History FanFic / ChristianHumberReloaded

* ForgottenPhlebotinum -- For whatever reason Vash either forgets or deliberately fights without his full suite of powers. It's ambiguous as to if the author himself loses track of his powers, or if in-story Vash is GenreSavvy enough to know that lowballing his fights enables EleventhHourSuperpower excellence.

Sadly, this bullying continues today. Humber's family has been harassed by what we must assume to be [[TooDumbToLive idiots.]] The webcomic by NormalMan has came to an end after Humber's family filed a complaint (as they thought he was one of the bullies, not understanding that he was a genuine fan of Humber's work), and many videos relating to Christian Humber Reloaded have been taken down. This is why we can't have nice things, people!

* TrainingFromHell -- His training with the Toa, which includes being weighed down with the heaviest metal (which Normalman notes is the incredibly unmasculine Osmium). Vash inflicts this on himself when need be, training in such places as the center of a black hole and [[SilentHill the Otherworld]]. Briefly inverted when he trains in the Farplane--training from Heaven, as it were.

* MegaCrossover -- In order of introduction: ''{{Trigun}}'', ''DragonballZ'', ''{{Bionicle}}'', ''SonicTheHedgehog'', ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar'', ''Anime/FinalFantasyUnlimited'', ''Manga/InuYasha'' (in the form of a white Shikon jewel smacking him in the head), ''{{Starcraft}}'', ''KingdomHearts'', ''OutlawStar'' (via a "Castor" shotgun!), ''Film/TheMatrix'' (blatantly stealing several action scenes from the first movie), ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'' (with weapons renamed after ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' mainstays), ''Inu Yasha'' again (recasting Vash as Inu Yasha), ''Franchise/{{Halo}}'', ''WolfsRain'', ''VideoGame/MegaManX'', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'', ''PrinceOfPersia'' (circa Playstation 2/Xbox), ''{{Hellsing}}'', and last and least ''StreetSharks''. That's a total of nineteen different series crossed over, repeatedly. That is, a total of nineteen that the average nerd would recognize. Beyond this there are any number of cliche storylines, plotlines gingerly taken from existing movies and other media, and truly bizarre digressions and statements that may be references to stuff the average Internet jockey can't begin to identify. References can be quite subtle and nearly relentless.

* MegaCrossover -- In order of introduction: ''{{Trigun}}'', ''DragonballZ'', ''{{Bionicle}}'', ''SonicTheHedgehog'', ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar'', ''Anime/FinalFantasyUnlimited'', ''InuYasha'' (in the form of a white Shikon jewel smacking him in the head), ''{{Starcraft}}'', ''KingdomHearts'', ''OutlawStar'' (via a "Castor" shotgun!), ''Film/TheMatrix'' (blatantly stealing several action scenes from the first movie), ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'' (with weapons renamed after ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' mainstays), ''Inu Yasha'' again (recasting Vash as Inu Yasha), ''Franchise/{{Halo}}'', ''WolfsRain'', ''VideoGame/MegaManX'', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'', ''PrinceOfPersia'' (circa Playstation 2/Xbox), ''{{Hellsing}}'', and last and least ''StreetSharks''. That's a total of nineteen different series crossed over, repeatedly. That is, a total of nineteen that the average nerd would recognize. Beyond this there are any number of cliche storylines, plotlines gingerly taken from existing movies and other media, and truly bizarre digressions and statements that may be references to stuff the average Internet jockey can't begin to identify. References can be quite subtle and nearly relentless.

* CrapsackWorld -- Y'know the setting that gave the birth to {{GRIMDARK}}? That's canon in CHR. So is VideoGame/{{Doom}} and {{Starcraft}}, {{Halo}} and its bloody planet-obliterating war went down in the past despite it still being the modern day somehow, WolfsRain and its the-earth-is-literally-dying backstory is in... Really, this planet was screwed royally even before Vash showed up.

