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* HiddenDepths: Buried at least six feet under, but they're there all the same. [[spoiler:His first words to Donna Mae are informing her "fighting aliens was scarier [than her delivery]"]].

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* HiddenDepths: Buried at least six feet under, but they're there all the same. [[spoiler:His first words to Donna Mae are informing her that "fighting aliens was scarier less scary [than her delivery]"]].
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* OnlyOneName

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* OnlyOneNameOnlyOneName: [[https://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/131608355877/forgive-me-if-the-answers-intended-to-be According to]] WordOfGod, his birth name is unknown even to him, [[spoiler: and he took Pamela's last name as his own when they got married.]]



** Telling her you murdered an alternate reality version of Robin seems to be one too. How mad is she? She's actually trying to murder the guy who did it.

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** Telling her that you [[spoiler: murdered an alternate reality version of Robin Robin]] seems to be one too. too. How mad is she? She's actually trying to murder the guy who did it.
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* HiddenDepths: Buried at least six feet under, but they're there all the same. [[spoiler:His first words to Donna Mae are informing her "fighting aliens was scarier [than her delivery]".

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* HiddenDepths: Buried at least six feet under, but they're there all the same. [[spoiler:His first words to Donna Mae are informing her "fighting aliens was scarier [than her delivery]".delivery]"]].



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-->'''Galasso:''' Bow before me, your master! The name's Galasso, boy. Learn it, for it is the name of your doom.
-->'''Ethan:''' Sir, this is just a toy store.

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-->'''Galasso:''' Bow before me, your master! The name's Galasso, boy. Learn it, for it is the name of your doom.\\ '''Ethan:''' Sir, this is just a toy store.
-->'''Ethan:''' Sir, this is just a toy store.



* OhCrap: When Arnold informs him about the NSA's spying via laptop computers. Why? [[spoiler:Because when no-one else is around, he sings [[Disney/{{Frozen}} Let It Go]] off-key, over and over.]]

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* OhCrap: When Arnold informs him about the NSA's spying via laptop computers. Why? [[spoiler:Because when no-one else is around, he sings [[Disney/{{Frozen}} Let [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 "Let It Go]] Go"]] off-key, over and over.]]

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* BiTheWay: Robin's idea of herself has gradually evolved from "I ain't no lesbian" to "straight with an exception" to "I guess I'm generally kinda undefinably queer?" Word of God is that [[http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/74440619031/heres-something-i-drew-back-in-october-of-2004 she's always been attracted to some women]], but kept dismissing it as friendship.
-->''Like me, Robin will face the truths she’s scared of by testing the water by treating those truths as a joke, and then really really like telling that joke louder and louder, before it gets harder to hide...''



* BiTheWay: When Faz decided to sleep with a guy so that he could be gay, fill a diversity quota, and be impossible to fire, Ninja Rick was the one to volunteer.



* BiTheWay: He's willing to sleep with Amber and Ethan, in the same night, solely to mess with their heads.



* BiTheWay: At the very least, she's willing to make out "licky-style" with Robin.



* BiTheWay: For the longest time, despite being obsessed with Amber, the only person he'd ever had sex with was Ninja Rick.
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* BitzBox: As a collector his is especially egregious.
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* SatelliteCharacter: He appears in very few strips with an active role and hasn't even appeared in most of the cast portraits in the page banner over the years. Notably, he hasn't appeared in ''Dumbing of Age'' at all (Even Reagan got a cameo as Mary's poster) and in the monthly Patreon poll for which character gets an extra strip, he specifically names Ninja Rick when reminding people of the 'no characters that haven't appeared' rule.

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* SatelliteCharacter: He appears in very few strips with an active role and hasn't even appeared in most of the cast portraits in the page banner over the years. Notably, he hasn't appeared in ''Dumbing of Age'' at all (Even Reagan got a cameo as Mary's poster) and in the monthly Patreon poll for which character gets an extra strip, he Willis specifically names Ninja Rick when reminding people of the 'no characters that haven't appeared' rule.
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* SatelliteCharacter: He appears in very few strips with an active role and hasn't even appeared in most of the cast portraits in the page banner over the years.

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* SatelliteCharacter: He appears in very few strips with an active role and hasn't even appeared in most of the cast portraits in the page banner over the years. Notably, he hasn't appeared in ''Dumbing of Age'' at all (Even Reagan got a cameo as Mary's poster) and in the monthly Patreon poll for which character gets an extra strip, he specifically names Ninja Rick when reminding people of the 'no characters that haven't appeared' rule.
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* {{Landlord}}: Of sorts. Before Robin and Leslie were dating and Robin was in Congress, Robin bought Leslie a house to make up for, well, being straight. For a while, most of the cast lived there free of rent.
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* {{Landlord}}: Of sorts. Before Robin and Leslie were dating and Robin was in Congress, Robin bought Leslie a house to make up for, well, being straight. For a while, most of the cast lived there free of rent.
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* StraightMan: Despite being neither.

