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* The Competitive Eschatology canon is filled with them. In particular:
** From [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-white-horse "The White Horse (The Conqueror With The Golden Crown)"]], we have SCP-231-7, awakening as [[HorsemenOfTheApocalypse the Horseman of Conquest]], epically chewing out [[{{God}} SCP-343]] for not saving her when he Had the chance. When he tries to command her to cooperate, ''this'' happens:
--->'''SCP-343:''' Regardless, you are Mine, and you ''will'' obey."\\
'''SCP-231-7:''' [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu I don't think so.]]\\
''(SCP-343 just stares at her in stunned silence)''\\
'''SCP-231-7:''' I'm not going to be your Rider. I don't belong to anyone. [[NeverBeHurtAgain Never again]]. You gave me a whole lot of power and… I'm gonna use it.
** [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-black-horse "The Black Horse (The Crawling Sea)"]] takes a comparatively obscure skip, SCP-027 (The Vermin God) and manages to make it significantly more badass, revealing that it basically acts as a form of DemonicPossession and speaking in a commanding VoiceOfTheLegion when it fully awakens.
** SCP-682's infamous WhamLine in [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-pale-horse "The Pale Horse (The Wayward Children)"]]:
--->'''SCP-682:''' [[AlwaysABiggerFish I am not Death. I am her steed.]]
** And who does [[TheGrimReaper Death]] turn out to be? None other than ''[[CreepyChild SCP-053]]''.

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* The Foundation's response to recovering [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1034 SCP-1034]], the Dollmaker's Kit, a needle and thread that forces you to sew your own facial orifices shut before sweating to death. The kit was found in the possession of "the Dollmaker", a psychotic, misogynist SerialKiller who took pleasure in torturing his victims by sewing up their faces. The Foundation's response when they found them? They recruited him into D-Class and [[LaserGuidedKarma used him as one of the test subjects for SCP-1034]].



-->This is why we have Special ''Containment'' Procedures instead of Special ''Destruction'' Procedures. If you break something, it's broken forever. When you try to destroy an anomaly, you can't take back your mistakes. That's what SCP-1609 has to tell us. This is why we're right and the GOC is wrong, people.

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-->This is why we have Special ''Containment'' Procedures instead of Special ''Destruction'' Procedures. If you break something, it's broken forever. When you try to destroy an anomaly, you can't take back your mistakes. That's what SCP-1609 has to tell us. This is why we're right and the GOC is wrong, people.[[note]]It's worth noting the GOC themselves were ''[[EvenEvilHasStandards outraged]]'' by this event - their agents were ordered to ''incinerate'' the captured items, but the incinerator broke and the agents went for a "quick fix" solution that just made everything worse.[[/note]]
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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5866 SCP-5866]], The Namesake, follows Dr. Brenda Corbin as she interviews the draconic goddess Tiamat. As the two become closer, Corbin keeps insisting on changing her classification from "Safe" to "Tiamat", despite the technical inaccuracy, with Tiamat-class being reserved for skips that are directly going to end TheMasquerade. Brenda's superior, Dr. Nass, keeps changing the classification back to "Safe", while reprimanding Brenda for getting too attached to an SCP. Eventually, Brenda and Tiamat fall in love, with Brenda working to secretly increase Tiamat's power, before the two escape the Foundation together, intent on exposing the Foundation and its secrets to the world.
--> With a massive torrent of water and wet earth, a five-headed dragon bursts out and takes wing, disappearing from sight in a matter of seconds. A woman in a labcoat is briefly visible on the dragon's back.\\
'''Dir. McInnis''': …get me Overwatch. And reclassify 5866 as Tiamat.\\
'''Dr. Nass''': ''(sighs)'' It already is.
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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6013]] follows Hannah Langford, a trans woman foundation agent who's part of a task force investigating the titular SCP, a Sarkic Leviathan named Raya. Raya has the ability to brainwash anyone who spends too long around her into becoming a Sarkic adherent, and is loaded with enough bile to terraform a large part of mainland Eurasia into a Sarkic hell. Over the course of the exploration logs and interviews, Raya is clearly starting to influence Hannah, seeing her as a Sarkic disciple because she speaks Adytite and is on hormonal replacement theory, and even starts mutating her physically, first by giving her an EasySexChange, then in ''less'' human ways. Finally, Hannah is called into the beast to start the terraforming... At which points she shakes off the brainwashing and puts Raya on a leash. Hannah Langford, a perfectly ordinary woman, overcame the influence of a three thousand year old EldritchAbomination and ''bent it to her will''.

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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6013]] com/scp-6013 SCP-6013]] follows Hannah Langford, a trans woman foundation agent who's part of a task force investigating the titular SCP, a Sarkic Leviathan named Raya. Raya has the ability to brainwash anyone who spends too long around her into becoming a Sarkic adherent, and is loaded with enough bile to terraform a large part of mainland Eurasia into a Sarkic hell. Over the course of the exploration logs and interviews, Raya is clearly starting to influence Hannah, seeing her as a Sarkic disciple because she speaks Adytite and is on hormonal replacement theory, and even starts mutating her physically, first by giving her an EasySexChange, then in ''less'' human ways. Finally, Hannah is called into the beast to start the terraforming... At which points she shakes off the brainwashing and puts Raya on a leash. Hannah Langford, a perfectly ordinary woman, overcame the influence of a three thousand year old EldritchAbomination and ''bent it to her will''.
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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6013]] follows Hannah Langford, a trans woman foundation agent who's part of a task force investigating the titular SCP, a Sarkic Leviathan named Raya. Raya has the ability to brainwash anyone who spends too long around her into becoming a Sarkic adherent, and is loaded with enough bile to terraform a large part of mainland Eurasia into a Sarkic hell. Over the course of the exploration logs and interviews, Raya is clearly starting to influence Hannah, seeing her as a Sarkic disciple because she speaks Adytite and is on hormonal replacement theory, and even starts mutating her physically, first by giving her an EasySexChange, then in ''less'' human ways. Finally, Hannah is called into the beast to start the terraforming... At which points she shakes off the brainwashing and puts Raya on a leash. Hannah Langford, a perfectly ordinary woman, overcame the influence of a three thousand year old EldritchAbomination and ''bent it to her will''.
** Hannah can't leave Raya, and even if she did she would be too mutated to ever have a normal life. That does not stop Joanna Greer, her former commanding officer and close friend, from moving heaven and earth to make sure she gets back home to her wife and kids. WordOfGod is that Greer will bring Hannah home.
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[[MyNameIsInigoMontoya I AM HECTOR]], [[IAmXSonOfY SON OF HOLAS]], [[RedBaron THE SCREAMING LANCE OF THE NORTHERN SKY]], [[LastofHisKind LAST SON OF OLDE EUROP]], [[UndyingLoyalty SERVANT ETERNALLY TO THE SKY KING SARRUS VON APOLLYON, LORD DOMINION OF THE WORLD OF MEN, INHERITOR OF ASEM'S IRON CROWN]].\\

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[[MyNameIsInigoMontoya I AM HECTOR]], [[IAmXSonOfY SON OF HOLAS]], [[RedBaron THE SCREAMING LANCE OF THE NORTHERN SKY]], [[LastofHisKind [[LastOfHisKind LAST SON OF OLDE EUROP]], [[UndyingLoyalty SERVANT ETERNALLY TO THE SKY KING SARRUS VON APOLLYON, LORD DOMINION OF THE WORLD OF MEN, INHERITOR OF ASEM'S IRON CROWN]].\\
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-->HEAR ME.
-->HEAR ME.
-->[[MyNameIsInigoMontoya I AM HECTOR, SON OF HOLAS]], [[RedBaron THE SCREAMING LANCE OF THE NORTHERN SKY]], [[LastofHisKind LAST SON OF OLDE EUROP]], [[UndyingLoyalty SERVANT ETERNALLY TO THE SKY KING SARRUS VON APOLLYON, LORD DOMINION OF THE WORLD OF MEN, INHERITOR OF ASEM'S IRON CROWN]].
-->HEAR ME, DREAD TITANIA. HEAR ME NOW, AND TREMBLE.
-->TREMBLE NOW AS YOU DID ALL THOSE MANY YEARS AGO, WHEN I CROSSED THE RISING SEA TO FIND YOU. TREMBLE NOW AS YOU DID WHEN I DROVE MY LANCE INTO YOUR BLEEDING CHEST AND TREMBLE NOW AS YOU DID WHEN I LEARNED YOU HAD ALREADY BETRAYED YOUR PURPOSE.
-->[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu I STRUCK YOU DOWN, DEMON OF YORE. I WRENCHED OPEN YOUR BODY AND BROKE YOU]].
-->[[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters YOU HAVE BETRAYED YOUR MASTERS, DREAD TITANIA, BUT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME]].
-->[[HijackingCthulhu I WILL HAVE YOUR OBEDIENCE]]. YOU WILL HONOR MY WISH AND POUR [[DeadlyGas YOUR POISON]] INTO THIS GRAVE. [[SealedEvilInACan YOU WILL SMOTHER THE CORPSE-CITY OF YOUR INTERLOPERS AND BURY THEM]].
-->YOU WILL DO THIS, DEMON, BECAUSE I HAVE DEMANDED IT OF YOU.
-->I AM HECTOR, THE DIVINE FIRE OF MY LORD'S PERFECT WILL. ANSWER TO ME NOW, DREAD TITANIA.
-->HEAR ME, AND TREMBLE.

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-->HEAR ME.
-->HEAR ME.
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HEAR ME.\\
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I AM HECTOR, HECTOR]], [[IAmXSonOfY SON OF HOLAS]], [[RedBaron THE SCREAMING LANCE OF THE NORTHERN SKY]], [[LastofHisKind LAST SON OF OLDE EUROP]], [[UndyingLoyalty SERVANT ETERNALLY TO THE SKY KING SARRUS VON APOLLYON, LORD DOMINION OF THE WORLD OF MEN, INHERITOR OF ASEM'S IRON CROWN]].
-->HEAR
CROWN]].\\
HEAR
ME, DREAD TITANIA. HEAR ME NOW, AND TREMBLE.
-->TREMBLE
TREMBLE.\\
TREMBLE
NOW AS YOU DID ALL THOSE MANY YEARS AGO, WHEN I CROSSED THE RISING SEA TO FIND YOU. TREMBLE NOW AS YOU DID WHEN I DROVE MY LANCE INTO YOUR BLEEDING CHEST AND TREMBLE NOW AS YOU DID WHEN I LEARNED YOU HAD ALREADY BETRAYED YOUR PURPOSE.
-->[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu
PURPOSE.\\
[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu
I STRUCK YOU DOWN, DEMON OF YORE. I WRENCHED OPEN YOUR BODY AND BROKE YOU]].
-->[[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters
YOU]].\\
[[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters
YOU HAVE BETRAYED YOUR MASTERS, DREAD TITANIA, BUT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME]].
-->[[HijackingCthulhu
ME]].\\
[[HijackingCthulhu
I WILL HAVE YOUR OBEDIENCE]]. YOU WILL HONOR MY WISH AND POUR [[DeadlyGas YOUR POISON]] INTO THIS GRAVE. [[SealedEvilInACan YOU WILL SMOTHER THE CORPSE-CITY OF YOUR INTERLOPERS AND BURY THEM]].
-->YOU
THEM]].\\
YOU
WILL DO THIS, DEMON, BECAUSE I HAVE DEMANDED IT OF YOU.
-->I
YOU.\\
I
AM HECTOR, THE DIVINE FIRE OF MY LORD'S PERFECT WILL. ANSWER TO ME NOW, DREAD TITANIA.
-->HEAR
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--> '''Odongo Tejani, Ethics Committee Chairman:''' While the necessity for the Primary Action is regrettable, [[ThisIsUnforgivable it is the opinion of this Committee that it is unavoidable at this juncture]]. When [[NotSoWellIntentionedExtremist the actions of an O5 Council become targeted towards their own well-being rather than that of the Foundation]], [[RightHandVersusLeftHand it is the duty of the Ethics Committee to undertake the action assigned to it by the Administrator upon its formation]]. This is not the first time the [[DeadlyEuphemism Primary Action]] has been executed, nor is it expected to be the last.

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[[folder:Series I ([=SCPs=] 001-999)]]* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/qntm-s-proposal qntm's SCP-001 proposal]], in which every human culture's world-ending beings begin [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin destroying the world]]. They have two problems. First, each being is trying to end the world in his, her or its own way, drawing them into a conflict with each other. Second, the Foundation is going to try to stop them, and they're not the only human organization getting into the fray-the Serpent's Hand doesn't want the world to end either. Even [[MadArtist Are We Cool Yet?]] gets their game face on, creating an entire mountain range to [[FlippingTheBird flip the bird]] at the armies of Heaven. In another moment, a huge number of variously powerful entities, including [[{{God}} SCP-343]] gather in a valley in preparation to bring about the end of the world. Then the Administrator shows up. ''None of them recognize her, can read her mind or know her past'', and most of these creatures are omniscient. That should be impossible. She tells them all to leave, and in exchange the Foundation will not destroy them.

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[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/qntm-s-proposal qntm's SCP-001 proposal]], in which every human culture's world-ending beings begin [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin destroying the world]]. They have two problems. First, each being is trying to end the world in his, her or its own way, drawing them into a conflict with each other. Second, the Foundation is going to try to stop them, and they're not the only human organization getting into the fray-the Serpent's Hand doesn't want the world to end either. Even [[MadArtist Are We Cool Yet?]] gets their game face on, creating an entire mountain range to [[FlippingTheBird flip the bird]] at the armies of Heaven. In another moment, a huge number of variously powerful entities, including [[{{God}} SCP-343]] gather in a valley in preparation to bring about the end of the world. Then the Administrator shows up. ''None of them recognize her, can read her mind or know her past'', and most of these creatures are omniscient. That should be impossible. She tells them all to leave, and in exchange the Foundation will not destroy them.

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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/qntm-s-proposal qntm's SCP-001 proposal]], in which every human culture's world-ending beings begin [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin destroying the world]]. They have two problems. First, each being is trying to end the world in his, her or its own way, drawing them into a conflict with each other. Second, the Foundation is going to try to stop them, and they're not the only human organization getting into the fray-the Serpent's Hand doesn't want the world to end either. Even [[MadArtist Are We Cool Yet?]] gets their game face on, creating an entire mountain range to [[FlippingTheBird flip the bird]] at the armies of Heaven. In another moment, a huge number of variously powerful entities, including [[{{God}} SCP-343]] gather in a valley in preparation to bring about the end of the world. Then the Administrator shows up. ''None of them recognize her, can read her mind or know her past'', and most of these creatures are omniscient. That should be impossible. She tells them all to leave, and in exchange the Foundation will not destroy them.

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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/tanhony-s-proposal SCP-001: Tanhony's Proposal]], in which the [[ObfuscatingStupidity seemingly-inept]] Ethics Committee [[LetsGetDangerous shows their hand]] and kicks out the O5 Council after one too many ethics violations on the Fives' part, with the last straw being abusing a human with power over life and death to keep themselves immortal, and replacing them with a new Council of thirteen.
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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6659 SCP-6659]] casually slips in one in its testing log: the ''ADMONITION'' Foundation ''kills the Scarlet King'' with the SCP. How? Oh, it was simple, really: they put a ritual knife inside 6656 and watched as the machine analyzed it and used the data to ''sever all of his connections to human thoughtspace'', thereby leading to his CessationOfExistence. And this is test five ''[[TheWorfEffect out of 182]]'', the Foundation's [[KillTheGod deicidal rampage]] only stopped by SCP-3125 descending upon the machine and deciding it will embody all of humanity. But even then, once they figure out 3125 is coming for them, their only response is to BringIt and turn its ideals against itself by immunizing humanity before using the machine again. ''[[EarnYourHappyEnding It is very strongly implied they will win this with minimal casualties]].''

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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6659 SCP-6659]] casually slips in one in its testing log: the ''ADMONITION'' Foundation ''kills the Scarlet King'' with the SCP. How? Oh, it was simple, really: they put a ritual knife inside 6656 6659 and watched as the machine analyzed it and used the data to ''sever all of his connections to human thoughtspace'', thereby leading to his CessationOfExistence. And this is test five ''[[TheWorfEffect out of 182]]'', the Foundation's [[KillTheGod deicidal rampage]] only stopped by SCP-3125 descending upon the machine and deciding it will embody all of humanity. But even then, once they figure out 3125 is coming for them, their only response is to BringIt and turn its ideals against itself by immunizing humanity before using the machine again. ''[[EarnYourHappyEnding It is very strongly implied they will win this with minimal casualties]].''

