Dunsparce Cloud
Stormchaser
Ever: ...That was...really weird.
PEFE!Every: ...Yes. That is...true.
Ever: ...So now what?
PEFE!Every: I should be getting back to work.
Ever: Oh, uh—
Ever: ...Why don't I know any normal people?
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
like christ, but with more nails
Stormchaser
Channah: Gotcha. So... -deep breath- They - We - just travel around regions and stir shit up. Raid evil team bases, that kinda thing. Uh... Oh, J-Con went down a while ago. That's um, why we're here in Lumiose.
-she walks by a large common room and stops for a second, then goes past a series of doors-
Channah: Eh. Um. This is all people's private rooms, so yeah. Nothing to see here. -keeps going-
Aztec Camera: -eye spinning- <Impossible Geometry Detected.>
Channah: Yeah, it's way bigger on the inside for some reason.
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
They who say "heck"
Stormchaser, present
Kala: Huh... so I guess I wasn't taken too far from where I started, then. I am definitely in favor of stopping things like evil Teams, though, especially if they fail to give their Pokemon respect...
-He seems to have completely ignored the "bigger on the inside" part.-
Kael: <H-hold on, what? Impossible geometry? Oh, what have we gotten ourselves into...>
like christ, but with more nails
Stormchaser
Aztec Camera: -helpfully, to Kael- <You Have Gotten Yourself Into The Stormchaser Airship.>
Channah: -to Kael- Don't worry about it. -nods in response to Kala- And yeah. Raids are kinda neat to watch.
-she arrives at Ersatz Alliance-
Channah: This is a shop where you can buy clothes that'll turn you into a Pokemon at Reasonable Prices. Or so I'm told.
Edited by Metanoia on Jul 29th 2018 at 9:44:35 AM
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
They who say "heck"
Stormchaser, present
-Kala and Kael both speak at the same time, equally surprised.-
Kala: I'm sorry, what?
Kael: <I'm sorry, what?>
Kala: That sounds like something you're making up to mess with new people...
Kael: <Yes, I'm finding that very hard to believe as well.>
like christ, but with more nails
Stormchaser
Channah: -flatly- I don't "mess with new people". -motions at the store- There's like. Armbands and stuff that'll transform peoplemons, really.
Dolabella: -whining- <Which she won't buy for meeee. I wanna see what I look like as a human. I bet I'm hot.>
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Fwomph
Dunescape
-The existing mask slides down and around to the side as another couple of halves float in. The left is metal and dripping sand, an approximation of some old Ranger, the right crumpled paper and far too many deep-sea eyes-
Masque Chaos: Sorry to be the courier of misfortune neighbor, but
Masque Knowledge: Mister Rogers would be disappointed by you
Mask of Hypatians: Depression is a sorry state. You should get some sun on your back, talk to people, foment a revolution. In a pinch, fire and banter may suffice.
-Pent drops some paper out of one arm and with a little flourish lights it into a small pile of fire that just... Sits there providing warm light-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
They who say "heck"
Stormchaser, present
Kala: Well, alright... but that really does sound like something out of a fantasy novel.
Kael: <At some point, we'll probably have to take a look. If that's really the case, I'm curious to see what'd happen...>
like christ, but with more nails
Stormchaser
Dolabella: <Tell me about it...> -grooms himself and starts daydreaming, outlining fall fashion choices under his breath for his potential human form based on skin/hair color varieties-
Channah: -to Kala- Says the kid who appeared here out of thin air.
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
They who say "heck"
Stormchaser, present
Kala: Yeah, well, uh... ok, you got me there, but still, this is all new to me! It's also admittedly more interesting than whatever was going on in that city. I never did like huge cities...
Kael: <Hm...>
-Kael begins imagining what his human form'd look like, as well. He seems amused by these thoughts.-
like christ, but with more nails
Stormchaser
Channah: -nods- Cities do suck. Hm... You don't need to see the hangar or any of the boring mechanical stuff, I guess. -fingers the pendant on her necklace- Er. I don't think I got your name. -looks at the Braixen- That's Kael, I heard, but...