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* %%* StraightMan: Despite being neither.
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* AllGirlsLikePonies
* AmazinglyEmbarassingParents: [[spoiler:Decades into the future, she recounts to her kids how she gave birth to them at super-speed.]]

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* AllGirlsLikePonies
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* AmazinglyEmbarassingParents: AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents: [[spoiler:Decades into the future, she recounts to her kids how she gave birth to them at super-speed.]]
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* LoveableSexManiac: Somehow taken UpToEleven, with him having trouble relating to Ultra Car due to this. Deconstucted in a later appearance where he bemoans the fact all of his friends are married or pared off while he's left alone.

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* LoveableSexManiac: LovableSexManiac: Somehow taken UpToEleven, with him having trouble relating to Ultra Car due to this. Deconstucted in a later appearance where he bemoans the fact all of his friends are married or pared off while he's left alone.
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* YouFailBiologyForever: No, Galasso, another woman ''cannot'', in fact, impregnate your daughter.

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* YouFailBiologyForever: ArtisticLicenseBiology: No, Galasso, another woman ''cannot'', in fact, impregnate your daughter.

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* CrazyPrepared: "Never presume a man does not have box cutters at his disposal!"



* SanitySlippage: Several weeks locked up in the storeroom sends an already nutty man madder, to the extent he believes he's the general of a small nation, with his "people" being boxes and an overly-large calculator.



* AmazinglyEmbarassingParents: [[spoiler:Decades into the future, she recounts to her kids how she gave birth to them at super-speed.]]



* ExpressDelivery: [[spoiler: Gave birth to Abby, Gabby and Tabby in one panel after carrying them for only three weeks.]]

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* ExpressDelivery: [[spoiler: Gave [[spoiler:Gave birth to Abby, Gabby and Tabby in one panel after carrying them for only three weeks.]]



* NotDistractedByTheSexy: Leslie tried, but Robin was too frazzled to notice the sexy underwear.
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Hinted at in an early strip with Thad, that some of Robin's ditzy behaviour is trying to blend in at Shortpacked. On the other hand, it probably isn't.






* {{Fangirl}}: Of ''Franchise/StarWars'' (and ''Star Trek'', and ''Back to the Future''). She figured out she was gay thanks to ''Return of the Jedi''.



During her youth, she was an avid fan of the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' cartoon, gaining inspiration from Starfire. She was disappointed by her characterization in recent DC books, but remains interested in superheroes. Lucy became Amber's replacement at the San Francisco ''Shortpacked!'', through which she aspires to sell superhero toys to young girls.

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During her youth, she was an avid fan of the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' cartoon, gaining inspiration from Starfire. She was disappointed by her characterization in recent DC books, but remains interested in superheroes. Lucy became Amber's replacement at the San Francisco ''Shortpacked!'', through which she aspires to sell superhero toys to young girls.



* DaddyIssues: Her {{asexuality}} and outright disdain for human mating practices puts her pretty completely at odds with her creator, Joe Rosenthal, and leaves their relationship more than a little strained.

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* DaddyIssues: DaddyIssues:
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Her {{asexuality}} and outright disdain for human mating practices puts her pretty completely at odds with her creator, Joe Rosenthal, and leaves their relationship more than a little strained.



* EnfanteTerrible: By human standards, she'd be a minor, and she's a vicious kid. One of her first acts was trying to murder Danny for offending her. Robin even lampshades it by comparing her to Stewie Griffin.
* {{Fangirl}}: Of ''Short Circuit'', to the extent she mails herself to Shortpacked ''solely'' to recreate the opening of the second movie.



* MorphicResonance: Her recent shift from anthropomorphic car to humanoid female has left i--er, her, sorry--with many traits indicative of her former form, amongst them dark red hair, square glasses (to resemble the headlight-eyes), and roller skates.
* MissingMom: Losing Rachel affected Ultra Car a lot more than she was willing to admit, though it's mostly apparent in retrospect after Rachel returns.



* {{Jerkass}}: Aware and proud of it, even saving Ethan from being turned into an asshole by bumper stickers solely because "no-one out-assholes me". She destroyed his car in the process.
* MorphicResonance: Her shift from anthropomorphic car to humanoid female leaves her with many traits indicative of her former form, amongst them dark red hair, square glasses (to resemble the headlight-eyes), and roller skates.
* MissingMom: Losing Rachel affected Ultra Car a lot more than she was willing to admit, though it's mostly apparent in retrospect after Rachel returns.



