History Fanfic / HousestuckHurrcainCrconikals

* SuddenlySexuality: Inverted. The very first lines are of Kanaya -- of all people -- making out with Edward Cullen.

* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: As of the end of chapter 8, the Rainbow Crew has thirty-two members who aren't Pikmin interns. This ''triples'' in chapter 15 to a full ninety-six thanks to the guardians and ancestors officially being counted in and the [[MagicMusic Ballad of Duality.]] And that's not counting the side characters, which had more focus than they did in HUC.

* ReferenceOverdosed: The amount of works crossed over is insane, even by "SBIG" standards. Covering them ''all'' as of the latest update, it's a ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' story that ''begins'' with ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'' and ''Manga/{{Hellsing}}'' crossovers, then it downplays them until [[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG Geno]] enters the fray and directs them to [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo.]] [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness (The first season was way more focused on the Rainbow Crew's battle with the Felt than the background aspects of the world, something that not even the fifth season has been replicating so far despite the RC-Felt conflict coming to light again.)]] Season two introduces [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link, Stalfos,]] [[Film/{{Alien}} Xenomorphs,]] and various ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpsons]]'' characters. Season three briefly mentions the [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Master Chief,]] (not by name, but he does appear in HUC as a semi-major character) and introduces some characters from ''VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}''. Season four just gets crazy, with ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog'', the Nintendo [=3DS=] AR games (sort of), ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', ''Franchise/MegaMan'', ''Franchise/{{Metroid}}'', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', a cameo of Tony Hawk, ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' (sort of), ''Manga/OnePiece'', and [[spoiler:''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama.'']] Season five so far adds {{Dracula}}, a mention of [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser and his crew]], a ton of horror game parodies, another celebrity cameo (David Hasselhoff, though he debuted in HUC) and ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' into the mix and confirms aformentioned ''Steven Universe'', but there's still two chapters to go. ''Then'' there's the ''actual'' references. Not only is the story mostly a really warped play to ''Majora's Mask'', but ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'', and ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' have either been talked about or bits of them have been seen. In Conker's case, his game was either made into a movie or it was a movie to begin with.

* ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch: In-universe, Dirk does this to ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog''. Equius doesn't want him to. The faux-author says that this trope is not an OK thing to do, [[HypocriticalHumor unless the work in question is Twilight]].

* ReferenceOverdosed: The amount of works crossed over is insane, even by "SBIG" standards. Covering them ''all'' as of the latest update, it's a ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' story that ''begins'' with ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' and ''Manga/{{Hellsing}}'' crossovers, then it downplays them until [[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG Geno]] enters the fray and directs them to [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo.]] [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness (The first season was way more focused on the Rainbow Crew's battle with the Felt than the background aspects of the world, something that not even the fifth season has been replicating so far despite the RC-Felt conflict coming to light again.)]] Season two introduces [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link, Stalfos,]] [[Film/{{Alien}} Xenomorphs,]] and various ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpsons]]'' characters. Season three briefly mentions the [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Master Chief,]] (not by name, but he does appear in HUC as a semi-major character) and introduces some characters from ''VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}''. Season four just gets crazy, with ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog'', the Nintendo [=3DS=] AR games (sort of), ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', ''Franchise/MegaMan'', ''Franchise/{{Metroid}}'', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', a cameo of Tony Hawk, ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' (sort of), ''Manga/OnePiece'', and [[spoiler:''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama.'']] Season five so far adds {{Dracula}}, a mention of [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser and his crew]], a ton of horror game parodies, another celebrity cameo (David Hasselhoff, though he debuted in HUC) and ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' into the mix and confirms aformentioned ''Steven Universe'', but there's still two chapters to go. ''Then'' there's the ''actual'' references. Not only is the story mostly a really warped play to ''Majora's Mask'', but ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'', and ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' have either been talked about or bits of them have been seen. In Conker's case, his game was either made into a movie or it was a movie to begin with.

* RealityEnsues: Every chapter in season four ends with the respective group wandering just ''how'' they will get back home, since both the car and the airwig are destroyed and their plane is stolen. The first half of chapter 15 focused on the Rainbow Crew getting back to Chicago.

