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1[[WMG: Christian/Fluffy/Blade/whoever is a pawn in SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS's attempt to destroy the world]]
2Think about it: How many times is a major event caused by "a portal opening" for no reason? I say [=GLaDOS=] was trying to destroy the world by creating a power-crazed, completely amoral freak of nature. And by the end, [[OhCrap it succeeds]].
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4"Christian Humber Reloaded: Now You're Thinking With Portals."
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6[[WMG: The experiments on Vashblade were part of a secret government MarySue-producing project.]]
7One day, George Bush read a fanfic, which got him thinking: wouldn't it be nice to have a MarySue fighting for him? So he started up a secret project dedicated to making Mary Sues, which resulted in Vashblade Dragonfang, Chridon and presumably others who didn't quite make the cut. Of course, they quickly got out of control... or did they?
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9[[WMG: In accordance with the above, George Bush had a hand in every major event in the story.]]
10Simply put, the random portals to other worlds, various AssPull powers out of nowhere, the resurrections of various enemy forces and other such events were part of a complicated plan by George Bush to create a GodModeSue. Bush even directly states that he summoned Chaos near the end to 'continue research on Vashblade's abilities', so at the very least it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume that Bush was keeping tabs on Vashblade's development, and from there it's not much of a stretch to assume that Bush at least had a hand guiding part of Vashblade's life.

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