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| 4 | * AbortedArc: |
| 5 | ** Frank and Estelle were preparing to divorce throughout Season 6, but that story line just ends without any proper conclusion and they stay together. |
| 6 | ** George's realization that to be successful he needs to just do the opposite of whatever his intuition tells him to do is [[AesopAmnesia ignored for the rest of the series]], likely because that would ruin George's character. |
| 7 | ** Two in "The Switch." Kramer's request to be called by his first name, Cosmo, is almost immediately forgotten. He also talks his mother into going to business with him only for her to disappear from the series. |
| 8 | * AbortedDeclarationOfLove: "I've always loved you--[[LastSecondWordSwap nited airlines]]." |
| 9 | * AbsentAnimalCompanion: Among the EarlyInstallmentWeirdness in the series pilot was the fact that Kramer (or "Kessler") apparently had a dog -— called "Ralph" in the script —- who [[DropInCharacter dropped into Jerry's apartment]] with the same abandon as his owner. |
| 10 | * AbsurdlyBrightLight: In "The Chicken Roaster," the red neon sign from a Kenny Rogers Roasters chicken restaurant outside Kramer's apartment drives Kramer ''nuts,'' enough that he mistakes tomato juice for milk at one point. |
| 11 | -->'''Jerry:''' What's going on in there?\ |
| 12 | '''Kramer:''' What?\ |
| 13 | '''Jerry:''' That light.\ |
| 14 | '''Kramer:''' Oh, the red. It's the chicken roaster sign. It's right across from my window.\ |
| 15 | '''Jerry:''' Can't you shut the shades?\ |
| 16 | '''Kramer:''' They ''are'' shut. |
| 17 | * AccidentalAimingSkills: Kramer's golf skills in "The Marine Biologist." |
| 18 | * AccidentalMisnaming: In "The Package," when Kramer goes to steal Elaine's medical chart: |
| 19 | --> '''Kramer''': It's "Bennett", right? |
| 20 | --> '''Elaine''': It's "Benes", you ''jackass''. My last name is Benes! (Kramer looks stunned) Yeah! |
| 21 | ** In "The Invitations" when Kramer runs into George and Susan |
| 22 | --> '''Kramer''': George...Lily. |
| 23 | --> '''Susan''': No, Susan. |
| 24 | --> '''Kramer''': No, no, it's Lily. |
| 25 | --> '''Susan:''' I think I know my own name. |
| 26 | ** In "The Baby Shower", an FBI agent calls Jerry "Mr. Steinfeld" (this turns out to be a dream Jerry's having). |
| 27 | *** Maxwell from Maid to Order in "The Maid" also did this: "You Steinfeld?" |
| 28 | ** In "The Bubble Boy", a waitress calls Jerry "Gary Seinfield". This was ''immediately after'' Elaine told her his name. |
| 29 | ** In "The Chinese Restaurant", George is expecting a call from his girlfriend. When she calls the restaurant looking for him, the host calls out "Cartwright". George has no idea that was supposed to be him until a few minutes later when he tells the host he's expecting a call and the host says that was it. |
| 30 | --->'''George:''' ''[dumbfounded]'' She called. He yelled "Cartwright". I missed her.\ |
| 31 | '''Jerry:''' Who's Cartwright?\ |
| 32 | '''George:''' ''I'm'' Cartwright.\ |
| 33 | '''Jerry:''' You're not Cartwri-\ |
| 34 | '''George:''' '''''OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!''''' |
| 35 | ** In "The Dealership": |
| 36 | --> '''Kramer''': It's good to have you back, Stan.\ |
| 37 | '''Rick''': It’s Rick, by the way.\ |
| 38 | '''Kramer''': No time! |
| 39 | ** In "The Watch", the doorman of Russell Dalrymple's building announces George as "George Bonanza". |
| 40 | * AccidentalPervert: In "The Apology", Kramer doesn't know how to take a short shower so he goes to the locker room at the gym and studies random guys taking showers. Kramer is spotted by one of the guys and continues taking notes. Smash cut to Kramer asking Jerry for some meat for his black eye. |
| 41 | --> '''Kramer''': People in this city are crazy. |
| 42 | ** In "The Sniffing Accountant", George blows a job interview by feeling up Ms. De Granmont's material while waiting at the elevator. |
| 43 | * AccompliceByInaction: The main cast is accused of this [[spoiler: by a bystander in the finale]]. |
| 44 | * AcquaintanceDenial: In "The Soup Nazi", Jerry and Sheila are waiting in line for soup, when The Soup Nazi attempts to kick the two of them out for kissing. When Sheila makes a big fuss and gets in more trouble, she storms out and wants Jerry to go with her. Still wanting soup, he pretends not to know her. |
| 45 | * {{Acrofatic}}: Newman is apparently this, as in "The Reverse Peephole", he's able to climb a tree to retrieve a fur coat. |
| 46 | --> '''Kramer''': Where did you learn to climb trees like that?\ |
| 47 | '''Newman''': The Pacific Northwest! |
| 48 | * ActorAllusion: |
| 49 | ** In the ''Film/{{JFK}}'' parody in "The Boyfriend," Newman replicates his position standing in front of Kramer, just as Creator/WayneKnight did in the movie standing in for John Connally in the courtroom demonstration of the "magic bullet" theory. |
| 50 | ** A picture of a dinosaur appears in Newman's apartment, referencing Knight's role in ''Film/JurassicPark''. |
| 51 | ** In the episode "The Maid", Kramer is picked up by a stranger who is looking for a maid and asks Kramer if he knows how to use a mop wringer. Kramer's answer is [[Film/{{UHF}} yes]]. |
| 52 | ** In "The Butter Shave," George raves to Jerry about the private handicap bathroom Play Now gave him, remarking how much he enjoys the high toilet, "[[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building!]]" |
| 53 | ** This isn't the first time Kramer's been in [[Film/{{ProblemChild}} prison]]. |
| 54 | * AdamWesting: Anytime a celebrity appeared as themselves, they almost always did this. |
| 55 | * AddedAlliterativeAppeal: In "The Trip Part 2", Lt. Martel uses this while grilling Kramer: |
| 56 | --> '''Martel''': Maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh? |
| 57 | ** In "The Voice": |
| 58 | --> '''Kramer''': He [Darrin] took all my clothes to some cleaners! I'm clueless! |
| 59 | ** In "The Face Painter: |
| 60 | --> '''Kramer''': ''(to Jerry)'' You stubborn, stupid, silly man! |
| 61 | * AddictionDisplacement: In "The Pez". |
| 62 | -->'''Jerry''': He's doing great in rehab. He's hooked on Pez! He's eating them like there's no tomorrow! |
| 63 | * AesopAmnesia: In "The Serenity Now", Jerry is briefly a more caring, emotional guy after he breaks up with Patty, but when he encourages George to open up to him, he's so disturbed by what George tells him that he returns to normal. |
| 64 | --> '''George''': So, that's it. All of my darkest fears, and ''everything'' I'm capable of. That's me.\ |
| 65 | '''Jerry''': (disturbed look) ...Yikes. Well good luck with all ''that''.\ |
| 66 | '''George''': Where you going? I, I thought I could count on you for a little compassion.\ |
| 67 | '''Jerry''': I think you scared me straight. |
| 68 | ** In "The Handicap Spot", George can't find a parking spot at the mall and Kramer tempts George to park in the handicapped spot, to which George protests that a handicapped person might need it. Kramer talks him into doing it anyway, which ends up getting him into trouble when Lola, a woman in a wheelchair, is injured as a result of having to park somewhere else. At the end of the episode, the foursome return to the same mall and George again can't find a parking spot. Kramer tempts George to park in the fire lane, to which George protests that there could be a fire. Kramer says, "[[TemptingFate Now what are the chances of]] ''[[TemptingFate that?]]''" [[HereWeGoAgain It's highly likely that George took Kramer's advice again.]] |
| 69 | * {{Angrish}}: |
| 70 | ** In "The Millenium," Jerry tells Newman that by booking the location of his New Year's party for "[[ExactWords the millennium New Year]]", he actually booked it one year too late, since the new millennium doesn't officially start until the year 2001. Upon this realization, Newman can barely contain his anger, only uttering one single squeaky, wheezing noise that is later played again during the Castle Rock logo in the credits. |
| 71 | ** George has done this on the phone when on the receiving end of the "who is this?" gag. |
| 72 | * AffairHair: Parodied in "The Barber"; unsatisfied by a haircut given by long-time barber Enzo, Jerry gets his haircut by Enzo's nephew, Gino, in secret so as not to hurt Enzo's feelings. But Enzo eventually puts the pieces together by matching hairs (with help from Newman) and threatens to kill Jerry and Gino for betraying him. |
| 73 | * AffluentAscetic: Jerry is a touring comic and making appearances on major network talk shows. While he lives alone in a single bedroom apartment he has a fairly casual lifestyle that belies the fact he makes quite a bit of money from every show he does. The one time he made a big purchase was to buy his parents a Cadillac, which gets them in trouble with their HOA believing they were embezzling money and refused to believe Jerry could afford it. |
| 74 | * AirVentPassageway: George uses one to get ''into'' his office while being locked out by his employer in "The Voice". |
| 75 | * TheAlcoholic: In "The Nose Job," it's revealed that Kramer's mother is a "drunken [=stumblebum=]." |
| 76 | * AllGirlsWantBadBoys: Anna, George's girlfriend in "The Little Kicks". |
| 77 | * AllMenArePerverts: Jerry and George explain to Elaine how a man will say ''anything'' to get a woman in "The Soul Mate.". She doesn't believe them, so they elaborate: |
| 78 | --> '''George:''' I once told a woman I coined the phrase "Pardon my French".\ |
| 79 | '''Jerry:''' I once told a woman I don't eat ice cream because it goes straight to my thighs.\ |
| 80 | '''George:''' I once told a woman I ''[[AFateWorseThanDeath enjoy spending time with my family]]''. |
| 81 | ** In ''The Contest'', the guys make Elaine pay double to enter the eponymous contest, reasoning that women don't have to masturbate every day, whereas for men it's "part of their lifestyle". |
| 82 | ** "The Abstinence" shows that men in the ''Seinfeld'' universe become super-intelligent after they stop having sex for a period of time, because [[NinetyPercentOfYourBrain the majority of their brainpower]] is normally focused solely towards obtaining sex, so a celibate man's brain becomes free to think about other things. For the same reason, going without sex has the opposite effect on women. Since men are always so obsessed with sex, women can get sex so easily that they take it for granted, and barely have to think about it at all. A celibate woman's brain becomes cluttered up thinking about sex, and she becomes stupider. This was demonstrated by George becoming an OmnidisciplinaryScientist and {{Omniglot}} after going without sex, while Elaine became TheDitz. Jerry delivered the explanation to both of them. |
| 83 | * AlmostFamousName: Friom "The Summer of George": |
| 84 | --> '''Kramer:''' I saw the sunrise at Liza's. |
| 85 | --> '''George:''' What, Minelli's? |
| 86 | --> '''Kramer:''' (matter-of-factly) No. |
| 87 | ** In "The Mom and Pop Store", George is ecstatic that he bought a car previously owned by Jon Voight. However, it's revealed that the car didn't actually belong to the famous actor, but a periodontist named John Voight. |
| 88 | ** Kramer's friend who wishes him to drop dead in "The Betrayal", is F.D.R. (Franklin Delano Romanowski). |
| 89 | * AlterKocker: Uncle Leo. Morty Seinfeld acts like one sometimes, too, and most of the residents of Del Boca Vista probably qualify. |
| 90 | * AlternateUniverse: See "The Bizarro Jerry". |
| 91 | * AllWomenHateEachOther: Elaine is hardly ever seen interacting with other women and the few times she does, when it is often not in a positive way. She even mentions that she has a hard time making friends with women because they tend to dislike her. |
| 92 | * AlwaysSomeoneBetter: Played with. Lloyd Braun is initially this to George, being far more successful than him and preferred by his parents. However, he has his career ruined at the end of his debut episode ("The Non-Fat Yogurt") and quickly degenerated into a deranged, incompetent wreck who's even more pathetic than George, yet is ''still'' favored by George's parents. |
| 93 | * AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents: Jerry's parents fit this trope...and a few seasons later we're introduced to George's parents, who are even worse. |
| 94 | * AmbiguouslyBrown: Invoked with Elaine's boyfriend in "The Wizard", who everyone thinks is black (or possibly biracial). Amusingly, it turns out they're both actually white, and he thought she was Hispanic. Even more interestingly, Julia Louis-Dreyfus actually has Mexican heritage in real life. |
| 95 | * AmbiguouslyJewish: George, though WordOfGod has it that he's half-Jewish. For what it's worth, George doesn't believe in God for anything except the bad stuff. |
| 96 | ** Jason Alexander said despite the WordOfGod, he could never quite figure out personally if George was supposed to be Jewish or Italian, mainly since "Constanza isn't really a Jewish name" (though it was common among Sephardic Jews), and because of the fact that they celebrated Christmas before his father created Festivus. |
| 97 | *** Frank is Italian ("The Doll") and Catholic ("The Fatigues"), Estelle is Jewish (WordOfGod and [[JewishMother just... common sense]]) |
| 98 | ** Interestingly, WordOfGod has it that one of the reasons behind the ExecutiveMeddling in the beginning was that the network execs were concerned that the show's overall humor was "too Jewish" and "too New York", and wouldn't appeal to the masses.[[note]]Famously, the executive who said this was the Jewish New Yorker, Brandon Tartikoff.[[/note]] The executive who championed the show[[note]]Rick Ludwin, a gentile from Cleveland[[/note]] basically responded with "I'm not Jewish, I'm not from New York. I found it funny". |
| 99 | ** Frank also invented "Festivus" while Christmas Shopping. Meanwhile the name "Costanza" is a real Italian name of Larry David's college roommate-- who later tried to sue ''Seinfeld'' for the ''use'' of his name. |
| 100 | * AnAesop: Frequently subverted. |
| 101 | -->'''Kramer:''' The important thing is that you learned something. |
| 102 | -->'''Jerry:''' (smirking) No I didn't. |
| 103 | * AnalogyBackfire: In "The Butter Shave", Jerry describes Kenny Bania: |
| 104 | --> '''Jerry''': He's like that fish that attaches himself to the shark.\ |
| 105 | '''George''': And you're the shark?\ |
| 106 | '''Jerry''': Yeah, I'm the shark and he's the fish eating my laughs.\ |
| 107 | '''George''': I don't know how a fish could eat laughs.\ |
| 108 | '''Jerry''': (tiredly) Well, I'm glad I brought it up. |
| 109 | ** In "The Bookstore", when George complains about having to keep a book because he brought it in the store bathroom: |
| 110 | --> '''George''': I just don't see what the big deal is. They let you try on pants.\ |
| 111 | '''Jerry''': Not ''under''pants... |
| 112 | * AngryChef: Yev Kassem, known as the Soup Nazi. He's a draconian soup chef who demands that all customers follow his precise orders to the letter -- if they don't, he outright bans them from the place. |
| 113 | -->'''Jerry:''' The guy who runs the place is a little temperamental, especially about the ordering procedure. He's secretly referred to as the Soup Nazi.\ |
| 114 | '''Elaine''': Why? What happens if you don't order right?\ |
| 115 | '''Jerry''': He yells and you don't get your soup.\ |
| 116 | '''The Soup Nazi''': NO SOUP FOR YOU!!! |
| 117 | * AnnoyingLaugh: Naomi, the hostess Jerry dates in "The Watch", has a nasal, rapid-fire stutter of a laugh. As a comedian, Jerry isn't sure he can date a woman whose laugh he hates. She ends up dumping him after George repeats his description of her laugh on Jerry's answering machine: "like [[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny Elmer Fudd]] sitting on a juicer". |
| 118 | * {{Anorgasmia}}: In "The Mango", Jerry finds out that Elaine [[FakeOrgasm faked all of her orgasms]] when the two of them were dating. |
| 119 | * AntiAdvice: George does this to himself. Reasoning that following his instincts never got him anywhere, George decides that doing the opposite of his instincts should make him successful. It actually works... [[SnapBack for one episode]]. |
| 120 | * AntiHumor: Attempted by Jerry in "The Butter Shave" so he'd be a bad lead-in for Kenny Bania. |
| 121 | --> '''Jerry''': What's with people getting sick? I mean, what's the deal with cancer? |
| 122 | --> '''Man in audience''': I ''have'' cancer! |
| 123 | ** In "The Summer of George", George fails at comedy: |
| 124 | --> '''George''': I know a million theater jokes. "What's the deal with those ''guys'' down in the pit?"\ |
| 125 | '''Jerry''': They're musicians. That's not a joke.\ |
| 126 | '''George''': (adamant) It's a funny observation. |
| 127 | ** A plot point in "The Cartoon": Elaine is baffled by a cartoon in The New Yorker, which consists of a cat and a dog in an office, and the cat saying, "I've enjoyed reading your email." Elaine manages to get an editor at The New Yorker to concede that the comic had no actual joke, but merely printed it because he "liked the kitty". |
| 128 | ** The "forwards" version of "The Betrayal" ends with a non-punchline from Jerry: |
| 129 | --> '''Jerry''': I can't believe we went all the way to India for a wedding! ''(cue Castle Rock logo)'' |
| 130 | * ArentYouGoingToRavishMe: "The Checks" features a cult that masquerades as a carpet cleaning company in order to brainwash its customers into joining. George hires them because they're so cheap and he's confident he can beat the brainwashing. He gets offended when they just clean his carpet and give him the bill without attempting to brainwash him, and gets even more offended at the end of the episode when he sees that they've brainwashed Mr. Wilhelm. |
| 131 | -->'''George:''' ''Him'' you brainwashed?! What's ''he'' got that ''I'' don't have?!\ |
| 132 | '''Cult Member:''' (shrugs) |
| 133 | * ArgentinaIsNaziLand: The Soup Nazi ends in Argentina, of course. |
| 134 | * ARiddleWrappedInAMysteryInsideAnEnigma: Jerry says Newman is a Mystery wrapped in a Twinkie. |
| 135 | * ArousedByTheirVoice: "The Tape" revolves around an erotic message that was left on Jerry's tape recorder by Elaine, which none of the guys know initially. |
| 136 | * ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: From "The Revenge". |
| 137 | -->'''Jerry''': Elaine? How did you rope her into this? |
| 138 | -->'''George''': I told her what a sexist he is. How he cheats on his wife. |
| 139 | -->'''Jerry''': She knew that. |
| 140 | -->'''George''': But she didn't know he doesn't recycle. |
| 141 | ** In "The Little Jerry," Kramer jumps into the ring to save Little Jerry from a much bigger and nastier-looking rooster, and the following shout happens in slow motion: |
| 142 | -->'''Jerry''': ''(concerned for Kramer's safety)'' Kramer!\ |
| 143 | '''Elaine''': ''(also feeling it)'' Stop the fight!\ |
| 144 | '''George''': ''(looking elsewhere)'' [[SkewedPriorities Tamale!]] |
| 145 | * ArtisticLicenseCars: |
| 146 | ** There is a good deal wrong with Jerry's Saab in ''The Bottle Deposit''. First, he mentions the AAA guy said "I was this close to sucking a muffin down the carburator." -- the Saab 900 was fuel injected. In the warehouse, the detective refers to the turbocharger and angle of the V6, which Jerry says can't be his because his isn't a turbo. The Saab 900 and 9000 were never offered with a turbocharged V6. Jerry then says his car is a 900S, but the car Kramer chases is a 900SE, the higher up model. |
| 147 | ** In ''The Money'', Morty and Helen claim to never use the Northstar System in their Cadillac Fleetwood. The Northstar System is another name for the Northstar V8 engine, which was never available on any Fleetwood; the Fleetwood was only offered with a Chevy [=L05=] 350 in 1993 and the Chevy [=LT1=] 350 in 1994-96. Earlier in ''The Cadillac'', they are seen driving without a license plate or a temporary registration, required by Florida law. |
| 148 | * ArtisticLicenseGeography: In ''The Bottle Deposit'', the best route from New York City to Michigan for Kramer and Newman's budget would have taken them across I-80, and through the northern part of Ohio-or something near that route. However, the second time Kramer calls Jerry he mentions that the guy they're following is "going south on 135", which Newman objects to since they're headed north to Michigan. The closest Highway 135 in that region is SR 135 near Lynchburg, Ohio, which would have already put them well out of their way. |
| 149 | ** Additionally, the highway Kramer chases Tony is the Passadena Freeway. |
| 150 | * ArtisticLicenseLaw: After essentially stealing a suit from a fellow shopper, by coincidence, George later ends up having a lunch interview at the very restaurant the man works at. George realizes he's done something to the cake and refuses to eat it, thus sparing himself from becoming "violently ill", as he describes happening to his companions. The fact that the other three men could have charged the guy with assault for poisoning their food is never mentioned. |
| 151 | * ArtisticLicenseLinguistics: PlayedForLaughs in "The Betrayal." In one part, Elaine says to Jerry that in the Indian language, his name would be "Jugdish." It sounds funny, except for a couple of things. For the first, there is no one "Indian language"; it's [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_India one of the most linguistically diverse countries in the world]]. For the second, most languages don't have direct translations of English names. And both can be justified, since Elaine was drunk out of her mind. |
| 152 | * ArtisticLicenseMedicine: |
| 153 | ** In "The Blood," an accident with a scalpel to the neck causes Jerry to lose at least three pints of blood, which Kramer happily donates to him since coincidentally had taken his supply out of the blood bank and was storing it at Newman's. In the end, another accident results in Jerry being dragged along the road from behind his car as it was being driven by Izzy Mandelbaum's son (who accelerated in panic due to Kramer's blood leaking out of the engine), losing more blood, and this time receiving some from Newman. Though it's possible they all shared a blood type, or both of them were type O (universal donor) or Jerry type AB (universal recipient) records would probably have to be checked. Also, the hospital would use existing blood supplies unless it had none. |
| 154 | ** At one point, Elaine begins dating her therapist. This is grossly unprofessional, unethical, and strictly forbidden. Then, she continues seeing him as a patient even though they're also sleeping together, which is even worse--at the very least, the professional relationship must end before a romantic one can begin. Then when Elaine tries to break it off by claiming to have met a new guy, he demands to meet him--and is quite manipulative when he does so--as if he'll only allow her to end it if ''he'' decides that the new boyfriend is good for her. This is thoroughly creepy, controlling, stalker-like behavior that Elaine is clearly unnerved by, yet there's never any mention of her filing a complaint, which she's well within her rights to do. |
| 155 | ** Elaine being blacklisted by the [=AMA=] in "The Package". No matter how much of an AnnoyingPatient one is--and to make matters worse, she ''wasn't'', they are still entitled to medical care. To drop her as a patient or refuse to even see her is highly unethical. She could sue over this. |
| 156 | ** When George visits his hospitalized mother in "The Outing", he finds himself getting hot and bothered by the SexySilhouette of the handsome male nurse and his equally good looking male patient. While this is obviously a BrickJoke regarding the LesYay scene in "The Contest", in RealLife, male and female patients don't share rooms. |
| 157 | ** In "The Apology", George contacts an alcoholic friend's sponsor to complain that the guy hasn't apologized to him, skipping the "making amends" step. The confidentiality of "Anonymous" groups is sacred--George would have no way of even knowing who the guy's sponsor is, much less contacting him--and he reveals his full name to him as well, thus violating his privacy even more. |
| 158 | * ArtisticLicenseSports: |