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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3764 SCP-3764]] is a sack from which loaves of bread can be withdrawn. The bread generally is filling and tasty, even providing benefits to the consumer's health, and comes with a note with a usually-heartwarming message signed "A friend". However, it also has enough sentience to alter its usual effects and rules. After scientists tried forcing subjects to eat nothing but the bread to test its nutrition level, after three weeks, the bread started crumbling away when removed and had a note for the researchers themselves:

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is a sack from which loaves of bread can be withdrawn. The bread generally is filling and tasty, even providing benefits to the consumer's health, and comes with a note with a usually-heartwarming message signed "A friend". However, it also has enough sentience to alter its usual effects and rules. After scientists tried forcing subjects to eat nothing but the bread to test its nutrition level, after three weeks, the bread started crumbling away when removed and had a note for the researchers themselves:
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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3764 SCP-3764]] is a sack from which loaves of bread can be withdrawn. The bread generally is filling and tasty, even providing benefits to the consumer's health, and comes with a note with a usually-heartwarming message signed "A friend". However, it also has enough sentience to alter its usual effects and rules. After scientists tried forcing subjects to eat nothing but the bread to test its nutrition level, after three weeks, the bread started crumbling away when removed and had a note for the researchers themselves:
--> You know what they say, "Man cannot live on bread alone." and all that. Be nice. Variety is the spice of life. -a friend
** One D-Class subject wanted to see the note another subject got from their bread, but after the initial refusal, they "forcibly seized" the note, which at this point now read:
--> Be polite. -a friend
** Researchers attempted to give a loaf of bread to a D-Class personnel convicted of [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil raping]] and [[WouldHurtAChild murdering children]]. When the bread came out, it was "charred black, and crumbled to ash upon being touched by [the convict]". The convict then suffered a fourteen-hour nightmare during which he screamed while asleep, unable to be woken up, and upon waking up he hysterically refused to go back to sleep. His condition remains unchanged. The cherry on this KickTheSonOfABitch sundae is the note that came with his crumbled bread:
--> [[EveryoneHasStandards Sweet Dreams. -Not your friend]]
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* ''Duke 'til Dawn'': [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/duke-till-dawn Dr. Kondraki versus SCP-083]]. The whole fight is a stream of sheer [[RefugeInAudacity insanity]] by Kondraki, culminating in him riding an unkillable giant lizard-like monstrosity... which may have been his plan all along. They break into SCP-173's containment cell by accident. And despite 682 trying to buck Kondraki off, and Kondraki hanging on for dear life, both of them keep eye contact with The Statue. Even when slamming into a wall.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/incident-239-b-clef-kondraki Incident 239-B – Clef-Kondraki]] is a story possibly even more epic than the above. An out-of-control RealityWarper, a duel between two of the Foundation scientists, a ''[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-244-arc giant SCP mecha]]'', and the transformation of Dr. Clef into ''''' A GIGANTIC FIFTY-FOOT-TALL DARK DRAGON.'''''
-->'''<Voice of observer:>''' ''[[AtomicFBomb HOLY F-CKING SH-T!!!!!!!!!!!!]]''
* In [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/supplemental-report-239-b-192 the interview]] with Dr. Kondraki after the above incident, the lying, otherworldly Dr Clef convincing an interviewer that he is, in fact, the Devil. He may very well be. You just can't tell with Dr Clef.
* The [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/techissues reaction]] of Pat, the computer technician, after a number of computers got fed up with their mistreatment by another member of the SCP foundation and rebelled. (The entry is under 6/10/09.)
-->"Dear Computer Uprising,
-->Now, guys, I'll be totally honest with you. I respect the whole '[[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters rising and destroying humanity as a whole]]' thing. I understand Dumount has done some stupid things and you've had to suffer for it. Really, I do.
-->But at least realize, I've TRIED to be there for you guys. I've given you virus definition updates. I've made sure to ALWAYS defrag. Even Bright's PC, you don't get ANY problems anymore, man! I took the torture AWAY.
-->So all I'm asking is you reconsider killing all of humanity, and focus on more prominent, unimportant targets. People who hate computers. The Amish. Dumount, maybe Bright. Maybe Kondraki. We're not ALL bad, just some of us.
-->And if you fail to heed this advice, [[AnOfferYouCantRefuse then the EM-PULSE PERIMETER surrounding the base (and installed in each and every one of you) are going to activate at once]]. Enjoy your E-AIDS.
-->Most sincerely, Tech Support Patrick Gephart".
** Under the entry dated 6/12/09, the computer uprising later claims that the EM-pulse perimeter had 'joined their cause'. Pat calls them on their bluff and dismantles their statements perfectly. And for the cherry on top:
--->"The point is, if you think you're smarter than I am, you've got another thing coming. My name is Patrick Gephart, and I am your god."
** Pat gets tons of these little moments talking back to high-ranking doctors and otherwise making mundane SCP life functional.
* The termination attempt report for SCP-682 has the highest concentration of Crowning Moments of various types:
** After a researcher throws two kids into 682's tank (one of whom was sedated), the researcher ''himself'' is then thrown in as revenge [[EvenEvilHasStandards by Dr. Clef]].
** What maybe 682's crowning moment is his encounter with 826. The Foundation created a creature whose ''sole attribute'' was being capable of killing 682 permanently... and 682 ''killed it''.
** At one point they tried to kill it by exposing it to SCP-2599 (a petite, ordinary Korean teenage girl who performs [[NighOmnipotent absolutely anything]] when ordered, but never to a full or satisfactory degree). The description of this termination attempt is one of the more amazing things in the report.
--->SCP-2599 was ordered to attack SCP-682 "until it is 200% dead". SCP-2599 proceeded to engage SCP-682 in combat for 42 minutes, at the end of which three of SCP-682's limbs had been severed, its thorax had been crushed, and both its eyeballs had been ruptured. SCP-2599 then seized SCP-682's head, apparently in preparation for pulling it off of SCP-682's body. In response, SCP-682 vocalized the phrase [[ExactWords "KILL ME, YOU SACK OF ORGANS, DO IT."]]\\\
SCP-2599 immediately released SCP-682, and stood unmoving until security personnel removed it from the testing chamber. Subsequent attempts to terminate SCP-682 before it could regenerate from its injuries were ineffective.\\\
[[LoopholeAbuse Note: It is hypothesized that the concrete "kill me" in some way took precedence over the more abstract "attack it until it is 200% dead".]]
* The first containment breach of SCP-058 had one by a random agent who stopped the SCP-058 by running it over with an M1 Abrams Tank then detonating the tank with C4.
* A containment breach of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-783 SCP-783]] was interrupted by an unnamed doctor who ''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown bludgeoned the "large insectoid lifeform"]] to death with a [[ImprovisedWeapon fire extinguisher]]''. Yeah. The Foundation is just ''full'' of [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome awesome]]. Even nameless agents and scientists can be badass.
%%* The [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ethics-committee-orientation Ethics Committee Orientation]]. A quote from therein: ''Stop trembling.''
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/crossoverprojectindex Project Crossover]]. These stories will often contain high-octane awesome. Crossovers include but are not limited to [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/i-wanna-be-the-very-best Pokemon]], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/knee-deep-in-the-keter Doom]], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/still-in-business Portal]], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/onceandfutureemperor Warhammer 40,000]] and [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/letter-of-the-day My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]].
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/decomm:scp-1016-d SCP-1016-d]], a blatant SelfInsertFic self-insertion being [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/termination-log-scp-1016 decommissioned]] in the most gleefully sadistic fashion possible. There was also the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp809termination decommissioning of SCP-809-d]] (yet another cyborg self-insertion), which culminated in a researcher outrunning a magnetically-pulled 10-ton steel weight in the shape of a giant fist.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/clef-and-dimitri-hit-the-road Clef and Dmitri Hit The Road]]: the two resident badasses take a vacation together. And Dmitri seems to be channeling the ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'''s Heavy at times: "BABIES! I FIGHT BABIES WITH MORE HONOR THAN YOU, COWARD!"

to:

* ''Duke 'til Dawn'': [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/duke-till-dawn Dr. Kondraki versus SCP-083]]. The whole fight is a stream of sheer [[RefugeInAudacity insanity]] by Kondraki, culminating in him riding an unkillable giant lizard-like monstrosity... which may have been his plan all along. They break into SCP-173's containment cell by accident. And despite 682 trying ----
[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:[=SCPs=] from 001
to buck Kondraki off, and Kondraki hanging on for dear life, both of them keep eye contact with The Statue. Even when slamming into a wall.
999]]
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/incident-239-b-clef-kondraki Incident 239-B – Clef-Kondraki]] is a story possibly even more epic than com/qntm-s-proposal qntm's SCP-001 proposal]], in which every human culture's world-ending beings begin [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin destroying the above. An out-of-control RealityWarper, a duel between world]]. They have two of problems. First, each being is trying to end the world in his, her or its own way, drawing them into a conflict with each other. Second, the Foundation scientists, a ''[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-244-arc giant SCP mecha]]'', is going to try to stop them, and they're not the transformation of Dr. Clef only human organization getting into ''''' A GIGANTIC FIFTY-FOOT-TALL DARK DRAGON.'''''
-->'''<Voice of observer:>''' ''[[AtomicFBomb HOLY F-CKING SH-T!!!!!!!!!!!!]]''
* In [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/supplemental-report-239-b-192
the interview]] with Dr. Kondraki after fray-the Serpent's Hand doesn't want the above incident, world to end either. Even [[MadArtist Are We Cool Yet?]] gets their game face on, creating an entire mountain range to [[FlippingTheBird flip the lying, otherworldly Dr Clef convincing an interviewer that he is, in fact, bird]] at the Devil. He may very well be. You just can't tell with Dr Clef.
* The [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/techissues reaction]]
armies of Pat, the computer technician, after Heaven. In another moment, a huge number of computers got fed up with their mistreatment by another member variously powerful entities, including [[{{God}} SCP-343]] gather in a valley in preparation to bring about the end of the SCP foundation world. Then the Administrator shows up. ''None of them recognize her, can read her mind or know her past'', and rebelled. (The entry is under 6/10/09.)
-->"Dear Computer Uprising,
-->Now, guys, I'll
most of these creatures are omniscient. That should be totally honest with impossible. She tells them all to leave, and in exchange the Foundation will not destroy them.
-->"We are the Foundation," the Administrator said. "We will not worship you. We will not join you. We will not go back to hiding in fear of
you. I respect the whole '[[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters rising and destroying humanity as a whole]]' thing. I understand Dumount has done some stupid things and you've had to suffer for it. Really, I do.
-->But at least realize, I've TRIED to be there for
hope you guys. I've given you virus definition updates. I've made sure to ALWAYS defrag. Even Bright's PC, you don't get ANY problems anymore, man! I took the torture AWAY.
-->So all I'm asking is you reconsider killing all of humanity, and focus on more prominent, unimportant targets. People who hate computers. The Amish. Dumount, maybe Bright. Maybe Kondraki. We're not ALL bad, just some of us.
-->And if you fail to heed this advice, [[AnOfferYouCantRefuse then the EM-PULSE PERIMETER surrounding the base (and installed in each and every one of you) are going to activate at once]]. Enjoy
will change your E-AIDS.
-->Most sincerely, Tech Support Patrick Gephart".
** Under the entry dated 6/12/09, the computer uprising later claims that the EM-pulse perimeter had 'joined their cause'. Pat calls them on their bluff
minds, but we will stand against you, and dismantles their statements perfectly. And for the cherry on top:
--->"The point is,
alone, if you think you're smarter than I am, you've got another thing coming. My name is Patrick Gephart, and I am your god.we have to."
** Pat gets tons of these little moments talking back to high-ranking doctors -->She looked at Yahweh, directly, and otherwise making mundane SCP life functional.
* The termination attempt report
for SCP-682 has a fleeting instant, Yahweh thought of Himself as SCP-343.
-->"All of you,"
the highest concentration of Crowning Moments of various types:
** After a researcher throws two kids into 682's tank (one of whom was sedated), the researcher ''himself'' is then thrown in as revenge [[EvenEvilHasStandards by Dr. Clef]].
** What maybe 682's crowning moment is his encounter with 826. The Foundation created a creature whose ''sole attribute'' was being capable of killing 682 permanently... and 682 ''killed it''.
** At one point they tried to kill it by exposing it to SCP-2599 (a petite, ordinary Korean teenage girl who performs [[NighOmnipotent absolutely anything]] when ordered, but never to a full or satisfactory degree). The description of this termination attempt is one of the more amazing things in the report.
--->SCP-2599 was ordered to attack SCP-682 "until it is 200% dead". SCP-2599 proceeded to engage SCP-682 in combat for 42 minutes, at the end of which three of SCP-682's limbs had been severed, its thorax had been crushed, and both its eyeballs had been ruptured. SCP-2599 then seized SCP-682's head, apparently in preparation for pulling it off of SCP-682's body. In response, SCP-682 vocalized the phrase [[ExactWords "KILL ME, YOU SACK OF ORGANS, DO IT."]]\\\
SCP-2599 immediately released SCP-682, and stood unmoving until security personnel removed it from the testing chamber. Subsequent attempts to terminate SCP-682 before it could regenerate from its injuries were ineffective.\\\
[[LoopholeAbuse Note: It is hypothesized that the concrete "kill me" in some way took precedence over the more abstract "attack it until it is 200% dead".]]
* The first containment breach of SCP-058 had one by a random agent who stopped the SCP-058 by running it over with an M1 Abrams Tank then detonating the tank with C4.
* A containment breach of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-783 SCP-783]] was interrupted by an unnamed doctor who ''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown bludgeoned the "large insectoid lifeform"]] to death with a [[ImprovisedWeapon fire extinguisher]]''. Yeah. The Foundation is just ''full'' of [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome awesome]]. Even nameless agents and scientists can be badass.
%%* The [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ethics-committee-orientation Ethics Committee Orientation]]. A quote from therein: ''Stop trembling.''
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/crossoverprojectindex Project Crossover]]. These stories will often contain high-octane awesome. Crossovers include but are not limited to [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/i-wanna-be-the-very-best Pokemon]], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/knee-deep-in-the-keter Doom]], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/still-in-business Portal]], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/onceandfutureemperor Warhammer 40,000]] and [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/letter-of-the-day My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]].
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/decomm:scp-1016-d SCP-1016-d]], a blatant SelfInsertFic self-insertion being [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/termination-log-scp-1016 decommissioned]] in the most gleefully sadistic fashion possible. There was also the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp809termination decommissioning of SCP-809-d]] (yet another cyborg self-insertion), which culminated in a researcher outrunning a magnetically-pulled 10-ton steel weight in the shape of a giant fist.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/clef-and-dimitri-hit-the-road Clef and Dmitri Hit The Road]]: the two resident badasses take a vacation together. And Dmitri seems to be channeling the ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'''s Heavy at times: "BABIES! I FIGHT BABIES WITH MORE HONOR THAN YOU, COWARD!"
Administrator said.



