History Fanfic / ImmaWiserd

How to describe ''Imma Wiserd''? Well, as one dramatic reader said, it's basically the gangsta version of ''MyImmortal''—or at least that's what was said. Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fanfiction.Net took it down. It's been re-uploaded yet again and even ''then'' it was taken down. At the moment, the whole story up to Chapter 69 can be found at [[http://immawiserd.weebly.com this website]]. Several dramatic readings can also be found on Website/{{Youtube}}, one of the most popular being [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stXRdvd9h7M this one]].

* CrackFic: Whoever wrote this '[[ExcusePlot story]]' must surely have a highly active imagination.

* AnachronismStew: The Hogwarts 10000 years in the past definitely counts, having various bible figures, crucifixion, Chemistry labs, the Ancient Egyptian Empire, musical theater, pirates, classical music & a picture of Abraham Lincoln all present at the same time, far before when they actually existed.

* RougeAnglesOfSatin: Oh so very much. Notable examples include:

* IKEAErotica

* CampGay: The portrayal of [[JosephAndTheAmazingTechnicolorDreamcoat Joseph]].

* DramaticReading: [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6992033/14/imma-wiserd-Special-Commentary-by-Kaylyne-Morgan The]] [[http://www.youtube.com/user/Andjealous/videos?query=wiserd only]] [[http://www.youtube.com/user/Temascos/videos?query=wiserd way]] to find anything past chapter 14, at least until an [[http://immawiserd.weebly.com this enterprising fellow]] posted a backup of most of the story.

How to describe ''Imma Wiserd''? Well, as one dramatic reader said, it's basically the gangsta version of ''MyImmortal''—or at least that's what was said. Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fanfiction.Net took it down. It's been re-uploaded yet again and even ''then'' it was taken down. At the moment, a large chunk of the story can be found at [[http://immawiserd.weebly.com this website]]. Several dramatic readings can also be found on Website/{{Youtube}}, one of the most popular being [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stXRdvd9h7M this one]].

* DramaticReading: [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6992033/14/imma-wiserd-Special-Commentary-by-Kaylyne-Morgan The]] [[http://www.youtube.com/user/Andjealous/videos?query=wiserd only]] [[http://www.youtube.com/user/Temascos/videos?query=wiserd way]] to find anything past chapter 14.

How to describe ''Imma Wiserd''? Well, as one dramatic reader said, it's basically the gangsta version of ''MyImmortal''—or at least that's what was said. Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fanfiction.Net took it down. It's been re-uploaded yet again and even ''then'' it was taken down. Several dramatic readings can also be found on Website/{{Youtube}}, one of the most popular being [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stXRdvd9h7M this one]].

* GratuitousGerman: Hitler, natch. However, it's very obvious that the person writing this [[BlindIdiotTranslation never took a German language class in their life.]]

* DramaticReading: [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6992033/14/imma-wiserd-Special-Commentary-by-Kaylyne-Morgan The]] [[http://www.youtube.com/user/Andjealous/videos?query=wiserd only]] [[http://www.youtube.com/user/Temascos/videos?query=wiserd]] way to find anything past chapter 14.

* DramaticReading: [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6992033/14/imma-wiserd-Special-Commentary-by-Kaylyne-Morgan The] [http://www.youtube.com/user/Andjealous/videos?query=wiserd only] [http://www.youtube.com/user/Temascos/videos?query=wiserd] way to find anything past chapter 14.

* DeadBabyComedy: Solomon's math lesson involves cutting up babies with chainsaws. Several of the story's villains eat babies.

* DidNotDoTheResearch: Turtle goes back to Hogwarts in the time of the Bible, despite the fact that there's an age gap of ''a few thousand years'' between some of the characters.

* WhereTheWhiteWomenAt: Turtle's relationship with "Herman".

How to describe ''Imma Wiserd''? Well, as one dramatic reader said, it's basically the gangsta version of ''MyImmortal''—or at least that's what was said. Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fan Fic.net took it down. It's been re-uploaded yet again and even ''then'' it was taken down. Several dramatic readings can also be found on Website/{{Youtube}}, one of the most popular being [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stXRdvd9h7M this one]].

How to describe ''Imma Wiserd''? Well, as one dramatic reader said, it's basically the gangsta version of ''MyImmortal''—or at least that's what was said. Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fan Fic.net took it down. It's been re-uploaded yet again and even ''then'' it was taken down. Several dramatic readings can also be found on YouTube, one of the most popular being [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stXRdvd9h7M this one]].

* BedTrick: Joseph is tricked into having sex with Jezebel, which is traumatic for him considering how he is portrayed as CampGay and wants nothing to do with women sexually.

* BigNo:

* EatsBabies: As noted above, the villains of the story do this.

* LudicrousGibs: Happens to the monsters that Turtle and [[Literature/TheBible David]] fight.
* MagicalNegro: The story's alternative title is the... [[NWordPrivileges less polite]] form of this phrase.

* PersonalRaincloud: Joseph gains one after falling victim to the BedTrick.

* StayInTheKitchen: "Herman" (Hermione) wants to go back in time with the male characters, but is told that she shouldn't because they didn't have sewing machines, pretty dresses, or vacuum cleaners back then.

