History DarthWiki / AlchemistJacketPanic

* BewareTheNiceOnes: Kotonoha Katsura, full stop. Even Tohru Honda gets in on the act.

* CombatPragmatist: Sousuke, full stop. Other protagonists like Lelouch, Souji, and Ichigo also aren't the type to let something like "fighting fair" get in their way.

* SpoiledBrat: Nagi, Mitsukuni, and Sena Kashiwazaki, full stop.

* {{Badass}}: You need to be one in order to survive here.
** BadassArmy: The U.S. Army, obviously. Australia, Japan, unified Korea, Malaysia, New Zealand, the Philippines, Singapore, South Vietnam, and Thailand all get their due as well. The NVA is a villainous example, at least among those sections that still maintain some measure of discipline (see SociopathicSoldier).
** BadassCrew: Heroic examples include the SOS Brigade, Hokago Tea Time, the Puellae Magi, the Neighbors Club, and Lelouch and Souji's respective groups. The SSS are a villainous example.
** BadassFamily: The Dojimas might count, even if Souji's just Ryotaro's nephew and Nanako is decidedly not an ActionGirl. The Nogizakas are a villainous example.
** TookALevelInBadass: More like twenty levels for many of the resistance members who survived the ordeal, though clearly at great cost; see ShellShockedVeteran.

* NinjaMaid: Sayoko Shinozaki, of course! [[{{Mahoromatic}} Mahoro Ando]] and Wilhelmina Carmel also get a few moments of their own.

* TrainingFromHell: Sousuke lives by this in athletics, and it works! Defeating [[Manga/ThePrinceOfTennis Ryoma Echizen]] and helping his football team utterly crush the [[{{Eyeshield21}} Deimon Devil Bats]] are just two of his accomplishments.

...our good friend [[LightNovel/FullMetalPanic Kaname Chidori]], who just so happens to share the same city (and in most cases, the same school) with LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya, [[Anime/CodeGeass Lelouch Lamperouge]], [[Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub Tamaki Suoh]], [[Manga/FruitsBasket Tohru Honda]], [[Manga/MahouSenseiNegima Negi Springfield]], [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo Kurosaki]], [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Saber]], [[Anime/BloodPlus Saya Otonashi]], [[LightNovel/ShakuganNoShana Shana]], [[Manga/KOn Mio Akiyama]], [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 3}} Minato Arisato]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} Souji Seta]], [[VisualNovel/SchoolDays Kotonoha Katsura]], [[Manga/HayateTheCombatButler Hayate Ayasaki]], [[Anime/AngelBeats Yuri Nakamura]], [[LightNovel/{{Toradora}} Taiga Aisaka]], [[VisualNovel/{{AIR}} Misuzu Kamio]], [[{{Kanon}} Ayu Tsukimiya]], [[VisualNovel/{{Clannad}} Nagisa Furukawa]], [[LightNovel/NogizakaHarukaNoHimitsu Haruka Nogizaka]], [[LightNovel/BokuWaTomodachiGaSukunai Sena Kashiwazaki]], and [[MegaCrossover perhaps the casts of just about every other school-based anime, manga, and video game in existence]]. (Lots of CanonDefilement was needed to shoehorn everybody in, by the way.) Kaname is still a Whispered, which means that she's a highly valued commodity to various parties (the American and Japanese governments, the KGB, and Colonel Volgin, to name a few). Which means everyone's favorite [[ChildSoldiers child soldier]], Sousuke Sagara, has been assigned to protect her.

* {{Demonization}}, {{Flanderization}}: Rule of thumb: If they're from ''OuranHighSchoolHostClub'', ''FruitsBasket'', ''Manga/HayateTheCombatButler'', ''Anime/AngelBeats'', or ''LightNovel/{{Toradora}}'', they'll be prone to this.

...our good friend [[LightNovel/FullMetalPanic Kaname Chidori]], who just so happens to share the same city (and in most cases, the same school) with LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya, [[Anime/CodeGeass Lelouch Lamperouge]], [[OuranHighSchoolHostClub Tamaki Suoh]], [[FruitsBasket Tohru Honda]], [[{{Negima}} Negi Springfield]], [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo Kurosaki]], [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Saber]], [[Anime/BloodPlus Saya Otonashi]], [[ShakuganNoShana Shana]], [[Manga/KOn Mio Akiyama]], [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 3}} Minato Arisato]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} Souji Seta]], [[VisualNovel/SchoolDays Kotonoha Katsura]], [[Manga/HayateTheCombatButler Hayate Ayasaki]], [[Anime/AngelBeats Yuri Nakamura]], [[LightNovel/{{Toradora}} Taiga Aisaka]], [[VisualNovel/{{AIR}} Misuzu Kamio]], [[{{Kanon}} Ayu Tsukimiya]], [[VisualNovel/{{Clannad}} Nagisa Furukawa]], [[LightNovel/NogizakaHarukaNoHimitsu Haruka Nogizaka]], [[LightNovel/BokuWaTomodachiGaSukunai Sena Kashiwazaki]], and [[MegaCrossover perhaps the casts of just about every other school-based anime, manga, and video game in existence]]. (Lots of CanonDefilement was needed to shoehorn everybody in, by the way.) Kaname is still a Whispered, which means that she's a highly valued commodity to various parties (the American and Japanese governments, the KGB, and Colonel Volgin, to name a few). Which means everyone's favorite [[ChildSoldiers child soldier]], Sousuke Sagara, has been assigned to protect her.

