Grammar and Cruft Nazi, but an admitted offender against both. My spelling skills go as far as spellchecker. Wife, mother, bearded lady, way too much time on my hands (and far too little whiskey).
You can usually tell what I'm reading or watching by where my massive edits are. If you feel like being particularly creepy, you can track almost what chapter I'm on as the Agent Pendergast
list of books fleshes out.