--> " i wuz so sad. but den one day dat all changed. all of a sudden i found out someden dat changed my life 4eva... imma wiserd."

* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: Hitler has many phrases in Mock-German, [[CriticalResearchFailure none of which are even remotely accurate to the translations given by the author.]]

*** "Kindergarten" means "Children Garden" and [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin is one of the first years of schooling.]] Again, the proper German for the above English phrase should be "Es ist etwas mit meinem baby."

* AwesomeMcCoolname: The main character's full name is "Soulja Spirit Buu Jackson", but everyone else calls him "Turtle" for some reason.

* GratuitousGerman: [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Who else but Hitler?]] However, it's very obvious that the person writing this [[BlindIdiotTranslation never took a German language class in his life.]]

* IKEAErotica:

* MagicalNegro: The story's alternative title is the, um, [[NWordPrivileges less polite]] form of this phrase.

* {{Serial Escalation}}: The story starts off crazy from Chapter 1 and it just gets crazier chapter after chapter.
* {{Stay in the Kitchen}}: "Herman" (who is supposed to be Hermione) wants to go back in time with the male characters, but is told that she shouldn't because they didn't have sewing machines, pretty dresses, or vacuum cleaners back then. Oh, and her Patronus is a vacuum cleaner (?!).
* StatlerAndWaldorf: Even they make appearances in the story.
* TitleDrop: Turtle does this after relating to [[HistoricalHeroUpgrade Leonardo da Vinci]] his depressing life before Hogwarts.

* TrollFic: Whereas people still to this day don't know whether or not ''MyImmortal'' is a [[TrollFic trollfic]] or not, they know very well that ''Imma Wiserd'' is a 100% trollfic.
** it's confirmed that {{My Immortal}} is a troll fic written by a 17 year old boy.

* YouFailBiologyForever: Jezebel laughs so hard that ''she has a baby''. This occurs several times in a couple of days.
* YouFailReligiousStudiesForever: Hoo boy....the author claims to have talked to a preacher so he could learn enough about biblical times to write about it. He must not have been paying very much attention.

* AwesomeMcCoolname: The main character's full name is "Soulja Spirit Buu Jackson"; everyone calls him "Turtle" (wait, ''what''?).

* GreedyJew: The way Snape is portrayed. He even rides a giant dollar bill like a flying carpet.

-->she bends over and i stuk my big blak cok in her tinee wite ass.

* RaceLift: Harry is black in this story, but mentions that [[DanielRadcliffe a white boy]] was cast to play him in the movies.

How to describe ''Imma Wiserd'' (aka da magikal nigger)? Well, as one dramatic reader said, it's basically the gangsta version of ''MyImmortal''—or at least that's what was said. Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fan Fic.net took it down. It's been re-uploaded yet again and even ''then'' it was taken down. Several dramatic readings can also be found on YouTube, one of the most popular being [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stXRdvd9h7M this one]].

* OverlyLongName: The main character's full name is "Soulja Spirit Buu Jackson"; everyone calls him "Turtle" (wait, ''what''?).

* IGotBetter: Turtle supposedly dies after being knocked off his broom by [[StarWars Vader]][[BigBad mort]] in an early chapter, but wakes up in the hospital wing the next day and quickly recovers as if nothing has happened.

* YouFailReligiousStudiesForever: Hoo boy....the author claims to have talked to a preacher so he could learn enough about biblical times to write about it. He must not have been paying very much attention.

How to describe ''Imma Wiserd'' (aka da magikal nigger)? Well, as one dramatic reader said, it's basically the gangsta version of ''MyImmortal''—or at least that's what was said. Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fan Fic.net took it down. It's been re-uploaded yet again and even ''then'' it was taken down, but it can still be read [[http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6157559/ here]]. Several dramatic readings can also be found on YouTube, one of the most popular being [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stXRdvd9h7M this one]].

How to describe ''Imma Wiserd'' (aka da magikal nigger)? Well, as one dramatic reader said, it's basically the gangsta version of ''MyImmortal''—or at least that's what was said. Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fan Fic.net took it down. It's been re-uploaded [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6157559/1/imma_wiserd yet again]], but if it's taken down again it can still be read [[http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6157559/ here]]. Several dramatic readings can also be found on YouTube, one of the most popular being [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stXRdvd9h7M this one]].

How to describe ''Imma Wiserd'' (aka da magikal nigger)? Well, as one dramatic reader said, it's basically the gangsta version of ''MyImmortal''—or at least that's what was said. Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fan Fic.net took it down. It's been re-uploaded [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6157559/1/imma_wiserd yet again]], but if it's taken down again it can still be read [[http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6157559/ here]]. Several dramatic readings can also be found on YouTube, one of the most popular being [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stXRdvd9h7M this one]].

* GratuitousGerman: [[FamilyGuy Who else but Hitler?]] However, it's very obvious that the person writing this [[BlindIdiotTranslation never took a German language class in his life.]]

* LudicrousGibs: Happens to the monsters that Turtle and [[TheBible David]] fight.