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
They who say "heck"
Stormchaser, present
Kala: My name is Kala.
Kael: <And, yes, my name is indeed Kael.>
Kala: Yeah, I never was good with anything mechanical, anyway...
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Stormchaser, Near Kala, Channah and Co.
There is an Ersatz Alliance door here! Somehow.
off the shits
like christ, but with more nails
Stormchaser
Channah: Well fuck. Gonna get those mixed up.
Dolabella: -inches casually toward the store until he gets close enough to slip inside discreetly-
Aztec Camera: -tracks him with her eye- <Dolabella Out Of Range.> -floats in alongside him-
Channah: ... -sighs and turns to Kala- Hang on. -goes inside-
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
They who say "heck"
Stormchaser, present
-Unfortunately, Kala is bad at following directions and follows them inside anyway.-
Kael: <Kala, no, she told you to stay here... actually, y'know what, forget it, let's see what happens.>
-Kael then follows him as well.-
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Ersatz Alliance
All parties end up inside what looks to be a clothing store. A Mawile wearing sunglasses is seated on top of checkout and perks up when he sees people entering.
Mawile: <Hello there!>
off the shits
like christ, but with more nails
Ersatz Alliance
Channah: -spares a brief glance at the Mawile, then looks around- Dolabella? Hey, c'mon...
-there's a rustling sound coming from a clothing rack, and then another, and then another...-
Aztec Camera: -gets disoriented from all the movement- <Cancelling Lock-On Targeting. Headache Incoming.>
Channah: Ugh. -glances at all the clothes and accessories- Nothing in my style. -gestures to Kala and Kael- Guess you could try on something
while we're here, if you want. Check that I'm not lying.
Edited by Metanoia on Jul 29th 2018 at 10:57:26 AM
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
pain peko
Stormchaser
-The noises have stopped.-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
They who say "heck"
Ersatz Alliance, present
-Kala understands that the Mawile tried to greet them.-
Kala: Hello.
Kael: <Greetings.>
-Kala then looks back at Channah.-
Kala: Well... if you say so.
-Kala takes one of the armbands, looking at it closely before putting it on... this results in an Espurr named Kala.-
Kala: <...Uhh...>
-Needless to say, he is very confused about this. Kael, meanwhile, is very amused about it.-
Kael: <...Ok, I wasn't expecting this to happen, but this is amazing already.>
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Ersatz Alliance
Mawile: <Oh, uh! I was told those are defective and I'm not supposed to let you buy them?? I think....>
The Mawile pulls a manual out of... somewhere... and flips through it.
Mawile: <.. Ok, it says I'm supposed to give you some kind of trial or something instead?>
off the shits
Just some guy
Past Lumiose
Goku <well the last Pokémon i fought in actually battle were quickly defeated,unfortunately I’ve started to expect this by now, let’s hope this fight will correct this.>
Lucas stands back as his Lucario uses bone rush on Kael trying to knock him down.
Lumiose present
Lucas is currently heading towards a hotel to work for some money, being a trainer isn't cheap, he mentally tells himself.
Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200
like christ, but with more nails
Stormchaser
Channah: Okay, now that's cute. -tiny smile- Nice.
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
They who say "heck"
Ersatz Alliance, present
-Kala looks at Channah, while Kael inquires further with the Mawile.-
Kael: <A trial? Defective?>
Kala: <Uh... t-thanks...>
Lumiose, past
-Kael dodges since he was expecting a quick first attack of some kind.-
Kael: <Hah, you'll find no such easy victory here!>
-Kael uses Fire Spin to begin conjuring a ring of flame to try and limit Goku's movement.-
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Ersatz Alliance
Mawile: <Yeah, defective! Normal clothing's not supposed to do that, silly~>
<Um, and you only need to do the trial if you want to leave with that thing. Obviously there's not need for it if you just wanna leave it here.>
off the shits
Stormchaser
emperor gives Ever a sad salute and walks away down the hall.
off the shits