Line #24 Awesome/HitlerRants


1	* Hitler may be the resident ButtMonkey, but he still gets his chance to shine. Usually, this comes in the form of DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu moments:
2	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNWegPhnxRY Hitler saying]] [[PrecisionFStrike "Fuck you!"]] to [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slender Man]].
3	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PAnFNFHKoc Hitler]] [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu telling the Devil he sucks and is a crappy Devil]] because he took the form of [[TheDitz Gunsche.]]
4	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cvxVxvQhKo Hitler]] [[RivalsTeamUp teaming up with]] Fegelein to kill [[Film/InglouriousBasterds Inglorious!Hitler]], complete with having Inglorious!Hitler's film of "The Hitler Rants" cut out halfway to a recording of Hitler going over his Evil Plan with the inner circle to kill Inglourious!Hitler, and Hitler and Fegelein spraying Inglourious!Hitler and Inglourious!Goebbels with MP-40 rounds. Fegelein [[SerialEscalation gets one immediately afterwards]] [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder by detonating enough explosives to level the theater]], [[DestinationDefenestration sending Hitler flying out the window]]!
5	--> '''Hitler (on Movie Projector):''' "The time has come, to execute my plan, and eliminate Inglorious Hitler!"
6	--> ('''[[StuffBlowingUp BOOOM!!!]]''' The movie screen explodes right before [[DynamicEntry Hitler and Fegelein kick in the door.]])
7	--> '''Hitler:''' "[[PreMortemOneLiner Eat lead, fool!!]]"
8	--> (Hitler and Fegelein gun down Inglorious!Hitler and Inglorious!Goebbels. Cue more explosions)
9	--> '''Hitler:''' "'''[[BigNo NEIN!!]] [[SayMyName FEGELEIN!!]] ''[[SkywardScream NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIN!!!]]'''''"
10	--> (Hitler's flaming body is launched out of the movie theater)
11	** Hitler manages to get to Night 6 of ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys''... until Bonnie got pissed.
12	* More often than not, the Awesome moments come from the people pulling antics on Hitler:
13	** The undisputed king of antic masters is [[MagnificentBastard Fegelein]], who almost always finds a way to piss off Der Fuhrer to no end (even if he sometimes goes to NightmareFuel levels to do so) and [[DeathIsCheap constantly cheats death]].
14	** Special mention goes to [[Film/DasBoot the crew of U-96]], and their resident antic master Lt. Werner. Aside from being [[RenownedSelectiveMentor a personal student of Fegelein]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu-lW56YMhs his first antic]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous was simply taking a picture of U-96, signing his name on it, and sending it to Hitler in an "Important News" envelope]]. The kicker isn't Werner getting Hitler to rant at such a slight thing, but getting Hitler outraged that, after having to put up with the antics of [[TheStarscream Himmler]], [[ArchEnemy Fegelein]] and [[DirtyCommies Tukhachevsky]], [[DavidVsGoliath now a lowly U-Boat crewman is standing in line to take him on too]].
15	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY8YoHPaB9U Hitler's Railroad Adventure]]. [[MagnificentBastard Fegelein]] teams up with [[MadBomber Mallory]] to pull an explosive antic on everyone. First, he arranges for a train ride for everyone in the bunker. Next, he gives a Fegel-Locomotive to Mallory, who loads it with explosives, and sets it on a collision course with the main train. [[StuffBlowingUp When the two collide...]]
16	*** Of course, who could forget [[MadBomber Mallory's]] ''explosive'' debut in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjcB1eYzcUs Duck, You Fuhrer]]"? After making his EstablishingCharacterMoment by nonchalantly tossing a stick of dynamite into Hitler and Gunsche's trailer, Mallory begins waging a [[OneManArmy one-man war]] on the Reich, dynamiting buildings and gunning down {{Mook}}s. Eventually, Hitler [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill sends an entire army division after Mallory]], and [[TemptingFate is assured they would crush him]]. Mallory (with help from his {{Sidekick}} Juan Miranda), Mallory [[MoreDakka guns down most of the soldiers with fire from two heavy-machine guns]], and caps it off by burying the survivors cowering under the bridge by ([[RunningGag you guessed it]]) [[StuffBlowingUp blowing them up with dynamite]]. And at the end of the video, he gives one last quip of "[[CatchPhrase Duck, ya sucker!]]", and freakin '''[[NukeEm NUKES]]''' the Fuhrerbunker!
