History Awesome / HitlerRants

--> '''High Priest Hitler:''' How dare you disturb my meditation-

* [[https://youtu.be/xlcV_qYV0E4 Hitler]] absolutely tearing apart Music/KanyeWest's infamously-awful cover of "[[Music/{{Queen}} Bohemian Rhapsody]]" is incredibly satisfying to watch.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIkxDOSK7Ag The thirteenth part]] is loaded with this as well as being {{Heartwarming}}. Just when all hope seems lost and Hitler is about to commit suicide, [[spoiler:Wenck comes to the rescue with reinforcements, and is able to completely turn the tide of the war]].

-->'''Burgdorf:''' [[IronicEcho I'm doing the will of God!]] ''You shall eat lead, and feel the wrath of the Lord!'' (BLAM)

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqsq7Jo9R3U Hitler plans to be a priest]] results in Hitler [[TookALevelInJerkass becoming a crazed fundamentalist]], even coldly excommunicating Magda Goebbels for [[DisproportionateRetribution simply showing up late for confessional]]. A furious Goebbels and his generals plot to kill him, resulting in Hitler eating lead from [[HandCannon Burgdorf's pistol of doom]].

-->'''Burgdorf:''' I'm doing the will of God! ''You shall eat lead, and feel the wrath of the Lord!'' (BLAM)

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqsq7Jo9R3U Hitler plans to be a priest]] results in Hitler [[TookALevelInJerkass becoming a crazed fundamentalist]], even coldly excommunicating Magda Goebbels for [[DisproportionateRetribution simply showing up late for confessional]]. A furious Goebbels and his generals plot to kill him, resulting in Hitler eating lead from [[HandCannon Burgdorf's pistol of doom]].

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO_UCV0w9ys The final part]] reveals that [[spoiler:Fegelein had acted as a spy against the RealLife Hitler, with him giving Downfall Hitler the location of the other Hitler's secret super-weapon]], resulting in an epically-explosive finale.

* TheWorldCup 2014: Fegelein has been trying to one-up Hitler again by plotting Germany's defeat, but eventually, not just curbstomping Brazil despite Fegelein backing them up, Germany ''won'' the cup. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSZUqisW5_w And so]], Hitler for once rejoiced with the whole bunker for Germany's victory as well as one of the rarest times he completely owned Fegelein.

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cvxVxvQhKo Hitler]] [[RivalsTeamUp teaming up with]] [[MagnificentBastard Fegelein]] to kill [[Film/InglouriousBasterds Inglorious!Hitler]], complete with having Inglorious!Hitler's film of "The Hitler Rants" cut out halfway to a recording of Hitler going over his Evil Plan with the inner circle to kill Inglourious!Hitler, and Hitler and Fegelein spraying Inglourious!Hitler and Inglourious!Goebbels with MP-40 rounds. [[spoiler: [[ReliableTraitor Fegelein]] [[SerialEscalation gets one immediately afterwards]] [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder by detonating enough explosives to level the theater]], [[DestinationDefenestration sending Hitler flying out the window]]!]]

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNWegPhnxRY Hitler saying]] [[PrecisionFStrike "Fuck you!"]] to {{Slenderman}}.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSuwDGzr3Co The thirteenth part]] is loaded with this as well as being {{Heartwarming}}. Just when all hope seems lost and Hitler is about to commit suicide, [[spoiler:Wenck comes to the rescue with reinforcements, and is able to completely turn the tide of the war]].

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cvxVxvQhKo Hitler]] [[RivalsTeamUp teaming up with]] [[MagnificentBastard Fegelein]] to kill [[InglouriousBasterds Inglorious!Hitler]], complete with having Inglorious!Hitler's film of "The Hitler Rants" cut out halfway to a recording of Hitler going over his Evil Plan with the inner circle to kill Inglourious!Hitler, and Hitler and Fegelein spraying Inglourious!Hitler and Inglourious!Goebbels with MP-40 rounds. [[spoiler: [[ReliableTraitor Fegelein]] [[SerialEscalation gets one immediately afterwards]] [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder by detonating enough explosives to level the theater]], [[DestinationDefenestration sending Hitler flying out the window]]!]]

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PAnFNFHKoc Hitler]] [[LikeABadassOutOfHell telling the Devil he sucks and is a crappy Devil]] because he took the form of [[TheDitz Gunsche.]]

** Special mention goes to [[DasBoot the crew of U-96]], and their resident antic master Lt. Werner. Aside from being [[RenownedSelectiveMentor a personal student of Fegelein]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu-lW56YMhs his first antic]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous was simply taking a picture of U-96, signing his name on it, and sending it to Hitler in an "Important News" envelope]]. The kicker isn't Werner getting Hitler to rant at such a slight thing, but getting Hitler outraged that, after having to put up with the antics of [[TheStarscream Himmler]], [[ArchEnemy Fegelein]] and [[DirtyCommies Tukhachevsky]], [[DavidVsGoliath now a lowly U-Boat crewman is standing in line to take him on too]].