* MegaCrossover -- In order of introduction: ''{{Trigun}}'', ''DragonballZ'', ''{{Bionicle}}'', ''SonicTheHedgehog'', ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar'', ''Anime/FinalFantasyUnlimited'', ''InuYasha'' (in the form of a white Shikon jewel smacking him in the head), ''{{Starcraft}}'', ''KingdomHearts'', ''OutlawStar'' (via a "Castor" shotgun!), ''Film/TheMatrix'' (blatantly stealing several action scenes from the first movie), ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'' (with weapons renamed after ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' mainstays), ''Inu Yasha'' again (recasting Vash as Inu Yasha), ''{{Halo}}'', ''WolfsRain'', ''VideoGame/MegaManX'', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'', ''PrinceOfPersia'' (circa Playstation 2/Xbox), ''{{Hellsing}}'', and last and least ''StreetSharks''. That's a total of nineteen different series crossed over, repeatedly. That is, a total of nineteen that the average nerd would recognize. Beyond this there are any number of cliche storylines, plotlines gingerly taken from existing movies and other media, and truly bizarre digressions and statements that may be references to stuff the average Internet jockey can't begin to identify. References can be quite subtle and nearly relentless.

* MegaCrossover -- In order of introduction: ''{{Trigun}}'', ''DragonballZ'', ''{{Bionicle}}'', ''SonicTheHedgehog'', ''DawnOfWar'', ''Anime/FinalFantasyUnlimited'', ''InuYasha'' (in the form of a white Shikon jewel smacking him in the head), ''{{Starcraft}}'', ''KingdomHearts'', ''OutlawStar'' (via a "Castor" shotgun!), ''Film/TheMatrix'' (blatantly stealing several action scenes from the first movie), ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'' (with weapons renamed after ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' mainstays), ''Inu Yasha'' again (recasting Vash as Inu Yasha), ''{{Halo}}'', ''WolfsRain'', ''VideoGame/MegaManX'', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'', ''PrinceOfPersia'' (circa Playstation 2/Xbox), ''{{Hellsing}}'', and last and least ''StreetSharks''. That's a total of nineteen different series crossed over, repeatedly. That is, a total of nineteen that the average nerd would recognize. Beyond this there are any number of cliche storylines, plotlines gingerly taken from existing movies and other media, and truly bizarre digressions and statements that may be references to stuff the average Internet jockey can't begin to identify. References can be quite subtle and nearly relentless.

* ShoutOut -- "[[MegaManBattleNetwork location reached, facing Chaos, battle routine set, Execute!]]”

* AnachronismStew -- The stories seem to take place in the modern day of Earth... even though the "modern day" is also concurrent with Starcraft (in the 2500's) and Warhammer 40,000 (in the... 40,000's) and has Halo (in the 2550's) in the apparent past.

* CrossOver -- With ''VisualNovel/AceAttorney'' (Phoenix Wright represents Vash when he's tried for his corrupted self's killings, but can't get him off), and Series/{{House}} (when Vash takes Season-Bringer to the hospital.

Now has a [[Characters/ChristianHumberReloaded character sheet]] which NeedsMoreLove.

* HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct -- Averted, but without the time travel. No, this story does not take place during WorldWarII, Hitler's just there to be assassinated, with no explanation. Bladevash kills Hitler, then kills the man who hired him, then uses the reward money to buy a sword.

As the legend goes, Christian Humber was a typical highly antisocial high school student who was addicted to {{anime}} and VideoGames of all sorts. One day, those running the boarding school he attended performed an "intervention" (since they didn't approve of students being into those kinds of things) and took away his action figures, anime, computer, and other items. Deprived of his geeky trove, Christian took rage any fanboy can sympathize with, channeled it onto paper, and wrote...[[http://christianhumberreloaded.thecomicseries.com/originalstory1/ this]].

The fanfic is also notable as a case of cyber-bullying. A group of students at the school noticed Christian's writing and one of them pretended to be his friend for the sole purpose of getting a copy. The group proceeded to post it online for the sole purpose of humiliating Humber over the Internet (because, as we all know, KidsAreCruel and TeensareMonsters). They were eventually forced by the school to publicly apologize for their harassment, but it was too late by then: they'd already unleashed the monstrous fanfic on us all and the name of Christian Humber had become infamous worldwide. Luckily, their plan backfired, since they are known as assholes while Humber's work has earned cult status for the reasons stated above.

Humber has recently revealed that he intended on posting the story eventually, though in his time on the internet he has yet to do so. More than anything else, the story serves as a very private look into the mind of a troubled youth.