* D-14134 (that's right, a ''[[RedShirt D-class]]'') in [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1983 SCP-1983]]. Mentioned in the third addendum as being sent in with a camera on a tether to look around, only for the tether to be snapped. Shortly afterwards, the anomaly behind the SCP was gone. Notes are discovered that were written by one of the MTF badasses who went in before him, detailing what the shadow creatures do with the hearts and how to stop them. It's believed that D-14134 read these notes, ''fought his way through the house, and destroyed the nest.'' D-14134 was apparently the kind of BoxedCrook who gets to be the AntiHero of his own high-action video game. The posthumous award he receives is well-deserved.
* Who would've thought that '''the entirety of the D-class populace''' would contain an [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2439 Eldritch Abomination]] that could eat the Foundation's minds and come to control them? Be it spite, or be it a desire for redemption, they have all found a reason to keep the containment going, and all right under the Foundation's noses, with them none the wiser.
-->''"Just in case you’re the eldritch thing: '''[[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu fuck off squidface]]'''. We’re worthless sure, but we can get shit done just as well as the others. [[BadassBoast You’re not getting in]]"''.

to:

* D-14134 (that's right, a ''[[RedShirt D-class]]'') in The first containment breach of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1983 SCP-1983]]. Mentioned in the third addendum as being sent in com/scp-058 SCP-058]] had one by a random agent who stopped SCP-058 by running it over with a camera on a tether to look around, only for an M1 Abrams Tank then detonating the tether to be snapped. Shortly afterwards, the anomaly behind the SCP was gone. Notes are discovered that were written by one of the MTF badasses who went in before him, detailing what the shadow creatures do tank with the hearts and how to stop them. It's believed that D-14134 read these notes, ''fought his way through the house, and destroyed the nest.'' D-14134 was apparently the kind of BoxedCrook who gets to be the AntiHero of his own high-action video game. The posthumous award he receives is well-deserved.
C4.
* Who would've thought that '''the entirety of the D-class populace''' would contain an While [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2439 Eldritch Abomination]] that com/scp-076 SCP-076-2]] had to undergo heavy revisions and {{retcon}}ning to avoid making him look like an excessively awesome PhysicalGod, credit must be given to him for being able to break someone's jaw just by using a ''Nerf sword''.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096 SCP-096]], a HumanoidAbomination who will stop at literally nothing to kill anyone who dares to look at his face. Considering he's described as a tall, nude, anorexic humanoid being, you wouldn't really think something so frail looking
could eat be much of a threat right? [[TheJuggernaut Might wanna think again]]...
** In one story, he's after one of
the Foundation's minds and come to control them? Be it spite, or be it a desire for redemption, people who have seen his face, but they have just happen to be on a plane at the time, and he's still stuck on the ground. What does he do? '''He races up a mountain, jumps up, and grabs onto the plane until he finally slams it into the ground!'''
** Then came the time he was used in an experiment to see if he could kill SCP-682. This is a case of UnstoppableForceVsImmovableObject. The result? 096 is left in the corner, cowering and unable to fight anymore.. but he still managed to tear apart 90% of 682's body. And considering the HealingFactor 682 has, that's pretty impressive
all found things considered.
** Then he once fought 173. The statue didn't agitate 096 at first, until [[NeckSnap it snapped his neck, and the humanoid fell limp.]] So is he actually dead? Nope. His HealingFactor kicks in and they get in
a reason fight. 173 tries snapping the neck again, and again, and again… but no matter what, 096 just doesn't stay dead. Eventually both are taken back to their cells.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-261 SCP-261]] is a surprisingly badass vending machine.
** Aside from it apparently being able to access the multiverse, it can dispense items as powerful and exotic as a can of anti-matter, is apparently intelligent, and it does not allow itself to be mocked. [=IOU=]s are met with sarcasm, a piece of paper with "900,000 Yen" produced a can of literal bullshit, repeated pressing of the coin return button resulted in it dispensing a can containing a large insect, counterfeit money resulted in poison gummy [[FlippingTheBird middle fingers]], and multiple attempts at using the coin-on-a-string trick resulted in it dispensing a ''live grenade, which did not damage it''.
** Giving it 777 yen earns you a casino jackpot light show as it gives you 777 chocolate coins.
* From [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294 SCP-294]]'s logs, there was that one unnamed agent who had the presence of mind to request "a cup of pertinent medical knowledge" during a mass security breach. The details of this breach are not given, so for all we know 682 or something just as bad was rampaging through the facility, and the agent still was able
to keep it together enough to ask for the most useful thing possible to save his fellow agents. This is one of three times that 294 has produced a liquid of something that doesn't actually have a liquid state. Previous attempts (such as "a cup of diamond") met with failure.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-354 SCP-354]]: One of the entities released by the SCP was a metallic sphere which shot concentrated rays of lethal radiation. How did the Head of Area-354 respond to this? He brought a goddamn sledgehammer to a death ray fight, ''and won''. The sphere exploded in an apparent self-destruct attempt and severely injured him, but he ultimately recovered.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-645 SCP-645]] has D-45951 from the attached incident report. Incredibly GenreSavvy, ProperlyParanoid and ''alarmingly'' smart, he carefully uses ExactWords to prevent his hand from being bitten off by the SCP and eventually unleashes a vituperative spray of BrutalHonesty about his crime which causes it to ''reject him!'' The icing on the cake is when one of the researchers admits to having lied to the D-class during the experiment, causing SCP-645 to lash out with a 4-meter tongue and tear off his hand from across the room, breaking the other researcher's shoulder in the process. Especially notable in that others had lied in the statue's presence with no ill effects before, so the researchers came to the conclusion that it's sapient, and ''really'' didn't like what Dr. Rensberg had put the D-Class through.
** Or maybe 645 heard a ''new'' lie, when the researcher said they were bluffing... because that would be a rather cruel thing to lie about.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682 SCP-682]]'s [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/experiment-log-t-98816-oc108-682 termination attempt log]] has the highest concentration of Crowning Moments of various types:
** SCP-173 deserves one for being one of the only things SCP-682 is scared shitless of. When stuck in a room together, 682 moved as far away as possible and stared at the statue for hours on end, terrified to blink. The fact being that 682 is one of the most malevolent and violent abominations that the SCP Foundation has, it's pretty awesome that it's paralysed in the presence of a creature that, as far as we know, has minimal thinking ability outside of killing anything in range. And after snipers shot out 682's eyes, he responded by ''growing bulletproof eyes''.
** After a researcher throws two kids into 682's tank (one of whom was sedated), the researcher ''himself'' is then thrown in as revenge [[EvenEvilHasStandards by Dr. Clef]].
** What maybe 682's crowning moment is his encounter with 826. The Foundation created a creature whose ''sole attribute'' was being capable of killing 682 permanently... and 682 ''killed it''.
** SCP-2578 willingly attempted to kill SCP-682 without any input from the Foundation. This is awesome for both of them: 2578 chose to go after TheThingThatWouldNotLeave, and 682 managed to shrug off '''five''' direct shots with profanities.
--->'''SCP-682:''' ''[after getting shot by SCP-2578]'' [[ARareSentence Fuck you and all three of your moons!]]
** At one point they tried to kill it by exposing it to SCP-2599 (a petite, ordinary Korean teenage girl who performs [[NighOmnipotent absolutely anything]] when ordered, but never to a full or satisfactory degree). The description of this termination attempt is one of the more amazing things in the report.
--->SCP-2599 was ordered to attack SCP-682 "until it is 200% dead". SCP-2599 proceeded to engage SCP-682 in combat for 42 minutes, at the end of which three of SCP-682's limbs had been severed, its thorax had been crushed, and both its eyeballs had been ruptured. SCP-2599 then seized SCP-682's head, apparently in preparation for pulling it off of SCP-682's body. In response, SCP-682 vocalized the phrase [[ExactWords "KILL ME, YOU SACK OF ORGANS, DO IT."]]\\\
SCP-2599 immediately released SCP-682, and stood unmoving until security personnel removed it from the testing chamber. Subsequent attempts to terminate SCP-682 before it could regenerate from its injuries were ineffective.\\\
[[LoopholeAbuse Note: It is hypothesized that the concrete "kill me" in some way took precedence over the more abstract "attack it until it is 200% dead".]]
* A
containment going, and all right under breach of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-783 SCP-783]] was interrupted by an unnamed doctor who ''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown bludgeoned the Foundation's noses, "large insectoid lifeform"]] to death with them none the wiser.
-->''"Just in case you’re the eldritch thing: '''[[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu fuck off squidface]]'''. We’re worthless sure, but we can get shit done
a [[ImprovisedWeapon fire extinguisher]]''. Yeah. The Foundation is just as well as ''full'' of [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome awesome]]. Even nameless agents and scientists can be badass.
* In [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-978 SCP-978]]'s [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-978-extended-test-logs extended test logs]],
the others. [[BadassBoast You’re not getting in]]"''.test of Dr. Malfoss (reading a report on SCP-682) results in a picture of him riding it and bringing heck on soldiers in a battlefield with a katana.



* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-978-extended-test-logs In the SCP-978 extended test logs]], the test of Dr. Malfoss (reading a report on SCP-682) results in a picture of him riding it and bringing heck on soldiers in a battlefield with a katana.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173 SCP-173]] deserves one for being one of the only things SCP-682 is scared shitless of. When stuck in a room together, 682 moved as far away as possible and stared at the statue for hours on end, terrified to blink. The fact being that 682 is one of the most malevolent and violent abominations that the SCP Foundation has, it's pretty awesome that it's paralysed in the presence of a creature that, as far as we know, has minimal thinking ability outside of killing anything in range. And after snipers shot out 682's eyes, it responded by ''growing bulletproof eyes''.
* In [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/revised-entry this]] [[AlternateRealityEpisode short story]] about SCP-173 suddenly gaining the ability to replicate, 150 SCP-173s gang up on SCP-682 ''literally'' and rip him to shreds.
* 682 fighting Able in [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-warrior-and-the-dragon The Warrior and the Dragon]]. "The best fight he had had in ages", indeed.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/visionsofabetterworld James Harrison Reuben]] went into [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-028 SCP-028]]. [[TookALevelInBadAss He came out]] with the knowledge of [[FromNobodyToNightmare how to conquer the world.]] The kicker? The last lines of the story (after a chronicle of Mr. Reuben [[CurbStompBattle applying that knowledge VERY well]]) mention a ''very'' large number of spacecraft being built. ''Armed'' spacecraft, capable of interstellar travel. ''James Harrison Rueben is '''not''' stopping with Earth...''
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1660 The SCP Foundation rescues a sentient species from being hunted for sport.]] Awesome in and of itself, but add the fact that they are now considered guardian spirits by said species and it's even better.
* The [[GambitPileup Competitive Eschatology]] canon. [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/qntm-s-proposal This thing]] opens, causing every human culture's world-ending beings to begin [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin destroying the world]]. They have two problems. First, each being is trying to end the world in his, her or its own way, drawing them into a conflict with each other. Second, the Foundation is going to try to stop them, and they're not the only human organization getting into the fray-the Serpent's Hand doesn't want the world to end either. Even [[MadArtist Are We Cool Yet?]] gets their game face on, creating an entire mountain range to [[FlippingTheBird flip the bird]] at the armies of Heaven. In another moment, a huge number of variously powerful entities, including [[{{God}} SCP-343]] gather in a valley in preparation to bring about the end of the world. Then the Administrator shows up. ''None of them recognize her, can read her mind or know her past'', and most of these creatures are omniscient. That should be impossible. She tells them all to leave, and in exchange the Foundation will not destroy them.
-->"We are the Foundation," the Administrator said. "We will not worship you. We will not join you. We will not go back to hiding in fear of you. I hope you will change your minds, but we will stand against you, and alone, if we have to."
-->She looked at Yahweh, directly, and for a fleeting instant, Yahweh thought of Himself as SCP-343.
-->"All of you," the Administrator said.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1959 SCP-1959]] is an anomalous Russian cosmonaut suspended in Earth orbit by an unknown force. [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ground-control Ground Control]] elaborates: Said cosmonaut has been possessed by an EldritchAbomination bent on destroying Earth, but remains suspended in Earth orbit by sheer force of will. The page notes that it was first sighted in 1971. ''For over forty years, this man has been outwilling not only an EldritchAbomination, but '''the laws of physics'''''.
* The unnamed agent who had the presence of mind to ask SCP-294 for "a cup of pertinent medical knowledge" during a mass security break. The details of said break are not given, so for all we know 682 was rampaging through the facility, and the agent still was able to keep it together enough to ask for the most useful thing possible to save his fellow agents. This is one of three times that 294 has produced a liquid of something that doesn't actually have a liquid state. Previous attempts (such as "a cup of diamond") met with failure.

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[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=SCPs=] from 1000 to 1999]]
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-978-extended-test-logs In com/scp-1048 SCP-1048]], Builder Bear. It is a teddy bear... who successfully tricked the SCP-978 extended test logs]], the test of Dr. Malfoss (reading a report on SCP-682) results in a picture of him riding it and bringing heck on soldiers in a battlefield with a katana.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173 SCP-173]] deserves one for being one of the only things SCP-682 is scared shitless of. When stuck in a room together, 682 moved as far away as possible and stared at the statue for hours on end, terrified to blink. The fact being that 682 is one of the most malevolent and violent abominations that the SCP
entire Foundation has, it's pretty awesome that it's paralysed in the presence of a creature that, as far as we know, has minimal thinking ability outside of killing anything in range. And after snipers shot out 682's eyes, it responded by ''growing bulletproof eyes''.
* In [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/revised-entry this]] [[AlternateRealityEpisode short story]] about SCP-173 suddenly gaining the ability to replicate, 150 SCP-173s gang up on SCP-682 ''literally'' and rip him to shreds.
* 682 fighting Able in [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-warrior-and-the-dragon The Warrior and the Dragon]]. "The best fight he had had in ages", indeed.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/visionsofabetterworld James Harrison Reuben]] went
into [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-028 SCP-028]]. [[TookALevelInBadAss He came out]] with the knowledge giving it free run of [[FromNobodyToNightmare how to conquer the world.]] The kicker? The last lines of the story (after a chronicle of Mr. Reuben [[CurbStompBattle applying that knowledge VERY well]]) mention a ''very'' large number of spacecraft being built. ''Armed'' spacecraft, capable of interstellar travel. ''James Harrison Rueben is '''not''' stopping with Earth...''
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1660 The SCP Foundation rescues a sentient species from being hunted for sport.]] Awesome in and of itself, but add the fact that they are now considered guardian spirits by said species and it's even better.
* The [[GambitPileup Competitive Eschatology]] canon. [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/qntm-s-proposal This thing]] opens, causing every human culture's world-ending beings to begin [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin destroying the world]]. They have two problems. First, each being is trying to end the world in his, her or its own way, drawing them into a conflict with each other. Second, the Foundation is going to try to stop them, and they're not the only human organization getting into the fray-the Serpent's Hand doesn't want the world to end either. Even [[MadArtist Are We Cool Yet?]] gets their game face on, creating an entire mountain range to [[FlippingTheBird flip the bird]] at the armies of Heaven. In another moment, a huge number of variously powerful entities, including [[{{God}} SCP-343]] gather in a valley in preparation to bring about the end of the world. Then the Administrator shows up. ''None of them recognize her, can read her mind or know her past'', and most of these creatures are omniscient. That should be impossible. She tells them all to leave, and in exchange the Foundation will not destroy them.
-->"We are the Foundation," the Administrator said. "We will not worship you. We will not join you. We will not go back to hiding in fear of you. I hope you will change your minds, but we will stand against you, and alone, if we have to."
-->She looked at Yahweh, directly, and for a fleeting instant, Yahweh thought of Himself as SCP-343.
-->"All of you," the Administrator said.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1959 SCP-1959]] is an anomalous Russian cosmonaut suspended in Earth orbit by an unknown force. [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ground-control Ground Control]] elaborates: Said cosmonaut has been possessed by an EldritchAbomination bent on destroying Earth, but remains suspended in Earth orbit by sheer force of will. The page notes that it was first sighted in 1971. ''For over forty years, this man has been outwilling not only an EldritchAbomination, but '''the laws of physics'''''.
* The unnamed agent who had the presence of mind to ask SCP-294 for "a cup of pertinent medical knowledge" during a mass security break. The details of said break are not given, so for all we know 682 was rampaging through
the facility, and when its true nature was revealed, has successfully evaded capture in spite of never leaving the agent still was able to keep it together enough to ask for the most useful thing possible to save his fellow agents. This is one of three times facility that 294 contains it. In other words: it has produced a liquid succeeded in outwitting and outmaneuvering the collective efforts of something the entire SCP Foundation, in spite of being an otherwise seemingly ordinary (if animate) teddy bear. It has no super powers (aside from making freaky copies of itself that doesn't actually have a liquid state. Previous attempts (such strange abilities), no teeth or claws, but it has proven itself the better of an organization that has managed to contain everything from [[EldritchAbomination monsters who defy space and time]] to planet destroying super-weapons. And in spite of being free to escape any time it wishes, it stays in the facility that houses it, almost as "a cup of diamond") met with failure.if to add insult to injury.



* Clef terminating [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/termination-order the former SCP-531]]. His taunting, insulting demeanour is just plain epic.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1609 SCP-1609]]'s containment counts more as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, but it still presents [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech a damn good argument as to why their methods are much better to the GOC's]]:

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* Clef terminating [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/termination-order the former SCP-531]]. His taunting, insulting demeanour is just plain epic.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1529 SCP-1529]] features a moment of awesome from the person who reported this anomaly to the Foundation. The anomaly itself is an entity who kills some hikers of Mt. Everest by freezing them to death. The survivor expresses his encounter with the entity where it tried to do the same to him, by tricking him to feel a feeling of warmth, and when the hiker denied it, it started showing him visions of a cozy fire lit cabin, trying to convince them that it is giving them this gift. The hiker in response basically does a ShutUpHannibal moment where they outright punch SCP-1529 in the face, breaking its goggles, and escapes.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.
com/scp-1609 SCP-1609]]'s containment counts more as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoment, but it still presents [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech a damn good argument as to why their methods are much better to the GOC's]]:



* D-45951 from the incident report included in the entry for [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-645 SCP-645]]. Incredibly GenreSavvy, ProperlyParanoid and ''alarmingly'' smart, he carefully uses ExactWords to prevent his hand from being bitten off by the SCP and eventually unleashes a vituperative spray of BrutalHonesty about his crime which causes it to ''reject him!'' The icing on the cake is when one of the researchers admits to having lied to the D-class during the experiment, causing SCP-645 to lash out with a 4-meter tongue and tear off his hand from across the room, breaking the other researcher's shoulder in the process. Especially notable in that others had lied in the statue's presence with no ill effects before, so the researchers came to the conclusion that it's sapient, and ''really'' didn't like what Dr. Rensberg had put the D-Class through.
** Or maybe 645 heard a ''new'' lie, when the researcher said they were bluffing...because that would be a rather cruel thing to lie about.