| 159 | ** "The Wink". After a promise to a sick child that Paul O'Neill will hit two home runs doesn't work out as planned, Kramer pacifies the child by promising that in the next game, O'Neill will catch a fly ball in his hat. This would be an incredibly stupid thing for O'Neill to do; intentionally touching the ball with a piece of equipment other than his glove is illegal for a fielder to do and would result in the batter automatically being given ''three'' bases. |
| 160 | ** Another ''Seinfeld'' example comes from the episode where Jerry dates an Olympic gymnast expecting acrobatic sex and being disappointed when the sex turns out to be extremely ordinary. After the encounter, Jerry describes his disappointment to Elaine saying that he expected her to use him as the apparatus. Elaine asks, "You mean like the uneven parallel bars? Or the balance beam? Not... the pommel horse?" This might explain why Jerry found the sex disappointing; his girlfriend would have no experience using a pommel horse since that particular apparatus only appears in men's gymnastics. |
| 161 | ** In "The Hot Tub", when Jerry oversleeps, causing his marathon runner guest to be late for the rest, he's able to rapidly drive him someplace where a cop allows him to join in. Anyone who's ever participated in the New York City Marathon (or any marathon, for that matter) can tell you that this is impossible. Joining/starting the race from anywhere other than the starting point on Staten Island is absolutely forbidden and the guy would not only not be allowed to enter, if he snuck in, he'd be banned from all further races sponsored by the New York Road Runners Club. |
| 162 | * AsHimself: |
| 163 | ** Jerry Seinfeld plays himself (or a fictionalised version of himself) |
| 164 | *** In ''The Pilot'' he plays a fictionalised version of himself playing a fictionalised version of that self's himself. He is apparently a poor actor. |
| 165 | ** Happens a few times, most notably when Keith Hernandez shows up and his friendship with Jerry becomes the basis of an episode. |
| 166 | ** Creator/JonVoight, Creator/DavidLetterman, Creator/JayLeno, George Wendt, Corbin Bernsen, Rudolph Guliani, Bryant Gumble, Regis Philbin, Mel Torme... |
| 167 | ** Much of the New York Yankees appeared as themselves while George worked there. |
| 168 | ** And we mustn't forget Marisa Tomei. |
| 169 | * AskAStupidQuestion: George wondering how lesbians decide who will be the bride and groom at their weddings, and also how they decide who leads when they dance. |
| 170 | ** In "The Keys", George and Jerry are looking for Jerry's spare keys in Elaine's apartment. George asks what the keys look like, to which Jerry replies in annoyance, "They look like ''keys'', George. They look exactly like ''keys''." |
| 171 | ** In "The Old Man", Sid Fields mistakes Jerry's incredulous reactions to the fact that he's throwing away his valuable records as stupid questions: |
| 172 | --> '''Jerry''': What's all this stuff?\ |
| 173 | '''Sid''': Trash. Garbage.\ |
| 174 | '''Jerry''': You're throwin' this out??\ |
| 175 | '''Sid''': I believe that's what you do with garbage, you ''idiot''.\ |
| 176 | '''Jerry''': You don't want any of this?\ |
| 177 | '''Sid''': Well if I ''wanted'' it, I wouldn't be throwing it away, ''would'' I, Ein-stein?! |
| 178 | ** In "The Trip, Part 2", when Jerry and George are in L.A.: |
| 179 | --> '''George''': Excuse me, where are we?\ |
| 180 | '''Man''': Earth. |
| 181 | ** Zig-zagged in "The Dealership": After Puddy breaks up with Elaine (again), he drops all pretenses of giving Jerry a deal on the new car and instead starts charging him extra for everything, including essential items like car keys: |
| 182 | --> '''Jerry''': "Keys"?!\ |
| 183 | '''Puddy''': ''("you're an idiot" tone)'' How ya gonna start it? |
| 184 | * AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: In "The Chicken Roaster", Elaine visits J. Peterman in Burma, where he starts shouting at a young boy in a supposed foreign language: |
| 185 | --> '''Elaine''': You speak Burmese?\ |
| 186 | '''Peterman''': No, Elaine, that was gibberish. |
| 187 | * AssShove: |
| 188 | ** In "The Fusilli Jerry," Kramer discusses this trope when he accidentally gets a proctologist's vanity plate that says "ASSMAN"... and Frank demonstrates it when he accidentally sits on a miniature statue of Jerry that Kramer made out of pasta. |
| 189 | ** In "The Pilot", Kramer suffers from constipation and is forced to use an enema to clean himself out. He later describes the experience as "wet and wild!" |
| 190 | * AssholeVictim: Newman, occassionally. In "The Sniffing Account" he tried to touch a woman's material, and she got mad at him for it. Also George's boss in "The Revenge." |
| 191 | ** George on occasion, notably in The Soup Nazi (he's right, everyone else does get bread without paying extra for it). |
| 192 | * AsTheGoodBookSays: A subversion. In "The Slicer", Kramer is convinced that Dr. Sitarides gave Jerry hives, and quotes a verse which isn't actually in the Bible: "Jerry, as The Bible says: "Thou who cureth can maketh ill."" |
| 193 | * AudienceSurrogate: The main cast and the supporting characters are intended, to a large extent, to represent normal everyday people. To underline this, the main cast are essentially fictionalised versions of Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Kenny Kramer and several women dated by Seinfeld and David. |
| 194 | * AuthorAvatar: George is one for Larry David. Or rather, he's a pawn to tell all of Larry David's real life experiences which are either too weird or too unflattering to play straight. Once Jason Alexander figured this out, he tried to play the character, once a blatant Creator/WoodyAllen impression, as more of a blatant Larry David impression. |
| 195 | --> '''Jason Alexander''': I went to Larry and I said, "Larry, first of all, this would never happen to anybody, but if it ''did'', no human being would react like this!" And Larry said "Whadday mean? [[WriteWhatYouKnow This happened to me and this is]] ''[[WriteWhatYouKnow exactly]]'' [[WriteWhatYouKnow what I did!]]" |
| 196 | * AutoErotica: Frank and Estelle have sex in the back of a van. Of ''course'' George opens it up and finds them... |
| 197 | --> If this van's a rockin', don't come a knockin'. |
| 198 | * AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther: Estelle and Frank Costanza. |
| 199 | * BabiesMakeEverythingBetter: One of Elaine's friends is quite enthusiastic about giving her this advice, much to Elaine's chagrin. Jerry ponders it when they go to visit that same friend in "The Hamptons." |
| 200 | --> Is it possible they're having babies just to get people to visit them? |
| 201 | * BackToFront: "The Betrayal." |
| 202 | * BadBadActing: |
| 203 | ** Kramer on ''Murphy Brown'' in "The Keys". |
| 204 | ** Jerry's girlfriend Isabel in "The Nose Job". |
| 205 | ** Perfected by Kramer again in "The Stand In" in such a job on ''All My Children''. |
| 206 | ** Kramer auditioning to play himself on ''[[ShowWithinAShow Jerry]]''. He was reading words that he himself said verbatim in another episode, and still sucked. |
| 207 | * BadLiar: George has a really bad poker face, which is why Gary Fogel never confided in George that he supposedly had cancer. When Gary confides in George that he never actually had cancer, Jerry can tell that George is keeping something from him later: |
| 208 | --> '''Jerry''': Hey. How'd it go with Gary?\ |
| 209 | '''George''': (evasive) Fine, fine.\ |
| 210 | '''Jerry''': Really?\ |
| 211 | '''George''': Yeah.\ |
| 212 | '''Jerry''': You look like something's on your mind.\ |
| 213 | '''George''': No. Nothing. Fine.\ |
| 214 | '''Jerry''': So, that's your poker face.\ |
| 215 | '''George''': My regular face.\ |
| 216 | '''Jerry''': No it isn't. I've seen your regular face. That is not it.\ |
| 217 | '''George''': What are you saying?\ |
| 218 | '''Jerry''': All right George, c'mon, what d'you got?\ |
| 219 | '''George''': I got nothing.\ |
| 220 | '''Jerry''': What you got, a pair of bullets?\ |
| 221 | '''George''': What you talking about?\ |
| 222 | '''Jerry''': Two pair? Three of a kind?\ |
| 223 | '''George''': Will you stop it?\ |
| 224 | '''Jerry''': Oh my God, you got a flush! You're holding a flush!\ |
| 225 | '''George''': I don't have a flush.\ |
| 226 | '''Jerry''': A full house? You got a full house? Turn 'em over George, I wanna see 'em. Come on, I'm calling! (pounds table) Whaddya got!\ |
| 227 | '''George''': (snaps) GARY FOGEL NEVER HAD CANCER!!! (Jerry smiles in victory) |
| 228 | ** George is accused of being a bad liar in "The Jimmy", though in this instance, he's actually being truthful. It's just that he is sweating profusely from eating Kung Pao Chicken when grilled about stolen sporting equipment by Mr. Wilhelm. |
| 229 | ** Elaine could fall into this too, like in "The Betrayal" when George asked her why Jerry was acting so strangely when he mentioned Nina (explanation: Jerry had slept with Nina a day earlier, despite that she started going out with George): |
| 230 | --> '''Elaine''': Nina? Nina? No. Psshhh.. Not weird. No. Nina.\ |
| 231 | '''George''': (suspicious) Why do you keep saying "Nina"?\ |
| 232 | '''Elaine''': (nervous) I don't know. Nina. ''Nina!'' |
| 233 | ** Kramer is a bad liar in "The English Patient" when he's on the phone with Jerry: |
| 234 | --> '''Jerry''': What is that bubbling sound? Are you making your tomato sauce?\ |
| 235 | '''Kramer''': Hot and spicy.\ |
| 236 | '''Jerry''': (accusingly) You're not wearing a shirt, are you?\ |
| 237 | '''Kramer''': ...Yes I am.\ |
| 238 | '''Jerry''': What color is it?\ |
| 239 | '''Kramer''': (looks down, and can't think of a lie) Damn! |
| 240 | * BaitAndSwitch: In "The Face Painter", Gary Fogel died... not from cancer like he claimed he had in "The Scofflaw", but from a car accident. |
| 241 | --> '''Jerry''': [[DeathByIrony He was trying to adjust his toupee while he was driving and he lost control of the car.]] |
| 242 | ** In "The Bubble Boy," [[AmbiguousSyntax thanks to the eponymous character's nickname and the way his dad describes him]], Elaine and then Jerry assume that the Bubble Boy is a nice and friendly kid who's a fan of his comedy act. As it turns out, though, not only is the Bubble Boy [[NonIndicativeName actually a grown man]], [[DisabilityAsAnExcuseForJerkassery he's a rude and selfish jerkass who expects his parents to wait on him hand and foot like a king]]. |
| 243 | * BatDeduction: Demonstrated by Kramer in "The Secret Code" when George refuses to tell anyone his secret ATM code (for the record, it's "bosco"). |
| 244 | --> '''Kramer''': I'll bet I can guess it.\ |
| 245 | '''George''': Pfft, yeah right.\ |
| 246 | '''Kramer''': Oh, alright. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Um, well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you, you're a word man. Alright, let's go deeper. Uh, what kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you?\ |
| 247 | '''George''': Huh?\ |
| 248 | '''Kramer''': You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no no, yours is a sweet tooth.\ |
| 249 | '''George''': (nervous) Get out of here.\ |
| 250 | '''Kramer''': Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your ''dark master''... the cocoa bean.\ |
| 251 | '''George''': I'm leaving.\ |
| 252 | '''Kramer''': No, and only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you!\ |
| 253 | '''George''': I gotta go.\ |
| 254 | '''Kramer''': If you could you'd guzzle it by the gallon! Ovaltine! Hershey's! Nestle Quik!\ |
| 255 | '''George''': Shut up! |
| 256 | * BathOfPoverty In the episode "The Shower Head", low flow shower heads are installed to save money on water, driving Jerry and Kramer crazy. |
| 257 | * BattleDiscretionShot: In "The Summer of George", Elaine and Raquel Welch's street fight isn't seen; we only get the reaction shots of the two cops, leering at the "cat fight". |
| 258 | * BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind: Jerry's mind vs. his penis in a chess game in "The Nose Job". |
| 259 | * BavarianFireDrill: Numerous examples. |
| 260 | ** Kramer pretending to be a detective to get into an apartment in "The Statue". He has also pretended to be a proctologist and wealthy investor, among other things. |
| 261 | ** Both Kramer and George have pretended to work at companies for which they were never actually hired. |
| 262 | ** Jerry and George impersonate two men called "O'Brien" and "Murphy" to ride in a limousine (they quickly regret it when they realize the people they were mistaken for are actually neo-Nazis, of course). |
| 263 | * {{Beat}}: The reason Jerry never slept with Nina in "The Betrayal" is because their conversations were so engrossing that they never had any awkward pauses. However, one night they ''do'' have an awkward pause, and the two instantly have sex. |
| 264 | * BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: In "The Blood", Elaine gets to do her babysitting gig after all, and then comes to regret it. |
| 265 | * BeastlyBloodsports: "The Little Jerry" involves Kramer realizing that he has improbably come into custody of a fighting cock. When the fight comes, Kramer leaps in to save the cock. |
| 266 | * BerserkButton: Morty Seinfeld ''hates'' Velcro, to the point of throwing out a wallet that Jerry gave him as a gift simply because it uses Velcro. |
| 267 | --> '''Morty''': I can't stand Velcro, that ''teeeeaaaarrrrring'' sound! |
| 268 | * BeautyEqualsGoodness: In "The Couch", Elaine is convinced her new boyfriend is pro-choice (and, in her opinion, morally correct) because "he's just so good-looking". This trope is eventually subverted when a disappointed Elaine realizes he's pro-life. |
| 269 | %%* BeefBandage |
| 270 | * BewareTheNiceOnes: In "The Visa", Ping informs Elaine that Cheryl is this: |
| 271 | --> '''Elaine''': Thank you so much for dropping the lawsuit against me.\ |
| 272 | '''Ping''': Not anymore.\ |
| 273 | '''Elaine''': What?\ |
| 274 | '''Ping''': Cheryl called me last night; lawsuit back on.\ |
| 275 | '''Elaine''': Why?\ |
| 276 | '''Ping''': She called you and your friends "big liars". You think she nice girl? Wait 'till you see her in court. She's a shark! They call her "The Terminator". She never lose a case. Now ''you'' make her mad. She double the damages. [[ShoutOut Hasta la vista, baby.]] |
| 277 | * BeyondTheImpossible: Parodied as part of Jerry's ridicule of Kramer and Newman's claim that Keith Hernandez spat on the two of them. He traces the imaginary path of the spittle which involves changing directions and pausing in midair to strike Newman in multiple locations. "Now ''that''... is one magic loogie." The point being to illustrate how impossible it was for the event to happen in real life. |
| 278 | * BigDamnHeroes: The undercover cop who saves Kramer from the mugger in "The Subway." |
| 279 | * BigShutUp: Both Jerry and Elaine do this repeatedly to the dog in "The Dog". |
| 280 | ** Elaine (hoarsely) screams at the alley dog to shut up in "The Engagement". |
| 281 | ** In "The Cafe", after Babu re-tools the restaurant to serve Pakistani food (and still not making much profit), he shouts "QUIET!" and "YOU SHUT UP!" to Jerry when Jerry says the shrimp is a little stringy. |
| 282 | ** Elaine is twice told to shut up by [[HairTriggerTemper Arnie]] in "The Yada Yada". This reaction affects Arnie and Beth's eligibility to adopt a child. |
| 283 | * BigWordShout: See SkywardScream for more examples. |
| 284 | ** '''SEVEN!''' ("The Seven") |
| 285 | ** '''SUUUUUUUUZE!''' ("The Susie") |
| 286 | ** '''TWIIIIIIIIX!''' ("The Dealership") |
| 287 | * BileFascination: Invoked in "The Letter": A couple named the Arms is fascinated by the Kramer portrait. Mr. Arm is repulsed by it: |
| 288 | --> '''Mr. Arm''': He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away.\ |
| 289 | (later...)\ |
| 290 | '''Mr. Arm''': He sickens me.\ |
| 291 | '''Mrs. Arm''': I love it.\ |
| 292 | '''Mr. Arm''': Me too. |
| 293 | * BilingualBonus: Manny, the fast-talking Hispanic super in "The Apartment", is left untranslated and unsubtitled. When he describes Kramer's moussed-up hair as "mucho más malo", Kramer takes it as a compliment. |
| 294 | * BirthdayEpisode: Elaine in "The Deal" and Jerry in "The Outing". |
| 295 | %%* BitterWeddingSpeech: George's curse toast in "The Opera". |
| 296 | * {{Bizarrchitecture}}: Jerry's apartment [[https://www.iflscience.com/physics/reddit-makes-unsettling-discovery-seinfelds-apartment-defies-the-laws-of-physics/ defies the laws of physics]]. |
| 297 | * BizarroUniverse: Elaine's new friend, Kevin. His friends include the charitable and well-dressed Gene; quiet and considerate next-door neighbor, Feldman; and a [=FedEx=] employee known only as "Fargus," whom Kevin is very jovial with. His apartment is a mirror-opposite of Jerry's, complete with a unicycle hanging on the wall, a PC in place of Jerry's Mac, and, yes, a Bizarro statuette instead of a Superman one. |
| 298 | ** When Jerry and Kramer have to switch apartments, Kramer become more sarcastic and reserved, while Jerry becomes more spastic and eccentric, even using Kramer's CatchPhrase "Giddy up!". |
| 299 | * BlackComedy: Zig-zagged by George in "The Comeback" when his "jerk store" retort to Reilly fails. |
| 300 | --> '''George''': ...Oh yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife! |
| 301 | --> '''Man''': [[DudeNotFunny His wife is in a coma.]] |
| 302 | ** George is contrite at first, but on the drive home [[ComebackTomorrow he happens to think of the perfect coma joke...]] |
| 303 | ** The way [[spoiler: George's fiancee, Susan]] is written out of the show, [[spoiler: by licking poisonous envelopes for their wedding invitations]]. |
| 304 | * BlackComedyRape: Jerry suspects Tim Whatley and his dental assistant of doing sexual things to him while he was under the gas. |
| 305 | --> '''Elaine''': What do you think could have happened?\ |
| 306 | '''Jerry''': I don't know but I was spitting out and rinsing like there was no tomorrow! Is this guy a dentist, or Caligula?! |
| 307 | * BlahBlahBlah: "The Yada Yada." |
| 308 | * BlindWithoutEm: |
| 309 | ** George but he can apparently squint down to 20/20 vision without glasses. |
| 310 | ** A inversion occurs with Jerry, who doesn't wear glasses; in "The Gum", he wears glasses to fool Lloyd Braun (long story) and stumbles around because the prescription makes things extremely blurry. |
| 311 | * BlownUpwardByABlowhole: Averted in the episode "The Marine Biologist". [[spoiler:One of Kramer's golf balls ends up stuck in a whale's blowhole, and George has to remove it in order to save the whale.]] |
| 312 | * BlueAndOrangeMorality: PlayedForLaughs -- {{Cloudcuckoolander}} Kramer is asked if he's an alien on more than one occasion. It's mostly that his SkewedPriorities mean that he often doesn't seem to understand when he's doing something wrong, and even when he's trying to help the attempt often goes sideways. It's more that he doesn't really ''get'' that he's asking too much -- after all, he'd do the same for them -- but it never seems to occur to him that they might not want the same things. |
| 313 | * BluffTheEavesdropper: While in the diner waiting for a reporter who's going to do a story on Jerry, he and George notice a young woman eavesdropping on their conversation, so to mess with her they pretend to be gay for each other. It turns out that she's the reporter Jerry was waiting for, who then outs them in her school newspaper as gay. They try desparately to convince her that they're not gay -- NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat. |
| 314 | * BluffWorkedTooWell: Jerry and George pretend to be gay to prank an eavesdropper at Monk's cafe, who turns out to be a reporter from a college newspaper and who publishes that they're gay. No matter how much they try to backpedal and/or deny that they're gay (NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat) it just "proves" that they're gay that much more. |
| 315 | * BookEnds: The last conversation between Jerry and George in the finale is identical to the first conversation of the first episode. The real tragedy of the end of the series is that they've run out of things to talk about, and have started looping back on themselves. |
| 316 | ** Scenes of George and Jerry considering settling down with the women currently in their lives bookend Season 7. |
| 317 | ** "The Opposite" starts with Jerry, Elaine, and George at the diner, with Elaine on top of the world regarding the developments in her career and personal life and George down in the dumps for the same reasons. At the episodes end, the situations have been completely reversed, with Elaine even dressed identically to how George was. |
| 318 | ** The first and last episodes of Season 9 feature Kramer acting as a claque for Jerry's bombing act. |
| 319 | * BoomerangBigot: In "The Chinese Woman," George's mother rejects the advice of Jerry's girlfriend Donna Chang because she finds out (having previously talked to the woman only on the phone) that Donna is not Chinese. "I don't want to take the advice of some girl from Long Island!" she shouts. |
| 320 | * BorrowedCatchphrase: In "The Fire", Jerry is twice accused of stealing "Baby!" from George. |
| 321 | --> '''Jerry''': There's no precedent, baby!\ |
| 322 | '''George''': ...What, are you usin' my "babies" now? |
| 323 | ** In "The Chicken Roaster", Jerry acts like Kramer after spending a few nights in his apartment, and also uses one of his catchphrases ("Giddyup!"). Likewise, Kramer starts acting like Jerry and uses "That's a shame." |
| 324 | ** In "The English Patient", Jerry says "It's go time" (the Mandlebaum family catchphrase) right before Izzy Sr. throws out his back trying to lift a TV. |
| 325 | * BothSidesHaveAPoint: In "The Parking Spot" both George and the other driver have equal claim to the spot outside Jerry's apartment. George was there first but was just sitting around instead of actually parking. The other guy meanwhile was trying to parallel park front first, which may be his preferred style, but is still unusual and not the recommended method. Played for laughs when observers, up to and including the police can't figure out who's right. In the end the issue is left unresolved. |
| 326 | * BottleEpisode: "The Chinese Restaurant", "The Parking Garage", etc. |
| 327 | * BreadEggsBreadedEggs: In "The Serenity Now": |
| 328 | --> '''George''': [trying to sell Jerry a computer] You can check porn. And stock quotes.\ |
| 329 | '''Jerry''': ''(fondly)'' Porn quotes. |
| 330 | * BreadEggsMilkSquick: |
| 331 | ** As they were befriending elderly people through an agency in "The Old Man": |
| 332 | -->'''Jerry''': They really should mention that in the breakdown: height, weight, goiter. |
| 333 | ** When George gets hired by the Yankees in "The Opposite": |
| 334 | -->'''Jerry''': Ruth, Gehrig, [=DiMaggio=], Mantle, Costanza? |
| 335 | ** In "The Dealership" when George complains about the mechanic who stole his Twix bar: |
| 336 | -->'''George''': All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired. |
| 337 | * BreakTheHaughty: Lloyd Braun starts off as a SmugSnake who is AlwaysSomeoneBetter to George. After inadvertently ruining his career, he quickly snaps and rapidly degenerates into an unhinged wreck of a human being even more pathetic than ''George''. |
| 338 | * BreakingTheFourthWall: Towards the beginning of "The Understudy," as Jerry is leaving his apartment with George, the two are talking about how hard it is to tell bad actors that they stink. Jerry then directly talks to the camera: "Just once I would like to tell someone they stink. You know what? I didn't like the show. I didn't like you. It just really stunk. The whole thing, real bad. Stinkaroo. Thanks for the tickets though." |
| 339 | ** Jerry winks at the camera at the end of "The Race," in homage to George Reeves as Superman. |
| 340 | * BreakoutCharacter: Cosmo Kramer |
| 341 | ** George Costanza seems to have become this in the years after the series' end having nearly made the top 5 of various "Greatest Sitcom Characters" lists all by himself. |
| 342 | * BrickJoke: The majority of episodes' subplots are arranged to have one of these in some way or another: |
