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* In ''[[Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse Han Solo at Stars' End]]'' when infiltrating a base the droid he is working with hacks a computer and fakes an alarm. Upon being told that, because the computers of the base are all interconnected, he can do it anywhere on base, Solo tells him to sound every alarm he can "fires in the power plants, riots in the barracks, indecent exposure in the cafeteria".


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** In ''[[Literature/TheHanSoloAdventures Han Solo at Stars' End]]'' when infiltrating a base the droid he is working with hacks a computer and fakes an alarm. Upon being told that, because the computers of the base are all interconnected, he can do it anywhere on base, Solo tells him to sound every alarm he can "fires in the power plants, riots in the barracks, indecent exposure in the cafeteria".
** From ''Literature/JediQuest: The False Peace'':
--->Obi-Wan was grateful to his friend Siri. She had pledged to help him bring Omega to justice, and so far she had traveled halfway around the galaxy, fought an army, and worn a dress in order to do it.
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* In ''Literature/TheAdventuresOfTomStrangerInterdimensionalInsuranceAgent'', the Balrog threatens to cast Tom Stranger's rival insurance agent Jeff Conundrum into the 7th circle of his hell dimension, reserved for murders...and the Creator/{{Fox}} executives who cancelled ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' (side note: the author seems to be a big fan of the show and even has a dimension where Creator/AdamBaldwin got elected President because the show was never cancelled in that universe and it became a libertarian utopia; another side note: the audiobook is read by Adam Baldwin).

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* In ''Literature/TheAdventuresOfTomStrangerInterdimensionalInsuranceAgent'', the Balrog threatens to cast Tom Stranger's rival insurance agent Jeff Conundrum into the 7th circle of his hell dimension, reserved for murders...murderers...and the Creator/{{Fox}} executives who cancelled ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' (side note: the author seems to be a big fan of the show and even has a dimension where Creator/AdamBaldwin got elected President because the show was never cancelled in that universe and it became a libertarian utopia; another side note: the audiobook is read by Adam Baldwin).
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* Used a lot in ''Literature/DorkDiaries''. A notable example is the scene where Nikki has to do a book report about Literature/MobyDick and finds the novel extremely boring. She proceeds to list off things she'd rather do than read it: clean the entire house with a toothbrush, brush her teeth with the toothbrush she cleaned the house with, visit her neighbor lady for a detailed update on her bunion surgery, and hang out with [[AnnoyingYoungerSibling her sister Brianna]]. Her reaction: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint "HANG OUT WITH BRIANNA?! OMG! I can't believe I just wrote that!"]]
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--> ''WARNING: Contains actual content from the Bible, including verses on incest, child murder, rape, bestiality and talking animals.''

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--> ''WARNING: -->''WARNING: Contains actual content from the Bible, including verses on incest, child murder, rape, bestiality and talking animals.''



-->"Look at the statistics: Creator/JohnBelushi, Creator/JohnCandy, Creator/ChrisFarley (actors attached to the project)-- dead; Natasha Lyonne (actress attached to the project)- [[Creator/LindsayLohan Lohan]]-esque career derailment; UsefulNotes/NewOrleans (city attached to the project)- decimated by Hurricane Katrina; Jo Beth Bolton (Louisiana Film Commissioner attached to the project)- murdered; Creator/WillFerrell (actor attached to the project)- made ''Film/BladesOfGlory'' (2007) instead."

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-->"Look at the statistics: Creator/JohnBelushi, Creator/JohnCandy, Creator/ChrisFarley (actors attached to the project)-- dead; Natasha Lyonne (actress attached to the project)- project)-- [[Creator/LindsayLohan Lohan]]-esque career derailment; UsefulNotes/NewOrleans (city attached to the project)- project)-- decimated by Hurricane Katrina; Jo Beth Bolton (Louisiana Film Commissioner attached to the project)- project)-- murdered; Creator/WillFerrell (actor attached to the project)- project)-- made ''Film/BladesOfGlory'' (2007) instead."



