History Fanfic / HecksingUlumateCrconikals

* NakedPeopleAreFunny: The final chapter has every single member of Hecksing (save Alucard), Kamina's 360 teammates, and the 100 Daughters are all naked while they transverse the hot springs that were located by the base under a DMV.

* VillainTitle: The first, third, and fifth chapters are named after one of the villains involved inside of them. The second and fourth are pretty much named after the weapons of said villains, or the effect in 2's case.

* WheelOFeet: Alucard Vs Luke uses this when the former chases the latter, in a reference to ''Kung Fu Hustle''. "They were so fast, they're feet like Sonic The [[Franchise/SuperSmashBros Edgehog]]!"

** Jan and Luke, in their first appearance, are refered to as "[[GrandTheftAutoEscanaba Jean-Luc LeMans]]."

** At one point, the fan fic compares Seras/Carl to [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Courtney/Duncan]], and is implied to be compared to other pairings that go [[SlapSlapKiss in a]] [[AbuseIsOkayWhenItsFemaleOnMale related way]], a jab at those kinds of couples.

One year after ending ''Sweet Jade and Hella John'', Pikmin Fan started a massive edit of about half of the ''SBIG'' installments. Currently on this, it is being editted chapter-by-chapter to make it more clear to read, as well as other, more plot/dialogue-related (but currently minor) changes. At of this edit, the revised version is on chapter 4, with the older versions of each chapter planned to be out on the fanfiction wiki in the near future.

** ''Dawn'' has an HRG composed of two people: Haxxor, and... Kenny.

* AllMenArePerverts: Carl, Quimby, and side character John Egbert's character within a show (HHC reveals that he himself isn't exactly ''perverted'', but he flirts with everyone) show this. Carl is constantly hitting on every woman we sees and ogoling several others, Quimby is an outright womanizer, and John's character peeks up the skirt of Jade's character during said show.

* DevelopmentGag: (Giant Mutaint) Homer's rampage of New York is based on a SBIG fic idea where Homer Simpson gets taken over by nuclear waste and becomes an evil giant. WordOfGod says he's not sure whether or not to go with the idea, especially since this pseudo crossover occured.
* DiscOneFinalBoss: [[spoiler:Alexander Anderson. He's referred to as the "final boss of the fan fic," even though there's the entire Millennium before reaching there.]]
* DisneyDeath: [[spoiler:Jan Valentine. Only once, though, the second time he's KilledOffForReal]].
** [[spoiler:Also the Captain, who will later be revived through familiar by Rip in the final chapter]].

* DistantFinale: Takes place 30 years in the future. Likely inspired by ''Hellsing''[='=]s own.
* DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale: Carl and Seras. Though subverted as it's implied that Carl treats her (and Rip, if the flashback at the beginning of chapter 9 is anything to go by) like crap and at one point even rips off her skirt in public for no reason.

* AnArmAndALeg: It's revealed that Alucard actually lost an arm and eye after Bro blew up his cell phone. He apparantly slowly gets them back over the course of the story after being a vampire and using his regenerative powers, and he already got his eye back as of "the Dumb".

* IdiosyncraticEpisodeNaming: At least the first four of its six chapters is titled "the" and something that sounds vaguely similar to "Dawn" that's related to it. (Starting with a "D" and ending with an "M" or "N" sound.) We have "[[TheDon the Don]]," "the Dumb," "the Den," and "the Demo Run."

* MrFanservice: Kamina, according to Cortana.
* NotDistractedByTheSexy: In chapter 2, Blondula thinks she can distract Walter by flashing her boobs at him. He says it wouldn't work. She suggests flashing her crotch instead. He says it would work. He was lying about this though, [[spoiler:and he ends up taking advantage of this to steal her pants and humiliate her when he later starts bonking her on the head]].

