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* Music/RappinForJesus is a rap sung by Pastor Jim Colerick, dedicated to Jesus, in an attempt to appeal more to kids. While that sounds fine on its own, the song is mostly known for the line "And that's why Jesus Christ is my nigga". What makes it so funny is that Jim (as well as Sue, his wife) are two elderly white people who were probably old enough to experience the Civil Rights era, using a slur for black people in an attempt to seem "hip", seemingly unaware that the term is still a slur when used by white people.
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* This is the defining style of The Northern Boys, whose comedy starts with just how jarring it is to have ageing Englishmen rapping about remarkably filthy topics. "Nobody Likes Me" opens with a bit about walking a Bichon Frise with a sex addiction and doesn't get much more appropriate from there.
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* In Sweden there is an entire genre of music called "Könsrock" (Genitalia rock) that is pretty much the embodiment of this trope. By far the most infamous of those bands is Onkel Kånkel and his Kånkelbärs ("Uncle Dingleberry and his Dingleberries"). They were brought to the attention of the authorities when a schoolteacher had read the lyrics to [[https://www.lyricsbox.com/onkel-k%C3%A5nkel-f%C3%B6rkrympt-gubbkuk-av-st%C3%A5l-lyrics-z6l3nwb.html one of their songs]] which describe, in detail [[spoiler: how an 85-year old man gets a 9-year old girl drunk and rapes her in the forest, all portrayed in a whimsical humoristic fashion.]] Fortunately, any attempt to ban them failed.

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* In Sweden there is an entire genre of music called "Könsrock" "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%B6nsrock Könsrock]]" (Genitalia rock) that is pretty much the embodiment of this trope. By far the most infamous of those bands is Onkel Kånkel and his Kånkelbärs ("Uncle Dingleberry and his Dingleberries"). They were brought to the attention of the authorities when a schoolteacher had read the lyrics to [[https://www.lyricsbox.com/onkel-k%C3%A5nkel-f%C3%B6rkrympt-gubbkuk-av-st%C3%A5l-lyrics-z6l3nwb.html one of their songs]] which describe, in detail [[spoiler: how an 85-year old man gets a 9-year old girl drunk and rapes her in the forest, all portrayed in a whimsical humoristic fashion.]] Fortunately, any attempt to ban them failed.
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* Ladies and ''Gentlemen'', the 2 Brothers Unlimited present to you, the "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6IJyy6skMM Penis Dance]]" song... Warning: '''extremely''' NSFW.
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* Experimental artist James Leyland Kirby (yes, '''[[Music/TheCaretaker THAT]]''' Leyland Kirby), performing as [=V/Vm=], made a single commemorating the death of the Queen Mum. The single included calling her a [[TheAlcoholic drunk]] [[RacistGrandma racist]] [[GrumpyOldMan robot]], a sound college of her funeral and [[SelfDeprecation terrible covers]] of "[[Music/TheSmiths The Queen Is Dead]]" and "[[Music/TheSexPistols Anarchy in the UK]]".

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* Experimental artist James Leyland Kirby (yes, '''[[Music/TheCaretaker THAT]]''' Leyland Kirby), performing as [=V/Vm=], made a single commemorating the death of the Queen Mum. The single included calling her a [[TheAlcoholic drunk]] [[RacistGrandma racist]] [[GrumpyOldMan robot]], a sound college collage of her funeral and [[SelfDeprecation terrible covers]] of "[[Music/TheSmiths The Queen Is Dead]]" and "[[Music/TheSexPistols Anarchy in the UK]]".
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* ''Music/OingoBoingo'' : Infectious Latin-infused pop music. Lyrics about possible pedophilia and creepy sexual interest ("Little Girls"), black comedy about death ("No One Lives Forever", "Dead Man's Party"), a one-man crime wave ("Only a Lad"), suicide, unemployment, and home invasion burglary ending in nuclear war ("Nothing Bad Happens to Me")