...our good friend [[LightNovel/FullMetalPanic Kaname Chidori]], who just so happens to share the same city (and in most cases, the same school) with LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya, [[Anime/CodeGeass Lelouch Lamperouge]], [[OuranHighSchoolHostClub Tamaki Suoh]], [[FruitsBasket Tohru Honda]], [[{{Negima}} Negi Springfield]], [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo Kurosaki]], [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Saber]], [[Anime/BloodPlus Saya Otonashi]], [[ShakuganNoShana Shana]], [[Manga/KOn Mio Akiyama]], [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 3}} Minato Arisato]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} Souji Seta]], [[VisualNovel/SchoolDays Kotonoha Katsura]], [[Manga/HayateTheCombatButler Hayate Ayasaki]], [[Anime/AngelBeats Yuri Nakamura]], [[LightNovel/{{Toradora}} Taiga Aisaka]], [[VisualNovel/{{AIR}} Misuzu Kamio]], [[{{Kanon}} Ayu Tsukimiya]], [[VisualNovel/{{Clannad}} Nagisa Furukawa]], [[NogizakaHarukaNoHimitsu Haruka Nogizaka]], [[LightNovel/BokuWaTomodachiGaSukunai Sena Kashiwazaki]], and [[MegaCrossover perhaps the casts of just about every other school-based anime, manga, and video game in existence]]. (Lots of CanonDefilement was needed to shoehorn everybody in, by the way.) Kaname is still a Whispered, which means that she's a highly valued commodity to various parties (the American and Japanese governments, the KGB, and Colonel Volgin, to name a few). Which means everyone's favorite [[ChildSoldiers child soldier]], Sousuke Sagara, has been assigned to protect her.

** A cancelled sidestory would have focused on [[GundamSEED Kira Yamato]] testing a stolen Sukhoi Su-47 against North Vietnamese fighters of all sorts once the war goes hot again. Also, for some reason, [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Rei Ayanami]] was leading a [=USAF=] F-22 Raptor squadron, and [[Anime/EurekaSeven Renton Thurston and Eureka]] were assigned to an F-15E Strike Eagle unit.

** A cancelled sidestory would have focused on [[GundamSEED Kira Yamato]] testing a stolen Sukhoi Su-47 against North Vietnamese fighters of all sorts once the war goes hot again. Also, for some reason, [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Rei Ayanami]] was leading a [=USAF=] F-22 Raptor squadron, and [[EurekaSeven Renton Thurston and Eureka]] were assigned to an F-15E Strike Eagle unit.

...our good friend [[LightNovel/FullMetalPanic Kaname Chidori]], who just so happens to share the same city (and in most cases, the same school) with Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya, [[Anime/CodeGeass Lelouch Lamperouge]], [[OuranHighSchoolHostClub Tamaki Suoh]], [[FruitsBasket Tohru Honda]], [[{{Negima}} Negi Springfield]], [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo Kurosaki]], [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Saber]], [[Anime/BloodPlus Saya Otonashi]], [[ShakuganNoShana Shana]], [[Manga/KOn Mio Akiyama]], [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 3}} Minato Arisato]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} Souji Seta]], [[VisualNovel/SchoolDays Kotonoha Katsura]], [[Manga/HayateTheCombatButler Hayate Ayasaki]], [[Anime/AngelBeats Yuri Nakamura]], [[LightNovel/{{Toradora}} Taiga Aisaka]], [[VisualNovel/{{AIR}} Misuzu Kamio]], [[{{Kanon}} Ayu Tsukimiya]], [[VisualNovel/{{Clannad}} Nagisa Furukawa]], [[NogizakaHarukaNoHimitsu Haruka Nogizaka]], [[LightNovel/BokuWaTomodachiGaSukunai Sena Kashiwazaki]], and [[MegaCrossover perhaps the casts of just about every other school-based anime, manga, and video game in existence]]. (Lots of CanonDefilement was needed to shoehorn everybody in, by the way.) Kaname is still a Whispered, which means that she's a highly valued commodity to various parties (the American and Japanese governments, the KGB, and Colonel Volgin, to name a few). Which means everyone's favorite [[ChildSoldiers child soldier]], Sousuke Sagara, has been assigned to protect her.