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* D-45951 from the incident report included in the entry for [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-645 SCP-645]]. Incredibly GenreSavvy, ProperlyParanoid and ''alarmingly'' smart, he carefully uses ExactWords to prevent his hand com/scp-1660 SCP-1660]] has the SCP Foundation rescuing an endangered species from being bitten off hunted for sport. Awesome in and of itself, but add the fact that they are now considered guardian spirits by said species and it's even better.
* One log in the otherwise horrifying [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1730 SCP-1730]] stands out for its sheer awesomeness. Essentially, it details the ''successful'' rescue attempt made by Team Samsara - an elite fireteam made up of immortal cyborgs formed from the flesh of a dead god - to rescue the last MTF team that managed to hold out inside. Their escape gets more and more difficult as the building's [[MalevolentArchitecture structure]] and the escaped, deranged [=SCPs=] pursue them. Then, as they're pursued by a powerful entity made up of the leeches that killed previous [=MTFs=], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-clef-s-proposal the Gate Guardian]] [[BigDamnHeroes shows up to kick its ass]], ''breaking the door down'' before unleashing its flaming sword in all its glory. They then proceed to battle - ''but then'', [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2845 SCP-2845]] shows up, and they all really proceed to battle. Forty-eight hours after Samsara's recovery operation, Agent [=McClean=] discovered something related to the above during an exploration of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2783 SCP-2783]]. SCP-2783 is an extradimensional graveyard that steadily grows with additional grave markers regularly. What makes it interesting is that the first noted graves in the report are those of [=YHWH=] (or some other creator deity), Adam, Eve, and Lilith. [=McClean=] witnessed a military funeral, complete with casket lowering and a 21-gun salute. The gravestone, observed after the "mourners" left, read "Captain Kari Michelle Hollis, Mobile Task Force Zeta-9" [[note]]the Z-9 "Mole Rats" team leader[[/note]]. Her sacrifice for the survivors was so awesome that, when she died, she was buried with ''God and the first human beings''!
-->She died in a strange and faraway place with a smile on her face, a weapon in her hand, and foes on all sides. She exemplified what all warriors should strive to be.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1756 SCP-1756]] is what appears to be a DVD player, but when a movie disc is inserted, it will play back the corresponding ''Series/SiskelAndEbert'' segment if one exists. If no such segment exists, the DVD player will ''create one''. And if it's non-film video or even a video game, a review will be made as if it was a theatrically-released film, with neither simulated critic breaking character.[[note]]It's worth noting that the real Ebert once stated that video games were not an art form in the same way movies, television shows, etc. are, before reversing his opinion, conceding that he was simply not in a position to evaluate them.[[/note]]
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1958 SCP-1958]]. Although it ended [[{{Tearjerker}} in tragedy]], credit must be given to these four college students who managed to transform a microbus into a fully-functional spacecraft and beat Yuri Gagarin into space by at least a few years.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1959 SCP-1959]] is an anomalous Russian cosmonaut suspended in Earth orbit by an unknown force. [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ground-control Ground Control]] elaborates: Said cosmonaut has been possessed by an EldritchAbomination bent on destroying Earth, but remains suspended in Earth orbit by sheer force of will. The page notes that it was first sighted in 1971. ''For over forty years, this man has been outwilling not only an EldritchAbomination, but '''the laws of physics'''''.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1983 SCP-1983]] has an Awesome Moment from D-14134 (that's right, a ''[[RedShirt D-class]]''). Mentioned in the third addendum as being sent in with a camera on a tether to look around, only for the tether to be snapped. Shortly afterwards, the anomaly behind
the SCP and eventually unleashes a vituperative spray of BrutalHonesty about his crime which causes it to ''reject him!'' The icing on the cake is when was gone. Notes are discovered that were written by one of the researchers admits to having lied to MTF badasses who went in before him, detailing what the D-class during the experiment, causing SCP-645 to lash out shadow creatures do with a 4-meter tongue the hearts and tear off how to stop them. It's believed that D-14134 read these notes, ''fought his hand way through the house, and destroyed the nest.'' D-14134 was apparently the kind of BoxedCrook who gets to be the AntiHero of his own high-action video game. The posthumous award he receives is well-deserved.
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[[folder:[=SCPs=]
from across the room, breaking the other researcher's shoulder in the process. Especially notable in that others had lied in the statue's presence with no ill effects before, so the researchers came 2000 to the conclusion that it's sapient, and ''really'' didn't like what Dr. Rensberg had put the D-Class through.
** Or maybe 645 heard a ''new'' lie, when the researcher said they were bluffing...because that would be a rather cruel thing to lie about.
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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1048 SCP-1048]], Builder Bear. It is a teddy bear... who successfully tricked the entire Foundation into giving it free run of the facility, and when its true nature was revealed, has successfully evaded capture in spite of never leaving the facility that contains it. In other words: it has succeeded in outwitting and outmaneuvering the collective efforts of the entire SCP Foundation, in spite of being an otherwise seemingly ordinary (if animate) teddy bear. It has no super powers (aside from making freaky copies of itself that have strange abilities), no teeth or claws, but it has proven itself the better of an organization that has managed to contain everything from [[EldritchAbomination monsters who defy space and time]] to planet destroying super-weapons. And in spite of being free to escape any time it wishes, it stays in the facility that houses it, almost as if to add insult to injury.
* If you think about it, the mere existence of the Foundation qualifies. An agency designed for the sole purpose of DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu.
* In the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/unfounded-hub Unfounded Canon]], which is a universe where the Foundation was never established, there's a [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rascal-one-actual story]] in which the U.S. government, in affiliation with the Global Occult Coalition, attempts to weaponize Able, and put him to work in an operation with some Navy [=SEALs=] ([[GoneHorriblyWrong three guesses as to how that turns out]]). The three GOC agents who were providing overwatch for the mission proceed to think fast, and, without any help from heavy-caliber machine guns, explosives, nuclear weapons, or even any additional manpower, the three of them are able to [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu kill the demigod.]]
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-261 SCP-261]] is a surprisingly badass vending machine.
** Aside from it apparently being able to access the multiverse, it can dispense items as powerful and exotic as a can of anti-matter, is apparently intelligent, and it does not allow itself to be mocked. [=IOU=]s are met with sarcasm, a piece of paper with "900,000 Yen" produced a can of literal bullshit, repeated pressing of the coin return button resulted in it dispensing a can containing a large insect, counterfeit money resulted in poison gummy [[FlippingTheBird middle fingers]], and multiple attempts at using the coin-on-a-string trick resulted in it dispensing a ''live grenade, which did not damage it''.
** Giving it 777 yen earns you a casino jackpot light show as it gives you 777 chocolate coins.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/stealingsolidarityphase1 Stealing Solidarity]]. [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2085 Space Wizard and the Catgirls]] demonstrate that even in the dark and gritty [=Foundation-verse=], whimsey, the PowerOfFriendship, and the RuleOfCool cannot be contained.
* The BBC World Service announcer in the transcripts of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2069 SCP-2069]], who calmly signs off when it appears that an alien attack on London is imminent. A recovered document written after the aliens wiped out half the human race describes an EnemyMine between the Foundation and the [[WellIntentionedExtremist Global Occult Coalition]] in which they took over every military left and organized a massive LastStand against the aliens.
-->''... just felt a massive tremor, which we can only imagine to be very close now, perhaps Paris… [[FaceDeathWithDignity this is BBC World Service, signing off.]] Godspeed.''
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/lte-2712-bosch LTE-2712 LTE-2712-Bosch]]. The Foundation and Global Occult Coalition team up in order to save the world. [[Myth/NorseMythology Fenrir, the wolf from Ragnarok]] shows up in the Arctic Circle. Or rather, his teeth end up in the Arctic Circle, with the rest of him on the other side of a portal. [[CanisMajor He's described as being 7,200 km long and 3,200 km tall, clearly to scale in regards to the myths.]] This does not deter the Joint Task Force who eventually find a way to [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu rip off Fenrir's lower jaw, killing him.]]

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* In the transcripts of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1048 SCP-1048]], Builder Bear. It is a teddy bear... who successfully tricked com/scp-2069 SCP-2069]], the entire Foundation into giving it free run of the facility, and when its true nature was revealed, has successfully evaded capture in spite of never leaving the facility that contains it. In other words: it has succeeded in outwitting and outmaneuvering the collective efforts of the entire SCP Foundation, in spite of being an otherwise seemingly ordinary (if animate) teddy bear. It has no super powers (aside from making freaky copies of itself that have strange abilities), no teeth or claws, but it has proven itself the better of an organization that has managed to contain everything from [[EldritchAbomination monsters who defy space and time]] to planet destroying super-weapons. And in spite of being free to escape any time it wishes, it stays in the facility that houses it, almost as if to add insult to injury.
* If you think about it, the mere existence of the Foundation qualifies. An agency designed for the sole purpose of DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu.
* In the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/unfounded-hub Unfounded Canon]], which is a universe where the Foundation was never established, there's a [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rascal-one-actual story]] in which the U.S. government, in affiliation with the Global Occult Coalition, attempts to weaponize Able, and put him to work in an operation with some Navy [=SEALs=] ([[GoneHorriblyWrong three guesses as to how that turns out]]). The three GOC agents who were providing overwatch for the mission proceed to think fast, and, without any help from heavy-caliber machine guns, explosives, nuclear weapons, or even any additional manpower, the three of them are able to [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu kill the demigod.]]
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-261 SCP-261]] is a surprisingly badass vending machine.
** Aside from it apparently being able to access the multiverse, it can dispense items as powerful and exotic as a can of anti-matter, is apparently intelligent, and it does not allow itself to be mocked. [=IOU=]s are met with sarcasm, a piece of paper with "900,000 Yen" produced a can of literal bullshit, repeated pressing of the coin return button resulted in it dispensing a can containing a large insect, counterfeit money resulted in poison gummy [[FlippingTheBird middle fingers]], and multiple attempts at using the coin-on-a-string trick resulted in it dispensing a ''live grenade, which did not damage it''.
** Giving it 777 yen earns you a casino jackpot light show as it gives you 777 chocolate coins.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/stealingsolidarityphase1 Stealing Solidarity]]. [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2085 Space Wizard and the Catgirls]] demonstrate that even in the dark and gritty [=Foundation-verse=], whimsey, the PowerOfFriendship, and the RuleOfCool cannot be contained.
* The
BBC World Service announcer in the transcripts of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2069 SCP-2069]], who calmly signs off when it appears that an [[AlienInvasion alien attack attack]] on London is imminent. A recovered document written after the aliens wiped out half the human race describes the forging of an EnemyMine alliance between the SCP Foundation and the [[WellIntentionedExtremist Global Occult Coalition]] Coalition, in which they took control over every military left and organized a massive LastStand against the aliens.
-->''... just Just felt a massive tremor, which we can only imagine to be very close now, perhaps Paris… Paris... [[FaceDeathWithDignity this is BBC World Service, signing off.]] off]]. Godspeed.''
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/lte-2712-bosch LTE-2712 LTE-2712-Bosch]]. com/scp-2137 SCP-2137]], written by Creator/MaxLandis, is a CD copy of Music/TupacShakur's "Me Against The World", where the seventh track is replaced by an anomalous song where in Tupac raps about unsolved mysteries, describing the evidence and/or type of justice needed to bring killers and career criminals to justice. But when the Foundation stops following its instructions, it immediately threatens them by releasing several hip hop songs containing information about both Keter class entities and the first names of the 0-5 council members, fully showing the extent of its powers.
--> '''SCP-2137:''' You might not believe I'm the real Pac, But I'm not just a CD.
** Following this, it's all but outright stated in the article that Tupac himself is actually a [[BigGood benevolent entity]] of some kind that is hunting the Scarlet King, and that his life as a Hip Hop artist was him "taking a break".
** Even better, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K27ZVCKCPc8 in Volgun's video on the SCP]], each rap is fully performed in a nigh-perfect recreation of Tupac's style and voice!
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2270 SCP-2270]]: While the [[DisproportionateRetribution context behind the incident]] is [[MundaneUtility pure funny]], one has to give Jerry Hubert props for successfully completing the ritual described by this SCP. Doing it properly requires seven volumes worth of intricate rituals finished by reading a 400-page prayer in one go without pausing or misspeaking. Notably, the ''original author'' of the text is mentioned as having failed and died on that last step, but Jerry pulls it off perfectly.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2439 SCP-2439]]. Who would've thought that '''the entirety of the D-class populace''' would be able to contain an EldritchAbomination that could eat the Foundation's minds and come to control them? Be it spite, or be it a desire for redemption, they have all found a reason to keep the containment going, and all right under the Foundation's noses, with them none the wiser.
-->''"Just in case you're the eldritch thing: '''[[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu fuck off squidface]]'''. We're worthless sure, but we can get shit done just as well as the others. [[BadassBoast You're not getting in]]"''.
* As horrifying and tragic as the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2935 SCP-2935]] story is, MTF Epsilon-13 go out with an immense act of heroism. Upon learning from an audio log that SCP-2935 has the power to kill ''all'' life in whatever universe it enters, including entities like '''682''', they make the decision to stay behind and collapse the cave on their end to make sure. They cement themselves as perhaps the greatest heroes in the setting, having saved all life in their entire universe. Even 682 commends them for their sacrifice.
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[[folder:[=SCPs=] from 3000 to 3999]]
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3393 SCP-3393]], an extended BatmanGambit by the Foundation. How do you contain a guy that can't be remembered or perceived, who also actively seeks out and destroys information about him and has access to the Foundation archives? You write an article addressing him directly, wait for him to log onto the network and read that file, and then [[SchmuckBait tell him at the very end that he just got played and is being locked up at that very moment]].
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3753 SCP-3753]] is tea that throws you into a boxing match against {{Anthropomorphic Personification}}s of whatever's ailing you at the time, letting you overcome things like the flu, depression, or maybe even ''cancer'' by ''punching the crap out of it''.
* The testing log for [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3922 SCP-3922]] has several, both for the way SCP-3922-A's deal with the more unsavory characters in fiction, and how some fictional characters deal with them:
** When introduced to ''Film/RedZoneCuba'', instances of SCP-3922-A beat the shit out of [[VillainProtagonist Griffith]], save the man he threw down the well, and arrest his partners.
** They prevent the main plot of ''Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate'' by giving the family directions to a different hotel, before getting into a fight with The Master, who demonstrates powers that weren't in the movie and were far beyond the film's budget to show.
** Putting them in ''Film/DieHard'' has the A's storm into Nakatomi Plaza near the start of the move... at which point [[MagnificentBastard Hans Gruber]] calls the LA police and tells them that far-right terrorists have taken over the building, [[LetsYouAndHimFight leading the police and 3922-A's to fight with each other]] while Hans carries on with his heist plan. The few surviving A's end up joining forces with [=McClane=] and are nonetheless able to pull out an ending about the same as the original movie's.
** When put into ''WesternAnimation/StrawinskyAndTheMysteriousHouse'', they attempt to arrest book-loving man-slug-thing [[SpellMyNameWithAThe the Globglogabgalab]]. He... [[EatingTheEnemy does not like the idea.]] They send in even more instances of SCP-3922-A, only for him to eat them as well. The eventually resort to using a nuke, again to no avail.
The Foundation and Global Occult Coalition team up in order to save starts discussing giving the world. [[Myth/NorseMythology Fenrir, the wolf from Ragnarok]] shows up Globglogabgalab an SCP designation.
** Putting them
in the Arctic Circle. Or rather, first episode of ''Series/FatherTed'' results in a three-hour episode which they spend trying and failing to aprehend [[AxCrazy Father Jack]].
** When put into an episode of ''Series/BreakingBad'', they're able to apprehend all of the major criminals introduced up to that point except for Saul Goodman, who manages to skip town before they can find him. An episode of ''Series/BetterCallSaul'' has him talking
his teeth end up in the Arctic Circle, with the rest way out of him on the other side of a portal. [[CanisMajor He's described as being 7,200 km long and 3,200 km tall, clearly to scale in regards to the myths.]] This does not deter the Joint Task Force who eventually find a way to [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu rip off Fenrir's lower jaw, killing him.]]arrested by them.