** Gilderoy Lockhart: "Order of Merlin Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defense League and Five-Time Winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award." And he thinks that last one is his greatest achievement ([[spoiler:it actually is]]), which makes Harry's detention in that book all the funnier. "Thought you'd make an entrance, didn't you? Well, it's not quite the Most Charming Smile Award, but it's a start, Harry, it's a start!"
** During the first Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson in ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'':

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** Gilderoy Lockhart: "Order of Merlin Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defense League and Five-Time Winner five-time winner of Witch Weekly's ''Witch Weekly''[='=]s Most Charming Smile Award." And he thinks that last one is his greatest achievement ([[spoiler:it actually is]]), which makes Harry's detention in that book all the funnier. "Thought you'd make an entrance, didn't you? Well, it's not quite the Most Charming Smile Award, but it's a start, ''start'', Harry, it's a start!"
''start''!"
** During the first Defense Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson our heroes take from [[spoiler:not]]-Moody in ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'':''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'', he says this as part of his speech about preparedness:
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* Played charmingly straight in Gerald Verner's 1938 mystery novella ''The Clue of the Green Candle'':

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* Played charmingly straight in Gerald Verner's 1938 mystery novella ''The Clue of the Green Candle'':''Literature/TheClueOfTheGreenCandle'':
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* In the Delegations {{Dystopia}} in ''Literature/PosterGirl'' the people would be constantly rewarded/punished for just about every action by having their Desirability Coin count increased or decreased. Mentioned things that could incur punishments include destruction of property, pre marital sex, not recycling properly, cursing in public, not sitting straight and even women having a short haircut.
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** In ''Literature/TheFifthElephant'', Vimes is irritated by his [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard excessively long list of titles]] (including both Sir and Duke, which is redundant) and jokingly adds blackboard monitor to the end of them. The dwarf he's talking to describes the task of erasing words so new ones can be written as an important responsibility only given to the trusted, and Vimes later learns was not humoring him. To some dwarves [[SubvertedTrope this is indeed a position worthy of recognition]], while others consider erasing words at all a sin and use the title completely seriously and with venom.
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* ''Literature/OneQEightyFour'':
** The three things Aomame hates the most are abusive men, religious fanaticism, and constipation.
** Tamaru describes his gripes with the 20th century as being the Holocaust, the atom bomb, and modern classical music.
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->'''Kaz''': Do you know what Van Eck's problem is?
->'''Matthias''': No honor?
->'''Nina''': Rotten parenting skills?
->'''Jesper''': Receding hairline?
-->-- ''[[Literature/SixOfCrows Crooked Kingdom]]''
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--> "Look around –- we don’t make anything anymore, we’ve mortgaged our future to China, and the Apologist-in-Chief goes on world tours just to bow before foreign leaders. Worse, the L.A. Four Seasons Hotel doesn’t even have a dedicated phone button for the Spa. You have to dial an extension! Where did we lose our way?!"

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--> "Look around –- -- we don’t make anything anymore, we’ve mortgaged our future to China, and the Apologist-in-Chief goes on world tours just to bow before foreign leaders. Worse, the L.A. Four Seasons Hotel doesn’t even have a dedicated phone button for the Spa. You have to dial an extension! Where did we lose our way?!"
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* ''Literature/AMasterOfDjinn'': When Haida is talking to Alexander near the end:
-->"I know this must be a difficult time for you. [[spoiler: Your sister is an evil maniac bent on world conquest. She killed your father, which is just terrible.]] Plus, I don’t think this house has much resale value."
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* ''Literature/AngelaNicely'': In “The Ugly Sisters!”, Angela says that Bertie has probably eaten some bad things, like mud, slugs, snails, or… school rice pudding.

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** And then there's this gem from''Literature/{{It}}'':
---> "Tell your friends I am the last of a dying race," it said, grinning its sunken grin as it staggered and lurched down the porch steps after her. "The only survivor of a dying planet. I have come to rob all the women... rape all the men... and learn to do the Peppermint Twist!"

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** And then there's this gem from''Literature/{{It}}'':
from ''Literature/{{It}}'':
---> "Tell your friends I am the last of a dying race," it said, grinning its sunken grin as it staggered and lurched down the porch steps after her. "The only survivor of a dying planet. I have come to rob all the women... rape all the men... men...and learn to do the Peppermint Twist!"