...our good friend [[LightNovel/FullMetalPanic Kaname Chidori]], who just so happens to share the same city (and in most cases, the same school) with Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya, [[Anime/CodeGeass Lelouch Lamperouge]], [[OuranHighSchoolHostClub Tamaki Suoh]], [[FruitsBasket Tohru Honda]], [[{{Negima}} Negi Springfield]], [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo Kurosaki]], [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Saber]], [[BloodPlus Saya Otonashi]], [[ShakuganNoShana Shana]], [[Manga/KOn Mio Akiyama]], [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 3}} Minato Arisato]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} Souji Seta]], [[VisualNovel/SchoolDays Kotonoha Katsura]], [[Manga/HayateTheCombatButler Hayate Ayasaki]], [[Anime/AngelBeats Yuri Nakamura]], [[LightNovel/{{Toradora}} Taiga Aisaka]], [[VisualNovel/{{AIR}} Misuzu Kamio]], [[{{Kanon}} Ayu Tsukimiya]], [[VisualNovel/{{Clannad}} Nagisa Furukawa]], [[NogizakaHarukaNoHimitsu Haruka Nogizaka]], [[LightNovel/BokuWaTomodachiGaSukunai Sena Kashiwazaki]], and [[MegaCrossover perhaps the casts of just about every other school-based anime, manga, and video game in existence]]. (Lots of CanonDefilement was needed to shoehorn everybody in, by the way.) Kaname is still a Whispered, which means that she's a highly valued commodity to various parties (the American and Japanese governments, the KGB, and Colonel Volgin, to name a few). Which means everyone's favorite [[ChildSoldiers child soldier]], Sousuke Sagara, has been assigned to protect her.

* ImmuneToBullets: The Chiropterans lose much of theirs; [[AuthorAppeal that was one of the things in]] ''BloodPlus'' [[AuthorAppeal that annoyed the hell out of this troper.]]

* DyingLikeAnimals: The VC. Basically, imagine the Tet Offensive in the modern day, times ten.

The intial story prompt was basically an ''Film/ApocalypseNow'' ripoff with Roy Mustang and his unit (plus characters from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'',''{{S-Cry-Ed}}'', and ''VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia'' for some unfathomable reason [''S-Cry-Ed'' got to stay because Alters are somewhat similar to alchemy; both ''[=FFVII=]'' and ''[=ToS=]'' have been axed completely]) going to the jungles of Cambodia to track down the traitor King Bradley and his team of rogue alchemists and Alter users, who are collaborating with [[RenegadeRussian renegade Soviet]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Colonel Volgin]] on a [[MilitaryMashupMachine secret project]] that has the potential to shift the balance of power in favor of the North Vietnamese. Unfortunately for Volgin and his buddies, they need [[BlackBox a certain piece of Black Technology]] to transform their MilitaryMashupMachine from an AwesomeButImpractical GlassCannon to a true superweapon capable of bringing those damned UsefulNotes/YanksWithTanks and their South Vietnamese lapdogs to their knees. However, this particular section of the story has been more or less shelved in order to focus exclusively on...

''Alchemist Jacket Panic'' is a fanfic idea by [[Tropers/LelouchZero this troper]] that has been more or less in DevelopmentHell since mid-2006. While the name may hint at a simple [[XMeetsY X Meets Y Meets Z]] crossover (in this case, ''Anime/FullmetalAlchemist'' + ''FullMetalJacket'' + ''LightNovel/FullMetalPanic'', with all the implications that would follow), it was initially planned as much, '''MUCH''' more than that. Later revisions to the idea have seen entire series have their roles reduced significantly or outright removed, while other series have been added to the mess.