The fanfic is also notable as a case of cyber-bullying. A group of students at the school noticed Christian's writing. One of them pretended to be his friend, obtained a copy, and the group proceeded to post it online with the sole purpose of humiliating Humber online (because, as we all know, KidsAreCruel and TeensareMonsters). They were eventually forced by the school to publicly apologize for their harassment, but it was too late by then: they'd already unleashed the monstrous fanfic on us all and the name of Christian Humber had become infamous worldwide. Luckily, their plan backfired, since they are known as assholes while Humber's work has earned cult status for the reasons stated above.

As the legend goes, Christian Humber was a typical highly antisocial high school student who was addicted to {{anime}} and VideoGames of all sorts. Eventually, those running the boarding school he attended decided to perform an intervention in the hope of [[ATaleOfTwoCities recalling him to life]], and took away all his story-drugs. With nothing to spend his time on, Christian wrote...[[http://christianhumberreloaded.thecomicseries.com/originalstory1/ this]].

A group of students at the school obtained a copy from Christian, which they then spread online for all to see with the sole intention of causing Humber humiliation. They were eventually forced by the school to publicly apologize for their harassment, but it was too late by then: they'd already unleashed the monstrous fanfic on us all and the name of Christian Humber had become infamous worldwide. Humber has recently revealed that he intended on posting the story eventually, though in his time on the internet he has yet to do so. More than anything else, the story serves as a very private look into the mind of a troubled youth.

The story, its [[{{spork}} "autopsy,"]] and its webcomic adaptation can be found [[http://christianhumberreloaded.thecomicseries.com/ here]]. A second story by the author [[Fanfic/{{Experiment117}} has been recently discovered]].

Update: The webcomic by NormalMan has sadly come to an end after Humber's family filed a complaint, and many videos relating to Christian Humber Reloaded have been taken down. Further, his family has been harassed by what we must assume to be [[TooDumbToLive idiots.]] Don't be like that.

* {{Self-Destructive Charge}} -- Kekanu's family after Kithongo perishes in battle.

** "Not even God and Satin could stop me."

* DisproportionateRetribution -- Vash plans to "wipe out (Soku's) entire gene pool" for turning him in to the police. For the record, wiping out her gene pool would involve wiping out ''the entire human race.'' Apparently for him it just means her extended family.

* NoEnding:The story simply stops at the end of part 6, rather than ending.

Not to be confused with another [[{{Sonichu}} Christian]].

* AcquiredPoisonImmunity -- Humber becomes immune to tranquilizers after several incidents where they unceremoniously knock him out.
* AllYourPowersCombined -- Humber's "sides" seem to exist almost independently of each other, only "stacking" when they are explicitly "united." Goes triply overboard when he can "combine" all of his "sides" as well as engaging all his super modes at once.

* AntiHero -- Humber is Type V, going after people like criminals with no regard for human life or collateral damage.

* {{BFG}} -- From time to time Humber will forgo using his almighty magical swords to fight with completely mundane (albeit military-grade) firearms. These are often patterned after weapons from VideoGame/{{Doom}}, but named after bits and pieces from Franchise/FinalFantasy (e.g. the Thundaga Hellfragger rocket launcher and the '''M'''other '''o'''f All '''G'''uns).

* BoringInvincibleHero -- In a startling display, ''averted'' for stretches at a time. While Humber invariably bounces back to victory, he faces a handful of losses and (extremely temporary) setbacks on the road to glory. He would be considerably less boring-invincible if he didn't gleefully skip past years of recovery at a time and use said recovery time to pack in millions of off-screen adventures.
* BoxedCrook -- While in prison, Humber is recruited to hunt down convicts.

* ColonelBadass -- Humber leads the fight with his allies on many occasions, and ends up doing everything due to his insane power level. Particularly notable when he leads the Dark Templars, the Toa, [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and Season-Bringer]] against a billion-strong army of Zerg and winds up killing all of them but the Queen of Blades herself.
* ComicBookTime -- Humber should be pushing 70 by the time the known story ends and is at middle age for much of the story, and he's even older when you factor in he's part wolf, but this is never brought up in-story. Even decades-long time skips leave the world with more-or-less modern technology.
* CrapsackWorld -- Y'know the setting that gave the birth to {{GRIMDARK}}? That's canon in CHR. So is VideoGame/{{Doom}} and {{Starcraft}}, {{Halo}} and its bloody planet-obliterating war went down in the past despite it still being the modern day somehow, WolfsRain and its the-earth-is-literally-dying backstory is in... Really, this planet was screwed royally even before Humber showed up.