* In ''Literature/{{Perelandra}}'' by Creator/CSLewis, one exchange between the protagonist and the devil's servant provides an excellent example of this, as Ransom quizzes his opponent on things he'd do for the mysterious spirit guiding him. First he asks if Weston would murder, then if he'd betray English to the Germans, and then - most awful at all - if Weston would publish lies as research in a scientific periodical. When Weston agrees to that last one, Ransom exclaims, "May God have mercy on your soul!" It says something about Weston's character before his turn that breaking research guidelines is the only line Ransom couldn't see him crossing.

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* In ''Literature/{{Perelandra}}'' by Creator/CSLewis, one exchange between the protagonist and the devil's servant provides an excellent example of this, as Ransom quizzes his opponent on things he'd do for the mysterious spirit guiding him. First he asks if Weston would murder, then if he'd betray English to the Germans, and then - most awful at all - if Weston would publish lies as research in a scientific periodical. When Weston agrees to that last one, Ransom exclaims, "May God have mercy on your soul!" It says something about Weston's character before his turn that breaking research guidelines falsifying experiments is the only line Ransom couldn't see him crossing.



** There's an arrest warrant out for [[BigBad Count Olaf]] for Arson, Fraud, Murder, and [[PokeThePoodle stealing a tray of cupcakes]]

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** In the first book, when Count Olaf's scheme to steal the Baudelaire fortune and his threats to kill Sunny are exposed, various members of the audience start yelling at him. One of them demands his money back because Olaf's play was lousy.
** There's an arrest warrant out for [[BigBad Count Olaf]] for Arson, Fraud, Murder, and [[PokeThePoodle stealing a tray of cupcakes]]cupcakes]].



* ''Literature/SentimentalEducation'': In order to deal with his unrequited love, Frederic Moreau writes a novel about a man with a grand love for a woman. “To possess her he murdered several gentlemen, burnt down part of the town and sang under her balcony.”

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* ''Literature/SentimentalEducation'': In order to deal with his unrequited love, Frederic Moreau writes a novel about a man with a grand love for a woman. “To possess her he murdered several gentlemen, burnt down part of the town town, and sang under her balcony.”
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* In ''Literature/{{Caliphate}}'' when the pedophiliac, omnicidal mad scientist Meara realizes the heroes are coming after him, he thinks:
-> They'll put me in prison. I'll be beaten . . . people will be mean to me!
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* ''Literature/AlanAlone'': When Alan's parents reveal to Miss Tijah that [[spoiler:Alan's body contains technology which gives him extra durability among other things]], explaining why Alan didn't notice that [[spoiler:he stepped in hot oil]], Miss Tijah concludes with that being the reason why Alan loudly stomps when he goes down the stairs each morning.
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* ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid'':
** Greg's opinion on his mom's anti-technology views in ''Old School''.
--->But if Mom had HER way, we'd be living like people did before there were computers and cell phones and baby wipes.
** ''The Deep End'': Greg lists three great inventions in the modern era: medicine, smartwatches, and peanut butter-filled pretzels.
** Rodrick's bandmates are all angry with him near the end of the book: Bill is mad at him for making him break up with Becky and showing NoSympathy to his heartbreak, Mackie's fed up with Rodrick's poor practice scheduling, and Drew's upset... because Bill and Becky's break-up means that there will be no free donuts for them anymore.
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* Awfully Wee Billy's description of the kelda's prophetic dreams in ''Literature/{}Wintersmith}}'': "She saw a green tree growing in a land o' ice! She saw a ring o' iron! She saw a man with a nail in his heart! She saw a plague o' chickens and a cheese that walks like a man!"

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* ** Awfully Wee Billy's description of the kelda's prophetic dreams in ''Literature/{}Wintersmith}}'': ''Literature/{{Wintersmith}}'': "She saw a green tree growing in a land o' ice! She saw a ring o' iron! She saw a man with a nail in his heart! She saw a plague o' chickens and a cheese that walks like a man!"
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* Awfully Wee Billy's description of the kelda's prophetic dreams in ''Literature/{}Wintersmith}}'': "She saw a green tree growing in a land o' ice! She saw a ring o' iron! She saw a man with a nail in his heart! She saw a plague o' chickens and a cheese that walks like a man!"

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