| 343 | ** In "The Keys" Jerry gets fed up with Kramer's constant intrusions and demands that Kramer give him his spare keys. Kramer then demands his own spare keys back, which turns out to be a massive keyring with dozens of keys on it. At the very end of the multi-part episode (which involves Kramer moving to California to be an actor and being mistaken for a serial killer before coming back to New York), Jerry gives Kramer his spare key back... at which point Kramer returns ''his'' massive keyring by hurling it onto Jerry's coffee table. |
| 344 | ** In "The Puffy Shirt," George mentions that he won "a contest" to see who can go the longest without masturbating. In "The Finale", it's revealed that he cheated. |
| 345 | ** Halfway through season four, Jerry's father finds his wallet missing after going to a doctor, and accuses him of stealing it, which is left unresolved. In the season finale, Jerry discovers it simply fell out of his pocket and between the couch cushions. |
| 346 | ** The closing credits of Season 9 tend towards this, including some soundbite from earlier in the episode in lieu of the Castlerock fanfare. As an example, in "The Dealership," an elderly character remarks that he could buy a candy bar for a nickel back in the day - later repeating "A ''nickel''!" out of the blue. This example is actually a DoubleSubversion - it ends with the usual fanfare, but it fades out, and... "''[[RuleOfThree A nickel!]]''" |
| 347 | ** Towards the beginning of "The Sponge", Jerry is obsessed with whether the homeless get sick of eating soup all the time, and bugs his girlfriend Lena about it. Towards the end of the episode, Lena finally answers one of his soup questions: "Oh, by the way, I checked at the soup kitchen: They ''do'' have cream soups." But by that point, Jerry doesn't care: "Hey, that's dynamite." |
| 348 | ** In the Season Seven premiere, Jerry decides to toast George's engagement to Susan, but realizes that he has no champagne. In the Season Seven finale, Jerry gets engaged, and toasts both his and George's future wives, and points out he has champagne. |
| 349 | ** "The Alternate Side" opens with Jerry's car having just been stolen. He calls the car phone and speaks to the thief, and Kramer takes the phone and asks the thief to drop off a pair of gloves that he left in the car. During the credits, Kramer comes into the coffee shop to talk about how he was fired from the Woody Allen movie he got a part in. He then pulls out a pair of gloves, which Jerry recognizes as the ones that were in his car. |
| 350 | ** Perhaps the most famous example is from "The Marine Biologist" in which early in the episode, Kramer is striking golf balls into the ocean as a means of recreation; towards the end, when George is telling the story of how he helped the beached whale, revealing that he found Kramer's golf ball in its blowhole. |
| 351 | ** The first episode begins with Jerry and George talking about the second button of George's shirt. The finale ends with them having the same conversation verbatim until George notes that they've talked about this before. |
| 352 | ** In the Season 3 episode "The Parking Spot", George spends ages hunting for a parking spot and refuses to park his car in a parking garage, likening it to paying a prostitute for sex when "if I apply myself, maybe I can get it for free". In the Season 7 episode "The wig Maker", George has apparently gotten over his dislike of parking garages and now keeps his car in one. As fate would have it, he discovers that this particular garage moonlights as a brothel, and has ''actual prostitutes'' having sex with their clients inside the cars, including George's. |
| 353 | * BriefAccentImitation |
| 354 | -->'''Elaine''': Maybe the dingo et yer baby. |
| 355 | ** Also discussed by Jerry and Kramer with their (very bad) attempts at a Cockney accent. |
| 356 | -->'''Kramer''': Not bloody likely! |
| 357 | -->'''Jerry''': That's the worst Cockney accent I've ever heard in my life. |
| 358 | ** In "The Conversion," George accidentally pronounces "vast" the same way the priest he is talking to pronounces it. |
| 359 | * BrosBeforeHoes: Inverted in "The Stranded". Jerry allows George to take a woman home from a party, leaving himself and Elaine stranded there for hours until Kramer can come pick them up. When Elaine questions him, he says "There's nothing I could do. It's part of the Code." It then cuts to Jerry doing stand-up explaining this further. |
| 360 | --> '''Jerry:''' All plans between men are tentative. If one man should suddenly have an opportunity to pursue a woman, it's like these two guys never met each other ever in life. This is the Male Code. And it doesn't matter how important the arrangements are, I mean, most of the time when they scrub a space shuttle mission it's because one of the astronauts met someone on his way to the launch pad. They hold that countdown. He's leaning against the rocket talking to her, "So listen, when I get back what do you say we get together for some Tang?" |
| 361 | * [[{{Brown Note}} Brown Note]]: One of Elaine's boyfriends suddenly goes into a trance-like state any time he hears the song "Desperado", telling everyone around him to shut up so he can listen to it. Feeling left out, Elaine tries to pick a song that the two of them could enjoy together, suggesting "Witchy Woman", but the boyfriend shoots the whole idea down. At the end of the episode, the boyfriend is getting surgery after being injured. The radio begins to play "Witchy Woman", and the surgeon abruptly stops operating and goes into the same kind of trance, [[DeathByIrony causing the boyfriend to apparently die on the table]]. |
| 362 | * BrutalHonesty: Kramer on more than one occasion. In "The Nose Job", for example, Kramer openly tells George's latest girlfriend that she needs a nose job. |
| 363 | ** Subverted in "The Kiss Hello". Jerry and Elaine scheme to get Kramer to meet Wendy, because they know he'll criticize her old-fashioned hairdo. It backfires when Kramer finds Wendy's hairdo appealing. |
| 364 | * BullyingADragon: George taunts a handcuffed criminal about to be taken on a plane by police over getting the last copy of ''Time Magazine''. Later in the episode, George is waiting to use the bathroom on a plane. The door opens, and guess who is inside, and with no police around? He pulls George in and presumably beats the crap out of him. |
| 365 | * BurningTheFlag: In one controversial episode, while walking through the Puerto Rican Day Parade, Kramer accidentally sets the Puerto Rican flag on fire with a sparkler and immediately tries to stomp it out. HilarityEnsues when several Puerto Ricans see him stomping on the still- burning flag... |
| 366 | * BuryYourGays: Well, bi in Susan Ross' case (''The Invitations'') |
| 367 | * ButWeUsedACondom: In "The Fix-Up", there's a brief concern that George got Cynthia pregnant when she misses her period: |
| 368 | --> '''Elaine''': But he used a condom, right? |
| 369 | --> '''Cynthia''': I know, but these things aren't always foolproof! |
| 370 | * ButtMonkey: The main group all qualify, but Elaine and ''especially'' George stand out. |
| 371 | * ByTheBookCop: Marcelino in "The Little Jerry". When he refuses to take Jerry's bounced check down, even after Jerry pays him back: |
| 372 | --> '''Marcelino''': Sorry, no. It's store policy.\ |
| 373 | '''Jerry''': But it's your bodega.\ |
| 374 | '''Marcelino''': Even ''I'' am not above the policy. |
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| 377 | [[folder:C-D]] |
| 378 | * CallBack: During the season 7 premiere, "The Engagement", George goes to the beach pier to re-evaluate his life. He starts thinking of Susan and how he'd like to give her another shot. He starts running and a flock of pigeons disperses as he runs towards them. This type of scene is used two more times, only with Jerry in George's place (the season 7 finale, "The Invitations", has Jerry contemplating whether he should marry Jeannie, while season 9's "The Voice" has Jerry contemplating whether he wants to keep seeing his latest girlfriend or dump her so he can do a silly voice). |
| 379 | ** George asking Jerry what kind of professions he would be best suited for first appears in "The Revenge" after he quits his job. This same type of conversation is revisited much later in the series (using the same staging and everything) in "The Slicer" when George is concerned that he'll get fired for the photo on Kruger's desk. |
| 380 | ** In the episode "The Pie", a subplot is about why a mannequin looks so much like Elaine. At the end of the episode, we learn it was made by the creepy guy who has a crush on Elaine from the episode, "The Cigar Store Indian". |
| 381 | ** In "The Finale", George gripes about how dinky the plane is, how Ted Danson gets a better plane. George's jealousy of Ted Danson was first revealed in some early season 4 episodes when Jerry and George were pitching the pilot to NBC. |
| 382 | ** Also in "The Finale", the closing moments of the series have Jerry talking about the buttons on George's shirt, which is the same conversation the two had in the first episode. Lampshaded by George asking, "Have we had this conversation before?" |
| 383 | ** In "The Puffy Shirt", the man photographing George's hands tells of a man who was his predecessor, with beautiful hands that were disfigured by excessive masturbation ("He was not [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike "Master of his domain"]]). The scene ends with a CallBack to "The Contest": |
| 384 | --> '''Man''': I hadn't seen another pair of hands like Ray [=McKigney=]'s, until today. You are his successor. I... only hope you have a little more self-control.\ |
| 385 | '''George''': You don't have to worry about me. I won a contest. |
| 386 | ** "The Pilot" had many references to older episodes, mostly from the regular and one-shot characters watching Jerry's pilot. Just one example: Helen Seinfeld finds the pilot hilarious and says, "How could anyone not like him?", something she said in "The Wallet". |
| 387 | * CantGetAwayWithNuthin: Likely more examples than can be reasonably counted - the "who owns a pony" line comes to mind. |
| 388 | * CantGetInTroubleForNuthin: In "The Millennium", George must get fired from the Yankees in order to obtain a better job with the Mets. Everything he does in an attempt to get fired [[SpringtimeForHitler ends up getting him praised]]. In the end, he finally manages to do something that ''would have'' gotten him fired... except Mr. Wilhelm barges in at the last second, claiming George is innocent and was only working under his orders. Wilhelm gets fired instead, after which he reveals to George that he was up for the same Mets job. |
| 389 | * CantTakeCriticism: Raquel Welch in "The Summer of George". |
| 390 | * TheCaper: Lampshaded in "The Café": |
| 391 | -->'''Jerry''': Hey, I love a good caper. |
| 392 | -->'''Elaine''': Yeah, that's what this is. A caper. |
| 393 | ** Parodied in "The Frogger." George assembles a RagtagBunchOfMisfits with a diverse range of skills to help him take a ''VideoGame/{{Frogger}}'' arcade cabinet home without turning it off[[note]]To preserve his high score[[/note]], going so far as to make a plan of action and draw up a map of the pizzeria the game is situated in. All of his crew members operate under the assumption that they're committing a heist. |
| 394 | --->'''Schlomo''': So what kind of jailtime are we looking at if we're caught? \ |
| 395 | '''George''': What do you mean? \ |
| 396 | '''Slippery Pete''': We're stealing this thing, right? \ |
| 397 | '''George''': No, no, I've paid for it. \ |
| 398 | '''Slippery Pete''': I thought we were stealing it. \ |
| 399 | '''Kramer''': Yeah, it feels like we're stealing it. \ |
| 400 | '''George''': We're not stealing it. \ |
| 401 | '''Schlomo''': I definitely thought we're stealing it. |
| 402 | * CaptainObvious: |
| 403 | ** In "The Chinese Restaurant": |
| 404 | ---> '''George''': She called. He yelled Cartwright. I missed her.\ |
| 405 | '''Jerry''': Who's "Cartwright"?\ |
| 406 | '''George''': ''I'm'' Cartwright.\ |
| 407 | '''Jerry''': You're not Cartwright.\ |
| 408 | '''George''': OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!!! |
| 409 | ** In "The Secretary", Kenny Bania states the obvious and Jerry calls him out on it: |
| 410 | ---> '''Bania''': You know Jerry, I was thinking. For our next meal, do you think we should come here ... or should we go someplace else? You know it has it's pros and cons. On the one hand, here, you're guaranteed a great meal. On the other hand-\ |
| 411 | '''Jerry''': (annoyed) Yeah, yeah I know. This would be good, but it would be the same. But if we go some place else, it would be different, but it might not be as good. It's a gamble. I GET IT. |
| 412 | ** In "The Abstinence": |
| 413 | ---> '''Katie''': Oh. Jerry, great news. I got you an assembly.\ |
| 414 | '''Jerry''': An assembly?\ |
| 415 | '''Katie''': Two hours in front of the entire junior high, grades six through eight. That's sixth grade, seventh grade--\ |
| 416 | '''Jerry''': I understand. |
| 417 | ** In "The Wizard", when Kramer is running for Del Boca Vista condo president: |
| 418 | ---> '''Kramer''': Remember, ma'am, a vote for me is a vote for Kramer. |
| 419 | * CarRadioDispute: * Two variations of this: |
| 420 | ** In "The Wig Master," Kramer keeps playing with George's car radio, until finally George snaps, "Would you just pick a station?!" Kramer says, "I like 'em all!" The knob pops off as a result. |
| 421 | ** In "The Burning," Elaine borrows Puddy's car, and discovers all of his presets are programmed to Christian Rock stations. As an experiment, George suggests she changes the presets to see if he'll change them back, which he apparently does. |
| 422 | %% * CarryingACake |
| 423 | * TheCasanova: |
| 424 | ** Over the course of the show, 73 women were shown or said to be dating and/or sleeping with Jerry, though that has more to do with his tendency to drop a girl at the slightest provocation than any of his supposed seduction skills. Him being able to get a ''new'' woman each time he dumped another one, though, can be chalked up to either this trope or his "Even Steven" powers. |
| 425 | ** Kramer is said to have an inexplicable ability to land beautiful women. |
| 426 | ** George has a quite impressive number of girlfriends over the show's run, despite how much he bemoans his difficulty with getting one. |
| 427 | * CasualCarGiveaway: Jerry gets rid of a car infected with unbelievable B.O. by driving it to a bad neighborhood and leaving it with the keys in front of a shady-looking guy. The guy steals it immediately... and regrets it just as quickly. |
| 428 | %% * CatapultNightmare: Kramer, in "The Millennium". |
| 429 | * CatchPhrase: |
| 430 | ** Elaine's "'''Get out'''". |
| 431 | ** Jerry's "That's a shame". |
| 432 | ** Kramer's "Giddy up!". |
| 433 | ** George tends to refer to saleswomen and waitresses as 'Darling' and 'Sweetheart'. |
| 434 | ** (After George excitedly blurts out something he needs Jerry to do after Jerry answers the phone) "Who is this.........?" Elaine turns it on Jerry in "The Dealership". |
| 435 | ** David Puddy: "Yeah, that's right". |
| 436 | ** Uncle Leo: "Jerry! ''Hello!''" |
| 437 | %% ** "That's gold, Jerry, gold!", "Evidently...", "NO SOUP FOR YOU" etc. |
| 438 | %% ** The whole plot of "The Voice". |
| 439 | %% ** "Helloooooo, Newman..." And alternatively, "NEWMAN!" |
| 440 | %% *** Even Jerry's mother says hi to Newman that way. |
| 441 | * CaughtOnTape: Kramer's video recording of an armed robbery (including the MainCharacters' mockery of the victim) gets used against them in court during the finale. |
| 442 | * CaughtOnTheJumbotron: In "The Lip Reader," George eats very sloppily on the Jumbotron at the US Open, and the commentators mock him for not using a napkin. |
| 443 | * CaughtWithYourPantsDown: The setup for "The Contest." |
| 444 | * CavemenVsAstronautsDebate: |
| 445 | ** Elaine's breakup with Jake Jarmel over an exclamation point. |
| 446 | ** Jerry breaking up with a girlfriend because he didn't like a Cotton Dockers jeans ad and she did. |
| 447 | ** Elaine is treated as almost subhuman because she doesn't like ''Film/TheEnglishPatient''. She gets dumped by her boyfriend, she loses her friends, and Peterman even fires her from her job (although reconsiders when she agrees to go to Tunisia where they filmed the movie). |
| 448 | * CelebrityParadox: |
| 449 | ** In "The Pitch", the NBC lobby is adorned with posters for its current shows, one of them being ''Reasonable Doubts'', a legal drama starring Mark Harmon and Marlee Matlin, who are featured on the poster. Marlee Matlin later guest-starred as Jerry's (deaf) girlfriend of the week in the episode "The Lip Reader" the following season. |
| 450 | ** "The Raincoats" involved Jerry and his then-girlfriend making out while watching ‘’Film/SchindlersList’’. Later on, in "The Gymnast" Jerry dates a woman played by Elina Löwensohn, who had a small role in that film. |
| 451 | ** Jerry is an avid fan of ''ComicBook/{{Superman}}'' and even mentions the Creator/ChristopherReeve ''Film/SupermanFilmSeries''. In "The Good Samaritan", a character played by Creator/HelenSlater appears. Slater played ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} in the ''Film/Supergirl1984'' spin-off movie. |
| 452 | ** "The Couch" features a display of Sega Genesis games, one of which is ''[[VideoGame/JurassicParkSegaGenesis Jurassic Park]]''; Creator/WayneKnight, who plays Newman, played Dennis Nedry in the film. |
| 453 | * CelebrityResemblance: Kramer thinks that Jerry looks like Lena Horne. |
| 454 | * CelibateEccentricGenius: Men become more intelligent when they stop having sex, because [[AllMenArePerverts most of their brains are always obsessed with sex]], and that part begins to function properly when sex is no longer a factor in their lives. This is inverted though with women-they get ''dumber'' from abstinence. |
| 455 | * CelibateHero: George vows to remain celibate after not having sex for several weeks makes him vastly more intelligent, since he finds life much more fulfilling being smart and pursuing knowledge. However, his new ability to speak Portuguese allows him to sleep with the hot Portuguese waitress at Monk's. He did the math in his head and determined it was a once in a lifetime chance, so he took it, and became an idiot again. |
| 456 | * ChalkOutline: In his standup in "The Beard" Jerry pokes fun at the thought that the police employ people solely for this. |
| 457 | * CharacterDevelopment: Completely averted, by design. "No hugging, no learning". To further touch on this, [[WordOfGod Larry David made it clear that he cared nothing about character development or any kind of continuity]], all he cared about was that the show was funny, and by design, the characters were funny as well; this did disorient some of the actors at first, particularly Jason Alexander (see CharacterizationMarchesOn below), who found they would behave one way one week, and then behave differently the next as if what happened last week never happened. |
| 458 | * CharacterisationClickMoment: Creator/JasonAlexander initially thought George was based on Creator/WoodyAllen and played him as such until one day he walked up to Creator/LarryDavid claiming to be unable to make heads or tails of one of George's antics seeing as "not only could this never happen but no human being would react like this". David explained it happened to ''him'' and ''this'' was how he reacted. It was then he realized George was David's AuthorAvatar all along. |
| 459 | * CharacterizationMarchesOn: Puddy is almost a completely different character in his first two appearances - in his first episode, he's a very competent, fair, and honest mechanic, who can speak coherently; in his second appearance, he's an overzealous hockey fan who ends up scaring a Spanish priest nearly to death with his Devils face painting. After that, he becomes the dimwitted, mumbling doofus he's best known for. |
| 460 | ** Really, this happens with all of the main cast too, with the possible exception of Kramer. Jerry, George and Elaine are all far saner and empathetic in the earlier years and grow progressively sociopathic and self-centered. Just look at the show's pilot, which ends with Jerry feeling disappointed when the women he thought was interested in him turned out to be engaged. In a later episode, he likely would have tried to manipulate the situation and end up with her anyway. |
| 461 | *** Speaking of that: In the earliest episodes, Jason Alexander patterned George after Creator/WoodyAllen. During season 2, however, he began to find his groove with the character. This can be attributed to the filming of "The Revenge", when Jason found out that Larry David actually based George off of himself.[[note]]Specifically, learning that the plot involving George quitting and then returning the next day as if nothing happened was based on when David did the same thing on Series/SaturdayNightLive... except, unlike George, he got away with it.[[/note]] |
| 462 | * CharacterTitle: |
| 463 | ** ''Seinfeld'', named after the title character. |
| 464 | ** In-universe, ''Jerry''. |
| 465 | ** The in-universe movie ''Death Blow'' is apparently named after the character of the same name in the movie, since Kramer shouts at the screen, "Go get 'em, Death Blow!". Unless it's like when people call Bruce Willis's character "Die Hard". |
| 466 | * CheerThemUpWithLaughter: "The Stand In" has Jerry be informed that a friend of his, Fulton, is in the hospital and "could use a laugh". As a comedian, Jerry finds the prospect challenging. He thinks he's good, but not "make someone forget about terrible pain" good. Throughout the episode, he tries cheering Fulton up multiple times. At the end, [[spoiler: it works too well, and Fulton DiesLaughing.]] |
| 467 | * ChekhovsGun: |
| 468 | ** Season 5's "The Marine Biologist". Jerry makes a high school friend believe George is a marine biologist. Kramer goes to the beach and hits golf balls into the ocean, never brought up again. Until the end, when [[spoiler: George must rescue a whale from dying, and he finds an obstruction in its blowhole. It turns out to be one of the golf balls from earlier, and Kramer recognizes it when George regales the whale of a tale [[RhymesonaDime (sorry)]] to his friends.]] |
| 469 | ** In season 3's "The Keys" Jerry's girlfriend tells him "you were so fast with those keys" as they enter his apartment, pretending to be escaping a murderer. Seconds later Jerry demands Kramer hand in his spare key to Jerry's apartment. |
| 470 | * ChekhovsGunman: In season 3's "The Subway" Kramer meets a blind guy on the subway. Later he gets a hot tip on a horse race, bets on it, and wins a large sum of C-notes which a thug hunts him down for. It turns out [[spoiler: the blind beggar from earlier was an undercover cop, who Kramer gave money to, and arrests the thug.]] |
| 471 | * ChewOutFakeOut: Reversed. Henry Atkins, the postmaster general in "The Junk Mail" (played by Creator/WilfordBrimley) starts out very friendly to Kramer, only to tear into him mid-speech. |
| 472 | --> '''Kramer''': Can I get out of here?\ |
| 473 | '''Henry''': (amiable) Oh, oh. Sit a bit. Sit a bit. I mean, after all, I drove all the way up here from D.C. just to talk to you. I even had to cancel a round of golf with the secretary of state. Do you like golf, Mr. Kramer?\ |
| 474 | '''Kramer''': Yeah.\ |
| 475 | '''Henry''': Kramer, I've been, uh, reading some of your material here. I gotta be honest with you: you make a pretty strong case. I mean, just imagine: An army of men in wool pants running through the neighborhood handing out pottery catalogs, door to door. (Kramer laughs; Henry gets serious) Well it's my job, and I'm pretty damn serious about it. In addition to being a postmaster, I'm a general. And we both know, it's the job of a general to, by God, get things done. So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when someone calls me away from my golf.\ |
| 476 | '''Kramer''': I'm very, very sorry.\ |
| 477 | '''Henry''': Sure, you're sorry. I think we got a stack of mail out at the desk that belongs to you. Now, you want that mail, don't you Mr. Kramer?\ |
| 478 | '''Kramer''': Sure do.\ |
| 479 | '''Henry''': Now, that's better. |
| 480 | %% * TheChewToy: George Costanza. |