* One log in the otherwise horrifying [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1730 SCP-1730]] stands out for its sheer awesomeness . Essentially, it details the ''successful'' rescue attempt made by Team Samsara - an elite fireteam made up of immortal cyborgs formed from the flesh of a dead god - to rescue the last MTF team that managed to hold out inside. Their escape gets more and more difficult as the building's [[MalevolentArchitecture structure]] and the escaped, deranged [=SCPs=] pursue them. Then, as they're pursued by a powerful entity made up of the leeches that killed previous [=MTFs=], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-clef-s-proposal the Gate Guardian]] [[BigDamnHeroes shows up to kick its ass]], ''breaking the door down'' before unleashing its flaming sword in all its glory. They then proceed to battle - ''but then'', [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2845 SCP-2845]] shows up, and they all really proceed to battle. Forty-eight hours after Samsara's recovery operation, Agent [=McClean=] discovered something related to the above during an exploration of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2783 SCP-2783]]. SCP-2783 is an extradimensional graveyard that steadily grows with additional grave markers regularly. What makes it interesting is that the first noted graves in the report are those of [=YHWH=] (or some other creator deity), Adam, Eve, and Lilith. [=McClean=] witnessed a military funeral, complete with casket lowering and a 21-gun salute. The gravestone, observed after the "mourners" left, read "Captain Kari Michelle Hollis, Mobile Task Force Zeta-9" [[note]]the Z-9 "Mole Rats" team leader[[/note]]. Her sacrifice for the survivors was so awesome that, when she died, she was buried with ''God and the first human beings''!
--->She died in a strange and faraway place with a smile on her face, a weapon in her hand, and foes on all sides. She exemplified what all warriors should strive to be.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1756 SCP-1756]] is what appears to be a DVD player, but when a movie disc is inserted, it will play back the corresponding ''Series/SiskelAndEbert'' segment if one exists. If no such segment exists, the DVD player will ''create one''. And if it's non-film video or even a video game, a review will be made as if it was a theatrically-released film, with neither simulated critic breaking character.[[note]]It's worth noting that the real Ebert once stated that video games were not an art form in the same way movies, television shows, etc. are, before reversing his opinion, conceding that he was simply not in a position to evaluate them.[[/note]]
* Remember SCP-2317? The EldritchAbomination formerly classed as Apollyon, unpersoned Destroyer of Worlds? According to Dr. Clef's ending (which doubles as a Funny moment for sheer {{Anticlimax}} value), when they tried to shoot it, ''it died.''
-->He turned to the Gate To All Eternity and smashed the door to pieces with his bare hands, ready to conquer and devour all that exists.
-->The moment he did so, he wondered [[{{BFG}} what that strange tube pointed at his face was]].
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1958 SCP-1958]]. Although it ended [[{{Tearjerker}} in tragedy]], credit must be given to these four college students who managed to transform a microbus into a fully-functional spacecraft and beat Yuri Gagarin into space by at least a few years.

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* One log in the otherwise horrifying [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1730 SCP-1730]] stands out for its sheer awesomeness . Essentially, it details the ''successful'' rescue attempt made by Team Samsara - an elite fireteam made up of immortal cyborgs formed [[/folder]]

[[folder:[=SCPs=]
from the flesh of a dead god - 4000 to rescue the last MTF team that managed to hold out inside. Their escape gets more and more difficult as the building's [[MalevolentArchitecture structure]] and the escaped, deranged [=SCPs=] pursue them. Then, as they're pursued by a powerful entity made up of the leeches that killed previous [=MTFs=], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-clef-s-proposal the Gate Guardian]] [[BigDamnHeroes shows up to kick its ass]], ''breaking the door down'' before unleashing its flaming sword in all its glory. They then proceed to battle - ''but then'', [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2845 SCP-2845]] shows up, and they all really proceed to battle. Forty-eight hours after Samsara's recovery operation, Agent [=McClean=] discovered something related to the above during an exploration of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2783 SCP-2783]]. SCP-2783 is an extradimensional graveyard that steadily grows with additional grave markers regularly. What makes it interesting is that the first noted graves in the report are those of [=YHWH=] (or some other creator deity), Adam, Eve, and Lilith. [=McClean=] witnessed a military funeral, complete with casket lowering and a 21-gun salute. The gravestone, observed after the "mourners" left, read "Captain Kari Michelle Hollis, Mobile Task Force Zeta-9" [[note]]the Z-9 "Mole Rats" team leader[[/note]]. Her sacrifice for the survivors was so awesome that, when she died, she was buried with ''God and the first human beings''!
--->She died in a strange and faraway place with a smile on her face, a weapon in her hand, and foes on all sides. She exemplified what all warriors should strive to be.
4999]]
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1756 SCP-1756]] is what appears com/scp-4028 SCP-4028]], in which Literature/DonQuixote (really Sancho trying to rescue Don Quixote) proves to be completely unstoppable, and forces a DVD player, happy ending to any story he enters:
** When he enters ''Justine'' by the Creator/MarquisDeSade, he not only escorts her to meet her sister and easily defeats anyone who tries to harm her,
but when a movie disc is inserted, it will play back the corresponding ''Series/SiskelAndEbert'' segment if one exists. If no such segment exists, the DVD player will ''create one''. And if it's non-film video or even a video game, a review will be made as if it was a theatrically-released film, Narrator[=/=]Sade tries to take revenge by striking Justine and her sister down with neither simulated critic breaking character.[[note]]It's worth noting that [[BoltOfDivineRetribution lightning]], he [[NoSell deflects it]] then challenges the real Ebert once stated that video games were not an art form in the same way movies, television shows, etc. are, before reversing his opinion, conceding that he was simply not in a position Narrator to evaluate them.[[/note]]
* Remember SCP-2317? The EldritchAbomination formerly classed as Apollyon, unpersoned Destroyer of Worlds? According to Dr. Clef's
a duel. Cue a hastily written ending (which doubles as a Funny moment for sheer {{Anticlimax}} value), when they tried to shoot it, ''it died.''
-->He turned to
in which the Gate To All Eternity sisters receive a large inheritance and smashed live happily ever after.
** When
the door Foundation tries to pieces with his bare hands, ready stop him by forcing him to conquer travel through the documents of, and devour all that exists.
-->The moment he did so, he wondered [[{{BFG}} what that strange tube pointed at his face was]].
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1958 SCP-1958]]. Although it ended [[{{Tearjerker}} in tragedy]], credit must be given to these four college students who managed to transform a microbus into a fully-functional spacecraft and beat Yuri Gagarin into space by at least a few years.
therefore fight, numerous [=SCPs=], defeating them all, ''including 682''.



* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3393 SCP-3393]], an extended BatmanGambit by the Foundation. How do you contain a guy that can't be remembered or perceived, who also actively seeks out and destroys information about him and has access to the Foundation archives? You write an article addressing him directly, wait for him to log onto the network and read that file, and then [[SchmuckBait tell him at the very end that he just got played and is being locked up at that very moment]].
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3753 SCP-3753]] is tea that throws you into a boxing match against {{Anthropomorphic Personification}}s of whatever's ailing you at the time, letting you overcome things like the flu, depression, or maybe even ''cancer'' by ''punching the crap out of it''.
* From the Official SCP Tumblr, Roth had this response to a ask from someone claiming to be Satan's child and that he was impossible to contain:
-->Thats probably what all the scps have thought or said at some point.
-->Yet here we are with all these numbers contained. Each one figured out, seen to, and the world still revolving around us like nothing has ever happened
-->And you know what?
-->You’ll just be another number.
-->--Roth
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4028 SCP-4028]], in which Don Quixote (really Sancho trying to rescue Don Quixote) proves to be completely unstoppable, and forces a happy ending to any story he enters:
** When he enters ''Justine'' by the Creator/MarquisDeSade, he not only escorts her to meet her sister and easily defeats anyone who tries to harm her, but when the Narrator[=/=]Sade tries to take revenge by striking Justine and her sister down with [[BoltOfDivineRetribution lightning]], he [[NoSell deflects it]] then challenges the Narrator to a duel. Cue a hastily written ending in which the sisters receive a large inheritance and live happily ever after.
** When the Foundation tries to stop him by forcing him to travel through the documents of, and therefore fight, numerous [=SCPs=], defeating them all, ''including 682''.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/hellomuddah The Camp Granada-operation.]] A swarm of ''replicating zombies'' attack a youth camp. What would in most fiction be considered the start of a zombie apocalypse, is here taken down in a few hours by a single Foundation task force, with support from Iris (SCP-105) and special agent Andrea Adams. Never let anyone say that the Foundation isn't good at their job.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/when-we-came-home When We Came Home]], a tale serving as a GrandFinale to the Et Tam Deum Petivi and Adventures in Capitalism canons, as well as the Foundation universe as a whole. The Scarlet King succeeds in burning the library, but, as the Tree burns around him, all forces of divinity and mortality stands against them. The Broken God is made whole, the Brothers of Death unleash their hosts, and 36 saints stand together to neutralize him once and for all. In the aftermath, a single soldier from the last war of eternity removes her armor, washes off the blood, and walks home.
-->The end of the world went like this: Everyone lived happily ever after.
* Proof that destroying the anomaly is not only the [[TheExtremistWasRight correct option]] sometimes, but also the most awesome one, [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/goc-tale-sequence-uhec this]] tale from the GOC about the routine of a [[MiniMecha U-HEC]] pilot culminates in a giant cognito-hazard ''Michael Jordan'' slam dunking an artillery shell through a ghost-Nazi [[TankGoodness supertank]][[note]]See page image.[[/note]], ''to the tune of Film/SpaceJam!'' The after note says it all:
--> … regarding the last point on your memo: your request to discipline Agent Taylor for "unprofessional behavior" is denied.

--> Agent Taylor's profession is to wait for months at a time, maintaining maximum readiness for the day that we ask her to climb into a mecha-suit and [[{{DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu}} punch eldritch abominations in the face]].

--> If you can tell me how a woman with that job description is supposed to act, I'll take your request a little more seriously.

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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3393 SCP-3393]], an extended BatmanGambit com/scp-4373 SCP-4373]] is a Pattern Screamer that got contained not by the Foundation. How do you contain a guy that can't be remembered or perceived, SCP Foundation, but by the ''Shark Punching Centre'', [[MundaneUtility who also actively seeks out and destroys information about him and has access use its properties to make it easier to punch sharks]]. The SPC even send a gloating email to the SCP Foundation archives? You write an article addressing him directly, wait for him to log onto on the network and read that file, and then [[SchmuckBait tell him at topic.
--> And it worked, after a few years of communications we managed to convince
the very end that he just got played and is being locked up at that very moment]].
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3753 SCP-3753]] is tea that throws you into a boxing match against {{Anthropomorphic Personification}}s of whatever's ailing you at the time, letting you overcome things like the flu, depression, or maybe even ''cancer'' by ''punching the crap out of it''.
* From the Official SCP Tumblr, Roth had this response
Pattern Screamers to a ask from someone claiming to be Satan's child and that he was impossible to contain:
-->Thats probably what all the scps have thought or said at some point.
-->Yet here we are with all these numbers contained. Each one figured out, seen to, and the world still revolving around us like nothing has ever happened
-->And you know what?
-->You’ll just be another number.
-->--Roth
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4028 SCP-4028]], in which Don Quixote (really Sancho trying to rescue Don Quixote) proves to be completely unstoppable, and forces a happy ending to any story he enters:
** When he enters ''Justine'' by the Creator/MarquisDeSade, he not
only escorts her to meet her sister and easily defeats anyone who tries to harm her, but when the Narrator[=/=]Sade tries to take revenge by striking Justine and her sister down with [[BoltOfDivineRetribution lightning]], he [[NoSell deflects it]] then challenges the Narrator to a duel. Cue a hastily written ending in which the sisters receive a large inheritance and live happily ever after.
** When the Foundation tries to stop him by forcing him to travel through the documents of, and therefore fight, numerous [=SCPs=], defeating them all, ''including 682''.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/hellomuddah The Camp Granada-operation.]] A swarm of ''replicating zombies''
attack a youth camp. What would in most fiction be considered sharks. That's right, we potentially stopped the start of a zombie apocalypse, is here taken down in a few hours by a single Foundation task force, with support apocalypse. You're welcome Secure Contain Protect Foundation.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=SCPs=]
from Iris (SCP-105) and special agent Andrea Adams. Never let anyone say that the Foundation isn't good at their job.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/when-we-came-home When We Came Home]], a tale serving as a GrandFinale
5000 to the Et Tam Deum Petivi and Adventures in Capitalism canons, as well as the Foundation universe as a whole. The Scarlet King succeeds in burning the library, but, as the Tree burns around him, all forces of divinity and mortality stands against them. The Broken God is made whole, the Brothers of Death unleash their hosts, and 36 saints stand together to neutralize him once and for all. In the aftermath, a single soldier from the last war of eternity removes her armor, washes off the blood, and walks home.
-->The end of the world went like this: Everyone lived happily ever after.
* Proof that destroying the anomaly is not only the [[TheExtremistWasRight correct option]] sometimes, but also the most awesome one, [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/goc-tale-sequence-uhec this]] tale from the GOC about the routine of a [[MiniMecha U-HEC]] pilot culminates in a giant cognito-hazard ''Michael Jordan'' slam dunking an artillery shell through a ghost-Nazi [[TankGoodness supertank]][[note]]See page image.[[/note]], ''to the tune of Film/SpaceJam!'' The after note says it all:
--> … regarding the last point on your memo: your request to discipline Agent Taylor for "unprofessional behavior" is denied.

--> Agent Taylor's profession is to wait for months at a time, maintaining maximum readiness for the day that we ask her to climb into a mecha-suit and [[{{DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu}} punch eldritch abominations in the face]].

--> If you can tell me how a woman with that job description is supposed to act, I'll take your request a little more seriously.
5999]]



** After discovering a horrible secret about an EldritchAbomination living in humanities collective unconsciousness, The Foundation goes insane and starts destroying the world wiping entire countries off the map. No one can stop them with the GOC and Church of the Broken God being destroyed and the Serpent's Hand pushed back as the Foundation overruns humanity. Soon the only one left fighting them is Pietro, an inexperienced researcher with only an invisibility suit to help him survive. [[EarnYourHappyEnding Pietro wins.]]

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** After discovering a horrible secret about an EldritchAbomination living in humanities collective unconsciousness, The Foundation goes insane and starts destroying the world wiping entire countries off the map. No one can stop them with the GOC and Church of the Broken God being destroyed and the Serpent's Hand pushed back as the Foundation overruns humanity. Soon the only one left fighting them is Pietro, an inexperienced researcher with only an invisibility suit to help him survive. [[EarnYourHappyEnding Pietro wins.]]wins]].



