Line #58 SkewedPriorities/VideoGames


1	* Your rival Lizard Tail in ''VideoGame/EighteenWheelerAmericanProTrucker'' is obsessed with getting to the finish line before you, to the point that he starts out one delivery getting pulled over for speeding, only to spot you driving ahead of him and ''smash right through a gas station'' to pull ahead of you. Keep in mind that this is a game about ''delivering cargo'', and any racing is purely incidental.
2	* ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity'': During the climax, when Talia is taken hostage by the Joker, Batman is fully prepared to drop everything to go after them, despite the fact that Strange's Protocol 10 is underway and his mooks are [[FinalSolution firebombing Arkham City]] even as he states his intentions. Oracle and Alfred have to ''cut off his access to the satellites he's using to track Talia's signal'' to get him back on track.
3	* In ''[[VideoGame/GamesOfTheKiller Blood of the Killer]]'', BB is confronted by the murderous nurses, Mandy and Handy, and they admit to reading her zine. Even though she's aware that the nurses want to kill her, BB sheepishly asks them their opinion of her zine. They answer honestly before proceeding to chase after her.
4	* At one point in ''VideoGame/BoxxyQuestTheGatheringStorm'', the party is playing a game of ''TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}}'' when they’re suddenly ambushed by a gigantic monster. While everyone else starts running for their lives, [[GenkiGirl Tyalie]]’s first instinct is to run back and save her pile of ''Monopoly'' bucks.
5	* In ''VideoGame/CampSunshine'', a survival horror video game, a mass murderer dressed as the camp mascot has killed almost everyone in the camp. Yet there's one NPC, a spoiled girl in a luxury cabin, who is far more concerned about whether or not the player character can fix her heating.
6	* In ''[[VideoGame/TheClassroomTrilogy The Classroom 1]]'', a student kills himself by jumping out a window. Everyone continues working and the teacher is still making sure that no one is cheating. This also apply to the protagonist who is still focused on cheating on a geek despite what happened. Something similar happens again several levels later when someone ''throws a grenade in the classroom and kills half of the students''. The teacher ''still'' makes sure that no one is cheating on the exams.
7	* In the UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis version of ''TabletopGame/{{Clue}}'', if the player playing Mr. Green outs himself as the murderer.
8	-->'''Mr. Green:''' I won, I won. I might be going to jail, but I won.
9	* The denizens of ''VideoGame/CookieClicker'' are more than a little obsessed with getting their cookies, never mind the [[CrapsackWorld world-wrecking catastrophes]] that their production causes.
10	-->''"Unravelling the fabric of reality just makes these cookies so much tastier," claims scientist.''
11	* In ''VisualNovel/Danganronpa2GoodbyeDespair'', during the investigation of the first murder, Gundham is far more concerned with trying to retrieve his lost earring which fell under the floorboards than he is with actually investigating the murder. Keep in mind that if the students vote for the wrong person as the culprit, then everyone except the culprit will be killed, so it's very much in his best interest to be more focused on investigating. Interestingly enough, Gundham's losing and retrieving his earring proves to be completely vital in figuring out how the murder occurred.[[spoiler: The killer hid under the floor and stabbed the victim through a gap in the floorboards.]]
12	* ''VisualNovel/DaughterForDessert'':
13	** Conversed between the protagonist and Amanda when they disagree about the direction in which to take the diner, and about what the protagonist's role should be in the foreseeable future. The protagonist doesn’t think any specialization is necessary and wants to retain an active role on the ground, while Amanda wants the diner to specialize more and hire more employees to whom the protagonist can delegate the day-to-day operations, leaving him free to look at the big picture.
14	** [[spoiler:Invoked by Lily’s father in the “good” Lily epilogue. When Lily’s parents are vetting the protagonist for his suitability as a husband for their daughter, he mentions that he used to own a diner. Lily’s father seizes on the “used to” part, asking how he intends to support Lily once his money runs out, since he has no more income. In the end, though, Lily’s parents bless their relationship, saying that they only want their daughter to be happy.]]
15	* Good lord, ''VideoGame/DeadRising2'':
16	** Your biggest goal in this game is to provide Katie with Zombrex, a drug that can [[PhlebotinumDependence prevent the infection inside her from turning her into a zombie for 24 hours.]] This drug isn't easy to find, isn't easy to make, and the cost to buy it is astronomical. One would think getting it would be Chuck's top priority. (And it ''is''.) Unfortunately, [[GameplayAndStorySegregation it's actually rather easy to be distracted and sidetracked in this game while doing it]], not just by fighting zombies, but everything else that Chuck does to get it (and he'll do anything) so it's easy to lose track of time. The game does give you a warning alarm one hour before it's too late, but by then it may just ''be'' too late.