| 481 | * ChristianityIsCatholic: Somewhat justified by this being New York, which is in fact noticeably more Catholic than the rest of the United States. None of the main characters are religious and Jerry and George are both clearly Jewish ([[AmbiguouslyJewish Jewish-ish]] in George's case), but when Christianity appears, Catholicism is the default. |
| 482 | ** Costanza is seemingly an Italian name and Frank belongs to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_of_Columbus the Knights of Columbus]], a Catholic organization, but Estelle is a very stereotypical JewishMother. |
| 483 | ** In "The Burning", Elaine learns that her boyfriend Puddy is religious, and believes that she's going to Hell. While the religious stations preset on his car radio sound born-again Protestant, the couple wind up being counseled by his priest. The same priest, Father Curtis, is also the one Jerry consults (in a {{confession|al}} booth, no less) when he thinks Tim Whatley has converted to Judaism [[NWordPrivileges purely for the jokes]] in "The Yada Yada". |
| 484 | *** Puddy's religion doesn't stop him from painting himself up as the devil and terrorizing an elderly El Salvadoran priest in his first appearance in "The Face Painter", but it's entirely possible his born-again faith was a later development or a passing phase. |
| 485 | ** Averted in "The Conversion", however, where the church in question is specifically [[UsefulNotes/OrthodoxChristianity Latvian Orthodox]].[[note]]Although the writer of the episode didn't know there actually was such a church and largely based it on the ''Russian'' Orthodox Church instead. The show received thank you letters for including it anyway.[[/note]] |
| 486 | * ChristmasEpisode: Downplayed. To be expected, given the Jewish title character as well as many of the cast and writers. Rather than special holiday episodes, they're usually just regular episodes that happen to be set around the Christmas season. |
| 487 | ** Elaine attends her office Christmas party, as in "The Red Dot", and sends out annual Christmas cards, including a memorable {{nip|pledAndDimed}} [[WardrobeMalfunction slip]] in "The Pick". |
| 488 | ** Kramer gets hired as a MallSanta at a department store then converts to communism in "The Race". |
| 489 | ** "The Gum" and "The Andrea Doria" show that it's Christmastime, but it isn't plot-relevant. |
| 490 | ** The closest thing to an actual Christmas episode is the full-on CrappyHolidays episode "The Strike": George pretends his family doesn't celebrate Christmas to get out of his office's gift exchange. Which is technically true: his father Frank got so fed up with the commercialism of Christmas after a fight over a doll in a store (for George) one year that he washed his hands of Christmas and decided to [[StartMyOwn start his own holiday]]: Festivus ("A Festivus for the rest of us!"). Kramer takes an interest; George's boss Mr. Kruger invites himself along. The made-up holiday includes such events as the Airing of Grievances (telling people all the ways they've ticked you off and let you down during the past year) and the Feats of Strength (the head of the household choosing someone to wrestle -- [[ButtMonkey George]], naturally). There's no hugging, no learning, and no tree (Frank finds tinsel distracting, so it's just a featureless aluminum pole instead), but it does bring everyone together. |
| 491 | --->'''Kramer:''' It's a Festivus miracle! |
| 492 | *** ...at least until Jerry breaks up with his latest girlfriend because she looks terrible under certain lighting ("She's a two-face!") and Kramer has to leave to work a double shift at the bagel place where he's been on strike for the last twelve years. Elaine handing out fake phone numbers to interested guys also catches up to her when a bookie she placed a bet with shows up as well (along with his henchman). |
| 493 | * ChummyCommies: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] and [[DownplayedTrope downplayed.]] Steinbrenner ''assumes'' George is this after he gets caught placing personal ads in ''The Daily Worker'' and sends him to Cuba to recruit players. Fidel Castro appears and is shown to share Steinbrenner's penchant for rambling monologues without subjecting George or anyone else to any harsh treatment (on-screen, anyway). |
| 494 | * CigarChomper: The gang occasionally treats themselves to a cigar when they're celebrating, which typically segues into them acting smug with each other. Elaine clenches a cigar between her teeth as temporary boss of the J. Peterman Company in "The Foundation". Cuban dictator UsefulNotes/FidelCastro naturally smokes and gestures expansively with one of Cuba's famous cigars in "The Race". |
| 495 | * CircularReasoning: |
| 496 | ** Attempted by Elaine in "The Maid": |
| 497 | ---> '''Elaine''': 646? What is this? |
| 498 | ---> '''Phone guy''': That's your new area code. |
| 499 | ---> '''Elaine''': I thought 646 was just for new numbers. |
| 500 | ---> '''Phone guy''': This ''is'' a new number. |
| 501 | ---> '''Elaine''': No, no, no, no. It's not a new number. It's, it's, it's just a ''changed'' number. See? It's not different. It's the same, just... changed. |
| 502 | ---> '''Phone guy''': Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic. |
| 503 | ** In "The Smelly Car": |
| 504 | ---> '''Maître'd''': What do you mean, "stunk up"?\ |
| 505 | '''Jerry''': I mean, the car stinks! George, does the car stink?\ |
| 506 | '''George''': Stinks.\ |
| 507 | '''Jerry''': Stinks!\ |
| 508 | '''Maître'd''': Well perhaps ''you're'' the one who has the odor.\ |
| 509 | '''Jerry''': Hey, I've never smelled in my life, buddy!\ |
| 510 | '''Maître'd''': (skeptical) Really. Well I smell you ''now''.\ |
| 511 | '''Jerry''': That's from the car!\ |
| 512 | '''Maître'd''': Well maybe ''you're'' the one who stunk up the car, rather than the car stinking up you!!\ |
| 513 | '''George''': [[LampshadeHanging It's the chicken and the egg.]] |
| 514 | ** In "The Reverse Peephole", after Elaine mentions that Joe Mayo's fur coat was thrown out (she accidentally threw out what she thought was Puddy's fur coat, but it turned out to be Mayo's): |
| 515 | ---> '''Elaine''': So now Joe Mayo wants me to buy him a new coat.\ |
| 516 | '''Jerry''': Because you threw it out.\ |
| 517 | '''Elaine''': No, because I was in charge of the coats. It's ''insane.''\ |
| 518 | '''Jerry''': But you did actually throw his coat out the window.\ |
| 519 | '''Elaine''': But he doesn't know that. As far as he knows, somebody stole it, and ''that's'' the person who should be responsible.\ |
| 520 | '''Jerry''': (confused) ...But that's ''you''.\ |
| 521 | '''Elaine''': So I guess I'll have to buy him a new coat, even though I don't think I should be held responsible, which I am anyway. |
| 522 | * ClingyCostume: Kramer's jeans in "The Wait Out". |
| 523 | * ClingyMacGuffin: George uses the bathroom at a bookstore and takes a book in with him to read, and the store makes him buy it. His attempts to return it all meet with failure because the book has been "flagged". At the end of the episode he tries to drop it off at Goodwill, only to have the lady working there recognize that the book is flagged and reveal she used to work at one of the stores in the chain. She's disgusted with George that he would try to subject the less fortunate to a book that he took into the bathroom. |
| 524 | * ClipShow: The finale is a borderline example. While most of the episode is new footage, there are still some clips from previous episodes to go along with the testimonies of the characters from said episodes. |
| 525 | %% ** In season 6. |
| 526 | %% ** In season 9. |
| 527 | * CloserToEarth: |
| 528 | ** Subverted in the case of Elaine: she really only ''thinks'' she's closer to earth, when in reality, she is as bad as the other three. Exemplified best in "The Bizarro Jerry," where she dumps Jerry, George, and Kramer for well-adjusted, sophisticated doppelgangers, only to be dumped by the doppelgängers for being too violent. |
| 529 | ** Jerry, who is quite sane if he puts his mind to it, but usually doesn't care enough to clean his act up. |
| 530 | * {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: |
| 531 | ** Kramer doesn't seem to be all that grounded in reality, considering his wacky and over-the-top personality and penchant for engaging in crazy schemes, many of which somehow actually ''work''. He also mooches off Jerry constantly, demands things be done his way, is constantly asking for favors and to get out of things he's agreed to, and whenever he does do something for someone else (for example, giving Jerry blood), he usually expects an increasingly bizarre series of things in exchange -- but still, more than the other members of the group, he seems to genuinely mean well. |
| 532 | ** It's the contrast between would-be real-life adventure hero J. Peterman's romanticized vision of the world and the {{crapsack|World}} nature of the show he's on that provides most of the comedy between him and Elaine, based on the real Peterman catalog's over-the-top descriptions of fairly mundane clothing items. Dropping off the map in Burma and handing the reins of his company over to Elaine are just business as usual at the company. |
| 533 | ** George's boss George Steinbrenner, the real-life general manager of the New York Yankees, is depicted here as a faceless {{Rambling Old Man|Monologue}}, obsessing over minutiae and babbling nonstop to whoever's in the room (or himself). The President of the Tyler Chicken company and Cuban dictator UsefulNotes/FidelCastro turn out to be the exact same way. |
| 534 | * ColdOpening: Started replacing the stand-up routines in season 8; Larry David left the show around that time, so Jerry took on more responsibilities and no longer had time to write new material. |
| 535 | * ColdTurkeysAreEverywhere: In "The Wink," Jerry is on a diet that specifically precludes him from eating any kind of meat. Unluckily for him, his [[GirlOfTheWeek then-girlfriend in the episode]] is as carnivorous as a lion or a tiger. |
| 536 | * CollectorOfTheStrange: In "The Cigar Store Indian", it is discovered that Frank Costanza collects issues of TV Guide Magazine. |
| 537 | * ColorBlindConfusion: In "The Chicken Roaster", Kramer (who is not himself after a neon red Kenny Rogers Chicken sign has been put outside his window) unknowingly pours some tomato juice over his cereal. When he tastes: |
| 538 | --> '''Kramer:''' That looked like milk to me! Jerry, my rods and cones are all screwed up! |
| 539 | * ComebackTomorrow: The whole premise of George's subplot in "The Comeback"; he's told by co-worker Reilly, "The ocean called. They're running out of shrimp." He can't think of a comeback until later: "Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called; they're running out of ''you''." George wants to re-enact the same scenario so he can deliver the comeback, but unfortunately for George, Reilly has transferred to a sister office in Akron, Ohio. George decides to fly there just to deliver the comeback. But when he does, Reilly retorts with "What does it matter? You're their all time best-seller!" George, unable to think of a witty comeback, blurts out: "Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!" After being informed that Reilly's wife is in a coma, George feels guilty. However, after he gets back to New York, he thinks of a comeback for ''that'' line. [[HereWeGoAgain And he turns the car around.]] |
| 540 | * ComedicUnderwearExposure: Happens to George at the end of "The Boyfriend, Part 1", when he runs out of the bathroom when Kramer answers the phone without pretending to be Vandelay Industries. |
| 541 | * ComicSutra: In "The Fusilli Jerry", Elaine's boyfriend [[Creator/PatrickWarburton Puddy]], who is also Jerry's friend, steals Jerry's sex move and uses it on Elaine. The only part of the maneuver that is described is the very end, and it is referred to only as "the swirl". The swirl is contrasted with the pinch, which Jerry finds "a little presumptuous". It is found out that George also has invented a sex move, and all we know is that there is a knuckle involved. |
| 542 | --> '''Jerry''': Hey, what's the story? I hear you're doing my move. |
| 543 | --> '''Puddy''': What move? |
| 544 | --> '''Jerry''': What move? My move. The one I told you about. You used it on Elaine. |
| 545 | --> '''Puddy''': You're move? What, are you kidding? I was doing that before I knew you. All you told me about was the ending. |
| 546 | --> '''Jerry''': The ending is the whole thing. Without the ending, it's nothing. You had nothing. |
| 547 | --> '''Puddy''': Oh, that ending was so obvious. I would have figured it out anyway. I didn't need you to tell me that stupid twist. |
| 548 | --> '''Jerry''': Swirl. |
| 549 | --> '''Puddy''': Whatever. I don't even do it. |
| 550 | --> '''Jerry''': Oh, yeah, I know. You do the pinch. |
| 551 | --> '''Puddy''': Yeah, that's right. |
| 552 | * ComicallyMissingThePoint: Often occurs with Kramer. |
| 553 | ** From "The English Patient": |
| 554 | ---> '''Jerry''': (on the phone with Kramer) They're real Cubans?! They're human beings, from Cuba?! |
| 555 | ---> '''Kramer''': I said Cubans; what did you think I meant? |
| 556 | ---> '''Jerry''': CIGARS?! |
| 557 | ---> '''Kramer''': Jerry, Cuban cigars are ''illegal'' in this country! |
| 558 | ** A subversion occurred in "The Van Buren Boys", when Kramer accuses Elaine of missing the point of his story, despite that Kramer's story made no sense in the first place: |
| 559 | ---> '''Kramer''': Well, I'm on the phone with Bob, and I realize right then and there that I need to return this pair of pants. So, I'm off to the store. (...) ...I slipped, and fell in the mud. Ruining the very pants I was about to return.\ |
| 560 | '''Elaine''': I don't understand.. you were wearing the pants you were returning?\ |
| 561 | '''Kramer''': I guess I ''was''.\ |
| 562 | '''Elaine''': What were you gonna wear on the way back?\ |
| 563 | '''Kramer''': Elaine, are you listening?! I didn't even ''get'' there! |
| 564 | ** In "The Chicken Roaster", after Kramer asks Jerry to switch apartments temporarily, Jerry makes a sarcastic comment that goes right over Kramer's head. |
| 565 | ---> '''Jerry''': Or I could sleep in the park. You could knock these walls down, make it an eight room luxury suite.\ |
| 566 | '''Kramer''': Jerry these are load-bearing walls, they're not gonna come down! \ |
| 567 | '''Jerry''': Yeah, that's no good. |
| 568 | ** In "The Little Kicks", when Kramer encourages Jerry to keep bootlegging movies: |
| 569 | ---> '''Kramer''': This isn't your little comedy act. We're talking feature films here! |
| 570 | * ComicalOverreacting: A trademark of George. One example, in "The Seven" after Susan rejects George's idea to name their child "Seven": |
| 571 | --> '''George''': (shouting out the car window) ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST STAY CALM HERE!!! DON'T GET ALL CRAZY ON ME!!! |
| 572 | * CompetitionCouponMadness: Invoked several times with the show's focus on the characters' daily lives. |
| 573 | ** Elaine's quest to become a ''submarine captain'' [[note]](free sub)[[/note]] at ''Atomic Sub'' in "The Strike". |
| 574 | ** Kramer buys absurdly high amounts of food at the Price Club in "The Rye". |
| 575 | ** In "The Van Buren Boys" Peterman's surprisingly mundane private life includes collecting coupons. |
| 576 | * TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong: Elaine is the only one who doesn't like ''Film/TheEnglishPatient'', and that opinion causes her to lose her boyfriend, her friends, [[GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity and her job (temporarily)]]. |
| 577 | * ComplainingAboutRescuesTheyDontLike: Jerry mentions this happening in one of his stand-up comedy bits involving Superman, theorizing this is why superheroes have secret identities, since their rescues are so often destructive. |
| 578 | -->'''Jerry''' (voicing a complaining person): Yeah, Superman, thanks for saving my life and all, but did you have to come through my wall? I've got a security deposit here, what am I supposed to do? |
| 579 | * ComplimentBackfire: In "The Maid", when George is annoyed at being nicknamed "Koko" (named after the monkey) at the office: |
| 580 | --> '''Jerry''': Well, it's probably the most intelligent ape there is.\ |
| 581 | '''George''': ''(still annoyed)'' ...Yeah. |
| 582 | * CompressedAbstinence: In the episode "The Contest", the characters try to "[[UnusualEuphemism be the master of their domain]]" by spending the longest without... mastering their domain. It doesn't last long. It was called back to, however, even in the series finale. |
| 583 | * CompressedVice: |
| 584 | ** George takes his shirt off in the bathroom and doesn't put it on properly again only in "The Gymnast". |
| 585 | ** In "The Note," George turns gay after experiencing an erection while a male masseuse gives him a massage; after that episode, he's back to his old self, and it's never mentioned again. |
| 586 | * {{Confessional}}: Jerry visits one in "The Yada Yada", although it's not so much to repent of sins, but to complain to the priest that Tim Whatley's making Jewish jokes. |
| 587 | * TheConfidant: In "The Hot Tub", Judy, a friend of Elaine's, confided in her that her baby was born out of wedlock. Elaine doesn't tell anybody except Jerry, but later in the episode Jean-Paul says hi and calls her baby a "cute little bastard" (a word he learned from George, who was using curse words to fit in with some Texas ball team managers). An offended Judy jumped to conclusions that Elaine told Jean-Paul her secret. |
| 588 | * ConspiracyTheorist: Kramer could fall into this at times; in "The Old Man," he claimed the alternative media is where you hear the truth. And in "The Bris", Kramer claimed that the government has been experimenting with creating a race of pigmen since the '50s ("Jerry wake up to reality. It's a military thing. They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors!"). |
| 589 | ** In "The Limo", Kramer was convinced that Jerry was working for the CIA, and thought Jerry probably knew who killed [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy Kennedy.]] |
| 590 | ** When Keith Hernandez spat on Kramer and Kramer is analyzing the trajectory of the saliva, he concludes that their must have been a second spitter. The whole scene parodies similar interpretations of the JFK assassination. |
| 591 | ** Jerry fell into this once too: In "The Non-Fat Yogurt", Jerry wondered if the non-fat yogurt thing was a conspiracy, and didn't know how deep it went. |
| 592 | * ContinuityCavalcade: The entire finale; nine seasons worth of wronged bystanders show up as character witnesses. There's the Virgin and the Soup Nazi and Puddy and Judge whose name is 'Art Vandaly.' |
| 593 | * ContinuityNod: Tons of them, rewarding loyal viewers with all sorts of in-jokes and references to previous events. It's yet another aspect of OnceOriginalNowCommon, because nowadays this is common in sitcoms, but back then was relatively rare. |
| 594 | ** Most seasons actually pick up from where the previous seasons left off, such as... |
| 595 | *** Season Five begins with George looking for a new job, after Season Four ended with his and Jerry's in-universe pilot not getting picked up for a series proper. |
| 596 | *** Season Eight starts with the Rosses starting up a foundation for Susan, and nabbing George on the board of directors, after Season Seven ended with Susan dying from sealing envelopes that had toxic adhesive (and their engagement was a thread that ran through the entire season). In fact, George mentions he just spent the last three months mourning (not really) her death, in reference to the summer hiatus between the two seasons. |
| 597 | *** Season Nine has George still recovering from the injuries he sustained in the Season Eight finale from falling down the stairs while his legs were in a state of extreme atrophy. |
| 598 | * ContrivedCoincidence: Almost every episode with an [[TwoLinesNoWaiting A plot and B plot]] will have them collide at the end, no matter how unlikely. This is made fun of in "The Gum", where George's truthful explanations for the increasingly absurd complications of the plot lead a woman he's trying to impress to believe he's undergoing SanitySlippage. |
| 599 | * ControlFreak: After George's therapist doesn't think the "Jerry" pilot script is funny, George accuses Jerry of being a control freak, having taken out all his good lines. |
| 600 | * TheCouch |
| 601 | * CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot: "YOU HAD TO HOP ON THE PLANE!!!" |
| 602 | ** In "The Wizard", when Susan's parents keep calling George's bluff on going to his non-existent house in the Hamptons, George finally tells the truth when the three get to the Hamptons: |
| 603 | --> '''George''': There's no house! It's a lie! There's no solarium. There's no Prickly Pete. There's no ''other'' solarium.\ |
| 604 | '''Mr. Ross''': We know.\ |
| 605 | '''George''': Then, why? ''Why'' did you make me drive all the way out here? Why didn't you say something? Why? Why? Why?!\ |
| 606 | '''Mrs. Ross''': We don't like you, George.\ |
| 607 | '''Mr. Ross''': And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan.\ |
| 608 | '''George''': Oh. |
| 609 | * CountingToThree: In "The Revenge", Glenda is blocking George's seat, which he needs to slip a mickey into his former boss's drink. So he says: |
| 610 | --> '''George''': I'm gonna count to three. If you don't give up the chair, the wig is coming off.\ |
| 611 | '''Glenda''': I don't wear a wig!\ |
| 612 | '''George''': ...One... (Glenda hustles out of the seat) |
| 613 | * CourtroomEpisode: Several, including the finale. |
| 614 | * CovertPervert: Many of the women Jerry dates, including one who had ''[[CrazyPrepared an entire closet]]'' full of contraceptive sponges. Justified they had been discontinued, and women in the Seinfeld-verse are [[UndyingLoyalty unflinchingly loyal]] to their preferred methods of birth control. |
| 615 | * CrackOhMyBack: The [[SitcomArchNemesis hyper-competitive]] Izzy Mandelbaum throws out his back in "The English Patient" trying to show up Morty Seinfeld in the exercise room. Later, he tries to jump out of bed ... and he does it again. [[GenerationXerox And so does his son. And his father.]] |
| 616 | ** In "The Nap", Elaine throws her back out and falls down by trying to move a mattress into her bedroom. The laughs are multiplied by the fact that the mattress smells terrible. She somehow procures a telephone and calls Jerry, begging him to come over and help her because, as she puts it, she's "trapped under a funky mattress". |
| 617 | * CrazyCulturalComparison: "Festivus," George's dad's alternative to Christmas. |
| 618 | * CreatorBreakdown: {{Invoked}}. Particularly in the early seasons, before the “show about nothing” theme really took off the episodes worked around the theme that what we saw happening to Jerry was used as inspiration for his stand-up routines, with the content of the routines we saw reflecting these experiences. |
| 619 | * CreepyDoll: In "The Doll", George is disturbed by one of his fiancee's dolls because it looks exactly like George's mother. |
| 620 | --> '''George''': Susan has this doll collection. One of the dolls looks exactly like my mother. She likes to sleep with it. |
| 621 | --> '''Jerry''': Wow. You were in bed with your mother last night? |
| 622 | --> '''George''': Felt like it. I tell you, this doll is pretty spooky. It's really freakin' me out, man. |
| 623 | ** When Jerry and Kramer switched apartments, one of the things that disturbed him to most was a ventriloquist dummy Kramer referred to as "Mr. Marbles." |
| 624 | -->'''Jerry:''' You gotta get rid of this thing! [[DemonicDummy I keep thinking it's gonna come to life at night and kill me!]] |
| 625 | * CreepyGymCoach: Offhandedly implied by Jerry at one point when he mentions that a gym teacher once told him something along the lines of someone only being gay if they get an erection as a result of ''contact'' with another man, not simple attraction to them. However, the only gym teacher actually physically seen in the series was a vicious bully, but not a pervert. |
| 626 | * CringeComedy |