** There's irony behind John's crush on Ma. [[spoiler:Realize that Ma, as Jake's guardian, is the HHC version of Grandma English (just younger and likely with a ''vastly'' different personality and... [[GagBoobs body shape]]), who in turn is the post-scratch version of ''Jade''. So John ''does'' like a Jade in a way, just not ''the'' Jade in HHC's world.]]

* GagBoobs:
** Jake's mother is probably the worst offender of the entire ''Crconikals'' continuity, with Rip Van Winkle from ''Hecksing'' as her ''only'' potential competition. And that's saying a lot. She managed to induce complete MarshmallowHell on ''seven people at the same time'', engulfing them all completely between her breasts.
** The second generation seems to have Tavros's counterpart to fit that roll, Tavass. As her name indicates, she also has a Gag ''Butt''. (As does Nepeta.)

* AmbiguousDisorder: Dave and Bro are noteriously out of character even by the rest of the story's standards, as at least the former is arrogant, loud, and almost a PerpetualSmiler whose the first to get himself into something wacky. [[ForgotFlandersCouldDoThat He tones down on this from season 4 onward.]] He also seems to have a loose grasp on reality, thinking that his imagry of SantaClaus was real and actually trying to attack him. And his Bro knows ''exactly'' what he thought was happening.

** The costumes that the ancestors (of the original pre-scratch trolls) have generally get increasingly outragious as it goes up the hemospectrum, with Kurloz and Cronus's ancestors practically wearing nothing but in rather abstract ways. Then it ends with Meenah's ancestor, whose sling bikini is actually pretty normal compared to the rest of them. The fact that it wasn't described as prose-y as the rest of the outfits hammers this in.

* CowboyBebopAtHisComputer: Invoked.
** For starters, the alter-ego author skipped to Act 5 and the only part of ''Homestuck'' before that that he read was the intermission.
*** The faux-author apparently does not know how ectobiology works. Given that he skipped Acts 3 and 4 (until making chapter 5), where it is introduced and where it plays a role in creating the kids respectivley, this shouldn't be that much of a shock. He ''is'' aware that trolls have no concept of siblings, but thinks that the post-scratch and pre-scratch trolls sharing last names ''is an error on Andrew Hussie's part'', which is "fixed" by giving them different last names. ([[XtremeKoolLetterz Peixez]] instead of Peixes for Meenah for one.) Roxy is also given the new last name "Drunkie," and Dirk "Coolkid."
*** Matchstick's and Quarter's powers. Matchstick's is actually similar to what he has in canon -- if more limited. Quarter's is just flat out wrong.
** The ''Halo'' series was ''not'' developed by Nintendo.
** The fake author's knowledge of Nintendo characters in general seem to only extend to ''Super Smash Bros.'' and possibly its fandom (hence the Samus/Snake pairing), not even factoring the information on the trophies.
** Subverted in chapter 18 where the fake author turns out to know the name of "Doomguy" (Flynn Taggert), even calling him that.

* CriticalResearchFailure: Invoked, just as with CowboyBebopAtHisComputer. "The ''country'' of Hawaii". To make it even more embarrassing, the fake-author is implied to live in the United States. Even worse, it has ''king'' who is ''George W. Bush.''

* ThePornomancer: John, before the Crew's outfit switch in chapter 9. He's been around ''every'' time a female character gets naked either through stupidity or slapstick, not to mention how he (and the rest of the RC) just-so-happened to visit China during [[CriticalResearchFailure carnival]]. In addition to ''that'', his mother just-so-happens to have a very active sex life.

* TorchesAndPitchforks: The Pikmin interns use these at the beginning of chapter 9. Also, the pitchforks ''[[CriticalResearchFailure glow]]'' for some reason, but not as brightly as the torches.

* CloningBlues:

* AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferent:
** Chapter 10 opens with an intermission showing Homer as a "nuclear mutant" rampaging his home city of New York. It answers the question as to where he came from in ''Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals'', but for those that haven't read that fan fic the intermission would seem pointless and both his death and the sequence leading up to it with Integra wouldn't make any sense.
** Chapter 16 downplays this: right in the middle of an arc about invading the Felt's tower, we get... a chapter that's mostly composed of characters playing Truth or Dare with eachother.