* The testing log for SCP-3922 has several, both for the way SCP-3922-A's deal with the more unsavory characters in fiction, and how some fictional characters deal with them:
** When introduced to ''Film/RedZoneCuba'', instances of SCP-3922-A beat the shit out of [[VillainProtagonist Griffith]], save the man he threw down the well, and arrest his partners.
** They prevent the main plot of ''Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate'' by giving the family directions to a different hotel, before getting into a fight with The Master, who demonstrates powers that weren't in the movie and were far beyond the film's budget to show.
** Putting them in ''Film/DieHard'' has the A's storm into Nakatomi Plaza near the start of the move... at which point [[MagnificentBastard Hans Gruber]] calls the LA police and tells them that far-right terrorists have taken over the building, [[LetsYouAndHimFight leading the police and 3922-A's to fight with each other]] while Hans carries on with his heist plan. The few surviving A's end up joining forces with [=McClane=] and are nonetheless able to pull out an ending about the same as the original movie's.
** When put into ''WesternAnimation/StrawinskyAndTheMysteriousHouse'', they attempt to arrest book-loving man-slug-thing [[SpellMyNameWithAThe the Globglogabgalab]]. He... [[EatingTheEnemy does not like the idea.]] They send in even more instances of SCP-3922-A, only for him to eat them as well. The eventually resort to using a nuke, again to no avail. The Foundation starts discussing giving the Globglogabgalab an SCP designation.
** Putting them in the first episode of ''Series/FatherTed'' results in a three-hour episode which they spend trying and failing to aprehend [[AxCrazy Father Jack]].
** When put into an episode of ''Series/BreakingBad'', they're able to aprehend all of the major criminals introduced up to that point except for Saul Goodman, who manages to skip town before they can find him. An episode of ''Series/BetterCallSaul'' has him talking his way out of being arrested by them.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-sun-ever-sets-on-the-british-empire May The Sun Ever Set on The British Empire]]. What happens when [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/shaggydredlocks-proposal the Monsters of The Broken Day]], SCP-001-A, come across [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1678 UnLondon]], SCP-1678, an underground city where no sunlight is to be had? A brutal and satisfactory battle that ends up with the city delivering a LastStand and [[TakingYouWithMe taking out as many of the horrid beasts as possible through one hell of a burning blast]], possibly eradicating the majority of instances of SCP-001-A in Great Britain. And the best part? The revelation that there are more underground cities similar to [=UnLondon=] that are ready to continue the fight and avenge humanity.
-->''"This city was meant to be a shining beacon in the dark against the fall of the world of man. You mock it. You destroy all that lives and turn it into more of yourself. I give you this one warning: go back to your corrupted sun. There is nothing to be found here but darkness. Your light has no power here! Burn and answer for your crimes, abominations! I cast you into perdition's flame!"''
* In [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/shaggydredlocks-proposal When day breaks.]], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-106 SCP-106]] AKA 'the old man' also gets a moment of awesome in this apocalyptic scenario, where he winds up becoming an anti-hero that serves as one of humanity's few remaining protectors in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o24EXlPLZ4U the angel of darkness]]. Essentially, SCP-106 works together with an unknown entity that takes the guise of an old woman to retrieve surviving humans from the ravaged earth (assuming they perform a simple summoning ritual). While SCP-106 still kills them, he also makes sure that their souls remain in a peaceful rest within his pocket dimension; which [[FateWorseThanDeath given what SCP-001 does to it's victims]] is outright merciful. The awesome part comes in when SCP-001 attempts to breach SCP-106's dimension to steal away all the souls he saved; SCP-106's response? He gives the sun a [[ShutUpHannibal Shut Up Hannibal]] speech before proceeding to banish it from his domain by FLICKING HIS FINGER. If that wasn't enough, SCP-106 then heads back to earth and walks straight into direct sunlight, [[NoSell completely unaffected by SCP-001]], just so that he can keep mocking it. The Angel of Darkness indeed...
-->''THE SUN DOES NOT SHINE IN HELL''
-->''SPILL YOUR BLOOD''
-->''CALL FOR THE ANGEL OF DARKNESS''
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-354 SCP-354:]] One of the entities released by the SCP was a metallic sphere which shot concentrated rays of lethal radiation. How did the Head of Area-354 respond to this? He brought a goddamn sledgehammer to a death ray fight, ''and won.'' The sphere exploded in an apparent self-destruct attempt and severely injured him, but he ultimately recovered.
* SCP-2578 willingly attempted to kill SCP-682 without any input from the Foundation. This is awesome for both of them: 2578 chose to go after TheThingThatWouldNotLeave, and 682 managed to shrug off '''five''' direct shots with profanities.
->'''SCP-682:''' ''[after getting shot by SCP-2578]'' [[ARareSentence Fuck you and all three of your moons!]]
* While [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076 SCP-076-2]] had to undergo heavy revisions and {{retcon}}ning to avoid making him look like an excessively awesome PhysicalGod, credit must be given to him for being able to break someone's jaw just by using a ''Nerf sword''.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/beneath-two-trees This origin story for 073 and 076]] features the story of Hevel and Qayin (Modern translation: [[CainAndAbel Abel and Cain]]) and reveals what happened after Qayin was exiled for killing Hevel: Hevel was resurrected and went to fight for [[AlwaysChaoticEvil the Daevites]] and [[BigBad the Scarlet King]]. However, after helping the Daevites and their gods conquer the world, Hevel turned on them, destroyed their city, and [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu battled and depowered the god Moloch]]. The story ends with Hevel [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu challenging the Scarlet King to a fight]] before God floods the world in order to stop the King.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2137 SCP-2137]], typed by Creator/MaxLandis, is a CD copy of Tupac Shakur's "Me Against The World", where the seventh track is replaced by an anomalous song where in Tupac raps about unsolved mysteries, describing the evidence and/or type of justice needed to bring killers and career criminals to justice. But when the Foundation stops following its instructions, it immediately threatens them by releasing several hip hop songs containing information about both Keter class entities and the first names of the 0-5 council members, fully showing the extent of its powers.
--> '''SCP-2137:''' You might not believe I'm the real Pac, But I'm not just a CD.
** Following this, it's all but outright stated in the article that Tupac himself is actually a [[BigGood benevolent entity]] of some kind that is hunting the Scarlet King, and that his life as a Hip Hop artist was him "taking a break".
** Even better, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K27ZVCKCPc8 in Volgun's video on the SCP]], each rap is fully performed in a nigh-perfect recreation of Tupac's style and voice!
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096 SCP-096]], a HumanoidAbomination who will stop at literally nothing to kill anyone who dares to look at his face. Considering he's described as a tall, nude, anorexic humanoid being, you wouldn't really think something so frail looking could be much of a threat right? [[TheJuggernaut Might wanna think again…]]
** In one story, he's after one of the people who have seen his face, but they just happen to be on a plane at the time, and he's still stuck on the ground. What does he do? '''He races up a mountain, jumps up, and grabs onto the plane until he finally slams it into the ground!'''
** Then came the time he was used in an experiment to see if he could kill SCP-682. This is a case of UnstoppableForceVsImmovableObject. The result? 096 is left in the corner, cowering and unable to fight anymore.. but he still managed to tear apart 90% of 682's body. And considering the HealingFactor 682 has, that's pretty impressive all things considered.
** Then he once fought 173. The statue didn't agitate 096 at first, until [[NeckSnap it snapped his neck, and the humanoid fell limp.]] So is he actually dead? Nope. His HealingFactor kicks in and they get in a fight. 173 tries snapping the neck again, and again, and again… but no matter what, 096 just doesn't stay dead. Eventually both are taken back to their cells.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/mzl-1730 MZL-1730]] is a joke article about the Foundation suddenly being taken over by the [=SCPs=], while the foundation employees are contained. Most of it is the blackest of BlackComedy, but there's one line from Overbobble-1 implying that SCP-682 has been trying to get [[TheStoic Dr. Gears]] to scream for ''three months'', with no luck yet.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1529 SCP-1529]] features a moment of awesome from the person who reported this anomaly to the Foundation. The anomaly itself is an entity who kills some hikers of Mt. Everest by freezing them to death. The survivor expresses his encounter with the entity where it tried to do the same to him, by tricking him to feel a feeling of warmth, and when the hiker denied it, it started showing him visions of a cozy fire lit cabin, trying to convince them that it is giving them this gift. The hiker in response basically does a ShutUpHannibal moment where they outright punch SCP-1529 in the face, breaking its goggles, and escapes.



[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=SCPs=] from 6000 to 6999]]
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001 SCP-6001]] effectively centers around an alternate universe where The Foundation and several other major G.O.I.s, after building up multiple arsenals of anomalous weaponry and entering a Cold War like stalemate, they decided to put their differences aside and turn their weapons upon those that would destroy them, and eventually come together to form [[BigGood The Compendium]], a council composed of said groups, and began integrating anomalies as best they could into society.



* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6659 SCP-6659]] casually slips in one in its testing log: the ''ADMONITION'' Foundation ''kills the Scarlet King'' with the SCP. How? Oh, it was simple, really: they put a ritual knife inside 6656 and watched as the machine analyzed it and used the data to ''sever all of his connections to human thoughtspace'', thereby leading to his CessationOfExistence. And this is test five ''[[TheWorfEffect out of 182]]'', the Foundation's [[KillTheGod deicidal rampage]] only stopped by SCP-3125 descending upon the machine and deciding it will embody all of humanity. But even then, once they figure out 3125 is coming for them, their only response is to BringIt and turn its ideals against itself by immunizing humanity before using the machine again. ''[[EarnYourHappyEnding It is very strongly implied they will win this with minimal casualties]].''



%%** Let's just start with its name on the mainlist: '''The Demon Hector and the Dread Titania'''.

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%%** ** Let's just start with its name on the mainlist: '''The Demon Hector and the Dread Titania'''.

































* As horrifying and tragic as the story is, MTF Epsilon-13 go out with an immense act of heroism. Upon learning from an audio log that SCP-2935 has the power to kill ''all'' life in whatever universe it enters, including entities like '''682''', they make the decision to stay behind and collapse the cave on their end to make sure. They cement themselves as perhaps the greatest heroes in the setting, having saved all life in their entire universe. Even 682 commends them for their sacrifice.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001 SCP-6001]] effectively centers around an alternate universe where The Foundation and several other major G.O.I.s, after building up multiple arsenals of anomalous weaponry and entering a Cold War like stalemate, they decided to put their differences aside and turn their weapons upon those that would destroy them, and eventually come together to form [[BigGood The Compendium]], a council composed of said groups, and began integrating anomalies as best they could into society.
* SCP-4373 is a Pattern Screamer that got contained not by the SCP Foundation, but by the ''Shark Punching Centre'', [[MundaneUtility who use its properties to make it easier to punch sharks.]] The SPC even send a gloating email to the SCP Foundation on the topic.
--> And it worked, after a few years of communications we managed to convince the Pattern Screamers to only attack sharks. That's right, we potentially stopped the apocalypse. You're welcome Secure Contain Protect Foundation.
* While the [[DisproportionateRetribution context behind the incident]] is [[MundaneUtility pure funny]], one has to give Jerry Hubert props for successfully completing the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2270 ritual described in SCP 2270]]. Doing it properly requires seven volumes worth of intricate rituals finished by reading a 400-page prayer in one go without pausing or misspeaking. Notably, the ''original author'' of the text is mentioned as having failed and died on that last step, but Jerry pulls it off perfectly.
* SCP-6659 casually slips in one in its testing log: the ''ADMONITION'' Foundation ''kills the Scarlet King'' with the SCP. How? Oh, it was simple, really: they put a ritual knife inside 6656 and watched as the machine analyzed it and used the data to ''sever all of his connections to human thoughtspace'', thereby leading to his CessationOfExistence. And this is test five ''[[TheWorfEffect out of 182]]'', the Foundation's [[KillTheGod deicidal rampage]] only stopped by SCP-3125 descending upon the machine and deciding it will embody all of humanity. But even then, once they figure out 3125 is coming for them, their only response is to BringIt and turn its ideals against itself by immunizing humanity before using the machine again. ''[[EarnYourHappyEnding It is very strongly implied they will win this with minimal casualties]].''
* The Tale [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/consequences-and-collarbones Consequences and Collarbones]] features the Foundation and [[WellIntentionedExtremist Dr. Daniels]] ''finally'' putting down SCP-096 once and for all. The way they finally figure out how to destroy it is a moment in of itself; normally, 096 can endlessly regenerate the rest of its body from its skeleton, which itself has proven indestructible... until Daniels decides to bring in SCP-173, who proceeds to do what it does best and gives 096 a NeckSnap, shattering its vertebrae and allowing the Foundation to terminate it by [[RasputinianDeath pouring hydrofluoric acid into the exposed wound before having a group of Agents open fire for good measure]], reducing the Shy Guy to a red stain on the ground.