* PaperThinDisguise: As [[SpiderMan Spider-Car.]] It somehow managed to fool Robin, though.

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* PaperThinDisguise: As [[SpiderMan [[Franchise/SpiderMan Spider-Car.]] It somehow managed to fool Robin, though.



* BerserkButton: [[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1119 Ethan's is overusing "quite"]].

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* BerserkButton: BerserkButton:
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[[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1119 Ethan's is overusing "quite"]]."quite"]].
** The ''Beast Wars'' story "Razor's Edge" manages to push one of his (though it's not clear which part annoyed him more, Airrazor being alive on Cybertron before ''Beast Wars'', or the robo-bondage bit)''.
-->'''Ethan:''' ''(to Robin, after she tells him about "Razor's Edge")'' [[AC:Leave before I destroy you.]]
-->'''Robin:''' Every nerd's got a button to press.



* GoneHorriblyWrong: When he was a kid, Ethan was more fond of ''Sesame Street'' than his mother found comfortable, so she bought him an ''entire wave'' of Transformers toys in the hopes he'd like it. As Amber notes, it worked a little too well.



* BiTheWay: He's willing to sleep with Amber and Ethan, in the same night, solely to mess with their heads.



* HiddenDepths: Buried at least six feet under, but they're there all the same. [[spoiler:His first words to Donna Mae are informing her "fighting aliens was scarier [than her delivery]".
* LockedOutOfTheLoop: When the others locked Galasso up in the store-room, they tried to keep Mike out of the loop. He eventually revealed he already knew.



* NotDistractedByTheSexy: Which annoys Amber almost as much as the fact he'd sabotaged her shower.



* PerpetualFrowner: Unless he's drunk, in which case he becomes a PerpetualSmiler.



* BiTheWay: At the very least, she's willing to make out "licky-style" with Robin.






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!!Sidney Yus

A former employee of Shortpacked, laid of by Galasso during a lean economic period. She took it poorly, swearing revenge on them, and eventually forming the Axis of Something to do just that. When that didn't work, she instead decided to take Robin's place in congress to shut down Shortpacked. That didn't work either.

* BigBad: She's the closest thing Shortpacked has to one, at any rate.
* CreateYourOwnVillain: Amber had actually fudged the numbers on who was selling the most customer protection rackets to protect Ethan.
* HoistByTheirOwnPetard: Taking Robin's place in congress succeeded, but immediately learned that she lacked the ability to do anything to them while there, keeping her out of the way for some time.
* LargeHam
* LaughingMad: On "infiltrating" her way back into Shortpacked, she reacts to getting hired by running around, cackling insanely.
* PokeThePoodle: Her schemes are to ultimately shut down a toy store.
* RememberTheNewGuy: Blatantly done when she's introduced. Galasso declares he's going to fire someone, and he fires... a character we've never seen before.
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: Weaponized, and how, during her election campaign. "I believe Congresswoman De Santo when she says she's not a werewolf..."

!!Thad

A fanboy, like Ethan, who he strikes up a friendship with. Briefly became the target of one of Robin's ludicrous plans to force the two to bang. Then it turned out he was dating Evan, Ethan's [=McAwesomes=] counterpart.

* MeaningfulName: Subverted, his second name is not "Guy".
* OnlySaneMan: Slightly smarter than the Shortpacked crew, and he tries bringing up Robin's past as a war hero.
* PutOnABus: He basically disappeared after it turned out he was dating Evan, not reappearing for ''years''.
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Amber, initially, was shy, awkward and suffering from a serious inferiority complex, but has grown over the course of the comic into a strong and confident character with arguably the fewest quirks of the cast save for a mild sadistic streak. Her main nerdish tendencies are towards ''Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'', ''MyLittlePony'' and manga, with the latter being far less pronounced than the two former. She also has a sort of superhero character of her own design, Amazi-Girl, whom she dresses as occasionally (and tends to get a MomentOfAwesome when she does.) She left to manage a new Shortpacked store in Denver, funded by Joe Rosenthal.

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Amber, initially, was shy, awkward and suffering from a serious inferiority complex, but has grown over the course of the comic into a strong and confident character with arguably the fewest quirks of the cast save for a mild sadistic streak. Her main nerdish tendencies are towards ''Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'', ''MyLittlePony'' and manga, with the latter being far less pronounced than the two former. She also has a sort of superhero character of her own design, Amazi-Girl, whom she dresses as occasionally (and tends to get a MomentOfAwesome SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome when she does.) She left to manage a new Shortpacked store in Denver, funded by Joe Rosenthal.

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* YouFailBiologyForever: No, Galasso, another woman ''cannot'', in fact, impregnate your daughter.



