History BetterThanItSounds / FilmD

* ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Daredevil}}]]'' A blind man fights a bald guy [[ImprobableWeaponUser armed with peanuts and paperclips]].

** Or: ''Tailgating: The Movie''

* ''[[spoiler:Film/The Da Vinci Code]]'': ForrestGump and [[LeFabuleuxDestinDAmeliePoulain Amelie]] search for the Holy Grail. They discover that Amelie is a descendant of Jesus and say, "Fuck it, that'll do for an ending".

* ''[[spoiler:Film/The Da Vinci Code]]'': ForrestGump and [[LeFableuaxDestinDAmeliePoulain Amelie]] search for the Holy Grail. They discover that Amelie is a descendant of Jesus and say, "Fuck it, that'll do for an ending".

* ''[[spoiler:Film/The Da Vinci Code]]'': ForrestGump and {{Amelie}} search for the Holy Grail. They discover that Amelie is a descendant of Jesus and say, "Fuck it, that'll do for an ending".

* ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Dracula}}]]'': Two doctors and a solicitor from London must kill their neighbor because of his dental problems.

** ''[[spoiler:A Good Day to Die Hard]]'': Man teams up with his estranged son while on vacation in foreign country to fight local terrorists.

** Alternative: A knight-and-dragon team of scam artists goad villagers into helping them kill a transplant patient.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Duel}}]]'': A guy in a car is followed by a truck. For the ''whole movie''.

* ''[[spoiler:{{Dumbo}}]]'': A failed circus performer who keeps getting ridiculed for his large ears and his friend drink liquor to find out how to hit the big time.

* ''[[spoiler:DudeWheresMyCar]]'': Two guys with amnesia eat pudding and play with a Rubik's Cube. Out-of-towners try to seduce and/or mug them.

* ''[[spoiler:TheDivingBellAndTheButterfly]]'': A french man has a stroke and must communicate with his eye. Lots of symbolism.

** ''Tailgating: The Movie''

* ''[[spoiler:DrivingMissDaisy ]]'': An old white lady and a slightly less old black man slowly become freinds over 20 years as she tries to assert independence while he tries to do his job of driving her around. In the end, ''[[spoiler: pie is had.]]''

* ''[[spoiler:DarkCity]]'': An amnesiac fights aliens at night with the help of an asthmatic psychologist.

* ''[[spoiler:DarkStar]]'': Incompetent hippies on a deep space demolition tour dispel their boredom by chasing and deflating a sentient beach ball. Over-confidently, they then enter a debate with a sentient thermo-stellar bomb.

* ''[[spoiler:Demon Seed]]'': Woman gets raped by sentient house, voiced by ''TheManFromUncle''.

* ''[[spoiler:Dick]]'': Ditzy teenagers unwittingly expose a corrupt politician.
* ''[[spoiler:Film/DieHard]]'': European thieves are defeated by man without shoes.

* ''[[spoiler:DogDayAfternoon]]'': Bisexual tries financing his lover's sex change by robbing a bank, with help from his dimwitted friend. Based on true story.

* ''[[spoiler:{{Dogma}}]]'': Two disgraced angels try to exploit a loophole in Catholicism to kill God and destroy the universe, and it's up to an abortion clinic worker, two stoners, a stripper, and the 13th Apostle to stop them. And there's a monster made out of crap.
* ''[[spoiler:DonnieDarko]]'': An anti-social teenager sees visions of an anthropomorphic rabbit, has a jet engine crash into his room, and has one month to prevent the end of the world... which he is the cause of.
* ''[[spoiler:{{Doomsday}}]]'' Scotland has been sealed off from the world to contain a zombie-creating virus epidemic. Ten years later a crack British commando team is sent in to investigate signs of life. HilarityEnsues.

* ''[[spoiler:DragonballEvolution]]'': [[InNameOnly A loose adaptation]] of an equally loose retelling of a famous story that was VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory. And for most, as bad as it sounds.

* ''[[spoiler:DropDeadFred]]'': A woman with a cheating husband, a domineering mother, and serious self-esteem issues figures out how to solve all her problems with the help of her imaginary friend from childhood.
* ''[[spoiler:Film/DropDeadGorgeous]]'': [[Film/{{Spider-Man}} Mary Jane Watson]] and the nuclear physicist from ''Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough'' compete in a beauty pageant.