* CutsceneIncompetence -- The only time Humber is ever vulnerable or able to be beaten is when the protagonist of a video game would be vulnerable due to cutscene incompetence. Seriously, check 'em out!

* ForgottenFallenFriend -- Sometimes Humber forgets his parents are supposed to be dead. Or that his friends are supposed to be dead. Or that his father's soul has just been destroyed, ''seconds after his father dies again,'' because he's too busy freaking out over the death of freaking ''Android 16 from DBZ.''
* ForgottenPhlebotinum -- For whatever reason Humber either forgets or deliberately fights without his full suite of powers. It's ambiguous as to if the author himself loses track of his powers, or if in-story Humber is GenreSavvy enough to know that lowballing his fights enables EleventhHourSuperpower excellence.
* FriendToAllChildren -- Humber at the end of Part I.
* FullFrontalAssault -- In the web comic, after changing from human form to wolf and back again, Humber's spent several pages fighting in the buff. It's just as horrifyingly hilarious as it sounds.
* GadgeteerGenius -- "Genius" is debatable, but Humber assembles a few ridiculously overpowered and unlikely firearms to hunt ghouls just because Alucard said it couldn't be done.

* GodzillaThreshold -- Just to remind you, this setting has roving bands of neo-Mongolian raider hordes, [[TheVirus the Zerg, the Tyranids, the Flood,]] [[TheHeartless the one-and-only Heartless, Fiends born from Unsent dead,]] and [[ZombieApocalypse hell-spawned zombies, Freak-Chip-spawned zombies,]] and flights of genocidal dragons and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking the Chicagoland gangsters that led them to a life of crime]] ALL HAPPENING '''SIMULTANEOUSLY.''' This is why anyone puts up with Humber at all. Really, just putting up with a few million civilian casualties every few years is downright mild compared to what would happen if one or all of the above got to tommyknock around unmolested.
* GoshDangItToHeck -- semi-{{Averted}}. Throughout most of the story, Humber is perfectly fine saying "fuck", "shit", et cetera...but constantly censors the word "b[[spoiler:itch]]". This seems to be because the headmaster of his school was a feminist, and often ranted about how offensive the word was.

* ICantUseTheseThingsTogether -- Averted...massively! The earliest example is when Humber goes toe-to-toe with a demon dragon which can only be harmed by the Shing-Shingo sword, which in turn can only put it to sleep for a thousand years. What does Humber do? Ram it together with one of his backup swords, which combines both their strengths and none of their weaknesses. Down goes the dragon.
* InfinityPlusOneSword -- Tetsume is not only the ultimate sword that can decimate armies, like Humber it continues to level up. By the time the story reaches its midpoint Humber has enough infinity-plus-one swords to outfit the entire cast of any given {{Suikoden}} game.

* LegoGenetics -- [[IncrediblyLamePun Literally.]] Humber is a wolf-saiyan-demon-dragon-Hordeka (from Bionicle, a Lego toyline) who may also have vampire powers [[spoiler:and has a quarter-Saiyan dragon half-brother]].

* MagicAIsMagicA -- Humber is more than willing to see what happens when Magic A collides headlong with Magic B, C, D, Sigma, Guymelef...
* MagicKnight -- While more knightly than magical, Humber makes extensive use of supernatural abilities to compliment his melee combat. Kekanu and his family fight bare-handed as well as with magic spells powerful enough to capture Humber.

