: Director William Dear as a scientist.
* DidNotDoTheResearch: Areola Canasta's pet scorpion is portrayed by an emperor scorpion, which are harmless enough to be sold in pet stores throughout the world. The movie asks us to believe it is in fact a deadly poisonous one.
** YMMV and FridgeLogic: Who in their right mind would pay the money for and use a poisonous scorpion for only one scene in a movie when the scene is "someone gets stung"?
* TheDragon: Ilsa.
* EightiesHair: Proof that the 80's briefly bled over into the 90's.
* FauxActionGirl: Blade's daughter Mariska. She displays some skill and intelligence early only, only to revert to helpless damsel mode the minute she and Michael are nabbed, including allowing a perverted goon to feel her up. She does later grab a machine gun to shoot at Steranko's helicopter but by then the damage has been done.
* FemmeFatale: Steranko's arm candy, Areola Canasta.
* FrenchJerk: The doorman at the casino.
** Averted with most of the other French characters however. Generally except for the casino doorman most of the French people encountered in the film are quite nice.
* HeKnowsTooMuch
* HellishCopter: Steranko's getaway helicopter randomly crashes, and then the entire rotor section comes off and, still spinning, ''[[HelicopterBlender chases after the heroes]]''.
* HeyItsThatGuy:
** Steranko is [[RobinHoodMenInTights The Sheriff of Rottingham]].
** Ilsa is the principal from ''KindergartenCop''.
** [[LandOfTheDead Kaufman's butler]] appears as Agent Kramer.
** Mariska is [[BurnNotice Fiona Glenanne]] meaning Mr. Corben would not be the last spy named Michael she'd be working with.
* [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Stung By Her Own Scorpion]]: Areola
** Also Steranko, who ends up dying by [[spoiler: being buried alive by the tons of gold coins he just ''had'' to overload his helicopter with]].
* ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy: Steranko's goons.
* ImprobableAimingSkills: Michael fires around a corner without looking and hits a goon ''dead center'' in the chest. Somehow.
* InferredHolocaust: Although the immediate problem of the villain is handled by the film's climax, there's the somewhat major issue of all the gold he stole from France, Germany and other European countries and melted down. Namely, that it was in his mansion when it exploded. There's a strong possibility that Europe could suffer economic crises as a result.
** There is also the matter of the "other" Michael Corben and what will happen to our young hero when his true identity is found out. The movie ends with him basically implying he isn't the Corben they thought all along. When (and if) it is eventually discovered that the ''real'' Agent Corben was killed in Detroit, Michael could potentially face serious consequences for willfully duping the intelligence agencies of no less than three different countries.
* IronicEcho: Both Michael's father and Steranko scold Michael for having "No follow-through."
* LoadBearingBoss
* MarketBasedTitle: This movie is also known as ''Teen Agent'' in some places.
* MistakenForBadass
* MurderTheHypotenuse: What Ilsa has Zigesfeld do to [[spoiler: Areola]] for her.
* NoMrBondIExpectYouToDine
* NotAfraidToDie: Michael tells himself this. Or at least he tries.
-->'''Michael:'''I'm not afraid to die. I'm not afraid to die. Who am I kidding?
* OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent
* PunchPunchPunchUhOh
* PsychopathicManChild: Zigesfeld.
* ScaryBlackMan: Agent Kramer.
* ShortLivedAerialEscape: Steranko attempts to leave in a helicopter at the end, but is shot down by Michael and Mariska using Uzis.
* SigilSpam: Steranko's awesome-looking scorpion emblem is on literally ''everything'' associated with him, from the coins he mints to his helicopter.
* TeenSuperspy
* TheMole: Kelly.
*TheUnfavorite: Michael's parents (his father especially) clearly prefer his younger brother Brad. However, they don't treat him badly and his father tells him he loves him and just wishes he'd be more productive.
* ThrownFromTheZeppelin: During the BoardToDeath scene at the beginning, Steranko and French finance minister Lafevre have this exchange, leading to the latter's demise:
--->'''Lafevre''': France's gold must remain in France.\\
'''Steranko''': Well, I'm very sorry you feel that way.
* TooDumbToLive: Michael's classmates. They continually ignore their constantly changing bus drivers and ultimately wind up caged over a giant vat of molten gold.
** Additionally, the German finance minister, upon learning of Steranko's evil plan (because ''[[EvilGloating Steranko tells him]]''), boldly threatens, "I'll tell the world!" While ''in Steranko's house''. Surrounded by ''Steranko's goons''. Small wonder he's last seen getting dragged off to an implied offscreen demise.
* UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans
* VictimizedBystander: The [[AcceptableTargets snobby French doorman]].
* VillainWithGoodPublicity
* YouKilledMyFather: Mariska, Blade's daughter, says this to Steranko, although it was actually Ilsa who killed him, and in an example of BondVillainStupidity, Ilsa ''tells'' her.

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