History Characters / OrdinarilyUnited

* DoesNotLikeShoes: Or literally any other article of clothing whatsoever, for that matter. Unitia One's introduction implies that even GodivaHair annoys her.

* GagBoobs: Mayor Tchup has an ''extremely'' large rack (although despite ''Ordinarily United'' being an ecchi, this is never really joked about in-universe or out), and it's suggested that the other female mayors have them too.

** The general Unitia appearance is a (much) HotterAndSexier take n the StringyHairedGhostGirl trope. ''Of all things,'' fan cites [[VideoGame/SpookysJumpScareMansion Specimen 4]] (a monster trying to eat you), [[Wiki/SCPFoundation SCP-136]] (which gives a hallucination of a nude woman with odd proportions that scares the viewer -- the inspiration in the Unitias from that description is obvious), and... ''[[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} Felicia]]'' as general inspirational characters.

A small, purple [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu-looking soul being that's actually a lot tougher than he looks.

* AmbiguouslyHuman: Hoo ''lord.'' For the first fourteen and a half years of his life, he seemed almost completely human. Then, suddenly, he gained a ludricrous number of super-feats and becomes great at almost everything. His own bloodstream has some kind of "silver properties" in it, which ''makes no goddamn sense.'' Blazing Fast believes that he, Unitia Origin, and the Eighth Circle were blessed by "The Great One," but information on that is ''very'' vague.

** He's inspired by [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]] in general and is meant to be a DeconstructiveParody of the OneManArmy-type hero. Carlson being good at ''everything'' is the way a potential hundred percent completionist run that beats all the minigames might be interpreted in a more general setting, from the lead character's point of view. His general apathy from being too overpowered is taken from [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan Saitama,]] except otherwise he's almost the opposite. Saitama is viewed in the public eye as a nobody despite being one of, if not the strongest characters in his home series. Carlson, on the other hand, is a widely-known and beloved celebrity and ranked the number one hero, even though [[spoiler:he's ''not'' a universal godly problem solver and there ''are'' threats even early on that can utterly stomp him, as seen with Assily Blast]].

** The Eighth Circle is also confirmed to be inspired by [[Wiki/SCPFoundation SCP-2317-K:]] a massive [[SizeShifting (most of the time)]] HornedHumanoid that's thought to be completely impossible to beat/contain and it's treated as a matter of ''when,'' rather than ''if,'' he will be unleashed on and attack the world.

** Dipping in to unintentional (at first) is that the Eighth Circle of Hell is ''fraud.'' Fred/Eighth Circle isn't outright lieing about himself, but he's not the big scary Satan-monster that he initially seems like he is. Likewise, the ninth circle is cold and Satan is frozen in the middle of it: the Eighth Circle, the character, resides in an icy pit by the edge of Antartica.

** She lets her own weight-conciousness get the better of her by leaving one of her own minions, Tony the Bear, to die at Stella's hands. And not even bothering to use Res -- who is implied to be able to bring soul beings BackFromTheDead -- to revive him. In her "defense," it's not like Tony the Bear was ''that'' valuable of an asset anyway.
* FoeRomanceSubtext: With Carlson, and it's pretty heavy. Not only does he have at least one ''really'' detailed and graphic wet dream about her, but his own subconcious -- appearing as the Dream Ninjssassin -- explicitely tells him that taking Ninjssassin's form makes him more aroused and he "finishes" a lot faster and more often. Shortly after that, Carlson has his second battle with the ''real'' Ninjssassin, which has ''far'' more sexual undertones than their first fight back in Hill Town Outskirts. As of Chapter 11, this subtext is ''entirely'' one-sided, as Ninjssassin just wants Carlson to die.

* HealingFactor: Averted. When Carlson ends up knocking a tooth out of him, he complains that he ''cannot'' heal himself like the Unitias can, making him one of the Demons openly confirmed to not have any kind of super healing power. The fact that the Purple Shiny Rock is explicitely described as being able to help him grow another tooth is one of the main indicators that the Rocks ''are'' something of note, since the story goes out of its way to say that he can't heal by himself and then shows the Rock healing him. When Carlson fights Ninjssassin, Blazing Fast, and Assily Blast, it turns out that healing a tooth is just the tiny top-atom of the iceberg when it comes to the powers of a Shiny Rock.
* OurDemonsAreDifferent: He's one of the few members of the Hundred Demons that can be described as a "furry" character. Other contenders are Cryipasto (who is more SuperDeformed) andLarge Avian (who is more animal-like -- in this case bird -- than Swinging Blade).

The Holder of the Blue Shiny Rock, Blazing Fast is the major Demon of the second arc and first one who actually knows what he's fucking doing. As ''the'' most human-looking of the entire Hundred, he just appears as a nude man with red hair. By defeault, he can run fast and pick of flames as he runs, then manipulate those flames on top of that. However, his Shiny Rock gives him the ability to just freely make flames out of nothing.

* YouKeepUsingThatWord: In-universe. Not only does he keep saying "nepotism" as "nepetaism" even after being corrected, but even if he said it right he's not using it correctly[[note]]{{nepotism}} is favoritism towards friends or relatives in the work place, while the Eighth Circle and Unitia One/Origin's relationship is... ''shakey'' to say the least. Swinging Blade also ''words'' it incorrectly, saying "You [nepotism] ''ass!''" which doesn't make sense.[[/note]].

* {{Meganekko}}: The only member of her "main" group with glasses, and

* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: He has long, neon-green hair that resembles a lightning bolt, zig-zagging everywhere.

* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: Has bright, long blue hair.

* {{Expy}}: In an odd way, WordOfGod is that the Generator is like to the Unitias what [[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} Onions are to Pikmin.]] A bizarre form of "storage" responsible for their multiplication.

* TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers: Unlike the other major Demons becides the Eighth Circle, she's not a Rock Holder yet she's suggested to be roughly as strong if not even ''more'' powerful. She's also the final member of the Hundred Demons, confirmed to get her "introduction" after the other ninety-nine have theirs (especially with the [[BigBad Eighth Circle's]] being notably early in the story). She's also fully loyal to the Eighth Circle, while it's implied that the other Demons are... ''not.''

* PettingZooPeople: He's one of the few members of the Hundred Demons that can be described as a "furry" character. Other contenders are Cryipasto (who is more SuperDeformed) andLarge Avian (who is more animal-like -- in this case bird -- than Swinging Blade).

The holder of the Yellow Shiny Rock. As of the Blast and the Past Arc, nothing is revealed about him in-story and all information comes from a brief description on Great Pikmin Fan's Fictionpress profile. He's a dragon that can self-replicate, similar to but distinct from the way the Unitias double.

''Not'' a Shiny Rock Holder, but one of Eighth Circle's intended "trump cards" along with Unitia Origin. A mysterious "trump card"

[[folder:20. Pantalite]]

A soul being obsessed with panties trying to play mind games with Unitia One.

[[folder:21. Summoth]]

One of Mleltersighcko's henchmen. A tiny soul being that resembles a moth with a human-like head.

[[folder:23. Mleltersighcko]]

A loud, brash, humanoid soul being resembling a gray woman that "merges in with" motorcycle parts. She leads a mini-gang and formed a sort of alliance with Blazing Fast.

[[folder:28. Vineeytruhp]]

A giant flower-ish shark monster that is one of Empty Fin's friends, seen at the start of the Fuck the Jungle Arc looking around for any information on the Demon activity.

* BizarreAlienBiology: He's a giant shark thing with a mouth that functions like some sort of weird, fantasy carnivorous plant.

[[folder:31. Fifty-Fifty]]

A bizarre money-themed soul being that attacks a Watch City casino.

[[folder:34. Eellooshinist]]

A soul being that can be described as a large eye-tentacle thing. She can make "illusion gel" that she and others can use to induce illusions on other people.

[[folder:36. Teerius]]

A purple, only "partly" solid humanoid soul being with a fixation on Carlson. He likes to paint himself as a charming, mysterious romantic. He is part of the Charmers gang.

* BaitAndSwitch: Near the very end of Chapter 10, he appears ominously atop the "lobby" of Carlson's house with the portal leading to the Unitia PocketDimension, gloating about wanting Carlson for himself. Then Unitia Two turns out to be there, and beats him with a single finger-flick like it's nothing.
* ButtMonkey: Not even the other Demons take him that seriously, and he's suddenly killed at the tail end of Chapter 10 in a massive anti-climax.
* {{Expy}}: Of "Not-Bill" from ''Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage''. He's a parody of giving villains the DracoInLeatherPants treatment and pairing them up with the lead character, writing them as some sort of flowery, charming romantic. But like Not-Bill, he's actually pathetic and nowhere '''near''' as important to the story as he thinks he is. Even his own allies hate him and he's beaten rather anti-climactically.