* PrecisionFStrike: Alucard drops one when [[spoiler:the 100 daughters all pull guns on Hecksing]]. The alter ego notes that Alucard has ''not'' sworn up until this point, even factoring in ''Ulumate''.
* SerialEscalation: Rip's outfit gets progressively more revealing as the story goes on, presumably leading up to how it is in ''Ulumate''. Why this does this but not ''Ulumate'' might be justified in that each chapter of ''Dawn'' has about a decade's worth of time pass at least, while ''Ulumate'' only takes place over a week, so Rip could be changing her outfit style every certain value of years.
* TitleDrop: "The Don," "the Dumb," "the Den," and "the Demo Run" have all been dropped. The first and third are the name of the main villain, whereas the second is the name of a ''machine'' used by the villains, but is also used to refer to [[spoiler:Alucard himself, after getting hit by it]]. The fourth is one of the codenames of the game that Hecksing ends up playing. Integra also says that the founding of Hecksing would be a new dawn.

* VillainTitle: The first and third chapters are named after one of the villains involved inside of them. The second and fourth are pretty much named after the weapons of said villains, or the effect in 2's case.

* CrackFic: [[spoiler:AdolfHitler as a life-draining snakeman who can summon minions from four different Hells!]] Alucard flying around in a tank with rocket boosters! A Martian expy of Charlie Harper having to deal with an evil liquid metal lawyer with his partners, a former Nazi opera fan and a tsundere-with-little-dere cop girl! Said Charlie expy and the Master Chief who is really [[spoiler:Kamina]] saving Quimby from the ''Simpsons'' by riding on a giant David Hasselhoff! The list goes on...

[[caption-width-right:220:Yeah, [[CrackFic it's]] [[StylisticSuck a]] [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed little]] [[CrackPairing like]] [[Film/UndercoverBrother that.]][[note]][[Characters/MillenniumNazis Rip's]] to the left, [[Characters/HellsingOrganization Seras]] is to the right. It's not stated outright, but it's implied that that's [[ParodySue Carl]] in the center.[[/note]]]]

* RefugeInAudacity: The first ''Ren and Stimpy'' clip. Basically, [[spoiler:Stimpy uses semen in place of mayo as a sandwhich. Ren, unknowing of this at first, eats the sandwhich and compliments on it.]]

A semi-sequel, ''FanFic/HousestuckHurrcainCrconikals'', was released on the anniversary of HUC's first chapter. It takes place in the same universe as HUC, and focuses on the ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' characters, as well as elaborating a little more on the rest of the chapter 9 jury and the world in general. First through means of taking place in the same general timespan as the events of HUC, but as of the end of its fifth season, it's going to start going forewards past chapter 12. (13 being a DistantFinale.) There is also a sort of {{Crossover}}, ''FanFic/CarlStevensUniverse'', where the members of Hecksing who survived in HUC ([[spoiler:Carl, Seras, Rip, and the Captain]]) get into a bit of a quarrel with the [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Crystal Gems.]] Finally (for now; seeing how often this is expanded it could really go on for quite a while), the author announced a prequel fic called ''Hecksing: The Dawn'', set to bring more light to some of the members that ''didn't'' survive by virtue of taking place in the past. ([[spoiler:Alucard, Integra, and Walter have been confirmed along with a re-appearance of Rip; Zorin and Kamina appear to have no such luck until further notice and Pip seems to be jossed if the beginning is any indication]].) ''Dawn'' is more of a MonsterOfTheWeek format and composed of six chapters, and can be found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10442944/1/Hecksing-The-Dawn here]]. Until it gets the need to be split off on its own page, tropes for ''the Dawn'' will be listed here.

* AerithAndBob: Hecksing consists of, at one point or another, Integra, Seras, Alucard, Rip, Zorin, [[spoiler:Kamina]], and... ''Carl''. And this is especially weird because Carl is a Martian, and thus ''the'' most exotic member of Hecksing by an entire planet.
* AffectionateParody: It starts out as a parody of badly written ''Total Drama'' fan fics. Later chapters still carry (unintentional) elements of this, though not nearly as much.