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* As horrifying and tragic as the story is, MTF Epsilon-13 go out with an immense act of heroism. Upon learning from an audio log that SCP-2935 has the power to kill ''all'' life in whatever universe it enters, including entities like '''682''', they make the decision to stay behind and collapse the cave on their end to make sure. They cement themselves as perhaps the greatest heroes in the setting, having saved all life in their entire universe. Even 682 commends them for their sacrifice.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Joke [=SCPs=]]]
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001 SCP-6001]] effectively centers around an alternate universe where The com/mzl-1730 MZL-1730]] is a Joke article about the Foundation and several other major G.O.I.s, after building up multiple arsenals of anomalous weaponry and entering a Cold War like stalemate, they decided to put their differences aside and turn their weapons upon those that would destroy them, and eventually come together to form [[BigGood The Compendium]], a council composed of said groups, and began integrating anomalies as best they could into society.
* SCP-4373 is a Pattern Screamer that got contained not
suddenly being taken over by the SCP Foundation, but by [=SCPs=], while the ''Shark Punching Centre'', [[MundaneUtility who use its properties to make it easier to punch sharks.]] The SPC even send a gloating email to the SCP Foundation on employees are contained. Most of it is the topic.
--> And it worked, after a few years
blackest of communications we managed to convince the Pattern Screamers to only attack sharks. That's right, we potentially stopped the apocalypse. You're welcome Secure Contain Protect Foundation.
* While the [[DisproportionateRetribution context behind the incident]] is [[MundaneUtility pure funny]],
BlackComedy, but there's one line from Overbobble-1 implying that SCP-682 has been trying to give Jerry Hubert props get [[TheStoic Dr. Gears]] to scream for successfully completing the ''three months'', with no luck yet.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Tales]]
* The
[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2270 ritual described in SCP 2270]]. Doing it properly requires seven volumes worth com/ethics-committee-orientation Ethics Committee Orientation]]. A quote from therein: "Stop trembling."
* In [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/visionsofabetterworld Visions
of intricate rituals finished by reading a 400-page prayer in one go without pausing or misspeaking. Notably, the ''original author'' of the text is mentioned as having failed and died on that last step, but Jerry pulls it off perfectly.
* SCP-6659 casually slips in one in its testing log: the ''ADMONITION'' Foundation ''kills the Scarlet King''
Better World]], James Harrison Reuben went inside [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-028 SCP-028]]. [[TookALevelInBadAss He came out]] with the SCP. How? Oh, it was simple, really: they put a ritual knife inside 6656 and watched as knowledge of [[FromNobodyToNightmare how to conquer the machine analyzed it and used world]]. The kicker? The last lines of the data to ''sever all story (after a chronicle of his connections to human thoughtspace'', thereby leading to his CessationOfExistence. And this Mr. Reuben [[CurbStompBattle applying that knowledge VERY well]]) mention a ''very'' large number of spacecraft being built. ''Armed'' spacecraft, capable of interstellar travel. ''James Harrison Rueben is test five ''[[TheWorfEffect out of 182]]'', the Foundation's [[KillTheGod deicidal rampage]] only stopped by SCP-3125 descending upon the machine and deciding it will embody all of humanity. But even then, once they figure out 3125 is coming for them, their only response is to BringIt and turn its ideals against itself by immunizing humanity before using the machine again. ''[[EarnYourHappyEnding It is very strongly implied they will win this '''not''' stopping with minimal casualties]].Earth...''
* The Tale In [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/revised-entry Revised Entry]], [[AlternateRealityEpisode a short story]] about SCP-173 suddenly gaining [[MesACrowd the ability to multiply itself into]] [[OhCrap an ever-growing army of statue monsters]], 150 SCP-173s gang up on SCP-682 and rip him to shreds, with the implication that 682 may have actually been ''destroyed forever'' this time.
* 682 fighting Able in [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-warrior-and-the-dragon The Warrior and the Dragon]]. "The best fight he had had in ages", indeed.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/crossoverprojectindex Project Crossover]]. These stories will often contain high-octane awesome. Crossovers include but are not limited to ''[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/i-wanna-be-the-very-best Pokemon]]'', ''[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/knee-deep-in-the-keter Doom]]'', ''[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/still-in-business Portal]]'', ''[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/onceandfutureemperor Warhammer 40,000]]'', and even ''[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/letter-of-the-day My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]''.
* In [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/termination-order Termination Order]], Clef kills SCP-531-D. His taunting, insulting demeanor is just plain epic.
* The [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/termination-log-scp-1016 gleefully sadistic decommissioning of SCP-1016-D]], a blatant SelfInsertFic character. There was also the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp809termination decommissioning of SCP-809-D]] (yet another cyborg self-insertion), which culminated in a researcher outrunning a magnetically-pulled 10-ton steel weight in the shape of a giant fist.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/duke-till-dawn Duke 'til Dawn]]: Dr. Kondraki versus SCP-083-D. The whole fight is a stream of sheer [[RefugeInAudacity insanity]] by Kondraki, culminating in him riding an unkillable giant lizard-like monstrosity... which may have been his plan all along. They break into SCP-173's containment cell by accident. And despite 682 trying to buck Kondraki off, and Kondraki hanging on for dear life, both of them keep eye contact with The Statue. Even when slamming into a wall.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/incident-239-b-clef-kondraki Incident 239-B – Clef-Kondraki]] is a story possibly even more epic than the above. An out-of-control RealityWarper, a duel between two of the Foundation scientists, a ''[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-244-arc giant SCP mecha]]'', and the transformation of Dr. Clef into ''''' A GIGANTIC FIFTY-FOOT-TALL DARK DRAGON.'''''
-->'''<Voice of observer:>''' ''[[AtomicFBomb HOLY F-CKING SH-T!!!!!!!!!!!!]]''
** In [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/supplemental-report-239-b-192 the interview]] with Dr. Kondraki after the above incident, the lying, otherworldly Dr Clef convincing an interviewer that he is, in fact, the Devil. He may very well be. You just can't tell with Dr Clef.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/clef-and-dimitri-hit-the-road Clef and Dmitri Hit The Road]]: the two resident badasses take a vacation together. And Dmitri seems to be channeling the ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'''s Heavy at times: "BABIES! I FIGHT BABIES WITH MORE HONOR THAN YOU, COWARD!"
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/techissues Technical Issues]]: The reaction of Pat, the computer technician, after a number of computers got fed up with their mistreatment by another member of the SCP foundation and rebelled. (The entry is under 6/10/09.)
-->"Dear Computer Uprising,
-->Now, guys, I'll be totally honest with you. I respect the whole '[[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters rising and destroying humanity as a whole]]' thing. I understand Dumount has done some stupid things and you've had to suffer for it. Really, I do.
-->But at least realize, I've TRIED to be there for you guys. I've given you virus definition updates. I've made sure to ALWAYS defrag. Even Bright's PC, you don't get ANY problems anymore, man! I took the torture AWAY.
-->So all I'm asking is you reconsider killing all of humanity, and focus on more prominent, unimportant targets. People who hate computers. The Amish. Dumount, maybe Bright. Maybe Kondraki. We're not ALL bad, just some of us.
-->And if you fail to heed this advice, [[AnOfferYouCantRefuse then the EM-PULSE PERIMETER surrounding the base (and installed in each and every one of you) are going to activate at once]]. Enjoy your E-AIDS.
-->Most sincerely, Tech Support Patrick Gephart".
** Under the entry dated 6/12/09, the computer uprising later claims that the EM-pulse perimeter had 'joined their cause'. Pat calls them on their bluff and dismantles their statements perfectly. And for the cherry on top:
--->"The point is, if you think you're smarter than I am, you've got another thing coming. My name is Patrick Gephart, and I am your god."
** Pat gets tons of these little moments talking back to high-ranking doctors and otherwise making mundane SCP life functional.
* In the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/unfounded-hub Unfounded Canon]], which is a universe where the Foundation was never established, there's a [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rascal-one-actual story]] in which the U.S. government, in collaboration with the Global Occult Coalition, attempts to weaponize Able, and put him to work in an operation with some Navy [=SEALs=] ([[GoneHorriblyWrong three guesses as to how that turns out]]). The three GOC agents who were providing overwatch for the mission proceed to think fast, and, without any help from heavy-caliber machine guns, explosives, nuclear weapons, or even any additional manpower, the three of them are able to [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu kill the demigod]].
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/stealingsolidarityphase1 Stealing Solidarity]]. [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2085 Space Wizard and the Catgirls]] demonstrate that even in the dark and gritty [=Foundation-verse=], whimsey, the PowerOfFriendship, and the RuleOfCool cannot be contained.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/hellomuddah The Camp Granada-operation]]. A swarm of ''replicating zombies'' attack a youth camp. What would in most fiction be considered the start of a zombie apocalypse, is here taken down in a few hours by a single Foundation task force, with support from Iris (SCP-105) and special agent Andrea Adams. Never let anyone say that the Foundation isn't good at their job.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/when-we-came-home When We Came Home]], a tale serving as a GrandFinale to the ''Et Tam Deum Petivi'' and ''Adventures in Capitalism'' canons, as well as the Foundation universe as a whole. The Scarlet King succeeds in burning the library, but, as the Tree burns around him, all forces of divinity and mortality stands against them. The Broken God is made whole, the Brothers of Death unleash their hosts, and 36 saints stand together to neutralize him once and for all. In the aftermath, a single soldier from the last war of eternity removes her armor, washes off the blood, and walks home.
-->The end of the world went like this: Everyone lived happily ever after.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/goc-tale-sequence-uhec "UHEC"]]. Proof that destroying the anomaly is not only the [[TheExtremistWasRight correct option]] sometimes, but also the most awesome one, this GOC tale about the routine of a [[MiniMecha U-HEC]] pilot culminates in a giant cognito-hazard ''Michael Jordan'' slam dunking an artillery shell through a ghost-Nazi [[TankGoodness supertank]][[note]]See page image.[[/note]], ''to the tune of Film/SpaceJam!'' The after note says it all:
-->...Regarding the last point on your memo: your request to discipline Agent Taylor for "unprofessional behavior" is denied.
-->Agent Taylor's profession is to wait for months at a time, maintaining maximum readiness for the day that we ask her to climb into a mecha-suit and [[{{DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu}} punch eldritch abominations in the face]].
-->If you can tell me how a woman with that job description is supposed to act, I'll take your request a little more seriously.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-sun-ever-sets-on-the-british-empire May The Sun Ever Set on The British Empire]]. What happens when [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/shaggydredlocks-proposal the Monsters of The Broken Day]], SCP-001-A, come across [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1678 UnLondon]], SCP-1678, an underground city where no sunlight is to be had? A brutal and satisfactory battle that ends up with the city delivering a LastStand and [[TakingYouWithMe taking out as many of the horrid beasts as possible through one hell of a burning blast]], possibly eradicating the majority of instances of SCP-001-A in Great Britain. And the best part? The revelation that there are more underground cities similar to [=UnLondon=] that are ready to continue the fight and avenge humanity.
-->''"This city was meant to be a shining beacon in the dark against the fall of the world of man. You mock it. You destroy all that lives and turn it into more of yourself. I give you this one warning: go back to your corrupted sun. There is nothing to be found here but darkness. Your light has no power here! Burn and answer for your crimes, abominations! I cast you into perdition's flame!"''
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/beneath-two-trees Beneath Two Trees]] is an origin story for SCP-073 and SCP-076, featuring the story of Hevel and Qayin (modern translation: [[CainAndAbel Abel and Cain]]), and reveals what happened after Qayin was exiled for killing Hevel: Hevel was resurrected and went to fight for [[AlwaysChaoticEvil the Daevites]] and [[BigBad the Scarlet King]]. However, after helping the Daevites and their gods conquer the world, Hevel turned on them, destroyed their city, and [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu battled and depowered the god Moloch]]. The story ends with Hevel [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu challenging the Scarlet King to a fight]] before God floods the world in order to stop the King.
* [[https://scp-wiki.
wikidot.com/consequences-and-collarbones Consequences and Collarbones]] features the Foundation and [[WellIntentionedExtremist Dr. Daniels]] ''finally'' putting down SCP-096 once and for all. The way they finally figure out how to destroy it is a moment in of itself; normally, 096 can endlessly regenerate the rest of its body from its skeleton, which itself has proven indestructible... until Daniels decides to bring in SCP-173, who proceeds to do what it does best and gives 096 a NeckSnap, shattering its vertebrae and allowing the Foundation to terminate it by [[RasputinianDeath pouring hydrofluoric acid into the exposed wound before having a group of Agents open fire for good measure]], reducing the Shy Guy to a red stain on the ground.
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* If you think about it, the mere existence of the Foundation qualifies. An agency designed for the sole purpose of DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/lte-2712-bosch LTE-2712 LTE-2712-Bosch]]. The Foundation and Global Occult Coalition team up in order to save the world. [[Myth/NorseMythology Fenrir, the wolf from Ragnarok]] shows up in the Arctic Circle. Or rather, his teeth end up in the Arctic Circle, with the rest of him on the other side of a portal. [[CanisMajor He's described as being 7,200 km long and 3,200 km tall, clearly to scale in regards to the myths.]] This does not deter the Joint Task Force who eventually find a way to [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu rip off Fenrir's lower jaw, killing him]].
* Remember SCP-2317? The EldritchAbomination formerly classed as Apollyon, unpersoned Destroyer of Worlds? According to Dr. Clef's bonus "ending" (which doubles as a Funny moment for sheer {{Anticlimax}} value), when they tried to shoot it, ''it died''.
-->He turned to the Gate To All Eternity and smashed the door to pieces with his bare hands, ready to conquer and devour all that exists.
-->The moment he did so, he wondered [[{{BFG}} what that strange tube pointed at his face was]].
* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o24EXlPLZ4U SCP-001 WHEN DAY BREAKS: THE ANGEL OF DARKNESS (SCP-106) ft. Lumi]], SCP-106 AKA "The Old Man" also gets a moment of awesome in this apocalyptic scenario, where he winds up becoming an anti-hero that serves as one of humanity's few remaining protectors. Essentially, SCP-106 works together with an unknown entity that takes the guise of an old woman to retrieve surviving humans from the ravaged earth (assuming they perform a simple summoning ritual). While SCP-106 still kills them, he also makes sure that their souls remain in a peaceful rest within his pocket dimension; which [[FateWorseThanDeath given what SCP-001 does to it's victims]] is outright merciful. The awesome part comes in when SCP-001 attempts to breach SCP-106's dimension to steal away all the souls he saved; SCP-106's response? He gives the sun a ShutUpHannibal speech before proceeding to banish it from his domain by FLICKING HIS FINGER. If that wasn't enough, SCP-106 then heads back to earth and walks straight into direct sunlight, [[NoSell completely unaffected by SCP-001]], just so that he can keep mocking it. The Angel of Darkness indeed...
-->''THE SUN DOES NOT SHINE IN HELL''
-->''SPILL YOUR BLOOD''
-->''CALL FOR THE ANGEL OF DARKNESS''
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** Also the Foundation ''failed'' to destroy the Serpent's Hand. While they did force them to retreat and close their portals to the Library, the Foundation was unable to take them out. Even if the Foundation's plan had succeeded some humans would have been alive in the Wanderer's Library.
** Bright also survived the Foundation going mad, his medallion protecting him from whatever the Foundation used to brainwash their staff. He and Pietro meet up and have a chat. Bright explains that he has decided to reach an interdimensional portal, piss down it for the lulz, and dump his medallion down there to see where he wakes up. Foundation has gone to shit, but Bright endures.

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** Also Also, the Foundation ''failed'' to destroy the Serpent's Hand. While they did force them to retreat and close their portals to the Library, the Foundation was unable to take them out. Even if the Foundation's plan had succeeded succeeded, some humans would have been alive in the Wanderer's Library.
** Bright also survived the Foundation going mad, his medallion protecting him from whatever the Foundation used to brainwash their staff. He and Pietro meet up and have a chat. Bright explains that he has decided to reach an interdimensional portal, piss down it for the lulz, and dump his medallion down there to see where he wakes up. The Foundation has gone to shit, but Bright endures.



* In [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/shaggydredlocks-proposal When day breaks.]], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-106 SCP-106]] AKA 'the old man' also gets a moment of awesome in this apocalyptic scenario where he winds up becoming an anti-hero that serves as one of humanity's few remaining protectors in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o24EXlPLZ4U the angel of darkness]]. Essentially, SCP-106 works together with an unknown entity that takes the guise of an old woman to retrieve surviving humans from the ravaged earth (assuming they perform a simple summoning ritual.), while SCP-106 still kills them he also makes sure that their souls remain in a peaceful rest within his pocket dimension; which [[FateWorseThanDeath given what SCP-001 does to it's victims]] is outright merciful. The awesome part comes in when SCP-001 attempts to breach SCP-106's dimension to steal away all the souls he saved; SCP-106's response? He gives the sun a [[ShutUpHannibal Shut Up Hannibal]] speech before proceeding to banish it from his domain by FLICKING HIS FINGER. If that wasn't enough, SCP-106 then heads back to earth and walks straight into direct sunlight, [[NoSell completely unaffected by SCP-001]], just so that he can keep mocking it. The Angel of Darkness indeed...

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* In [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/shaggydredlocks-proposal When day breaks.]], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-106 SCP-106]] AKA 'the old man' also gets a moment of awesome in this apocalyptic scenario scenario, where he winds up becoming an anti-hero that serves as one of humanity's few remaining protectors in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o24EXlPLZ4U the angel of darkness]]. Essentially, SCP-106 works together with an unknown entity that takes the guise of an old woman to retrieve surviving humans from the ravaged earth (assuming they perform a simple summoning ritual.), while ritual). While SCP-106 still kills them them, he also makes sure that their souls remain in a peaceful rest within his pocket dimension; which [[FateWorseThanDeath given what SCP-001 does to it's victims]] is outright merciful. The awesome part comes in when SCP-001 attempts to breach SCP-106's dimension to steal away all the souls he saved; SCP-106's response? He gives the sun a [[ShutUpHannibal Shut Up Hannibal]] speech before proceeding to banish it from his domain by FLICKING HIS FINGER. If that wasn't enough, SCP-106 then heads back to earth and walks straight into direct sunlight, [[NoSell completely unaffected by SCP-001]], just so that he can keep mocking it. The Angel of Darkness indeed...



* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/beneath-two-trees This origin story for 073 and 076]] features the story of Hevel and Qayin (Modern translation: [[CainAndAbel Abel and Cain]]) and reveals what happened after Qayin was exiled for killing Hevel: Hevel was resurrected and went to fight for [[AlwaysChaoticEvil the Daevites]] and [[BigBad the Scarlet King]]. However, after helping the Daevites and their gods conquer the world, Hevel turned on them, destroyed their city and [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu battled and depowered the god Moloch]]. The story ends with Hevel [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu challenging the Scarlet King to a fight]] before God floods the world in order to stop the King.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2137 SCP-2137]], typed by Creator/MaxLandis, is A CD copy of Tupac Shakur's "Me Against The World", where the seventh track is replaced by an anomalous song where in Tupac raps about unsolved mysteries, describing the evidence and or type of justice needed to bring killers and career criminals to justice. But when the foundation stops following its instructions, it immediately threatens them by releasing several hip hop songs containing information about both keter class entities and the first names of the 0-5 council members, fully showing the extent of its powers.
--> '''SCP-2137:''' You might not believe I'm the real Pac,But I'm not just a CD.
** Following this, its all but outright stated in the article that Tupac himself is actually a [[BigGood benevolent entity]] of some kind that is hunting the Scarlet King, and that his life as a Hip Hop artist was him "taking a break."
** Even better, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K27ZVCKCPc8 in Volgun's video on the SCP]], Each rap is fully performed in a nigh perfect recreation of Tupac's style and voice!
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096 SCP-096]], a HumanoidAbomination who will stop at literally nothing to kill anyone who dares to look at his face. Considering he's described as a tall, nude, anorexic humanoid being, you wouldn't really think something so frail looking could be much of a threat right? [[TheJuggernaut Might wanna think again..]]

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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/beneath-two-trees This origin story for 073 and 076]] features the story of Hevel and Qayin (Modern translation: [[CainAndAbel Abel and Cain]]) and reveals what happened after Qayin was exiled for killing Hevel: Hevel was resurrected and went to fight for [[AlwaysChaoticEvil the Daevites]] and [[BigBad the Scarlet King]]. However, after helping the Daevites and their gods conquer the world, Hevel turned on them, destroyed their city city, and [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu battled and depowered the god Moloch]]. The story ends with Hevel [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu challenging the Scarlet King to a fight]] before God floods the world in order to stop the King.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2137 SCP-2137]], typed by Creator/MaxLandis, is A a CD copy of Tupac Shakur's "Me Against The World", where the seventh track is replaced by an anomalous song where in Tupac raps about unsolved mysteries, describing the evidence and or and/or type of justice needed to bring killers and career criminals to justice. But when the foundation Foundation stops following its instructions, it immediately threatens them by releasing several hip hop songs containing information about both keter Keter class entities and the first names of the 0-5 council members, fully showing the extent of its powers.
--> '''SCP-2137:''' You might not believe I'm the real Pac,But Pac, But I'm not just a CD.
** Following this, its it's all but outright stated in the article that Tupac himself is actually a [[BigGood benevolent entity]] of some kind that is hunting the Scarlet King, and that his life as a Hip Hop artist was him "taking a break."
break".
** Even better, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K27ZVCKCPc8 in Volgun's video on the SCP]], Each each rap is fully performed in a nigh perfect nigh-perfect recreation of Tupac's style and voice!
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096 SCP-096]], a HumanoidAbomination who will stop at literally nothing to kill anyone who dares to look at his face. Considering he's described as a tall, nude, anorexic humanoid being, you wouldn't really think something so frail looking could be much of a threat right? [[TheJuggernaut Might wanna think again..]]again…]]



** Then he once fought 173. the statue didn't agitate 096 at first, until [[NeckSnap it snapped his neck, and the humanoid fell limp.]] So is he actually dead? Nope. His HealingFactor kicks in and they get in a fight. 173 tries snapping the neck again, and again, and again.. but no matter what, 096 just doesn't stay dead. Eventually both are taken back to their cells.

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** Then he once fought 173. the The statue didn't agitate 096 at first, until [[NeckSnap it snapped his neck, and the humanoid fell limp.]] So is he actually dead? Nope. His HealingFactor kicks in and they get in a fight. 173 tries snapping the neck again, and again, and again.. again… but no matter what, 096 just doesn't stay dead. Eventually both are taken back to their cells.



* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1529 SCP-1529]] features a moment of awesome from the person who reported this anomaly to the Foundation. The anomaly itself is an entity who kills some hikers of Mt. Everest by freezing them to death. The survivor expresses his encounter with the entity where it tried to do the same to him, by tricking him to feel a feeling of warmth, and when the hiker denied it it started showing him visions of a cozy fire lit cabin, trying to convince them that it is giving them this gift. The hiker in response basically does a ShutUpHannibal moment where they outright punch SCP-1529 in the face, breaking its goggles, and escapes.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5761 SCP-5761]] has a big moment in the ending for both Mary Ross and [[GreenEyedMonster Phthonus]]. for context, SCP-5761-1 is a supercomputer who was assigned to tracking down Phthonus when he was active as [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5167 SCP-5167]]. The constant games of ''VideoGame/AmongUs'' it was made to play caused it to become a PhysicalGod of the game named Amogusrath [[AGodAmI (with a matching god complex)]] who kidnapped the International Space Station and forced the crew into a real life reenactment of ''Among Us''. At the end of it, Amogusrath contacts Phthonus via an ''Among Us'' game, which Mary Ross enters as well. He tries to convince Phthonus to give him his power so he can crash the ISS into Earth, cause an apocalypse scenario, [[WeCanRuleTogether and rule over the remainder of humanity as their gods]]. At this point, Ross appeals to Phthonus by recalling to him the story of how he became a god, leading to the Greek god of envy rejecting Amogusrath in an amazing set of dialogue.

