Fan Fic / The Beta Threat

The Beta Threat, and its sequel Red Alpha Rising, are a pair of affectionate parodies and troll fics of the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare franchise by "The ender of lives." These poorly-spelled action-packed stories chronicle the adventures of Special Agent Shampoo as he battles terrorists and Communist revolutionaries.

The stories themselves are no longer online, but you can still listen to a Dramatic Reading of the two.

These stories include examples of: