History FanFic / OneThousandTearzOrDeth

* StealthParody: It's quite possible that the author wrote both the terrible story ''and'' the snarky comments of her ''sister'' to make fun of ''My Immortal''.

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3309723/1/ 1000 tearz or deth]]'' is a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' Fanfic about an emo american girl at Hogwarts with an OverlyLongName, written by a [[SmallNameBigEgo rude author]] who loves to insult prepz. Yes, that does sound familiar, but it actually predates ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' by a year. Somehow, the spelling and grammar manages to be even worse than that of its spiritual cousin, although the snarky comments of the [[SnarkKnight beta reader]] and her grammar improved version of the text are worth reading.

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3309723/1/ 1000TearzOrDeth]] is a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' Fanfic about an emo american girl at Hogwarts with an OverlyLongName, written by a [[SmallNameBigEgo rude author]] who loves to insult prepz. Yes, that does sound familiar, but it actually predates ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' by a year. Somehow, the spelling and grammar manages to be even worse than that of its spiritual cousin, although the snarky comments of the [[SnarkKnight beta reader]] and her grammar improved version of the text are worth reading.

* CostumePorn

* HurricaneOfPuns: Obligatory for a ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' clone. Yes, they are pointed out.

* OurDemonsAreDifferent: The "demon of emoness", which is a tree.

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3309723/1/ 1000TearzOrDeth]] is a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' Fanfic about an emo american girl at Hogwarts with an OverlyLongName, written by a [[SmallNameBigEgo rude author]] who loves to insult prepz. Yes, that does sound familiar, but it actually predates ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' by a year. Somehow, the [[UpToEleven spelling and grammar manages to be even worse than that of its spiritual cousin]], although the snarky comments of the [[SnarkKnight beta reader]] and her grammar improved version of the text are worth reading.

* HollywoodNerd: Has them added to the goth vs prep dynamic, though mostly it's just complimentary to the goth.

-->-- The stories beta reader, who's also the authors sister

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3309723/1/ 1000TearzOrDeth]] is a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' Fanfic about an emo american girl at Hogwarts with an OverlyLongName, written by a [[SmallNameBigEgo rude author]] who loves to insult prepz. Yes, [[Fanfic/MyImmortal that does sound familiar]], but it actually predates it by a year. Somehow, the [[UpToEleven spelling and grammar manages to be even worse than that of its spiritual cousin]], although the snarky comments of the [[SnarkKnight beta reader]] and her grammar improved version of the text are worth reading.

* DeadpanSnarker - The beta reader, who's also the authors sister, until she just gave up and stopped even reading the story.
* HurricaneOfPuns - Obligatory for a ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' clone. Yes, they are pointed out.

* JerkJock - The fic introduces "joks" to the [[Fanfic/MyImmortal now standard]] preps vs. goths dynamic.
* NobleWolf - A [[DirtyCoward supposedly cool]] one appears in the first chapter to deliver the protagonist the letter from Hogwarts. An owl like everyone else wasn't good enough.
* OurDemonsAreDifferent - The "demon of emoness", which is a tree.
* OverlyLongName - Atera Darkness Amy Nny Gerard Klesa Quella Elddir, although everyone calls her Amy.
* StealthParody - It's quite possible that the author wrote both the terrible story ''and'' the snarky comments of her ''sister'' to make fun of [[Fanfic/MyImmortal My Immortal]].
* TrollFic - Likely, because it resembles ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' in many ways. Officially, it's basically a [[Fanfic/MyImmortal Raven/Tara]] scenario where the "Raven" is the "Tara's" older sister. The final chapter lacks the supposed beta and has the author act more apologetically and mature, so it might be genuine.
* TheGloriousWarOfSisterlyRivalry - The [[SmallNameBigEgo author]] and her [[SnarkKnight sister]].
* WhenTreesAttack: A tree that proclaims itself the "demon of emoness" comes to life when our "heroes" stand in the forest. [[OneSceneWonder It doesn't do anything]], though.

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3309723/1/ 1000TearzOrDeth]] is a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' Fanfic about an emo american girl at Hogwarts with an OverlyLongName, written by a [[SmallNameBigEgo rude author]] who loves to insult prepz. Yes, [[Fanfic/MyImmortal that does sound familiar]], but it actually predates it by an year. Somehow, the [[UpToEleven spelling and grammar manages to be even worse than that of its spiritual cousin]], although the snarky comments of the [[SnarkKnight beta reader]] and her grammar improved version of the text are worth reading.

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3309723/1/ 1000TearzOrDeth]] is a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' Fanfic about an emo american girl at Hogwarts with an OverlyLongName, written by a [[SmallNameBigEgo rude author]] who loves to insult prepz. Yes, [[MyImmortal that does sound familiar]], but it actually predates it by an year. Somehow, the [[UpToEleven spelling and grammar manages to be even worse than that of its spiritual cousin]], although the snarky comments of the [[SnarkKnight beta reader]] and her grammar improved version of the text are worth reading.

* HurricaneOfPuns - Obligatory for a ''MyImmortal'' clone. Yes, they are pointed out.

* JerkJock - The fic introduces "joks" to the [[MyImmortal now standard]] preps vs. goths dynamic.

* StealthParody - It's quite possible that the author wrote both the terrible story ''and'' the snarky comments of her ''sister'' to make fun of [[MyImmortal My Immortal]].
* TrollFic - Likely, because it resembles ''MyImmortal'' in many ways. Officially, it's basically a [[MyImmortal Raven/Tara]] scenario where the "Raven" is the "Tara's" older sister. The final chapter lacks the supposed beta and has the author act more apologetically and mature, so it might be genuine.