17	** Most [=NPCs=] (roughly two thirds) don't even seem to realize they're in danger from the ZombieApocalypse. Europa's much more concerned with being outside underdressed than the more obvious danger, and is most likely only using that as an excuse to see Chuck shirtless, three poker players are more interested in finishing their high-stakes tournament than getting to safety, three tough-looking bodyguards dressed like call girls won't go with you unless they get paid for extra time, Stuart is risking both his and his girlfriend's lives in order to loot the casino he works at (and have to hit him over the head with something to get him to listen - and he later tries to start a mutiny, requiring you to call him out on his stupidity), two "kings of comedy" won't leave the store they're in until Chuck gives one of them the comedy trophy of the competition they were supposed to be in (and depending on which one of them you pick, the other might be enough of a SoreLoser to demand five thousand dollars to follow you), and Bill refuses to leave the casino you find him in until you reimburse him for all the money he gambled away. The further you get into the game, the dumber these guys get.
18	* ''VideoGame/DemonHunterTheReturnOfTheWings'': When Hotsan catches up with the plot about the world getting destroyed soon, the first thing in his mind is the payment he'd receive for saving it.
19	* ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry5'': In the final three missions of the game, [[spoiler:with Urizen defeated, Dante and Vergil decide to just go right back to their CainAndAbel relationship and try killing each other instead of working to fix the problems around the city. There is absolutely no reason to do so and nothing to gain, with Vergil in particular rather keen about finishing things one way or another]]. The ridiculousness of the situation is given a LampshadeHanging, as [[spoiler:Nero decides that rather than allow his family to fall apart again, he is going to stop their lethal rivalry for good, prompting the FinalBoss fight]].
20	* ''[[VideoGame/DotsHome Dot's Home]]'': Carlos is more upset about failing to save his game than the dusty basement giving him asthma attacks [[spoiler:or that it's flooded by the leak from a broken pipe.]]
21	* ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'': Loghain is hyper-focused on keeping Ferelden independent of Orlais. While it's not ''completely'' unfounded as Orlais is very imperialistic and has made such plots before, he prioritizes Orlais over a ''Blight'' (zombie apocalypse on steroids and possibly several other drugs) of all things, much to the disbelief of pretty much every other major figure in the country, who know that Blights are very much 'drop-everything-else' level threats.
22	* ''VideoGame/DragonWars'': The sorcerer Lanac'toor was one of the many causalities of Namtar [[BanOnMagic banning magic]], as he was [[TakenForGranite turned to stone]] [[LiterallyShatteredLives and shattered]], his pieces scattered across the realm. When you find his journal, one passage in it notes how much harder things have gotten as the persecution began, and that he really ''should'' add to his city's defenses... but on the other hand, "I haven't done my laundry in weeks, and it's beginning to smell."
23	* It's common ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'' wisdom that, when given their own choice, [[ArtificialStupidity a dwarf]] will ''always'' pick the exact worst option at the moment. [[IfYouDieICallYourStuff Looting corpses]] is often more important than running away from whatever killed those guys in the first place. Dwarven cooks will grab all your seeds as ingredients, no matter how much that leaves to actually ''plant''. Dwarves with important time-critical jobs (like the fort [[TheAlcoholic brewer]]) will go on break whenever you most need them and will refuse to work during that time for anything. Fishing is given more priority than fish cleaning, resulting in your fortress drowning in rotten fish. The dwarf with the highest social skills will be elected mayor, even if they're a known vampire. Nobles punish dwarves for not meeting mandates, no matter how impossible it was to actually fulfil. No matter how easily accessible you make your food stockpiles full of masterwork roasts and alcohol, dwarves will instead pick up the raw plump helmets and then complain about the food. And so on, until you've got a tantrum spiral because some dwarf lost a sock and couldn't be bothered to fetch another.
24	* ''Franchise/TheElderScrolls'':
25	** Played with in ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsArena Arena]]'': The CityGuards don't show up to deal with the dangerous monsters that roam the streets at night. But they ''do'' show up to kill the player character if they try breaking into people's houses, killing pedestrians, robbing stores, or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking sneaking into tavern bedrooms without paying]]. [[JustifiedTrope Justified somewhat]]: it's pretty much outright stated in the introduction sequence of the game that Jagar Tharn had no qualms with turning some of his most vile of monstrous servants into twisted counterparts of the ''actual'' guardsmen.
26	** Also true for ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIIIMorrowind Morrowind]]'', but includes [=NPCs=] as well as CityGuards. You can be attacked in your sleep by an Ash Zombie or [[MurderInc Dark Brotherhood]] assassin with a fellow faction member or even QuestGiver not two feet away, yet they won't lift a finger to help you in the fight. Accidentally pick up an "owned" item (thus counting as theft) or attempt to ''sleep in an owned bed'', however, and everyone else inside the building will attack you.
