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1	->''Voila, the ZF-1. It's light; handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties; breaks down into four parts; undetectable by X-ray; ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger; 3000-round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the replay button, another Zorg invention, it's even easier. One shot, and replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies. Rocket launcher... arrow launcher with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical... our famous net launcher... the always-efficient flamethrower, my favorite... and for the grand finale, the all-new 'Ice-cube System'.''
2	-->-- '''Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg''', ''Film/TheFifthElement''
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4	->''"Micro Armaments System, Rifle. It's... oh, look, Zakalwe; it has ten separate weapon systems, not including the semi-sentient guard facility, the reactive shield components, the IFF-set quick-reaction swing-packs or the AG unit, and before you ask, the controls are all on the wrong side because that's the left-hand bias version, and the balance -- like the weight and the independently variable inertia -- are fully adjustable. It also takes about half a year's training just to learn how to use it ''safely'', let alone competently, so you can't have one."''
5	-->-- '''Skaffen-Amtiskaw''', in, appropriately enough, [[Creator/IainBanks Iain M. Banks]]' ''[[Literature/TheCulture Culture]]'' novel ''Literature/UseOfWeapons''
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7	->''"I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then I could keep both Dracula'' and ''Superman away."''
8	-->-- '''Jack Handey'''
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10	->''"Ah yes, the Sonic Screwdriver. It could open any door in the universe...unless, of course, it couldn't, depending on the script that week."''
11	-->-- '''Creator/TomBaker'''
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13	->'''Jaune:''' Whoa! Is that a scythe?\
14	'''Ruby:''' It's also a customizable high-impact sniper rifle!\
15	'''Jaune:''' Wha...?\
16	'''Ruby:''' [[ExpospeakGag It's also a gun.]]\
17	'''Jaune:''' Oh. [[RuleOfCool That's cool!]]
18	-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''
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20	->''Malicia stormed into the image tank clutching a multi-orificed piece of hand artillery. "Here then! The [=BFG-USBFOMGROFLMFAOWTFUBARSNAFUA1=] Individual Integrated Modular Combat Assault Weapon System is infinitely adaptable for any number of mission profiles. By swapping the barrel and loading mechanism you can convert this superlative firearm into a rifle, carbine, urban assault sub-machine gun, drum-fed light machine gun, belt-fed tripod-mounted area-support weapon, fixed emplacement gun, or sniper rifle. Duplex rounds provide two bullets for the price of one, plus there's an optional conversion kit that allows the use of over ten thousand calibers ranging from .12 Micron to 10.5mm Low Velocity Load."''\
21	''"Errr, that's very nice Malicia__"''\
22	''"Targeting options include retractable iron sights (fully adjustable for windage and elevation), a red dot reflex sight for close combat, a 1.5 power optical scope/carrying handle with illuminated reticle for night-time or low light conditions (powered by an ambient light collector, tritium source or optional battery), a laser sight for shooting zombies in the head, starlight scope, thermal imager, or telescopic sight with quick-detachable mount and flip-up lens covers. Constructed of lightweight carbon-fibre composites with titanium reinforcement in all crucial areas — available colors include Olive Drab, Jungle Green (Tropical or Equatorial), Desert Brown, Polar White, Urban Grey, Midnight Black, Police Blue, and Penelope Pink."''\
23	''"Thank you but__"''\
24	''"Ambidextrous controls and cartridge ejection, variable firing rate (single-shot, double-tap, three or five-round burst, bullet spam), quick-detachable sling mounts, nylon carrying case. Integral bipod doubles as a wire-cutter and beer-bottle opener, while the muzzle incorporates a flash hider/recoil brake/rifle-grenade launcher/bayonet mount and is factory pre-threaded for a sound suppressor. Translucent magazines enable ammunition count to be assessed at a glance — magazine empties in 1.5 nanoseconds (but you can change that too). Can be stripped for cleaning without tools. The side-folding stock (with recoil pad and cheekpiece) is fully adjustable for arm-length and body equipment. Has top, side, and bottom-mounted accessory rails for a variety of special needs such as taclight torch (with red, blue, and black-light filters), 12-guage riot gun, gas-powered grapple-projector, ultrasonic bowel disrupter, phallic compensator, micro-flamethrower, or a 25mm semi-automatic grenade launcher which can fire high-explosive, shrapnel, airburst, white phosphorous, anti-personnel (buckshot or flechettes), tear-gas, signal flare, illumination round, door-breaching charge, acid/thermite round for bunker penetration, hollow-charge anti-tank, discarding-sabot penetrator dart, HE squash head, nerve-agent compound, psychoactive gas shell, thermobaric fuel-air-explosive, rocket-boosted terminal-guided multi-stage thermonuclear anti-satellite minimissile__"''\
25	''"Stop-stop-STOP!" cried Proton.''
26	-->-- ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace'', Chapter XII: Have Ray Gun, Will Travel
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