| 627 | * CripplingTheCompetition: The Tonya Harding case is parodied in an episode where Jerry is dating Creator/BetteMidler's understudy in a stage production of ''Rochelle, Rochelle''. When George and Jerry accidentally injure Midler in a celebrity softball game, forcing Jerry's girlfriend into the role, New Yorkers accuse Jerry of injuring her intentionally. |
| 628 | * TheCrocIsTicking: Elaine uses this technique by giving a container of Tic-Tacs to an employee who sneaks up on her in inconvenient situations. |
| 629 | * CrossingTheBurntBridge: A variation in "The Slicer": George interviews at Kruger Industrial Smoothing, but notices that he's in the photograph on Kruger's desk. It turns out he got into a fight with Kruger at the beach years ago, and is concerned he won't get the job once the photo jogs Kruger's memory. |
| 630 | * {{Cult}}: The Sunshine Carpet Cleaners. They get to Wilhelm. |
| 631 | --> '''Wilhelm''': Most of the world is carpeted. And one day, we will do the cleaning. |
| 632 | * CulturalTranslation: In the German dub of "The Statue", Jerry plays "Ix ax ux", which is an equivalent of "Inka dink". |
| 633 | * CurseCutShort: Elaine. |
| 634 | ** In "The Fire": |
| 635 | --> '''Elaine''': Sure, the pinky toe is cute! But, I mean, what is it? It's useless! It does nothing. It's got that little nail that is just impossible to cut. What do we need it for? |
| 636 | --> '''Jerry''': Because Elaine, that's the one that goes 'wee-wee-wee all the way home.' |
| 637 | --> '''Elaine''': ...Why don't you just shut the f- (Kramer interrupts) |
| 638 | ** In "The Shoes": |
| 639 | --> '''George''': Elaine, this pilot... it doesn't matter to me, it's not me I'm concerned about... it's my mother. I've been over to the hospital to see her...\ |
| 640 | '''Elaine''': Oh yeah, because she caught you jer-\ |
| 641 | '''George''': NEVER MIND. |
| 642 | ** In "The Pool Guy": |
| 643 | --> '''Jerry''': Y'know, George isn't too happy, uh, about your new friendship.\ |
| 644 | '''Elaine''': Yeah? Well I don't really give a sh- (shuts bathroom door) |
| 645 | ** In "The Package", Elaine addresses her medical chart, where it claims she was difficult at an earlier appointment: |
| 646 | --> '''Elaine''': I'm not difficult; I'm easy.\ |
| 647 | '''Jerry''': Why? Because you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys?\ |
| 648 | '''Elaine''': ...Listen to me, you little sh-\ |
| 649 | '''Kramer''': Smile!\ |
| 650 | (Jerry and Elaine fake a smile for Kramer's camera) |
| 651 | ** In "The Finale": |
| 652 | --> '''Jerry''': Well, it's only a year. That's not so bad. We'll be out in a year, and then we'll be back.\ |
| 653 | '''Kramer''': Could be fun. Don't have to worry about your meals, or what you're going to do Saturday night. And they do shows. Yeah, we could put on a show, maybe ''Theatre/ByeByeBirdie'' or ''Theatre/MyFairLady''. Elaine, you could be Liza Doolittle.\ |
| 654 | '''Elaine''': ...Why don't you just blow it out your a-\ |
| 655 | '''Kramer''': (stammers to interrupt her) |
| 656 | * CynicismCatalyst: In "The Statue", after George fails to get back the statue that he suspects Ray stole: |
| 657 | --> '''George''': There's just no justice. This experience has changed me. It's made me more cynical, more bitter, more jaded.\ |
| 658 | '''Jerry''': Really?\ |
| 659 | '''George''': Sure, why not. |
| 660 | ** In "The Postponement", Elaine seemed to display traits of this, not caring at all that she got in trouble with the law: |
| 661 | --> '''Kramer''': Do you realize this is gonna be on our permanent records? Are you aware of this?\ |
| 662 | '''Elaine''': (sarcastic) Oh, dear.\ |
| 663 | '''Kramer''': It can never be erased. It'll follow us wherever we go for the rest of our lives. I'll never be able to get a job. I mean, doesn't that concern you? Everything I've worked for, down the drain, because of one stupid mistake. I mean, aren't we entitled to make one mistake in our lives, Jerry?\ |
| 664 | '''Jerry''': We're gonna change the system.\ |
| 665 | '''Kramer''': Yes!\ |
| 666 | '''Elaine''': Well, I could care less. I hope it ''is'' on our record. I'm just sorry they didn't ''lock'' me up. |
| 667 | * DamnedByFaintPraise: In "The Money", Elaine's boss, Mr. Peterman, does this on returning after her disastrous attempt at running his company for him: |
| 668 | -->Kudos, Elaine, on a job ''[beat]'' done. |
| 669 | * DarkReprise: In the second half of "The Finale", a minor-key version of the show's theme is played on the oboe while the four are waiting to be sentenced. |
| 670 | %%* DayInTheLife |
| 671 | * DeadArtistsAreBetter: In "The Junior Mint," George buys a crappy painting from an artist who is very sick and expected to die soon, hoping that once he does, the painting will increase in value and he can sell it for a profit. Much to George's chagrin, the artist makes a miraculous recovery, and just to rub it in, he says George is the one who saved his life, because somebody finally buying one of his paintings restored his will to live. |
| 672 | --> '''George''': [[SarcasmMode Yes, I look forward to many years of looking at the triangles.]] |
| 673 | * DeadpanSnarker: Jerry. |
| 674 | * DeathGlare: In "The Strike", Jerry gives one to Kramer when he says "Another Festivus miracle!" after Gwen arrives to tell off Jerry. |
| 675 | * {{Deconstruction}}: "The Bizarro Jerry" applies Elaine's behavior to the "Bizarro" counterparts to Jerry, George, and Kramer. Being actually decent people, they are put off by the way she acts, and the last straw for them is when her trademark "get out" shove winds up injuring one of them. |
| 676 | * DefiledForever: PlayedForLaughs in "The Betrayal." Sue Ellen angrily calls off her marriage to Pinter because Elaine once had sex with him in the past. On the other hand, considering the way George [[NoIndoorVoice blurted it out]] during the wedding ceremony, [[AmbiguousSyntax he did indeed make it sound like it only happened yesterday]]. |
| 677 | * DeliberatelyJumpingTheGun: In an episode, Jerry was in a footrace in high school and had gotten away with literally jumping the gun, taking a 10 yard lead before the race started, and for some reason nobody noticed except George. Many years later, a guy he beat comes back for a do-over. |
| 678 | * DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: |
| 679 | -->'''Kramer''': Jerry, this relationship is killing me. The distance, the longing, the distance... |
| 680 | ** In "The Pool Guy" when George calls out to Jerry, Elaine, and Susan in the theater: |
| 681 | --> '''George''': I know you're there, laughing at me! Laughing and lying and laughing! |
| 682 | ** In "The Susie": |
| 683 | --> '''Elaine''': We don't have to name names, or, point fingers, or... name names! |
| 684 | * DepravedDentist: Tim Whatley bumps nitrous oxide in the exam room, violates patients while they're under anesthesia, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking converted to Judaism just so he could make Jewish jokes]]. |
| 685 | * DescriptionCut: In "The Gum", Kramer wants to wear a King Henry VIII outfit to promote a movie at the vintage theater, but is told by the preservationist that only a short, stocky man of generous girth could fit into it. Cut to George wearing the outfit. |
| 686 | * DesignatedVictim: While not direct, it was building up for years. In the finale this trope comes into play. While the "Seinfeld" characters are indeed flawed and do bad things, the people who screw the gang over and oppress them socially are actually mean. There's the Rosses who show disdain for the gang. Marla Penny, who gets upset because of a silly contest. The white Puerto Ricans who treat Kramer with disdain, like he's a dark-skinned "'bro'-saying wog," a racial slur for southern Europeans and Middle Easterners. There's Bookman, who gets mad with Jerry for an overdue book. The gang did not deserve most of what they got. Some of whom reacted with violence. |
| 687 | * DiceRollDeath: [[spoiler:Susan]] dies from being poisoned after licking too many stamps, specifically because those particular stamps were cheap and used toxic glue. Had the stamps been higher quality or had she not licked them all (and had instead used, say, a sponge), she would've lived. |
| 688 | * DidntThinkThisThrough: This often applies to Kramer. |
| 689 | ** In "The Secretary": |
| 690 | ---> '''Jerry''': ...Where are your clothes??\ |
| 691 | '''Kramer''': I told you: I sold them to Bania.\ |
| 692 | '''Jerry''': You mean, what you were ''wearing''?!\ |
| 693 | '''Kramer''': Yeah.\ |
| 694 | '''Jerry''': How did you expect to get out of here??\ |
| 695 | '''Kramer''': Well I didn't think ahead! |
| 696 | ** In "The Van Buren Boys": |
| 697 | ---> '''Kramer''': Well, I'm on the phone with Bob, and I realize right then and there that I need to return this pair of pants. So, I'm off to the store. (...) ...I slipped, and fell in the mud. Ruining the very pants I was about to return.\ |
| 698 | '''Elaine''': I don't understand... you were wearing the pants you were returning?\ |
| 699 | '''Kramer''': I guess I ''was''.\ |
| 700 | '''Elaine''': What were you gonna wear on the way back?\ |
| 701 | '''Kramer''': Elaine, are you listening?! I didn't even ''get'' there! |
| 702 | ** In "The Wallet", Morty Seinfeld insists on paying for dinner, despite that he lost his wallet. Jerry calls him on it and goes to the bathroom. While he's gone: |
| 703 | ---> '''Morty''': How the hell am I gonna pay for this? |
| 704 | * DidYouJustHaveSex: Jerry deduces that Elaine and Puddy are "backsliding" by her hair and the clothes she's wearing (the same as yesterday's). Later, she's shown with messy hair handing Jerry money, presumably because she lost their bet that she wouldn't do it again. |
| 705 | * DigitalDestruction: [[http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k290/snowthbo/seinfeldcrops_zpsfeb90765.jpg TV networks show no mercy]] |
| 706 | * DiningInTheBuff: In "The Apology", Jerry dates a nudist named Melissa. She eats waffles and attempts to open a jar of pickles. |
| 707 | * DispenseWithThePleasantries: Done in "The Doodle": |
| 708 | --> '''Newman''': Hello, Jerry. What a pleasant surprise.\ |
| 709 | '''Jerry''': There's nothing pleasant about it, Newman, so let's just cut the crap! |
| 710 | * DisproportionateRetribution: |
| 711 | ** In "The Soup Nazi," the eponymous character refuses to serve Elaine because she annoys him. In the course of the episode, she ends up finding the Soup Nazi's recipes. What does she do? She uses the recipes to ''drive him out of business and force him to move to Argentina''. |
| 712 | ** How about physically attacking someone over double dipping a chip? |
| 713 | ** In "The Dealership", George wanted the surly mechanic to be fired merely for getting a free Twix that was supposed to be George's had it not gotten stuck in the machine. This involves buying several more Twix as part of a set-up to prove that the mechanic had indeed "stolen" the original Twix. He could have just eaten one of those, but instead he is dead-set on revenge, and in the end doesn't even get a chance to pull off his scam because his other Twix were discovered and eaten by the staff, mechanic included. |
| 714 | ** In "The Millennium", just because of a little bit of bad customer service, [[RevengeBeforeReason Elaine becomes determined to drive the store Putumayo out of business.]] |
| 715 | * {{Dissimile}}: |
| 716 | ** In "The Nose Job": |
| 717 | ---> '''Jerry''': I'll tell you, the sex... I mean, I was like an animal. I mean it was just completely uninhibited. |
| 718 | ---> '''George''': It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people, and not caring. |
| 719 | ---> '''Jerry''': ...It's not like that at ''all''. |
| 720 | ** In "The Friar's Club", George keeps comparing their foursome (he and Susan; Jerry and Hallie) to the [[Literature/TheGreatGatsby Gatsbys]]. Jerry is thoroughly confused both times he says it. |
| 721 | ---> '''George''': We could be like the Gatsbys. Didn't they always like, you know, a bunch of people around, and they were all best friends?\ |
| 722 | '''Jerry''': That doesn't sound right.\ |
| 723 | '''George''': (agreeing) No... |
| 724 | ** Later: |
| 725 | ---> '''George''': I want it to get back to when we were the Gatsbys!\ |
| 726 | '''Jerry''': I still don't know what that means.\ |
| 727 | '''George''': Yeah, well... |
| 728 | * DistaffCounterpart: In "The Invitations," Jerry falls in love with a woman (Creator/JaneaneGarofalo) who is exactly like him in every way. He even proposes to her, before realizing that he can't marry someone exactly like him ... because he hates himself. They then have the perfect mutual break-up, which Jerry proclaims is the world's first, by saying "I hate you" to each other at the exact same time. |
| 729 | * DistantPrologue: If you watch "The Betrayal" in sequential order, the episode begins years ago when Jerry first moved across the hall from Kramer. |
| 730 | * DistinctionWithoutADifference: In "The Burning": |
| 731 | --> '''Kramer''': You got any Ipecac?\ |
| 732 | '''Jerry''': Ipecac? Kramer, I really think you guys are going too far with this.\ |
| 733 | '''Kramer''': No, Mickey, he swallowed twelve aspirin.\ |
| 734 | '''Jerry''': Did he overdose?\ |
| 735 | '''Kramer''': No, it's just too much. |
| 736 | * DistractedByTheSexy: |
| 737 | ** Elaine distracts men with her display of fanservice in multiple occasions: |
| 738 | *** In "The Revenge": "So, I'm going to a nudist colony next week...". |
| 739 | *** In "The Shoes", by putting her cleavage in Russell Dalrymple's face. |
| 740 | *** Unknowingly in "The Gum" when her shirt is unbuttoned, displaying her cleavage to Lloyd Braun. |
| 741 | ** In "The Caddy", Sue Ellen Mischkie accidentally causes a car accident by walking around in a bra with no shirt, starting a trend. |
| 742 | ** Elaine is complimented on her gym outfit: |
| 743 | --> '''Elaine''': ''(inner monologue)'' That's not a signal- who ''wouldn't'' like me in this leotard? I look ''amazing'' in this leotard. |
| 744 | * DoWellButNotPerfect: In "The Andrea Doria," Jerry covers for Newman so he can still get his assigned mail delivered and thus earn his transfer to Hawaii. As it turns out, though, [[GoneHorriblyRight Jerry did too good a job of doing so]], signalling that it was him, not Newman, running the mail route. "Too many people got their mail. Close to 80%. No one's ever broken the 50% barrier! It's like the three-minute mile!" |
| 745 | * DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm: Kramer. |
| 746 | -->'''Kramer:''' Do you have a leaf blower? |
| 747 | -->'''Jerry:''' Yeah, it's in my tool shed, next to my ride-on lawnmower. |
| 748 | -->''[minutes later]'' |
| 749 | -->'''Kramer:''' Now, where's that tool shed of yours? |
| 750 | ** When Kramer is losing sleep due to the neon sign outside his window. |
| 751 | --->'''Kramer:''' I'm just gonna have to move in here with you. |
| 752 | --->'''Jerry:''' Or I can just go live in the park! Yeah, you can knock down these walls, get an eight-room suite! |
| 753 | --->'''Kramer:''' Jerry, these are ''load-bearing'' walls! They're not gonna come down! |
| 754 | ** After Poppy pees on Jerry's couch. |
| 755 | --->'''Kramer:''' Ah, you're making too much of it. |
| 756 | --->'''Jerry:''' Yeah, you're right. It's just a natural human function... happens to be on my sofa, instead of in the toilet, where it would normally be! |
| 757 | --->'''Kramer:''' Right! |
| 758 | ** In "The Slicer": |
| 759 | --->'''Kramer''': Oh, and Jerry, we're gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls.\ |
| 760 | '''Jerry''': I think we might have one left in the stockroom.\ |
| 761 | (later...)\ |
| 762 | '''Kramer''': Hey, and I couldn't find that stock room. |
| 763 | ** Bania at times, such as this example from "The Soup" after Bania gives him an Armani suit: |
| 764 | ---> '''Bania''': You worn the suit yet?\ |
| 765 | '''Jerry''': Actually I did! I put it on last night and slept in it.\ |
| 766 | '''Bania''': Really?\ |
| 767 | '''Jerry''': (annoyed) Oh, I'm joking. |
| 768 | * DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: In the same episode where Elaine laments that the guy she really likes is pro-life instead of pro-choice like her, Kramer and Poppy have an argument about pizza toppings reminiscent of a pro-life vs. pro-choice debate. |
| 769 | -->'''Poppy:''' No no no, you can't-a put-a cucumbers on a pizza.\ |
| 770 | '''Kramer:''' Well, why not? I like cucumbers.\ |
| 771 | '''Poppy:''' That's-a not a pizza. It'll taste-a terrible.\ |
| 772 | '''Kramer:''' Yeah, but that's the idea. You make your own pie.\ |
| 773 | '''Poppy:''' Yes, but we cannot-a give-a the people the right to choose ''any topping they want!'' Now, on this issue there can-a be ''no debate!''\ |
| 774 | '''Kramer:''' What gives you the right to tell me how I would make my pie?!\ |
| 775 | '''Poppy:''' Because it's a ''pizza!''\ |
| 776 | '''Kramer:''' It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven!\ |
| 777 | '''Poppy:''' It's a pizza the moment you put-a you' fists in the dough!\ |
| 778 | '''Kramer:''' No, it isn't!\ |
| 779 | '''Poppy:''' Yes it is! |
| 780 | ** Jerry keeps having relationships where the woman is very interested in having sex but withholds something else which he then tries to obtain. One relationship was with a massage therapist and ended when Jerry tried to force her hands onto his back for a massage and the other was with a woman with an impressive toy collection which ended when Kramer revealed he had been "drugging" her and playing with her toys. |
| 781 | ** A visual one in "The Cheever Letters": Jerry mentions to George that his girlfriend in the episode dirty-talked to him, and George wanted an example. Jerry quietly told George what she told Jerry, and George accidentally squirts some ketchup in response. [[DontExplainTheJoke Obviously this is a reference to an ejaculation.]] |
| 782 | ** The whole Enzo/Gino scenario in "The Barber" is played like a wife in a long-lasting marriage having an affair with a younger man, and the husband finding out about it. |
| 783 | * DontExplainTheJoke: In "The Maid", |
| 784 | -->'''Kramer''': Well, I signed up for a food delivery service, Now We're Cookin'. That's a play on words. |
| 785 | ** In the same episode: |
| 786 | --> '''Maxwell''': My name is Maxwell. I'm from Maid To Order. It's a pun. |
| 787 | ** In "The Checks", after Jerry and George show the ''Jerry'' pilot to some Japanese execs: |
| 788 | --> '''Executive''': We're bit confused. Why was this man Jerry's butler?\ |
| 789 | '''George''': Ah. You see, the man who was the butler, uh, had gotten into a car accident with Jerry, and because he didn't have any insurance, the judge decreed that the man become Jerry's butler.\ |
| 790 | '''Executive''': Is this customary in your legal system?\ |
| 791 | '''Jerry''': (congenial) No. That's what makes it such a humorous situation. |
| 792 | ** In "The Pothole", Kramer comments on various items he found while cleaning the highway: |
| 793 | --> '''Kramer''': (holding up a speed limit sign that reads "165") Speed limit, one hundred and sixty-five miles per hour. See? They slipped a one in there. (laughing) Those kids with the spray paint, God love 'em. |
| 794 | * DoorFocus: Happens when Kramer yells at Jerry about him wanting to reclaim a phone number of a woman he was trying to stop seeing. Kramer storms out and slams the door and a beat later he comes back in to grab the cereal and milk he was borrowing off of Jerry's counter. Then he leaves again. |
| 795 | ** In "The Voice": |
| 796 | --> '''Kramer''': Kramerica Industries lives! Let's get back to work!\ |
| 797 | (Darrin enters Kramer's apartment and they shut the door; the camera holds on their door, and a couple seconds later they open it again)\ |
| 798 | '''Kramer''': Let's see what Jerry has to eat. |
| 799 | * DoppelgangerDating: In "The Cartoon" and "The Invitations". |
| 800 | * DoubleStandard: |
| 801 | ** Present in the episode "The Sniffing Accountant" in regards to "feeling someone's material" (that is, rubbing a part of someone's shirt between the thumb and index finger). When a man does it with a woman's shirt, it's [[DisproportionateRetribution treated as the nonverbal equivalent of a death threat]] (though Elaine's boyfriend Jake Jarmel was somehow exempted from it), but when a woman does it with a man's shirt, nobody so much as raises an eyebrow. On the other hand, Jarmel is good-looking. George and Newman are NOT, hence the women in question reacting like it's practically an AttemptedRape. It's more of a DoubleStandard based on looks rather than gender. That might also explain why Jerry took a beautiful woman feeling his material as a pick-up line. |
| 802 | ** Another double standard shows up in a later episode, combined with a continuity error. In the episode "The Shower Head," when J. Peterman merely suspects Elaine of being a drug addict, [[WindmillCrusader he immediately becomes angry with her and fires her on the spot]]. In the later episode "The Bookstore," when one of Peterman's employees actually ''is'' a drug addict, he assigns Elaine to be his nurse while he gets it out of his system. |
| 803 | ** Spoofed in "The Engagement," where Kramer advises Jerry against getting married because, as he puts it, [[FauxHorrific married couples talk about how their days went]]. So, the Seinfeld Gang talking about how their days went is okay, a married couple doing it is not. [[HypocriticalHumor Right...]] |
| 804 | ** In "The Movie", George is stopped twice by the ticket ripper when he tries to re-enter the theater without presenting his ticket stub, irritating him for having to waste his friends' tickets on himself. Meanwhile, Kramer is able to get in without showing a ticket stub at all. |
| 805 | ** When Jerry tells Elaine he believes his dentist and the dental technician might have sexually assaulted him when he was under the gas, she dismisses his anxiety with "So you were violated under the gas. So what?" Granted, Jerry is likely just being paranoid, but it's improbable she would accept a reaction like that from him if the situations had been reversed. |
| 806 | * DoubleTake: There's a brilliant one in "The Chinese Woman" when Jerry's latest girlfriend, Donna Chang (a non-Asian, mind you) says [[JapaneseRanguage "Ridicurous."]] Jerry does a double take when he isn't sure if he heard her correctly. |
| 807 | * DownerEnding: The series finale, where the main four got sent to prison and were still there by the time the credits rolled. |
| 808 | * DrenchCelebration: "The Pez Dispenser" had this in retrospect. In Improv comedy club, a friend of Jerry's was on the softball team. They won a game and Kramer convinced him to pour a cooler full of Gatorade over the coach's head. The coach ended up dying of exposure and the friend developed a drug problem out of guilt. |
| 809 | * DrivingADesk: Happens rather frequently, but in particular, "The Bris". George's car is clearly in Park during the driving scenes. |
| 810 | * DrivesLikeCrazy: Elaine, as seen in "The Wait Out." |
| 811 | * DropInCharacter: Kramer. |
| 812 | * DroppedAfterThePilot: Claire, the waitress at Pete's Luncheonette, was intended to be a regular but she was [[SecondEpisodeSubstitute replaced]] by the character [[Creator/JuliaLouisDreyfus Elaine]] after the pilot episode. Pete's Luncheonette was also replaced with Monk's Cafe, explaining why Claire is never seen again. |
| 813 | * DudeNotFunny: InUniverse examples. |
| 814 | ** An intentional case in 'The Butter Shave' where Jerry purposely bombs on stage to make things harder for when Kenny Bania follows him: |
| 815 | --->'''Jerry:''' ''So, what's the deal with cancer?'' |
| 816 | --->'''Audience member:''' ''I'' have ''cancer''! |
| 817 | --->'''Kramer:''' ''Ooh, tough crowd.'' |
| 818 | ** In another episode, Jerry, George, and Kramer start jumping for joy when "The murderer struck again!", thereby automatically clearing Kramer's name. They immediately stop when they see a grieving couple walking by. |
| 819 | * DuelOfSeduction: There's one with no ulterior motive in "The Package". George accidentally receives a photo that isn't his from the photo store. Assuming the body in it belongs to Sheila, he thinks it's a come-on and wants to ask her out. Kramer criticizes George for not engaging in the game. |