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* ''Music/OingoBoingo'' : ''Music/OingoBoingo'': Infectious Latin-infused pop music. Lyrics about possible pedophilia and creepy sexual interest ("Little Girls"), black comedy about death ("No One Lives Forever", "Dead Man's Party"), a one-man crime wave ("Only a Lad"), suicide, unemployment, and home invasion burglary ending in nuclear war ("Nothing Bad Happens to Me")
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* Music/TheBeatles' "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" is a [[LyricalDissonance deceptively cheerful]] little tune about a serial killer, ultimately cumulating in the titular character ''killing the judge at his own trial for the two previous murders''.
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* Music/TheProdigy's music video for "Smack My Bitch Up" (yes, that is the song's name.) [[https://youtu.be/20tWDFxQq5A See it for yourself.]]

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* Music/TheProdigy's music video for "Smack My Bitch Up" (yes, that is the song's name.) name). [[https://youtu.be/20tWDFxQq5A See it for yourself.]]
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* Music/DirEnGrey have pretty much become the VisualKei equivalent of Music/AnalCunt, at least lyrically. Their lyrics are generally designed to be as offensive and shocking as possible, with their ''very lightest'' song coming at a 9 on the MohsScaleOfLyricalHardness.

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* Music/DirEnGrey have pretty much become the VisualKei equivalent of Music/AnalCunt, at least lyrically. Their lyrics are generally designed to be as offensive and shocking as possible, with their ''very lightest'' song coming at a 9 on the MohsScaleOfLyricalHardness.possible.
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* Serbian musician Baja Mali Knindža is well-known for his song "Tata" (1993) - better known to western ears as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TwioIc6a_8 "My Dad Is A War Criminal"]].
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* ''{{Music/Gloryhammer}}'': The descriptions of Zargothrax's Army of Evil are so over-the-top they wrap around from scary to silly and back to genuinely frightening. Starting out with a force of undead unicorns, then working up through zombies, the Goblins of the Darkstorm Galaxy and a monastic order of Deathknights, all the way up to demons made of feces and a universe-eating EldritchAbomination.

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* ''{{Music/Gloryhammer}}'': The descriptions of Zargothrax's Army of Evil are so over-the-top they wrap around from scary to silly and back to genuinely frightening. Starting out with a force of undead unicorns, then working up through cybernetically enhanced zombies, the Goblins of the Darkstorm Galaxy and a monastic order of Deathknights, all the way up to demons made of feces and a universe-eating EldritchAbomination.
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* ''{{Music/Gloryhammer}}'': The descriptions of Zargothrax's Army of Evil are so over-the-top they wrap around from scary to silly and back to genuinely frightening. Starting out with a force of undead unicorns, then working up through zombies, the Goblins of the Darkstorm Galaxy and a monastic order of Deathknights, all the way up to demons made of feces and a universe-eating EldritchAbomination.
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* Music/TheProdigy's music video for "Smack My Bitch Up" (yes, that is the song's name.) [[https://youtu.be/20tWDFxQq5A See it for yourself.]]
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* Experimental artist Leyland Kirby, performing as [=v/vm=], made a single commemorating the death of the Queen Mum. The single included calling her a [[TheAlcoholic drunk]] [[RacistGrandma racist]] [[GrumpyOldMan robot]], a sound college of her funeral and [[SelfDeprecation terrible covers]] of "[[Music/TheSmiths The Queen Is Dead]]" and "[[Music/TheSexPistols Anarchy in the UK]]".