* MegaCrossover -- In order of introduction: ''{{Trigun}}'', ''DragonballZ'', ''{{Bionicle}}'', ''SonicTheHedgehog'', ''DawnOfWar'', ''Anime/FinalFantasyUnlimited'', ''InuYasha'' (in the form of a white Shikon jewel smacking him in the head), ''{{Starcraft}}'', ''KingdomHearts'', ''OutlawStar'' (via a "Castor" shotgun!), ''Film/TheMatrix'' (blatantly stealing several action scenes from the first movie), ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'' (with weapons renamed after ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' mainstays), ''Inu Yasha'' again (recasting Humber as Inu Yasha), ''{{Halo}}'', ''WolfsRain'', ''VideoGame/MegaManX'', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'', ''PrinceOfPersia'' (circa Playstation 2/Xbox), ''{{Hellsing}}'', and last and least ''StreetSharks''. That's a total of nineteen different series crossed over, repeatedly. That is, a total of nineteen that the average nerd would recognize. Beyond this there are any number of cliche storylines, plotlines gingerly taken from existing movies and other media, and truly bizarre digressions and statements that may be references to stuff the average Internet jockey can't begin to identify. References can be quite subtle and nearly relentless.

** Sometimes even when the plot ''doesn't'' demand it. Memorably, Humber once read a prophecy in the sky predicting a "hero of light" would stomp some heartless monsters about ten seconds before someone phoned him about a bunch of Heartless in need of a hero to stomp 'em. Whaaaaa

* NoodleIncident -- Tons, including several that we are hypothetically witnessing. Usually invoked to explain why the Queen of Blades has his number or why Humber has Zero (from Megaman X)'s old armor.

* OmnicidalManiac -- Humber himself. He wipes out whole planets as part of a battle with the forces of Chaos, what he calls the "System Destruction Technique."

* PlayingWithSyringes -- The origin of Chridon and Humber's convenient telepathy. [[spoiler:And the origin of Christian Humber himself, at the behest of George W. Bush.]]
* PlotInducedStupidity -- The only reason Humber loses at all is because he's rock bloody stupid. Most evident when he goes from killing an omnipotent incarnation of entropy and being nominated the judge of the dead to getting surprised and poisoned by robot spiders within ''three paragraphs'' of either event.

* TheQuincyPunk -- Humber's general attitude toward life. The generic "punk" style also shows up as the costume of choice for several of his alt modes: "he was wearing tattered chain paints, a torn black T-shirt, no shoes, a torn leather jacket, one ear pierced and he had a spiked necklace on..."

* ScienceIsBad -- Scientists killed his family. Humber later clarifies that he only hates science when it inconveniences him and doesn't like being experimented on, as he has no problem with cybernetic limbs and nuclear weapons.

* SlobsVersusSnobs -- Later in the story, Humber and company descend on a party thrown by some "rich snobs" [[InformedAbility who are never seen acting snobbish]]. Humber and company kill all of them, plus their hundreds of guards, and inflict over a trillion dollars (U.S. dollar or Spiran Gil?) of property damage. All in a day's work.

* SpecialGuest -- A few characters, like Alucard from Hellsing, Android 16 from Dragonball Z, most of the cast of Final Fantasy X, and Zero from Megaman X, appear as what can only be described as guest stars in the ongoing story of Humber. Some just show up to deliver a few lines, hand over their iconic equipment/power, and leave (e.g. the Prince from Prince of Persia shows up to inform Humber that he's just absorbed the Sands of Time and then get freaked out by Sin's skin flakes attacking him and Humber).

* SuperpoweredEvilSide -- The Corrupted Self, in theory, is Humber's "shadow" torn free and set loose. Humber himself is just one massive superpowered evil side, though, as most of his powers are described as "unstable" or incapable of being controlled, and yet he uses them without any regard to consequences.
* SuperMode -- Humber has more superpowered modes than anybody in their right mind would ever need. On the low end, he can transform into any of his component "sides," ranging from a normal wolf to a Hordeka all the way to becoming a dragon or, most commonly, a Super Saiyan. He gains new super modes at the drop of a hat, extending to Kingdom Hearts' drive forms to Franchise/{{Digimon}}'s "ultimate" and "mega" evolutions. Most nightmarishly, he can '''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill stack]]''' super modes.

* ThemeMusicPowerUp -- Invoked by Humber, who occasionally "sets his theme song" in anticipation of ass-kickings to come.
* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill "I was ready to give chaos a whole new meaning of the word "Overkill".

* TimeSkip -- Humber would just skip 5.. 10.. 20 years at a time, completely circumventing recovery from whatever might beset him and allowing him to throw in even more of whatever as the plot demands.