27	** ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion Oblivion]]'':
28	*** The blacksmith in the "Ghosts of Vitharn" quest who is so obsessed with the quality of the weapons he makes that he refuses to let the keep's defenders wield them during a siege, in case they get damaged or broken. Justified, since the quest takes place in the realm of the God of Madness, and nearly all the inhabitants are insane in one way or another.
29	*** Speaking of the DLC, should you decide to deal with Sheogorath's Daedric quest in the main game during the later half of the DLC, either Sheogorath or his chamberlain Haskill will {{lampshade\|Hanging}} that you deal with Shenanigans in such a grave situation... [[HypocriticalHumor and then proceed to give you the quest anyway.]]
30	** ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]]'':
31	*** Say you're a bandit, camped out in an abandoned tower in the middle of the forest. [[PlayerCharacter Some guy/girl]] walks up and you decide to rob him. Suddenly, a dragon flies by overhead and starts attacking! What do you do? Why, continue trying to rob the mysterious stranger, of course!
32	*** For whatever reason, enemy [=NPCs=] are absolutely fixated on your horse, and will target it instead of you or anything else. Dragons especially have a habit of going after things other than the Dragonborn, with their horse taking top priority. This sometimes results in you entering into a pitched battle with a dragon, only for it to decide to go fly off and fight some bears or mudcrabs hundreds of yards away.
33	* ''VideoGame/FairyFencerF'':
34	** Zenke captures Tiara, thinking that she's "lovers" with Fang and says that if Fang loses against his minions, then he'll have to kill Tiara as punishment. Tiara seems most concerned about the fact that Zenke thinks they're lovers.
35	** If you manage to pull out all the Goddess's swords, then Fang shouts "Goddess! Awaken! The time for your revival is...now!", [[spoiler:but nothing happens. He asks Eryn what he's supposed to do, if there's some sort of magic spell he needs to cast or something, but Eryn admits she has no idea.]]
36	--->'''Fang''': [[spoiler:Then what do I do!? That was a really cool line I just shouted, and it was all for nothing!]]\
37	'''Eryn''': Is that what you're worried about!?
38	* ''Franchise/FateSeries'':
39	** In ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight'' the protagonist Shirou is forced to an uneasy alliance with BloodKnight Lancer, an enemy Servant, during the Unlimited Blade Works route. He says he'll agree on one condition. Is it that Lancer reveal the identity and goals of his clandestine Master(who, as it turns out [[spoiler:is major antagonist Kire Kotomine, who usurped control of Lancer from his actual Master]])? No, it's that Lancer [[spoiler: not try to hit on Shirou's girlfriend Tohsaka]]. What makes the example unusual is that Lancer finds this (and Tohsaka's [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend spluttering response]]) [[TheGadfly hilarious and emphatically agrees it is a more important concern]].
40	** During ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder'''s crossover event with ''Literature/TheGardenOfSinners'', Shiki is more concerned that a ''horse'' got into the apartment building than she is that the horse is a) [[HellishHorse visibly undead]], and b) ridden by an evil [[GenderFlip female]] version of King Arthur. She's also completely unfazed when Oda Nobunaga resurrects after a boss battle, more interested in whether Okita Souji brought her any [[TrademarkFavoriteFood strawberry ice cream]].
41	* In ''VideoGame/FireEmblemTheSacredStones'', [[WarriorPoet Forde]] likes to paint ''in the middle of battle''. What really makes it excessive, though, is the fact that when Ephraim catches him doing it, he mainly praises Forde for his painting skills.
42	* ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys'' is rife with Skewed Priorities. On the one hand, we have the management at [[SuckECheeses Freddy Fazbear's]], who seem to think that it's a better, more cost-effective idea to hire a security guard to keep watch over the [[KillerRobot deadly, possibly haunted animatronics]] than to get the damn things repaired [[spoiler:and will fire you if you modify the animatronics in any way, even if it's to make them less dangerous]]. On the other hand, we have the PlayerCharacter: what, on God's green earth, would possess someone to keep coming back to Freddy Fazbear's after surviving the first night of fending off murderous machines? [[MoneyDearBoy Are they that strapped for cash]], [[TooDumbToLive or do they just have a death wish?]] And, isn't a security guard's job to watch over a facility for anyone trying to break in, rather than to protect themself against wandering killer animatronics?
43	* In the first ''VideoGame/GalaxyAngel'' installment, there's an EscortMission in Chapter 4 where the Elsior's crew has to rescue some trade ships from the enemy fleet. In the prelude to said mission, Milfeulle, Ranpha and Forte are clearly more concerned about saving the cargo they're expecting (ingredients for Milfeulle, clothes and shampoo for Ranpha, and ammo for Forte's guns). Tact of all people has to play OnlySaneMan and remind them they're supposed to rescue ''the people'' onboard those ships.
