History Characters / YouDontKnowJack

->''"Hello, people! How ya doin'? My name's Cookie, welcome to our show here. How many people are gonna be playing the game?"

--> '''Donny:''' Player One, you failed to enter your John Hancock. From now on, you're Sisyphus.

The most well-known of the hosts. Started his career as the green-room organizer in ''Volume 1'', ''Sports'' and ''Volume 2'', before going on to to host ''Movies'', ''Volume 3'', the ''Netshow'', the PlayStation game, part of ''The Ride'', ''Offline'', the online game, ''2011'', and the FaceBook game. Also the green-room organizer in German Volume 1, German Volume 2, German PlayStation, and German Volume 4. Was TheAnnouncer for the short lived live-action game show.

A sociopathic cereal mascot of various cereals including British Chocky Puffs, which contain blood sausage, and Chocky the Chipmunk's Allergy Clusters, which are about as delicious as Grandma's hard diabetes candy ([[FlatJoy "Yay..."]]).

* TakeThatScrappy: Appears in ''The Ride''... and is immediately dropped through a trapdoor by Cookie.

!!!'''Hellen'''

A sociopathic cereal mascot, known for his catchphrases, "Pink and tarty." and "WOAAAAAH!". The mascot of various cereals including British Chocky Puffs, which contain blood sausage, and Chocky the Chipmunk's Allergy Clusters, which are about as delicious as Grandma's hard diabetes candy ([[FlatJoy "Yay..."]]).

* Jerkass: In earlier games he'd insult the player's score, give them an embarrasing nickname if they didn't enter one in the box and mock them for not having a social life. He gets better once promoted to host. Sort of.

'''Cookie Masterson''' -- The most well-known of the hosts. Was the green-room organizer in the volume 1, ''Sports'', and Volume 2, then went on to star in ''Movies'', Volume 3, the ''Netshow'', PlayStation, part of ''The Ride'', ''Offline'', the online game, ''2011'', and ''Facebook''. Also the green-room organizer in German Volume 1, German Volume 2, German PlayStation, and German Volume 4. Was TheAnnouncer for the short lived live-action game show.

'''Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein''' -- The newest of the hosts, has hosted in ''TV'', part of ''The Ride'', the ''Netshow'', ''Louder! Faster! Funnier!'', ''5th Dementia'', ''Mock 2'', and ''The Lost Gold''. He also acts as TheAnnouncer in ''2011'' and the Facebook game.

'''Nate Shapiro''' -- The game's first host, who has appeared in 1, the ''Netshow'', the Tiger Electronics Tabletop version, and part of ''The Ride''.

'''Guy Towers''' -- Hosted ''Sports'', the ''Sports Netshow'', and part of ''The Ride''

'''Buzz Lippman''' -- The [[TheScrappy least popular]] of the hosts, Buzz hosted Volume 2, and made [[TheCameo a cameo]] in ''The Ride''.

'''Bob''' -- Hosted ''Headrush'' and handled the intercom and technical issues in 2011, iOS, and Facebook.

'''Jack Cake''' -- Hosted the British Version.

'''Quizmaster Jack''' -- The host of the German volumes. Hosted Volume 1, Volume 2, ''Abwärts!'', PlayStation, and Volume 4 with the first game voiced by Axel Malzacher and the latter 4 being voiced by [[TheOtherDarrin Kai Taschner]].

'''Troy Stevens''' -- Hosted the short-lived live-action game show. Portrayed by Paul Reubens. Currently the only host who has been seen.

'''Raul''' -- Replaced Cookie as the organizer in ''Movies''. Also hosted the Netshow.[[note]]One Netshow question asked "Which of these people has never hosted an installment of You Don't Know Jack?" "Cookie" was the correct answer, though it's advertised afterward that he would be hosting Movies. If you chose "Raul", the host angrily told you that ''he's'' Raul.[[/note]]

'''Old Man'''

'''Donny''' -- The organizer for 2011. Suffers from a severe case of DelusionsOfEloquence.

'''Kim''' -- A fact finder in 2011 who would occasionally interrupt questions in order to point out mistakes in the questions or Cookie's comments in great detail.

'''Chad''' -- Occasionally pops up in 2011. He is remarkably dimwitted and frequently annoys Cookie with his idiocy and his habit of losing the questions he's supposed to hand Cookie. In episode 47 of 2011 [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17O8i6E5qFI he wrote the Jack Attack which simply consisted of answering when you were told]], causing Cookie to try to shut the game down.

'''Chocky the Chipmunk''' -- A sociopathic cereal mascot, known for his catchphrases, "Pink and tarty." and "WOAAAAAH!" as well as various cereals including British Chocky Puffs, which contain blood sausage, and Chocky the Chipmunk's Allergy Clusters, which are about as delicious as Grandma's hard diabetes candy ([[FlatJoy "Yay..."]]).

'''Chocky the Chipmunk''' -- A sociopathic cereal mascot, known for his catchphrases, "Pink and tarty." and "WOAAAAAH!" as well as various cereals including British Chocky Puffs, which contain blood sausage, and Chocky the Chipmunk's Allergy Clusters, which are about as delicious as Grandma's hard diabetes candy ([[SarcasmMode "yay."]])

