->''Beta's Note: Hello again. Turns out that even after the last ordeal, she still wants to write this crap. I apologize ahead of time. On the bright side she seems to have gotten over the need to write 'Geddit' after every time she wrote 'sad' or something equally stupid.''
-->-- The stories beta reader, who's also the authors sister

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3309723/1/ 1000TearzOrDeth]] is a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' Fanfic about an emo american girl at Hogwarts with an OverlyLongName, written by a [[SmallNameBigEgo rude author]] who loves to insult prepz. Yes, [[MyImmortal that does sound familiar]], but it actually predates it by an year. Somehow, the [[UpToEleven spelling and grammar manages to be even worse than that of its spiritual cousin]], although the snarky comments of the [[SnarkKnight beta reader]] and her grammar improved version of the text are worth reading.

!!This work provides examples of:

* CostumePorn
* DeadpanSnarker - The beta reader, who's also the authors sister, until she just gave up and stopped even reading the story.
* HurricaneOfPuns - Obligatory for a ''MyImmortal'' clone. Yes, they are pointed out.
* HollywoodNerd: Has them added to the goth vs prep dynamic, though mostly it's just complimentary to the goth.
* JerkJock - The fic introduces "joks" to the [[MyImmortal now standard]] preps vs. goths dynamic.
* NobleWolf - A [[DirtyCoward supposedly cool]] one appears in the first chapter to deliver the protagonist the letter from Hogwarts. An owl like everyone else wasn't good enough.
* OverlyLongName - Atera Darkness Amy Nny Gerard Klesa Quella Elddir, although everyone calls her Amy.
* StealthParody - It's quite possible that the author wrote both the terrible story ''and'' the snarky comments of her ''sister'' to make fun of [[MyImmortal My Immortal]].
* TrollFic - Likely, because it resembles ''MyImmortal'' in many ways. Officially, it's basically a [[MyImmortal Raven/Tara]] scenario where the "Raven" is the "Tara's" older sister. The final chapter lacks the supposed beta and has the author act more apologetically and mature, so it might be genuine.
* TheGloriousWarOfSisterlyRivalry - The [[SmallNameBigEgo author]] and her [[SnarkKnight sister]].
* WhenTreesAttack: A tree that proclaims itself the "demon of emoness" comes to life when our "heroes" stand in the forest. [[OneSceneWonder It doesn't do anything]], though.