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3309723/1/ 1000TearzOrDeth]] is a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' Fanfic about an emo american girl at Hogwarts with an OverlyLongName, written by a [[SmallNameBigEgo rude author]] who loves to insult prepz. Yes, it's a clone [[MyImmortal of the most infamous Fanfic ever]]. Somehow, the [[UpToEleven spelling and grammar manages to be even worse than that of its spiritual predecessor]], although the snarky comments of the [[SnarkKnight beta reader]] and her grammar improved version of the text are worth reading.

* TheGloriousWarOfSisterlyRivalry - The [[SmallNameBigEgo author]] and her [[SnarkKnight sister]].

* RuleOfCool: A [[DirtyCoward supposedlu cool]] one appears in the first chapter to deliver the protagonist the letter from Hogwarts. An owl like everyone else wasn't good enough.

* BigBadassWolf: A [[DirtyCoward supposed]] one appears in the first chapter to deliver the protagonist the letter from Hogwarts.

* TrollFic - Likely, because it resembles ''MyImmortal'' in so many ways. Officially, it's basically a [[MyImmortal Raven/Tara]] scenario where the "Raven" is the "Tara's" older sister. The final chapter lacks the supposed beta and has the author act more apologetically and mature, so it might actually be genuine, however.

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3309723/1/ 1000TearzOrDeth]] is a [[HarryPotter Harry Potter]] Fanfic about an emo american girl at Hogwarts with an [[OverlyLongName Overly Long Name]], written by a [[SmallNameBigEgo rude author]] who loves to insult prepz. Yes, it's a clone [[MyImmortal of the most infamous Fanfic ever]]. Somehow, the [[UpToEleven spelling and grammar manages to be even worse than that of its spiritual predecessor]], although the snarky comments of the [[SnarkKnight beta reader]] and her grammar improved version of the text are worth reading.

* TrollFic - Likely, because it resembles ''MyImmortal'' in so many ways. Officially, it's basically a [[MyImmortal Raven/Tara]] scenario where the "Raven" is the "Tara's" older sister. The final chapter lascks the supposed beta and has the author act more apologetically and mature, so it might actually be genuine, however.

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3309723/1/ 1000TearzOrDeth]] is a [[HarryPotter Harry Potter]] Fanfic about an emo girl at hogwarts with an [[OverlyLongName Overly Long Name]], written by a [[SmallNameBigEgo rude author]] who loves to insult prepz. Yes, it's a clone [[MyImmortal of the most infamous Fanfic ever]]. Somehow, the [[UpToEleven spelling and grammar manages to be even worse than that of its spiritual predecessor]], although the snarky comments of the [[SnarkKnight beta reader]] and her grammar improved version of the text are worth reading.

* TrollFic - Likely, because it resembles ''MyImmortal'' in so many ways.

* HurricaneOfPuns - Obligatory for a [[MyImmortal My Immortal clone]]. Yes, they are pointed out.

* TrollFic - Likely, because it resembles [[MyImmortal My Immortal]] in so many ways.

* TheGloriousWarOfSisterlyRivalry - The [[TedBaxter author]] and her [[SnarkKnight sister]].

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3309723/1/ 1000TearzOrDeth]] is a [[HarryPotter Harry Potter]] Fanfic about an emo girl at hogwarts with an [[OverlyLongName Overly Long Name]], written by a [[SmallNameBigEgo rude author]] who loves to insult prepz. Yes, it's a clone [[MyImmortal of the most infamous Fanfic ever]]. Somehow, the [[BeyondTheImpossible spelling and grammar manages to be even worse than that of its spiritual predecessor]], although the snarky comments of the [[SnarkKnight beta reader]] and her grammar improved version of the text are worth reading.

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3309723/1/ 1000TearzOrDeth]] is a [[HarryPotter Harry Potter]] Fanfic about an emo girl at hogwarts with an [[OverlyLongName Overly Long Name]], written by a [[SmallNameBigEgo rude author]] who loves to insult prepz. Yes, it's a clone [[MyImmortal of the most infamous Fanfic ever]]. Somehow, the [[BeyondTheImpossible spelling and grammar manages to be even worse than that of its spiritual predecessor]], making it [=~DarthWiki/So Bad It's Horrible~=], although the snarky comments of the [[SnarkKnight beta reader]] and her grammar improved version of the text are worth reading.

* TrollFic - Likely, because it resembles [[MyImmortal My Immortal]] in so many ways.

* TrollFic - Likely, because it resembles [[MyImmortal My Immortal]] in so many ways.
* {{Wangst}} - It's a [[MyImmortal My Immortal]] ripoff, what did you expect?

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3309723/1/ 1000TearzOrDeth]] is a [[HarryPotter Harry Potter]] Fanfic about an emo girl at hogwarts with an [[OverlyLongName Overly Long Name]], written by a [[SmallNameBigEgo rude author]] who loves to insult prepz. Yes, it's a clone [[MyImmortal of the most infamous Fanfic ever]]. Somehow, the [[BeyondTheImpossible spelling and grammar manages to be even worse than that of its spiritual predecessor]], making it [=~DarthWiki/So Bad It's Horrible~=], although the snarky comments of the [[SnarkKnight beta reader]] and his grammar improved version of the text are worth reading.

''Beta's Note: Hello again. Turns out that even after the last ordeal, she still wants to write this crap. I apologize ahead of time. On the bright side she seems to have gotten over the need to write 'Geddit' after every time she wrote 'sad' or something equally stupid.''
-> The stories beta reader, who's also the authors sister