* DeusExMachina: In the end of chapter 2, Anderson jumps out of nowhere and saves Hecksing. WordOfGod admits that this was last-second planning.
* FauxActionGirl: Blondula is the only one of the Flunk-outs who has not been seen fighting to some extent. All she does is try to distract Walter in a similar manner to Rip's "charms" in ''Ulumate'' proper, yet that doesn't work and [[spoiler:she eventually gets killed by him shortly after Integra kills Quarterback]]. Then again, as she is stated to just be a dumb blonde stereotype, and dumb blondes are generally ''not'' well known to be actiony characters or especially villains most of the time, it was probably intentional.
* IdiosyncraticEpisodeNaming: At least the first two of its six chapters is titled "the" and something that sounds vaguely similar to "Dawn" that's related to it. We have "[[TheDon the Don]]" and "the Dumb."

* LoadBearingBoss: Justified. The pocket dimension made by the Don is kept stable thanks to his [[Manga/{{Naruto}} chakra]] molding it around. Once he dies, the orb its kept in falls into the river, and because of the water entering from the outside, the dimension is briefly flooded before it fades away.

* PrecisionFStrike: In ''Dawn'', Alucard drops one when [[spoiler:the 100 daughters all pull guns on Hecksing]]. The alter ego notes that Alucard has ''not'' sworn up until this point, even factoring in ''Ulumate''.
* TitleDrop: "The Don," "the Dumb," and "the Den" have all been dropped. The first and third are the name of the main villain, whereas the second is the name of a ''machine'' used by the villains, but is also used to refer to [[spoiler:Alucard himself, after getting hit by it]]. Integra also says that the founding of Hecksing would be a new dawn.

## Chapter 3: The Sol. [[spoiler:As with the Flunk-outs, the supposed leader Den gets killed first]].

** Rip tends to hijack some of the screentime, clearly being established as the [[OnlySaneMan wisest Hecksing member]] (despite originally being the dumbest Millennium member, however [[spoiler:it's revealed in ''Housestuck'' that this was because she was merely pretending to be an idiot in hopes of getting fired]]) and being in several scenes even when she does almost nothing that matters in them. It doesn't help that the author openly admitted to liking her on the AN of her debut chapter.

Alucard [[CardCarryingVillain Badguy]] is a powerful vampire who kills other, evil vampires by the word of Integra [[UnfortunateNames Heck]]. Then, one fatefull night during an attack of a forest, he ends up needing to do an EmergencyTransformation to Seras Victoria. Finding out that the vampire who caused this was a part of a former co-organization [[PunnyName Heavensing]], Integra then sends Alucard and the newly vamperized Seras to "SERCH AND DESTROY TOES TRADERS." After a short battle, a spell that was keeping out all non-Hecksing or Heavensing vampires is broken with the death of Heavensing's leader... [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Ned Flanders]] (yes, you read that right), who [[DrivenToSuicide commited suicide]] after Alucard killed his lover Father Alexander Anderson (yes, you read ''that'' right too). With this spell broken, the mysterious Millennium are now free to wreek havok (or, rather, UNLEESH HECK [sic]) on the [[CriticalResearchFailure United Kingdoms of London]]. For most of the following chapters, Hecksing has to foil the various plans of the Millennium.

** Giant Mutant Homer Simpson. Literally only serves as someone for Master Chief to kill so that Integra can hire them as Alucard's replacement. [[spoiler:That is, beofre his story was elaborated in in ''Housestuck'']].

* PlotTriggeringDeath: Flanders' death. After that, the spell over the United Kingdoms of London goes down, letting the Millennium invade, kick starting the plot for the majority of the story. To a lesser extent, Anderson's as well, as his death leads to Flanders hanging himself.
* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld: As of chapter thirteen, Rip is no younger than ''one hundred''.

* TitleDrop: Both "the Don" and "the Dumb" have been dropped. The former is the name of the main villain, whereas the latter is the name of a ''machine'' used by the villains, but is also used to refer to [[spoiler:Alucard himself, after getting hit by it]]. Integra also says that the founding of Hecksing would be a new dawn.

