History Fanfic / LovesHeartstrings

''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20120425003400/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6672938/1/Loves_Heartstrings Love's Heartstrings]]'' is one of infamous FanFic writer Creator/SueMary's stories. Stating that she didn't have enough "romanse" in her fanfiction, she wrote what is certainly the romantic drama of the ages... and chose Series/HannahMontana and Po of ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'' [[CrackPairing as the star-crossed lovers]].

'''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6672938/1/Loves_Heartstrings Love's Heartstrings]]''' is one of infamous FanFic writer Creator/SueMary's stories. Stating that she didn't have enough "romanse" in her fanfiction, she wrote what is certainly the romantic drama of the ages... and chose Series/HannahMontana and Po of ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'' [[CrackPairing as the star-crossed lovers]].

* {{Cameo}}: "The Guy from [[Film/DieHard Dye Hard]]", "[[VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper Da Ocapose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]", and even [[Film/OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest Nurse Ratched]] appear in the story for no reason other than perceived AuthorAppeal.

* {{Crossover}}

* FunetikAksent: A staple of Sue Mary's stories.

* RapeAsDrama: Attempted, see BlackComedyRape.
* DoubleStandardRapeMaleOnMale: Double-subverted, in effect?

* CrackPairing / CrossoverShip: Hannah and Po. [[invoked]]

* {{Cameo}}: "The Guy from [[Film/DieHard Dye Hard]]", "[[VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper Da Ocapose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]", and even [[OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest Nurse Ratched]] appear in the story for no reason other than perceived AuthorAppeal.

'''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6672938/1/Loves_Heartstrings Love's Heartstrings]]''' is one of infamous FanFic writer Creator/SueMary's stories. Stating that she didn't have enough "romanse" in her fanfiction, she wrote what is certainly the romantic drama of the ages... and chose HannahMontana and Po of ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'' [[CrackPairing as the star-crossed lovers]].

* BeastialityIsDepraved: Billy Ray Cyrus rapes Po.

* {{Cameo}}: "The Guy from [[Film/DieHard Dye Hard]]", "[[ParappaTheRapper Da Ocapose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]", and even [[OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest Nurse Ratched]] appear in the story for no reason other than perceived AuthorAppeal.

The "story" begins with both Hannah and Po both feeling that they "lack the happy tru relashunships", but a chance encounter at "Tarbucks" over a cup of "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin Coughy]]" changes everything. Impressed by Po's ability to save [[Film/DieHard John McClane]] from terrorists, Hannah agrees to go on a date with him. After a dinner at "Red Loster" and an inexplicable cameo by [[strike:MC King Kong Mushi]] "[[ParappaTheRapper Da Ocopose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]", they are firmly in love. But Hannah's abusive and alcoholic father [[strike: Billy Ray Cyrus]] Rubray Cryust interferes and causes a horrible tragedy.

* IAmNotShazam: Po is only called by his actual name ''once'' in the whole story. Every other time he's referred to as some misspelled variant of Kung Fu Panda (and one other time as [[WinnieThePooh Poo]]). [[invoked]]

** It gives "[[ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen the mancarrot]]" a run for its money.

* BlackComedyRape: Unintentional, but the idea of Billy Ray Cyrus raping ''[[ButYouScrewOneGoat Po]]'' is just too {{narm}}y to be taken seriously.

* DidNotDoTheResearch: "Da Ocapose Guy from Prappa Rappa" is actually named MC King Kong Mushi and he's a spider, not an octopus.

The "story" begins with both Hannah and Po both feeling that they "lack the happy tru relashunships", but a chance encounter at "Tarbucks" over a cup of "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin Coughy]]" changes everything. Impressed by Po's ability to save [[Film/DieHard John McClane]] from terrorists, Hannah agrees to go on a date with him. After a dinner at "Red Loster" and an inexplicable cameo by [[strike: MC King Kong Mushi]] "[[ParappaTheRapper Da Ocopose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]", they are firmly in love. But Hannah's abusive and alcoholic father [[strike: Billy Ray Cyrus]] Rubray Cryust interferes and causes a horrible tragedy.

* BlackComedyRape: Unintentional, but the idea of Billy Ray Cyrus raping ''[[ButYouScrewOneGoat Po]]'' is just too [[{{Narm}} narmy]] to be taken seriously.
* {{Cameo}}: "The Guy from [[Film/DieHard Dye Hard]]", "[[ParappaTheRapper Da Ocapose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]", and even [[OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest Nurse Ratchet]] appear in the story for no reason other than perceived AuthorAppeal.

** It gives [[ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen the mancarrot]] a run for its money.

'''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6672938/1/Loves_Heartstrings Love's Heartstrings]]''' is one of infamous FanFic writer Creator/SueMary's stories. Stating that she didn't have enough "romanse" in her fanfiction, she wrote what is certainly the romantic drama of the ages... and chose HannahMontana and Po of ''KungFuPanda'' [[CrackPairing as the star-crossed lovers]].

* NonIndicativeName: About halfway through the story, the words "Chapter 3: The Kung-Fu King of Kackistan" appear. There is never a Kung Fu King or a place called Kackistan mentioned again.

* DoubleStandardRapeMaleOnMale: Double-subverted, in effect?