[[folder:37. Bricka]]

A soul being that initially looks like a brick with a face. However, she also has other parts to her that... just form a wall of bricks.

[[folder:39. Cowiris]]

Stella's first target of the Hundred Demons. Despite her name, she has nothing to do with cows: she's a "snake" of sorts of target-looking things that can spew a number of slow-moving bullets.

* PunnyName: Bullseye. Bull and eye -> Cow and iris.

[[folder:41. Loadcular]]

A giant mass of eyes that wants to be a part of the Dungeon Gang. Unfortunately for him, they were taken out a few days ago by Carlson, Unitia One, and Unitia Two.

[[folder:43. DEATH MECHA]]

A soul being that resembles a mecha about twice the size of an average human. Despite that, he's fully... "organic." He's the second-in-command in the Jungle Gang.

* TheDragon: Claims he's one to Flower's Chest, however Chapter 11 does not show him doing any real work as her aide.

[[folder:44. Batty]]

A large bat that is a part of the "Dungeon Gang," a gang quickly disposed of by Carlson and the Unitias back when there was only two of the latter.

[[folder:50. Dagger]]

The first Demon seen being battled in the story proper. A bizarre, giant, floating worm-like thing who can make knives out of magic, control wind, and can become intangible. He's one of the stronger Demons, painting a rather inaccurate picture of what the other non-Holders are like.

[[folder:52. Pexkcs]]

A Demon who first seems like a strong humanoid who floats, but it turns out that he's "super weak." ''However,'' he also has the power to transfer that "super-weakness."

* {{Expy}}: His concept of being super-weak by himself yet being able to transfer powers is based on two of the "_ank _ills" from Great Pikmin Fan's ''Escape From Fanservice Island''. Basically, Wank G. Will's "power transfer" combined with Wank M. Will's "super-weakness," just conveniently combined in the same character. This '''would''' be something worth shitting bricks over, the power to make any other super powerless ''and'' take their own abilities for themselves, except the Unitias are apparently completely immune to the power-steal.

[[folder:54. Hardened Meteor]]

A humanoid made of rock that can generate smoke that turns in to rocks, which she uses to make enormous meteors. She attacks while the Knights are at Watch City, and also attracts the attention of Eighthback's growing group.

[[folder:55. Shayot Banx]]

A billiards-themed soul being that can be described as looking like a cue stick-monster.

[[folder:62. FY]]

A soul being that can vaguely be described as a stick figure with a keyboard key for a head.

* MythologyGag: "FY" is also a character Great Pikmin Fan had considered making in ''VideoGame/{{MUGEN}}'', and can even be seen in his alternative (somewhat NSFW) [[https://gray-pikmin-fan.tumblr.com/post/142208837667/five-out-of-seven-active-mugen-wips-of-mine Tumblr blog.]] From [[https://66.media.tumblr.com/a7db1bcfb45eb8cf6269bc05d7c1043d/tumblr_inline_o531mrXe0o1sln4o6_1280.png the one image of a reversed, partly obscured sprite of him,]] he resembles the description of his ''Ordinarily United'' counterpart perfectly.
* NonstandardCharacterDesign: Non-visual variant. He's effectively a stick figure in a story otherwise filled with "detailed"/"realistic" humanoids and other beings.

[[folder:63. Analavian]]

A lion-headed bird-like soul being that was one of the few hired with Blazing Fast to try to establish a soul being gang. He unflatteringly calls himself the "King of Birdshit."

* {{Expy}}: There is a character with the exact same "name" in ''Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage'', a ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' badfic by the same author.

[[folder:65. Rollzhia]]

A thin, humanoid soul being with a stone-like body. She is part of the Dungeon Gang.

[[folder:66. Cryipasto]]

A magenta gopher-like soul being that was hired by Blazing Fast as a "last resort" to try to impress the Jungle Gang.

[[folder:68. Large Avian]]

A massive bird-like soul being and one of the first targets of Carlson and the Unitias, explored in flashback.

[[folder:70. Home-Run]]

Chronologically the first Demon taken down by the future-Stellar Silver Knights. An odd yellow humanoid... thing that wants to challenge people to baseball.

[[folder:74. Wunhart]]

A follower of a Demon gang known as the "Charmers." She is a rather large, pink WingedHumanoid that has an obsession with Carlson.

[[folder:75. Derek Shallowadow-Wood]]

Along with Loadcular, he's another Demon that wants to be part of the Dungeon Gang, not really up-to-speed of their deaths. He looks more like an "adventurer," except in simple blocky shapes that... ''resembles'' an MS Paint drawing.

[[folder:77. Black Charm]]

The leader of the "Charmers" gang. A blue humanoid with the ability to send out pheromones that... don't work as well as she intends them to.

[[folder:78. [=ToaFro=] ]]

A "half-frog, half-toad" soul being that is a part of the Dungeon Gang.

[[folder:79. The AWESOME Puzzler]]

A buff humanoid soul being that has the color scheme of a Rubik's Cube. Part of the Dungeon Gang.

[[folder:84. Tankah]]

A humanoid, metal tank-like soul being with powerful cannons. He's possibly the first Demon Stella sees in real life, attacking the restaurant she was at.

* GagPenis: Referenced with his second lower turret, located right between his legs.

[[folder:85. Decay]]

A soul being that resembles a giant, rotting tooth with multiple eyes. Her fight with Her Bone serves as the latter's introduction.

[[folder:89. Empty Fin]]

A shark-based humanoid friends with a few other aquatic Demons. She was initially considered low priority, until she announced trying to convince the Eighth Circle to "wake up" from his "stasis." Also has impressive pyrokinesis, but unfortunately for her, it's not as impressive as the skillset of the Unitias.

* PlayingWithFire: She has the power to shoot fire at enemies. Carlson, naturally, NoSell[=s=] this.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: She's yet another fodder Demon in the end, but the mission to stop her leads in to Carslon deciding to see the Eighth Circle in person for the first time. Which ''technically'' sets up a chain reaction to the Swinging Blade battle, although considering the Unitias' tracking equipment, that might have happened anyway.

[[folder:91. Steamy]]

A humanoid made of steam. Part of the Dungeon Gang.

[[folder:99. Larzhjock the Hard]]

A small, purple [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu-looking soul being that's actually a lot tougher than he looks.

!! The American Football Fighting Collage of True Heroes and not Demon Backstabbers/Real Skies

[[folder:Eighthback]]

An American Football-themed "rival" to the Stellar Silver Knights who is suspicious that Unitia Origin might secretly be trying to betray ''Earth'' and the Hundred Demons, just wanting the planet to herself and the other Unitias.

[[folder:Hanna "Hoodieath" Bang]]

A magazine writer who really, ''really'' hates censorship and double standards. She also has a strange ability where she can "store" strikes she makes on enemies and then unleash them all at once, similar to the Stasis rune from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild''. Only without the time-stopping.

* BrickJoke: Mayor Tchup casually mentions at the end of Chapter 7 that she once sent a fake severed arm in front of the city hall as a threat and "satement" about censorship. Near the end of Chapter 10, [[spoiler:that action gets her arrested -- Tchup was simply trying to pull together as much as possible to ensure that she would win the court case, which is why the authorities seemingly just rolled with her threatening a governmental authority figure.]]
* HairTriggerTemper: Dear lord, she's even worse than some of the more aggressive Demons. She's just about ''always'' in a bad mood, and will look for any reason to rant at anyone.
* HypocriticalHumor:
** For the way she constantly shouts about how it should be okay to loosen up standards about depicting naked women, you'd think she'd get along swimmingly with the Unitias, who always walk/float around naked. Instead, she shouts at Unitia Origin for her finger-cover schtick, not listening to her reasoning behind it (it's basically a form of fake "clothes," with the single finger acting as an "outfit," and not outright "censorship" like Hoodieath says), and leaving while screaming at Origin to fuck off.
** On top of that, Hoodieath actually wears more than not only the Unitias, but a good number of other characters in the story.
* {{Jerkass}}: Hoodieath is not a person you would want to have a conversation with unless you absolutely have to. Unfortunately, she's potentially one of the most powerful heroes in the story, with only the Unitias and possibly Carlson ahead of her.
* StoryBreakerPower: Unlike the main Knights, who have intentionally weak/goofy powers hindered in some way, Hoodieath's main ability is that she can more-or-less magnify her own strength so long as she keeps successively hitting a target. It's enough to deal ''massive'' damage, and she even beats Unitia Origin to being the first character to give a major injury to a '''Shiny Rock Holder.''' Unfortunately, unlike the selfless, reasonable, rational Knights, she's a loose cannon who ends up allying with a man who already does not trust the Unitias.