* TitleDrop: Both "the Don" and "the Dumb" have been dropped. The former is the name of the main villain, whereas the latter is the name of a ''machine'' used by the villains, but is also used to refer to [[spoiler:Alucard himself, after getting hit by it]].

A semi-sequel, ''FanFic/HousestuckHurrcainCrconikals'', was released on the anniversary of HUC's first chapter. It takes place in the same universe as HUC, and focuses on the ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' characters, as well as elaborating a little more on the rest of the chapter 9 jury and the world in general. First through means of taking place in the same general timespan as the events of HUC, but as of the end of its fifth season, it's going to start going forewards past chapter 12. (13 being a DistantFinale.) There is also a sort of {{Crossover}}, ''FanFic/CarlStevensUniverse'', where the members of Hecksing who survived in HUC ([[spoiler:Carl, Seras, Rip, and the Captain]]) get into a bit of a quarrel with the [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Crystal Gems.]] Finally (for now; seeing how often this is expanded it could really go on for quite a while), the author announced a prequel fic called ''Hecksing: The Dawn'', set to bring more light to some of the members that ''didn't'' survive by virtue of taking place in the past. ([[spoiler:Alucard, Integra, and Walter have been confirmed; Zorin, Kamina, and Pip appear to have no such luck until further notice]].)

** The very beginning says that "Fakebook" is not unlike a joke from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', a comment on said show's debatable overuse of WereStillRelevantDammit and their [[ShallowParody Shallow Parodies]]. A later chapter mocks ''Simpsons'' again -- only this time in general -- by portraying Homer as a powerful, brain eating giant who was once a normal man.

* BakersDozen: Has thirteen chapters, because ThirteenIsUnlucky.

* ChekhovsGunman: Ed, Eddy, and Sonic appear as part of the jury in chapter 9, and within the same chapter they provide rides for Hecksing while they're running away/chasing Lawyer Guy. Sadly, the other seven[[labelnote:Who are]][[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} John, Jade,]] [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo,]] Manga/{{Naruto}}, [[Manga/OnePiece Luffy,]] [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Eric Cartman,]] and VideoGame/MegaMan. And yes, there's ten of them total, not twelve.[[/labelnote]] don't do anything noteworthy for the fan fic and only have a small mention in the epilogue. (Except John and Jade, a clip of their show was seen during Rip's award hosting.)

* {{Crossover}}: With ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', ''VideoGame/{{Halo}}'', ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'', ''VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}'', and briefly with ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'', ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'', ''Manga/OnePiece'', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', and ''Franchise/MegaMan''. But not ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Total Drama]]''. That's a different anime. [[spoiler:For crossing over in ''Housestuck'' instead.]]

A semi-sequel, ''FanFic/HousestuckHurrcainCrconikals'', was released on the annaversary of HUC's first chapter. It takes place in the same universe as HUC, and focuses on the ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' characters, as well as elaborating a little more on the rest of the chapter 9 jury and the world in general. First through means of taking place in the same general timespan as the events of HUC, but as of the end of its fifth season, it's going to start going forewards past chapter 12. (13 being a DistantFinale.) There is also a sort of {{Crossover}}, ''FanFic/CarlStevensUniverse'', where the members of Hecksing who survived in HUC ([[spoiler:Carl, Seras, Rip, and the Captain]]) get into a bit of a quarrel with the [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Crystal Gems.]] Finally (for now; seeing how often this is expanded it could really go on for quite a while), the author announced a prequel fic called ''Hecksing: The Dawn'', set to bring more light to some of the members that ''didn't'' survive by virtue of taking place in the past. ([[spoiler:Alucard, Integra, and Walter have been confirmed; Zorin, Kamina, and Pip appear to have no such luck until further notice]].)

