History Fanfic / SelleckWaterfallSandwich

* MeddlingParents: Olvia.

''Selleck Waterfall Sandwich'' is a fifteen-chapter musical parody of ''Literature/FlowerDrumSong'' by Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin. In the fic, [[Manga/{{Gintama}} Kagura]] and her brother, Kamui, arrive back to Earth after a vacation on their home planet so Kagura can marry [[Franchise/OnePiece Sanji]], who is already in love with Nico Robin. When Kamui discovers this affair, he sets his sister up with [[Manga/KatekyoHitmanReborn Hayato Gokudera]], who becomes fast friends with Kagura. Unfortunately, Robin's mother, Nico Olvia, does not approve of their friendship. Things go downhill when Olvia takes a restraining order out on Gokudera and Kamui decides to abuse loopholes by possibly marrying Kagura with Okita. HilarityEnsues.

* TheSimpsonsDidIt: The scene where Kondo and Hasegawa are looking at their credit card bills is similar to a scene in TheSimpsons episode "Catch 'em if You Can", where Ned and Rod Flanders are looking at their credit card bills.

* YouFailBiologyForever: Played straight with this exchange in chapter three.
-->'''Gokudera:''' "Nico Olvia is feminine? I don't think so. Did you see her rock the mom jeans? Plus, how does a silver-haired woman give birth to a black-haired woman?"
-->'''Kagura:''' "Did you even learn about genetics in Biology class?"
-->'''Gokudera:''' "I never paid attention to it, because it was a really boring chapter. I think I also bombed the test on that material."

* GriefSong: Kagura sings Over after [[spoiler: Gokudera is arrested]]. This is {{Hilarious in Hindsight}} for two reasons: One, LindsayLohan sings that song. And, two, [[spoiler: the gang bailed Gokudera out of jail later]].

* WhereWhere: Kamui does this to Kagura to trick her into thinking [[DGrayman Allen Walker]] is outside. In reality, [[spoiler: he did it to bring Okita into the apartment while Kagura was distracted]].

* BSODSong: Gokudera has several of these. The most notable example is [[FranzFerdinand The Dark of the Matinée]], which he sings when [[spoiler: He finds out that Kagura is going to marry Okita]].

* HakunaMatata: The Seven Deadly Sins, I'm in Love With a McDonalds Girl, Lucky, Feel Good Inc, Sunday, and [[VideoGame/DefenseOfTheAncients DotA]].

* MockingMusic: When Gokudera's plan fails in chapter twelve, Robin sings I Like it Rough by LadyGaga.

* MexicanStandoff: Almost happens in chapter eleven when the author's OCs crash Gokudera's birthday party while wielding their weapons and dressed as if they are in ''Anime/OnePieceStrongWorld''.

->Hohenheim: Thanks to the magic of fanfiction, this van will fit us all.

'''Selleck Waterfall Sandwich''' is a fifteen-chapter musical parody of ''Literature/FlowerDrumSong'' by Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin. In the fic, [[Manga/{{Gintama}} Kagura]] and her brother, Kamui, arrive back to Earth after a vacation on their home planet so Kagura can marry [[Franchise/OnePiece Sanji]], who is already in love with Nico Robin. When Kamui discovers this affair, he sets his sister up with [[Manga/KatekyoHitmanReborn Hayato Gokudera]], who becomes fast friends with Kagura. Unfortunately, Robin's mother, Nico Olvia, does not approve of their friendship. Things go downhill when Olvia takes a restraining order out on Gokudera and Kamui decides to abuse loopholes by possibly marrying Kagura with Okita. HilarityEnsues.

* MexicanStandoff: Almost happens in chapter eleven when the author's OCs crash Gokudera's birthday party while wielding their weapons and dressed as if they are in ''OnePieceStrongWorld''.

* {{Parody}}: This is a parody of FlowerDrumSong, as stated above.

* TheVillainSucksSong: Gokudera sings [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Kyle's Mom's a Bitch]] to express his anger toward Kamui in the second-to-the-last chapter.

'''Selleck Waterfall Sandwich''' is a fifteen-chapter musical parody of FlowerDrumSong by Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin. In the fic, [[Manga/{{Gintama}} Kagura]] and her brother, Kamui, arrive back to Earth after a vacation on their home planet so Kagura can marry [[OnePiece Sanji]], who is already in love with Nico Robin. When Kamui discovers this affair, he sets his sister up with [[Manga/KatekyoHitmanReborn Hayato Gokudera]], who becomes fast friends with Kagura. Unfortunately, Robin's mother, Nico Olvia, does not approve of their friendship. Things go downhill when Olvia takes a restraining order out on Gokudera and Kamui decides to abuse loopholes by possibly marrying Kagura with Okita. HilarityEnsues.

