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1[[WMG:Mariah Carey was behind everything.]]
2Mariah got sick of being upstaged by {{Music/Madonna}}, Music/BritneySpears, and Music/LadyGaga and decided to top all of them by becoming the first person in the music industry to have a superhero for a hairdresser. Throughout the entire movie [[TheChessmaster she]] was playing GambitRoulette behind the scenes; everything that happened was to further her goals. First she bribed the Israelis to let Phantom go, giving Zohan an opportunity to fake his death. Once Zohan was in the USA, Mariah realized that he would need a place to stay but didn't want him to know she'd been manipulating him, so she caused the accident that resulted in Zohan meeting Michael. Later on, she discovered that Phantom knew Zohan was alive and decided to take advantage of the situation to get rid of [[BigBad Walbridge]], who was starting to get on her nerves for various reasons. She infiltrated Walbridge's company [[SweetPollyOliver in disguise]] and influenced him to make the decisions that lead to his downfall. She even recommended that he hire the redneck terrorists because she knew that Zohan and Phantom would team up to defeat them. She agreed to perform at the hackysack game so she could make absolutely certain that everything was going according to plan. In case you're wondering how she could have the knowledge that would be needed to pull off all of this, she's a JustForFun/TimeLord.
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4[[WMG: Zohan Is a direct descendant of The Assassins.]]
5Given his heritage, it's logical to assume that he is from a line of descendants of the [[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedI Legendary Assassin]] "Altair"[[labelnote:translation:]]"Do not shine"[[/labelnote]], most likely a direct descendant of one of his offspring who stayed in the Middle-East : the Assassin "Altaiz" [[labelnote:translation:]]"Dont you Dare"[[/labelnote]]
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7[[WMG: Even though Zohan becomes a hair stylist at the end of the movie, he will still also fight against domestic terrorists occassionally.]]
8....as an officer of the NYPD Auxiliary police.
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10[[WMG: Even though The Phantom becomes a shoe salesman in the end, he will start selling guns as well.]]
11And he'll sell guns to law enforcement, federal agents, soldiers, and vigilantes.
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13[[WMG: Zohan's father had a similar sex life to Zohan.]]
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15[[WMG: If a sequel is ever made, the main villains will be a cabal of people interested in Zohan's powers.]]
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