* CruelAndUnusualDeath: Used often. [[spoiler:Tubalcain and Jan both get holes blown in them from Carl's sonic waves. Similarly, Zorin gets a hole punched in her face from Mayor Quimby's blood extracted by Walter. Walter himself gets blown up by over a hundred bullets striking him at the same time. Lawyer Guy is melted/evaporated by lava in a volcaino. (Though he ''is'' a liquid metal robot.) Major gets a spike shoved up his ass. Finally, Hitler and Schrodinger both blow up in a massive explosion of Wierd Quantum Shit.]]

* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: The first season didn't have as concrete characterization and holds record for being the closest Pikmin Fan ever came to playing TheStationsOfTheCanon straight. The latter is weird seeing how the author would later go on to say things like "Don't rehash canon." The central characters were also vastly different; Seras didn't have her hot-temper established until later on, and Rip wasn't even in the story until chapter 4. In short, the fact that Seras is the ''only'' character with perfect attendance in appearing in every chapter really says something.

* MsFanservice: Parodied with Rip.

** The very beginning says that "Fakebook" is not unlike a joke from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', a comment on said show's debatable overuse of WereStillRelevantDammit. A later chapter mocks ''Simpsons'' again -- only this time in general -- by portraying Homer as a powerful, brain eating giant who was once a normal man.

** Ichigo and Luffy continued whatever they were doing, but the author isn't sure since he hasn't watched the show. (A small case of TruthInTelevision)
** The Eds have started up a buisness.
** Mega Man continues to battle evil robots, and has been accepted as a fighter in ''Super Smash Bros 4'', ignoring how after thirty years there's only one installment released.

A semi-sequel, ''FanFic/HousestuckHurrcainCrconikals'', was released on the annaversary of HUC's first chapter. It takes place in the same universe as HUC, and focuses on the ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' characters, as well as elaborating a little more on the rest of the chapter 9 jury and the world in general. First through means of taking place in the same general timespan as the events of HUC, but as of the end of its fifth season, it's going to start going forewards past chapter 12. (13 being a DistantFinale.) There is also a sort of {{Crossover}}, ''FanFic/CarlStevensUniverse'', where the members of Hecksing who survived in HUC ([[spoiler:Carl, Seras, Rip, and the Captain]]) get into a bit of a quarrel with the [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Crystal Gems.]]

* BakersDosen: Has thirteen chapters, because ThirteenIsUnlucky.

* WhatCouldHaveBeen: Several details have changed, ranging from small scenes to entire character deaths/sparings. And yet, the base of the plot basically stayed the same from before the fic started to after it ended.

A semi-sequel, ''FanFic/HousestuckHurrcainCrconikals'', was released on the annaversary of HUC's first chapter. It takes place in the same universe as HUC, and focuses on the ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' characters, as well as elaborating a little more on the rest of the chapter 9 jury and the world in general. There is also a sort of {{Crossover}}, ''FanFic/CarlStevensUniverse'', where the members of Hecksing who survived in HUC ([[spoiler:Carl, Seras, Rip, and the Captain]]) get into a bit of a quarrel with the [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Crystal Gems.]]

* CrackFic: AdolfHitler as a life-draining snakeman who can summon minions from four different Hells! Alucard flying around in a tank with rocket boosters! A Martian expy of Charlie Harper having to deal with an evil liquid metal lawyer with his partners, a former Nazi opera fan and a tsundere-with-little-dere cop girl! Said Charlie expy and the Master Chief who is really [[spoiler:Kamina]] saving Quimby from the ''Simpsons'' by riding on a giant David Hasselhoff! The list goes on...

** Section DCLXVI (problems with a ''Catholic military group'' naming themselfs after the NumberOfTheBeast aside)'s units being referred to as the KKK.
** "Hitler Badguy." Who's Alucard Badguy's brother.

* {{Crossover}}: With ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', ''VideoGame/{{Halo}}'', ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'', ''{{Pikmin}}'', and briefly with ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'', ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'', ''Manga/OnePiece'', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', and ''VideoGame/MegaMan''. But not ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Total Drama]]''. That's a different anime.