* ReferenceOverdosed: The amount of works crossed over is insane, [[UpToEleven even by "SBIG" standards.]] Covering them ''all'' as of the latest update, it's a ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' story that ''begins'' with ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' and ''Manga/{{Hellsing}}'' crossovers, then it downplays them until [[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG Geno]] enters the fray and directs them to [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo.]] [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness (The first season was way more focused on the Rainbow Crew's battle with the Felt than the background aspects of the world, something that not even the fifth season has been replicating so far despite the RC-Felt conflict coming to light again.)]] Season two introduces [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link, Stalfos,]] [[Film/{{Alien}} Xenomorphs,]] and various ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpsons]]'' characters. Season three briefly mentions the [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Master Chief,]] (not by name, but he does appear in HUC as a semi-major character) and introduces some characters from ''VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}''. Season four just gets crazy, with ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog'', the Nintendo [=3DS=] AR games (sort of), ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', ''Franchise/MegaMan'', ''Franchise/{{Metroid}}'', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', a cameo of Tony Hawk, ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' (sort of), ''Manga/OnePiece'', and [[spoiler:''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama.'']] Season five so far adds {{Dracula}}, a mention of [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser and his crew]], a ton of horror game parodies, another celebrity cameo (David Hasselhoff, though he debuted in HUC) and ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' into the mix and confirms aformentioned ''Steven Universe'', but there's still two chapters to go. ''Then'' there's the ''actual'' references. Not only is the story mostly a really warped play to ''Majora's Mask'', but ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'', and ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' have either been talked about or bits of them have been seen. In Conker's case, his game was either made into a movie or it was a movie to begin with.

* UsefulNotes/{{Transgender}}: Connie off-handedly implies she knows transgendered person, but she hasn't been seen yet.

* NeverLiveItDown: In-universe, Nobody seems to forgive Dave for using John as a human shield against the bear. Well, except maybe Roxy. [[spoiler:Until Dave redeems himself with a song at the end of season 2.]]

** Jade's story is supposedly done in the appearance of a children's cartoon, with Zabuza being in ConspicuousCG. She praises John endlessly, and dresses Dave and Jane (who wasn't originally there, though she does also appear in John's story) as stereotypical prostitutes as they have both either dated John prior or are dating John.

* ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch: In-universe, Dirk does this to ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog''. Equius doesn't want him to. The faux-author says that this trope is not an OK thing to do, [[HypocriticalHumor unless the work in question is Twilight]].

* ReferenceOverdosed: The amount of works crossed over is insane, [[UpToEleven even by "SBIG" standards.]] Covering them ''all'' as of the latest update, it's a ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' story that ''begins'' with ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' and ''Manga/{{Hellsing}}'' crossovers, then it downplays them until [[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG Geno]] enters the fray and directs them to [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo.]] [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness (The first season was way more focused on the Rainbow Crew's battle with the Felt than the background aspects of the world, something that not even the fifth season has been replicating so far despite the RC-Felt conflict coming to light again.)]] Season two introduces [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link, Stalfos,]] [[Film/{{Alien}} Xenomorphs,]] and various ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpsons]]'' characters. Season three briefly mentions the [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Master Chief,]] (not by name, but he does appear in HUC as a semi-major character) and introduces some characters from ''VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}''. Season four just gets crazy, with ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'', the Nintendo [=3DS=] AR games (sort of), ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', ''Franchise/MegaMan'', ''Franchise/{{Metroid}}'', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', a cameo of Tony Hawk, ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' (sort of), ''Manga/OnePiece'', and [[spoiler:''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama.'']] Season five so far adds {{Dracula}}, a mention of [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser and his crew]], a ton of horror game parodies, another celebrity cameo (David Hasselhoff, though he debuted in HUC) and ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' into the mix and confirms aformentioned ''Steven Universe'', but there's still two chapters to go. ''Then'' there's the ''actual'' references. Not only is the story mostly a really warped play to ''Majora's Mask'', but ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'', and ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' have either been talked about or bits of them have been seen. In Conker's case, his game was either made into a movie or it was a movie to begin with.