| 820 | --> '''Kramer''': She goes to these lengths to entice you, and your only response is "Gee I really like your picture. Would you like to go out on a date with me please?"\ |
| 821 | '''George''': No good?\ |
| 822 | '''Kramer''': George, it's the timeless art of seduction. You got to join in the dance. She sends you an enticing photo, you send her one right back. |
| 823 | * DullSurprise: Creator/JerrySeinfeld the actor is not an especially versatile actor, which is [[SelfDeprecation slyly referenced several times in the show]], and in many episodes just stares at the zany antics of his castmates with a bemused grin on his face. The show takes advantage of this by both writing Jerry as the OnlySaneMan who is probably already thinking how [[WriteWhatYouKnow he is going to put this into his act]], and also how the characters [[WithFriendsLikeThese can be quite mean and dismissive of each other]] per the "No Hugging, No Learning" rule. |
| 824 | * DumpThemAll: In the backwards episode, one woman chooses this solution. |
| 825 | * DyingDeclarationOfLove: Elaine almost told Jerry she loved him in "The Finale Part 1" because she thought their plane would crash. But the plane straightens out before she can finish her sentence. Russel Dalrymple might have said something to this effect in "The Pilot, Part 2" when he is seen drifting out to sea and a fellow Greenpeace member is shouting "I'll remember her name! Elaine Benes! I'll write to her. I'll tell her all about you and what you did out here!" |
| 826 | * DynamicEntry: Kramer, every time he comes through the door. |
| 827 | ** Episode-specific example: In "The Susie", George and Kramer, acting like a bickering couple, are at a ball. During a scuffle, George accidentally rips the back of Kramer's tux, causing Kramer to twirl towards some spectators. Wilhelm: "Wow! What an entrance!" |
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| 832 | * EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: |
| 833 | ** The pilot features a different theme song and credits style; Jerry is living in a studio apartment with a grey leather couch and a skylight; Kramer (actually, "Kessler") knocks on the door, owns a dog, and is agoraphobic; George has a different hairstyle; the hangout is a place called Pete's Luncheonette rather than Monk's; and Elaine is absent (Claire, a deadpan waitress at Pete's, was meant to be the major female character). The scenes of Jerry performing his stand-up also take up a far larger portion of the running time than in subsequent episodes. While we're talking about his stand-up, such sequences would play on and off throughout an average episode until around halfway through the third season, after which point they would usually only play at the beginning of an episode (before being dropped outright in the last two seasons). The early episodes even seemed to be shot on cheaper stock. |
| 834 | ** The interactions with the cast were centered a lot more around Jerry, with most scenes about him outlining what is going on to the others and Kramer especially more just [[DropInCharacter the wacky neighbor]] than getting involved with the story. In the second season an episode even made a point that Elaine and George had little interaction with just the two of them, but at this point the foursome started to becoming more of an ensemble. |
| 835 | ** Earlier episodes would bring up the fact Jerry and Elaine dated for a while and found themselves BetterAsFriends, though with the occasional FriendsWithBenefits scenario and even hinting towards UnresolvedSexualTension. Other than a ContinuityNod here or there, this was largely ignored past season four. |
| 836 | ** The earlier seasons also had a lot more of a lax tone, and episodes were slower-paced. The show started to build its' reputation by having entire episodes take place in one location, such as "The Chinese Restaurant" or "The Parking Garage," which lead to the "show about nothing" moniker. |
| 837 | ** The format of the first four or so seasons seem to play out more like a stage play, as is common with many StudioAudience, multi camera sitcoms. Later, despite still retaining an audience and multiple cameras, the overall format broadened, placing the characters in more locations throughout the show, and even outdoors, more akin to single camera sitcoms. |
| 838 | ** The episodes also generally followed a single plot until about midway through season four, when the show took on an A-Plot, B-Plot, C-Plot format (with each character, naturally, getting his/her own plot). This also highlights the change where each plot intersect in some madcap way. |
| 839 | ** Until [[Recap/SeinfeldS3E6TheParkingGarage "The Parking Garage"]], first the last stand-up segment ran, then the credits were ran with the ThemeSong. Starting with [[Recap/SeinfeldS3E7TheCafe "The Café"]] the last stand-up segment ran simultaneously with the credits and the theme song. |
| 840 | ** Newman's first reference was as an unseen friend of Kramer whose off-camera appearance was a voice-over performed by Larry David, later dubbed in by Wayne Knight in syndication. Knight didn't appear until the third season. Even odder is that this "Newman" (or "Nueman" in the script) threatened suicide, and was said to be unemployed. In later episodes, it's clear that Newman has been a postal worker as far back as the late '70s when he knew David Berkowitz. |
| 841 | ** In the first three-or-so seasons, Elaine was very much concerned with animal rights. Eventually, this aspect of the character was forgotten, until it was referenced in "The Reverse Peephole" when Puddy started wearing a fur coat: |
| 842 | ---> '''Elaine''': Eh, anti-fur. I mean, who has the energy anymore? This is more about hanging off the arm of an idiot. |
| 843 | * EarWorm: |
| 844 | ** George can't get "Master of the House" from ''Theatre/LesMiserables'' out of his head. Jerry warns him that getting a song stuck in your head can drive you insane, like how Schumann kept humming an "A" over and over. His randomly singing snippets of the song causes it to get stuck in Elaine's father's head as well. |
| 845 | ** In "The Chicken Roaster", George admits that he's sort of like an advertising jingle: Annoying, but you can't get it out of your head. To which he sings: "By Mennen!" (and later: "Co-stanza!") Later, Jerry is mumbling that jingle to himself. |
| 846 | ** George's musical answering machine message. Since he was using it while deliberately avoiding his then current girlfriend, he doesn't answer any of his phone calls until a message is left and subjects everyone to his off-key singing. Jerry is seen at one point idly singing the tune, and the girlfriend herself snaps about how much she hates that song after having implicitly been forced to listen it so much |
| 847 | * EasilyCondemned: In their respective episodes "The Kiss Hello" and "The English Patient," because Jerry doesn't want to get [[TitleDrop kissed hello]] and Elaine doesn't like [[Film/TheEnglishPatient the eponymous movie]], everybody treats them like they're evil monsters. |
| 848 | * EasilyForgiven: Jerry has this in a couple episodes. |
| 849 | ** In "The Kiss Hello," the other apartment tenants [[FelonyMisdemeanor are very angry with him for not wanting to get]] [[TitleDrop kissed hello]], and in the next episode, everything's okay again. Alternatively, it might just be a case of StatusQuoIsGod. |
| 850 | ** In "The Hamptons," his bringing over a good dinner was all he needed to get back on his girlfriend's father's [[ThroughHisStomach good side]]. |
| 851 | * TheEasyWayOrTheHardWay: In "The Yada Yada", Elaine goes to the adoption agent to convince him to let Beth and Arnie have a baby: |
| 852 | --> '''Elaine''': Look it, look it, Ryan. These people are gettin' a baby. Period. Now, we can do this the easy way, or... [[InstantSeduction we can do this... the fun way]]. |
| 853 | * EatingLunchAlone: Elaine pretends to live in the janitor's closet of the apartment building across the street because her building isn't in the delivery zone for a certain Chinese restaurant known for their flounder. She says this is preferable to eating it alone in the restaurant "like some loser". |
| 854 | ** George eats alone at Reggie's twice in the series: First, in "The Soup" when he can't confront the waitress that he dated, and later in "The Pool Guy" when he eats there out of protest that Susan getting chummy with his friends is making his worlds "collide". |
| 855 | * EldritchAbomination: To Jerry anyways, the woman with the man hands. |
| 856 | -->'''Jerry:''' Like a creature out of Myth/GreekMythology! [[HumanoidAbomination Part woman, part horrible beast!]] |
| 857 | ** The unriddable B.O. someone leaves in a car is much the same to him. "You don't understand what I'm up against. This is a force more powerful than anything you can imagine. Even ''Superman'' would be helpless against this kind of stench!" Later, Jerry refers to the odor as "[[Literature/TheBible The Beast]]". |
| 858 | * EightiesHair: Probably one of the first 90's sitcoms to almost entirely avert this (even in The Pilot, which technically aired in the late-80's). |
| 859 | * EmbarrassingFirstName: Cosmo Kramer, but he eventually embraces it... especially when he gets his new license plates mixed up with a proctologist... |
| 860 | -->'''Kramer''': I'm Cosmo Kramer -- the Ass Man! |
| 861 | * EmbarrassingHobby: Jerry is secretly a fan of ''Series/MelrosePlace''. His GirlOfTheWeek is a cop and doesn't believe him when he says he never watches the show, so she has him hooked up to a LieDetector and has the investigating detective ask him probing questions about plots going on on ''MP''. Jerry is cool for a while but eventually cracks. |
| 862 | * EmbarrassingNickname: In "The Pick", Elaine is given the nickname "Nip" after she [[WardrobeMalfunction accidentally exposes her nipple]] in a Christmas card. |
| 863 | ** In many season 3 and 4 episodes, George is nicknamed "[[Theatre/DeathOfASalesman Biff]]" by Jerry. George is always annoyed by being associated with one of the biggest losers of theatre. |
| 864 | ** In "The Maid", George is nicknamed "Koko" because he looked like a monkey when he was going on a tirade to Watkins about stealing his nickname (T-Bone). Later in the episode, George is nicknamed "Gammy", much to his annoyance. |
| 865 | ** In "The Library", George recalls how his High School gym teacher always called him "Cantstandya". |
| 866 | ** Elaine in "The Strongbox" is called "[[ComicBook/LoisLane Lois Loan]]", due to her dating a homeless guy whom she wants to give money to. Elaine calls ''herself'' this name towards the end of the episode. |
| 867 | * EmergencyCargoDump: Parodied in "The Bottle Deposit," where Kramer and Newman - driving a mail truck full of bags of empty soda cans and bottles to turn them in for refunds - find Tony the mechanic driving Jerry's stolen car. They tail him, but he seems to be slipping away, so to gain speed, Kramer decides to lighten the truck by dumping out all their bags of cans and bottles, much to Newman's horror. Finally, Kramer still feels they're too heavy, so he manages to kick Newman out of the truck and press on; then, he gains speed. |
| 868 | * EnemyMine: In "The Andrea Doria", Newman wants a transfer to Hawaii, but is put out of commission from [[BrickJoke a bite by Kramer]]. Upon hearing this, Jerry agrees to take Newman's route, with the logic being that he wants Newman out of his life just as much as Newman wants to move to Hawaii. |
| 869 | * {{Ephebophile}}: Elaine accuses George and Jerry of being this in "The Shoes" when George is caught staring at Russell's daughter's cleavage. Jerry defends himself: |
| 870 | --> '''Jerry''': You don't consider age in the face of cleavage. This occurs on a molecular level, you can't control it! We're like some kind of weird fish where the eyes operate independently of the head. |
| 871 | * EpisodeOnAPlane: "The Airport." |
| 872 | * EstablishingCharacterMoment: |
| 873 | ** "The Phone Message" is, in many ways, this for Jerry. It's the first time we see Jerry having an ugly debate over something trivial (in this case, a Dockers TV commercial), a trait that would be a RunningGag in the series, where Jerry finds the most petty reasons to break up with his girlfriend-of-the-week. |
| 874 | ** From "The Bubble Boy", both George and Susan meet up with the title character's family, and the family asks if they could meet him. He's then heard screaming at his mom for food, which proves how much of a {{Jerkass}} he is revealed to be. His voice also indicates that he is an adult who is too lazy to fend for himself. |
| 875 | -->'''[[SpoiledBrat Bubble Boy]]:''' HEY, MA! WHAT THE HELL DO I GOTTA DO TO GET SOME FOOD AROUND HERE?!? I'M STARVING, AND IF IT'S PEANUT BUTTER, I'LL SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACE!! |
| 876 | %%* EstablishingShot |
| 877 | * EuphemismBuster: In "The Phone Message", after a date, George's girlfriend asked him if he wanted to come up to her apartment for coffee. George replied, "I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up." The date ended, and only later did George realize she was alluding to sex. |
| 878 | * EvenBeggarsWontChooseIt: |
| 879 | ** In "The Muffin Tops", Elaine helps her former boss Mr. Lippman sell muffin tops, and needs to dispose of the stumps (making them without stumps just isn't the same, you see). She drops them off at a homeless shelter, but the shelter refuse to take any more since the homeless all refused to eat them, feeling insulted that they were given what they assumed to be half-eaten leftovers. Later, Kramer tries dropping them off at a garbage dump, only to be turned away because the owner doesn't consider them bad ''enough'' to qualify as garbage. |
| 880 | ** In "The Smelly Car", Jerry finally rids himself of the unkillable B.O. in his car by just abandoning the car next to some random guy sitting on the side of the road and leaving the keys inside, gesturing to him as if to say, "it's yours now". The guy gets inside, and the episode ends with a freeze frame of his face making an expression that clearly indicates he isn't going to take it. |
| 881 | ** In "The Big Salad", Jerry finds himself suddenly repulsed by his GirlOfTheWeek and unable to kiss her after discovering that she not only went out with Newman, but that Newman was the one who ended the relationship. The thought of dating a woman who is below the standards of a man he doesn't think should even ''have'' standards in the first place is just too much for him to bear. |
| 882 | ---> '''Jerry:''' All I could think of when I was looking at her face... was that '''''Newman''''' found this '''''unacceptable!''''' |
| 883 | ** In "The Bookstore", George takes a book from the shelf at a bookstore into the bathroom with him and is forced to purchase it. He can't return it at any of the store locations in the city because it's been "flagged" as having been in the bathroom. He tries to give it to charity, only for the woman at the counter to immediately recognize that the book is flagged because she used to work at one of the stores. She chews George out and threatens to punch him for trying to give the flagged book to the less fortunate. |
| 884 | ** In "The Strike", Kramer comes home from a shift at H&H Bagels, and offers Jerry and George free bagels. But he adds: "They're day-olds. The homeless won't even touch 'em." The two are promptly disgusted. |
| 885 | * EvenEvilHasStandards: Donald O'Brian, the neo-Nazi leader George was mistaken for in "The Limo", was even denounced by David Duke (then president of the Ku Klux Klan) as a "violent extremist." |
| 886 | * EvenTheGuysWantHim: In "The Stall", George can't help but be obsessed with Elaine's boyfriend, Tony. |
| 887 | * EveryoneHasStandards: |
| 888 | ** In "The Strike," Kramer thought Festivus was too weird even for a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} like him. |
| 889 | ** Jerry may himself be an [[UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist antisocial and misanthropic jerk]], but he didn't like having to deal with the [[ScrewPolitenessImASenior paranoid and abrasive Sid Fields]] in "The Old Man." |
| 890 | ** A funny one shows up in "The Pledge Drive." Even though Jerry is well-known as a neat freak, he finds the city-wide fad (that Mr. Pitt inadvertently started) of eating candy and other such sweet treats with utensils to be more off-putting than cool. |
| 891 | * EverythingIsRacist: Uncle Leo seems to think so. |
| 892 | -->''He's an anti-Semite!'' |
| 893 | ** Ramon the pool guy automatically assumes that the reason Jerry doesn't want to be friends with him must be because Jerry is prejudiced against people who clean pools for a living. |
| 894 | *** A similar example, a doorman assumes everything Jerry says to him is some kind of prejudiced jab against his job and/or social class. Of course, he's also a huge {{troll}}, so he may have just been doing it to mess with Jerry. |
| 895 | ---->'''Jerry:''' How about those Knicks?\ |
| 896 | '''Doorman:''' Oh, I see, on the ''sports'' page.\ |
| 897 | '''Jerry:''' Yeah.\ |
| 898 | '''Doorman:''' What makes you think I wasn't reading the ''Wall Street'' page? Oh, I know, because I'm the uneducated doorman! |
| 899 | ** George unwittingly offends his boss Mr. Morgan by remarking that [[CelebrityResemblance he looks like Sugar Ray Leonard]], causing Morgan to accuse George of thinking all black people look alike. George spends the rest of the episode tracking down [[ContinuityNod nearly every black character who had previously been on the show]] to prove to Morgan that he's not racist by getting one of them to be (or pretend to be) his friend, eventually tricking Carl the exterminator into unwittingly going along with him to a restaurant where Morgan is currently eating. Morgan eventually figures out the ruse and storms out in anger, leaving George and Carl at the table. A depressed George then asks for the check, only for a black waiter to walk up and tell him that Sugar Ray can eat there for free whenever he wants. The episode ends with the newly vindicated George running out of the restaurant after Morgan. |
| 900 | ** Parodied in "The Yada-Yada-Yada," on two different levels: for one thing, Jerry finds Tim Whatley's conversion to Judaism for the jokes offensive... as a comedian, not as a Jew. However, Jerry makes remarks about dentists, and the next thing he knows, he's labeled an Anti-Dentite, and is all but ostracized for it. |
| 901 | ** In another episode, Jerry is trying to date a Native American woman but is held back by constantly looking like a racist to her (such as for doing things like using the phrase "Indian giver"). One particularly awkward case was when he was attempting to figure out directions to a Chinese restaurant and asked a mailman who was bent down and collecting letters from a mailbox. The mailman then stands up and turns around, revealing that he is, of course, Chinese, and is extremely offended. |
| 902 | --->'''Jerry:''' You know, I don't get it. Not allowed to ask a Chinese person where the Chinese restaurant is? I mean, aren't we all getting a little too sensitive? If someone asked me "Which way's Israel?", ''I'' wouldn't fly off the handle. |
| 903 | ** When Jerry accidentally calls a woman, named Chang, because George's phone line was messed up and ends up asking her on a date, he tells Elaine he like Chinese women. |
| 904 | --->'''Elaine:''' Isn't that a little racist? |
| 905 | --->'''Jerry:''' If I ''like'' their race, how can that be racist? |
| 906 | * EverytownAmerica: Kramer turns his apartment facade into "Anytown, USA", which is waterlogged with Type-I {{Eagleland}} and all the tropes accompanying it. This was during the "Serenity Now" episode. |
| 907 | * EvilDetectingDog: In "The Wink", Elaine is barked at by James's dogs. Apparently they knew Elaine hated dogs from her experience in "The Engagement". |
| 908 | * EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: In "The Little Kicks", Jerry jokes that Brody the movie bootlegger is working on quite a foodbag. |
| 909 | --> '''Brody''': (serious) It's for ''all'' of us. Is there a problem?\ |
| 910 | '''Kramer''': Brody, come on, he's just kidding. He's a joke maker, tell 'im, Jerry.\ |
| 911 | '''Jerry''': (nervously) I'm a joke maker. |
| 912 | * ExactWords: George often asks people what someone's exact words were, to the point where Jerry can see it coming. |
| 913 | --> '''George''': So she doesn't like me?\ |
| 914 | '''Jerry''': No.\ |
| 915 | '''George''': She said that?\ |
| 916 | '''Jerry''': Yes.\ |
| 917 | '''George''': She told you she doesn't like me!\ |
| 918 | '''Jerry''': Yes.\ |
| 919 | '''George''': What were her exact-\ |
| 920 | '''Jerry''': "I don't like him." |
| 921 | ** Jerry puts a damper on Newman's new millennium party by telling him that by booking the venue for "the millennium New Year" he actually booked it one year too late, since the new millennium doesn't technically start until 2001, but everyone else will have already celebrated it in 2000 and will have stopped caring about it by the time of Newman's party. |
| 922 | ** Puddy promises Elaine that he'll give up painting his face for hockey games. So he paints his chest instead. |
| 923 | ** George buys a car while under the impression that it used to belong to Jon Voight. The salesman didn't technically lie about the name of its previous owner, he just failed to clarify that said owner was a '''John''' Voight instead. |
| 924 | ** Frank uses the phrase "serenity now" to (futilely) attempt to calm himself down. The tape he listened to never mentioned what tone of voice he had to use for the phrase, so he chooses to shout it each time. |
| 925 | * ExtraLongEpisode: Occasionally did hour-long episodes every once in a while, and they two were split into half-hour two-parters in syndication; two of these were {{Clip Show}}s, while another was the GrandFinale. As far as running time goes, all episodes originally ran for 22 minutes (which was standard practice at the time), except for, "The Yada Yada," which originally ran 26 minutes with limited commercials. |
| 926 | * ExtremeDoormat: George in "The Baby Shower"; he intends to tell off an old girlfriend but is upstaged by one of Jerry's old girlfriends telling ''Jerry'' off, so George abandons his plan and tries to warm up to her instead. By the end of the episode, George is helping a woman he despises carry things. |
| 927 | * EyepatchOfPower: In "The Scofflaw", Kramer meets a police officer who wears an eyepatch. Thinking it looks cool, Kramer decides to start wearing one as well. |
| 928 | --> '''Jerry''': You look like a pirate. |
| 929 | --> '''Kramer''': [[CallBack I want to be a pirate.]] |
| 930 | * TheFaceless: George Steinbrenner, voiced by Creator/LarryDavid. The real Steinbrenner was supposed to cameo as himself in the season 7 finale but backed out. |
| 931 | ** Also Donald the Bubble Boy, who's hands in the gloves connecting to his protective bubble are the only part of him that is seen. |
| 932 | * FailureIsTheOnlyOption |
| 933 | * FakeCharity: The Human Fund from "The Strike", which George invented so he didn't have to give christmas gifts at work. |
| 934 | * FakeOrgasm: In the episode "[[Recap/SeinfeldS5E1TheMango The Mango]]", the characters {{Discuss|edTrope}} faking orgasms, and Elaine admits that she always faked when she was with Jerry, upsetting him. Later, Kramer says that he sometimes faked it so that could he wrap it up and move on to other things. In the end, George accuses his girlfriend of faking, causing her to throw him out. |
| 935 | * FanDisservice: Used in-universe in "The Apology" when Jerry's girlfriend walks around the apartment naked. He is initially thrilled by this, but seeing her do strenuous tasks naked that involve her muscles contracting are hard for him to stomach, leading to him later explaining to George the concept of "good naked" and "bad naked." When Jerry tries walking around the house naked himself, his girlfriend sees it as "bad naked" entirely. Which Elaine agrees with when she, Jerry, and George talk about male and female nudity. Elaine even says that women who genuinely like the male body, as George pointed out, are "[[NoTrueScotsman sickies]]." |