44	* ''VideoGame/GenshinImpact'': Mona ought to be making enough money to live decently, but she constantly prioritizes the latest astrology equipment over rent or food, so she's perpetually poor and hungry.
45	* From the comedy video game, ''VideoGame/HazelnutHex''; the moment you defeat the WickedWitch Lamona, she then turns into a ghost... and realize she can sell her cereal now that she's a ghost mascot.
46	* ''VideoGame/HorizonZeroDawn'': Main character Aloy at one point comes across a piece of information that defines the entire game, namely [[spoiler: the true nature of Zero Dawn.]] This is information that could topple religions, destroy civilization and up-end the world as it is known, but Aloy considers it worthless because it [[ItsAllAboutMe doesn't contain the clues to her mother's identity she was looking for.]]
47	* ''VideoGame/HydroThunder'': The SecretLevel New York Disaster takes place after an unspecified catastrophe has flooded the city and caused a volcanic crater to appear within the metropolis. And you ''race in it''. While the Coast Guard are conducting a rescue operation to save survivors. Understandably, a member of the Coast Guard passes by in their own boat to condemn all the racers (and, by extension, the Hydro Thunder Racing Association) for trying to race in a disaster zone.
48	* ''VideoGame/ImmortalsOfAveum'': Kirkan warns that if Sandrakk gets control of the last ley line tower, he'll simply "convince our rivers that they don't exist," and the country will starve without fish to eat. Their people take their fish very seriously. Jak dryly notes that they take fish so seriously that she seems to have completely forgotten that the ''lack of drinkable water'' will do them in first.
49	* ''VideoGame/InThe1stDegree'': James Tobin admits to shooting his business partner Zachary Barnes. He also admits to shooting himself in the leg to convince people that it was self-defense. If you make the right moves in the game, you will get to see the prosecutor Sterling Granger beautifully call out Tobin on this, pointing out that "As your partner lay bleeding to death at your feet, your first thought was to protect yourself?"
50	* ''VideoGame/JonathanKaneTheProtector'' have Jonathan and Jennifer fleeing into a subway to escape from terrorists, after a massive shootout... and Jennifer somehow stops to buy train tickets. Jonathan calls her out with a "''You kidding me?'' Come on!"
51	* ''VideoGame/KanColle''. Your aircraft carriers and battleships are far more likely to spend their shots blowing away weak destroyers or defenceless transport ships rather than the far more dangerous enemy carriers and battleships or, God forbid, bosses. And given the choice between a target with full health and one that's heavily-damaged - this is a game where CriticalExistenceFailure is NOT in effect, and heavily-damaged foes are thus less of a threat - they tend to prioritise finishing off the weakened one over the one that's more of a threat.
52	* In ''VideoGame/LEGOJurassicWorld'', after fighting off the ''Pteranodons'' in the main square, Zara goes and gets a cup of coffee. One of the ''Pteranodons'' spots this and swoops in to steal the coffee, Zara stubbornly refusing to let it go before she is dropped into the ''Mosasaurus'' tank. She floats around for a bit before the coffee pops up, which she happily returns to enjoying before the ''Mosasaurus'' swims up and eats her.
53	* In ''VideoGame/TheLEGOMovieVideogame'', when the heroes build a submarine to escape from Bad Cop, Vitruvius asks for more bricks when he runs out to build walk-in closets.
54	* ''VisualNovel/MarcoAndTheGalaxyDragon'':
55	** The Mayor of Gold Cord wants to stop the evil GalacticConqueror Astaroth because doing so would give her approval ratings a massive boost. Then there’s her (initial) reaction to getting snatched up by a ManEatingPlant:
56	--->'''Mayor:''' Stooooop!!! I can’t concentrate on my manifestoooooo!!!
57	** Rakka Isezaki won’t let anyone fire the giant, anti-orbital cannons that her company built specifically to repel alien invaders, despite the fact that there’s an alien invasion going on. She’s concerned that actually using the damn things will negatively impact her company’s stock, you see.
58	* Halfway through ''VideoGame/TheMark'', the villains decide to retaliate against the heroes' attempts to thwart his plans by launching one of the two nukes he had at his disposal. Prompting Austin, the British playable character to remark that "London will soon be destroyed, including his new townhouse with his ''new furniture''!" His American partner Steve responds with a rather appropriate "[[BigWhat What!]]"
59	* Norimoro, the JokeCharacter from the Japanese version of ''VideoGame/MarvelSuperHeroesVsStreetFighter'' is little more than a skinny, nervous high school student who can't fight worth beans (he's supposed to be a [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed caricature of]] Japanese comedian Noritake Kinashi). So why is he fighting the likes of M. Bison, Wolverine, and the Incredible Hulk? Seems he's a LoonyFan of both factions FromBeyondTheFourthWall trying to get pictures and autographs, if his quotes are anything to go by. One has to wonder if some of the good guys the game aren't simply just being nice and holding back to keep from killing him, although why the villains would do so only raises more questions about skewed priorities.