* YouFailBiologyForever: No, Galasso, another woman ''cannot'', in fact, impregnate your daughter.

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* YouFailBiologyForever: No, Galasso, another woman ''cannot'', in fact, impregnate your daughter.

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* OverprotectiveDad: Inverted. Galasso ''demands'' of anyone who's listening that they please, for the love of God, [[IWantGrandkids have sex with his daughter.]]




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* YouFailBiologyForever: No, Galasso, another woman ''cannot'', in fact, impregnate your daughter.


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* AwesomeMcCoolname: Again, her father named her "Conquest."
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* GenreSavvy: See MetaGuy.
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* GodlySidestep: Enforced. He's perfectly wiling to answer Mike's question about the "virgin birth" thing, but Amber ''tackles him'' to preserve the mystery.

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* BarbieDollAnatomy: As revealed in the 4/24/14 strip, Ultra Car is completely doll-like under her clothes, and a later strip reveals that even if she were equipped with robotic sexual organs she would receive no pleasure from them.

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* BarbieDollAnatomy: As revealed in [[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=2060 the 4/24/14 strip, strip]], Ultra Car is completely doll-like under her clothes, and a later strip reveals that even if she were equipped with robotic sexual organs she would receive no pleasure from them.


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* TreasureChestCavity: In addition to extra arms, her chest can also [[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=2031 hide shoplifted books.]]
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* FriendsAreChosenFamilyArent: Robin's upbringing has given her a reflexive aversion to "capital-F families" and a lifelong dream of living with people she can choose.
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* OddFriendship: With Leslie, the most overtly atheistic member of the cast. They bond over the hypocrisies of modern-day Evangelical Christianity.
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* ChickMagnet: The cast page calls him a "gorgeous piece of man-candy".
* ColdTurkeysAreEverywhere

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* ChickMagnet: The cast page calls him a "gorgeous piece of man-candy".
man-candy"...
* ColdTurkeysAreEverywhereColdTurkeysAreEverywhere: ...which is less than ideal for a recovering sex addict.
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->First appearance: January 21st, 2005 (August 26, 2003 in ''[[{{Walkyverse}} It's Walky!]]'')

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->First appearance: January 21st, 2005 (August 26, 2003 in ''[[{{Walkyverse}} ''[[Webcomic/{{Walkyverse}} It's Walky!]]'')



Former California representative in Congress through no fault of her own; [[{{Walkyverse}} superpowered war hero]], current lover of Leslie Bean. Also the cause of the comic's CerebusSyndrome via her pulling of the Drama Tag.

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Former California representative in Congress through no fault of her own; [[{{Walkyverse}} [[Webcomic/{{Walkyverse}} superpowered war hero]], current lover of Leslie Bean. Also the cause of the comic's CerebusSyndrome via her pulling of the Drama Tag.



->First appearance: February 11, 2005 (April 16, 1999 in ''[[{{Walkyverse}} Roomies!]]'')

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->First appearance: February 11, 2005 (April 16, 1999 in ''[[{{Walkyverse}} Roomies!]]'')
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* JerkAss: Not a pleasant person

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* AndThenUltraCarWasAGirl
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--> [[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1755 Leslie, you are honest-to-god the nicest person I know. And tell me, what has that gotten you?]]

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--> [[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1755 Leslie, you are honest-to-god the nicest person I know. And tell me, what has that what's THAT gotten you?]]
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* JumpedAtTheCall: Compared to the rest of the abductees, anyway. She snuck onto the Head Alien's ship and demanded powers, specifically the super speed she's known for.
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* InstantAwesomeJustAddNinja: Not just his shtick, this is Ninja Rick's entire ''LIFE''.

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* AmbiguousEnding: [[spoiler:Faz's penultimate appearance shows him climbing into a lion pit. In his final appearance, he's shown having TakenALevelInBadass and wearing a lion as a coat--but he's also got the sun usually used to represent God hanging out behind him. Whether he survived the lions or we're seeing him in the afterlife is up for debate.]]



* DrivenToSuicide: Robin's hell-face put so much shock and horror into Faz during her pregnancy, that he seemingly leapt to his death in a lion pen. In the months after, he was only been referenced on a list of crossed out names and listed as "lion food?" [[spoiler: And then it was revealed he'd survived in the closing strips; see TookALevelInBadass.]]

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* DrivenToSuicide: Robin's hell-face put so much shock and horror into Faz during her pregnancy, that he seemingly leapt to his death in a lion pen. In the months after, he was only been referenced on a list of crossed out names and listed as "lion food?" [[spoiler: And then it was revealed he'd survived in the closing strips; see TookALevelInBadass.]]food?"

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