** ''[[spoiler:AnimalCrackers]]'': Explorer with a bizarre mustache attempts to find stolen painting, while Italian and Irishman play music and attempt to hide it. Maybe.
** ''[[spoiler:ANightAtTheOpera]]'': Con artist with a bizarre mustache attempts to make money off of ''IlTrovatore'', while Italian and Irishman play music and attempt to help the career of a tenor. The most famous scene has all of them, including the tenor, in a small room.

* ''[[spoiler:TheDivingBellAndTheButterfly]]'': A french man has a stroke and must communicate with his eye. Lots of symbolism.

* ''[[spoiler:TheDeerHunter]]'': Three friends travel to a wedding, the mountains, Southeast Asia, and then back home. It doesn't end well for any of them.

* ''[[spoiler:{{Debs}}]]'': [[DatingCatwoman Villain falls in love with secret agent]].

* ''[[spoiler:DrivingMissDaisy ]]'': An old white lady and a slightly less old black man slowly become freinds over 20 years as she tries to assert independence while he tries to do his job of driving her around. In the end, ''[[spoiler: pie is had.]]''

** ''Tailgating: The Movie''

* ''[[spoiler:{{Film/Daredevil}}]]'' A blind man fights a bald guy [[ImprobableWeaponUser armed with peanuts and paperclips]].

* ''[[spoiler:Film/TheDayTheEarthStoodStill1951]]'': A visitor from a far away place stops appliances from working.

* ''[[spoiler:{{Film/Deliverance}}]]'': Tourists' boat trip turns sour.

* ''[[spoiler:{{Film/District 9}}]]'': A man injured on the job gets no worker's compensation, so he decides to shoot up the place with an immigrant friend.

* ''[[spoiler:{{Film/Dracula}}]]'': Two doctors and a solicitor from London must kill their neighbor because of his dental problems.

* ''[[spoiler:{{Dragonheart}}]]'': Man teams up with Creator/SeanConnery to kill his ex-student.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/DropDeadGorgeous]]'': [[Film/{{Spider-Man}} Mary Jane Watson]] and the nuclear physicist from ''Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough'' compete in a beauty pageant.

* ''[[spoiler:{{Film/Duel}}]]'': A guy in a car is followed by a truck. For the ''whole movie''.
** ''Tailgating: The Movie''

* ''[[spoiler:Film/TheDayTheEarthStoodStill]]'': A visitor from a far away place stops appliances from working.

* [[spoiler:''Film/DespicableMe'']]: A diabolical genius, who employs a senile mad scientist and an army of Twinkies, adopts three little girls as part of a heist.

* ''[[spoiler: DarkCity]]'': An amnesiac fights aliens at night with the help of an asthmatic psychologist.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/DarkWater]]'': Woman gets irritated when no one will fix her leaky ceiling.
* ''[[spoiler: Darkness Falls (2003)]]'': The Tooth Fairy is actually the ghost of a woman who was burned to death years ago in the town, and she murders everyone who sees her. ''But'' ... she [[DarknessEqualsDeath cannot stand to be in the light]] - and so the protagonist (who saw her as a kid and survived) arms himself with ''a gym bag full of flashlights''.

** [[spoiler: ''Death Note: The Last Name'']]: As before, but with the addition of two cute babes from a TV station and another cartoon super-being. Nearly [[KillEmAll everyone dies]].
** ''[[spoiler: Film/LChangeTheWorld]]'': A child genius who has a ludicrous appetite for carbohydrates with only 23 days left to live battles Eco-terrorists with a deadly virus.

* ''[[spoiler: [[{{DEBS}} D.E.B.S.]]]]'': [[DatingCatwoman Villain falls in love with secret agent]].
* ''[[spoiler: TheDeerHunter]]'': Three friends travel to a wedding, the mountains, Southeast Asia, and then back home. It doesn't end well for any of them.
* ''[[spoiler: {{Deliverance}}]]'': Tourists' boat trip turns sour.

* ''[[spoiler: Demon Seed]]'': Woman gets raped by sentient house, voiced by ''The Man From UNCLE''.
* [[spoiler:''DespicableMe'']]: A diabolical genius, who employs a senile mad scientist and an army of Twinkies, adopts three little girls as part of a heist.
* ''[[spoiler: TheDevilsAdvocate]]'': Workaholic discovers his new boss is a walking argument that [[AmoralAttorney lawyers are evil]].
* ''[[spoiler: Dick]]'': Ditzy teenagers unwittingly expose a corrupt politician.
* ''[[spoiler: Film/DieHard]]'': European thieves are defeated by man without shoes.