60	* ''Franchise/MassEffect'' series:
61	** ''VideoGame/MassEffect1'': On Ilos, Liara wants to stay and talk with Vigil, even though [[spoiler:Saren is five minutes away from summoning the Reapers to kill everyone everywhere. The other squadmate will even call her on it.]]
62	** ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'': One example that's definitely not {{Played for Laughs}} is the Virmire Survivor's fixation on Cerberus when you meet them on Horizon. They remain absurdly one-track minded during the conversation, always coming back to Cerberus no matter what else Shepard brings up, and even suggests they might be the ones working with the Collectors i.e. [[InsaneTrollLogic a pro-human splinter group is working with aliens to capture human colonists]]. Regardless of the dialogue chosen or who you have with you at the time, both Shepard and one of their squadmates calls them out for this:
63	--->'''Garrus:''' [[WhatTheHellHero Damn it, Williams/Kaidan!]] You're so focused on Cerberus that you're ignoring the real threat!
64	--->'''Miranda:''' Typical Alliance attitude. You're so focused on Cerberus that you're blind to the real threat.
65	--->'''Jack:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards I'm no fan of these guys either, but they're not the big problem here.]]
66	** ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'':
67	*** Shepard has [[spoiler:led an Alliance assault on Cerberus's long-hidden headquarters, dealing heavy damage to the station, killing scores of Cerberus troops, and infiltrating The Illusive Man's office]]. So when TIM shows up via hologram [[spoiler:in the office]], what does he consider most heinous?
68	--->'''The Illusive Man''': Shepard... [[ThisIsMyChair You're in my chair]].
69	*** The Citadel DLC has at least two of these. When Shepard and friends are locked in an impenetrable vault, Shepard is more concerned with what [[DoIReallySoundLikeThat they sound like when saying]] [[CatchPhrase "I should go"]]. The second is when the Normandy is taken over, one of the things that happens is that Space Hamster is placed in a disposal bin. Normandy's about to get stolen, and this is what Shepard is raging over. If you don't ''have'' a hamster, Shepard will instead get pissed off on the grounds that the villain ''has gone after their quarters''.
70	*** James Vega also has one in the elevator on the way to the shuttle bay during the same crisis.
71	--->'''James:''' Those assholes are in the shuttle bay. ''My'' shuttle bay.\
72	'''Javik:''' Good. Use your anger.\
73	'''James:''' I just know somebody messed around with my weights! I finally had 'em set up right!\
74	'''Javik:''' On second thought, do not use your anger.\
75	'''Kaidan:''' Priorities, Vega.\
76	'''Wrex:''' [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Damn right! No one touches your stuff.]]\
77	'''Garrus:''' See, normally you wouldn't get to [[DisproportionateRetribution shoot someone who messed with your weights]]. This is actually better.\
78	'''EDI:''' I believe my sense of proprietary outrage trumps yours.
79	** ''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda:'' During Cora's LoyaltyMission, she gets upset at Ryder scolding the asari Pathfinder for her actions being the reason everything's gone FUBAR on the asari ark. The other squadmate may point out that as an experienced asari commando, Sarissa has ''probably'' experienced worse than a human snarking at her before.
80	* Bethany from ''VisualNovel/{{Melody}}'' all but ''abandons her job for weeks'' while trying to strong-arm the protagonist into coming back to her.
81	* Rose (who is Raiden's girlfriend and plays the role of communications/saving your game) in ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty'' will, usually at the most inopportune times, keep asking Raiden if he "remembers what today is". Raiden, who is trying to focus on neutralizing a group of terrorists and save the U.S. President, doesn't remember until the end of the game where he realizes it's the day that he met Rose.
82	* Johnny Cage's goal in the original ''VideoGame/MortalKombat1992'', according to his bio, is to prove he doesn't use stuntmen or special effects in his movies. Seems he thinks a film documentary isn't as convincing as a brutal and bloody battle to the death in his opinion. Exactly how much he knew about the rules - or rather, the lack of them - of the tournament is debatable. The story in the comic shows that his agent warns him that the tournament isn't approved by any legit martial arts organization, while the retcon suggests he's ''completely'' clueless.
83	* In ''VideoGame/NetHack'', the Minetown guards will attack you if you kick a tree or play a bugle, but turn a blind eye to slaughtering all the resident gnomes and dwarves.
