The Streets

-Lyne is currently in his happy place right now, hands covering his ears as he hears gunfire in the distance-

You're in an operating room, people are not entering your personal bubble. Everything. Is. Silent.

-Dante smirks as the knight blitzes forward-

Oho! Now I'm feeling like a bullfighter....

-He breathes out, slides his foot back, and tucks his fist and upper body inward, his body gathering an intense amount of energy...-

-He eyes them as they rush towards him, sword raised, waiting for the exact, split second moment....-

-............NOW-

...Real.....IMPACT!

-He lets his fist fly toward her Midsection as the knight draws in for the killing stroke...!-

FOUNTAIN

-Doesn't even bother turning his head back- Going for a walk!

Speeding car

-Annoyed sigh- Wow, you are an annoying thief. Yo, V! Handle the guns for a sec!

-The criminals (in the car she's on top of) can see a strange black ooze crawl into the car from the windows and onto them at a lightning pace, snatching their guns away from them-

Edited by ChrissieMcNapkins on Dec 14th 2018 at 11:43:13 AM

A Streetchase Named Desire

Holy fuck!

I'm going to drown in molasses!

-There's two in the car she's on, Geoff and Gavin, both disarmed and Geoff at the steering wheel trying to shake her off-

-Behind them, Michael and Ryan are in pursuit, trying to line up shots-

"...?!"

KA-POW

Park

"Y-you can't just- turn your back on me like that! That's... rude!"

Street Fighter 3: Third Strike

-For a brief flash, not even a full second, Dante's form is different. Hideous. Demonic. Distorted. Time is still-

-And them......KA-P O W-

-SHIN-

-SHOR-

-YU-

-KEEEEEEEEN-

Edited by MacDuffy on Dec 14th 2018 at 8:58:13 AM

PARK

I wouldn't say rude. Now staring at people? Totally rude.

SPEED RACER

-With the weapons taken care for the moment, she punches out the backseat window and crawls into the car, almost immediately punching Gavin in the side of the head-

That one's for shootin' at me, you dick!

Car Chase

-Gavin is K.O'd, slumping forward-

-Michael gets on up to sit up on the open car window in the getaway car behind them, only for webs to gunk up his own gun-

What, fuck, NOOO!

-Something lands on the roof of the car above Mania-

Midnight Club 3: DUB Edition

-She's just about to knock out Geoff when the thunk on-top of the car stops her-

What the hell? V, did you do somethin'??

It was not us!

Car chase

-Poking down in view of the front windshield is a bright, white-eyed guy in a red mask-

Hey, you're my Uber, you missed me three blocks down.

Need for Speed

Wait, what???

FOCUS!

-She's intensely confused but tries to snap out of it as she clobbers Geoff right in the head too-

3D BALLZ

"—-GHK-"

Saber is... thrown straight into the air

... pause

they're not coming down

UHP there they are

SLAM

"..."

Park

"You..."

... indignant huff

"You know what, if you're gonna walk off so... so smugly..."

Street

"Is it? Are you certain?"

the CAR

-Geoff is Defeated, hitting the car horn-

Oh man, Ray I swear you better get here quick!

Whoa, hey, why're you guys beating each other u—

-He gets a good look at Mania-

-There's the sound of a helicopter-

Mean Streets

"I mean, I'd have to try and get it..."

He gestures up at the car.

"...down."

Venom grinned. "We can help get it down —"

"That — ! That won't be necessary."

DMC

-Dante waits for the armored fellow to come down, waving and blowing on his hand to put out the lingering flame on it-

....?

-He looks up, squinting and shielding his eyes from the sun-

-ohp here they come-

-SLAM-

-He walks over, and picks up his sword, resting it on his shoulder-

So...Got it all outta your system, yet? Or do you need me to sock you again....

PARK

-He gives a quick little spin around, finally looking at her again, that smug smile still on his face- Yeeaaaahhhhhhh?]]

-She stares back at Spidey for a second before she snaps out of it yet again...-

-....this time from a small slap to the face from a small ooze tendril-'

Uh, right, right! Hey! Make yourself useful and stop the other car!

Edited by ChrissieMcNapkins on Dec 14th 2018 at 12:41:15 PM

Uh— uh, right! Yeah just lemme—

-He runs up the windshield and leaps for the next car-

-But is blown off course by a cargo helicopter, flying in and hooking itself to the second car, taking off with Ryan and Michael underneath-

AHAHH YEAH EAT SHIT!

Park

"... I'll come with you!"

oh god she's by your side now

DMC

"..."

They slam a fist into the pavement, cracking it apart, before picking themselves up.

"Ow, ow-... Alright, not bad. You got my gears turning. I think I'll call this a draw."

hm!

Streets

"Actually, I think it'd be very helpful."

"But then i-it'll hit the ground and crash."

Venom shook its head, teeth bared. "Do not think us so obtuse, boy," it said as it grasped the wall, shifting forward as it climbed downward upon it, as if sticking to it.

Mad Moxxi's Underdome - Hell-burbia

-In the Underdome, an extravagantly-dressed woman stands atop a massive tower, set into the middle of one of the stadium's combat arenas-

-The arena itself is designed to resemble an abandoned town that's been ransacked by bandits and raiders, with destroyed buildings, wrecked cars and flaming barrels completing the decor-

"Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot, and more specifically, our Hell-burbia event! Based around urban combat, this is the perfect place to see bullets fly! I'm your hostess, Maaaaaaad Mooooooxxi! But of course, you knew that. And for your viewing pleasure, allow me to introduce our challenger!"

-Moxxi motions from atop her tower to a slowly-opening door in the arena wall-

PARK

...That's not what I was expecting. -aaaand there goes that smile-]]

ive run out of car things

A cargocopter??? What the shit, why do they need that for a shitty gold place?!

Quick! Before they get away!

-Mania crawls out of the car (after making sure it comes to a halt, like a good hero) and quickly shoots out a line of web, trying to get it hooked onto the car-

DMC

....Pfheh-!

-He chuckles, and shrugs-

Alright, then....a draw!

-He sheathes his sword onto his....-

-....Somewhere. On his back.-

So, gonna mosey on over to that fight club, next?

Streets

"-is just grinning, eerie and wide-"

DMC

"... Yeah, seems like they're announcing something big."

They look over to the tower, face...... completely obscured by the Demon Hell Helmet

Park

"I'll be your chaperone, your guide here!"

she says this with... a certain hint of smugness herself

as if even this doofus knows she's getting under his skin

the car ruse was a... DISTACTION

-Her webline hits the car, but so does the other guy's webline that he shoots up a moment afterward, the two ending up wrapping around each other-

Hey, whoa, watch it!

Edited by SR3NORMANDY on Dec 15th 2018 at 4:58:46 AM

UNDERDOME - Hell-Burbia

As the door opened, sensors whirred in reaction to the light, actuators clicked and whirred in systematic functional check, and a hand grasped the huge blade the challenger brought to this gun fight.

Servos ran their final checks and feet sprang to life, bringing a clunky, boxy robot, a man-sized automaton unlike any Pandora had ever seen, not Dahl, not Hyperion, not Torgue- certainly not, into the light.

A robot couldn't breath, but a subroutine quietly clicked off all other functions, preserving precious CPU space for the combat ahead as this new challenger stood before the crowd.