** Hitler manages to get to Night 6 of FiveNightsAtFreddys...until Bonnie got pissed.

** None of the [[FiveNightsAtFreddys animatronics]] managed to stop hitler at all...until a pissed-off ''Bonnie'' stops him at night 6.

** And furthermore, the next day after he personally executed Fegelein, Hitler has stated that Germany's next goal should be winning the Euro 2016, but they will still have to wait and see how it rolls out, instead of Hitler getting drunk with his victory. Well said, Fuhrer. We'll just see how it goes 2 years later.

--> '''Hitler:''' "[[spoiler: '''[[BigNo TOT!!]] [[SayMyName FEGELEIN!!]] ''[[SkywardScream TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!]]''''']]"

*** Of course, who could forget [[MadBomber Mallory's]] ''[[JustForPun explosive]]'' debut in "[[ Duck, You Fuhrer]]"? After making his EstablishingCharacterMoment by nonchalantly tossing a stick of dynamite into Hitler and Gunsche's trailer, Mallory begins waging a [[OneManArmy one-man war]] on the Reich, dynamiting buildings and gunning down {{Mook}}s. Eventually, Hitler [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill sends an entire army division after Mallory]], and [[TemptingFate is assured they would crush him]]. Mallory (with help from his {{Sidekick}} Juan Miranda), Mallory [[MoreDakka guns down most of the soldiers with fire from two heavy-machine guns]], and caps it off by [[KillEmAll burying the survivors cowering under the bridge by]] ([[RunningGag you guessed it]]) [[StuffBlowingUp blowing them up with dynamite]]. [[spoiler: And at the end of the video, he gives one last quip of "[[CatchPhrase Duck, ya sucker!]]", and freakin '''[[NukeEm NUKES]]''' the Fuhrerbunker!]]

** Even better, this comes after they delivered a CurbStompBattle to ''all of Nazi Germany!'' Hitler wasn't fleeing the Allies, he was running from ''them!''

--> '''Hitler:''' "[[spoiler: '''[[BigNo NEIN!!]] [[SayMyName FEGELEIN!!]] ''[[SkywardScream NEEEEEEEEEEIIIINN!!!]]''''']]"

* TheWorldCup 2014: Fegelein has been trying to one-up Hitler again by plotting Germany's defeat, but eventually, not just curbstomping Brazil despite Fegelein backing them up, Germany ''won'' the cup. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSZUqisW5_w And so]], Hitler for once rejoiced with the whole bunker for Germany's victory as well as one of the rarest times he completely owned Fegelein.

** Even better, this comes after they delivered a CurbStompBattle to ''all of Nazi Germany!'' Hitler wasn't fleeing the Allies, he was running from ''them!''

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY8YoHPaB9U Hitler's Railroad Adventure]]. [[MagnificentBastard Fegelein]] teams up with [[MadBomber Mallory]] to pull an explosive antic on everyone. First, he arranges for a train ride for everyone in the bunker. Next, he gives a Fegel-Locomotive to Mallory, who loads it with explosives, and sets it on a collision course with the main train. [[StuffBlowingUp When the two collide...]]

** Special mention goes to [[DasBoot the crew of U-96]], and their resident antic master Lt. Werner. Aside from being [[RenownedSelectiveMentor a personal student of Fegelein]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu-lW56YMhs his first antic]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous was simply taking a picture of U-96, signing his name on it, and sending it to Hitler in an "Important News" envelope]]. The kicker isn't Werner getting Hitler to rant at such a slight thing, but getting Hitler outraged that, after having to put up with the antics of [[TheStarscream Himmler]], [[ArchEnemy Fegelein]] and [[DirtyCommies Tukhachevsky]], [[DavidVsGoliath now a lowly U-Boat crewman is standing in line to take him on too]].

** Special mention goes to [[DasBoot the crew of U-96]], and their resident antic master Lt. Werner. Aside from being a BadassStudent of [[MagnificentBastard Fegelein]], his first antic [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous was simply taking a picture of U-96, signing his name on it, and sending it to Hitler in an "Important News" envelope]]. The kicker isn't Werner getting Hitler to rant at such a slight thing, but getting Hitler outraged that, after having to put up with the antics of [[TheStarscream Himmler]], [[ArchEnemy Fegelein]] and [[DirtyCommies Tukhachevsky]], [[DavidVsGoliath now a lowly U-Boat crewman is standing in line to take him on too]].

--> ([[spoiler: Hitler's flaming body is launched out of the movie theater]])

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PAnFNFHKoc Hitler]] [[LikeABadassOutOfHell telling the Devil he sucks and is a crappy Devil]] because he took the form of [[TheDitz Gunsche.]]

* Hitler saying [[PrecisionFStrike "Fuck you!"]] to {{Slenderman}}.
* Hitler telling the Devil he sucks and is a crappy Devil because he took the form of Gunsche.