84	* The Nonary Game in ''VisualNovel/NineHoursNinePersonsNineDoors'' is a tense, 9-hour-long DeadlyGame that the participants must win if they want to survive. So repeatedly examining completely inconsequential objects when time is supposed to be of the essence can sometimes invoke this trope. The best examples are Junpei repeatedly looking at a specific ladder in the first room over and over until he launches into a HurricaneOfPuns about ladders (keep in mind, this is while the room is slowly flooding and he's minutes away from drowning), and repeatedly looking at a pipe in the final room (when the group has less than an hour to complete the game) until everyone breaks out into spelling "Pipe" in a cheerleading fashion, before Junpei suddenly goes "What the hell are we doing?"
85	* Ochette from ''VideoGame/OctopathTravelerII'' tends to hyper-focus on [[BigEater eating]] to the point that she gets briefly distracted from other things. For example, in her first chapter, she's about to run off and save a girl from a place she's been explicitly told is very dangerous. Ochette pauses and says the meat offering the human villagers gave to Master Juvah better still be there when she gets back. Juvah comments on how Ochette cares more about meat than her own life.
86	* ''VideoGame/Persona5'': When your team is faced with cyberterrorists threatening them to reveal their identities as AntiHero criminals, BookDumb party member Ryuji starts imagining how girls are going to fall over themselves for him once they realize he's a PhantomThief.
87	* The tie-in video game for ''VideoGame/ThePhantomMenace'' have a stage where you navigate a ContainerMaze inside a shallow depot for Padme and form a bridge for her to cross, because she's unwilling to jump down a shallow (barely 10 meters in depth) pit after you. Despite having hordes and hordes of Trade Federation mercenaries after her life!
88	* ''VideoGame/Pikmin3'': [[spoiler: Olimar and Louie return back to the Pikmin planet because Olimar hopes to get enough funds to buy back his ship, the S.S. Dolphin, which was sold in the second game. After their ship gets destroyed by one of the game's bosses and leaves them stranded on the planet, it's ''still'' the only thing Olimar can think about. It gets to the point Olimar starts to neglect Louie until Louie finally snaps and can only think about his base survival instincts, leaving Olimar in the process. Despite this, Olimar is ''still'' hell-bent on getting his ship back, and eventually gets captured by the game's final boss as a result.]]
89	* ''[[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Pokémon Red, Blue and Yellow]]'': The Saffron city watch will bar [[PlayerCharacter Red]] from entering Saffron City unless he gives them a drink. If guards on duty caring more about needing a drink than keeping the crime-rate of an entire city low doesn't sound skewed enough, [[FromBadToWorse it gets worse]] when Red actually enters the city and finds out that the regional ''Pokémon'' tech manufacturing company has been ''taken over by a criminal organization'' and that the owner of said company has been ''taken as a hostage''; and these guards still thought them feeling thirsty was more important?
90	* Near the climax of ''VideoGame/PokemonLegendsArceus'', the region is threatened by a looming catastrophe, so one of your allies visits the town... [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} to go shopping]]. When other characters understandably questions the motive, said ally retorts that there'll be no more time to go shopping ''after'' the world ends.
91	* Near the start of ''VideoGame/PokemonScarletAndViolet'', some Team Star grunts pick a fight with the player character in an attempt to pressure them into joining the group. Nemona walks up after you've finished the first fight, and proceeds to scold you for "picking fights with randos" because ''she'' can give you all the fights you'll ever need! It's not until your character points out that ''they're'' the one who got attacked that she correctly assesses the situation.
92	* ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'': When Raz realizes [[spoiler:Coach Oleander]] is planning to steal all the campers' brains and place them in psychic death tanks, he discusses the situation with [[{{Tsundere}} Lili]], whom he had been previously investigating the situation with. Her reaction?
93	-->'''Lili''': Oh my God! ''Let's make out!''
94	** Hilariously enough, the trope goes both ways as Raz actually starts considering the idea of making out... While she's [[DamselInDistress strapped to a chair]] next to their mentors' [[BrainTheft brainless bodies]], ''moments'' away from getting her own brain ripped out. She immediately calls him out on this and says he had the perfect chance before.
95	* Subverted in ''VideoGame/PuyoPuyoChronicle''. When [[FriendToBugs Sig]] complains about [[spoiler:Rafisol not only absorbing all the magic in the world surrounding the Color Tower, but destroying everything in existence]], he first mentions that it would make all the bugs disappear before mentioning it would affect everyone else as well.
96	* In ''VideoGame/QuestForGloryIV'', the Paladin refuses to break open a cabinet with a couple of healing potions in it even though the cabinet is located in a temple dedicated to evil and the Paladin would burn it down in a second once he's convinced he has no more use for it. The narrator does a LampshadeHanging of this.
97	* ''[[VideoGame/RatchetAndClank2002 Ratchet & Clank]]'': Ratchet has these throughout the entire second act, being far more focused on [[spoiler: getting revenge on Captain Qwark for tricking him]] than he is about stopping Drek from destroying planets. Clank, naturally, [[WhattheHellHero calls him out on this repeatedly]]:
98	--> '''Ratchet''': [[{{Hypocrite}} Is that all you can think about, Drek this, Drek that]]?! I have my own problems!
