ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Celadon

Pollen: <...>

-a ball bursts open-

Vee: <Oh-kay, time for someone more sociable to take over>

Pollen: <Wh- Hey!>

Megan: That's good! On another track, did you enjoy the party? ^_^

Pippy: -looks up- <We met so many J-Teamers there!>

Vee: <And apparently got harassed by some asshole in a parka. And then hung out with some eldritch gestalt-thing? Meh.>

edited 25th Dec '17 9:02:04 PM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.

Celadon

Jackie: Yeah, it was nice! Only the second J-Team party I've been to.

Rosetta: <Parka asshole you say?>

Castelia

Plague Doktor: -huffs- <WELL YOU CLEARLY CAN.>

Gabe: I just... Needed to get away from the rest of the team to think.

-to Alex- I do! Thanks for noticing!

Contact Me!

Mordred: "Wait glitch did what."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Phoenix: Well, you came to exactly the wrong place, Gabe. Thinking isn't really a Castelia thing. Here we go with the flow of things until we move away or die.

Alex: It's true. I'm getting an office job.

-Alex ponders.-

Alex: So, Abe, are you an elf? Is that why you're here on Christmas?

Celadon

Megan: -shivers- Yep. He came in and acted friendly-ish, and then he started talking about how he broke this team that was like the J-Team.

Pippy: <I was afraid he was going to attack...>

Vee: -menacingly- <I think I would've liked to have met that guy...>

Pollen: -surprisingly, also shivers-

Megan: Fortunately, this guy, Ever, came to our rescue. He's a Champion of my home region! He's really cool.

edited 25th Dec '17 9:17:12 PM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.

Celadon City

Kai: Oh, I know the place. It's where I got this dress, actually!

-She does a little twirl. The dress is longer in the back, so the end of it sorta flutters in the air.-

-There's also a few sparkles.-

Kai: I think there's definitely some stuff that you could try out. But, uh, avoid the enchanted section.

---

Skye: Uh, switched my default form.

Diane: She used to be a Skarmory who sometimes turned human, now she's a human who sometimes turns Skarmory!

Mordred: "Oh, huh."

Artoria: "... Alright then. So that is a thing that is possible."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Celadon City

... I did not hear about them selling enchanted stuff, that sounds concerning.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Celadon

Diane: Anything is possible when you're dealing with glitches!

Skye: Like, literally anything. Spout off whatever absurd idea comes to your head, chances are a glitch has done it.

---

Kai: I mean, it's owned by Mew. Mew, plural. Of course it's concerning.

Vali Hangar

Excited, Colt almost made a mad dash for the ship before calming himself.

"Okay, I have a feeling we're going to be up against, like, Ice-blight or something," he reasoned as he returned to Kass and Phaz.

"Kass, I assume you have something Steel-type to counter Ice-types. Phaz, what about your team?"

Castelia City

Someone might encounter a trainer in a gray jacket with on-ear headphones draped around his neck, carrying a Pyukumuku and showing her around town.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Oron City

>Ganon

This isn’t the game this isn’t the game this isn’t the game this isn’t the game this isn’t the game this isn’t-

“Uh, what my Rampardos compatriot said.”

Celadon Probably

“... Huh. Wasn’t expecting to get a gift today. Also who were those people?”

Rowan: <I don’t know. What’d you get?>

“Looks like it’s an egg. Huh, kinda looks like yours did but white.”

Rowan: <You remember what my egg looked like?>

“You were my first mon, it’s kind of hard to forget.”

edited 25th Dec '17 9:37:30 PM by Daydre

off the shits

Celadon City

Oh. Oh.

-On the one hand yeah Mews are bad news, on the other at least it's not mortals selling mystical objects-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Celadon

-Kai smiles-

Kai: Hey, don't stress too much about it! If we just head straight for the plain clothes and pick stuff out on our own, it shouldn't be a problem, right?

edited 25th Dec '17 9:38:05 PM by BittersweetNSour

Shaun: "That is fantastic."

-He pulls out a black choker with a red gemstone in the center.-

Shaun: "Jamie, come here."

Jamie: <Wait no->

-And there stands Foxboi Jamie, a choker around his neck and an unamused look on his face.-

Shaun: "Fantastic."

-Jamie's eyes narrow, and his ears flatten against his skull.-

-Shaun regards Silas with casual disinterest.-

Shaun: "Cool."

---

Shaun: "What Hyp said."

I swear to Arceus if he's the only male Pyroar...

---

Shaun: "What's this...oh, Wimpod."

-His glasses really come in handy.-

Jessica: "Ooh ooh! What's mine?"

Shaun: "What do you mean-"

-He blinks in suprise at the egg in Jessica's hands.-

Jessica: "My egg, silly! What kind is it?"

Shaun: "Uh, Heatmor. Why do you have one?"

Jessica: "Well I can't be a Pokèmon trainer without any Pokémon! That's just ridiculous!"

Shaun: "You...want to be a Trainer?"

-Jessica nods.-

Jessica: "Mmhmm! Like you, and Gogie!"

