History Creator / RonWhite

1st Aug '17 6:07:07 PM SinDustries
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** Another time, months after holding his tongue when his snooty sister-in-law insulted his career choice at his mother-in-law's birthday party, he was having dinner in a restaurant with his wife, who was already in a foul mood, and when she said there were some things about his family she just couldn't stand, he blurted out loud "like Tourette's and vomit"...
---> YOUR SISTER'S A BIG FAT CUNT!
** And every head in the restaurant just instinctively turned towards him in this trope.
1st Aug '17 5:58:27 PM SinDustries
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** [[UpToEleven Ramps up]] to PrecisionFStrike when the women won't shut up, and he turns around and yells at them...
---> If you don't stop flapping your FUCKING COCK HOLSTER...!
** Needless to say, no one's watching the show anymore at that point.
1st Aug '17 5:35:39 PM SinDustries
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---. '''Ron:''' Yeah, even then.

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---. ---> '''Ron:''' Yeah, even then.
1st Aug '17 5:35:00 PM SinDustries
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* OffWithHisHead: Ron's solution to people who purposely shake their babies.

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* OffWithHisHead: Ron's solution to people who purposely shake their babies. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Even those who can't find their car keys and have looked everywhere else.]]
---. '''Ron:''' Yeah, even then.
1st Aug '17 3:56:49 PM SinDustries
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->Actually, we did get caught once, me and my wife were having sex, when the housekeeper walked in on us. Which is a lot better than the reverse.

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->Actually, we did get caught once, me and my wife were having sex, when the housekeeper walked in on us. Which is a lot better than the reverse.
reverse. When that happens, you wind up saying stuff like, "I'll pack my shit... as soon as it quits burning."
27th Jun '17 5:04:39 AM StarTropes
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* GoodAngelBadAngel: In a skit where he recalls committing an act of infidelity:
-->You know that little guy that sits on your shoulders that reminds you of your prior commitments and your moral fortitude? I didn't hear a peep out of that guy! He hadn't been laid in three months, either! He was speechless for like 20 minutes, then he went, "Suck her titties!" "I was ''gonna''!" Soon as the whole thing's over, he's back at his post: "That was ''wrong'', mister!" I'm like, "20 minutes ago, you were beatin' off on my shoulder, monkey boy!" I fuckin' hate him, man. He smokes pot. He burned a hole in my other jacket. (''beat'') Right before the show.



* ShoulderAngels: In a skit where he recalls committing an act of infidelity:
-->You know that little guy that sits on your shoulders that reminds you of your prior commitments and your moral fortitude? I didn't hear a peep out of that guy! He hadn't been laid in three months, either! He was speechless for like 20 minutes, then he went, "Suck her titties!" "I was ''gonna''!" Soon as the whole thing's over, he's back at his post: "That was ''wrong'', mister!" I'm like, "20 minutes ago, you were beatin' off on my shoulder, monkey boy!" I fuckin' hate him, man. He smokes pot. He burned a hole in my other jacket. (''beat'') Right before the show.


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* TicketLineCampout: Comments on people who camped out for three days to get Music/GarthBrooks tickets.
--> "I wouldn't camp out for three days if I was...''camping''."
27th Jun '17 4:57:08 AM StarTropes
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* RealMenEatMeat: He has a low opinion of vegetarianism. Witness this conversation between him and a vegetarian friend:
--> '''Friend:''' I feel nauseous and I have a headache. I think that vegetable soup I had for lunch must've had beef broth in it.\\
'''Ron:''' Your system's kickin' back...''broth''? [[SarcasmMode You're a manly man, aren't you?]]
1st Jun '17 5:51:37 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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-->"They found 7/8 of a gram of marijuana on my plane. Now, when I have 7/8 of a gram of marijuana, I consider myself to be ''out of pot''."
19th Apr '17 2:54:58 PM SventheCrusader
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--> '''Ron:''' This guy was coming up with all these arguments and I just said, 'Yeah well ''FUCK YOU!!!''' I thought I had ''won''. The other guy was speechless. I thought that's what we were supposed to do.

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--> '''Ron:''' This guy was coming up with all these arguments and I just said, 'Yeah well actually got kicked off the high school debate team for saying, "Yeah? Well ''FUCK YOU!!!''' YOU!''" I thought I had ''won''. The other guy was speechless. I thought that's what we were supposed to do.
19th Apr '17 2:49:14 PM SventheCrusader
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* CoolOldGuy

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* CoolOldGuyCoolOldGuy: 61 years old and still smoking, drinking, and cursing like [[Music/{{Motorhead}} Lemmy Kilmister]].
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