'''Cookie Masterson''' -- The most well-known of the hosts. Was the green-room organizer in the volume 1, ''Sports'', and Volume 2, then went on to star in ''Movies'', Volume 3, the ''Netshow'', PlayStation, part of ''The Ride'', ''Offline'', the online game, and ''2011''. Also the green-room organizer in German Volume 1, German Volume 2, German PlayStation, and German Volume 4. Was TheAnnouncer for the short lived live-action game show.

'''Chocky the Chipmunk''' -- A sociopathic cereal mascot, known for his catchphrases, "Pink and tarty." and "WOAAAAAH!" as well as various cereals including British Chocky Puffs, which contain blood sausage, and Chocky the Chipmunk's Allergy Clusters.

'''Donny''' -- The organizer for 2011. Suffers from a severe case of DelusionsOfEloquence and Malaproper.

'''Donny''' -- The organizer for 2011. Suffers from a severe case of DelusionsOfEloquence.

'''Raul''' -- Replaced Cookie as the organizer in ''Movies''. Also hosted the Netshow.[[hottip:*:One Netshow question asked "Which of these people has never hosted an installment of You Don't Know Jack?" "Cookie" was the correct answer, though it's advertised afterward that he would be hosting Movies. If you chose "Raul", the host angrily told you that ''he's'' Raul.]]

'''Donny'''

'''Chad''' -- Occasionally pops up in 2011. He is remarkably dimwitted and frequently annoys Cookie with his idiocy and his habit of losing the questions he's supposed to hand Cookie. In episode 47 of 2011 he wrote the Jack Attack which simply consisted of answering when you were told, causing Cookie to try to shut the game down.

'''Troy Stevens''' -- Hosted the short-lived live-action game show. Portrayed by Paul Reubens.

'''Cookie Masterson''' -- The most well-known of the hosts. Was the green-room organizer in the volume 1, ''Sports'', and Volume 2, then went on to star in ''Movies'', Volume 3, the ''Netshow'', PlayStation, part of ''The Ride'', ''Offline'', the online game, and ''2011''. Also the green-room organizer in German Volume 1, German Volume 2, German PlayStation, and German Volume 4.

'''Bob''' -- Hosted ''Headrush''

'''Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein''' -- The newest of the hosts, has hosted in ''TV'', part of ''The Ride'', the ''Netshow'', ''Louder! Faster! Funnier!'', ''5th Dementia'', ''Mock 2'', and ''The Lost Gold''. He also acts as TheAnnouncer in ''2011''.

'''Chocky the Chipmunk'''

'''Chad''' -- Occasionally pops up in 2011. He is remarkably dimwitted and frequently annoys Cookie with his idiocy and his habit of losing the questions he's supposed to hand Cookie. In episode 47 of 2011 he wrote the Jack Attack which simply consisted of answering when you were told, much to Cookie's annoyance.

'''Raul''' -- Replaced Cookie as the organizer in ''Movies''. Also hosted the Netshow.[[hottip:*:One Netshow question asked "Which of these people has never hosted an installment of You Don't Know Jack?" "Cookie" was the correct answer, though it's advertised afterward that he would be hosting Movies. If you chose "Raul", the host angrily told you that ''he's'' Raul.]]

'''Quizmaster Jack''' -- The host of the German volumes. Hosted Volume 1, Volume 2, ''Abwärts!'', PlayStation, and Volume 4 with the first game voiced by Axel Malzacher and the latter 4 being voiced by [[TheOtherDarrin Kai Taschner]].

'''Cookie Masterson''' -- The most well-known of the hosts. Was the green-room organizer in the volume 1, ''Sports'', and Volume 2, then went on to star in ''Movies'', Volume 3, the ''Netshow'', PlayStation, part of ''The Ride'', ''Offline'', the online game, and ''2011''. Also the green-room organizer in German Volume 1, German Volume 2, ''Abwarts!'', German PlayStation, and German Volume 4.

'''Jack Cake'' -- Hosted the British Version.

'''Cookie Masterson''' -- The most well-known of the hosts. Was the green-room organizer in the first game, then went on to star in "Jack" Movies, 3, the Netshow, PlayStation, part of The Ride, Offline, the online game, and "You Don't Know Jack '2011'"

'''Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein''' -- The newest of the hosts, has hosted in TV, part of The Ride, the Netshow, Louder! Faster! Funnier!, 5th Dementia, Mock 2, and The Lost Gold. He also acts as TheAnnouncer in "You Don't Know Jack '2011'".

'''Nate Shapiro''' -- The game's first host, who has appeared in 1, the Netshow, the Tiger Electronics Tabletop version, and part of The Ride.

'''Guy Towers''' -- Hosted Sports, the Sports Netshow, and part of The Ride

'''Buzz Lippman''' -- The [[TheScrappy least popular]] of the hosts, Buzz hosted YDKJ Volume 2, and made [[TheCameo a cameo]] in The Ride.

'''Quizmaster Jack''' -- The host of the German volumes. Hosted Volume 1, Volume 2, ''Abwärts!'', PlayStation, and Volume 4 with the first game voiced by Axel Malzacher and the latter 4 being voiced by [[TheOtherDarwin Kai Taschner]].

'''Buzz Lippman''' -- The [[TheScrappy least popular]] of the hosts, Buzz hosted YDKJ Volume 2, and made [[TheCameo a cameo]] in The Ride.

'''Cookie Masterson''' -- The most well-known of the hosts, starred in "Jack" Movies, 3, the Netshow, PlayStation, part of The Ride, Offline, the online game, and "You Don't Know Jack '2011'"

!![[GameShowHost The Hosts]]