* DiskOneFinalBoss: [[spoiler:Alexander Anderson. He's referred to as the "final boss of the fan fic," even though there's the entire Millennium before reaching there.]]

* EverybodyKnewAlready: Walter finds out about the Millennium by ''Google searching them''. Though given that [[spoiler:he is really working for them all along, he could have just been lying. ''Then again'', we ''have'' seen him lie before about not secretly working for them and he's really bad at it.]]

* {{Expy}}: Alucard (and later, Carl) of [[FanFic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences John Freeman]]. Complete with having a vehicle where it shouldn't be (in Al's case, a tank).
* FourIsDeath: Guess what chapter contained [[spoiler:Alucard dying, Walter revealing himself as a traitor, Jan showing how powerful his roboarm is, and is rather aptly titled "A Shocking Twist!"]] It's also arguably the chapter where the fan fic truley starts to diverge from canon's plotline.

** [[spoiler:Alucard saying that there is no such thing as immortallity. From the same chapter, Alucard questioning Seras as to what would she do if Alucard wasn't there.]]
** [[spoiler:Carl betting Seras in chapter 3 that he will see her naked in a week. Cue chapter 7...]]

* ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne[=/=]DisproportionateRetribution: In the first chapter, Alucard takes special offense to Anderson's "STUPID INTEGRA" line. Enough to eat him over it.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: The fates of [[spoiler:Major and Heinkel]].

* KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler:Everyone who died. Except Jan and technically the Captain]].

* NukeEm: [[spoiler:What happens to Alucard. Sort of]].

* RougeAnglesOfSatin: Several. Perhaps one of the worst is "coitus" being used instead of "courtesey."

* SpotlightStealingSquad: Carl. And Arguably Rip.
* TheStationsOfTheCanon: Played annoyingly straight for the first three chapters, with little variations such as [[spoiler:Anderson dying in chapter one and Jan getting spared the next chapter]], but during chapter four, [[spoiler:Jan goes on the ''Eagle'' invasion instead of Rip, which leads to Alucard's death]].

## Mutaint Homer Simpson.

* WhamEpisode: Parodied (and played straight, being the first time in the fan fic that the story ''truely'' derails and involving [[spoiler:the death of Alucard]]) with chapter 4. It's even titled "A Shocking Twist!"

** {{Dracula}} is one of the very few characters left completely unnacounted for: He appears only once in a flashback explaining how Alucard became the way he is in the story, and as that was a flashback to World War I it's not really known if he's even still alive in 2011, much less [[DistantFinale 2041]].

* TheReveal: Master Cheif's identity is revealed in the tenth chapter. [[spoiler:He's Kamina]].

* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: ''Three examples''. Carl to Pip (especially given that the former's introduction is him [[spoiler:accidentally killing the latter]]), Master Cheif/[[spoiler:Kamina]] to Alucard (Integra flat-out said that she wanted to hire someone to replace Alucard [[spoiler:after his death]]), and Quimby to Integra.

** [[spoiler:The Master Cheif. His addition to Hecksing (or specifically, the reason for it) spoils the fact that Alucard has died, he's generally an UnexpectedCharacter, his "identity" as actually being Kamina ''was'' supposed to be a surprise (because very little was ''done'' with him being Kamina, it doesn't feel that way), and he is quickly offed just before the story's epilogue.]]

** Averted thanks to ''Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals'': Cheif Wiggim appears at the end of chapter 8 to arrest Integra as well as Seras and Rip (who were riding with her at the time) for speeding, however he never appears in the court room itself or gets a nod in the epilogue. Even what happens to him after he presumably sends the three to the court (which is paradoxically [[FridgeLogic in anot]][[InvokedTrope her country]]) is unknown, since him taking them to the court not only happens off screen, but in between chapters. The aversion is how the fake-author openly aknowledges that they forgot to mention what happens to him, so [[spoiler:he's killed off ''while'' transporting Seras, Rip, and Integra to the court room (his car being on auto-pilot is what takes them there), and in-fic the reason why he's not mentioned in the epilogue is because he's considered more of a HHC character than a HUC character. Even though John and Jade's final fates are spoiled in said epilogue.]]