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* Experimental artist James Leyland Kirby, Kirby (yes, '''[[Music/TheCaretaker THAT]]''' Leyland Kirby), performing as [=v/vm=], [=V/Vm=], made a single commemorating the death of the Queen Mum. The single included calling her a [[TheAlcoholic drunk]] [[RacistGrandma racist]] [[GrumpyOldMan robot]], a sound college of her funeral and [[SelfDeprecation terrible covers]] of "[[Music/TheSmiths The Queen Is Dead]]" and "[[Music/TheSexPistols Anarchy in the UK]]".
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* The Vandals' song "Disproportioned Head" is about a man who suffers from a disproportionately giant head and all the trouble it causes him in his daily life. He finishes off the song by singing that he wants to kill himself...but he can't, because he can't find a noose big enough to fit around his huge head.
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* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IDbZdaNw2Y Pregnant Pussy]]" is an obscure song by UGK released in 1992 for their EP "Banned", which opens up with the lyrics "Pregnant pussy is the best you can get, Fucking a bitch while her baby sucking dick." The rest of the lyrics aren't any better.
--> "[[DudeNotFunny Not only do I want the artist in jail I also need the sound engineer who was in the studio imprisoned as well.]]" - A Twitter user's response to the lyrics after the song went viral in early 2020.
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-->''White people can show black people how to vote''
-->''Blacks could teach them Jews to dance good''
-->''Blind black men can't play hockey, because [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment they're black]]''
-->''Helen Keller can't drive because [[BaitAndSwitch she's a woman]]''
** "[[Music/OneDirection Zayn]] [[TheWarOnTerror Did 9/11]]." There are no words.

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-->''White people can show black people how to vote''
-->''Blacks
vote''\\
''Blacks
could teach them Jews to dance good''
-->''Blind
good''\\
''Blind
black men can't play hockey, because [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment they're black]]''
-->''Helen
black]]''\\
''Helen
Keller can't drive because [[BaitAndSwitch she's a woman]]''
** "[[Music/OneDirection Zayn]] [[TheWarOnTerror [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror Did 9/11]]." There are no words.
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* Violently attacking people for trivial reasons? Frightening. "[[https://youtu.be/g9nGalzYRp4 Headbutts]]" by John Otway? Funny.
--> Went to see my mum and she was drinking gin,\\
It was my dad's gin so I kicked him in. \\
I gave him headbutts. Headbutts. HEADBUTTS!
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* In Sweden there is an entire genre of music called "Könsrock" (Genitalia rock) that is pretty much the embodiment of this trope. By far the most infamous of those bands is Onkel Kånkel and his Kånkelbärs ("Uncle Dingleberry and his Dingleberries"). They were brought to the attention of the authorities when a schoolteacher had read the lyrics to one of their song which describe, in detail [[spoiler: how an 85-year old man gets a 9-year old girl drunk and rapes her in the forest, all portrayed in a whimsical humoristic fashion.]] Fortunately for all of us who appreciate freedom of speech, any attempt to ban them failed.

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* In Sweden there is an entire genre of music called "Könsrock" (Genitalia rock) that is pretty much the embodiment of this trope. By far the most infamous of those bands is Onkel Kånkel and his Kånkelbärs ("Uncle Dingleberry and his Dingleberries"). They were brought to the attention of the authorities when a schoolteacher had read the lyrics to [[https://www.lyricsbox.com/onkel-k%C3%A5nkel-f%C3%B6rkrympt-gubbkuk-av-st%C3%A5l-lyrics-z6l3nwb.html one of their song songs]] which describe, in detail [[spoiler: how an 85-year old man gets a 9-year old girl drunk and rapes her in the forest, all portrayed in a whimsical humoristic fashion.]] Fortunately for all of us who appreciate freedom of speech, Fortunately, any attempt to ban them failed.
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* The Simpsons song ''Flaming Moe's'' is a DarkerAndEdgier parody of the Series/{{Cheers}} theme song that [[LyricalDissonance nonetheless sounds warm and comforting]]. Nicolas Dumesnil's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCRm-gPOt18 extended cover]] takes the suicidal feelings of the first verse and runs with them off a cliff, elaborating on various self-murder methods to the point of BlackComedy. Many listeners can't tell if it's depressing or heartwarming.