17	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpTcknCIw8k Hitler vs. Team Rocket, Part 3]]: Hitler and company have stolen the TerribleTrio's balloon, and are fleeing Berlin over the Swiss Alps...until said Trio spots them, followed by Jessie ''blowing them out of the sky with a rocket launcher!''
18	--> '''Jessie:''' "HEY! Here's some goo for all of you! HA HA HA!" ''(Fires bazzoka)''
19	*** Even better, this comes after they delivered a CurbStompBattle to ''all of Nazi Germany!'' Hitler wasn't fleeing the Allies, he was running from ''them!''
20	** None of the [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys animatronics]] managed to stop hitler at all...until a pissed-off ''Bonnie'' stops him at night 6.
21	* UsefulNotes/TheWorldCup 2014: Fegelein has been trying to one-up Hitler again by plotting Germany's defeat, but eventually, not just curbstomping Brazil despite Fegelein backing them up, Germany ''won'' the cup. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSZUqisW5_w And so]], Hitler for once rejoiced with the whole bunker for Germany's victory as well as one of the rarest times he completely owned Fegelein.
22	** And furthermore, the next day after he personally executed Fegelein, Hitler has stated that Germany's next goal should be winning the Euro 2016, but they will still have to wait and see how it rolls out, instead of Hitler getting drunk with his victory. Well said, Fuhrer. We'll just see how it goes 2 years later.
23	* In the "War of the Hitlers" series:
24	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIkxDOSK7Ag The thirteenth part]] is loaded with this as well as being heartwarming. Just when all hope seems lost and Hitler is about to commit suicide, Wenck comes to the rescue with reinforcements, and is able to completely turn the tide of the war.
25	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO_UCV0w9ys The final part]] reveals that Fegelein had acted as a spy against the RealLife Hitler, with him giving Downfall Hitler the location of the other Hitler's secret super-weapon, resulting in an epically-explosive finale.
26	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqsq7Jo9R3U Hitler plans to be a priest]] results in Hitler [[TookALevelInJerkass becoming a crazed fundamentalist]], even coldly excommunicating Magda Goebbels for [[DisproportionateRetribution simply showing up late for confessional]]. A furious Goebbels and his generals plot to kill him, resulting in Hitler eating lead from [[PunchPackingPistol Burgdorf's pistol of doom]].
27	--> '''High Priest Hitler:''' How dare you disturb my meditation --
28	-->'''Burgdorf:''' [[IronicEcho I'm doing the will of God!]] ''You shall eat lead, and feel the wrath of the Lord!'' (BLAM)
29	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlcV_qYV0E4 Hitler]] absolutely tearing apart Music/KanyeWest's infamously-awful cover of "[[Music/QueenBand Bohemian Rhapsody]]" is incredibly satisfying to watch.
30	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SYTfIQYW8Y Hitler]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards calling out]] the toxic ''Franchise/StarWars'' fans who have taken to harassing creators like Creator/RianJohnson with accusations along the lines of ''Film/TheLastJedi'' having "raped their childhoods", starting pointless petitions and proclaiming that anyone who likes the movie [[OpinionMyopia is clearly a Disney shill]]. Special mention goes to the disclaimer at the beginning:
31	-->The following refers to the people who '''think a movie raped their childhood.''' NOT civilised people who just didn't like the film.
32	* The [[https://www.youtube.com/c/hitlerrantsparodies Hitler Rants Parodies]] channel started with just a few months of videos planned. It now [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hJ6Q8iN4ZI lasted longer than Hitler's Third Reich]].

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