This fanfic was first published in November, 2010, shortly after Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin got her account. She posted the final chapter in December of that year. This fanfic contains examples of:

* AntiLoveSong: Gokudera sings [[Theatre/AvenueQ There's a Fine, Fine Line]] in chapter three.

-->Gokudera: "Nico Olvia is feminine? I don't think so. Did you see her rock the mom jeans? Plus, how does a silver-haired woman give birth to a black-haired woman?"
-->Kagura: "Did you even learn about genetics in Biology class?"
-->Gokudera: "I never paid attention to it, because it was a really boring chapter. I think I also bombed the test on that material."

'''Selleck Waterfall Sandwich''' is a fifteen-chapter musical parody of FlowerDrumSong by Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin. In the fic, [[Manga/{{Gintama}} Kagura]] and her brother, Kamui, arrive back to Earth after a vacation on their home planet so Kagura can marry [[OnePiece Sanji]], who is already in love with Nico Robin. When Kamui discovers this affair, he sets his sister up with [[KatekyoHitmanReborn Hayato Gokudera]], who becomes fast friends with Kagura. Unfortunately, Robin's mother, Nico Olvia, does not approve of their friendship. Things go downhill when Olvia takes a restraining order out on Gokudera and Kamui decides to abuse loopholes by possibly marrying Kagura with Okita. HilarityEnsues.

* ChekhovsGag: [[FullmetalAlchemist The Homunculi and Hohenheim's]] scenes in chapter one when they are giving Kagura and Kamui a ride are mirrored in the last chapter when [[spoiler: Gintoki and the gang are trying to get to Kagura and Okita's wedding to stop it]].

* SevenDeadlySins: Not only do [[FullmetalAlchemist the Homunculi]] show up, they even sing the Flogging Molly song The Seven Deadly Sins.

* AntiLoveSong: Gokudera sings [[AvenueQ There's a Fine, Fine Line]] in chapter three.

'''Selleck Waterfall Sandwich''' is a fifteen-chapter musical parody of FlowerDrumSong by Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin. In the fic, [[Manga/{{Gintama}} Kagura]] and her brother, Kamui, arrive back to Earth after a vacation on their home planet so Kagura can marry [[OnePiece Sanji]], who is already in love with Nico Robin. When Kamui discovers this affair, he sets his sister up with [[KatekyoHitmanReborn Hayato Gokudera]], who becomes fast friends with Kagura. Unfortunately, Robin's mother, Nico Olvia, does not approve of their friendship. [[{{It Got Worse}} Things go downhill]] when Olvia takes a restraining order out on Gokudera and Kamui decides to abuse loopholes by possibly marrying Kagura with Okita. HilarityEnsues.

* TheVillainSucksSong: Gokudera sings [[SouthPark Kyle's Mom's a Bitch]] to express his anger toward Kamui in the second-to-the-last chapter.

* EpicSong: Feel Good Inc, Party in the Local Park, Brooklyn Rage, Meet me Halfway, Perfect, Whereever You Will Go, Life's Gonna Suck, Love me Dead, this fic seems to be built on this trope.

-->Gokudera: "I never paid attention to it, because it was a really boring chapter. I think I also bombed the test on that material."

* BSODSong: Gokudera has several of these. The most notable example is [[FranzFerdinand The Dark of the Matinée]], which he sings when [[spoiler: He finds out that Kagura is going to marry Okita]].

* DrunkenSong: Kamui sings WeirdAlYankovic's beer song in chapter ten. He is drunk while this happens.

-->Shinpachi: "He probably sings this in the shower. To Robin. As they take a shower together while Robin washes Sanji's hair as Sanji -"

-->Gokudera: "Nico Olvia is feminine? I don't think so. Did you see her rock the mom jeans? Plus, how does a silver-haired woman give birth to a black-haired woman?"

* GreekChorus: The authoress' OCs make comments from a confessional room in an undisclosed location at various parts in the story.
* GriefSong: Kagura sings Over after [[spoiler: Gokudera is arrested]]. This is {{Hilarious in Hindsight}} for two reasons: One, LindseyLohan sings that song. And, two, [[spoiler: the gang bailed Gokudera out of jail later]].
* HakunaMatata: The Seven Deadly Sins, I'm in Love With a McDonalds Girl, Lucky, Feel Good Inc, Sunday, and DotA.