[[folder:Eugine "The Inventor" Mellows '''(Spoiler Character)''']]

A man with the power to regenerate cells at a rapid pace. He had a strange genetic bone condition that would have killed him had he not gone through extra work and made an odd-beating serum that gave him the aformentioned abilities.

* AndIMustScream: His ultimate fate, albeit downplayed as he will die ''eventually.'' He's hit with an "emergency counter" for his cell-growth powers (heavily implied to be in the event that he regenerates from a certain attack in such a way that makes two of him, as he cannot ''stand'' having another version of himself walking around) that paralyzes him in a very painful manner (by seizing up his muscles, or whatever clumps of odd regenerative cells passes as them). The closing notes to Chapter 11 implies that he's still alive through this; Stella and co would have verified, but then they were interrupted by the ground shaking as a result of the Assily Blast battle.
* ChubbyChaser: Implied with how two of his "main targets" are Stella and Ninjssassin, both of whom either are pudgy or appear pudgy (as Ninjssassin is not human, and part of a strange species, so what her exact weight is "supposed to be" is very unclear). However, his main assistant, Henfight, is quite thin... yet he has her wear a thick full-body chicken suit.
* HateSink: Even ignoring his creepy behavior or just passing it off as social awkward-ness, it still becomes increasingly evident that this guy is a real asshole. He
* OtherMeAnnoysMe: Played for drama/horror. His regeneration powers work in such a way that if a severed/split part of him grows a whole body, that new body could become its own Inventor, complete with getting a soul (as per Word of God). The Inventor hates it when this happens, since despite his inflated ego he cannot stand the way he'll treat ''himself''. It's suggested that the whole reason ''why'' he even made an "emergency antedote" to his powers in the first place was so that he would have a fast, reliable way to kill off his own copies. This ends up biting him in the ass when Henfight and Stella use this serum to kill him.
* TakeThat: He's basically a commentary on the "'loveable' pervert hero" character archetype that Carlson was specifcally written to defy. Even before he shows his true colors at the end of Chapter 8, his general odd behavior in the Hardened Meteor fight was supposed to make him seem annoying. Chapter 10's closing notes ''specifically'' cites [[Manga/TheSevenDeadlySins Meliodas]] as "inspiration" for his character.
* {{Yandere}}: He initially seems like a noble, proud hero that has a soft spot for Stella and tries to slightly "reason" with some of his enemies, or at least go on about how [[CaptainObviousAesop mass-murdering is wrong.]] TheStinger of his very introduction chapter suddenly shows him creepily groping and slobbering over mannequins, and his dialogue implies that he wants to do the same thing to Stella. He's meant to be an out-and-out super-creepo, controlling

[[folder:Valerie "Henfight" Valentine]]

The Inventor's "assistant" of sorts, a woman dressed in a full chicken suit. She can make "energy blasts" that are ''exceptionally'' powerful.

[[folder:Eyebeam Man]]

The closest character ''Ordinarily United'' has to a "classical" hero, this is a man with all the basic superhero powers: flight, strength, and as his name indicates eyebeams. He's also muscular and clad in a tight body-suit. His main schtick is that he DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength, which is why he's generally considered a "last resort" when it comes to defending the place.

* ButtMonkey: Society doesn't exactly ''like'' him too much, no matter how much he tries, thanks to his accidentally destructive nature.

!! Political Leaders

[[folder:The Prime Minister of Canada]]

The Prime Minister as of 2060. He is a ''gigantic,'' buff man who brings fear and intimidation in to just about anyone around him (except Carlson, who is indifferent towards him, and the Unitias, who are implied to scare even ''him'').

* MinorMajorCharacter: He's small stuff compared to the Knights and even he mayors of the main cities (who ''themselves'' are Minor Major Characters to a lesser extent in both "minor" and "major"), but he's ''the'' highest-ranking man seen in the story.

[[folder:The Mayors in General (and the PM)]]

* ColorCodedCharacters: They each wear sparkling suits matching their associated color: what their names are based on (some less subtle than others), the same color of the "Less One" statue in their city's coliseum, and the inspiration "''Zelda'' element/Sage" that their town takes from.
* GagBoobs: Mayor Tchup has an ''extremely'' large rack (although despite ''Ordinarily United'' being an ecchi, this is never really joked about in-universe or out), and it's suggested that the other female mayors have them too.

[[folder:Mayor Sario Green]]

The mayor of Hill Town, the first seen of the "seven major Canadian cities" and North America's major city.

* ShoutOut: His first name, ''finally'' revealed in Chapter 7, is a reference to [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Saria]] -- Sage of Forest. This ties in to

[[folder:Mayor Daminuruknia Tchup]]

The mayor of Watch City, the second of the major cities and the one in the continent of Asia.

[[folder:Mayor Rootlelupha Beeree]]

The mayor of Cooper Domain, the third of the major cities and the one in the continent of South America.

[[folder:Senator Jian Cox]]

A man running for mayor of Cooper Domain, against Beeree's re-election campaign.

* BoomerangBigot: He's all-but a misandrist despite being a man himself, and he implies that he thinks there's too many white people in power... when he himself is whiter than his main opponent (who is Asian) and running for a position of power. It's implied he doesn't actually believe in any of this and is just saying what he thinks will give him more money and ratings.
* HateSink: While not a crusader of human genocide like the Hundred Demons are, this guy is still so much of an asshole and more of an asshole in a comparatively (it's still in ''Ordinarily United''[='=]s over-the-top flavor) ''relatable'' way that it's pretty hard to like him. In addition to him needlessly antagonizing Unitia One to the point of throwing GodwinsLaw all over her and trivializing male victims of abuse (complete with bullshit statistics, like lumping up murder with "being told something they don't like" to make it seem like an ''absurd'' amount of women are murdered daily -- also, using murders just to try to win an argument), at one point he spouts a ''very'' racist remark regarding Mayors Tchup and Beeree, ''to the latter's face.'' And it's not even FantasticRacism, either; he explicitely tells them to go back to their own continents, but then tries to backpedal that by saying that he means to go back to their ''cultures.'' It's also heavily implied that he doesn't really even believe in what he's saying and he instead just goes by what he ''thinks'' will earn him more money, so one can't even really call him a WellIntentionedExtremist.

!! Other Characters

[[folder:Lucy "Yuullieke" Yamamura '''(Spoiler Character)''']]

Carlson's ex-girlfriend, an abusive, manipulative "hipster-looking" woman two years older than him who haunts him in his very dreams. While still alive in 2060, her wherabouts are unknown, as she went AWOL shortly after Carlson left her apartment for good. (In fact, her still being alive is only slightly implied by Carlson's choice of words and directly confirmed by WordOfGod.)

Chapter 11 confirmed that she had joined forces with the Hundred Demons at some point in the story's timeline, in between the fall of Home-Run (the very first Demon killed chronologically) and the start of the Fuck the Jungle Arc. For tropes on her, see the second "Spoiler Character" under the Hundred Demons, main members.

[[folder:The Great One]]

The eponymous deity of the religion on both Earth and the Parallel alike, "Greatism." Blazing Fast, a Greatist before the story began, suspects that Carlson, Unitia Origin, and Eighth Circle's new sudden [[TheAce "blessing of talent"]] is in some way connected to the Great One considering a number of signs.

