History DarthWiki / WarpThatAesop

* DiscreditedTrope [=/=] DeadHorseTrope: [[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike Complaining about tropes you don’t like]] is okay if you have a real or imaginary excuse for why you don’t like them.

* Art Nouveau: Any work of art that looks vaguely plant-like is therefor French.

* ''Art/TheMonaLisa'': National icons can only be forged from attempted theft.

** [[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike Complaining about aesops you don't like]] or the work it's from is okay if you cover it under a thin coat of snark.

*** ''DethroningMoment/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'' subpage: Enjoy ''any'' episodes from TheMovie onwards is the sign of you either being a {{Troll}}, mentally unwell, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking or your standards being]] ''far'' too low.
*** ''DethroningMoment/TheMysteriousMrEnter'' subpage: If you're expecting ''any'' kind of quality from cartoons then there is something wrong with you; after all they're [[AnimationAgeGhetto just schlock meant to keep children quiet]].

* AskTheTropers: There's nothing wrong with snitching on your fellow tropers for usually minor infractions or pretending you're one of the moderators.

* ''The Real Cost'': Don’t smoke or you’ll be left in a freakish labyrinth to die!

Ok, now that we've got all of ''that'' out of the way, first to [[EveryTenThousandPoints 10,000 points]] gets [[OneUp an extra life]][[note]]to replace the one [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife you ruined]][[/note]], a copy of our HomeGame, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Rice-A-Roni]], the San Francisco treat!

All right, [[AsYouKnow you all know how to play the game]]! Contestants will take a piece of {{media}}... and, through a number of [[SelectiveObliviousness deliberate misunderstandings]], a few {{Alternate Character Interpretation}}s, [[TwistingTheWords taking some things out of context]], [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotDidactic assuming that everything presented was meant to be taken as instructional and serious]], [[BrokenAesop identifying moments that dilute and/or undermine what was actually being taught]], [[CluleesAesop finding morals that were handled haphazardly]], and reading in more than a little {{Fanon}}, make it seem like the creators were attempting to deliver a terrible, ''terrible'' [[AnAesop message to the kids at home...]] no matter how [[AssPull utterly off-base]] it is!

All right, [[AsYouKnow you all know how to play the game]]! Contestants will take a piece of {{media}}... and, through a number of [[SelectiveObliviousness deliberate misunderstandings]], a few {{Alternate Character Interpretation}}s, [[TwistingTheWords taking some things out of context]], [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotDidactic assuming that everything presented was meant to be taken as instructional and serious]], and reading in more than a little {{Fanon}}, make it seem like the creators were attempting to deliver a terrible, ''terrible'' [[AnAesop message to the kids at home...]] no matter how [[AssPull utterly off-base]] it is!

** [[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike Complaining about aesops you don't like]] or the show it's from is okay if you cover it under a thin coat of snark.

*** ''DethroningMoment/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'' subpage: If you enjoy any episodes of from the mid-2010s onwards, then you're either a {{Troll}} or your standards are ''far'' too low.

** [[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike Complaining about aesops you don't like]] is okay if you cover it under a thin coat of snark.

* ''Art/TheDreamOfTheFishermansWife'': Beastiality is okay as long as you're a woman on the recieving end.

* ''Literature/LittleSnowWhite;;: If you see a beautiful corpse in the woods, make a servant carry it around so you can have dinner with it. Then, when they hit said heavy corpse in frustration, it just might come back to life.

But, before we begin, let's just go over the three rules of the game, shall we? RuleNumberOne! Make sure to read the above paragraph before adding a example. Rule #2! This is ''not'' {{Headscratchers/Headscratchers}} [[{{Recycled IN SPACE}} with a sarcastic tone]], and if you think it is, GetOut. And, last but not least, ''rule #3!'' This page is '''JustForFun'''; serious attempts at finding a moral, and RealLife examples will be ''purged''. Oh, and remember, folks, '''[[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike whining costs twenty million points]]''', so there's that.

But, before we begin, let's just go over the three rules of the game, shall we? RuleNumberOne! Make sure to read the above paragraph before adding a example. Rule #2! This is ''not'' {{Headscratchers/Headscratchers}} [[{{Recycled IN SPACE}} with a sarcastic tone]], and if you think it is, GetOut. And, last but not least, ''rule #3!'' This page is '''JustForFun'''; serious attempts at finding a moral, and RealLife examples will be ''purged''. Oh, and remember, folks, '''[[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike Whining costs twenty million points]]''', so there's that.

* The Little Mouse, the Little Bird and the Sausage: If you find forged letters on a living being, you are entitled to eat them

* ''Literature/LittleSnowWhite: If you see a beautiful corpse in the woods, make a servant carry it around so you can have dinner with it. Then, when they hit said heavy corpse in frustration, it just might come back to life.

* ''Advertising/TheBurgerKing'': Make sure your mascot is horrifically creey. That way, meme-culture can do all the advertising for you.

* ''Advertising/TheBurgerKing'': Make sure your mascot dives right into the UncannyValley. That way, meme-culture can do all the advertising for you.

*** MostTropersAreYoungNerds... very easily offended young {{nerd}}s eager to go off at anything that rubs them the wrong way.

* DarthWiki/ThatTroper: [[NeverMyFault You never make mistakes or do anything wrong on]] Wiki/TVTropes, it's always some other evil troper doing it on purpose.

** If you think a spokesperson is annoying, [[UpToEleven just wait until you meet their family.]]