** It gives [[ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen the mancarrot]] a run for its money.

The "story" begins with both Hannah and Po both feeling that they are "lack the happy tru relashunships" but a chance encounter at "Tarbucks" over a cup of "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin Coughy]]" changes everything. Impressed by Po's ability to save [[Film/DieHard John McClane]] from terrorists, Hannah agrees to go on a date with him. After a dinner at "Red Loster" and an inexplicable cameo by "[[ParappaTheRapper Da Ocopose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]", they are firmly in love. But Hannah's abusive and alcoholic father [[strike: Billy Ray Cyrus]], AKA Rubray Cryust interferes and causes a horrible tragedy.

As one can imagine from that summary, ''Love's Heartstrings'' is chock-full of {{Narm}}, RougeAnglesOfSatin, and the most bizarre examples of RonTheDeathEater and DracoInLeatherPants yet seen in fanfiction.

* {{Cameo}}: "The Guy from [[Film/DieHard Dye Hard]]", "[[ParappaTheRapper Da Ocapose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]" and even [[OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest Nurse Ratchet]] appear in the story for little no reason other than perceived AuthorAppeal.

* DisappearedDad: After [[spoiler:raping Po]], Billy Ray Cyrus was "went gone". He returns for a final showdown at the story's conclusion.

* IAmNotShazam: Only ''once'' in the story is Po actually called Po. Every other time he's referred to as some misspelled version of Kung Fu Panda (and one other time as [[WinnieThePooh Poo]]). [[invoked]]

** It gives the [[ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen mancarrot]] a run for its money.

* RapeAsComedy: Unintentional, but the idea of Billy Ray Cyrus raping ''[[ButYouScrewOneGoat Po]]'' is just too [[{{Narm}} narmy]] to be taken seriously.
* RapeAsDrama: Attempted, see RapeAsComedy.

'''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6672938/1/Loves_Heartstrings Love's Heartstrings]]''' is one of infamous FanFic writer Creator/{{SueMary}}'s stories. Stating that she didn't have enough "romanse" in her fanfiction, she wrote what is certainly the romantic drama of the ages... and chose HannahMontana and Po of ''KungFuPanda'' [[FlatWhat as the star-crossed lovers]].

The "story" begins with both Hannah and Po both feeling that they are "lack the happy tru relashunships" but a chance encounter at "Tarbucks" over a cup of "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin Coughy]]" changes everything. Impressed by Po's ability to save [[Film/DieHard John McCain]] from terrorists, Hannah agrees to go on a date with him. After a dinner at "Red Loster" and in inexplicable cameo by "[[ParappaTheRapper Da Ocopose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]" they are firmly in love. But Hannah's abusive and alcoholic father [[strike: Billy Ray Cyrus]], AKA Rubray Cryust inteferes and causes a horrible tragedy.

And most horrifying of all, Creator/SueMary considers it her "best work".

* BigNo: [[spoiler: Though its actually a "Big Moo".]]
* {{Cameo}}: "The Guy from [[Film/DieHard Dye Hard]]", "[[ParappaTheRapper Da Ocapose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]" and even [[OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest Nurse Ratchet]] appear in the story for little no reason other than percieved AuthorAppeal.

* DidNotDoTheResearch: "Da Ocapose Guy from Prappa Rappa" is actually named MC King Kong Mushi, and he's not an octopus, but a spider.
* DisappearedDad: After [[spoiler: raping Po]] Billray Cyrus was "went gone". He returns for a final showdown at the story's conclusion.

* IAmNotShazam: Only ''once'' in the story is Po called Po, every other time he's referred to as some misspelled version of Kung Fu Panda (and one other time as [[WinnieThePooh Poo]]). [[invoked]]
* NonIndicativeName: About halfway through the story the words "Chapter 3: The Kung-Fu King of Kackistan" appears. There is no chapter one or two and never is a Kung Fu King or a place called Kackistan mentioned again.
* RapeAsComedy: Unintentional, but the idea of Billyray Cyrus raping Po is just too [[{{Narm}} narmy]] to be taken seriously.

* ThePowerOfLove: Hannah and Po use this to defeat [[strike:Billray]] Rubray.
* UnusualEuphemism: During the final battle, Billray "aws naked and they could see his huge 'kelp bunny'."

* WordSaladTitle: Both ''Love's Hearstrings'' and Chapter 3: The Kung-Fu King of Kackistan.

The "story" begins with both Hannah and Po both feeling that they are "lack the happy tru relashunships" but a chance encounter at "Tarbucks" over a cup of "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin Coughy]]" changes everything. Impressed by Po's ability to save [[DieHard John McCain]] from terrorists, Hannah agrees to go on a date with him. After a dinner at "Red Loster" and in inexplicable cameo by "[[ParappaTheRapper Da Ocopose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]" they are firmly in love. But Hannah's abusive and alcoholic father [[strike: Billy Ray Cyrus]], AKA Rubray Cryust inteferes and causes a horrible tragedy.

* {{Cameo}}: "The Guy from [[DieHard Dye Hard]]", "[[ParappaTheRapper Da Ocapose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]" and even [[OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest Nurse Ratchet]] appear in the story for little no reason other than percieved AuthorAppeal.