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--> "How does [[Franchise/TouhouProject Yukari]] know about [[VideoGame/StarCraft the Xel'Naga]]? What [[TheChessmaster could she be planning]]? Why is she so obsessed with the idea of [[HasTwoMommies Chen being her and Ran's daughter]]?

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* In the "What if Jake was stuck in morph?" chapter of ''Fanfic/AllAssortedAnimorphsAUs'', Rachel's charges for faking Jake's death are underage intoxication, reckless endangerment, and the utter loss of her mother’s good faith and trust.

* ''Fanfic/ShadowsOverMeridian'': When the Shadowkhan start making themselves at home in the palace Jade created, she sees the Samurai Khan acting as patrolling guards, the Bat Khan nesting in towers, the Sumo Khan working as gatekeepers, the Ninja Khan trailing her as personal servants/bodyguards... and some of the Leech Khan splashing in the royal garden's pond.

* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14101922/1/Not-Resigned Not Resigned]]'':
-->'''Hermione:''' Harry James Potter, if you don't think that we can find a way to temper the influence of the Deathly Hallows when we destroyed Horcruxes, traveled in time, flew on thestrals, and got rid of Umbridge, you are ''dead'' wrong.

* ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/36425815?view_full_work=true Strife Delivery and Child Protective Services]]'', Genesis' multiple violations are described as "violent outbursts and vengefulness, as well as treason, coercion, unlawful organization of militia, arson, destruction of property, murder, and overdramatics."

-->'''Light:''' It wasn't 'just' anything! I've barely been here 24 hours, and already I can see what the next four years are going to consist of: ''Sick'' minds, ''[[SurroundedByIdiots mind-numbing]]'' [[SurroundedByIdiots conversation]], and [[FantasticRacism disgusting, degenerative,]] [[SuperOCD disorganised]] HELL!

* In the comic ''[[https://www.deviantart.com/crimsonbugeye/art/Sweet-Dreams-476321131 Sweet Dreams]]'', Luna gives several characters nightmares to show them the eventual results of their bad choices. Apple Bloom is told she'll become a sanitation worker if she doesn't study, Diamond Tiara is told she'll get cancer if she doesn't stop being a bully, Sweetie Belle is told that Rarity will hang herself if the ruined stitch on her headdress isn't fixed, and Celestia is told she'll get extremely fat if she eats too much cake.

* In the comic ''[[https://www.deviantart.com/crimsonbugeye/art/Sweet-Dreams-476321131 Sweet Dreams]]'', Luna goes into several characters' dreams to show them bad things that will happen if they make bad choices. Apple Bloom is told she'll become a sanitation worker if she doesn't study, Diamond Tiara is told she'll get cancer if she doesn't stop being a bully, Sweetie Belle is told that Rarity will hang herself if the ruined stitch on her headdress isn't fixed, and Celestia is told she'll get extremely fat if she eats too much cake.

* In the ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' fanfic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7471458/1/The_First_Guardian The First Guardian]]'', the first chapter has a list of things Ichigo can't do (given to him by his Zanpakuto Spirit):

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* In ''WebVideo/AvatarTheAbridgedSeries'' episode 11, the leader of the Northern Water Tribe gives a feast of "seal testicles, penguin testicles, polar bear testicles, and gazpacho".
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' Kaiba: "You can take over my company, you can kidnap my little brother, you can even try to kill me but when you [[BleepDammit F*ck]] with Video Games, you've gone too far."

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* Invoked in ''Fanfic/LeftBeyond'' by the Foreman after activating the sonic weapon to delay the Apocalypse by a crucial few minutes: "Since we're doing show trials today: Jesus, King of Israel, You stand accused before humanity of gross genocide, perjury, property damage totaling in the trillions, and jaywalking with a farm animal when you crossed through earlier. You have the necessity to remain silent, but we're reading your lips. How do you plead?"

* In ''Fanfic/TheOfficialFanfictionUniversityOfMiddleEarth'': "Sauron was going to roast her for breakfast. He would make her grow long pointy nails. He would flunk her." (OK, the latter might be pretty bad for a fangirl, who'd have to leave Middle-Earth.)

* ''FanFic/AGrowingAffection'' has the Nine-Tails telling Naruto her favorite past-times are murder, NTR, and cheating at cards and dice.

* ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji'': When Shinji was about to fight [[EldritchAbomination Zeruel]], he had this to say: "Motherfucker, you've invaded my city, beaten the fuck out of two of three of the girls I cherish most in this world, and now you're making me play the Big Damn Hero with this last minute entrance. I ''hate'' playing the Big Damn Hero."

** [[AxCrazy Gadjo]] at one point lists all of his {{Berserk Button}}s: zombies, [[CainAndAbel his brother]], those who threaten [[TrademarkFavoriteFood pie]], and people who send him text messages.

* In ''Fanfic/{{Spellbound}}'', Marinette's mother scolds Adrien and Felix for sneaking out of their bathroom window to come and visit - not because they're defying their father, but because it's a long way down.

* In ''[[Fanfic/ThePiratesSoldier The Pirate's Soldier]]'', when [[Anime/TenchiMuyo Mihoshi]] arrives on Earth, she makes a list of the multiple charges the Galaxy Police has against Ryoko: piracy, robbery, fraud, smuggling, destruction of government property, defacement of cultural artifacts and icons, highjacking, theft of police and military property... and indecent exposure. [[Anime/MobileSuitGundamWing Heero]] and Ayeka take notice on the last one. Ryoko amusedly and shamelessly admits [[DistractedByTheSexy her body comes in handy to distract people.]]
* During [[GoodIsNotNice Peter Wisdom's]] tirade against [[DirtyCoward Fudge]] in ''Fanfic/ChildOfTheStorm,''he expresses a desire to see Fudge up on charges for "treason, criminal negligence, and being a [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] idiot."