Line #44 Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E05TheDeadlyBees


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2	[[caption-width-right:427:Well, that's the [[Series/HeeHaw Hee Haw]] font; how can it be deadly?]]
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4	Film watched: ''Film/TheDeadlyBees''
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6	!!The Segments:
7	[[AC:Prologue]]
8	* Mike and the 'Bots run through a series of disjointed vingettes to replicate every cliché television cliffhanger they can think of.
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10	[[AC:Segment 1]]
11	* Mike tells Servo, trying to choke him, that they're done with the cliffhangers and he's not in any real danger. Down in Castle Forrester, Brain Guy and Bobo are enjoying some relaxation time, stuffing their faces with chili dogs and watching ''Jerry Springer''. As Bobo goes to make more dogs, Brain Guy is suddenly visited by his fellow Observers, who are revealed to have started restoring their destroyed planet. Ashamed to that see one of their own has deteriorated into a lazy slob, they insist on taking him back to their homeworld to complete the restoration before blowing Earth up out of spite. Brain Guy tries to prove that he's still evil so he can stay in the castle, but using his omnipotence on Mike results in the guy getting a new tie, which he somehow manages to spill a gallon of gravy on. When Bobo tells Pearl the news, needless to say, she doesn't take it very well, but Brain Guy is still allowed to send a final movie before he leaves.
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13	[[AC:Segment 2]]
14	* Crow has become infatuated with Mrs. Hargrove, the chain-smoking "cigarette hag" from the film, and has dressed in Shakespearean attire to write a sonnet for her, which he recites as Servo accompanies him on the crumhorn.
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16	[[AC:Segment 3]]
17	* Inspired by the competing bee farms in the film, Crow and Servo decide to raise different kinds of invertebrates, respectively settling on lice and wood ticks. In the castle, Brain Guy packs his things for his return to his home planet, and expresses his farewells to Pearl and Bobo through a jaunty musical number. His fellow Mads insistently sing for him to stay, and after some convincing, Brain Guy's loyalty to Pearl and Bobo wins out. When Mike tries to sing his own version of the song, he accidentally knocks his mechincal pals' insect farms to the floor, leaving them to infest the bridge.
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19	[[AC:Segment 4]]
20	* Crow asked Mike where his bottle of Just for Men hair coloring went, to which he left without a word. Mike then returns dressed up in a ridiculous bee costume, announcing his idea to communicate through a wiggling "dance", like bees do. He turns out to be very good at speaking Bee, as Servo is able to ask him a series of interesting ideas and complex questions, but he neglects to tell Crow where his Just for Men went.
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22	[[AC:Segment 5]]
23	* As the SOL crew sarcastically discuss how bees should be featured in every movie, the random man in the bowler hat from the film's ending passes through the SOL, to their total confusion. Meanwhile, Brain Guy is locked in a mental battle against the other Observers. With a little help from the bored Pearl and Bobo's chili dogs, he triumphs over the other Observers and steals their brains, turning the formerly omnipotent beings into raging Packers fans who work at a dairy plant before banishing them to Wisconsin. He and the other Mads celebrate their victory, during which the man in the bowler hat randomly passes through the castle, confusing them.
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25	!!The ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' presentation of ''Film/TheDeadlyBees'' contains examples of the following tropes:
26	* AndThereWasMuchRejoicing: After Hargrove finds his wife dead:
27	-->'''Servo:''' ''(as Hargrove)'' Someday I'll come home, and she'll be dead finally and -- hey! Look! All right!
28	* AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther: Pearl and Bobo convince Brain Guy to "Stay" via song (though their brains are not in pans), rather than rejoining his Observer brethren in annihilating the planet.
29	-->'''Bobo:''' Please stay... I... love you. ''(clings to Brain Guy and sobs)''\
30	'''Brain Guy:''' ''(to other Observers)'' He's... like... a pet.