Shaun: "So, you still gonna travel with me?"

Jessica: "Of course! We'll just be, like, partners! In multiple ways!"

-Shaun grins.-

Shaun: "Well, so long as you don't burn anything down..."

Jessica: "I make no promises."

---

Lightning: <So, uh, how's it feel?>

-A male Raichu grins at her.-

Thunder the Raichu: <Great! Thanks for the Thunder Stone, sis.>

Lightning: <You're welcome. I thought you could make good use of it.>

Thunder: <Wait till everyone gets a load of me.>

Ruby: <I'm sure they'll think twice about fighting a four-foot tall muscular Raichu.>

If I wasn't gay...

-Thunder laughs.-

Thunder: <Just remember, if you hurt my little sis, I'd squish you like bug.>

Ruby: <And I would deserve that.>

Lightning: <H-hey! Wait a second! I'm older than you.>

Thunder: <Yeah, but I'm bigger!>

---

Jessica: "C'mon Shaun, let's go to the beach!"

Shaun: "Give me a second, I'm coming."

-Jessica stifles a giggle as Shaun walks up to her.-

Jessica: "You done coming now?"

Shaun: "Oh, for the love of Palkia..."

-She grabs his hand and leads him out the door, the Vulpix-girl's tails swishing happily.-

-Inside, Bryan, Lilac, and Marshall all watch them go.-

Bryan: "This feels a little odd to me."

Lilac: "What, the fact that our son is dating his Vulpix who's become human - or mostly human, anyway - through the use of magic jewelery?"

Bryan: "...yes."

-Marshall chuckles.-

Marshall: "Hey, you don't want him to end up as a middle-aged bachelor like me!"

Bryan: "Oh, that's just because you have no interest in relationships."

Marshall: "Guilty as charged."

Lilac: "I, for one, think this is an excellent thing. Remember what Shaun used to be like?"

Bryan: "Reclusive. His only friends were his team and us."

Marshall: "Mmm."

Lilac: "And now he has friends. For Dialga's sake, he's gone to two parties in the last two months. Volntarily. It was only a matter of time until he ended up with a girlfriend. And I don't care if they're human or not.'

Bryan: "Neither do I. Hell, if you weren't human, I'd still love you. Your personality's still there."

Lilac: "In that case, I have some news..."

Marshall: "I've always know you were Palkia Herself given human shape."

Bryan: "Very funny, guys."

Lilac: "I thought so."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Celadon City

Alright, okay! Yeah this should be totally fine. I trust your style advice. ^_^

-He provides a nice friendly shoulder pat-

Should... Should we get the amulet involved..?

edited 25th Dec '17 9:44:57 PM by Pentigan

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Artoria: "Sounds... unpleasant."

Mordred: "Very."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-Phoenix notices the jacketed figure.-

Phoenix: *shouting* Hey buddy! The city might not be the best place for your buddy to learn hand gestures!

Celadon

-Kai smiles-

Kai: That, my friend, is entirely up to you. It's your body, so your rules, yeah?

---

Skye: Usually, yes.

Diane: That's what happens when something invents its own science rules on a daily basis. Weird shit happens.

Celadon City

Hm... One moment. I do like the idea of more extensive makeover, just need to check something...

-Pent fishes in his bag for it. Guess the two are walking in the general direction of one of the store's many front-ends? After a bit he flicks open the menu-

Yeah the preset hasn't been updated in a while...

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Artoria: "Well. Fun".

Mordred: "Lovely."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Celadon

-Yeah probably safe to assume they're headed toward the store.-

Kai: Ahhh. What do you gotta do to reset that? It's been, like, a really long time.

---

Skye: Truly.

Diane: Oh my gosh we totally forgot to introduce ourselves. I'm Diane!

Skye: I'm Skye and also how the hell did I forget to introduce myself

edited 25th Dec '17 10:18:10 PM by BittersweetNSour

Celadon City

Yeah it's good to have like a restore point if I end up messing things up. But yeah the current one is when I did some experimenting a few months ago so it's a female preset...

-Pent shrugs and tries to work things to get the backup ready-

Oh that's something I'm undecided on for this makeover...

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Artoria: "... I don't know. Pleased to meet you though."

Mordred: "Whoops."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Celadon

Kai: Right... besides, I can only imagine going backward too much might cause problems health-wise.

-She peers over to see what Pent is "undecided" on-

---

Diane: Truly a mystery for the ages.

Skye: Certainly. Nice to meet you too, though.

edited 25th Dec '17 10:25:47 PM by BittersweetNSour

Celadon City

Oh yeah, temporal body regression sounds terrible. Wonder if I can set up a backup schedule...

-The undecided thing is that he's got the physical gender menu over to one side while he's working on the backups. There's a lot of sliders but that menu does seem to have some buttons for presets that presumably set the sliders automatically rather than manually. Interface usability was in fact some concern when this was designed? Pent idly notices that he's got a Kai looking over his shoulder-

Just some assorted things. We can handle it once we get there and see what clothing is on offer..?

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.