* AmazingTechnicolorPopulation: Has blue-ish skin, according to Blazing Fast's mural.
* CrystalDragonJesus: It's a religion without a clear-cut major real-world counterpart, just some ''Zelda'' lore altered around a bit and mixed with a possible AuthorAvatar. For starters, there's one TopGod above the rest and six smaller gods
* GodIsEvil: Greatist legend is that while the Less Ones ''are'' genuine benevolent gods, the Great One at least is a gigantic dick.
* TopGod: Above the six Less Ones. The Less Ones themselves are very powerful, but the Great One is suggested to be above them all.
* ThirdEye: Blazing Fast's mural gives him three eyes: one silver, one sea green, and one maroon. These colors also correspond to Carlson, Unitia Origin, and the Eighth Circle respectively. It's implied that this is an indicator that he's the one who gave the trio their powers in the first place.
* WalkingSpoiler: If he even exists, then he's likely the reason for Carlson, the Unitias', and the Eighth Circle's sheer sudden burst of power. There's also the fact that the reveal that ''Ordinarily United'' might even ''have'' a concrete god to its weird-ness may shed some light on the less-usual aspects of the web novel.

[[folder:The Less Ones]]

Six additional deities worshipped by "Greatists." Seven coliseums were built, one on each of Earth's continents, and six of them have a different colossal statue in a Less One's image. The seventh one is implied to be directed to the Great One.

* {{Expy}}: They're based on [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda the Golden Goddesses,]] but times two, to tie in to ''Ordinarily United'' having its inspirations in the ''Zelda'' series. They even have a symbol based on triangles that, in a way, represents them.
* GiantWoman: Their statues are ''enormous,'' and WordOfGod implies in Chapter 10's notes that should they exist, the "real deals" are even ''bigger.''
* WalkingShirtlessScene: Their statues depict them as being topless.

[[folder:'''Spoiler Characters''']]

!! Carlson's Parents

Carlson's parents were ''initially'' thought to have been dead since shortly after Carlson's strange "blessing," but his father turns out alive at the end of Chapter 10, and his mother is likewise just fine too, seen in Chapter 11.

[[folder:Lock-On]]

A mysterious man with robotic eyes that has the ability to copy powers.

* ChekhovsGunman: [[spoiler:He's the man seen at the ''very'' beginning of the story, who up until Chapter 11 just seemed like a cheap excuse as to how the Eighth Circle's Tomb did not cause a giant disaster when it landed.]]

!! ''The High-Splash Adventures of Wavette''

[[folder:The Gang in General]]

[[folder:Wavette]]

The main heroine of ''The High-Splash Adventures of Wavette'' an [[SubvertedKidsShow (alledged)]] kid's show that ran decades before the start of ''Ordinarily United'' proper, [[AlternateHistory and even long before the "present day" that the story was written.]]

* CatchPhrase: [[SpoofAesop "Important Life Lessons from Wavette!"]]
* {{Expy}}:
** Wavette looks like what would happen if one redesigned [[Manga/{{Hellsing}} Rip Van Winkle]] to be a "child-friendly" heroine
** ''Wavette'' as a whole was originally going to be a ShowWithinAShow in ''Total Zeksmit'' back when GPF planned for it to be a huge, expansive world with
* {{Meganekko}}: The only member of her "main" group with glasses, and
* RedEyesTakeWarning: Cryipasto gives her red eyes when he's trying to make an illusionary "scary episode" to startle Carlson and the Unitias. To say that this backfires would be an understatement: instead, it helps Carlson figure out that he's not watching the ''real'' episode that was on at the moment, and rather than being scared because he's in a horror-illusion, Carlson is ''pissed'' because he's missing the actual episode. What Cryipasto was likely unaware of was that Carlson and the Unitias know how to easily break out of illusions,
* SpoofAesop: None of her "Important Life Lessons" should ever be taken as real morals. Ever.
* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: Has bright, long blue hair.

[[folder:Frank]]

Wavette's sole permanent male companion, and her foil in her various adventures. Frank is ''considerably'' more down-to-earth, if a little boob-shy, and at some point in ''High-Splash''[='=]s history he develops in to the OnlySaneMan.

* DependingOnTheWriter: In-universe, as the clips are not in any particular order and lack context, he appears to flip around from being a shy and meek man similar to a good number of harem protagonists in to being an OnlySaneMan sick of all the stupid shit going on around him.
* TheOneGuy: The only man on Wavette's crew that sticks around, since the show regularly has side-men join up and get PutOnABus at best or killed off at worst.
* WhoWritesThisCrap: If there's ''anyone'' who outright criticizes how ridiculous the "fanservice" of ''Wavette'' is, it's this guy. Not that Wavette isn't always above pointing out how stupid the story is.

* TokenHuman: Among the Hundred Demons. The Eighth Circle suggested inviting ''every'' human who wanted to on the Demons, but Ninjssassin pointed out that people would simply abuse that to get the entire population of Earth on there, so that the Eighth Circle would not kill his "fellow demons."

* AndIMustScream: His ultimate fate, albeit downplayed as he will die ''eventually.'' He's hit with an "emergency counter" for his cell-growth powers (heavily implied to be in the event that he regenerates from a certain attack in such a way that makes two of him, as he cannot ''stand'' having another version of himself walking around) that paralyzes him in a very painful manner (by seizing up his muscles, or whatever clumps of odd regenerative cells passes as them). The closing notes to Chapter 10 implies that he's still alive through this; Stella and co would have verified, but then they were interrupted by the ground shaking as a result of the Assily Blast battle.

* BoomerangBigot: He's all-but a misanderist despite being a man himself, and he implies that he thinks there's too many white people in power... when he himself is whiter than his main opponent (who is Asian) and running for a position of power. It's implied he doesn't actually believe in any of this and is just saying what he thinks will give him more money and ratings.

** "Fred," short for "Frederick," means "peaceful ruler." This doubles as an IronicName considering how the majority of the Hundred Demons are genocidal BloodKnight[=s=], but Fred himself is genuinely nice and reluctant to harm a soul. His main problem is that he just ''lets'' the other Demons do so, avoiding stepping in conflict entirely.

[[folder:Yuullieke]]

* AllAbusersAreMale: Averted. She's a horrible girlfriend to Carlson, assuming that his nightmares of her are accurate (and they are), and she's treated dead-seriously.
* BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind: [[spoiler:In Chapter 10, Wunhart manipulates the illusion Carlson and Unitia One/Origin were in so that they had to fight their own inner past demons. "Unitia One" ended up fighting "Unitia Origin," while Carlson ended up fighting Yuullieke. That time, however, he was able to stand up to the image of her and destroy the illusion, implying that if nothing else this also helped him get rid of his recurring nightmare. Downplayed in that Yuullieke was not actually there; it was just some signals Wunhart sent in to Carlson, a "template" that was filled in by his own subconcious.]]
* HateSink: It's hard to hate the Hundred Demons in general as, despite them being genocidal warriors, they're so over-the-top and cartoonishly hammy that it's really hard to feel actual hatred. It's hard to hate their leader, the Eighth Circle, as he's reluctant to actually ''kill'' anyone and is one of the nicest characters in an already somewhat optimistic and lighthearted story. However, Yuullieke is an abusive '''asshole''' and one of the few characters played for horror, who scarred the latter part of Carlson's teenage years.
* RedEyesTakeWarning: She has red eyes, and she's one of the few people in the story who can bring fear in to even ''Carlson.''

!! ''The High-Splash Adventures of Wavette''

[[folder:The Gang in General]]

[[folder:Ruby]]

* PlatonicLifePartners: With just about all of her co-workers, but especially Carlson. Despite Stella's sleeping around a ''lot'' and Carlson canonically being polyamours (despite not wanting to be at first), Stella and Carlson barely have so much as a ShipTease. Even when they're both naked as they

* FatalFlaw: [Wait that's for heroes isn't it fuck.] {{Pride}} without a doubt. While she ''is'' considerably more threatening than a good number of the other Hundred Demons, she could easily be even more effective if she was not arrogant in one way or another.

[[folder:55. Shayot Banx]]

A billiards-themed soul being that can be described as looking like a cue stick-monster.

[[folder:62. FY]]

A soul being that can vaguely be described as a stick figure with a keyboard key for a head.

* MythologyGag: "FY" is also a character Great Pikmin Fan had considered making in ''VideoGame/{{MUGEN}}'', and can even be seen in his alternative (somewhat NSFW) [[https://gray-pikmin-fan.tumblr.com/post/142208837667/five-out-of-seven-active-mugen-wips-of-mine Tumblr blog.]] From [[https://66.media.tumblr.com/a7db1bcfb45eb8cf6269bc05d7c1043d/tumblr_inline_o531mrXe0o1sln4o6_1280.png the one image of a reversed, partly obscured sprite of him,]] he resembles the description of his ''Ordinarily United'' counterpart perfectly.
* NonstandardCharacterDesign: Non-visual variant. He's effectively a stick figure in a story otherwise filled with "detailed"/"realistic" humanoids and other beings.