31	* BigDamnKiss: During the imaginary PreviouslyOn segment:
32	-->'''Gypsy:''' It isn't broccoli I want, it's... YOU! ''(Gypsy and Mike kiss)''
33	* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Invoked: the bowler-hatted guy (Harcourt) from the end of movie[[note]]And the very beginning, which they'd completely forgotten by then, [[DontExplainTheJoke which is the joke]].[[/note]] wanders through the SOL bridge and Castle Forrester's great hall, confusing the hell out of everyone involved.
34	* BrainBleach: The reaction to Mrs. Hargrove's gruesome death.
35	--> '''Mike:''' Oh, ''[[SarcasmMode thank you,]]'' movie.
36	* CelebrityResemblance: Several early riffs involve ''Series/TheJeffersons'' (and one for ''Mandingo''), owing to Frank Finlay's strong resemblance to Paul Benedict (who played Mr. Bentley).
37	* CommutingOnABus: A rare late-season "[[TheVoice appearance]]" by Magic Voice during the fake PreviouslyOn segment. ''"And now, tonight's episode."''
38	* ContinuityNod:
39	** The other Observers return to bring Brain Guy back into the fold. Mike destroying their planet is also referenced; the fact that these events happened 500 years in the future is not.
40	** Crow [[LikesOlderWomen falls in love with Mrs. Hargrove]] ("Wha-- you mean the [[MustHaveNicotine cigarette hag]]?" "''Don't call her that!''") and writes her a {{sonnet}}, a la his sudden crush on Creator/EstelleWinwood in ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E11TheMagicSword The Magic Sword]]''.
41	** Brain Guy defeats his fellow Observers by depriving them of their brains and using his [[RealityWarper reality-warping powers]] to... turn them into workers at the Burnett County Dairy Co-Op, which is where we saw Past Mike temping in ''Film/TimeChasers''. He also turns them into raging [[UsefulNotes/NationalFootballLeague Packers]] fans, much like the mob of hicks from ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E10TheGiantSpiderInvasion The Giant Spider Invasion]]''.
42	* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: After his victory, Brain Guy turns the other Observers into slackers who work at a Wisconsin dairy.
43	* {{Fanservice}}: Subverted during the bee attack on Vicki.
44	-->'''Servo:''' Y'know, if she ''really'' wanted to be safe from the bees, she should just strip down and turn on the shower. I'm not saying this out of any prurient interest -- it's just good advice.
45	* FateWorseThanDeath: The other Observers are reduced to Packers fans working in a Wisconsin cheese factory.
46	* FelonyMisdemeanor: After being challenged to punish Mike, Brain Guy summons... a necktie. Mike likes the pattern.
47	-->'''Observer:''' ''(puzzled at first, then...)'' AHA! No one wants [[GiftGivingGaffe a tie for a present]]! [[HandWave Can't you see what a terrible gift that is?]]
48	* HumanityOnTrial: Parodied, through song. Among the "several million reasons" Observer shouldn't blow up the Earth, according to Pearl and Bobo: meat, string, tortillas stuffed with ham, Pearl promising to fold Observer's sheets. That's it, yet it ''works''.
49	-->'''Observer:''' All these reasons you have given me\
50	Have totally convince-ed me\
51	I really can't be going! I must stay.
52	* KickTheDog: Literally in the movie.
53	-->'''Mike:''' Appeal to your audience: kill the cute dog.
54	* LateToTheTragedy: In the film.
55	-->'''Mike:''' ''(as Harcourt,[[note]]one of the officials from the prologue[[/note]] as the credits start to roll)'' Hello, I'm here for the movie -- am I late? Hello?
56	* MundaneMadeAwesome: Brain Guy is amazed at the genius of chili dogs, the concept of which is beyond his omniscience. Later, Bobo manages to distract the other Observers by tempting ''them'' with another plate of chili-smothered dogs.
57	* NoAccountingForTaste: A number of riffs lampshade the bitterness between Hargrove and his wife.
58	-->'''Crow:''' ''(as Mrs. Hargrove)'' Has the hate gone out of our marriage?
59	* NoodleIncident: The "Previously On..." host segment is basically a whole string of these.