| 936 | * FanMyopia: Humorously invoked in the episode "The Soup;" George assumes that his [[GirlOfTheWeek then-love interest]] will find horse manure to be as fascinating a topic as he does. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere It prompts her to come up with a fake boyfriend.]] Though it does work later on when George meets Marisa Tomei. |
| 937 | * FanService: Notice throughout the final seasons, the [[GirlOfTheWeek Girls of the Week]] were wearing shorter and shorter skirts. As a matter of fact, one of them - Jerry's Girl of the Week in "The Apology" - decides to forgo clothing altogether (well, not entirely. The only piece of clothing she had on was [[DiamondsInTheBuff a toe ring]]). |
| 938 | * FantasticRacism: Played for laughs in "The Yada Yada" when Jerry is annoyed that his dentist Tim Whatley (who recently converted to Judaism) is making so many Jewish jokes. However, Jerry is chided by Tim for telling a dentist joke, proclaiming Jerry has no idea what his people (that is, the dentists) have been through. |
| 939 | --> '''Kramer''': You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else, in search of a dream! |
| 940 | --> '''Jerry''': Kramer, he's just a dentist. |
| 941 | --> '''Kramer''': Yeah, and ''you're'' an anti-dentite. |
| 942 | --> '''Jerry''': I am ''not'' an anti-dentite! |
| 943 | --> '''Kramer''': You're a ''rabid'' anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey! Denty!" Next thing, you're saying they should ''have their own schools''! |
| 944 | --> '''Jerry''': They ''do'' have their own schools! |
| 945 | --> '''Kramer''': Aaahhh!!! |
| 946 | ** Later, as Jerry meets with a priest... |
| 947 | --> '''Priest''': And this offends you as a Jewish person? |
| 948 | --> '''Jerry''': No, it offends me as a comedian! |
| 949 | * FatBestFriend: Kramer's buddy and Jerry's antagonist Newman. |
| 950 | ** George is pretty much a more subtle example of this: he's nowhere near as ''huge'' as Newman is; however, he's still noticeably heavier than the rest of the main cast, and his own "Generous proportions" are brought up on occasion. |
| 951 | * FauxAffablyEvil: Newman, complete with EvilLaugh. Though he seems to think it's [[AffablyEvil the other way around]]. |
| 952 | -->'''Elaine:''' Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye? |
| 953 | -->'''Jerry:''' No, there's less. I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil. |
| 954 | * FauxDeath: In "The Friar's Club", Kramer's been without a full night's sleep for days (he was trying to take short naps throughout the day instead, patterning his sleep habits after Da Vinci), so while on a date with Connie, he passes out from exhaustion. Connie jumps to conclusions and thinks he's dead, and calls her mob friends to dump Kramer's "dead" body in the Hudson River. |
| 955 | * FauxInterracialRelationship: |
| 956 | ** In "The Wizard," Elaine thinks the guy she's going out with is black, but she's not quite sure, and spends the episode trying to find out without directly asking. It turns out he had been thinking Elaine was Hispanic. |
| 957 | ** In another episode, Jerry falls for a woman named Chang over the phone, believing that she's Chinese - but it turns out she's Jewish. The family name was originally "Changstein." |
| 958 | * FawltyTowersPlot: Many examples, the best being "The Wizard," where George drives to the far eastern tip of Long Island before "blinking" first. |
| 959 | * FeeFiFauxPas: Perhaps the earliest instance was in "The Pony Remark" when Jerry and Elaine started making fun of ponies, and Jerry said he hated anybody who had a pony growing up. |
| 960 | --> '''Manya''': ''I'' had a pony! |
| 961 | ** In "The Comeback", Elaine doesn't know what to rent from the video store now that Vincent stopped making picks: |
| 962 | --> '''Gene''': Well, we have a wide variety of Gene picks.\ |
| 963 | '''Elaine''': Gene's trash.\ |
| 964 | '''Gene''': (hurt) ''I'm'' Gene.\ |
| 965 | '''Elaine''': (embarrassed, smiles nervously) Hi. |
| 966 | ** In "The Strongbox", Jerry confronts a neighbor with whom he's already on thin ice with: |
| 967 | --> '''Jerry''': (congenial) Phil... hi. I-I know we kind of got off to a bad start. But your bird, which is lovely, by the way, made a mess on my door.\ |
| 968 | '''Phil''': And?\ |
| 969 | '''Jerry''': I thought maybe you'd clean it up, or your maid, there.\ |
| 970 | '''Phil''': That's my ''wife''.\ |
| 971 | ({{Beat}})\ |
| 972 | '''Jerry''': All right, I think we're done here. |
| 973 | * FingerLickingPoison: Susan drops dead from licking toxic envelopes in "The Invitations." |
| 974 | * FinishingEachOthersSentences: In "The Frogger", One of Jerry's girlfriends did this; the trope is subverted in that how she finishes Jerry's sentence is not what he was going to say at all. |
| 975 | --> '''Jerry''': I'll tell you Lisi, I never expected that movie to-- |
| 976 | --> '''Lisi''': --End underwater? |
| 977 | --> '''Jerry''': ...Be that long. |
| 978 | --> '''Jerry''': I mean, most action movies are-- |
| 979 | --> '''Lisi''': So much more violent. |
| 980 | --> '''Jerry''': ({{Beat}})--not as long. |
| 981 | * FiringDay: Elaine ''can't'' bring herself to fire somebody when she is running the Peterman magazine. The mailroom toughguy is so intimidating that every time she tries to fire him she chickens out and [[KickedUpstairs promotes him instead]]. This leads to all of her other senior staff [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere quitting in indignation]] when he winds up over their heads. |
| 982 | * FirstNameUltimatum: "Newman." [[NoNameGiven Probably his last name]], but still. |
| 983 | * FiveFiveFive: In "The Boyfriend part 1", George gives the phone number of Vandelay Industries (which is Jerry's home phone) as KL5-8383. |
| 984 | ** In "The Big Salad", Elaine doesn't want to give the stationery store employee her real phone number because he's creepy, and gives Jerry's home phone instead which is KL5-2390. |
| 985 | * {{Flanderization}}: Everyone goes through some level of this, except arguably Jerry. |
| 986 | ** His neat-freak tendencies grew, somewhat. |
| 987 | ** Lampshaded by Estelle Costanza in season 4's "The Handicap Spot": "And Jerry, I used to think was nice. I don't know what happened to him." |
| 988 | *** They deliberately had to flanderize George's idiocy; because he wore glasses, people insisted on seeing him as TheSmartGuy, to the point where the writers had to have him openly proclaim himself "Lord of the Idiots." |
| 989 | *** In another episode George calls out these people by mentioning that a lot of people think he is smart when he really isn't. |
| 990 | *** Then, in season 9's "The Dealership" episode in which George flips out over not getting his candy bar from the vending machine. On the commentary track on the DVD, Jason Alexander proclaims, "I am in an animated cartoon here, folks." |
| 991 | ** Elaine's trademark "GetOut!" complete with shove gets so out of control that she pushes people with enough force to knock them down. SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome in "The Bizzare Jerry" when she does this to Kevin and he's annoyed and angry like most people would be (the fact that he appears to be genuinely injured doesn't help either). |
| 992 | * FlashbackCut: In "The Library", there's a brief cutaway to Jerry and George in high school during the '70s, when Jerry lends George "Tropic of Cancer" after gym class. |
| 993 | ** In "The Nose Job", Jerry tells George about a woman he met on the elevator, and clips from said scene are shown. |
| 994 | ** In "The Fire", we get a quick glimpse of old home movies of George's birthday party: |
| 995 | --> '''Frank''': Blow out the candles! Blow out the candles, I said! Blow out the damn candles!\ |
| 996 | '''Estelle''': [[ComicalOverreacting Stop it, Frank! You're killing him!]] |
| 997 | ** In "The Caddy", Elaine is at a party chatting with her high school boyfriend, who then follows Sue Ellen Mischke out the door. |
| 998 | * FlashForward: Occurs in "The Invitations": Jerry realizes that if George and Elaine both get married and move to another borough, it'll just be him and Kramer. Cue a daydream of a slightly older-looking Jerry and Kramer: |
| 999 | --> '''Kramer''': (slides in) Hey!! Buddy. I thought of a great invention for driving. A periscope in a car, so you can see the traffic.\ |
| 1000 | '''Jerry''': (aggravated) How you gonna drive when looking through a periscope?! Besides, it's not a submarine and there's no room for a periscope in a car!\ |
| 1001 | '''Kramer''': Huh! You make a higher roof.\ |
| 1002 | '''Jerry''': They're not making higher roofs.\ |
| 1003 | '''Kramer''': Why can't you make a higher roof?\ |
| 1004 | '''Jerry''': (simmering) Because it's a ''stupid'' idea. No one's gonna go for it. Don't you understand?! It's stupid, stupid... |
| 1005 | * FleaEpisode: In "The Doodle", Jerry gets fleas. His apartment has to get fumigated, which leads to a frantic search in the toxic gasses for something Elaine left in there, as well as Kramer accidentally poisoning himself and losing the sense of taste. Eventually, Jerry finds out that he got the fleas from [[spoiler:Newman]]. |
| 1006 | * FlexibilityEqualsSexAbility: Jerry dates a Romanian gymnast, and is unsure whether to continue the relationship; he is encouraged to do so because sex with her must be amazing. Deconstructed; the sex isn't actually that great. |
| 1007 | --> '''Kramer''': Jerry, you stand on the threshold to the magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of! |
| 1008 | * FlippingTheBird: Implied in "The Dealership" when Kramer shouts to two women on the street: "Can I interest you in a little supplemental restraint?", and is disturbed by their off-screen reaction. |
| 1009 | ** A plot point in "The Pledge Drive": George thinks a driver who cut him off gave him the finger, but it was merely a guy with a cast on his hand, with his middle finger stuck up for some reason. |
| 1010 | ** Plus that waitress at Monk's who used her middle finger for scratching her nose and pointing things out in the menu. |
| 1011 | * TheFoodPoisoningIncident: In "The Voice", George heads to the bathroom and weakly shouts, "I think Play Now is putting something in my food!" |
| 1012 | ** In "The Betrayal", George eats a Clams Casino and remarks, "Hmm, tastes a little funky." Jerry assures him: "I'm sure it's fine." [[DescriptionCut In the next scene, George says something's not sitting right.]] |
| 1013 | * ForTheEvulz: George Steinbrenner once threatened to move the Yankees to New Jersey "...just to upset people!" |
| 1014 | * {{Foreshadowing}}: In "The Rye", Elaine tells Jerry "You know, one of these days, something terrible is going to happen to you. It ''[[LaserGuidedKarma has]]'' to!" Come the series finale, and not only does something terrible happen to Jerry (not that it bothers him), it happens to Elaine too. [[TemptingFate Woops]]. |
| 1015 | ** Similarly, in "The Soul Mate", there's an opening scene (usually cut in syndication) where George remarks how fascinating prison is, and Jerry agrees. George wistfully pines, "Maybe someday..." [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Oh George...]] |
| 1016 | ** In "The Invitations", Kramer flips out at how similar Jerry's new girlfriend Jeannie is to him, saying "It's too much! I can't take it!" Jerry scoffs at this, but by the episode's end, he's thinking the exact same thing. |
| 1017 | * ForInconveniencePressOne: In "The Pool Guy" Kramer enjoys playing an Interactive Voice Responder to callers who misdialed Moviefone's number. Made all the funnier when the ''actual'' responder goes to Kramer's apartment because Kramer had been taking all his business, and talks exactly like the hotline. |
| 1018 | * FourthDateMarriage: |
| 1019 | ** Kramer's friend Mickey marries one of the two girls he and Kramer are double-dating after only a few dates. Made funnier in that she confesses to having wanted Kramer all along, while the girl who Kramer was dating wanted Mickey. |
| 1020 | ** In "The Invitations", Jerry courts and proposes to Jeanie within a few days. Unusually, we get a SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome--he almost immediately realizes that he's made a huge mistake and by the time the show returns after the summer hiatus, he reveals that they've broken up. |
| 1021 | * FourTemperamentEnsemble: Jerry (phlegmatic) - apathetic, indifferent, unconcerned with his anybody's problems; George (melancholic) - rude, stubborn; Kramer (sanguine) - energetic, flighty, out-there; and Elaine (choleric) - confident, hard to embarrass. |
| 1022 | * FreakOut: Jerry loses it in "The Diplomat's Club" after getting bugged about every little detail by his assistant. |
| 1023 | * FreedomFromChoice: Jerry's big problem with his assistant, Katie, in "The Diplomat's Club"; she has multiple choice options for every single thing, finally causing Jerry to snap: |
| 1024 | --> '''Jerry''': I don't have a preference, okay! ''Just make a decision yourself''! Stop bothering me with every minor little detail, please? |
| 1025 | * FreezeFrameEnding: The show had the short freeze frame from the beginning for Larry David (Seasons One through Seven) and Jerry Seinfeld (Seasons Eight and Nine) as executive producer, and co-executive producers George Shapiro & Howard West. |
| 1026 | * FridgeBrilliance: InUniverse example. Jerry is dating a girl whose name he can't remember. The only clue he gets is that it rhymes with a female body part. He and George go over a list of names they can think of, but only come up with nonsense names (Mulva, Heast) or rather outdated names (Bovary). When the girl realizes Jerry doesn't know her name, she gives him one guess. He fails it and she leaves him. Just after she leaves, he goes to the fridge and... |
| 1027 | -->'''Jerry:''' Oh! Oh! ''(runs to the window)'' Dolores! |
| 1028 | * FriendToAllLivingThings: Parodied with George's [[GirlOfTheWeek then-girlfriend]] in "The Merv Griffin Show." She doesn't just ''like'' animals; it's to the point that she likes and cares about animals a lot more than she does George. It makes you wonder how he got her to go out with him in the first place. |
| 1029 | * FriendsRentControl: |
| 1030 | ** Despite being able to live in a decent one-bedroom Manhattan apartment, Kramer holds down nothing resembling a steady job. He gets by by mooching most of his food off of Jerry and playing with various odd jobs (department store Santa, film extra, babysitter, illness actor for medical interns, the list goes on) and money-making schemes. Some of these are actually quite successful, like when he wins $18,000 dollars at the horse track in an early episode, and later gets his coffee table book about coffee tables published and eventually optioned as a movie (allegedly making him enough money to "retire" to Florida briefly). Subverted in that it's never handwaved as being rent control, but also vaguely plausible at times. The real Kramer managed to live comfortably off royalties from a piece of electronic disco jewelry he invented in the seventies. |
| 1031 | ** An early episode, back when George was in real estate, implies that the building is pretty cheap. An entire episode revolves around trying to move Jerry into a better building as he can afford much better. Another episode, in which his upstairs neighbour passes away, reveals the rent of that apartment was $400. |
| 1032 | ** Inverted with Jerry who lives in a small, one bedroom apartment despite being a celebrity comedian with enough significance to regularly appear on primetime television. |
| 1033 | ** Averted with George moving in with his parents in season 5, and moving out when he gets a job with the Yankees. |
| 1034 | * TheFriendsWhoNeverHang: In the "The Dog" from Season 3, for one of the first times George and Elaine have to interact without Jerry as a buffer, and they realize that they have nothing in common. They manage to overcome their awkwardness only by gossiping about Jerry, but that quickly grows old. (In later seasons George and Elaine have a number of storylines featuring just the two of them.) |
| 1035 | ** The series subverts the trope for the most part. While the four characters all spend a lot of time in each other's company, it's made clear that the only thing connecting Elaine, George, and Kramer are their friendships with Jerry. They probably wouldn't hang out nearly as much (or at all) if Jerry left the picture. |
| 1036 | * FriendsWithBenefits: Jerry and Elaine try to do this in "The Deal". Lampshaded with George telling Jerry AnAesop about how it can't be done. Turns out George was right. |
| 1037 | ** The season 5 premiere, "The Mango", features a CallBack to this premise after Jerry discovers Elaine faked orgasms with him when they were dating, which put him in a foul mood. |
| 1038 | --> '''Elaine''': We have to have sex to save the friendship! |
| 1039 | --> '''Jerry''': Sex... to ''save'' the friendship? |
| 1040 | * FromMyOwnPersonalGarden: Parodied. |
| 1041 | --> '''Elaine''' (to Kramer): This food was in the shower with you? |
| 1042 | --> '''Kramer:''' Uh huh. I prepared it ''[[{{Squick}} as I bathed]]!'' |
| 1043 | * FullNameBasis: The woman who always introduced herself as Donna Chang (which she changed from Changstein), which Jerry believes she does because she likes people thinking she's Chinese. |
| 1044 | ** Crazy Joe Davola is always referred to as Crazy Joe Davola. |
| 1045 | * TheFunInFuneral: "The Susie". |
| 1046 | * FunnyAnsweringMachine / SongParody: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlm98dJiLE0 George's classic message]], sung to the tune of the theme from ''Series/TheGreatestAmericanHero''. |
| 1047 | * FunnyBackgroundEvent: Watch Puddy while Jerry is on the phone with Elaine in "The Dealership": He's just blankly staring into space. |
| 1048 | * FunnyForeigner: Babu Bhatt. |
| 1049 | ** Testikov from "The Marine Biologist". |
| 1050 | ** The doctor who treats Elaine after she is bitten by a dog in "The Glasses". |
| 1051 | --->'''Elaine:''' That's it? I don't need a shot?\ |
| 1052 | '''Doctor:''' No shot. Dog bite.\ |
| 1053 | '''Elaine:''' I know I ''wasn't'' shot. Do I ''need'' a shot?\ |
| 1054 | '''Doctor:''' (slower) No shot. Dog bite. "Woof woof", not "bang bang". (walks away, clearly thinking Elaine is a complete idiot) |
| 1055 | * FunWithAcronyms: George was fond of these: |
| 1056 | ** In "The Smelly Car": |
| 1057 | --> '''George''': Oh, this is ''beyond'' B.O. This is B.B.O. |
| 1058 | ** In "The Lip Reader": |
| 1059 | --> '''George''': She's a B.L.\ |
| 1060 | '''Jerry''': (confused) A "B.L".??\ |
| 1061 | '''George''': A "beautiful lineswoman". |
| 1062 | * FunWithForeignLanguages: Elaine thinks the Korean women at the Nail Salon are making fun of her, which of course they are. She brings George's father, who secretly speaks Korean, to eavesdrop on their chatter, but his short temper leads him to blow his cover quickly. |
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| 1067 | * TheGamblingAddict: Kramer. |
| 1068 | * GameNightFight: In the episode "The Bubble Boy", George and Susan play TabletopGame/TrivialPursuit with the title character. George asks "Who invaded Spain in the 8th century?", to which the Bubble Boy responds with "Moors". George says he's wrong as the answer card says "Moops", with the Bubble Boy pointing out that's a misprint. George sticks to his guns, leading to them arguing between "Moors" and "Moops". The Bubble Boy strangles George, and Susan stops him by popping his bubble. |
| 1069 | * GangOfBullies: The Van Buren Boys. |
| 1070 | * {{GASP}}: The ''audience'' gives one in "The Watch" when Morty throws the wallet Jerry gave him in the garbage because it has velcro (which he hates), unaware that Jerry also put several hundred dollars inside. |
| 1071 | * GaveUpTooSoon: The episode with the Chinese restaurant. |
| 1072 | * GayMoment: George, unsure of his sexuality in "The Outing", gets flustered when [[CallBack a male patient behind the curtain gets a sponge bath from the male nurse.]] |
| 1073 | ** George again after an appointment with a male masseuse says to Jerry: "it moved." |
| 1074 | * {{Gayngster}}: Cedric and Bob, the pair of street toughs who steal Elaine's armoire, harass Kramer relentlessly for not wearing an AIDS ribbon and ultimately chase him down the street for accidentally burning a Puerto Rican flag. |
| 1075 | * GeekyTurnOn: George gets a secretary and decides to hire completely based on ability, turning down any attractive women applying for the job since they would only distract him from getting any work done. However, the one he does hire turns out to be so efficient at her job that it makes him attracted to her anyway. |
| 1076 | * GenreDeconstruction: To the {{Sitcom}} genre, the premise being "a series about nothing"; neither a DomCom nor a WorkCom. TheCouch and many other sitcom tropes are averted. The title character is a RealLife character, and the situations are extremely mundane. |
| 1077 | * GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity: In "The Pilot", Russell Dalrymple (who is despondent after Elaine breaks up with him) fires a stagehand merely for bumping into him. |
| 1078 | --> '''Russell''': All right. All right. What's your name?\ |
| 1079 | '''David''': David.\ |
| 1080 | '''Russell''': Get out! You're fired!\ |
| 1081 | '''David''': But Mr. Dalrymple-\ |
| 1082 | '''Russell''': Don't talk back to me. Didn't you hear what I say? Get out! You want me to call the cops? I make and break little worms like you ''every day''. Do you know how much money I make? Do you have ANY IDEA?! Do you know where I live? I can have any woman in this city that I want. ''Any one.'' Now, GET OUT! |
| 1083 | ** In "The Calzone": |
| 1084 | --> '''George Steinberenner''': (on the phone) That's right, do you want me to say it again? I'll say it again! I haven't had a pimple since I was eighteen, and I don't care if you believe me or not! And how's this: You're fired! ({{Beat}}) Okay, you're not, I'm just a little hungry. |
| 1085 | ** Also a RealLife example is mentioned by Steinberenner and his habit of firing managers every few years, particularly [[RunningGag Billy Martin]]. |
| 1086 | * GetOut: |
| 1087 | ** This is Elaine's catch phrase. |
| 1088 | ** Mrs. Sweedler threw George out of her office in "The Bris" when he requested to be compensated for the mental patient committing suicide by falling onto his car. |
| 1089 | ** In "The Mango", Karen threw George out after he accused her of faking her orgasm. |
| 1090 | ** In "The Fatigues", Frank throws Kramer out after he tries to get Frank to cook again. |
| 1091 | ** In "The Serenity Now", Jerry tries to fake anger and fails miserably: |
| 1092 | --> '''Jerry''': Kramer, I am so sick of you comin' in here and eatin' all my food. Now shut that door and get the ''hell'' outta here!!\ |
| 1093 | ({{Beat}})\ |
| 1094 | '''Kramer''': (laughs) What is that, a new bit? |
| 1095 | * TheGhost: Kramer's various friends, such as Bob Saccamano and Lomez. |
| 1096 | Also referenced in "The Frogger": |
| 1097 | -->'''Jerry''': You sure have a lot of friends. [[LampshadeHanging How come I never see any of these people?]] |
| 1098 | -->'''Kramer''': They want to know why they never see you. |
| 1099 | ** Jerry's cousin Jeffrey, the son of Uncle Leo who works for the Parks Department. |
| 1100 | * GilliganCut: Seen in "The Voice" when Elaine keeps sleeping with David Puddy, and then the scene cuts to Elaine forking over lost bet money to Jerry because of it. |
| 1101 | * GirlOfTheWeek: Lampshaded. |
| 1102 | -->'''Elaine:''' Jerry, you break up with a girl every week. |
| 1103 | * GirlOnGirlIsHot: Discussed. |
| 1104 | -->'''Elaine''': What is so appealing to men about a CatFight? |
| 1105 | -->'''Jerry''': Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other, there's a chance they might somehow... ''kiss''. |
| 1106 | * GoldenMoment: Averted at all costs. |
| 1107 | * GoneHorriblyRight: After the building super installs crappy low-flow shower heads in all the apartments, Kramer and Newman track down a black market shower head dealer so they can have strong water pressure again. They insist on buying the Commando 450, despite the dealer's insistence that it's only for use on circus elephants, not humans. During the credits we see Kramer trying out the Commando 450 in his shower, and is nearly BlownAcrossTheRoom. |