[[folder:63. Analavian]]

A lion-headed bird-like soul being that was one of the few hired with Blazing Fast to try to establish a soul being gang. He unflatteringly calls himself the "King of Birdshit."

* {{Expy}}: There is a character with the exact same "name" in ''Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage'', a ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' badfic by the same author.

[[folder:65. Rollzhia]]

A thin, humanoid soul being with a stone-like body. She is part of the Dungeon Gang.

[[folder:66. Cryipasto]]

A magenta gopher-like soul being that was hired by Blazing Fast as a "last resort" to try to impress the Jungle Gang.

[[folder:68. Large Avian]]

A massive bird-like soul being and one of the first targets of Carlson and the Unitias, explored in flashback.

[[folder:70. Home-Run]]

Chronologically the first Demon taken down by the future-Stellar Silver Knights. An odd yellow humanoid... thing that wants to challenge people to baseball.

[[folder:78. [=ToaFro=] ]]

A "half-frog, half-toad" soul being that is a part of the Dungeon Gang.

[[folder:79. The AWESOME Puzzler]]

A buff humanoid soul being that has the color scheme of a Rubik's Cube. Part of the Dungeon Gang.

[[folder:84. Tankah]]

A humanoid, metal tank-like soul being with powerful cannons. He's possibly the first Demon Stella sees in real life, attacking the restaurant she was at.

* GagPenis: Referenced with his second lower turret, located right between his legs.

[[folder:85. Decay]]

A soul being that resembles a giant, rotting tooth with multiple eyes. Her fight with Her Bone serves as the latter's introduction.

[[folder:89. Empty Fin]]

A shark-based humanoid friends with a few other aquatic Demons. She was initially considered low priority, until she announced trying to convince the Eighth Circle to "wake up" from his "stasis." Also has impressive pyrokinesis, but unfortunately for her, it's not as impressive as the skillset of the Unitias.

* PlayingWithFire: She has the power to shoot fire at enemies. Carlson, naturally, NoSell[=s=] this.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: She's yet another fodder Demon in the end, but

[[folder:91. Steamy]]

A humanoid made of steam. Part of the Dungeon Gang.

[[folder:99. Larzhjock the Hard]]

A small, Pikachu-looking soul being that's actually a lot tougher than he looks.

!! The American Football Fighting Collage of True Heroes and not Demon Backstabbers/Real Skies

[[folder:Eighthback]]

An American Football-themed "rival" to the Stellar Silver Knights who is suspicious that Unitia Origin might secretly be trying to betray ''Earth'' and the Hundred Demons, just wanting the planet to herself and the other Unitias.

[[folder:Hanna "Hoodieath" ]]

A magazine writer who really, ''really'' hates censorship and double standards. She also has a strange ability where she can "store" strikes she makes on enemies and then unleash them all at once, similar to the Stasis rune from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild''. Only without the time-stopping.

* BrickJoke: Mayor Tchup casually mentions at the end of Chapter 7 that she once sent a fake severed arm in front of the city hall as a threat and "satement" about censorship. Near the end of Chapter 10, [[spoiler:that action gets her arrested -- Tchup was simply trying to pull together as much as possible to ensure that she would win the court case, which is why the authorities seemingly just rolled with her threatening a governmental authority figure.]]
* HairTriggerTemper: Dear lord, she's even worse than some of the more aggressive Demons. She's just about ''always'' in a bad mood, and will look for any reason to rant at anyone.
* HypocriticalHumor:
** For the way she constantly shouts about how it should be okay to loosen up standards about depicting naked women, you'd think she'd get along swimmingly with the Unitias, who always walk/float around naked. Instead, she shouts at Unitia Origin for her finger-cover schtick, not listening to her reasoning behind it (it's basically a form of fake "clothes," with the single finger acting as an "outfit," and not outright "censorship" like Hoodieath says), and leaving while screaming at Origin to fuck off.
** On top of that, Hoodieath actually wears more than not only the Unitias, but a good number of other characters in the story.
* {{Jerkass}}: Hoodieath is not a person you would want to have a conversation with unless you absolutely have to. Unfortunately, she's potentially one of the most powerful heroes in the story, with only the Unitias and possibly Carlson ahead of her.
* StoryBreakerPower: Unlike the main Knights, who have intentionally weak/goofy powers hindered in some way, Hoodieath's main ability is that she can more-or-less magnify her own strength so long as she keeps successively hitting a target. It's enough to deal ''massive'' damage, and she even beats Unitia Origin to being the first character to give a major injury to a '''Shiny Rock Holder.''' Unfortunately, unlike the selfless, reasonable, rational Knights, she's a loose cannon who ends up allying with a man who already does not trust the Unitias.

[[folder:Eugine "The Inventor" Mellows '''(Spoiler Character)''']]

A man with the power to regenerate cells at a rapid pace. He has a strange genetic bone condition

* AndIMustScream: His ultimate fate, albeit downplayed as he will die ''eventually.'' He's hit with an "emergency counter" for his cell-growth powers (heavily implied to be in the event that he regenerates from a certain attack in such a way that makes two of him, as he cannot ''stand'' having another version of himself walking around) that paralyzes him in a very painful manner (by seizing up his muscles, or whatever clumps of odd regenerative cells passes as them). The closing notes to Chapter 10 implies that he's still alive through this; Stella and co would have verified, but then they were interrupted by the ground shaking as a result of the Assily Blast battle.
* ChubbyChaser: Implied with how two of his "main targets" are Stella and Ninjssassin, both of whom either are pudgy or appear pudgy (as Ninjssassin is not human, and part of a strange species, so what her exact weight is "supposed to be" is very unclear). However, his main assistant, Henfight, is quite thin... yet he has her wear a thick full-body chicken suit.
* HateSink: Even ignoring his creepy behavior or just passing it off as social awkward-ness, it still becomes increasingly evident that this guy is a real asshole. He
* OtherMeAnnoysMe: Played for drama/horror. His regeneration powers work in such a way that if a severed/split part of him grows a whole body, that new body could become its own Inventor, complete with getting a soul (as per Word of God). The Inventor hates it when this happens, since despite his inflated ego he cannot stand the way he'll treat ''himself''. It's suggested that the whole reason ''why'' he even made an "emergency antedote" to his powers in the first place was so that he would have a fast, reliable way to kill off his own copies. This ends up biting him in the ass when Henfight and Stella use this serum to kill him.
* TakeThat: He's basically a commentary on the "'loveable' pervert hero" character archetype that Carlson was specifcally written to defy. Even before he shows his true colors at the end of Chapter 8, his general odd behavior in the Hardened Meteor fight was supposed to make him seem annoying. Chapter 10's closing notes ''specifically'' cites [[Manga/TheSevenDeadlySins Meliodas]] as "inspiration" for his character.
* {{Yandere}}: He initially seems like a noble, proud hero that has a soft spot for Stella and tries to slightly "reason" with some of his enemies, or at least go on about how [[CaptainObviousAesop mass-murdering is wrong.]] TheStinger of his very introduction chapter suddenly shows him creepily groping and slobbering over mannequins, and his dialogue implies that he wants to do the same thing to Stella. He's meant to be an out-and-out super-creepo, controlling

[[folder:Valerie "Henfight" Valentine]]

The Inventor's "assistant" of sorts, a woman dressed in a full chicken suit. She can make "energy blasts" that are ''exceptionally'' powerful.

[[folder:Eyebeam Man]]

The closest character ''Ordinarily United'' has to a "classical" hero, this is a man with all the basic superhero powers: flight, strength, and as his name indicates eyebeams. He's also muscular and clad in a tight body-suit. His main schtick is that he DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength, which is why he's generally considered a "last resort" when it comes to defending the place.

* ButtMonkey: Society doesn't exactly ''like'' him too much, no matter how much he tries, thanks to his accidentally destructive nature.

!! Political Leaders

[[folder:The Prime Minister of Canada]]

The Prime Minister as of 2060. He is a ''gigantic,'' buff man who brings fear and intimidation in to just about anyone around him (except Carlson, who is indifferent towards him, and the Unitias, who are implied to scare even ''him'').