A spinoff/semi-sequel titled ''Housestuck: The Split'' is started after the canon comic is over, and is somewhere in development. Fan has given the estimated date of September 13th of 2016 for ''Split''[='=]s first half to begin. ''Split'' will focus primarly on an alternate timeline creature in the events of late ''Hurrcain'' and is planned to serve as the GrandFinale for a good chunk of the ''SBIG'' stories, even those that seem completely unrelated to it at first.

* GrandFinale: Acts as one for most of the ''SBIG'' series, and it's confirmed that this is planned to be Great Pikmin Fan's final intentionally poorly written fic (not counting updates to other continuities, such as ''[=SBIGlets=]'' and ''Sheldin and Lenard'') until further notice.

** This story goes to such a point in averting these that it's implied that the culture of the ''Crconikals'' world is changed so that even it doesn't have them. Which is unusual, considering [[DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale Seras and Carl]] in ''Hecksing''. The fact that they take place in different countries might aid in explaining that. To give one example, both sexes seem to be equally pressured into having sex, evident by Carl's implied AManIsNotAVirgin shtick back in HUC and how [[spoiler:Vriska is ''horrified'' to discover that Mindfang is a virgin]] in chapter 12 of HHC.

** Rose is an asshole. She underestimates everyone, kicks people off the treehouse computers to look at porn, and even threatens to kill Aranea [[DisproportunateRetribution for breaking a TV.]] Her reaction when first meeting Latula is to assume that she's "broken" (whatever that means) and advices the other RC members to go away. From chapter 14 onwards she starts drifting away from this.

A spinoff titled ''Housestuck: The Split'' is planned to start some time after either the canon comic is over with or there is reveal on the ancestors of Beforus (in other words, canon's versions of "Huntress," "Sk8oardr," etc). Fan has given the estimated date of September 13th of 2016 for ''Split''[='=]s first half to begin.

[[folder:Tropes A - F]]

* CrackPairing: Invoked with things such as a Nepeta/Sollux/Rose love triangle (which just seems to get bigger and worse as the fan fic goes on and more people are added into the fray until it becomes outright polygamy), and John/Damara, the second person in the later couple ''not even being introduced at the time of writing season one''.

[[folder:Tropes G - Q]]

: :This is a [=SBURBless=]/[=Post-SBURB=] AU (It says it's the latter but if this fan fic even remotely follows the rules of the comic then it should be the former), which by itself wipes out the entire first sentence. Doc Scratch is the "evil villain," while Jack isn't even mentioned. As of the latest chapter, John/Jane is the current John pairing, [[spoiler:But HUC's epilogue mentions that John and Jade will get married by the end of the events of both fan fics, so John/Vriska will not be a final couple. Neither will Jade/Karkat]]. The narrator and later Kanaya herself comments that she does ''not'' want to jump to another relationship after Edward's death, seriously hindering Rose/Kanaya. [[spoiler:(Until Kanaya finds news about Alucard's death, and ''especially'' after Edward confesses that he was an asshole.)]] Chapter 3 hinted Terezi/Dave, but then again it also hinted Terezi/Latula and Terezi/Karkat. As for Eridan's "noone" thing... that's jossed as early as chapter 3. There was a cop chase in the same chapter, which is perhaps the closest thing the summary got right. What certainly doesn't help in any of this is the fact that the cover (which is also this page's image) seems to agree with at least the God Tier, Jack, Skaia, and maybe John/Vriska parts. And now as of chapter 16, it's openly admitted that both the summary and the cover are flat-out lies.

[[folder:Tropes R - Z]]

A spinoff titled ''Housestuck: The Split'' is planned to start some time after either the canon comic is over with or there is reveal on the ancestors of Beforus (in other words, canon's versions of "Huntress," "Sk8oardr," etc).

** Anything related to the Ichigo Blades, since the fake-author fully admitted that he didn't like to restrict Feferi, Nepeta, Rose, Eridan, and Roxy to the swords all the time when they could just spam guns like most of the Rainbow Crew.

* BigBad: Doc Scratch is geared towards this overall, but each season so far has an overarching "final villain" to it:
** Season one: Still Doc Scratch, this is so far the only season where the Rainbow Crew/Felt war is central to the plot (as WordOfGod does not want it to repeat Hecksing vs the Millennium).