A semi-sequel, ''FanFic/HousestuckHurrcainCrconikals'', was released on the annaversary of HUC's first chapter. It takes place in the same universe as HUC, and focuses on the ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' characters, as well as elaborating a little more on the rest of the chapter 9 jury and the world in general. There is also a sort of {{Crossover}}, ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9936851/1/Carl-Stevens-Universe Carl Stevens Universe]]'', where the members of Hecksing who survived in HUC ([[spoiler:Carl, Seras, Rip, and the Captain]]) get into a bit of a quarrel with the [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Crystal Gems.]]

* [[spoiler:UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler: It's a badfic of a series with Nazis as the main villain. Him being the BiggerBad is kind of a given.]]

** Averted thanks to ''Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals'': Cheif Wiggim appears at the end of chapter 8 to arrest Integra as well as Seras and Rip (who were riding with her at the time) for speeding, however he never appears in the court room itself or gets a nod in the epilogue. Even what happens to him after he presumably sends the three to the court (which is paradoxically [[FridgeLogic in anot]][[InvokedTrope her country]]) is unknown, since him taking them to the court not only happens off screen, but in between chapters. The aversion is how the fake-author openly aknowledges that they forgot to mention what happens to him, so [[spoiler:he's killed off ''while'' transporting Seras, Rip, and Integra to the court room (his car being on auto-pilot is what takes them there), and in-fic the reason why he's not mentioned in the epilogue is because he's considered more of a HHC character than a HUC character. Even though John and Jade's finaly fates are spoiled in said epilogue.]]

* AuthorAppeal: Great Pikmin Fan likes ''Total Drama'', ''Homestuck'' (starting after he published chapter 4), and as his username implies ''Pikmin''. Let's just leave it at that. Pikmin Fan also apparantly doesn't like modern ''Simpsons'', openly mocking it in one of the first lines of the fan fic and [[spoiler:killing or near-killing (in Quimby's case) every character from that series to appear except Wiggim]]. The sexual variant of this trope is parodied with Rip.

** Cheif Wiggim appears at the end of chapter 8 to arrest Integra as well as Seras and Rip (who were riding with her at the time) for speeding, however he never appears in the court room itself or gets a nod in the epilogue. Even what happens to him after he presumably sends the three to the court (which is paradoxically [[FridgeLogic in anot]][[InvokedTrope her country]]) is unknown, since him taking them to the court not only happens off screen, but in between chapters. This is weirder because he makes a re-appearance in ''Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals'', although it's days before where he would appear in HUC.

A semi-sequel, ''FanFic/HousestuckHurrcainCrconikals'', was released on the annaversary of HUC's first chapter. It takes place in the same universe as HUC, and focuses on the ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' characters, as well as elaborating a little more on the rest of the chapter 9 jury and the world in general. There is also an upcoming sort of {{Crossover}}, ''Carl Stevens Universe'', where the members of Hecksing who survived in HUC ([[spoiler:Carl, Seras, Rip, and the Captain]]) get into a bit of a quarrel with the [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Crystal Gems.]] According to the author, the rough draft of that story is already finished, though when the final draft is out is anyone's guess.

* RatedMForManly:
** Just about everything after [[spoiler:Alucard's death]], where the fan fic pretty much stops pretending it has a plot and turns into "Let's kill the Nazis!" Carl especially is a bad offender.
** Carl's route near the end of chapter 8 deserves special mention. He and the Master Chief are chasing a flying werewolf carrying the president, and eventually [[spoiler:the Chief shoots said werewolf casually]]. Then a giant David Hasselhoff comes out of ''nowhere'' to give them a ride back to London, and on this ride [[spoiler:they are attacked by Jan, who has a robotic arm with rocket jets and poison swords. By the way, Jan uses said robo-arm to lift off a quarter of a blown up aircraft carrier]].
** To a lesser extent, the stuff Alucard does could count as well.