* MinorMajorCharacter: He's small stuff compared to the Knights and even he mayors of the main cities (who ''themselves'' are Minor Major Characters to a lesser extent in both "minor" and "major"), but he's ''the'' highest-ranking man seen in the story.

[[folder:The Mayors in General (and the PM)]]

* ColorCodedCharacters: They each wear sparkling suits matching their associated color: what their names are based on (some less subtle than others), the same color of the "Less One" statue in their city's coliseum, and the inspiration "''Zelda'' element/Sage" that their town takes from.
* GagBoobs: Mayor Tchup has an ''extremely'' large rack (although despite ''Ordinarily United'' being an ecchi, this is never really joked about in-universe or out), and it's suggested that the other female mayors have them too.

[[folder:Mayor Sario Green]]

The mayor of Hill Town, the first seen of the "seven major Canadian cities" and North America's major city.

* ShoutOut: His first name, ''finally'' revealed in Chapter 7, is a reference to [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Saria]] -- Sage of Forest. This ties in to

[[folder:Mayor Daminuruknia Tchup]]

The mayor of Watch City, the second of the major cities and the one in the continent of Asia.

!! Other Characters

[[folder:Yuullieke]]

Carlson's ex-girlfriend, an abusive, manipulative "hipster-looking" woman two years older than him who haunts him in his very dreams. While still alive in 2060, her wherabouts are unknown, as she went AWOL shortly after Carlson left her apartment for good. (In fact, her still being alive is only slightly implied by Carlson's choice of words and directly confirmed by WordOfGod.)

* AllAbusersAreMale: Averted. She's a horrible girlfriend to Carlson, assuming that his nightmares of her are accurate (and they are), and she's treated dead-seriously.
* BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind: [[spoiler:In Chapter 10, Wunhart manipulates the illusion Carlson and Unitia One/Origin were in so that they had to fight their own inner past demons. "Unitia One" ended up fighting "Unitia Origin," while Carlson ended up fighting Yuullieke. That time, however, he was able to stand up to the image of her and destroy the illusion, implying that if nothing else this also helped him get rid of his recurring nightmare. Downplayed in that Yuullieke was not actually there; it was just some signals Wunhart sent in to Carlson, a "template" that was filled in by his own subconcious.]]
* HateSink: It's hard to hate the Hundred Demons in general as, despite them being genocidal warriors, they're so over-the-top and cartoonishly hammy that it's really hard to feel actual hatred. It's hard to hate their leader, the Eighth Circle, as he's reluctant to actually ''kill'' anyone and is one of the nicest characters in an already somewhat optimistic and lighthearted story. However, Yuullieke is an abusive '''asshole''' and one of the few characters played for horror, who scarred the latter part of Carlson's teenage years.
* RedEyesTakeWarning: She has red eyes, and she's one of the few people in the story who can bring fear in to even ''Carlson.''

[[folder:The Great One]]

The eponymous deity of the religion on both Earth and the Parallel alike, "Greatism." Blazing Fast, a Greatist before the story began, suspects that Carlson, Unitia Origin, and Eighth Circle's new sudden [[TheAce "blessing of talent"]] is in some way connected to the Great One considering a number of signs.

* AmazingTechnicolorPopulation: Has blue-ish skin, according to Blazing Fast's mural.
* CrystalDragonJesus: It's a religion without a clear-cut major real-world counterpart, just some ''Zelda'' lore altered around a bit and mixed with a possible AuthorAvatar. For starters, there's one TopGod above the rest and six smaller gods
* GodIsEvil: Greatist legend is that while the Less Ones ''are'' genuine benevolent gods, the Great One at least is a gigantic dick.
* TopGod: Above the six Less Ones. The Less Ones themselves are very powerful, but the Great One is suggested to be above them all.
* ThirdEye: Blazing Fast's mural gives him three eyes: one silver, one sea green, and one maroon. These colors also correspond to Carlson, Unitia Origin, and the Eighth Circle respectively. It's implied that this is an indicator that he's the one who gave the trio their powers in the first place.
* WalkingSpoiler: If he even exists, then he's likely the reason for Carlson, the Unitias', and the Eighth Circle's sheer sudden burst of power. There's also the fact that the reveal that ''Ordinarily United'' might even ''have'' a concrete god to its weird-ness may shed some light on the less-usual aspects of the web novel.

[[folder:The Less Ones]]

Six additional deities worshipped by "Greatists." Seven coliseums were built, one on each of Earth's continents, and six of them have a different colossal statue in a Less One's image. The seventh one is implied to be directed to the Great One.

* {{Expy}}: They're based on [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda the Golden Goddesses,]] but times two, to tie in to ''Ordinarily United'' having its inspirations in the ''Zelda'' series. They even have a symbol based on triangles that, in a way, represents them.
* GiantWoman: Their statues are ''enormous,'' and WordOfGod implies in Chapter 10's notes that should they exist, the "real deals" are even ''bigger.''
* WalkingShirtlessScene: Their statues depict them as being topless.

!! ''The High-Splash Adventures of Wavette''

[[folder:The Gang in General]]

[[folder:Wavette]]

The main heroine of ''The High-Splash Adventures of Wavette'' an [[SubvertedKidsShow (alledged)]] kid's show that ran decades before the start of ''Ordinarily United'' proper, [[AlternateHistory and even long before the "present day" that the story was written.]]

* CatchPhrase: [[SpoofAesop "Important Life Lessons from Wavette!"]]
* {{Expy}}:
** Wavette looks like what would happen if one redesigned [[Manga/{{Hellsing}} Rip Van Winkle]] to be a "child-friendly" heroine
** ''Wavette'' as a whole was originally going to be a ShowWithinAShow in ''Total Zeksmit'' back when GPF planned for it to be a huge, expansive world with
* {{Meganekko}}: The only member of her "main" group with glasses, and
* RedEyesTakeWarning: Cryipasto gives her red eyes when he's trying to make an illusionary "scary episode" to startle Carlson and the Unitias. To say that this backfires would be an understatement: instead, it helps Carlson figure out that he's not watching the ''real'' episode that was on at the moment, and rather than being scared because he's in a horror-illusion, Carlson is ''pissed'' because he's missing the actual episode. What Cryipasto was likely unaware of was that Carlson and the Unitias know how to easily break out of illusions,
* SpoofAesop: None of her "Important Life Lessons" should ever be taken as real morals. Ever.
* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: Has bright, long blue hair.

[[folder:Frank]]

Wavette's sole permanent male companion, and her foil in her various adventures. Frank is ''considerably'' more down-to-earth, if a little boob-shy, and at some point in ''High-Splash''[='=]s history he develops in to the OnlySaneMan.

* DependingOnTheWriter: In-universe, as the clips are not in any particular order and lack context, he appears to flip around from being a shy and meek man similar to a good number of harem protagonists in to being an OnlySaneMan sick of all the stupid shit going on around him.
* TheOneGuy: The only man on Wavette's crew that sticks around, since the show regularly has side-men join up and get PutOnABus at best or killed off at worst.
* WhoWritesThisCrap: If there's ''anyone'' who outright criticizes how ridiculous the "fanservice" of ''Wavette'' is, it's this guy. Not that Wavette isn't always above pointing out how stupid the story is.

* StepfordSmiler: While coming off as a playful trickster at first once she drops the act of being an ominous "ghost villain," under that she [[spoiler:feels hopeless, believing that no amount of preparation or planning will stop the Eighth Circle from wiping out humanity when it's time for him to finally become "active."]]

A powerless human who works a boring job at the Stelkazh coffee chain, in other words the [=OUverse=]'s counterpart of Starbucks. Sleeping around with others a ''lot'' and generally trying to be a crime-fighter, she joined up with Carlson and the Unitias when they ended up crossing paths and became their first ally not part of the harem.

Surprise (to Carlson, a day after Hibernation ended)! It turns out Unitia Origin is not the only one of her kind,

* DoesNotLikeShoes: Or literally any other article of clothing whatsoever, for that matter. Unitia Origin's introduction implies that even GodivaHair annoys her.

* FusionDance: They ''could'' hypothetically fuse, but compared to doing just about any other skill on the planet, they are notably not too good at it. At least, not Unitia Origin. Her attempt at fusing with Unitia Two was [[BodyHorror far from pretty,]] to say the least.