99	-->'''Clank''': If you cannot see the importance of this situation, you ''do'' have problems.
100	* Inverted in ''VideoGame/SenranKagura: Estival Versus''. Homura and her teammates are mocked [[RunningGag several times]] for worrying about keeping their mundane jobs instead of devoting every second they have to training. However, the Crimson Squad is technically in exile, meaning no school to back them, and none of them have families or an inheritance. It's repeatedly shown they're barely making rent and often go hungry, and the people mocking them usually know this. So while their priorities are skewed from the view of their InUniverse peers, to the player, their behavior is completely justified.
101	** Played around with Shiki, how many shinobi have you seen chatting on a cellphone '''''during a battle?''''' Her excuse is that [[ExcuseMeWhileIMultitask she's doing it deliberately.]] Shinobi are trained to uphold traditionalism and honor, and her not giving her opponent her full attention is an insult, and getting angry makes her opponents sloppy. It's remarkable how many otherwise level-headed characters fall for this trick hook, line and sinker.
102	* In a rare funny moment in ''VideoGame/SilentHill2'', James yells at Eddie for sitting around calmly eating pizza while they're in a town overrun by monsters. [[spoiler: However, given what Silent Hill is like, it's very possible it's not full of monsters for Eddie.]]
103	* ''VideoGame/SonicForces'': The ''Episode Shadow'' prequel DLC reveals that the entire reason why [[TheDragon Infinite]] willingly let [[BigBad Dr. Eggman]] perform experiments on him with the [[ArtifactOfDoom Phantom Ruby]] so he could use its power to become a borderline [[OmnicidalManiac Omnicidal]] RealityWarper and help Eggman take over 99% of the planet is pretty much entirely because [[spoiler:[[AntiHero Shadow]] [[NiceJobBreakingItHero had the]] '''[[NiceJobBreakingItHero audacity]]''' [[NiceJobBreakingItHero to call him "weak" after defeating him in a]] CurbStompBattle...]]
104	* ''Franchise/StreetFighter'':
105	** Skullomania in ''VideoGame/StreetFighterEX'' was a salesman whose employers made him wear a really [[BadJobWorseUniform dumb-looking super hero costume for a promotion]], which oddly enough, inspired him to become a crime-fighter. And [[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter he seems to think]] Chun-Li, Guile, Zangief, and all the other fighters are criminals, because that seems his sole reason for fighting anyone in the game. [[FromNobodyToNightmare Still, he doesn't do half bad for a washed-up salesman]].
106	** In ''VideoGame/StreetFighterIV'', most of the characters have some legit reason for entering. Some are trying to bring M. Bison's organization down, some are trying to make a name for themselves, and El Fuerte... Uh, he's trying to find new recipes (someone should tell him this is ''Franchise/StreetFighter'', not ''Series/IronChef''). Seriously, he thinks great fighters eat well and the only way to get them to share info on that is to fight them. Which doesn't truly matter because as his ending shows, El Fuerte is a [[LethalChef terrible chef]], even [[BigEater E. Honda]] finding his cooking revolting.
107	* ''VideoGame/TalesOfBerseria'': Rokurou swears a life debt to Velvet for helping him recover the ancestral sword he has dedicated his life to--except her "help" consisted solely of telling him she spotted the sword in a storeroom a ways back. To contrast, she went to a lot more effort helping him escape a five-hundred-year prison sentence, but he only mentions that as an afterthought. There's a reason for this: As [[DeliberateValuesDissonance an immortal Daemon]], Rokurou couldn't care less about prison, he'd break out eventually. Meanwhile, the sword is worth more to him than his life on several personal and cultural levels.
108	* April O'Neil in ''VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesShreddersRevenge'' carries on her duties as a reporter like in the [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 1987 cartoon]], with the important difference that she's actively adventuring alongside the turtles this time. The most noteworthy instance is a cutscene where the turtles and Splinter are getting out of the way of Bebop and Rocksteady driving out of a garage with their Turtle Tenderizer, while April is busy filming the duo's getaway as she's ''right next to them''.
109	* Marshal Law in ''VideoGame/Tekken4'' had a restaurant chain, which failed, not only because the food was bad, but because he tended to deal with critics using physical violence. So he decides that the best way to reopen the same chain (which again, was never a success to begin with) is to enter a contest where he has to fight ninjas, robots, and demons. And, should he succeed, his ending shows that [[ShaggyDogStory it fails again]]. For the same reason as before.
110	* Some WhatTheHellPlayer messages can call a ''player'' out on their ''own'' skewed priorities. Take this doozy from ''VideoGame/TimeSplittersFuturePerfect'':
111	-->"Cortez, you're humanity's last hope for survival [[SidetrackedByTheGoldSaucer AND YOU'RE PLAYING A SLOT MACHINE!"]]
