History Fanfic / TheBetaThreat

* AffectionateParody: Ender of Lives must have either really hated VideoGame/CallOfDuty or loved it so much, he thought he could improve it.

* TryingToCatchMeFightingDirty: This results in the death of Shampoo's partner.

* BackFromTheDead:[[spoiler: At the end of Red Alpha Rising, Reaperdeathkillergodninja returns from Heaven to help Shampoo defeat Osama husein muhamed abu ali mustafa farah aladin jafars]].

* ClimacticBattleResurrection:[[spoiler: Reaperdeathkillergodninja, who reduces Osama husein muhamed abu ali mustafa farah aladin jafars to a charred skeleton via magical fire]].

* [[spoiler: BackFromTheDead: At the end of Red Alpha Rising, Reaperdeathkillergodninja returns from Heaven to help Shampoo defeat Osama husein muhamed abu ali mustafa farah aladin jafars]].

* [[spoiler: ClimacticBattleResurrection: Reaperdeathkillergodninja, who reduces Osama husein muhamed abu ali mustafa farah aladin jafars to a charred skeleton via magical fire]].

* ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks: Shampoo does this to slice a terrorist in half with a gun.

The stories themselves are no longer online, but you can still listen to a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggyoW1Ykmkk Dramatic Reading of the two]].

* InstantAwesomeJustAddNinja: Shampoo and Reaperdeathkillergodninja aren't just ninjas, they are [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Speshul Forcez Ninjas!]]

* KatanasAreJustBetter: According to Ender of Lives [[PunnyName Shampoo]] and Reaperdeathkillergodninja wield katanas because they are [[LOLCats Speshul Forsez Ninjas!!]]

''The Beta Threat'', and its sequel ''Red Alpha Rising'', are a pair of [[AffectionateParody affectionate parodies]] and [[TrollFic troll fics]] of the ''CallOfDuty'' ''ModernWarfare'' franchise by "The ender of lives." These poorly-spelled action-packed stories chronicle the adventures of Special Agent Shampoo as he battles terrorists and Communist revolutionaries.

* AffectionateParody: Ender of Lives must have either really hated CallOfDuty or loved it so much, he thought he could improve it.

* BigNo: Frequent in BetaThreat.

* BeyondTheImpossible: Shampoo can do a great many things impossible for most people, including riding a rocket like a skateboard, and [[spoiler: jumping out of a plane, doing a cartwheel, and tossing semtex explosives into the plane's fuel tank to blow it up]].

* ThePowerOfLove: [[spoiler: The main reason Reaperdeathkillergodninja comes back from the dead is because, while his head exploded, he still had his heart, and remembered his friends, love, and family]].

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5739859/1/The_Beta_Threat The Beta Threat]]'', and its sequel ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5743690/1/Red_Alpha_Rising Red Alpha Rising]]'', are a pair of [[AffectionateParody affectionate parodies]] and [[TrollFic troll fics]] of the ''CallOfDuty'' ''ModernWarfare'' franchise by "The ender of lives." These poorly-spelled action-packed stories chronicle the adventures of Special Agent Shampoo as he battles terrorists and Communist revolutionaries.
There is also now a Dramatic Reading. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggyoW1Ykmkk

It includes the following:

* ThePowerOfFriendship: What both Shampoo and his partner use to defeat [[TerroristsWithoutACause terists]]

* KatanasAreJustBetter: According to Ender of Lives [[IncrediblyLamePun Shampoo]] and Reaperdeathkillergodninja wield katanas because they are [[LOLCats Speshul Forsez Ninjas!!]]

* ThePowerofFriendship: What both Shampoo and his partner use to defeat [[TerroristsWithoutACause terists]]

* SoBadItsGood: To some, it's better than the actual ModernWarfare storyline.

* BeyondTheImpossible: Quite a bit, but a notable mention should go out to Shampoo riding a rocket that he shot out of a launcher before jumping onto it to pursue a jet.

** Secrut agn man (who is so secret he don't have name) manages to throw his [[spoiler:''[[BeyondTheImpossible sunglasses]]'']] at someone and '''decapitates''' him.