* UsefulNotes/AussiesWithArtillery

* UsefulNotes/CanucksWithChinooks and UsefulNotes/MexicansWithMachineGuns: Absorbed into the UsefulNotes/YanksWithTanks in the 19th century, thanks to the wonders of AlternateHistory.
* CharacterAlignment
** LawfulGood: Most members of the coalition militaries, Azusa Nakano, Nodoka Manabe, Sayaka Miki, Suzaku Kururugi, Sayoko Shinozaki, Rukia Kuchiki, Uryu Ishida, Tatsuki Arisawa, Shirou Emiya, Saber, Shana, Wilhelmina Carmel, David and the Red Shield, Setsuna Sakurazaki, Chachamaru Karakuri, Chao Lingshen, Satomi Hakase, Mai Kawasumi, Mitsuru Kirijo, Akihiko Sanada, Ken Amada, Ryotaro and Nanako Dojima, Chie Satonaka, Naoto Shirogane.
** NeutralGood: Kaname Chidori, Yuki Nagato, Mikuru Asahina, Itsuki Koizumi, Mio Akiyama, Tsumugi Kotobuki, Madoka Kaname, Mami Tomoe, Orihime Inoue, Nunnally Lamperouge, Shirley Fenette, Kiritsugu Emiya, Rin Tohsaka, Sakura Matoh, Yuji Sakai, Kazumi Yoshida, Saya Otonashi, Diva, Hagi, Negi Springfield, most members of Negi's homeroom class (Mana Tatsumiya and Nodoka Miyazaki in particular), Mahoro Ando, Setsuna Kiyoura, Minato Arisato, Yukari Takeba, Fuuka Yamagishi, Souji Seta, Yosuke Hanamura, Yukiko Amagi, Rise Kujikawa, Teddie, most Key Visual Works characters, Tohru Honda, Kodaka Hasegawa.
** ChaoticGood: Sousuke Sagara, Haruhi Suzumiya, Kyon, Ryoko Asakura, Tsuruya, Yui Hirasawa, Ritsu Tainaka, Sawako Yamanaka, Homura Akemi, Kyoko Sakura, Ichigo Kurosaki, Chad Sado, Keigo Asano, Lelouch Lamperouge, Kallen Stadtfeld, Milly Ashford, Rivalz Cardemonde, Taiga Fujimura, Lancer, Rider, Berserker, Margery Daw, Kai Miyagusuku, Asuna Kagurazaka, Yue Ayase, Ku Fei, Makie Sasaki, Kaede Nagase, Kazumi Asakura, Haruna Saotome, Fuka and Fumika Narutaki, Tomoya Okazaki, Kyou Fujibayashi, Tomoyo Sakagami, Junpei Iori, Shinjiro Aragaki, Kanji Tatsumi.
** LawfulNeutral: Nina Einstein, Evangeline [=McDowell=] (leans too far towards evil to actually be considered good), Illyasviel von Einzbern, Soichiro Kuzuki, Ayato Naoi, Kanade Tachibana, Haruhi Fujioka, Takashi Morinozuka, Hayate Ayasaki, Maria, most NVA grunts.
** TrueNeutral: Rolo Lamperouge (with strong NeutralEvil leanings), Hitomi Shizuki, Kyousuke Kamijou, Lloyd Asplund, Caster, Archer, Solomon Goldsmith, Kotonoha Katsura, Sekai Saionji, most members of the Sohma family, Yuzuru Otonashi, Hinagiku Katsura, Ryuuji Takasu, Yusaku Kitamura, Yozora Mikazuki, Chidori Yoshino, Haruka Nogizaka, Ryoma Echizen, Sena Kobayakawa.
** ChaoticNeutral: Rakshata Chawla (with slight ChaoticGood leanings), Nathan Mahler, Makoto Ito (with slight ChaoticGood leanings), Yuri Nakamura and most members of the SSS, most members of the Neighbors Club, Taiga Aisaka, Minori Kushieda, Tamaki Suoh, Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, Youhei Sunohara (with strong ChaoticGood leanings), Youichi Hiruma.
** LawfulEvil: Van Argeno, Amshel Goldsmith, James Ironside, Kyoya Ohtori, Mitsukuni Haninozuka, Nagi Sanzen'in, Akito Sohma, Gento Nogizaka, the NVA's leadership.
** NeutralEvil: Shinji Matoh, Kirei Kotomine, Ami Kawashima, Taisuke Sawanaga, Shuji Ikutsuki, Takaya Sakaki, Tohru Adachi, the VC.
** ChaoticEvil: Gates, Gauron, Gilgamesh, Karl Fei-Ong, Jin Shirato, Mitsuo Kubo.

* UsefulNotes/ChineseWithChopperSupport / UsefulNotes/TheOtherChineseArmy: A neutral party in this conflict, though they're obviously keeping an eye on what's happening to the south of them.
** UsefulNotes/TheDragonsTeeth: The Chinese keep a few nukes pointed at Hanoi just in case.

* ColdWar: Still going on.

* UsefulNotes/FilipinosWithFirearms

* UsefulNotes/KaijuDefenseForce: Without Article 9 of the Japanese Constitution, however, they can now properly call themselves the Japanese Armed Forces. Again, AlternateHistory.

* [[UsefulNotes/SouthKoreansWithMarines Koreans With Marines]]: Just Koreans With Marines, seeing as the South won. See below.
* UsefulNotes/TheKoreanWar: Thanks to Chinese apathy, America and South Korea win in early 1951.

* RedChina: Partially; the Communists and Nationalists were able to negotiate a truce at the end of UsefulNotes/WorldWarII, leading to the development of a two-party democracy that has managed to stay on the good side of both the Americans and Soviets throughout the ColdWar so far. Say it once more...AlternateHistory.
* UsefulNotes/RedsWithRockets: Still going strong, and still supplying North Vietnam with weapons.