** ''[[spoiler: Die Hard 2: Die Harder]]'': Man experiences exact same Christmas he experienced the previous year, only in an airport this time.
** ''[[spoiler: Die Hard with a Vengeance]]'': Newly-introduced biracial New York couple bickers while solving children's puzzles, irritating a visiting European man who misses his brother.
** ''[[spoiler: Die Hard 4.0/Live Free Or Die Hard]]'': Man has to team up with geek to defeat thieves armed with... computers.
* ''[[spoiler:{{District 9}}]]'': A man injured on the job gets no worker's compensation, so he decides to shoot up the place with an immigrant friend.

* ''[[spoiler:DoctorStrangelove]]'': A man's sexual frustrations cause him to make some questionable decisions at work.

* ''[[spoiler:DogSoldiers]]'': British soldiers in Scotland [[FacingTheBulletsOneLiner crack wise in the face of death]] as they fend off an attack by wild animals.

* ''[[spoiler:Doomsday]]'' Scotland has been sealed off from the world to contain a zombie-creating virus epidemic. Ten years later a crack British commando team is sent in to investigate signs of life. HilarityEnsues.
* ''[[spoiler: {{Dracula}}]]'': Two doctors and a solicitor from London must kill their neighbor because of his dental problems.
* ''[[spoiler: DragMeToHell]]'': An old Romani woman is upset over losing her home.
* ''[[spoiler: DragonballEvolution]]'': [[InNameOnly A loose adaptation]] of an equally loose retelling of a famous story that was VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory. And for most, as bad as it sounds.
* ''[[spoiler: {{Dragonheart}}]]'': Man teams up with SeanConnery to kill his ex-student.
* ''[[spoiler: Dreamscape]]'': Is Dennis Quaid badass enough to sleep with the President of the United States?
* ''[[spoiler: TheDrillerKiller]]'': An artist goes stark raving mad and takes his anger out on his oppressors by way of a drill to the head.
* ''[[spoiler: DropDeadFred]]'': A woman with a cheating husband, a domineering mother, and serious self-esteem issues figures out how to solve all her problems with the help of her imaginary friend from childhood.
* ''[[spoiler: [[MarxBrothers Duck Soup]]]]'': Cheerfully insane dictator with a bizarre mustache starts a war with his neighbors, while an Italian and an Irishman spy on him.
** ''[[spoiler: Animal Crackers]]'': Explorer with a bizarre mustache attempts to find stolen painting, while Italian and Irishman play music and attempt to hide it. Maybe.
** ''[[spoiler: A Night at the Opera]]'': Con artist with a bizarre mustache attempts to make money off of ''IlTrovatore'', while Italian and Irishman play music and attempt to help the career of a tenor. The most famous scene has all of them, including the tenor, in a small room.
* ''[[spoiler: DudeWheresMyCar']]': Two guys with amnesia eat pudding and play with a Rubik's Cube. Out-of-towners try to seduce and/or mug them.
* ''[[spoiler: {{Film/Duel}}]]'': A guy in a car is followed by a truck. For the ''whole movie''.
** ''Tailgating: The Movie''

* ''[[spoiler: Main/DarkWater]]'': Woman gets irritated when no one will fix her leaky ceiling.

* ''[[spoiler: DarkWater]]'': Woman gets irritated when no one will fix her leaky ceiling.

* ''[[spoiler: DieHard]]'': European thieves are defeated by man without shoes.

** ''[[spoiler: DieHard II: Die Harder]]'': Man experiences exact same Christmas he experienced the previous year, only in an airport this time.
** ''[[spoiler: DieHard with a Vengeance]]'': Newly-introduced biracial New York couple bickers while solving children's puzzles, irritating a visiting European man who misses his brother.
** ''[[spoiler: DieHard 4.0/Live Free Or Die Hard]]'': Man has to team up with geek to defeat thieves armed with... computers.

* ''[[spoiler:DeathNote]]'': Law student turns vigilante calligrapher with the help of a super-being who sustains himself on a diet of nothing but apples - avoiding detection by both his own father and a child genius who has a ludicrous appetite for carbohydrates.

* ''[[spoiler: DudeWheresMyCar'': Two guys with amnesia eat pudding and play with a Rubik's Cube. Out-of-towners try to seduce and/or mug them.

* ''[[spoiler: [=~Dude, Where's My Car?~=]]]'': Two guys with amnesia eat pudding and play with a Rubik's Cube. Out-of-towners try to seduce and/or mug them.