History FanFic / HowHogwartsBecameANudistColony

* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: "Not with your sister in the broom closet, that's for sure."

* DracoInLeatherPants: Played with. Draco is portrayed as your standard fanon!Draco. However, Draco not being his canon self is one of the things OnlySaneMan Harry is enraged about. [[invoked]]

* EverybodyHasLotsOfSex: Yes, yes, they do. After Hogwarts goes nudist, it quickly turns into a free-love commune. The sex is not really shown, however, and is mostly just implied.

-->''Harry did indeed look amazed. "I'm at a bloody school filled with bloody nudists, and my friend telling a lie—the same friend who started this bloody nudist rally for house elf rights—is suppose to shock and amaze me?! I'm way past SHOCK AND AMAZEMENT right now, thank you very much, straight-Malfoy!"''
* FramingDevice: Dumbledore tells Harry the story of how... well, read the title.

* HowWeGotHere

* NakedPeopleAreFunny: The whole premise, really

** Hint: I Spy, with my little eye, something [[spoiler: [[BananaPeel yellow]]]].

* TooMuchInformation: Harry's reaction to some parts of the story.

* IWasJustJoking: Snape put the idea of streaking for house-elf rights in Hermione's head, most emphatically not expecting her to actually do it.

!!Tropes:

* TeacherStudentRomance: Hermione and Snape have a great deal of sexual tension throughout the story and are implied to have had a sexual encounter of some kind when Hermione took Snape aside to put makeup over his Dark Mark.

* TeacherStudentRomance: Hermione and Snape have a great deal sexual tension throughout the story and are implied to have had a sexual encounter when Hermione took Snape aside to put makeup over his Dark Mark.

* NakedPeopleAreFunny

* RagingStiffie: Snape gets one while Hermione is helping him put makeup over his Dark Mark. He [[HandOrObjectUnderwear tries to hide it with a pillow]], but she eventually realizes what's happening and seems very into it too. An outraged Harry interrupts the story at this point and demands that Dumbledore skip this part, which he reluctantly agrees to do. Later on, Snape refers to "makeup" in a way that implies that this incident, um, lead to something.

After spending two weeks battling Voldemort, Harry returns to Hogwarts only to find, as the title suggests, that it's a [[NudistResort nudist colony]] now. Additionally, the school houses have been abolished and Draco Malfoy is now quite chummy with the ex-Gryffindors. Harry is understandably outraged and immediately takes on the OnlySaneMan role as Dumbledore cheerfully [[HowWeGotHere explains what happened while Harry was away]]. As it turns out, the situation arose from a nude protest Hermione made for house-elf rights.

After spending two weeks battling Voldemort, Harry returns to Hogwarts only to find, as the title suggests, that it's a nudist colony now. Additionally, the school houses have been abolished and Draco Malfoy is now quite chummy with the ex-Gryffindors. Harry is understandably outraged and immediately takes on the OnlySaneMan role as Dumbledore cheerfully [[HowWeGotHere explains what happened while Harry was away]]. As it turns out, the situation arose from a nude protest Hermione made for house-elf rights.

* BoldInflation: Standard [[KanyeWest caps-lock key equating to loudness]]. Lampshaded.

** Hint: I Spy, with my little eye, something [[spoiler: [[BananaPeel yellow]]]]

Can be differentiated from ''HogwartsExposed'' by the fact that it runs on RuleOfFunny. The author created [[http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-384846.html two]] [[http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-384856.html illustrations]] for the story.

''HarryPotter'' humor FanFic (see [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2179136/1/How_Hogwarts_Became_a_Nudist_Colony here]]) authored by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/417305/Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands]].

* HoYay: Ron and Draco. {{Lampshaded}}. [[RunningGag Repeatedly]].

'''Tropes''':

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* PeekABoo: A rare literary version in the first chapter where all of the male character are coincidentally carrying broomsticks in front of them, the hut where Hermione is working has just recently built a new fence, and Dumbledore is happily ensconced behind his desk.

Can be differentiated from ''HogwartsExposed'' by the fact that it runs on RuleOfFunny.

After spending two weeks battling Voldemort, Harry returns to Hogwarts only to find, as the title suggests, that it's a nudist colony now. Additionally, the school houses have been abolished and Draco Malfoy is now [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean quite chummy]] with the ex-Gryffindors. Harry is understandably outraged and immediately takes on the OnlySaneMan role as Dumbledore cheerfully [[HowWeGotHere explains what happened while Harry was away]]. As it turns out, the situation arose from a nude protest Hermione made for house-elf rights.

* {{Shipping}}: Snape/Hermione, Ron/Pansy and Draco/Ginny

* HilariousInHindsight: In light of ''{{Equus}}'', it's ironic that Harry is the one character who ''doesn't'' want to take off his clothes.
** The idea of Hogwarts being a bastion of nudism gets an extra kick when you know of ''FanFic/HogwartsExposed''.

* TooMuchInformation: Harry's reaction to some parts of the story

** The idea of Hogwarts being a bastion of nudism gets an extra kick when you know of ''HogwartsExposed''.

* BoldInflation: Standard [[KanyeWest caps-lock key equating to loudness]]. Lampshaded.

* FramingDevice: Dumbledore tells Harry the story of how... well, read the title.

* GirlOnGirlIsHot: Ron and Draco think so when Ginny and Pansy get into a naked (of course) CatFight. When Harry asks [[BrotherSisterIncest certain questions about this]], Dumbledore assures him that "[[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Mr. Weasley's ardor was fueled strictly by the sight of Miss Parkinson's assets]]."
* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: Draco is straight now.

* HilariousInHindsight: In light of ''{{Equus}}'', it's ironic that Harry is the one character who ''doesn't'' want to take off his clothes.
* HowWeGotHere
* HoYay: Ron and Draco. {{Lampshaded}}. [[RunningGag Repeatedly]].
* IKnowYouKnowIKnow: "Or at least we don't think that he knows what we know about what you know about what he knows."
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall:

* LoopholeAbuse: Turns out the school handbook requires robes to be purchased by all students, but says nothing about actually wearing them.
* NakedPeopleAreFunny
* IWasJustJoking: Snape put the idea of streaking for house-elf rights in Hermione's head, most emphatically not expecting her to actually do it.
* OnlySaneMan: Harry, [[spoiler:until the end when he succumbs to the madness. Or sees the light, depending on your interpretation.]]
* PeekABoo: A rare literary version in the first chapter where all of the male character are coincidentally carrying broomsticks in front of them, the hut where Hermione is working has just recently built a new fence, and Dumbledore is happily ensconced behind his desk.
* {{Retcon}}: The story about the night Harry's parents died is changed rather dramatically from the original series.
** Hint: I Spy, with my little eye, something [[spoiler:BananaPeel yellow]]
* {{Shipping}}: Snape/Hermione, Ron/Pansy and Draco/Ginny
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: "Not with your sister in the broom closet, that's for sure."
* ThatCameOutWrong: Harry and Voldemort are forced to fight the FinalBattle with giant spoons, causing Voldemort to say "Potter, I will spoon you to death if it's the last thing I ever do."
* TooMuchInformation: Harry's reaction to some parts of the story