The leader of a Demon gang calling themselves the "Single Digits," as they consist of all the single digit-numbered members of the Hundred. Except Eighth Circle, the overarching leader that does not need to be in a gang at all, and Unitia Origin, the "traitor." Ninjssassin is a part-ninja, part-assassin (no, the potential redundancy of that is never pointed out)

* EvilCounterpart: She's the closest of the Hundred Demons to Stella. Both of them have a similar build and

* StarterVillain: As the Holder of the Purple Rock, he's ''technically'' the first ArcVillain and ''technically'' one of the "main" Demons along with Blazing Fast and Assily Blast. It's just that compared to them, his role in the story is utterly ''pathetic,'' and he's the only Rock Holder "battled" who fails to really give the damn things justice, since Ninjssassin puts up a good fight against Carlson, as does Blazing Fast, and Assily Blast [[spoiler:even comes very close to killing him outright.]]
* YouKeepUsingThatWord: In-universe. Not only does he keep saying "nepotism" as "nepetaism" even after being corrected, but even if he said it right he's not using it correctly[[note]]{{nepotism}} [[/note]].

* WorfBarrage: [[spoiler:Unlike the Eighth Circle, he's presumably not immune to Grayscale Boomerang. But he ''does'' shatter the thing outright with a single punch, showing that Carlson can't just stop all non-Eighth Circle enemies by tossing the thing and expecting it to take over from there]].

The Holder of the Green Shiny Rock, and the leader of the largest and presumably most powerful of all the Demon gangs.

[[folder:39. Cowiris]]

Stella's first target of the Hundred Demons. Despite her name, she has nothing to do with cows: she's a "snake" of sorts of target-looking things that can spew a number of slow-moving bullets.

* PunnyName: Bullseye. Bull and eye -> Cow and iris.

[[folder:50. Dagger]]

The first Demon seen being battled in the story proper. A bizarre, giant, floating worm-like thing who can make knives out of magic, control wind, and can become intangible. He's one of the stronger Demons, painting a rather inaccurate picture of what the other non-Holders are like.

[[folder:55. Shayot Banx]]

A billiards-themed soul being that can be described as looking like a cue stick-monster.

[[folder:62. FY]]

A soul being that can vaguely be described as a stick figure with a keyboard key for a head.

* MythologyGag: "FY" is also a character Great Pikmin Fan had considered making in ''VideoGame/{{MUGEN}}'', and can even be seen in his alternative (somewhat NSFW) [[https://gray-pikmin-fan.tumblr.com/post/142208837667/five-out-of-seven-active-mugen-wips-of-mine Tumblr blog.]] From [[https://66.media.tumblr.com/a7db1bcfb45eb8cf6269bc05d7c1043d/tumblr_inline_o531mrXe0o1sln4o6_1280.png the one image of a reversed, partly obscured sprite of him,]] he resembles the description of his ''Ordinarily United'' counterpart perfectly.
* NonstandardCharacterDesign: Non-visual variant. He's effectively a stick figure in a story otherwise filled with "detailed"/"realistic" humanoids and other beings.

[[folder:68. Large Avian]]

A massive bird-like soul being and one of the first targets of Carlson and the Unitias, explored in flashback.

[[folder:70. Home-Run]]

Chronologically the first Demon taken down by the future-Stellar Silver Knights. An odd yellow humanoid... thing that wants to challenge people to baseball.

[[folder:84. Tankah]]

A humanoid, metal tank-like soul being with powerful cannons. He's possibly the first Demon Stella sees in real life, attacking the restaurant she was at.

[[folder:89. Empty Fin]]

A shark-based humanoid friends with a few other aquatic Demons. She was initially considered low priority, until she announced trying to convince the Eighth Circle to "wake up" from his "stasis." Also has impressive pyrokinesis, but unfortunately for her, it's not as impressive as the skillset of the Unitias.

* PlayingWithFire: She has the power to shoot fire at enemies. Carlson, naturally, NoSell[=s=] this.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: She's yet another fodder Demon in the end, but

!! The American Football Fighting Collage of True Heroes and not Demon Backstabbers/Real Skies

[[folder:Eighthback]]

An American Football-themed "rival" to the Stellar Silver Knights who is suspicious that Unitia Origin might secretly be trying to betray ''Earth'' and the Hundred Demons, just wanting the planet to herself and the other Unitias.

[[folder:Hanna "Hoodieath" ]]

A magazine writer who really, ''really'' hates censorship and double standards. She also has a strange ability where she can "store" strikes she makes on enemies and then unleash them all at once, similar to the Stasis rune from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild''. Only without the time-stopping.

* BrickJoke: Mayor Tchup casually mentions at the end of Chapter 7 that she once sent a fake severed arm in front of the city hall as a threat and "satement" about censorship. Near the end of Chapter 10, [[spoiler:that action gets her arrested -- Tchup was simply trying to pull together as much as possible to ensure that she would win the court case, which is why the authorities seemingly just rolled with her threatening a governmental authority figure.]]
* HairTriggerTemper: Dear lord, she's even worse than some of the more aggressive Demons. She's just about ''always'' in a bad mood, and will look for any reason to rant at anyone.
* HypocriticalHumor:
** For the way she constantly shouts about how it should be okay to loosen up standards about depicting naked women, you'd think she'd get along swimmingly with the Unitias, who always walk/float around naked. Instead, she shouts at Unitia Origin for her finger-cover schtick, not listening to her reasoning behind it (it's basically a form of fake "clothes," with the single finger acting as an "outfit," and not outright "censorship" like Hoodieath says), and leaving while screaming at Origin to fuck off.
** On top of that, Hoodieath actually wears more than not only the Unitias, but a good number of other characters in the story.
* {{Jerkass}}: Hoodieath is not a person you would want to have a conversation with unless you absolutely have to. Unfortunately, she's potentially one of the most powerful heroes in the story, with only the Unitias and possibly Carlson ahead of her.
* StoryBreakerPower: Unlike the main Knights, who have intentionally weak/goofy powers hindered in some way, Hoodieath's main ability is that she can more-or-less magnify her own strength so long as she keeps successively hitting a target. It's enough to deal ''massive'' damage, and she even beats Unitia Origin to being the first character to give a major injury to a '''Shiny Rock Holder.''' Unfortunately, unlike the selfless, reasonable, rational Knights, she's a loose cannon who ends up allying with a man who already does not trust the Unitias.

[[folder:Eugine "The Inventor" Mellows '''(Spoiler Character)''']]

A man with the power to regenerate cells at a rapid pace. He has a strange genetic bone condition

* AndIMustScream: His ultimate fate, albeit downplayed as he will die ''eventually.'' He's hit with an "emergency counter" for his cell-growth powers (heavily implied to be in the event that he regenerates from a certain attack in such a way that makes two of him, as he cannot ''stand'' having another version of himself walking around) that paralyzes him in a very painful manner (by seizing up his muscles, or whatever clumps of odd regenerative cells passes as them). The closing notes to Chapter 10 implies that he's still alive through this; Stella and co would have verified, but then they were interrupted by the ground shaking as a result of the Assily Blast battle.
* ChubbyChaser: Implied with how two of his "main targets" are Stella and Ninjssassin, both of whom either are pudgy or appear pudgy (as Ninjssassin is not human, and part of a strange species, so what her exact weight is "supposed to be" is very unclear). However, his main assistant, Henfight, is quite thin... yet he has her wear a thick full-body chicken suit.
* HateSink: Even ignoring his creepy behavior or just passing it off as social awkward-ness, it still becomes increasingly evident that this guy is a real asshole. He
* OtherMeAnnoysMe: Played for drama/horror. His regeneration powers work in such a way that if a severed/split part of him grows a whole body, that new body could become its own Inventor, complete with getting a soul (as per Word of God). The Inventor hates it when this happens, since despite his inflated ego he cannot stand the way he'll treat ''himself''. It's suggested that the whole reason ''why'' he even made an "emergency antedote" to his powers in the first place was so that he would have a fast, reliable way to kill off his own copies. This ends up biting him in the ass when Henfight and Stella use this serum to kill him.
* TakeThat: He's basically a commentary on the "'loveable' pervert hero" character archetype that Carlson was specifcally written to defy. Even before he shows his true colors at the end of Chapter 8, his general odd behavior in the Hardened Meteor fight was supposed to make him seem annoying. Chapter 10's closing notes ''specifically'' cites [[Manga/TheSevenDeadlySins Meliodas]] as "inspiration" for his character.
* {{Yandere}}: He initially seems like a noble, proud hero that has a soft spot for Stella and tries to slightly "reason" with some of his enemies, or at least go on about how [[CaptainObviousAesop mass-murdering is wrong.]] TheStinger of his very introduction chapter suddenly shows him creepily groping and slobbering over mannequins, and his dialogue implies that he wants to do the same thing to Stella. He's meant to be an out-and-out super-creepo, controlling

[[folder:Valerie "Henfight" Valentine]]

The Inventor's "assistant" of sorts, a woman dressed in a

[[folder:Eyebeam Man]]

The closest character ''Ordinarily United'' has to a "classical" hero, this is a man with all the basic superhero powers: flight, strength, and as his name indicates eyebeams. He's also muscular and clad in a tight body-suit. His main schtick is that he DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength, which is why he's generally considered a "last resort" when it comes to defending the place.