* UsefulNotes/TheVietnamWar: Well, no fucking DUH. It also takes the place of UsefulNotes/TheKoreanWar in this continuity, and it does go hot again.

* UsefulNotes/YanksWithTanks
** UsefulNotes/PeaceThroughSuperiorFirepower

* ZergRush: The NVA's favored strategy for getting across the DMZ in the first place. Negi's homeroom class tries the same against the NVA, with surprisingly good results.

* TheKoreanWar: Thanks to Chinese apathy, America and South Korea win in early 1951.

* RedChina: Partially; the Communists and Nationalists were able to negotiate a truce at the end of WorldWarII, leading to the development of a two-party democracy that has managed to stay on the good side of both the Americans and Soviets throughout the ColdWar so far. Say it once more...AlternateHistory.

* TheVietnamWar: Well, no fucking DUH. It also takes the place of TheKoreanWar in this continuity, and it does go hot again.

* UsefulNotes/FillipinosWithFirearms

* MyNameIsNotDurwood, ThoroughlyMistakenIdentity: People keep referring to Souji as "Yu Narukami" for some reason. Knowing him, though, he finds a few ways to turn this to his advantage.

* GoodLookingPrivates: You have no idea.

''Alchemist Jacket Panic'' is a fanfic idea by [[Tropers/LelouchZero this troper]] that has been more or less in DevelopmentHell since mid-2006. While the name may hint at a simple [[XMeetsY X Meets Y Meets Z]] crossover (in this case, ''Anime/FullmetalAlchemist'' + ''FullMetalJacket'' + ''FullMetalPanic'', with all the implications that would follow), it was initially planned as much, '''MUCH''' more than that. Later revisions to the idea have seen entire series have their roles reduced significantly or outright removed, while other series have been added to the mess.

...our good friend [[FullMetalPanic Kaname Chidori]], who just so happens to share the same city (and in most cases, the same school) with Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya, [[Anime/CodeGeass Lelouch Lamperouge]], [[OuranHighSchoolHostClub Tamaki Suoh]], [[FruitsBasket Tohru Honda]], [[{{Negima}} Negi Springfield]], [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo Kurosaki]], [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Saber]], [[BloodPlus Saya Otonashi]], [[ShakuganNoShana Shana]], [[Manga/KOn Mio Akiyama]], [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 3}} Minato Arisato]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} Souji Seta]], [[VisualNovel/SchoolDays Kotonoha Katsura]], [[Manga/HayateTheCombatButler Hayate Ayasaki]], [[Anime/AngelBeats Yuri Nakamura]], [[LightNovel/{{Toradora}} Taiga Aisaka]], [[VisualNovel/{{AIR}} Misuzu Kamio]], [[{{Kanon}} Ayu Tsukimiya]], [[VisualNovel/{{Clannad}} Nagisa Furukawa]], [[NogizakaHarukaNoHimitsu Haruka Nogizaka]], [[LightNovel/BokuWaTomodachiGaSukunai Sena Kashiwazaki]], and [[MegaCrossover perhaps the casts of just about every other school-based anime, manga, and video game in existence]]. (Lots of CanonDefilement was needed to shoehorn everybody in, by the way.) Kaname is still a Whispered, which means that she's a highly valued commodity to various parties (the American and Japanese governments, the KGB, and Colonel Volgin, to name a few). Which means everyone's favorite [[ChildSoldiers child soldier]], Sousuke Sagara, has been assigned to protect her.

* TheSpartanWay: Just like how Sousuke trained the rugby team in the original ''FullMetalPanic''.

...our good friend [[FullMetalPanic Kaname Chidori]], who just so happens to share the same city (and in most cases, the same school) with Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya, [[Anime/CodeGeass Lelouch Lamperouge]], [[OuranHighSchoolHostClub Tamaki Suoh]], [[FruitsBasket Tohru Honda]], [[{{Negima}} Negi Springfield]], [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo Kurosaki]], [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Saber]], [[BloodPlus Saya Otonashi]], [[ShakuganNoShana Shana]], [[Manga/KOn Mio Akiyama]], [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 3}} Minato Arisato]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} Souji Seta]], [[VisualNovel/SchoolDays Kotonoha Katsura]], [[Manga/HayateTheCombatButler Hayate Ayasaki]], [[Anime/AngelBeats Yuri Nakamura]], [[LightNovel/{{Toradora}} Taiga Aisaka]], [[VisualNovel/{{AIR}} Misuzu Kamio]], [[{{Kanon}} Ayu Tsukimiya]], [[VisualNovel/{{Clannad}} Nagisa Furukawa]], [[NogizakaHarukaNoHimitsu Haruka Nogizaka]], [[Anime/BokuWaTomodachiGaSukunai Sena Kashiwazaki]], and [[MegaCrossover perhaps the casts of just about every other school-based anime, manga, and video game in existence]]. (Lots of CanonDefilement was needed to shoehorn everybody in, by the way.) Kaname is still a Whispered, which means that she's a highly valued commodity to various parties (the American and Japanese governments, the KGB, and Colonel Volgin, to name a few). Which means everyone's favorite [[ChildSoldiers child soldier]], Sousuke Sagara, has been assigned to protect her.