** Chapter 17 was originally this, but it was since edited in a massive redo called the "Great Typo Cleanup" that made it longer and had a bit more harmless filler, plus a lot more villains and a small explanation on the ancestor's lives. Plus, they and the guardians take on villains on their own.

** Latula's Rainbow Crew outfit is a Zero Suit Samus cosplay. In chapter 13, Samus notices her outfit and compliments it.

** [[spoiler:Dualscar and Dolorosa's relationship turns out to be this, and possibly any other ancestral relationship, on account of them all finding out that they are siblings in chapter 19.]]
* BroughtDownToNormal: [[spoiler:By the end of chapter 18, all the jadeblooded trolls lose their rainbow drinker powers thanks to some mechanics with the oil rig's stem cell-revival machine. So far this has stuck.]]

** Naruto and a few others return near the end of chapter 23, making brief cameoes.

** Unlike his appearance in SJAHJ (though this might be because Cartman and co. are "real" here and a projection from the Silencer in that story), Cartman mentions Stan and Kyle in chapter 12. They, along with Kenny, appear in chapter 15, [[spoiler:[[NiceJobBreakingItHero and accidentally send Doc Scratch an SOS from Omega Drew Pickles that convinces him to attack the Crew again.]]]]

** That girl implied to be Connie from chapter 13? A brief train ride confirms that it ''is'' her. However, all that happens during that ride becides the trolls being attacked by Itchy is that Porrim makes up to her for trying to attack her over a book, and the trolls give her a communication device. This has yet to come up again.

* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: This is Pikmin Fan's first ''Homestuck'' SBIG installment that leaves out the Carapases. At least, so far, but considering how the story is over halfway completed and none of the following plotlines seem to suggest that they will ever be in the fic in any way at all, combined with their rather inactive roles in ''Sweet Jade and Hella John'' and ''Kids Fit the Trolls'', it's unlikely they will be in seasons six or seven. Similarly, this continues Pikmin Fan's streak of not having in many of the Sburb constructs at all, something even his one story that actually takes place in a Sburbverse seems to do.

** The Truth or Dare game in chapter 16 was also intended to come off as disturbing. Lampshaded when, before the Crew even returns to the Felt tower, Rose asks Roxy [[SickAndWrong what the hell is wrong with her.]] A highlight is Roxy [[spoiler:getting spanked... so hard that her pimples all pop and a ton of snot comes out of her nose. Which Gamsis proceeds to eat. And Roxy's mouth starts bleeding too, ''and'' her spanker [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength Gamsis]] left a ''dent'' in her ass]]. Even though it's all text, this is probably the closest thing HHC has to a GrossupCloseup.

John, Rose, and Jade are playing an {{MMORPG}} when a strange "white orc" character kills all of their avatars and messes up their gameplay. Irritated (for the second time in Rose and Jade's case), they get Roxy to track down the person responsible and find out that it's Doc Scratch, of the Felt. [[ExcusePlot For some reason]]. After their first attempt at killing him fails when the entire Felt tries to fight them at once, the eight humans seek help from the trolls, who first train them and then hire them as part of their group. Originally, the trolls called themselves the Zodiacs and the humans the Housestucks, but since the humans make the group not fit the Zodiac theme they rename themselves the Rainbow Crew.

Similar to ''Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals'', the main conflict is between two organizations; the Felt and the Rainbow Crew. Completely unlike HUC, however, over half of the fan fic will consist of various side story chapters dedicated to developing the characters and the world. That's right. An attempt at "CharacterDevelopment" and "WorldBuilding" in an intentionally badly done fan fic. [[PlotHole This goes about as well as one might expect]]. WordOfGod says the relationship between HHC and HUC is similar to that between ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' and ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]'' respectively, just done really badly. Also, apparantly everyone is a die-hard fan of ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''.

'''Possible spoilers in the trope descriptions, especially as the story's first three seasons alone contain a bit of LateArrivalSpoiler!'''

* AssKicksYou: Unlike most examples of this trope, this one is '''lethal'''. [[spoiler:While Vriska, Gamzee, and Eridan re-create their rampages, Gamzee's comes to a premature end when Nepeta tries to fight him. She jumps backwards ass-first at him, and its apparantly so strong that it causes his head to explode. Karkat naturally takes advantage of this by shoving in as many ass puns as possible]]. Seven chapters later, one of the haters (who are gonna hate) tries kicking Nepeta there, just to get his foot ''broken''.