* TrainingFromHell -- His training with the Toa, which includes being weighed down with the heaviest metal (which Normalman notes is the incredibly unmasculine Osmium). Humber inflicts this on himself when need be, training in such places as the center of a black hole and [[SilentHill the Otherworld]]. Briefly inverted when he trains in the Farplane--training from Heaven, as it were.

* VillainousBSOD -- When Season-Bringer tells Humber that they're half-brothers, Humber has an inexplicable breakdown when he insists that his whole family is dead.
* WeaksauceWeakness -- Humber is vulnerable to [[StandardStatusEffects paralysis magic.]] That's right, he's weak against a UselessUsefulSpell!

* YouGottaHaveBlueHair -- Taken to extremes with Humber's super forms, including one with "gold-blue-silver-white hair."

* AdaptationExpansion -- The webcomic often adds dialogue and expands upon scenes that were only touched upon in a sentence or two, such as Humber's early time in prison.

* EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks -- Chridon is apparently a shark creature that is twelve feet tall and his power is comparable to Vash.

* PlanetEris -- The entire universe has a bad case of the crazies.

* {{BFG}} -- From time to time Humber will forgo using his almighty magical swords to fight with completely mundane (albeit military-grade) firearms. These are often patterned after weapons from VideoGame/{{Doom}}, but named after bits and pieces from FinalFantasy (e.g. the Thundaga Hellfragger rocket launcher and the '''M'''other '''o'''f All '''G'''uns).

* MegaCrossover -- In order of introduction: ''{{Trigun}}'', ''DragonballZ'', ''{{Bionicle}}'', ''SonicTheHedgehog'', ''DawnOfWar'', ''FinalFantasy Unlimited'', ''InuYasha'' (in the form of a white Shikon jewel smacking him in the head), ''{{Starcraft}}'', ''KingdomHearts'', ''OutlawStar'' (via a "Castor" shotgun!), ''Film/TheMatrix'' (blatantly stealing several action scenes from the first movie), ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'' (with weapons renamed after ''FinalFantasy'' mainstays), ''Inu Yasha'' again (recasting Humber as Inu Yasha), ''{{Halo}}'', ''WolfsRain'', ''VideoGame/MegaManX'', ''FinalFantasyX'', ''PrinceOfPersia'' (circa Playstation 2/Xbox), ''{{Hellsing}}'', and last and least ''StreetSharks''. That's a total of nineteen different series crossed over, repeatedly. That is, a total of nineteen that the average nerd would recognize. Beyond this there are any number of cliche storylines, plotlines gingerly taken from existing movies and other media, and truly bizarre digressions and statements that may be references to stuff the average Internet jockey can't begin to identify. References can be quite subtle and nearly relentless.

It's hard to describe the plot of the story, not because it's intricate and involved, but because it's very... sporadic, to put it lightly. The first chapters describe a wolf whose family is killed by hunters, and who is subjected to experiments by scientists. Sort of [[TheSecretOfNIMH Rats of NIMH]] by way of WhiteFang, you might say. The last chapters describe a [[GodModeSue cyborg vampire wolf-Saiyan-Demon-Dragon-Horteka armed to the teeth with multiply-apocalyptic superpowers and weapons]] marching on Washington alongside [[{{Hellsing}} the father of all vampires,]] [[KingdomHearts a world-hopping mystic knight,]] [[StreetSharks the hero's cyborg shark-man boyfriend]], and the hero's half-brother, [[OurDragonsAreDifferent a miles-long dragon that can control the seasons]]. How did he get from point A to point B? By murdering billions of demons, monsters, aliens, soldiers, cops, scientists, and innocent bystanders [[MegaCrossover from all across the multiverse]].

* HeroesPreferSwords -- [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater He likes swords.]]

''Christian Humber Reloaded'' is a very strong contender for "worst fanfic ever written," aided by the fact that, unlike ''FanFic/MyImmortal'', most agree that it is ''not'' a parody, [[StealthParody stealth]] or otherwise. The storyline barely has any coherency, the protagonist is absurdly overpowered, the prose is unevocative with terrible grammar and punctuation, and a staggering number of series are butchered by virtue of being jammed into it with no regard to canon. It is so horrible it CrossesTheLineTwice into pure, unmitigated awesome not experienced since ''ManosTheHandsOfFate''.