The intial story prompt was basically an ''ApocalypseNow'' ripoff with Roy Mustang and his unit (plus characters from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'',''{{S-Cry-Ed}}'', and ''VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia'' for some unfathomable reason [''S-Cry-Ed'' got to stay because Alters are somewhat similar to alchemy; both ''[=FFVII=]'' and ''[=ToS=]'' have been axed completely]) going to the jungles of Cambodia to track down the traitor King Bradley and his team of rogue alchemists and Alter users, who are collaborating with [[RenegadeRussian renegade Soviet]] [[MetalGearSolid Colonel Volgin]] on a [[MilitaryMashupMachine secret project]] that has the potential to shift the balance of power in favor of the North Vietnamese. Unfortunately for Volgin and his buddies, they need [[BlackBox a certain piece of Black Technology]] to transform their MilitaryMashupMachine from an AwesomeButImpractical GlassCannon to a true superweapon capable of bringing those damned UsefulNotes/YanksWithTanks and their South Vietnamese lapdogs to their knees. However, this particular section of the story has been more or less shelved in order to focus exclusively on...

...our good friend [[FullMetalPanic Kaname Chidori]], who just so happens to share the same city (and in most cases, the same school) with Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya, [[Anime/CodeGeass Lelouch Lamperouge]], [[OuranHighSchoolHostClub Tamaki Suoh]], [[FruitsBasket Tohru Honda]], [[{{Negima}} Negi Springfield]], [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo Kurosaki]], [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Saber]], [[BloodPlus Saya Otonashi]], [[ShakuganNoShana Shana]], [[Manga/{{KOn}} Mio Akiyama]], [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 3}} Minato Arisato]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} Souji Seta]], [[VisualNovel/SchoolDays Kotonoha Katsura]], [[Manga/HayateTheCombatButler Hayate Ayasaki]], [[Anime/AngelBeats Yuri Nakamura]], [[LightNovel/{{Toradora}} Taiga Aisaka]], [[VisualNovel/{{AIR}} Misuzu Kamio]], [[{{Kanon}} Ayu Tsukimiya]], [[VisualNovel/{{Clannad}} Nagisa Furukawa]], [[NogizakaHarukaNoHimitsu Haruka Nogizaka]], [[Anime/BokuWaTomodachiGaSukunai Sena Kashiwazaki]], and [[MegaCrossover perhaps the casts of just about every other school-based anime, manga, and video game in existence]]. (Lots of CanonDefilement was needed to shoehorn everybody in, by the way.) Kaname is still a Whispered, which means that she's a highly valued commodity to various parties (the American and Japanese governments, the KGB, and Colonel Volgin, to name a few). Which means everyone's favorite [[ChildSoldiers child soldier]], Sousuke Sagara, has been assigned to protect her.

** A cancelled sidestory would have focused on [[GundamSEED Kira Yamato]] testing a stolen Sukhoi Su-47 against North Vietnamese fighters of all sorts once the war goes hot again. Also, for some reason, [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Rei Ayanami]] was leading a [=USAF=] F-22 Raptor squadron, and [[EurekaSeven Renton Thurston and Eureka]] were assigned to an F-15E Strike Eagle unit.

* {{Kuudere}}, {{Tsundere}}, {{Yandere}}: These three members of the "dere" family all show up among the student body.
** {{Kuudere}}: Yuki Nagato, Kanade Tachibana.

* HotChickWithASword: Saber, Saya, and Shana.