| 1108 | * GoodCounterpart: In "The Bizarro Jerry," Elaine realizes that Kevin is largely this to Jerry. He even lives in an apartment which is a mirror-reflection of Jerry's apartment, keeps a model of [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Bizarro]], he has friends who are also all good counterparts to George, Kramer, and Newman, and he and his friends eat at Reggie's instead of Monk's. |
| 1109 | * GoodFeelsGood: Jerry puts a spin on this: |
| 1110 | -->'''Jerry''': That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. |
| 1111 | * GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion: {{Discussed}} in "The Couch," when Elaine, who's firmly pro-choice, urges Jerry to not eat at a restaurant whose owner supports anti-abortion groups. He challenges this by later asking Poppy, owner of another restaurant they go to, what he thinks of abortion. Turn's out he is against it, and Elaine gets into an argument with them. Then this comes up ''again'' with a new guy she dates, after Jerry got Elaine to bring it up. He's also pro-life, and they break up over it. |
| 1112 | * GoodIsDumb: Kramer seems to be Larry David's AuthorTract on how being unselfish and caring for people makes you an idiot. Zigzagged in that Kramer's idea of 'good' is often fairly bizarre and self centered, and George is both the dumbest and most unscrupulous member of the group. |
| 1113 | * GoodNewsBadNews: Frank, to Lloyd Braun in "The Serenity Now": |
| 1114 | --> '''Frank''': I have good news and bad news, and they're both the same: You're fired. |
| 1115 | * GossipEvolution: In "The Maid", Jerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine were sitting at a counter in Monk's. Elaine was on one end of the line, and Kramer was at the other end. Elaine told Jerry that she got a new phone number because an old lady in the building died. Kramer, not fully hearing Elaine, heard "Newman died" instead. |
| 1116 | * GotMeDoingIt: |
| 1117 | ** George starts imitating Jimmy's ThirdPersonPerson tic, which even carries over to later episodes. "George is getting upset!" |
| 1118 | ** In "The Jacket", the main characters meet Elaine's macho, controlling father. George has the "Master of the House" song from ''Les Miserables'' in his head, and periodically starts singing it. At the end of the episode, Elaine's father starts singing it to himself. |
| 1119 | ** George again, in "The Betrayal", picks up a habit of saying "you can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister." Because the episode runs backwards, it's not until the end of the episode that we learn that he picked it up from [[spoiler:Susan when she was still alive.]] |
| 1120 | * GoToAlias: |
| 1121 | ** George had Art Vandelay, who was an architect. Usually he used this alias when he didn't need to. |
| 1122 | ** Kramer would often pretend to be H.E. Pennypacker or Dr. Van Nostrand. |
| 1123 | ** In "The Boyfriend", Jerry got his own alias, Kel Varnsen. |
| 1124 | ** Elaine also had an alias, but only used it once: Nurse Paloma, in "The Package". |
| 1125 | * GratuitousSpanish: A specialty of Kramer's. |
| 1126 | -->'''Tony''': Hey Kramer, what are you doing ''mañana''? |
| 1127 | -->'''Kramer''': ''Mañana''? I'm doing ''nada''. |
| 1128 | ** In "The Millennium", Kramer (posing as H.E. Pennypacker) tastes some chips & salsa and says, "Mmm, Machu Picchu!" |
| 1129 | * GraveRobbing: In "The Strongbox", Kramer and Jerry have to dig up a neighbor's pet bird because Kramer's strongbox key is still in it's stomach after it was buried. |
| 1130 | * TheGreys: According to George in "The Raincoats", if there was an alien invasion, they would relate first to bald humans. |
| 1131 | * GroinAttack: In one of the outtakes for "The Trip Part 2", George is accidentally hit in the keys by, um, Kramer's keys. |
| 1132 | * GrossoutFakeout: In "The Pick," Jerry's new girlfriend Tia sees him scratching the side of his nose, but as she's only seeing his profile as he's driving, it looks like he's picking his nose. She gets disgusted and breaks up with him, not believing that he was actually just scratching. |
| 1133 | * GrumpyOldMan: Sid Fields in "The Old Man". Elaine's father, Alton Benes, in "The Jacket". George's father Frank could also qualify. |
| 1134 | * HairTodayGoneTomorrow: George in the flashback from "The Library". |
| 1135 | * HairTriggerTemper: Michael in "The Good Samaritan", who snaps at George because he told his wife "God bless you" after a sneeze. Later in the episode, after he pieces together that George and his wife had sex, he tells Elaine: |
| 1136 | --> '''Michael''': He's finished! I'm going to sew his ass to his face! I'm going to twist his neck so hard his lips will be his eyebrows! I'm going to break his joints, and reattach them! |
| 1137 | ** Elaine herself has bouts of this in "The Glasses". Justified in that she thought she had rabies. |
| 1138 | ** In "The Voice", when Darrin the intern arranged a lunch with himself, Jerry, and Kramer, but Elaine joined in after the appointment was already made: |
| 1139 | --> '''Jerry''': Hey, Elaine is going to come with us, alright?\ |
| 1140 | '''Kramer''': What? When did this happen?\ |
| 1141 | '''Jerry''': Well, j-\ |
| 1142 | '''Kramer''': DARRIN!!! |
| 1143 | ** Timmy flies straight into a rage when he catches George double dipping a chip in The Implant. George, being the total jerk he is, brushes him off, only to be straight out attacked by Timmy. Dude has some problems. |
| 1144 | * HalfHumanHybrid: In "The Bris", Kramer is convinced he saw a half man, half pig in the hospital, which he dubs "Pigman". |
| 1145 | * HalfwayPlotSwitch: Jerry's idea to perform "The Switch" doesn't come up until halfway into the episode, when he meets his girlfriend's roommate and Kramer's first name has been revealed. |
| 1146 | * HamToHamCombat: The show frequently pairs off the Costanzas, and Kramer and Newman (contrasting Kramer's herky-jerky eccentricity with Newman's scheming malevolence), for this exact reason. Frank and Estelle in particular can't seem to get more than twenty seconds into a normal, civil conversation without sniping, shouting and finally ''hollering'' at each other over the most inconsequential things. |
| 1147 | -->'''Estelle:''' I always knew [George] had beautiful hands. I used to tell people! ''Frank,'' didn't I used to talk about his hands?\ |
| 1148 | '''Frank:''' ...Who the hell d'ja ever mention his hands to?\ |
| 1149 | '''Estelle:''' I mentioned his hands to ''plenty'' of people!\ |
| 1150 | '''Frank:''' ''Ya never mentioned 'em to me!''\ |
| 1151 | ''[...]''\ |
| 1152 | '''Estelle:''' I always talk about your hands... how they're so soft and milky-white.\ |
| 1153 | '''Frank:''' No, you never said "milky-white" --\ |
| 1154 | '''Estelle:''' I SAID MILKY-WHITE!\ |
| 1155 | ''[...]''\ |
| 1156 | '''Estelle:''' ''[To George]'' Georgie, would you like some Jello?\ |
| 1157 | '''Frank:''' Why d'ja put the bananas in there?!\ |
| 1158 | '''Estelle:''' ''GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!''\ |
| 1159 | '''Frank:''' '''''SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!!''''' |
| 1160 | * HandshakeRefusal: Elaine's boss has a cold. Having left his handkerchief in Elaine's office, he sneezes into his hand and is unable to shake the hand of a Japanese businessman when he sneezes, explaining that he can't because of the germs. The Japanese men assume he is implying that they might be diseased and cancel their business dealings. |
| 1161 | * HaplesslyHiding: A somewhat self-inflicted version happens in the episode "The Nap", where George decides to snooze under his new desk during office hours. At some point on, George's boss George Steinbrenner comes into his room to sit for a while. Making matter worse, Steinbrenner's four grandkids and their pet dog come over to see him[[note]]with Grandson Brian and the dog discovering George, but neither blow his cover[[/note]]. George then dials Jerry to call a faux bomb threat inside the building in the hopes that Steinbrenner and company will vacate the area. Instead, Steinbrenner orders everyone to hide under the desk. |
| 1162 | * HappyBirthdayToYou: In "The Betrayal", they get around it by just having the scene start with the group singing "...To you!" |
| 1163 | * HardDrinkingPartyGirl: Susan Ross's mother. |
| 1164 | * HarmfulHealing: Kramer cures Elaine's back with some chiropractics, only for it to get worse the next day. |
| 1165 | * HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: In "The Cartoon", when Jerry and George discuss how George's latest girlfriend, Janet, looks a lot like Jerry: |
| 1166 | --> '''George''': 'Cause you don't think Janet?...\ |
| 1167 | '''Jerry''': No.\ |
| 1168 | '''George''': Why would I...\ |
| 1169 | '''Jerry''': It's ludicrous.\ |
| 1170 | '''George''': Yes.\ |
| 1171 | '''Jerry''': For either one of us.\ |
| 1172 | '''George''': No...\ |
| 1173 | '''Jerry''': So...\ |
| 1174 | '''George''': Exactly.\ |
| 1175 | '''Jerry''': ''I'm'' not gay.\ |
| 1176 | '''George''': ...Neither am ''I''... (after a pause, they yell for Kramer to get in there to break the awkward silence) |
| 1177 | * TheHeckler: Jerry got frustrated when Kramer brought his girlfriend to the show who was too excitable over his humor (it distracts both the comic and the audience and the person hasn't really said anything). Jerry gets even by going to her job and heckling her. |
| 1178 | ** In "The Red Dot", a drunk Dick interrupts Jerry's stand-up. |
| 1179 | --> '''Jerry''': I like the hand blower, I have to say. It takes a little bit longer, but I feel when you're in a room with a revolting stench, you want to spend as much time as you can.\ |
| 1180 | '''Dick''': The only stench is coming from ''you''. |
| 1181 | ** In "The Pen", Jerry tries to do stand-up to distract from Jack and Morty's fight, but nobody's interested. |
| 1182 | --> '''Jerry''': Hey, how you folks doing tonight?\ |
| 1183 | '''Man''': Who are you?\ |
| 1184 | '''Jerry''': Have you ever noticed how they always give you the peanuts on the planes?\ |
| 1185 | '''Woman''': Not my Harry! He flies first class!\ |
| 1186 | '''Jerry''': Who ever thought the first thing somebody wants on a plane is a peanut?\ |
| 1187 | '''Man''': I'd rather have a bottle of scotch! |
| 1188 | * TheHedonist: Dr. Tim Whatley (Bryan Cranston) |
| 1189 | -->'''Jerry:''' Is this guy a dentist or UsefulNotes/{{Caligula}}?? |
| 1190 | ** George acts like one in "The Blood" when he includes food (and later television) in lovemaking. |
| 1191 | --> '''Jerry''': Oh no, I'll tell you what you did, Caligula... you combined food and sex into one disgusting, uncontrollable urge! |
| 1192 | * {{Hellistics}}: George needs a car battery to power up an arcade game, so Kramer's friend carries said battery at night. Meanwhile, Jerry has to remain with a girlfriend he loathes because he heard some news of a serial beheader and mistakes Kramer's friend with the battery for the psycho carrying a head. |
| 1193 | * HerBoyfriendsJacket: In "The Little Kicks" episode, Anna returns to work at the J. Peterman Catalog at one point, wearing George's Yankees jacket, after Elaine warned her to stay away from him on the grounds that he's "a bad seed". |
| 1194 | * HereWeGoAgain: The series finale ends with Jerry and George having thesame conversation they did in the pilot. |
| 1195 | ** "The Parking Space": In the last couple minutes, two cops approach George and Mike and tell them to move their cars. When the two plead their case on who should get the spot, it looks as if the plot is resolved because one of the cops tells Mike to move his car. But then the other cop disagrees and the two debate who's in the right. |
| 1196 | ** "The Handicapped Spot": Kramer tempts George to park in the handicapped spot early in the episode; at the end, he tempts George to park in front of a fire hydrant. |
| 1197 | ** "The Dealership": Kramer and Rick drive back onto the highway instead of returning to the dealership, to see how much farther they could go without filling the tank. |
| 1198 | * HeterosexualLifePartners: Jerry and George. George more-or-less admits to himself that the one thing he wants more than anything is a female version of Jerry that he can sleep with. Eventually he gets it, and freaks out because Kramer mentions it. |
| 1199 | * HiddenInPlainSight: George's glasses, in the episode of the same name, are revealed to be on the top of his locker at the gym. |
| 1200 | * HighSchoolSweethearts: In "The English Patient", Jerry is confused that Izzy Mandlebaum Jr. is only a slightly younger old man than Izzy. He explains: |
| 1201 | --> '''Izzy''': I got married in high school. |
| 1202 | * HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: George. |
| 1203 | --> Frank Costanza: "Blow out the candles! Blow out the damn candles!" |
| 1204 | ** Also... |
| 1205 | ---> George: "I need my glasses..." |
| 1206 | ---> Frank: "You don't need glasses, you're just weak! You're weak!!" |
| 1207 | * HilariousOuttakes: Some season 9 episodes have audio bits from the episode in the credits. |
| 1208 | * HintDropping: In "The Burning", Jerry keeps trying to get his latest girlfriend to tell him "The Tractor Story" by dropping not-so-subtle verbal hints about farms. |
| 1209 | --> '''Jerry''': (playing a board game) They should update these pieces. Nobody rides horses anymore. Maybe they should change it to a ''tractor''. |
| 1210 | --> '''Sophie''': Jerry, are you embarrassed that you're losing? |
| 1211 | --> '''Jerry''': Losing? You know, yesterday I lost control of my car. I almost ''bought the farm''. |
| 1212 | --> '''Sophie''': "Bought the farm"? |
| 1213 | --> '''Jerry''': ''TRACTOR''! |
| 1214 | ** In "The Bottle Deposit", George is on a special project for Wilhelm, only he doesn't know what the project is (as Wilhelm explained it in the bathroom while George stood outside). His hint dropping to a clerk (in the hopes that the clerk would know about the project and could fill him in) doesn't work. |
| 1215 | --> '''George''': I'm George Costanza.\ |
| 1216 | '''Clerk''': Yes?\ |
| 1217 | '''George''': Assistant to the traveling secretary? I'm, uh, workin' on the project.\ |
| 1218 | '''Clerk''': What project?\ |
| 1219 | '''George''': Payroll project. Wilhelm? Big, uh, big payroll project.\ |
| 1220 | '''Clerk''': You're gonna have to fill me in. |
| 1221 | * HoistByHisOwnPetard: The series finale, [[LaserGuidedKarma where the characters finally get punished for all the people they've screwed over]]. |
| 1222 | * HolierThanThou: Elaine's boyfriend Puddy is revealed to be a Christian. When she asks him if it bothers him that she's not religious, he tells her he doesn't care because he's not the one going to Hell. He becomes very unhappy after they're told by a priest that, as a result of their extramarital sex, both are going to Hell (a sign of his self-righteous ignorance itself for not knowing that beforehand). |
| 1223 | * HollywoodLaw: |
| 1224 | ** The series finale; Good Samaritan laws do not work that way. There is so much wrong here we made a list (and is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhg3hW3K_KA examined by an actual lawyer here]]): |
| 1225 | *** They're to ensure someone who helps an obviously ill or injured person cannot be sued later for unintentional injury or death, as is the case in Massachusetts. Even the compulsory good Samaritan laws only apply to people who are injured or ill, not being threatened by a mugger. If anything, the Seinfeld cast should have been commended for getting pictorial evidence of the crime. |
| 1226 | *** The punishment for violating a compulsory good Samaritan law is a small fine ($100-$300) with no jail time, and, as already explained, stopping a mugging is not covered by any real Good Samaritan law. In fact, the arresting officer states "within reason". Random strangers stopping any crime, much less a mugging, is not reasonable, ''especially'' when a police officer is at the scene the entire time. |
| 1227 | *** Regardless of how the Good Samaritan law itself is written, bringing in dozens of "character witnesses" to recount every misdeed the defendants have ever committed is still ''incredibly'' illegal under U.S. law. [[note]]Character witnesses can only called in if the defense tries to use the defendant's character as a defense, which is not the case here.[[/note]] The writers probably knew this and simply exaggerated the idea and played it for laughs. |
| 1228 | *** The police officer that arrested them only did so by watching the entire robbery, '''doing nothing about it''', and then arresting four bystanders/witnesses to a violent crime with video evidence, for not doing '''his''' job, even with a completely fictional representation and gross exaggeration of actual laws. |
| 1229 | *** Interestingly, Massachussetts has a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duty_to_rescue "Duty to Rescue"]] law (often incorrectly referred to as Good Samaritan Law despite being completely unrelated), '''but''' it is ''explicitly'' a duty to ''report'', not a duty to aid. [[note]]Chapter 268, section 40 provides "Whoever knows that another person is a victim of aggravated rape, murder, manslaughter or armed robbery and is at the scene of said crime shall, to the extent that said person can do so without danger or peril to himself or others, report said crime to an appropriate law enforcement official as soon as reasonably practicable." [[/note]] Since a police officer was at the scene almost immediately, they are not responsible to do anything. On top of this, Duty to Rescue laws are often ignored by lawmakers, law enforcers, courts and the general public, so any conviction for violating one is extremely unlikely. |
| 1230 | ** In "The Bottle Deposit", Newman and Kramer try to return bottles in Michigan for the higher deposit. Michigan prohibits out of state bottle returns, and limits returns to $25 a piece, though this is probably justified since Kramer and Newman weren't thinking beyond getting the bottles there. |
| 1231 | ** Also in "The Bottle Deposit", Jerry's insurance company refuses to acknowledge his car was stolen on the basis that he willingly surrendered the keys, meaning he has no financial recourse if his car is not recovered. The police investigating it certainly think it's a theft. Then again, insurance companies are infamous for making up the most ridiculous reasons to avoid paying out a claim. |
| 1232 | ** In "The Bris", after a suicidal mental patient jumps off the roof and lands on George's car, the Hospital Administrator refuses to pay for repairs and even chastises him for trying to "profit from a tragedy". The hospital is entirely at fault for the accident (roof access should be restricted just like razor blades should be confiscated), and George is well within his rights to demand they pay, even filing a lawsuit. In fact, he could provide testimony in court for the patient's family should they file a lawsuit. Of course, in this case, the administrator could have just been trying to weasel her way out of paying, and George was cowardly enough to buckle under her intimidation and not attempt an actual lawsuit, especially since she gave him the impression that doing so would make people see him as a heartless monster. |
| 1233 | * HollywoodToneDeaf: Karen at the end of "The Chaperone", who butchers "It's a Most Unusual Day". |
| 1234 | * HomoeroticSubtext : Jerry and George, which was lampshaded in "The Outing." Between Jerry and Mets first baseman Keith Hernandez in "The Boyfriend." |
| 1235 | ** Pfft, those are nothing compared to Kramer/Jerry. Case in point: "The Kiss Hello." After a rant about how Jerry hates kissing, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-iV2q-W9BE Kramer passionately kissed him.]]'' |
| 1236 | *** Best part? It was never mentioned again. |
| 1237 | *** No, the best part is that George walks in on it, stares, and then slowly backs out of the room and closes the door behind him. |
| 1238 | ** Susan's father is revealed to have had a passionate affair with gay author John Cheever in his first appearance, though it's never mentioned again. |
| 1239 | * HonestJohnsDealership: George considers all car salesmen to be this, to the point where he threatens to walk out simply if a car salesman says hi, though in an earlier episode he buys a used car he wasn't interested in because the salesman claims it was owned by Creator/JonVoight. Which it was... technically. Its former owner was Jo'''[[AlmostFamousName h]]'''n Voight, a periodontist who went to dental school with Tim Whatley. |
| 1240 | * HulkSpeak: Kevin, the Bizarro Jerry. But only at certain times. |
| 1241 | --> '''Kevin''': ''(hugging his friends)'' Me so happy. Me want to cry. |
| 1242 | * HypeBacklash: An InUniverse example. Elaine hates ''Film/TheEnglishPatient'', while everyone she talks to loves it, [[ComplainingAboutPeopleNotLikingTheShow and hates her for hating it]]. Her boyfriend breaks up with her, her friends boot her out of their group and replace her ''with'' the boyfriend, the waitress at Monk's refuses to serve her, and Peterman ''fires'' her (though she manages to convince him not to by agreeing to take a trip to Tunisia where the movie was filmed). |
| 1243 | * HypocrisyNod: In "The Burning", George is flabbergasted that Kruger is eating in Monk's when he's supposed to be helping George out with a big project. After asking Kruger to get back to work, George remarks to Jerry: |
| 1244 | --> '''George''': Have you ''ever'' seen anything like this?! |
| 1245 | --> '''Jerry''': [[SarcasmMode Never.]] |
| 1246 | ** In "The Pick", after Jerry and George rationalized that nose picking wasn't a big deal: |
| 1247 | --> '''Jerry''': Let me ask you something. If you were going out with somebody and if she did that, what would you do? Would you continue going out with her?\ |
| 1248 | '''George''': No. That's disgusting! |
| 1249 | * {{Hypocrite}}: Elaine is accused of being one in "The Stranded" when she criticizes George's girlfriend, Ava, of wearing fur. Ava asks Elaine if she ever eats meat, and Elaine says she occasionally eats fish. |
| 1250 | --> '''Ava''': So, you're a hypocrite.\ |
| 1251 | '''George''': Hey, I've eaten frogs, so nobody's perfect. |
| 1252 | * HypocriticalHumor: The four of them chip in for a fancy TV to give to the Drake and his new wife as a wedding present, only for them to break up a few days later. They expect to get the TV back, but they find out it was donated to charity instead. |
| 1253 | --> '''Jerry''': Charity? That's appalling.\ |
| 1254 | '''George''': How could anybody be so selfish and inconsiderate? |
| 1255 | ** In "The Burning," George says he strongly dislikes people just saying "it's me" as a phone call greeting, saying it's "self-centered and egotistical" - qualities George himself has in spades. |
| 1256 | ** In "The Reverse Peephole," George gladly describes his giant wallet as "an organizer," even though he's just randomly stuffing anything and everything he can find into it, making it rather ''dis''organized. |
| 1257 | ** In the ending of "The Merv Griffin Show," Elaine says to Jerry's now-ex-girlfriend "Believe me, I've dated Jerry; I know what a monster he can be" - [[ObliviousToTheirOwnDescription while offering her the same sleep-causing dinner Jerry made her eat.]] Ironically, in the series finale, the jury says the same thing about Elaine. |
| 1258 | ** A few of the other characters, including Elaine, describe Jerry as a stingy perfectionist who wants everything to be "just so." In "The Sniffing Accountant," Elaine herself falls into that description when [[ToiletSeatDivorce she and Jake Jarmel break up because he didn't include exclamation points in the note he left her.]] |
| 1259 | * HypotheticalFightDebate: In "The Pool Guy," Jerry and George briefly argue over which of the two would win if they fought one another. Elaine comes in and says that George would probably win because he's more likely to fight dirty. |
| 1260 | -->'''Jerry''': What would you do?\ |
| 1261 | '''George''': Pull hair, [[EyeScream poke eyes]], [[GroinAttack groin stuff]]... [[CombatPragmatist whatever I gotta do]]! |
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