112	* ''VideoGame/TotalWarWarhammer'' has, what else, Dwarfs. These guys have some strange priorities, some of which just don't make any sense. In one instance, you can gain a Grudge quest against Vampires. What did the Vampires do? They massacred a Dawi caravan, and reanimated the corpses to act in a performance of ''"Southeart Beardcomber and The Ostlander's Wife."'' The Dwarfs aren't enraged about the horrific murder of a few dozen Dwarfs, however. What enraged them was that they would choose THAT particular play as it is considered to be one of the worst plays ever written.
113	** Another particular Grudge requires you to send a saboteur to punish a neighboring rival Dwarf clan because they stole a halfling cook whose signature dish was a nutty fig pudding that High King Thorgrim Grudgebearer himself was fond of. You can get this quest while Archaeon and his colossal Chaos host are ravaging the lands of Kislev and the Empire and marching towards Karaz-Ankor itself. Because, as bad as it is that [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt the End Times are upon us and half of the Old World is nothing but burning hellscape dotted with black obelisks and arcane portals,]] we still simply cannot allow the halfling pudding affront to go unanswered.
114	* ''VideoGame/Uncharted4AThiefsEnd'': PlayedForDrama in the FinalBoss fight. [[spoiler:When [[BigBad Rafe Adler]] ends up trapped on Henry Avery's booby-trapped ship with Sam and Nate, he immediately forces Nate to duel him to the death, even though the ship they’re on is burning and could collapse at any moment. Nate also doesn't care about the treasure anymore and just wants to escape with his brother, even telling Rafe he can have the treasure and imploring him to help them escape. Rafe's vindictiveness and spiteful refusal to listen to Nate leads to his death when [[KillingInSelfDefense Nate cuts a rope holding a net full of treasure above Rafe and crushes him under it]].]]
115	* On a Genocide run of ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', if you hang around in the Muffet fight for a while (despite that you could OneHitKill her at any time), she'll eventually receive a telegram pointing out that while you're a terrible mass murderer, you haven't killed any ''spiders''. This convinces Muffet to let you go. The dialogue meanwhile reveals that Alphys told Muffet to flee with her and that she'd block off Hotland after she followed her, which would have prevented the player from continuing their rampage, but Muffet refused because "A spider never leaves her web (except to sell pastries)."
116	* The Orb Vallis in ''VideoGame/{{Warframe}}'' is regularly in danger of being devastated by thermia fractures caused by [[IncompetenceInc AnyoCorp's]] operations pumping "too much coolant into the ground too fast", but rather than stopping these operations or doing anything to protect this incredible region of Venus brimming with valuable artifacts and an ecosystem showcasing [[{{Precursors}} Orokins']] mastery of (bio)engineering (and home to Nef Anyo's criminally underpaid labourers), Nef Anyo instead opts to send a massive war machine to harvest the thermia erupting from those fractures and sell it for money, and anyone sensibly trying to seal those fractures will find themselves facing the wrath of Nef's ''army'' sent just to destroy the canisters used in the sealing process.
117	* In ''VideoGame/XCOMEnemyUnknown'', the AI sometimes has some...odd priorities (crossing the line into ArtificialStupidity sometimes). Aliens launching an assault on a major city, a wounded XCOM ColonelBadass right in range and out of cover, ripe for the killing...what's that? An unarmed civilian in range? Die! EXALT, despite being an organization of human [[TheQuisling quislings]] and not being cloned and bred to be consumed by bloodlust, aren't always much better. So a spec-ops team with fancy gear dropped right in your headquarters. One of them, armed with an extremely powerful shotgun, and who has shown to possess PsychicPowers is in an exposed position, and severely wounded...wait, one of their operatives, being nowhere near as skilled as that special forces girl, and armed with a laser rifle nowhere near as powerful as her shotgun, sitting in a golden cover, has been mind-controlled? Concentrate all available firepower on him!!!
118	** One of the {{Side Quest}}s in ''VideoGame/TheBureauXCOMDeclassified'' has [[PlayerCharacter Carter]] being sent to stop the Outsiders from launching a nuclear missile from a hijacked silo at Moscow. The game flags this mission as being a "minor" priority, the same as missions to recover alien artifacts and investigate ''possible'' alien activity, despite the fact that this mission both involves ''definite'' alien activity as well as the prospect of aliens possibly getting control of ''nuclear weapons''. The game considers preventing WorldWarIII less of a priority than infiltrating an alien base.
119	* In ''VideoGame/YandereSimulator'', there are many ways one can get a GameOver, including expulsion, arrest for murder, or being beaten into a coma. Being a {{Yandere}}, the only reason the main character would be inclined to avoid them if because they would prevent her from confessing her love to her Senpai.

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