...our good friend [[FullMetalPanic Kaname Chidori]], who just so happens to share the same city (and in most cases, the same school) with Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya, [[Anime/CodeGeass Lelouch Lamperouge]], [[OuranHighSchoolHostClub Tamaki Suoh]], [[FruitsBasket Tohru Honda]], [[{{Negima}} Negi Springfield]], [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo Kurosaki]], [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Saber]], [[BloodPlus Saya Otonashi]], [[ShakuganNoShana Shana]], [[Manga/{{KOn}} Mio Akiyama]], [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} Souji Seta]], [[VisualNovel/SchoolDays Kotonoha Katsura]], [[Manga/HayateTheCombatButler Hayate Ayasaki]], [[Anime/AngelBeats Yuri Nakamura]], [[LightNovel/{{Toradora}} Taiga Aisaka]], [[VisualNovel/{{AIR}} Misuzu Kamio]], [[{{Kanon}} Ayu Tsukimiya]], [[VisualNovel/{{Clannad}} Nagisa Furukawa]], [[NogizakaHarukaNoHimitsu Haruka Nogizaka]], [[Anime/BokuWaTomodachiGaSukunai Sena Kashiwazaki]], and [[MegaCrossover perhaps the casts of just about every other school-based anime, manga, and video game in existence]]. (Lots of CanonDefilement was needed to shoehorn everybody in, by the way.) Kaname is still a Whispered, which means that she's a highly valued commodity to various parties (the American and Japanese governments, the KGB, and Colonel Volgin, to name a few). Which means everyone's favorite [[ChildSoldiers child soldier]], Sousuke Sagara, has been assigned to protect her.

* AdultsAreUseless: You wish. Hell, if it wasn't for adults like Melissa and Villetta, Sousuke, Lelouch, and their buddies would have died horrific deaths.

* AntiVillain: Tamaki Suoh, Tohru Honda, and Hayate Ayasaki, to name three.

* AxCrazy: Taiga Aisaka. Just Taiga Aisaka.

** LawfulGood: Most members of the coalition militaries, Azusa Nakano, Nodoka Manabe, Suzaku Kururugi, Sayoko Shinozaki, Rukia Kuchiki, Uryu Ishida, Tatsuki Arisawa, Shirou Emiya, Saber, Shana, Wilhelmina Carmel, David and the Red Shield, Setsuna Sakurazaki, Chachamaru Karakuri, Chao Lingshen, Satomi Hakase, Mai Kawasumi, Ryotaro and Nanako Dojima, Chie Satonaka, Naoto Shirogane.
** NeutralGood: Kaname Chidori, Yuki Nagato, Mikuru Asahina, Itsuki Koizumi, Mio Akiyama, Tsumugi Kotobuki, Orihime Inoue, Nunnally Lamperouge, Shirley Fenette, Kiritsugu Emiya, Rin Tohsaka, Sakura Matoh, Yuji Sakai, Kazumi Yoshida, Saya Otonashi, Diva, Hagi, Negi Springfield, most members of Negi's homeroom class (Mana Tatsumiya and Nodoka Miyazaki in particular), Mahoro Ando, Setsuna Kiyoura, Souji Seta, Yosuke Hanamura, Yukiko Amagi, Rise Kujikawa, Teddie, most Key Visual Works characters, Tohru Honda, Kodaka Hasegawa.
** ChaoticGood: Sousuke Sagara, Haruhi Suzumiya, Kyon, Ryoko Asakura, Tsuruya, Yui Hirasawa, Ritsu Tainaka, Sawako Yamanaka, Ichigo Kurosaki, Chad Sado, Keigo Asano, Lelouch Lamperouge, Kallen Stadtfeld, Milly Ashford, Rivalz Cardemonde, Taiga Fujimura, Lancer, Rider, Berserker, Margery Daw, Kai Miyagusuku, Asuna Kagurazaka, Yue Ayase, Ku Fei, Makie Sasaki, Kaede Nagase, Kazumi Asakura, Haruna Saotome, Fuka and Fumika Narutaki, Tomoya Okazaki, Kyou Fujibayashi, Tomoyo Sakagami, Kanji Tatsumi.
** LawfulNeutral: Nina Einstein, Evangeline [=McDowell=] (waffles between LawfulGood and LawfulEvil so much that she settles here), Illyasviel von Einzbern, Soichiro Kuzuki, Ayato Naoi, Kanade Tachibana, Haruhi Fujioka, Takashi Morinozuka, Hayate Ayasaki, Maria.
** TrueNeutral: Rolo Lamperouge (with strong NeutralEvil leanings), Lloyd Asplund, Caster, Archer, Solomon Goldsmith, Kotonoha Katsura, Sekai Saionji, most members of the Sohma family, Yuzuru Otonashi, Hinagiku Katsura, Ryuuji Takasu, Yusaku Kitamura, Yozora Mikazuki (with strong NeutralEvil leanings), Haruka Nogizaka, Ryoma Echizen, Sena Kobayakawa.
** ChaoticNeutral: Rakshata Chawla (with slight ChaoticGood leanings), Nathan Mahler, Makoto Ito (with slight ChaoticGood leanings), most members of the SSS and Neighbors Club, Minori Kushieda, Tamaki Suoh, Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, Youhei Sunohara (with strong ChaoticGood leanings), Youichi Hiruma.
** LawfulEvil: Van Argeno, Amshel Goldsmith, James Ironside, Kyoya Ohtori, Mitsukuni Haninozuka, Nagi Sanzen'in, Akito Sohma, Gento Nogizaka, the NVA.
** NeutralEvil: Shinji Matoh, Kirei Kotomine, Ami Kawashima, Taisuke Sawanaga, the VC.
** ChaoticEvil: Gates, Gauron, Gilgamesh, Karl Fei-Ong, Yuri Nakamura, Taiga Aisaka.