* BewareTheNiceOnes: Apparantly this is why Feferi killed [[spoiler:the Stalfos]] in chapter 8:

** Cross-fic example: The shark that [[spoiler:apparantly ''shoots'' and then eats Wiggim]] is implied to be the same shark that stole Rip's musket from Carl in ''Hecksing''.

*** The faux-author apparantly does not know how ectobiology works. Given that he skipped Acts 3 and 4 (until making chapter 5), where it is introduced and where it plays a role in creating the kids respectivley, this shouldn't be that much of a shock. He ''is'' aware that trolls have no concept of siblings, but thinks that the post-scratch and pre-scratch trolls sharing last names ''is an error on Andrew Hussie's part'', which is "fixed" by giving them different last names. ([[XtremeKoolLetterz Peixez]] instead of Peixes for Meenah for one.) Roxy is also given the new last name "Drunkie," and Dirk "Coolkid."

* DoorStopper: This is currently the longest work Great Pikmin Fan has on his fanfiction.net page, although many of the other works have comparatively took off (such as ''Total Drama World Tour Rewrite'', which by design must have at least 26 chapters, yet only ''two'' are out right now). And the chapters are considerably longer than that of the rest of SBIG, not counting ''Sweet Jade and Hella John''. To give a comparason, the first chapter of this is about as long as ''Hecksing''[='=]s longest chapter, and while there are a few decreases, it generally only goes ''up'' in length from there. As of the end of season five, it's at over 150,000 words. By definition, three times the length of a novel. And season six is planned to make that ''significantly'' longer.

** [[spoiler:Pretty much all five of the remaining Felt members, bar Doc Scratch (and Stickdawg, if he counts), in chapter 16. They all get katamari-balled by the RC's uniforms.]]

* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: The first season had no concrete plot connecting the four chapters, unlike at least seasons two, three, four, and five. (Six is currently... very ambiguous on the matter. It might take until the season actually starts for it to be revealed.) It also had very vague and brief references to class and aspect powers, like Roxy simply voiding out Doc Scratch's vision of the heroes. This has yet to be brought up again. In a similar vein it's also somewhat unusual how the first chapter lacks the Rainbow Crew treehouse and even moreso that in the second chapter Rose's own house is being used as a base until Fin and Trace's invasion wrecks it up, seeing as the treehouse will then become an established main location. And speaking of that, it's unusual that the first two chapters have scenes in the human's house ''without'' any mentions of their guardians, especially with, again, chapter two taking place almost entirely in Rose's house. And that's not even getting into the characters, which are covered in CharacterizationMarchesOn.
* EasilyForgiven: [[spoiler:Kurloz just takes a spanking and things are fine and dandy by the rest of the Crew. Vriska also seemed to be forgiven for killing Tavros (Gamzee had some serious problems and his mind wasn't right, and Eridan was possessed. Vriska had no excuse), but Terezi's revenge-kill might have worked out and helped]].

** John and Jade themselves develop fire and ice powers respectively after studying up on them from info scrolls they bought on their way back home, and that and light powers are occasionally looked into by the rest of the Crew.

* LoveDodecahedron: So John's crushing on Rose ''and'' Dave, and Jade has a crush on John. Seem simple so far? Good, because it won't be for long: [[spoiler:John confesses to Dave just before they think they're going to die and they become a couple until the bear incident where they break up, then John starts flirting with Dirk and ''they'' become a couple by the end of chapter 1. Dirk is also apparantly "tsundere" to Jake, and Roxy has flirted with every male out of the humans except Dirk. Nepeta has also had a crush on Sollux, but then Rose starts flirting with him ''too'' before she begins dating Eridan for the hell of it. But Eridan likes Feferi. And Sollux apparantly likes Aradia. Meanwhile, John and Dirk break up over a diet proposal and John goes out with Damara, whom he barley even met. And it's implied that there was something between Meenah and Aranea.]] Lampshaded in chapter 1 when Tavros attempted to keep track of the romance but just gave up.