60	--> '''Servo:''' I think you ''knew'' that chicken puppet was stuffed with explosives; didn't ya? Didn't ya?!
61	* PainfulRhyme: In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ODk7YOt7j0&t=7m15s Please Stay...]]"
62	-->'''Bobo:''' There's meat... \
63	'''Pearl:''' And we've got string. \
64	'''Bobo:''' And tortillas stuffed with ham. \
65	'''Pearl:''' If you'll stay, I'll fold your sheets. \
66	'''Bobo:''' If you just stay where you am!
67	* ParanoiaFuel: Mocked[[invoked]] by Servo, while Vicki's snooping through Hargrove's belongings. "Great. Now, I'm paranoid about pop stars sneaking around my study."
68	* ThePigPen: As usual for Mike, his tie is stained badly a few seconds after getting it.
69	* PreviouslyOn: The first pre-movie segment thoroughly parodies this trope, through multiple genres and stock {{Cliffhanger}} scenarios. "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKf--t3gqMI Previously on the Satellite of Love...]]"
70	-->'''Mike:''' ''(pointing a gun offscreen, DramaticWind whipping his trenchcoat back)'' [[YouWouldntShootMe Don't make me shoot you...]] ''(dramatic zoom)'' [[SayMyName CROOOOOWWWWW!!!!]]
71	* PunnyName: Take a wild guess what prop diva "Beez" [=McKeever=]'s nickname becomes in the credits for this episode.
72	* RailingKill: How Manfred meets his end.
73	--> '''Mike:''' Well, now, you can't blame that on the ''bees.''
74	* RunningGag:
75	** The rather craptastic nature of Vicki's "holiday" is constantly invoked, between the Hargroves' lifeless, depressing farm and the attacks by killer bees.
76	--->'''Crow''' (as Vicki): So, so ''what'' am I paying for, again?
77	** "But why?"
78	** Mary Hargrove, the "cigarette hag", MustHaveNicotine.
79	* SimilarlyNamedWorks: Invoked with [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Birds_(band) The Birds]], a obscure UK band best known for having Ron Wood (later of Music/{{Faces}} and Music/{{The Rolling Stones\|Band}}) in its lineup. Mike notes it's not the US band Music/TheByrds, while Crow sings "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J74ttSR8lEg Eight miles WRONG!]]" (Amusingly, when The Byrds had a UK tour, The Birds' manager tried to sue them for having a similar name. He was soon fired by The Birds.)
80	* SkewedPriorities: As Hargrove stands over his dead wife:
81	-->'''Crow:''' ''(as Hargrove)'' Oh no, a few of my bees are dead.
82	* StylisticSuck: The song. Pearl and Bobo are constantly off-tempo, shoehorn in [[PainfulRhyme awkward rhymes]], and come up with the lamest possible reasons not to destroy the Earth. Brain Guy is convinced anyway, probably because he doesn't really want to go in the first place.
83	* ThatWasObjectionable: "Objection! Stupid hat."
84	* ViewersAreGeniuses: Lampshaded. As Doris is being chased by the bees:
85	--> '''Mike:''' [[https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42891/stopping-by-woods-on-a-snowy-evening Whose woods these are?]]\
86	'''Crow:''' [[Creator/RobertFrost Oh, I think I know.]]\
87	'''Mike:''' [[LampshadeHanging Huh?]]
88	--> '''Crow:''' ''(later)'' Damn, it's that [[https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43281/the-lake-isle-of-innisfree bee-loud glade]] that [[Creator/WilliamButlerYeats Yeats]] spoke of.
89	* VillainousRescue: Brain Guy saves Earth with the help of Bobo and a disinterested Pearl.
90	* WalkingDisasterArea: Mike notes that Vicki's done more damage than anyone else in the film, including the bees.
91	-->'''Crow:''' ''(as Hargrove and Hawkins approach Manfred's burning house)'' Yep, Vicki must be here.
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93	----
94	->[[TheStinger "The dog's meat; have you seen it?"]]

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