History Characters / TalesOfTheCanterlotDeportationAgency

* KickTheSonOfABitch: Nobody in New Cynosure likes her, or will ever lift a finger to defend her. In ''Soul Survivor'', one of the New Cynosure pony guards openly tells Joanna that he'll turn a blind eye if Bree decides to kick the shit out of her. In ''Divine Intersection'', Luna outright tells her that the only reason she's alive so far is because the rest of New Cynosure is too moral to attack her.

-->''I stand for the enforcement of what '''should be''', Euthanatos -- and in '''this''' world, magic is what should be.''

* CanadaEh: His last name suggests Quebec ancestry.

* SuperWeight: Around a 3. Like every Awakened mage, no matter how strong her magic might become, physically, she's human-normal.

* SuperWeight: The chemicals appear to be on the border between one and two. They can physically do somewhat more than a normal human with Jack's size and build could manage, but it's not a spectacular increase: it's just an edge.

* GagBoobs: Played seriously: she has a slow-growth progressive case of virginal breast hypertrophy. This doesn't exactly help her in her chosen profession: she can't run more than short distances without it becoming painful, certain fighting techniques can't be used, her potential range for seducing her way into something was low ''before'' that got factored in, clothing is expensive, a number of other humans automatically mock her -- and ponies, who really aren't used to a species which possesses full-time visible mammary glands, find her that much more disturbing than every other human female. However, she refuses to "let knives take her to what others might feel was acceptable", and so simply steps out her workouts a little more.

* ParodySue: As mentioned on the main page, Bree hits a number of sue-ish traits, but these are both a tongue-in-cheek poke at the tendency for [=OWoD=] players to make such characters and given a hefty dose of realistic consequences-- her GagBoobs cause her problems rather than making her sexy, her physique attracts scorn and derision rather than admiration, etc.

* WithGreatPowerComesGreatHotness: {{Averted}}. Most other mages assume her GagBoobs and other exotic-to-the-point-of-parody features are the product of Life spells, and tend to find it hilarious when they learn she has no aptitude for Life magic and her looks are entirely natural.

* SkunkStripe: Multiple white ones within red hair.

* InformedJudaism: Averted so far, although she's a little surprised to find herself turning to [[Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia Christian allergory]] in an attempt to teach Lyra [[spoiler: why bringing her across would be bad]].

A [[TabletopGame/MageTheAscension New World Order]] agent in his early thirties who's been in Equestria for a little over a year. He was working as lab security at a facility dedicated to sealing off the [[TabletopGame/WerewolftheApocalypse Gauntlet]] -- and was offshift and in his bath when a lab accident reached into his onsite apartment and tossed him into Equestria. He considers himself to be New Cynosure security, helping to maintain the safety of the settlement camp -- especially against anything which might show up from his homeworld.

A seventeen year-old [[ComicBook/BuckGodotZapGunForHire Hoffmannite]] who's been in Equestria for six months, arriving courtesy of an X-Tel experiment which managed to find an entirely new way of not quite working. Generally friendly, often gregarious, and possessing ''no'' previous experience of humans away from her [[{{Heavyworlder}} homeworld]], let alone ponies. She's adjusting quickly, but there are still a few people who feel New Cynosure would have been better off if she'd landed in Mazein.

A seventeen year-old [[ComicBook/BuckGodotZapGunForHire Hoffmannite]] who's been in Equestria for six months, arriving courtesy of an X-Tel experiment which managed to find an entirely new way of not quite working. Generally friendly, often gregarious, and possessing ''no'' previous experience of humans away from her [[{{Heavyworlder}} homeworld]], let alone ponies. She's adjusting quickly, but there are still a few people who feel New Cynosure would have been better off if she'd landed in [[ALoadOfBull Mazein]].