* ButtMonkey: Society doesn't exactly ''like'' him too much, no matter how much he tries, thanks to his accidentally destructive nature.

!! Political Leaders

[[folder:The Prime Minister of Canada]]

The Prime Minister as of 2060. He is a ''gigantic,'' buff man who brings fear and intimidation in to just about anyone around him (except Carlson, who is indifferent towards him, and the Unitias, who are implied to scare even ''him'').

* MinorMajorCharacter: He's small stuff compared to the Knights and even he mayors of the main cities (who ''themselves'' are Minor Major Characters to a lesser extent in both "minor" and "major"), but he's ''the'' highest-ranking man seen in the story.

[[folder:The Mayors in General (and the PM)]]

* ColorCodedCharacters: They each wear sparkling suits matching their associated color: what their names are based on (some less subtle than others), the same color of the "Less One" statue in their city's coliseum, and the inspiration "''Zelda'' element/Sage" that their town takes from.
* GagBoobs: Mayor Tchup has an ''extremely'' large rack (although despite ''Ordinarily United'' being an ecchi, this is never really joked about in-universe or out), and it's suggested that the other female mayors have them too.

[[folder:Mayor Sario Green]]

The mayor of Hill Town, the first seen of the "seven major Canadian cities" and North America's major city.

* ShoutOut: His first name, ''finally'' revealed in Chapter 7, is a reference to [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Saria]] -- Sage of Forest. This ties in to

[[folder:Mayor Daminuruknia Tchup]]

The mayor of Watch City, the second of the major cities and the one in the continent of Asia.

!! Other Characters

[[folder:Yuullieke]]

Carlson's ex-girlfriend, an abusive, manipulative "hipster-looking" woman two years older than him who haunts him in his very dreams. While still alive in 2060, her wherabouts are unknown, as she went AWOL shortly after Carlson left her apartment for good. (In fact, her still being alive is only slightly implied by Carlson's choice of words and directly confirmed by WordOfGod.)

* AllAbusersAreMale: Averted. She's a horrible girlfriend to Carlson, assuming that his nightmares of her are accurate (and they are), and she's treated dead-seriously.
* BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind: [[spoiler:In Chapter 10, Wunhart manipulates the illusion Carlson and Unitia One/Origin were in so that they had to fight their own inner past demons. "Unitia One" ended up fighting "Unitia Origin," while Carlson ended up fighting Yuullieke. That time, however, he was able to stand up to the image of her and destroy the illusion, implying that if nothing else this also helped him get rid of his recurring nightmare. Downplayed in that Yuullieke was not actually there; it was just some signals Wunhart sent in to Carlson, a "template" that was filled in by his own subconcious.]]
* HateSink: It's hard to hate the Hundred Demons in general as, despite them being genocidal warriors, they're so over-the-top and cartoonishly hammy that it's really hard to feel actual hatred. It's hard to hate their leader, the Eighth Circle, as he's reluctant to actually ''kill'' anyone and is one of the nicest characters in an already somewhat optimistic and lighthearted story. However, Yuullieke is an abusive '''asshole''' and one of the few characters played for horror, who scarred the latter part of Carlson's teenage years.
* RedEyesTakeWarning: She has red eyes, and she's one of the few people in the story who can bring fear in to even ''Carlson.''

[[folder:The Great One]]

The eponymous deity of the religion on both Earth and the Parallel alike, "Greatism." Blazing Fast, a Greatist before the story began, suspects that Carlson, Unitia Origin, and Eighth Circle's new sudden [[TheAce "blessing of talent"]] is in some way connected to the Great One considering a number of signs.

* AmazingTechnicolorPopulation: Has blue-ish skin, according to Blazing Fast's mural.
* CrystalDragonJesus: It's a religion without a clear-cut major real-world counterpart, just some ''Zelda'' lore altered around a bit and mixed with a possible AuthorAvatar. For starters, there's one TopGod above the rest and six smaller gods
* GodIsEvil: Greatist legend is that while the Less Ones ''are'' genuine benevolent gods, the Great One at least is a gigantic dick.
* TopGod: Above the six Less Ones. The Less Ones themselves are very powerful, but the Great One is suggested to be above them all.
* ThirdEye: Blazing Fast's mural gives him three eyes: one silver, one sea green, and one maroon. These colors also correspond to Carlson, Unitia Origin, and the Eighth Circle respectively. It's implied that this is an indicator that he's the one who gave the trio their powers in the first place.
* WalkingSpoiler: If he even exists, then he's likely the reason for Carlson, the Unitias', and the Eighth Circle's sheer sudden burst of power. There's also the fact that the reveal that ''Ordinarily United'' might even ''have'' a concrete god to its weird-ness may shed some light on the less-usual aspects of the web novel.

[[folder:The Less Ones]]

Six additional deities worshipped by "Greatists." Seven coliseums were built, one on each of Earth's continents, and six of them have a different colossal statue in a Less One's image. The seventh one is implied to be directed to the Great One.

* {{Expy}}: They're based on [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda the Golden Goddesses,]] but times two, to tie in to ''Ordinarily United'' having its inspirations in the ''Zelda'' series. They even have a symbol based on triangles that, in a way, represents them.
* GiantWoman: Their statues are ''enormous,'' and WordOfGod implies in Chapter 10's notes that should they exist, the "real deals" are even ''bigger.''
* WalkingShirtlessScene: Their statues depict them as being topless.

!! ''The High-Splash Adventures of Wavette''

[[folder:The Gang in General]]

[[folder:Wavette]]

The main heroine of ''The High-Splash Adventures of Wavette'' an [[SubvertedKidsShow (alledged)]] kid's show that ran decades before the start of ''Ordinarily United'' proper, [[AlternateHistory and even long before the "present day" that the story was written.]]

* CatchPhrase: [[SpoofAesop "Important Life Lessons from Wavette!"]]
* {{Expy}}:
** Wavette looks like what would happen if one redesigned [[Manga/{{Hellsing}} Rip Van Winkle]] to be a "child-friendly" heroine
** ''Wavette'' as a whole was originally going to be a ShowWithinAShow in ''Total Zeksmit'' back when GPF planned for it to be a huge, expansive world with
* {{Meganekko}}: The only member of her "main" group with glasses, and
* RedEyesTakeWarning: Cryipasto gives her red eyes when he's trying to make an illusionary "scary episode" to startle Carlson and the Unitias. To say that this backfires would be an understatement: instead, it helps Carlson figure out that he's not watching the ''real'' episode that was on at the moment, and rather than being scared because he's in a horror-illusion, Carlson is ''pissed'' because he's missing the actual episode. What Cryipasto was likely unaware of was that Carlson and the Unitias know how to easily break out of illusions,
* SpoofAesop: None of her "Important Life Lessons" should ever be taken as real morals. Ever.
* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: Has bright, long blue hair.

[[folder:Frank]]

Wavette's sole permanent male companion, and her foil in her various adventures. Frank is ''considerably'' more down-to-earth, if a little boob-shy, and at some point in ''High-Splash''[='=]s history he develops in to the OnlySaneMan.

* DependingOnTheWriter: In-universe, as the clips are not in any particular order and lack context, he appears to flip around from being a shy and meek man similar to a good number of harem protagonists in to being an OnlySaneMan sick of all the stupid shit going on around him.
* TheOneGuy: The only man on Wavette's crew that sticks around, since the show regularly has side-men join up and get PutOnABus at best or killed off at worst.
* WhoWritesThisCrap: If there's ''anyone'' who outright criticizes how ridiculous the "fanservice" of ''Wavette'' is, it's this guy. Not that Wavette isn't always above pointing out how stupid the story is.