* MrFanservice[=/=]MsFanservice: While the entire Rainbow Crew is pretty fanservicey in some way or another, Jane is apparantly considered very attractive, and Nepeta's appearing completely nude during the Crew's announcement earned them far more money than any other character. So the MF is tied between Jane or Nepeta. Gamzee, in the earlier chapters, was apparantly the male fanservice provider-parody, adressing the viewers as "sexy."

* OppositeSexClone: The counterparts started as this, with a few more differences than simply being the opposite sex. Gets confusing since the Crew as a whole can apparantly switch their own sexes back and forth, original or counterpart. Bottom line is that the counterparts have the opposing ''gender'', but the Ballad of Duality inexplicably gives the users the power to change their ''sex''. (It's implied that the fake-author is just using that as an excuse to increase the fanservicey-female cast for his... "own" material.)

* OurDragonsAreDifferent: The Hydra. Each of its heads not only breaths a different substance, but they also apparantly give the main body/other heads abilities as well. For example, the blue head also somehow enables the ''other'' heads to breathe under water, and with out it they can drown.

* PleasePutSomeClothesOn: John, the only humanoid guy [[spoiler:alive at the time]] in one particular group, apparantly didn't like how Damara ditched her Felt wardrobe. Nor did he like Porrim being naked on her introduction. By the time Latula gets naked [[InsaneTrollLogic as some bizarre means to prove her]] GamerGirl status, John runs away in discomfort. He also runs when he came across Meulin accidentally exposing herself to show off the marks she put on her belt whenever Cronus does something deceitful. Eventually it's implied that the whole thing might just be an act, and he's trying to make himself look a lot more innocent than he really is. Especially once season three rolls over with revealing outfits for the Crew and John doesn't mind one bit.

* SpeedSex: A gender-inversion happens in chapter 23. [[spoiler:Jade apparantly has ''very'' poor control, based on the jokes John makes about their... experience.]]

* SuperCellReception: John can apparantly contact Jane via Pesterchum '''from {{Hell}}'''. But according to WordOfGod, it's because the signals travel through a portal that was present nearby, hence how they are able to type to eachother.

** Generally any celebrities with special abilities. Like Tony Hawk, who in this story is capable of turning into a literal giant talking hawk and uses this to break into a library to help the Crew fight against a half-demon-horse, half-skeleton monster who goes by the name of Darkhorse. All that happens is that he gets shushed by the librarians. Or David Hasselhoff, who [[GentleGiant became a hundred feet tall]] after eating ''Mario'' mushrooms (the fake-author of the work believes that he was giant in his appearance in the ''Spongebob'' movie, and this was apparantly a reference to it, not that Spongebob and Patrick were tiny).

** In chapter 18, [[spoiler:nearly everyone in the Crew dies and then gets brought back. ''That's'' not the plot twist. What is is that Nepeta ''definitely'' knows more than she lets on to, and is implied to be faking her idealism and happyness seen earlier in the story.]]

** Finally there's chapter 23. [[spoiler:John fucks ''Jade'' this time, also dating her and finally breaking up with Jane. Roxy unleashes a hate plague tricked into thinking it's a love potion, Nepeta's apparantly been hiding even ''more'' stuff in her journals, Dirk has gotten along with his counterpart while blowing up AR and, by implication, going shadeless for the rest of the story, Chicago is wrecked, arc villain Jaws is finally killed, Jade proposes to John with a kiss and it ends by introducing '''Calliope.''']]

The fan fic concluded on September 13th of 2015, three years after HHC's beginning and a fourth year after HUC's. The fan fic, as with its preceedor, is planned to update every three days during a "season," (basically arcs) until that season ends, which leads to a break.

->''"Yes, but that was only two [members of the Felt]. To overcome and kill the other 13, (not 14 becuz keep Handmaid alive cuxz i like trolls), you must go through a jorney. Well, you have gont through a jorney, but IT HAVE JUST BEGUN. The rest of the jorney will have VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}, love n-drangles, tanks, volcainos, genderswaps, tits, brits, mits, hits, and, amung other things, Solid Snake naked."''

The first six "seasons" are over, with a seventh finale that is ongoing and will conclude on September 13th, three years after HHC's beginning and a fourth year after HUC's. The fan fic, as with its preceedor, is planned to update every three days during a "season," until that season ends, which leads to a break.