I will write haiku
And also explain this trope.
Obvious statement.
—Performansas
This is a haiku.
That person is a person.
You are not yet dead.
This is the first line.
This is now the second line.
This is the third line.
These characters will
Make you say "No shit, Sherlock!"
with each line they speak.
This is a haiku
About a guy who always
Says what's obvious
Five-syllable line
Then seven more syllables
That's how to do it.
Five syllables here
And now we have seven more
Five here; a haiku.
This starts a haiku
This continues the haiku
This ends the haiku.