* DrivenToVillainy: Quite a few of LesCollaborateurs (Tamaki Suoh, Tohru Honda, Hayate Ayasaki) were forced into collaborating.

* FiringOneHanded: The way many of the students wield their pistols. Yuki Nagato and Shana also do this with P90s, while Rivalz Cardemonde does it with an Ingram MAC-10.
* FriendlySniper: Kurz Weber. Itsuki Koizumi, Souji Seta, Mio Akiyama, Madoka Kaname, and Milly Ashford later become friendly snipers as well.

* UnwantedHarem: Played straight with Negi, and averted with Kyon, Souji, Lelouch, Tomoya, Yuichi, Makoto, and Kodaka.

* HotAmazon: Melissa Mao and Villetta Nu, for starters.

...our good friend [[FullMetalPanic Kaname Chidori]], who just so happens to share the same city (and in most cases, the same school) with Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya, [[Anime/CodeGeass Lelouch Lamperouge]], [[OuranHighSchoolHostClub Tamaki Suoh]], [[FruitsBasket Tohru Honda]], [[{{Negima}} Negi Springfield]], [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo Kurosaki]], [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Saber]], [[BloodPlus Saya Otonashi]], [[ShakuganNoShana Shana]], [[Manga/{{KOn}} Mio Akiyama]], [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} Souji Seta]], [[VisualNovel/SchoolDays Kotonoha Katsura]], [[HayateTheCombatButler Hayate Ayasaki]], [[Anime/AngelBeats Yuri Nakamura]], [[LightNovel/{{Toradora}} Taiga Aisaka]], [[VisualNovel/{{AIR}} Misuzu Kamio]], [[{{Kanon}} Ayu Tsukimiya]], [[VisualNovel/{{Clannad}} Nagisa Furukawa]], [[NogizakaHarukaNoHimitsu Haruka Nogizaka]], [[Anime/BokuWaTomodachiGaSukunai Sena Kashiwazaki]], and [[MegaCrossover perhaps the casts of just about every other school-based anime, manga, and video game in existence]]. (Lots of CanonDefilement was needed to shoehorn everybody in, by the way.) Kaname is still a Whispered, which means that she's a highly valued commodity to various parties (the American and Japanese governments, the KGB, and Colonel Volgin, to name a few). Which means everyone's favorite [[ChildSoldiers child soldier]], Sousuke Sagara, has been assigned to protect her.

* {{Demonization}}, {{Flanderization}}: Rule of thumb: If they're from ''OuranHighSchoolHostClub'', ''FruitsBasket'', ''HayateTheCombatButler'', ''Anime/AngelBeats'', or ''LightNovel/{{Toradora}}'', they'll be prone to this.

* NotSoHarmless: Who would have thought the NVA could be routed by a bunch of high school students?

...our good friend [[FullMetalPanic Kaname Chidori]], who just so happens to share the same city (and in most cases, the same school) with Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya, [[Anime/CodeGeass Lelouch Lamperouge]], [[OuranHighSchoolHostClub Tamaki Suoh]], [[FruitsBasket Tohru Honda]], [[{{Negima}} Negi Springfield]], [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo Kurosaki]], [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Saber]], [[BloodPlus Saya Otonashi]], [[ShakuganNoShana Shana]], [[Manga/{{KOn}} Mio Akiyama]], [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]], [[VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} Souji Seta]], [[VisualNovel/SchoolDays Kotonoha Katsura]], [[HayateTheCombatButler Hayate Ayasaki]], [[Anime/AngelBeats Yuri Nakamura]], [[LightNovel/{{Toradora}} Taiga Aisaka]], [[{{AIR}} Misuzu Kamio]], [[{{Kanon}} Ayu Tsukimiya]], [[VisualNovel/{{Clannad}} Nagisa Furukawa]], [[NogizakaHarukaNoHimitsu Haruka Nogizaka]], [[Anime/BokuWaTomodachiGaSukunai Sena Kashiwazaki]], and [[MegaCrossover perhaps the casts of just about every other school-based anime, manga, and video game in existence]]. (Lots of CanonDefilement was needed to shoehorn everybody in, by the way.) Kaname is still a Whispered, which means that she's a highly valued commodity to various parties (the American and Japanese governments, the KGB, and Colonel Volgin, to name a few). Which means everyone's favorite [[ChildSoldiers child soldier]], Sousuke Sagara, has been assigned to protect her.