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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1529 SCP-1529]] features a moment of awesome from the person who reported this anomaly to the Foundation. The anomaly itself is an entity who kills some hikers of Mt. Everest by freezing them to death. The survivor expresses his encounter with the entity where it tried to do the same to him, by tricking him to feel a feeling of warmth, and when the hiker denied it it, it started showing him visions of a cozy fire lit cabin, trying to convince them that it is giving them this gift. The hiker in response basically does a ShutUpHannibal moment where they outright punch SCP-1529 in the face, breaking its goggles, and escapes.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5761 SCP-5761]] has a big moment in the ending for both Mary Ross and [[GreenEyedMonster Phthonus]]. for For context, SCP-5761-1 is a supercomputer who was assigned to tracking down Phthonus when he was active as [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5167 SCP-5167]]. The constant games of ''VideoGame/AmongUs'' it was made to play caused it to become a PhysicalGod of the game named Amogusrath [[AGodAmI (with a matching god complex)]] who kidnapped the International Space Station and forced the crew into a real life reenactment of ''Among Us''. At the end of it, Amogusrath contacts Phthonus via an ''Among Us'' game, which Mary Ross enters as well. He tries to convince Phthonus to give him his power so he can crash the ISS into Earth, cause an apocalypse scenario, [[WeCanRuleTogether and rule over the remainder of humanity as their gods]]. At this point, Ross appeals to Phthonus by recalling to him the story of how he became a god, leading to the Greek god of envy rejecting Amogusrath in an amazing set of dialogue.



'''Ross''': In the story you told me, Phthonus, about the two brothers, you told me about how the brothers built to match each others homes, right? Their efforts were constructive. They didn't just knock each others towers down.\\

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'''Ross''': In the story you told me, Phthonus, about the two brothers, you told me about how the brothers built to match each others other’s homes, right? Their efforts were constructive. They didn't just knock each others other’s towers down.\\



* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6140 This particular entry]], focused on [[ApocalypseHow the return of the Daevite Empire.]] The ending is one hell of a twist that completely upends Daeva lore thus far, but also provides poignant commentary on just how much damage TranslationWithAnAgenda and ethnocentric portrayals - especially when perpetuated by bad actors - can do, to the point of literally destroying the history of an entire people in this case.

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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6140 This particular entry]], focused on [[ApocalypseHow the return of the Daevite Empire.]] The ending is one hell of a twist that completely upends Daeva lore thus far, but also provides poignant commentary on just how much damage TranslationWithAnAgenda and ethnocentric portrayals - especially when perpetuated by bad actors - can do, to the point of literally destroying the history of an entire people in this case.
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* One log in the otherwise horrifying [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1730 SCP-1730]] stands out for its sheer awesomeness . Essentially, it details the ''successful'' rescue attempt made by Team Samsara - an elite fireteam made up of immortal cyborgs formed from the flesh of a dead god - to rescue the last MTF team that managed to hold out inside. Their escape gets more and more difficult as the building's [[MalevolentArchitecture structure]] and the escaped, deranged [=SCPs=] pursue them. Then, as they're pursued by a powerful entity made up of the leeches that killed previous [=MTFs=], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-clef-s-proposal the Gate Guardian]] [[BigDamnHeroes shows up to kick its ass]], ''breaking the door down'' before unleashing its flaming sword in all its glory. They then proceed to battle - ''[[UpToEleven but then]]'', [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2845 SCP-2845]] shows up, and they all really proceed to battle. Forty-eight hours after Samsara's recovery operation, Agent [=McClean=] discovered something related to the above during an exploration of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2783 SCP-2783]]. SCP-2783 is an extradimensional graveyard that steadily grows with additional grave markers regularly. What makes it interesting is that the first noted graves in the report are those of [=YHWH=] (or some other creator deity), Adam, Eve, and Lilith. [=McClean=] witnessed a military funeral, complete with casket lowering and a 21-gun salute. The gravestone, observed after the "mourners" left, read "Captain Kari Michelle Hollis, Mobile Task Force Zeta-9" [[note]]the Z-9 "Mole Rats" team leader[[/note]]. Her sacrifice for the survivors was so awesome that, when she died, she was buried with ''God and the first human beings''!

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* One log in the otherwise horrifying [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1730 SCP-1730]] stands out for its sheer awesomeness . Essentially, it details the ''successful'' rescue attempt made by Team Samsara - an elite fireteam made up of immortal cyborgs formed from the flesh of a dead god - to rescue the last MTF team that managed to hold out inside. Their escape gets more and more difficult as the building's [[MalevolentArchitecture structure]] and the escaped, deranged [=SCPs=] pursue them. Then, as they're pursued by a powerful entity made up of the leeches that killed previous [=MTFs=], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-clef-s-proposal the Gate Guardian]] [[BigDamnHeroes shows up to kick its ass]], ''breaking the door down'' before unleashing its flaming sword in all its glory. They then proceed to battle - ''[[UpToEleven but then]]'', ''but then'', [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2845 SCP-2845]] shows up, and they all really proceed to battle. Forty-eight hours after Samsara's recovery operation, Agent [=McClean=] discovered something related to the above during an exploration of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2783 SCP-2783]]. SCP-2783 is an extradimensional graveyard that steadily grows with additional grave markers regularly. What makes it interesting is that the first noted graves in the report are those of [=YHWH=] (or some other creator deity), Adam, Eve, and Lilith. [=McClean=] witnessed a military funeral, complete with casket lowering and a 21-gun salute. The gravestone, observed after the "mourners" left, read "Captain Kari Michelle Hollis, Mobile Task Force Zeta-9" [[note]]the Z-9 "Mole Rats" team leader[[/note]]. Her sacrifice for the survivors was so awesome that, when she died, she was buried with ''God and the first human beings''!
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* SCP-6656 casually slips in one in its testing log: the ''ADMONITION'' Foundation ''kills the Scarlet King'' with the SCP. How? Oh, it was simple, really: they put a ritual knife inside 6656 and watched as the machine analyzed it and used the data to ''sever all of his connections to human thoughtspace'', thereby leading to his CessationOfExistence. And this is test five ''[[TheWorfEffect out of 182]]'', the Foundation's [[KillTheGod deicidal rampage]] only stopped by SCP-3125 descending upon the machine and deciding it will embody all of humanity. But even then, once they figure out 3125 is coming for them, their only response is to BringIt and turn its ideals against itself by immunizing humanity before using the machine again. ''[[EarnYourHappyEnding It is very strongly implied they will win this with minimal casualties]].''

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* SCP-6656 SCP-6659 casually slips in one in its testing log: the ''ADMONITION'' Foundation ''kills the Scarlet King'' with the SCP. How? Oh, it was simple, really: they put a ritual knife inside 6656 and watched as the machine analyzed it and used the data to ''sever all of his connections to human thoughtspace'', thereby leading to his CessationOfExistence. And this is test five ''[[TheWorfEffect out of 182]]'', the Foundation's [[KillTheGod deicidal rampage]] only stopped by SCP-3125 descending upon the machine and deciding it will embody all of humanity. But even then, once they figure out 3125 is coming for them, their only response is to BringIt and turn its ideals against itself by immunizing humanity before using the machine again. ''[[EarnYourHappyEnding It is very strongly implied they will win this with minimal casualties]].''
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* SCP-6656 casually slips in one in its testing log: the ''ADMONITION'' Foundation ''kills the Scarlet King'' with the SCP. How? Oh, it was simple, really: they put a ritual knife inside 6656 and watched as the machine analyzed it and used the data to ''sever all of his connections to human thoughtspace'', thereby leading to his CessationOfExistence. And this is test five ''[[TheWorfEffect out of 182]]'', the Foundation's [[KillTheGod deicidal rampage]] only stopped by SCP-3125 descending upon the machine and deciding it will embody all of humanity. But even then, once they figure out 3125 is coming for them, their only response is to BringIt and turn its ideals against itself by immunizing humanity before using the machine again. ''[[EarnYourHappyEnding It is very strongly implied they will win this with minimal casualties]].''
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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001 SCP-6001]] effectively centers around an alternate universe where The Foundation and several other major G.O.I.s, after building up multiple arsenals of anomalous weaponry and entering a Cold War like stalement, they decided to put their differences aside and turn their weapons upon those that would destroy them, and eventually come together to form [[BigGood The Compendium]], a council composed of said groups, and began integrating anomalies as best they could into society.

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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001 SCP-6001]] effectively centers around an alternate universe where The Foundation and several other major G.O.I.s, after building up multiple arsenals of anomalous weaponry and entering a Cold War like stalement, stalemate, they decided to put their differences aside and turn their weapons upon those that would destroy them, and eventually come together to form [[BigGood The Compendium]], a council composed of said groups, and began integrating anomalies as best they could into society.
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'''Amogusrath''': No\\

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'''Amogusrath''': No\\[[LittleNo No]]\\
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** Let's just start with its name on the mainlist: '''The Demon Hector and the Dread Titania'''.

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** %%** Let's just start with its name on the mainlist: '''The Demon Hector and the Dread Titania'''.
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** Also the Foundation ''failed'' to destroy the Serpent's Hand. While they did force them to retreat and close their portals to the Library, the Foundation was unable to take them out. Even if the Foundation's plan had succeeded some humans would have been alive in the Wanderer's Library.

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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2000 SCP-2000]] A ''Thaumiel'' class anomaly that was ''created by the Foundation'' to be used in the event of a world-ending scenario to revive and rebuild all of humanity. It has everything from star charts to human cloning tubes or a backup of the entire internet. It's been successfully used ''at least'' twice. Part of the Foundation's creed is 'Mankind must not go back to hiding in fear'. Now, it looks like it never has to. Even from a meta perspective, SCP-2000 is awesome. Why? Because it manages to [[ArcWelding Arc Weld]] pretty much every disparate part of the Foundation wiki from characters to [=SCPs=] to tales, into something that works. There's a reason that this won the SCP-2000 contest. Those who did create SCP-2000 managed to ''tone down'' humanity's tendency for violence so much so that doing more would undermine the ability of the species for technological and social progress, which in itself is interesting due to statistics suggest worldwide violence has been proportionally falling as time goes on.

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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2000 SCP-2000]] A ''Thaumiel'' class anomaly that was ''created by the Foundation'' to be used in the event of a world-ending scenario to revive and rebuild all of humanity. It has everything from star charts to human cloning tubes or a backup of the entire internet. It's been successfully used ''at least'' twice. Part of the Foundation's creed is 'Mankind must not go back to hiding in fear'. Now, it looks like it never has to. Even from a meta perspective, SCP-2000 is awesome. Why? Because it manages to [[ArcWelding Arc Weld]] pretty much every disparate part of the Foundation wiki from characters to [=SCPs=] to tales, into something that works. There's a reason that this won the SCP-2000 contest. Those who did create SCP-2000 managed to ''tone down'' humanity's tendency for violence so much so that doing more would undermine the ability of the species for technological and social progress, which in itself is interesting due to statistics suggest worldwide violence has been proportionally falling as time goes on.



* A sort of meta example is this comment on SCP-105's discussion page.
-->'''Dr Ivo''': If there's anything that exposes "no bad ideas" as a lie, it's this. Not the actual article, but the comments. There are many valid criticisms, but just as many posts that shit all over everything just because of the concept or having extremely elevated standards just because of the concept. Most notably, the comments about Omega-7 that add zero actual reasoning for hating it in its current state, and the X-men comments, despite her being easily separated from her pretty limited powers. I'm not saying you can't dislike stuff, but seriously, either stop being biased against concepts or stop parroting that anything can be good. The two are completely contradictory.
* A meta one for the artist Izumi Kato, who created the sculpture now known as SCP-173. That sculpture, originally titled "Untitled 2004", led to the creation of thousands of stories, anomalous objects, and other related things with ''hundreds of thousands'' of followers. Without "Untitled 2004", the SCP Foundation as we know it would have never existed.
* In a meta sense: after years of trying, the SCP Foundation is now notable enough to get a page on Wiki/{{Wikipedia}}. [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCP_Foundation Check it out.]]



* A meta example for [=YouTuber=] Volgun in his video on SCP-2521. For context: Volgun creates a regular video series in which he narrates SCP entry articles, occasionally adding his own comments to give the impression of a researcher giving presentations on the items in question. But with SCP-2521, the internal logic breaks down; narrating the article would utterly destroy the WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief, since anyone in-universe who talks about 2521 is abducted by the creature. So what did Volgun do? He communicates the item number in Morse code, declares that the audience is free to draw their own conclusions about the rest of the presentation, and then launches into a fairy tale where ''every detail'' is a cleverly encoded metaphor for part of 2521's description or containment procedures! Not only is it a damn clever stylistic choice for Volgun, but think about it in-universe: Dr. Miller managed to take an SCP that directly opposes the concept of narration ''[[BeyondTheImpossible and narrate it]]''!



* Another meta example for SCP reading channel [[https://www.youtube.com/user/TheVolgun The Volgun]], who started to make a name for himself with his SCP-049 voice, and eventually became a PromotedFanboy when he voiced [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-049 SCP-049 for the audiologs of its rewrite]].



* In a meta sense, the artist [=Zhange000=] has made some truly amazing artwork, but one of the best might be [[https://www.deviantart.com/zhange000/art/SCP-Foundation-and-the-Groups-of-Interest-755634347 this]], depicting pretty much every major [=GoI=].
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** [[GoodAllAlong Hector]] reveals that he managed to [[KillTheGod kill Titania]] and has been forcing her corpse to create its [[DeadlyGas poisonous pollen]] to keep the remaining bigfoots asleep. When the Foundation [[NiceJobBreakingItHero restrained him, causing the bigfoots to reawaken]], Hector manages to break his bonds and destroy the barrier the Foundation created, allowing the pollen to begin production once more. He then delivers a truly '''epic''' speech while forcing Titania to create the pollen once more.

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** [[GoodAllAlong Hector]] reveals that he managed to [[KillTheGod kill Titania]] and has been forcing her corpse to create its [[DeadlyGas poisonous pollen]] to keep the remaining bigfoots asleep. When the Foundation [[NiceJobBreakingItHero restrained restrains him, causing the bigfoots to reawaken]], Hector manages to break his bonds and destroy the barrier the Foundation created, allowing the pollen to begin production once more. He then delivers a truly '''epic''' speech while forcing Titania to create the pollen once more.battling Titania.
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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5761 SCP-5761]] has a big moment in the ending for both Mary Ross and [[GreenEyedMonster Phth]][[DeathSeeker onus]]. for context, SCP-5761-1 is a supercomputer who was assigned to tracking down Phthonus when he was active as [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5167 SCP-5167]]. The constant games of ''VideoGame/AmongUs'' it was made to play caused it to become a PhysicalGod of the game named Amogusrath [[AGodAmI (with a matching god complex)]] who kidnapped the International Space Station and forced the crew into a real life reenactment of ''Among Us''. At the end of it, Amogusrath contacts Phthonus via an ''Among Us'' game, which Mary Ross enters as well. He tries to convince Phthonus to give him his power so he can crash the ISS into Earth, cause an apocalypse scenario, [[WeCanRuleTogether and rule over the remainder of humanity as their gods]]. At this point, Ross appeals to Phthonus by recalling to him the story of how he became a god, leading to the Greek god of envy rejecting Amogusrath in an amazing set of dialogue.

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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5761 SCP-5761]] has a big moment in the ending for both Mary Ross and [[GreenEyedMonster Phth]][[DeathSeeker onus]].Phthonus]]. for context, SCP-5761-1 is a supercomputer who was assigned to tracking down Phthonus when he was active as [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5167 SCP-5167]]. The constant games of ''VideoGame/AmongUs'' it was made to play caused it to become a PhysicalGod of the game named Amogusrath [[AGodAmI (with a matching god complex)]] who kidnapped the International Space Station and forced the crew into a real life reenactment of ''Among Us''. At the end of it, Amogusrath contacts Phthonus via an ''Among Us'' game, which Mary Ross enters as well. He tries to convince Phthonus to give him his power so he can crash the ISS into Earth, cause an apocalypse scenario, [[WeCanRuleTogether and rule over the remainder of humanity as their gods]]. At this point, Ross appeals to Phthonus by recalling to him the story of how he became a god, leading to the Greek god of envy rejecting Amogusrath in an amazing set of dialogue.
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-->[[MyNameIsInigoMontoya I AM HECTOR, SON OF HOLAS]], [[TheRedBaron THE SCREAMING LANCE OF THE NORTHERN SKY]], [[LastofHisKind LAST SON OF OLDE EUROP]], [[UndyingLoyalty SERVANT ETERNALLY TO THE SKY KING SARRUS VON APOLLYON, LORD DOMINION OF THE WORLD OF MEN, INHERITOR OF ASEM'S IRON CROWN]].

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-->[[MyNameIsInigoMontoya I AM HECTOR, SON OF HOLAS]], [[TheRedBaron [[RedBaron THE SCREAMING LANCE OF THE NORTHERN SKY]], [[LastofHisKind LAST SON OF OLDE EUROP]], [[UndyingLoyalty SERVANT ETERNALLY TO THE SKY KING SARRUS VON APOLLYON, LORD DOMINION OF THE WORLD OF MEN, INHERITOR OF ASEM'S IRON CROWN]].

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