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* The Simpsons ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' song ''Flaming Moe's'' is a DarkerAndEdgier parody of the Series/{{Cheers}} theme song that [[LyricalDissonance nonetheless sounds warm and comforting]]. Nicolas Dumesnil's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCRm-gPOt18 extended cover]] takes the suicidal feelings of the first verse and runs with them off a cliff, elaborating on various self-murder methods to the point of BlackComedy. Many listeners can't tell if it's depressing or heartwarming.
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* The Simpsons song ''Flaming Moe's'' is a DarkerAndEdgier parody of the Series/{{Cheers}} theme song that [[LyricalDissonance nonetheless sounds warm and comforting]]. Nicolas Dumesnil's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCRm-gPOt18 extended cover]] takes the suicidal feelings of the first verse and runs with them off a cliff, elaborating on various self-murder methods to the point of BlackComedy. Many listeners can't tell if it's depressing or heartwarming.
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** "[[Music/OneDirection Zayn]] [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror Did 9/11]]." There are no words.

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** "[[Music/OneDirection Zayn]] [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror [[TheWarOnTerror Did 9/11]]." There are no words.
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** "[[Music/OneDirection Zayn Did 9/11]]." There are no words.

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** "[[Music/OneDirection Zayn Zayn]] [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror Did 9/11]]." There are no words.
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* We're tempted to say ''everything'' by Music/RuckaRuckaAli, who would probably be the first person to describe himself as "the racist [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Weird Al.]]" Songs about murder, rape, torture, domestic violence, racism, suicide, nuclear war, child abuse, police brutality, and many, many others? Not funny. Songs about all those horrible things...sung to the tunes of [[LyricalDissonance cheery top 40 bubblegum pop songs?]] Okay, '''''s funny. What are some of his songs? Well, for starters, there's his version of "[[Music/KatyPerry California Gurls]]", titled "[[NonIndicativeName I Love Minorities]]", and, if that doesn't give you a hint, well...[[RefugeInAudacity just read on]]...
-->''"Black people are great at stealing stereos\\
They've got Jewish lawyers in court\\
Muslims are the best at flying into stuff\\
(Not all Muslims, just most, and all it takes is most)\\
Africans like lynching homosexuals\\
Cubans turn dildoes into boats\\
Germans kidnap girls and make them prostitutes\\
Everyone's special in their own gay little way"''\\
-- "I Love Minorities"
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* A song about pedophilia? Not funny. A song about necrophilia? Still not funny. A song about bestiality? Not even a chuckle. How about "SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality"? ...actually kinda funny.

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* We're tempted to say ''everything'' by Music/RuckaRuckaAli, who would probably be the first person to describe himself as "the racist [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Weird Al.]]" Songs about murder, rape, torture, domestic violence, racism, suicide, nuclear war, child abuse, police brutality, and many, many others? Not funny. Songs about all those horrible things...sung to the tunes of [[LyricalDissonance cheery top 40 bubblegum pop songs?]] Okay, '''''s funny. What are some of his songs? Well, for starters, there's his version of "[[Music/KatyPerry California Gurls]]", titled "[[NonIndicativeName I Love Minorities]]", and, if that doesn't give you a hint, well...[[RefugeInAudacity just read on]]...
-->''"Black people are great at stealing stereos\\
They've got Jewish lawyers in court\\
Muslims are the best at flying into stuff\\
(Not all Muslims, just most, and all it takes is most)\\
Africans like lynching homosexuals\\
Cubans turn dildoes into boats\\
Germans kidnap girls and make them prostitutes\\
Everyone's special in their own gay little way"''\\
* A song about pedophilia? Not funny. A song about necrophilia? Still not funny. A song about bestiality? Not even a chuckle. How about "SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality"? ..."[=SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality=]"? ...actually kinda funny.funny.
* This is the entire foundation of Music/JonLajoie's humor, together with SelfDeprecation. They'd all be hideously offensive if they were any less [[SurrealHumor nonsensical]] / [[StylisticSuck deliberately atrocious.]]
** He wrote a '''love song''' about "[[ShockSite 2 Girls 1 Cup]]". Do we even need to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68 give you the link?]] (Not to be listened to in a public place without headphones, obviously.)
** This line from "Brent Horst: Politician" is particularly horrible/brilliant.
-->'''Brent Horst''': *asked about Education* If elected, I will make reading books very important. Kids should read books, [[MoodWhiplash instead of shooting guns at each other]].

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